21 Dec, 2013

Rate Meeee(:

F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!

09 Dec, 2013

Woahh

Holy shat. I haven't been on this in years. I was such a loser.

25 Jun, 2011

Ughh

Anybody wanna talk?

12 Jun, 2010

idefk

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30 May, 2010

Paul Gray Bass player for Slipknot

R.I.P. Paul Gray all who liked the band will miss him........he was the heart and soul of the band 1972-2010

30 May, 2010

Ask,Ask,Ask!!!

3 questions 1 chance. 3 honest answers. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 3 questions. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you

29 May, 2010

Stick That In Your Juice Box lyrics

[scream]Ch: I hate i hate you b**** [x3] **** You [x2] I hate i hate you b**** [x2] **** You [x4] V1: **** you if you dont like me If you dont like me you can lick on my d Lick on my d you can lick on my d [x2] Lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick my tootsie pop lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick my tootsie pop T-O-O-T-S-I-E-P-O-P yea lick that D [x2] I got a message for ya b**** i got a message for ya [x2] Stick That In Your Juice Box And Suck It [x2] [scream]Ch: I hate i hate you b**** [x3] **** You [x2] I hate i hate you b**** [x2] **** You [x4] V2: All you ****in haters are just jealous of me thats why i hate you [x2] You know me always wearing the girl jeans and the tight t's XS mo fukka XS like woah Im so ****in freash to death im even obsessed with my own mo fo looks and how i dress Im so ****in fresh to death [x3] Im so ****in fresh I know that you really dont like me I know that you really ****in hate me I know that you know i know that you know i hate you too HAHAHA Heres a message for ya Stick That In Your Juice Box And Suck It [x2] [scream]Ch: I hate i hate you b**** [x3] **** You [x2] I hate i hate you b**** [x2] **** You [x4] [Sing] Ch: I hate i hate you b**** [x3] **** You [x2] I hate i hate you b**** [x2] **** You [x4] [Scream] Stick That In Your Juice Box And Suck It [x4] [sing]Stick That In Your ****in Juice Box [x2] [Sing] Ch: I hate i hate you b**** [x3] **** You [x2] I hate i hate you b**** [x2] **** You [x4] [Scream]Ch: I hate i hate you b**** [x3] **** You [x2] I hate i hate you b**** [x2] **** You [x4]

27 May, 2010

this is what my friend said to a hot teenager at Hot Topic

I Pwned Your Mom

27 May, 2010

Schools Out For ME

Well we got no choice All the girls and boys Makin all that noise 'Cause they found new toys Well we can't salute ya Can't find a flag If that don't suit ya That's a drag School's out for summer School's out forever School's been blown to pieces No more pencils No more books No more teacher's dirty looks Well we got no class And we got no principles And we got no innocence We can't even think of a word that rhymes School's out for summer School's out forever School's been blown to pieces No more pencils No more books No more teacher's dirty looks Out for summer Out till fall We might not go back at all School's out forever School's out for summer School's out with fever School's out completely

27 May, 2010

my night

okay so me and my friend went to the club dont ask us how we did but we got in....and we danced for like ever it was so fun.............we went up to the bar and was like...do you have any Amp mixed alchoholic drinks..and the bartender was like you guys are to young and we were like f*** this guy...so we jumped up on the table and jumped behind him and WE mixed beeer and vodka and amp together...not a good mix but it was good and we woke up this morning and had a major headache and me and my friend puked like 7 times...that was my night

24 May, 2010

Quiz

01. What is your name:Jaret 02. A four letter word: word 03. A boy’s name: Jeremy 04. A girl’s name: Patricia 05. An occupation: Shoe Making 06. A color: Lime Green 07. Something you wear: Braclets 08. A food: cookies 09. In the bathroom: Shower 10. A place: White Water Bay 11. A reason for being late: i got mugged 12. Something you shout: Big Booty Judy 13. A movie t**le: Dude Where's My Car? 14. Something you drink: Amp 15. A musical group/artist: Slipknot

24 May, 2010

haha

??????????????© MADE IN MY MAMA'S TUMMY

24 May, 2010

This was on a shirt at Hot Topic

i Love Lady Gay Gay

24 May, 2010

Egg Nog

Chicken Sperm

24 May, 2010

Cameron.Ugh

Guys add him he is doing this thing with his friends if you are on his fans Once he Gets 20 Fans he wil add 5 of Them ! WhenheGets 30 he will add 10 And it goes On and on !

23 May, 2010

tell me if you copy this

1) thumb the clip 2)pull the pin 3) throw like hell 4) Take cover 5)kill the survivours 6) make sure comrades are ok 7) go back to America 8 ) go to I-Hop 9) eat a pancake 10) go back to kill them terrorist!!!!!!!!

22 May, 2010

Im a Muscular gangster with a broken heart

What color of shirt are you wearing? Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beast What kind of pants are you wearing?? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hott body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes

19 May, 2010

New Born Vampire

she is my new Waffle Buddy and together we will take over the world MWAHAHAHAHA

17 May, 2010

My last sign off...Bye im gonna finish these convo's then im quiting

working on these g**a** relationship problems do you guys know how hard it is to break up with a girl there all like "no please i love you" and im like "yea i love you to but we cant be together" and they keep on saying negative s***....damn im getting sick and tired of this s*** first Karen then Nikki now f***ing Sierra......Bye f*** this website...ughh

17 May, 2010

YAY

Starr gave me a Icebreaker isnt she awesome

17 May, 2010

Slipknot

Before i Forget i gotta listen to Slipknot see what i just did there i used one of Slipknots songs in a blog yea...You know what f*** you guys!!

17 May, 2010

message me in my inbox what i should do with these.....

GirlsGirlsGirls! again Motley Crue!! i love Motley Crue

16 May, 2010

Guess What

Troll:you finally got me a new bridge. me:hell no my heart belongs to Sierra now. Troll: thats it tell me when the next issue of People Magazine comes out. me: f*** u troll i love Sierra and only Divas like people magazine.

16 May, 2010

damnit

im such a f*** up i cant learn from my mistakes i have done this to these girls to much FUCK i dont think i can live anymore

16 May, 2010

Zebras are stripe-tastic!!!

here is my heart......♥.......it stays there until i find someone to give it to

16 May, 2010

Head Shot Bitch

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13 May, 2010

DotDotCurve :)

I'm gonna take my rocketship to the moon!!

13 May, 2010

I Love.....

Mötley Crüe!!white trash circus don't and we don't give a damn!!!We don't give a s*** cause we're buy gettin high!

12 May, 2010

Yea

The reason why I went offline is because my friend called me and asked if I wanted to go to this one place where we do this thing called parkour it is so fun it is our favorite thing to do...parkour is so fun!!!!!!

12 May, 2010

Awesome

I just figured out how to message myself

12 May, 2010

Lol

I am eating an apple wait what ewww I forgot to take the sticker off and I just ate.....stupid garden gnome

09 May, 2010

come on

where is everybody i am so bored........ *grabs a box of matches* hmmmmmm i wonder wut these do any ways I Love You and you know who you are *cough cough* Haley.....GET ON SOMEBODY.....if someone gets on before i figure out to work these matches they will win a hug and maybe a kiss.....so first one who messages will win a hug and maybe a kiss....so yea GET ON!!!!! you stupid garden gnomes one of them hurt me last night cause i ripped it beard off.

07 May, 2010

yea i think i got to go

i just drank a nitrous mega monster so hyper i checked my eyes there not dialated sooooo im high welll there is ginseng in my monster which is tea that has Mugs in it oh s*** i gotta puke!!!!!

07 May, 2010

wanna

Wanna join the Dark Side together we wil take over the world.....MWAHAHAHA p.s.we have cookies sara

07 May, 2010

FREAXXX

lets get freaky now lets get f***in freaky now!!!

05 May, 2010

im not playing mother fucker

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05 May, 2010

tell me

IF I LET U GRAB ONLY 1 PART OF MY BODY WAT WOULD U GRAB AND Y??? REPOST DIS 2 SEE HOW MANY PPL WANT 2 GRAB U

04 May, 2010

tellz me wut u own

Chest - Head - Nose - Lips -nikki Hair - Eyes - Cock - Haley Heart -nikki Smile - Legs - Stomach - Ass - Megan Whole Body-nikki

04 May, 2010

Slash5024

thats my old account this is my new XxJaretxX so all me old friends on my old account and look on ur fans cause i added all of my old friends so yea look at the fans!!!!!!!!

04 May, 2010

yo yo mofo

wuss up my homie G....yea i know i s*** major giraffe abortion at being a gangster i know but Scene kids are not meant to act gangsterish i think i dont know that answer tell me in my comments wut u think ok ok