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Aug 1 2009 8:22PM

say toy boat 10 times as fast as you can lmfao listen to your self repost this in 1 hour or a bad thing on this list will happen to you!!! ha ha ha ha will be murdered will lose your home will break your legs will be kidnapped will get cancer
Jul 22 2009 5:30PM

you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
Jul 17 2009 11:09PM

cross-eyed peas
Jul 17 2009 10:28PM
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i see u
Jul 17 2009 10:26PM
mcr rocks

my chemical romance all the way!
songs im not okay i promise helena wecome to the black parade cancer teenagers ghost of you
Jul 17 2009 10:19PM
my cusin

thats who i got the retarted from
Jul 17 2009 10:15PM

the angels sung in a chorus
then down from the heavens decended chuck noris
he delivered a kick that could shatter bones
into the crotch of indiana jones
he fell to the ground
riving in pain
as batman turned back into bruce waine
but chuck saw through his clever disguise
as he clutch his head in beetween his thighs
Jul 17 2009 10:07PM
they pushed her down the sewer!

About six years ago Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school durning a fire drill.When she didn't submerge the police were called.They went down and broght up the seven-teen year old Carmen Winstead's body, the neck broke hitting the ladder, then side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell...They believed them
FACT: Two monthes after six-teen year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it.When he went the take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it, he said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, five hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise,David was gone,that morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broke and his face peeled off
If you don't repost this saying
"she was pushed" or "They pushed her down the sewer"
Then carmen will get you,either from the sewer,the toilet,the shower, or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer,in the dark,then Carmen will kill you
Jul 17 2009 12:01PM
he he he

guy 1:do you even know how to fly a helicopter.

guy 2:sure its easy all you have to do is grab the controls and go bum ba da bum bum ba da bum bum bum ba da bum
Jul 17 2009 11:53AM

666 o noes i see him aaaaahhhhhhhhh
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