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Jun 18 2013 9:12PM
the return

im back again how is everyone
May 16 2010 2:24PM
*_*

yes everyone im finaly back
Feb 24 2010 10:29AM
#5

Two antennas met on a rooftop, fell in love and got married. The ceremony was no great shakes but the reception was excellent
Feb 24 2010 10:27AM
#4

What does an FBI agent say to a condom?

Cover me, i’m going in
Feb 24 2010 10:26AM
#3

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.” Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” The blonde replies, “According to the box, it’s a tiger.”
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.”
He takes her hand and says, “Second, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box.”
Feb 24 2010 10:24AM
lol my new random joke

A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words.” The guy replies, “Hey, why not?” He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: “Paint…my…house.”
Feb 24 2010 10:23AM
two blondes

A blonde is driving down a hiway and is going a little bit over the speed limit. She gets pulled over by a blonde cop and is asked for her lisence and registration.
The blonde says, “Here’s my car registration but I seem to have left my liscense at home, I’m sorry officer.”
The cop says, “Well do you have any form of identification on you?”

“Yes, I think I do!” The driver starts going through her purse and pulls out a mirrior and looks into it. “HEre you go!”

The blonde cop looks at the mirrior and says, “Well if I had known you were a cop I wouldn’t have pulled you over! Have a good day!”

not the best joke but…w/e xD
Dec 21 2009 5:04AM
LOL BUNNY

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Dec 11 2009 9:33PM
dont call never mind

call me i got prank sound board and i wanna try it
Dec 11 2009 8:39PM
long rarw

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