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Member Since: 08/29/2008
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Im Chelsea :) I love Escape the Fate and I talk alot, once you get to know me I think Im a pretty nice person =D Im single, leave a mssggg and Ill try to get back. I am also a Bi-Sexual. I love girls. What can I say? They're great ^^

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Oct 8 2008 5:34PM
I love Tabitha! <3
Sep 23 2008 8:00PM
a white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism
Sep 23 2008 7:53PM
Billy :D
BILLY,S STORY you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "SH!T" and billy said "Dad, whats *SH!T" And then his dad says "Well billy, SH!T is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "FUCC!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats FUCC?" "Well billy FUCC is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas, my dad's upstairs wiping SH!T off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen FUCCing the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you :) 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever

lmfao! Ok this is flippin hilarious! xDD


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Sep 30 2008 7:11PM

lol thnxx :D
Sep 30 2008 6:22PM

opps i counted wrong lmao xD
Sep 29 2008 7:52PM

i'm your 3rd comment ^.^ and just listening to music u?
Sep 23 2008 5:57PM

yayyy thx for the add
Sep 7 2008 7:30PM

HaHa ur funnny .. =] ((under cover cop)) lmao....
Sep 7 2008 5:23PM

HeY... ThAnXx 4 ThE aDd Ur AwEsOmE =D !! [[comment back]] ByE =P

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