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im so sad my best frind died last nite
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Oct 24 2009 10:33AM
billy story
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
Apr 7 2009 10:41PM
If you woke up and i was in ur bed wat would u do?
1) Go back to sleep
2) Scream and run
3) Cuss me out
4) Stop drinking so much. Damn!
5) Just tell me to leave
6) Climb on top of me and cuddle
7) F**k me
Make me breakfast
9) Ask me my name
10) Call the cops
11) Other (Please specify )
Apr 7 2009 10:34PM
what would you do
IF WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED...

 

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Pasta711
Sep 20 2009 9:34AM

would you remove me from your friends list? I don't really wanna have some 10 year old trying to act like she(or he) is hot cluttering up my fans list
RyanFreako666
Jul 28 2009 2:01PM

Remove me off your list.
sportygurl
Mar 31 2009 10:01PM

wut up

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