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Talking to the flying mint bunnies in, Japan
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When it's time to part with friends, Be thankful for the time you've spent together...

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Jun 9 2010 12:44PM
Jan 4 2010 1:47PM
*bursts out in laughter*
95% of ppl think the world will end in 2012.
They are trying to become as safe as possible.
If u r the 5% who would be rolling on the floor laughing ur ASS off
repost this
Dec 10 2009 4:37PM
Lolz, Stupid things! XD
1. [X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking

2. [X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

3. [X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

4. [ ] You have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

5. [X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks

6. [X] You have ran into some thing

7. [ ] Tried to lick your elbow.

8. [X] Forgot where u were

9. [ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same rhythm (holy crap i just noticed that!)

10. [ ] You just tried to sing them

11. [ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen

12. [X] You have choked on your own spit many times

13. [X] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it. or sorta get it but not that much!

14. [X] You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice

15. [X] You just looked at it

16. [ ]Your natural hair color is blond

17. [x] People have called you slow A LOT! or more than 10 times

18. [ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire

19. [ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes

20. [ ] You sometimes drool for no reason

21. [x] You've fallen asleep in a laundry basket

22. [X] Sometimes you just stop thinking

23 [X] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about

24 [ ]People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you

25 [ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice' all the time mostly by your teacher

26 [ ] You use your fingers to do simple math
Dec 5 2009 11:34AM
idk what to say!
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.) : Kenizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal.): Blue Dog
4. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink): Green Soda (Sprite! XP)
5. YOUR HOOD NAME: (first 3 of your name and add -aqua: Kenaqua
Dec 5 2009 11:27AM
Read, sad.
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. (Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building
because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only
one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her
say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his
helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.
Dec 5 2009 11:26AM
1. What's your name? Kenn
2. Whens your birthday? Oct. 17th
3. Where were you born? ?
4. Were you a planned child? idk
5. Eye/ hair color? Brown eyes brown hair
6. Shoe size? 8
7. Piercings? None
8. Tattoo's ? Nope
9. Wear any jewelry? NO!
10. How short are you ? idk
11. How many teeth are in your mouth? idk
12. Chew your nails? Sometimes
13. Hair style? ?
14. Do you wear glasses? Yeah
15. Have you ever broken a bone? No
[ L I F E ]
1. Do you live with both parents? Yeah
2. Do you have any pets? A guppy
3. How many siblings do you have? two
4. Anybody other then relatives live with you? Nope
5. Lots of friends?Yeah
7. Does your family have more then one car? Yeah
8. Where are you located? Japan
9. Has anybody close to you died recently? Great Grandma
10. Any mental illnesses? Nope
11. Currently sick?Nope
Nov 30 2009 9:07PM
I banged a whore because that bum stole my taco! o.o
wats the month you were born in?
1(Jan) - I stabbed
2 (Feb- I Robbed
3 (Mar) - I Smoked
4 (April)- I shot
5 (May) - I kissed
6 (June) -I ran shirtless with
7 (July) - I hugged
8 (Aug) - I jumped with
9 (Sept)- i slapped
10 (Oct)- I banged
11 (Nov) - I killed
12 (Dec) - I ran naked with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 -
02 - a tooth brush
03 - a mexican
04 - a homeless guy

05 - Barney The Dinosaur
06 - a teletubby
07 - the one that i love
08 - a whore
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a gangsta
11 - my boyfriend
12 - a hottie
13 -cocaine addict
14 - condom
15 - my "boo"
16 - a ninja
17 - my crush
18 - a sexy B0Y
19 - an Easter egg
20 - a snowman
21 - a spatula
22 - cookie monster
23 - A Hot Girl
24 - yo momma
25 - Paris Hilton
26 - a pimp
27 - a mop
28 - the Trojan man
29 - my hoe
30 - my ex-boyfriend
31 - a bag of weed

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White - because im sexy like that
yellow/black - because i love weed
Pink - because i love to party
Turquoise - because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I am a tranny
Graphic - because I'm gay
Grey - because I have amazing boobs.
Other - because I'm retarded
Green - because i like shoelaces
Orange - because i am a Mexican
Red - because I am crazy like that
Blue - because that bum stole my taco
Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver
Purple - because the gummy bears raped me
Striped - Because I am an Italian
none- because im a sexy beast
Nov 30 2009 8:15PM
boo ya
im havin a kit kat
Nov 28 2009 7:24PM
Oh wow!
I've reached my 100th blog! Yay!
Nov 25 2009 5:51PM
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents mom & dad
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin;Dang...... that was fun!
FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: walk in without knocking like they live there
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it


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Mar 6 2011 12:07PM

England Bastard! >:U
(Ikr? xD)
Mar 2 2011 7:18PM

Then I call you England bastard! >:U
Oct 16 2010 11:39AM

Well, you are a Keiichi bastard, Kenn. x]
Oct 11 2010 8:24PM

You random Keiichi bastard. x] haha, jk.
Sep 23 2010 6:36PM

Thank you. =)
Sep 19 2010 2:59PM

I forgot. D= You should have commented me sooner.
Aug 4 2010 9:34PM

Kenn. I have news~
Jul 26 2010 12:19PM

cuz I thought it would be funny. ^_^
Jul 5 2010 12:07PM

Oh shut up! :P
Jul 3 2010 10:12PM

Omg! Tomorrow is when I got this account!!! =D
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