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Member Since: 11/26/2010
Last Login: 04/14/2011
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About Me:
i am jordan i love to chat i am outgoing and friendly i love to mma fight and i am a pro bmx rider any thing els ask and taken by a very spectial girl and i will change your life if you give me a chance to talk

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Apr 14 2011 8:12PM
Jordan died, and to be honest i cried.
he was my best friend.
and i wish he was still here
and i also wish i got to meet him.
i know i should say this but
i would kill myself to see him for the first time.
Apr 13 2011 7:22PM
sooo to finalized everything jordan is dead
ok so im being give alot of **** by ppl like i have on persone telling me he's alive but his sister jsut called and said he's dead so i called his mother and shes said he killed himself so he's dead he tried the 9th but got caught his parents whent out for awhile and came back and he was dead the doctor told them he had been dead for 3 hours so jordan. a. smith is dead im sorry for everything i was givin bad information so
:( im sorry .. jsut keep him in your memorise never forget him :)
sencerly ,
Apr 9 2011 9:43PM
dear death
i'm comeing in less then 20 seconds love you aoll and **** life
Apr 9 2011 9:22PM
and if you need to talk to someone like me go to bmx redeemed
kk bye love you all
Apr 9 2011 9:09PM
ps once i log off i am killing my self
Apr 9 2011 8:59PM
enjoy me while i'm here
hey i'm killing my self so ya its been nice to get to know all u ppl and you have changed me forever so i love u all and i hope you all have wonderfull lives so ya thanks for every thing and a very special thanks to $$LILLY$$ uoi changed me into a better person thanks
Apr 6 2011 9:22PM
ok i have a habbit of saying ya at the end and beginning of every sentence why and is it a bad habit =D
Apr 2 2011 11:22PM
for sex
you gotta be bigger faster stronger if you want to have sex any longer
Apr 2 2011 10:33PM
one cismas morning a yung boy is out riding his new bike when a cop on a horse tracks up next to him him
and the cop says hey nice bike did did you get that bike from santa the kid replyed yea sure did then the cop says well then next year tell santa to put a tail light on that bike then the cop writes the little boy a forty five dollar ticket for violation of safety then the kid takes the ticket andbe for he takes off he says by the way thats a ni9ce horse that your riding did santa give you that for crismas tehn the cop says yepp sure did tehn the little boy continued adn says well next year tell santa to the d.i.c.k undernieth the horse instead of on top then the little boy rides away
Mar 30 2011 10:15PM
my jokes
Did you know the toothbrush was invented by the French?
If it had been invented by anyone else it would have been called the Teethbrush.

Q: when was the last good french barbecue?
A: 1431, and it involved Joan of Arc

Q: Why don't the French Barbeque?
A: The snails keep slipping between the grills.

Q: How do you get a French waiter's attention?
A: Start ordering in German.

Q: What's the difference between France and Quebec?
A: Quebec has prettier women and colder beer.

Q: Why do the French like smelly cheeses?
A: Well, in a room full of French people, you can't really smell the cheese.

"A Frenchmen's home is where another man's wife is." - Mark Twain -1878-79 Journal

"There is nothing lower than the human race...except for the French." - Mark Twain 1878-79

"French history: They turn on their friends and surrender to their enemies!"

I got a tip for you , if you install the french versions of your favorite programs, THEY RUN A LOT FASTER

The makers of French's Mustard made the following recent statement: "We at the French's Company wish to put an end to statements that our product is manufactured in France. There is no relationship, nor has there ever been a relationship, between our mustard and the country of France. Indeed, our mustard is manufactured in Rochester, NY. The only thing we have in common is that we are both yellow".

Why wouldn't the Statue of Liberty work in France? Because she has only one arm raised.

Q. How do you stop a French tank?
A. Say "boo"

How do you separate the men from the boys in France? With a crowbar.

Hey ! Do you know what's the difference between a Frenchman and a chimpansee ? - One of them is hairy, stinky, and scratches his ass all the time. The other is a chimpansee.

Why do the french get more votes in the U.N. They vote with both hands

Q. What is the difference between a frenchwoman and a basketball team?
A. The basketball team showers after 4 periods.


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Sep 30 2013 4:51PM

Miss you Jordan R.I.P I know ill see you one day <3 :(
Miss you <3 R.I.P
Aug 2 2013 11:11PM

I really miss you.. You dont Know how much!!
Goodbye dear friend <3
Dec 20 2012 7:03PM

miss u man
Oct 2 2011 6:08PM

I know I'm late but R.I.P...this dude was funny as hell and great to talk to...miss u bud
Sep 27 2011 7:37PM


bmx redeemed
Sep 6 2011 6:42PM

i miss you so much dude jordan i hope you are watching over me
Aug 28 2011 11:55AM

Jordan I love you and I miss you ♥ Another one of my friends commited suicide
When I found out about when you died
I cried my eyes out and ended up getting a bloody nose
That was the worst night I miss you alot
Hopefully you are looking over me and your other friends
Aug 19 2011 12:49PM

i wish u were still here with all of us jordan... we love u so much!!!
bmx redeemed
Aug 4 2011 1:25PM

i miss u so mych i just wish that you would have talked to me one more time befor you did this'
Jul 22 2011 3:06AM

i cant believe ur dead wow were have i been? i just found out! im so sorry
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