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Kaley. don't be one of those c***s who ask what my name is becuase i just said it (:. 17. Taken.
Username : | xDisturbedWhorex |
First Name : | Kaley |
Last Name : | Smith |
Gender: | F |
Country: | MQ |
Member Since : | 04 Jul, 2009 |
29 Jul, 2010
lol
my friend fell down in the hallway because she was chasing me cuz i stole her tickets :) ahh fun times now im in the room by myself being bored xD
28 Jul, 2010
mmm
:D Atlantic city is fun i wonder if i have to pay for internet D: thats like 12 hours * 6.99 uhmm O.o oh well i didn't haev to pay last time
28 Jul, 2010
:)
gtg going to knock on random people's door casino's are huge :P lol i'm gonna be here for about 4 more weeks xD
23 Jul, 2010
:)
i love old people they bring u whatever u want when u dont feel like getting it urself :D
21 Jul, 2010
Kylee
Fruit loops and frosted flakes are g**a** cereals i'm eating one of these 2 very g**cereals xD
21 Jul, 2010
Well maybe!!
if you're daughter wasn't a s*** this owuldn't happen why don't you just show her discipline instead of screaming at people over the internet Huh billy mays? xD
20 Jul, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxMBfP-I6PI&feature=related
holy sh!t why can't he be my father?!
20 Jul, 2010
kylee
IKR! its like it's 10 f***ing pm don't you have somewher to be like uhmm not talking to me xD
20 Jul, 2010
lol
when ppl message me sometimes their like hi i am so and so and i want to reply this : hi yeah i really dont care lol i really do
20 Jul, 2010
kylee
kylee needs to get her r****ed tongue a** on! she needs to see my much s**y comment on playlist!
20 Jul, 2010
lmfao i swear i just heard this on my tv
i am not a w**** there is a difference! i forgot what the difference was
20 Jul, 2010
lol
Hyperness and head banging gives me a headache lmfao stupid song made me like WOOOOOOO and then head banging doesn't work Major headache xD
19 Jul, 2010
lmfao
some guy is mowing his lawn and my friends were trying to sleep and she just screams out the window CUNT IM TRYING TO SLEEP MOW UR LAWN WHEN IM NOT FUCKING SLEEPING and hes like looking around to see who said that it was hilarious im dying over here
19 Jul, 2010
kylee
That's because they want something they can never get from me :) or i chase them lmfao
19 Jul, 2010
kylee
Ugly guys are not hot okay xD thats why their ugly@!! the 3someguy never came back D:
19 Jul, 2010
kylee
Woah im getting a lot of hate for this blog YO RETARDSSSS im only kidding these blogs are jokes for fun not to like disrespect anybody gosh! and anyways kylee canadians are s**y with abs xD
19 Jul, 2010
Kylee
I gave u that word so no stealing! and He agrees on the annoying canadians saying eh? no offense cuz canadians are s**y ;) From: BuiltForSin..™ Date: Jul 19 2010 11:35AM Subject: RE: x That's so annoying!
19 Jul, 2010
Kylee
That was before i told ur bf to fxck himself and i never said i was nice! i just look like it :P
19 Jul, 2010
Well then.. KYLEE
Uhhmm.. no comment? how about an argument with kylee on how i just told her bf fxck u xD
19 Jul, 2010
D:
I'm too awake so i can't sleep i feel icky today D: yesterday i went to the water park :) Jealous, yeah ik u are xD
18 Jul, 2010
Kylee
The only dumb c*** is u lmfao hot guys are very s**y especially with abs ;) p.s I STILL WANT A BRITISH ACCENT! p.s.s i want to play laser tag :P
17 Jul, 2010
lmfao i shortened the conversation there was more to it
Me and my friend today walking home Me: Don't you love skinny jeans Tyler: Yo when i put them on i was like woah my nuts feel really good Me: Wtf have u been smoking Tyler: they're really comfy Me: you are the weirdest person ever
17 Jul, 2010
Alyssa
No your not you dropped your phone in a toilet and u called the memory card a sim card
17 Jul, 2010
D:
i forgot to mention i dropped my phone in water dont ask so yeah you people can't text me until i say u can D:
16 Jul, 2010
Kylee
Way way wayyyy s**y and it was creepy how u told me he went to the pizza hut where another s**y guy works
16 Jul, 2010
Kylee sorry im latee
Ik he would He's still s**y xD and woah luigi reached a new creeper status lol
16 Jul, 2010
very sexy bands! with sexy people in them ;D
Attack Attack Abandon All Ships A Skylit Drive Alesana All Time Low Asking Alexandria Black Veil Brides Bring me the Horizon Brokencyde Devil wears prada Drop dead Gorgeous LoveHateHero Of Mice and Men Stereo skyline Peirce the Veil We are the Ocean s**iest is Asking alexandria xD
16 Jul, 2010
Kylee
Luigi is a CREEPER lol offense luigi xD and abs are so fxcking s**y like the 3some guy
16 Jul, 2010
Guaridian angel -abandon all ships
i'll be there watching from way up high the shadow you can't see when the sun's in the sky Wandering eyes with no disguise It's obvious that this love never dies,it never dies
16 Jul, 2010
♥need youuuuu-Travie Mccoy
Let me open up and start again, But there’s a safe around my heart I don’t know how to let you in, And that’s what keeps us apart. I’m thinking now’s the time, Maybe its time to go, if I gave you my heart, be gentle, I’m tired of laying low, lets give the world a show.
16 Jul, 2010
♥
I love youuuu =] <3 p.s- i still want that british accent xD p.s.s- im really bored >.< p.s.s.s.s.s.s and however many s'- I LOVE YOUUUU person!
15 Jul, 2010
ahhhh
as long as the pretty boy doesnt get caught it doesnt matter if he sneaks around right?..
15 Jul, 2010
girl whos name i still dont know
oh yeah well me and kylee are uhmm having a 3some party with a really s**y guy! AND WE HAVE BRITISH AcCENTS U SO BE JEALOUS! ........JEALOUS!
15 Jul, 2010
i think i sound kinda nice :)..
i want to rip out ur heart and crush it with my bare hands.(:
15 Jul, 2010
♥;;
just innocent kids in a victimless crime trapped in a metaphor hoping for something more
15 Jul, 2010
kylee
I told u its shxt and he's gorgeous<3 :) BLOODY HELL BTXCH!! this convo is so making u j**z ur pants lmao
15 Jul, 2010
KYE KYEEE
From: DakotaDoom. Date: Jul 15 2010 2:07PM Subject: RE: :P) It's just something you say when your p***ed. BLOODY HELL :D lol
15 Jul, 2010
Kylee
If he comes on later ima ask him if he has a british accent cuz he's just too s**y ;D google is s*** ima ask this british girl im talking to now I WANT TO CURSE PEOPLE OUT ON THE STREET like sharon osbourne and russell brand Oh bloody hell WTF is wrong with you fxcking people bloody hell ello gov'na xD
15 Jul, 2010
Kylee
Ikr oh ik one why do they say Bloody hell? haha harry potter is that bad :D oh and plus british people are s**y ;D well some of them
15 Jul, 2010
KYLEE!!!!
yayy i missed u ok so ello govna :D BECAUSE!! their like non- americanized and they just dont give a fxck lmao their like FXCK U BIITCHES!!!
15 Jul, 2010
All time lowwww
I'm gonna break your little heart Watch you take the fall Laughing all the way to the hospital 'Cause there's nothing surgery can do When I break your little heart in two I'm gonna break your little heart in two
15 Jul, 2010
Kaley think..
Kylee should get on so we could talk about how much i want a british accent (:
14 Jul, 2010
Kylee
lol Luigi can come as a h** and rape u but that cute guy gonna f*** all them girls xD
14 Jul, 2010
Kylee
Is that a problem? lol i don't think so These guys are not s***s except that cute guy we talk about today lol
14 Jul, 2010
Kylee
Remember last time we planned a party and it didnt even happen this time we're having tht party! lol Invite Jess, the cute boy we're talking about, Alyssa, the cute boy we're talking about, and all ur friends :) and also!!!!!!!!!, the cute boy we're talking about + another cute boy we were talking about but MOSTLY the cute boy we're talking about that's like really hot and we're gonn have a 3some xD Isn't tht right Kye Kye xD
14 Jul, 2010
Kylee
No that is ur job but i do like to be included in those s** parties xD Oh and you do no he's gonna read these blogs lmao since their everywhere now
14 Jul, 2010
Kylee
his s**y a** can be anywhere in the s**ret in the 3some in ur house in my house in our bed where we have our 3some lmao
14 Jul, 2010
Kylee
I think that is a really horrible idea considering we're still trying to figure out who he is. but damn he's hot xD
14 Jul, 2010
Kylee
more funny stuff :D omg let's do it!! lol remeber how i was like lmfao over here cuz of that girl who's gonna rape jess let's tell her!!!! :D
14 Jul, 2010
Kylee
It's ok he can hate all he want, i have so much friends :) i don't need his opinion because it's an opinion not a fact (:
14 Jul, 2010
Kylee
Neither do i lol but my friend has one! and i kick his a** all the time so ha! be another one of my haters xD
14 Jul, 2010
Kylee
nO UR NOT! xbox is not my thing but im good at games :D and u soo no u want to rape them
14 Jul, 2010
Kylee
wait u said hate O.o i thought u said love D: motherfxcker u no what we're gonna we're gonna run home and play xbox lmao we're gonna smack haters with the little control thingys then rape them :D
14 Jul, 2010
Kylee
WHYYY D: i am so not a w**** that is ur mom's job xD lol i love u too but that guy was kidding about the hating D: HE'S A HATER! and u no what we do to hater's!?
14 Jul, 2010
wowwwww
That's amazing lol Don't even no a kid and he already hates me yayy for haters :D
13 Jul, 2010
xD
im watching my show :D lol so im not gonna be on tomorromw i'll be back at like 8:00a.m. before i go to work :)
13 Jul, 2010
1rawr15 and Jess
Yo girl that i dont bother to no ur name since ur not important enough STFU! god listen someones advice nobody wants to hear u talk another thing nobody says rawr anymore :) u deserved everything she put on ur profile Jess u stfu too lol but i love u :D
13 Jul, 2010
lol
Mom im at school right now Hey f**gety ann,i can't find the damn cat have u seen him did u look under the bed? no there are monsters under there, i do not want to die i'll find him when i get home oh can u buy a box a banana twinkies and a 40 mom i can't buy alcohol im 18 eh i would do it myself bu i lost my i.d. yesterday and i might get carded ;O no mom trust me u wont fxck u!! i hate u i wish u were.. never would of had me u wish i would die, yeah mom ik i gtg!
13 Jul, 2010
Kylee
Im not stalking while ur changing im stalking while ur living ur life as a p*** star :D
13 Jul, 2010
Kylee
Yes i do ^_^ and EVERYONE STOP HATING ON KYLEE GET A LIFEEEE Also, i dont need and comments back on this if u had a life u wouldn't get in business that's not urs and this is not ur BUSINESS!! loveee me :D
12 Jul, 2010
lol
I'm a gangster I drop bombs like Hiroshima I'm a gangster bxtch s*** on my weiner I'm a gangster I drive a cool car I'm a gangster I smoke weed in a cigar
12 Jul, 2010
lmao
Don't playa-hate me Play-playa hate, uhh, somebody else Yo, Yo Yo I'm a gangster Where my dogs at? Bark with me if you're my dog Yo, Yo Yo, I'm going (Naww I don't wanna bark) I'm going to give a shoutout to all the playa-haters (We don't like playa-haters) If you're a playa-hater don't playa-hate on me I'm a gangster, I'm a straight up Grr, I'm steaming mad. Grr. I'm a gangster, I'm a straight up "G" The gangster life is the life for me Shooting people by day, selling Mugs by night Being a gangster is hella tight
12 Jul, 2010
LIES!
From: KyleeKills<3 Date: Jul 12 2010 5:30PM Subject: RE: Hack me? I DONT HAVE SQUAIDS
12 Jul, 2010
kk now i gtg
Bye Kylee,Dawn, Dork who doesn't put on his clothes even tho i don't want him too xD [[Xian]], Chris and i think thats it i was talkin to too many ppl
12 Jul, 2010
yupp
time to go to babysit a little girly and then working at hot topic :D yeah thats where i work so f*** offf
12 Jul, 2010
Call the police D: or the ice cream man
From: KyleeKills<3 Date: Jul 12 2010 9:39AM Subject: RE: (: THEY ATE ALL MY RED POPCICLES
12 Jul, 2010
hell yeahh
Gimme that Mo-Moet Gimme that Cry-Crystal Ladies love my style, at my table gettin wild Get them bottles poppin, we get that drip and that drop Now give me 2 more bottles cuz you know it don't stop (808) Hell Yeaa Drink it up, drink-drink it up, When sober girls around me, they be actin like they drunk They be actin like they drunk, actin-actin like they drunk When sober girls around me actin-actin like they drunk Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard When we drink we do it right gettin slizzard Sippin sizzurp in my ride, like Three 6 Now I'm feelin so fly like a G6 Like a G6, Like a G6 Now I'm feelin so fly like a G6 Sippin on, sippin on sizz, Ima ma-make it fizz Girl i keep it gangsta, poppin bottles at the crib This is how we live, every single night Take that bottle to the head, and let me see you fly (808) Hell Yeaa Drink it up, drink-drink it up, When sober girls around me, they be actin like they drunk They be actin like they drunk, actin-actin like they drunk When sober girls around me actin-actin like they drunk
12 Jul, 2010
xD
Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard When we drink we do it right gettin slizzard Sippin sizzurp in my ride, like Three 6 Now I'm feelin so fly like a G6 Like a G6, Like a G6 Now I'm feelin so fly like a G6 Gimme that Mo-Moet Gimme that Cry-Crystal Ladies love my style, at my table gettin wild Get them bottles poppin, we get that drip and that drop Now give me 2 more bottles cuz you know it don't stop Sippin on, sippin on sizz, Ima ma-make it fizz Girl i keep it gangsta, poppin bottles at the crib This is how we live, every single night Take that bottle to the head, and let me see you fly
11 Jul, 2010
lmao
something jsut bit me,is there a dog loose on the plane or somethin? oh no scoobdy doo on the plane mam u can't stand on the seat, u have to sit no i no get bit by scoobdy do, or maibe it a snake no mam scoobdy doo is not on the plane! What bit me then if it's not scooby doo idk somethin bit u maibe it was a snake lol stupid show
11 Jul, 2010
lol
let me get a coffee what kind of coffee? oh in a cup ik in a cup but what kind? oh uh styrofoam carboard lmfao
11 Jul, 2010
well lets see(:
well lets see i have a v***** and b***s :) so yes im pretty sure im a female motherfxcker :D From: dude12543 Date: Jul 11 2010 5:15PM Subject: f u r not female
11 Jul, 2010
Don't give Jessie that water gun
SHE'S GONNA KILL ME!!! she has like g**s and stuff and then she'll trap u then pokes u BAM BAM BAM O.o dont give her any g**s no sticks or knives NOTHIN!
11 Jul, 2010
ha
Get them bottles poppin, we get tht drip and tht drop Now gimme 2 more bottles cuz u no it don't stop hell yeah drink it up, drink-drink it up haha!
11 Jul, 2010
xD
Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard When we drink we do it right gettin slizzard Sippin sizzurp in my ride,like Three6 Now im feelin so fly like a G6 Like a G6,Like a G6 Now im feelin so fly like a G6 xD
10 Jul, 2010
D:
F.UCK F.CK F.CK F.CK F.CK!! papercut!!!!!!!!!!!! again this like my 3rd one stupid paper >.<
10 Jul, 2010
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IM SO HYPER TODAY! hi hi hi hi hi hi :D i went to the beach,came back and took a shower then went to the mall! and now im back :D yayy for coming back!
09 Jul, 2010
Buh byE!!!
Me,Amy, & freshmannn are going to burger king and order mcdonalds :D yeahh no we're going some place,idk yet So Cyaaaa -Drugs and Rainbows♥ <-- lmfao!
09 Jul, 2010
Nice peice of information<33
My a** hurts xD brb while i change this computer to my laptop upstairs in my comfy bed
08 Jul, 2010
k well
Amy is leaving for a party but i didnt feel like going today considering i was dizzy So yeah! home alone then
08 Jul, 2010
http://vevmo.com/f249/real-world-new-orleans-2-ryan-4656/
omg talk about s**iness xD me and Amy are just like :O
07 Jul, 2010
haha
there were these cute guys standing in front of my house and then me and amy ran outside and we were like hey ahh they were hot xD
07 Jul, 2010
JAk
KALEY!!! RETARD and ik i win :D pfft waffles are diicks but pancakes are cupcake flavored mega dxcks the size of god xD
07 Jul, 2010
Jake
ITS KALEY MOTHERFXCKER NOT KAYLEE GIMME MY MIX! -steals it,makes pancakes and eats them- FINLLY ITS DNE!
07 Jul, 2010
OK
where the fxck did all the ppl come from 1st me and dawn then kylee then ella and some random dude at the end YOU ALL HAVE SQUAIDS AND ARE TROLLS
07 Jul, 2010
Kylee
YOU HAVE SQUADS SO STICK THAT IN UR PICKLE AND SUCK IT!! OR IN UR LYING PANCAKE MIX JUICEBOX
07 Jul, 2010
KYLEE!
2 CAMELS IN A TINY CAR SAID U BANGED THE SQUIRRELIES AND THEN U GOT THE SQUAIDS YOU FUDGIN TROLL SHE AINT GOT THE PANCAKE MIX WHERE IS IT!!
07 Jul, 2010
Kylee and Ella!
TROLLS! YOUR GONNA GET SQUAIDS THATS RIGHT!! SQUIRREL AIDS YOU FXCKERS WHERE IS MY PANCAKE MIX!!
07 Jul, 2010
ELLA AND KYEE AND DAWN
YOU AINT GOT THE PANCAKE MIX IT AINT NO HOT POTATO STOP STEALING THE PANCAKE MIX YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX! SHOW ME WHERE PANCAKE MIX IS
07 Jul, 2010
Kylee and DawN!
YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX! WHERE IS THE PANCAKE MIX THERE'S NO PANCAKE MIX IN THERE YOU AIN'T GOTTTT NO PANCAKE MIX
07 Jul, 2010
Dawn
STOP LYING TO THESE PEOPLE! THEY WANT PANCAKE MIX YOU AIN'T GOTTTT NO PANCAKE MIX WHERE IS THE PANCAKE MIX LYER! STOP DECIEVEING THE PUBLIC
07 Jul, 2010
Dawn
YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX! SHOW ME WHERE PANCAKE MIX IS THERE'S NO PANCAKE MIX IN THERE YOU'RE DECIEVING ALL THESE PEOPLE THEY WANT PANCAKE MIX
07 Jul, 2010
blake
Holy motherfxckin shxt Cupcake flavored dxck lmfao wait wtf are we talking about this for!?
07 Jul, 2010
blake
oh wiat i read the message wrong haha not the first time i gotta slow down when im reading xD i still love you!!! you better get me some shorts or ill kill your motherfxckin rainbow shorts a**
07 Jul, 2010
Blakey blake blake blake!!!!♥
HAPPY BIRFFFDAY! i love you :D your the nicest g**guy i've ever met xD and anybody who owns a pair of rainbow shorts has to be the coolet motherfxcka ever! Happy birffday, love you ♥ :)
07 Jul, 2010
:D this is what i do with so many emails....
get a post it write the email down and password then i stick someplace next to my comp or laptop whichever
07 Jul, 2010
i feel like Shxt (:
i woke up really late today i usually wake up like at 8 or 9 feelin like crap :D but i always do when i just wake up so its all good
06 Jul, 2010
Goodnight
wtachin tv and then gonna go to a party byeeee Love you BLAKE! KYE KYE!! ha thats yer new nickname!, SCOTTIE CAKES!, OTHERS!! I WAS TALKIN TOO!!! ha night :)<3
06 Jul, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6j05xCzVK8U&feature=topvideos
lmfao u have to watch the guy and the effin rainbow
06 Jul, 2010
:)
I'll meet you where the earth meets the sun And the weather is warm because The scene just seems so much nicer Way out there come on, come on! we'll keep on running till we burn out the sun sun
06 Jul, 2010
So anyways...
Ok im halfway good now I still want to slap a certain Asshole ut im good So anyways how is your day everyone? :)
06 Jul, 2010
yupp
i dont work today so im pretty much here for the whole day unles my friends want to go somewhere but its too hot
05 Jul, 2010
yupp
its about 95 degress in my house my air conditioner currently is outside my window broken in little peices my fan is r****ed and doesnt give that much air as its supposed to and Im going in Amy's room :D cuz were besties/ roomates either that or Jake's house xD or Zach we're all friends :D
05 Jul, 2010
retards
my friends are doing fireworks outside its like 11:00 right now lol someone is bound to call the cops on them :D
01 Jul, 2010
!AHHH!
why do people wake up this early god you crazy fother muckers thats right, fother mucker xD im so weird im going to a water park ur so jealous :) so ima go bye!
30 Jun, 2010
yupps im bored now
went to the beach yesterday and this morning with my friends i took a shower right when i came home good news- no sunburn :D bad news- uhh there really isnt any bad news so this is like double good news
28 Jun, 2010
mhmm
where the Fxck is my jacket! i can't find it and im all freezing and shxt why the fxck is it sol cold in my house!
28 Jun, 2010
:D Oh marshmellows how i love you
Ahhhh i ws eating this giant marshmellow and i used the stove for like to warm it up and roast it and there was a towel on the right side and i never took it off and me and amy are yelling cuz its on fire We got it tho! :D yayy us, and i still got to eat meh marshmellow
27 Jun, 2010
lol stupid song Dirty picture
Take a dirty picture for me Take a dirty picture Take a dirty picture for me Take a dirty picture Whenever you are gone, I just wanna be wit ya Please don't get me wrong, I just wanna see your picture Take a dirty picture for me Take a dirty picture Take a dirty picture for me Take a dirty picture
27 Jun, 2010
lol
me and Amy went to get pizza and these guys came in and 1 started like staring at me It was quite fun
26 Jun, 2010
my first kiss 3OH!3
Your kiss is like whiskey It gets me drunk And I wake up in the morning with the taste of your tongue
26 Jun, 2010
fxk
my computer was being a diick! but now its better thats basically why i left, it kept shutting down
24 Jun, 2010
lol
my stupid friend is making me watch the stupid effin twilight premiere i hate twilight >.< i think the books are better. but i still hate it but i heard this song and its awesome!
24 Jun, 2010
lol
l fell asleep for like 2 hours i just took a shower and straightened my hair xD i feel all special lol
23 Jun, 2010
Kylee
Oh gawd you sound like a w**** bein on ur knees all the time ;) haha s***kk it hard lmao Hun im not different, special maybe YOU! are different lmfao
23 Jun, 2010
omfg
If someone asks if im bi one more fxcking time i will fxcking eplode NO IM NOT SO STFU AND SUCK IT RETARDS!
23 Jun, 2010
lol
My friend and i were arguing bout stripper poles thats why i didnt message back to some ppl.
23 Jun, 2010
Kylee
STFU Get on your knees and s*** it bxtch ;D stick that IN UR juicebox and SUCKCKCKKKKK IT!
23 Jun, 2010
Kylee;;♥
I am not im just random and funny :P and hell no I LOVE YOU MOREEE LIKE WAY MORE!
23 Jun, 2010
my first kiss 3OH!3
She won’t ever get enough Once she gets a little touch If I had it my way, You know that I’d make her say Oooooooh Oooooooh
23 Jun, 2010
Wt fxckety fxck fxck
Ups came like knocking the friggen door down and rang the bell and then he left I went to the door The guy was hot xD lmfao he had lots of muscles
22 Jun, 2010
http://www.playlist.com/IxBangedxYou/photos
I couldnt fit it on that website thingy So here (: for the people who asked
22 Jun, 2010
Kylee
ME TOO! D: I miss Emma, Spencer,Chad, Shaye and Shayla still comes but i never talk to her D:
22 Jun, 2010
I got bored so i copyed from some person
You say Lady gaga, I say LIMP BIZKIT You say Eminem, I say SLAYER You say Madonna, I say METALLICA You say Taylor Swift, TRIVIUM You say Snoop dogg, I say CANNIBAL CORPSE You say Jonas Brothers, I say BLOODSIMPLE You say Soulja Boy, I Say ROB ZOMBIE You say Britney Spears, I say ANTHRAX You say Pop, I say ROCK!!! You say? rap, I scream METAL!!! 92% Of teens have turned to pop and rap, If you are one the 8% who like headbanging paste if u agree
22 Jun, 2010
hhaahah
I licked an ice cream very s**ually xD It made Xavier and Zach Horny lol good times but i told them to get the fxck out of my house and they went skating somewhere xD
22 Jun, 2010
Fade away- sing it loud
Baby can we get a little better? Take a step and lock our arms together Maybe find a way to make this real Because I've tried, I'm guilty but I'm fine leaning backwards barely on a line Singin' in my ears, the thought is crystal clear You're all I need, call me out and pull me under Patiently always walk around and wonder If in time I lose my mind and fade away Baby can we get a little closer? Maybe we could do what we're supposed to Maybe we should finally open arms Because I've tried, I'm guilty but I'm blind Barely seeing what's in front of me I'm borderline catastrophe.
21 Jun, 2010
http://msnowe.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/troll-bank-all.jpg
the most s**iest trolls ever!!
21 Jun, 2010
:O
I thought they lived with unicorns and rainbows so they must be beautiful!!!!!! and trolls twist words and they make stupid little effin riddles that get me p***ed off
21 Jun, 2010
Shes a troll!
word twister! From: Chelsea Amanda Date: Jun 21 2010 8:57PM Subject: RE: ;; haha so?
21 Jun, 2010
When i get home, ur so dead- Mayday Parade
The words are coming I feel terrible Is it typical, for us to act like this Am I just another scene From a movie that you've seen 100 times Cause baby you weren't the first, or the last, or the worst And I've got to fill the blanks in this past with a verse We could sit around and cry but frankly your not worth it Anymore So say hello to all the boys at the top of this table that you're under Lipstick lullabies This is sorry for the last time And baby I understand that you're making new friends This is how you get by The moral this time is Girls make boys cry And I... On any other day we'd shoot the boy But your simple toy Had caused a scene like that Leave him hanging on the walls Just a picture in the hall Like 100 more Consider this as a gift as you taste him on your lips And he's making you scream with his hands on your hips I hope he's leaving you empty baby this is just a fix For such a simple. little. w****. So say hello to all the boys at the top of this table that you're under Lipstick lullabies This is sorry for the last time And baby I understand that you're making new friends This is how you get by The moral this time is Girls make boys cry And Your name remains the same All that has changed is this pretty face So pull the trigger (Your name) It never gets closer (remains the same) You want to start over But never start over Pull the trigger (All that has changed) It never gets closer (is this pretty face) You want to start over But never start over So say hello to all the boys at the top of this table that you're under Lipstick lullabies This is sorry for the last time And baby I understand that you're making new friends This is how you get by The moral this time is Girls make boys cry and I... Say hello Say hello Lipstick lullabies This is sorry for the last time! And baby I understand that you're making new friends This is how you get by The moral this time is Girls make boys
21 Jun, 2010
in my head.. stupid song >.<
Secret love, my escape Take me far far away Secret love, are you there Will you answer my prayer Please take me anywhere but here Anywhere but here anywhere....
21 Jun, 2010
Anywhere but here- Mayday Parade
Secret love, my escape Take me far far away Secret love, are you there Will you answer my prayer Please take me anywhere but here Anywhere but here You're all I've got right now No one else figures out this feeling And how lonely it can get These words can cut right through Cause all along I've knew you're sorry But you haven't said it yet But now I won't forget
20 Jun, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG3N_ASNTEk&feature=related
this song is in my head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20 Jun, 2010
Boredommmmm
where are you goin'? what are you doin'? you can't run from here, no you can't, not right now it's all in your head dear you're overrun by fear there's no leavin' this, stop trying to escape somehow roamin' in circles you can't find the answer no more excuses, no more confusion it's time that you faced the truth
20 Jun, 2010
lmfao
somebody called Jake and he was like Happy father's day m***********aaaa it was quite funny R.I.P dad
19 Jun, 2010
kids
You were a child, crawlin' on your knees toward it. Makin' mama so proud, but your voice was too loud. We like to watch you laughing. You pick the insects off plants. No time to think of consequences. Control yourself. Take only what you need from it. A family of trees wantin', To be haunted. Control yourself. Take only what you need from it. A family of trees wantin', To be haunted. The water is warm, but it's sending me shivers. A baby is born, crying out for attention. Memories fade, like looking through a fogged mirror Decision to decisions are made and not bought But I thought, this wouldn't hurt a lot. I guess not. Control yourself. Take only what you need from it. A family of trees wantin', To be haunted. Control yourself. Take only what you need from it. A family of trees wantin', To be haunted.
16 Jun, 2010
i got bored
A-available: Nope B-birthday: May,19 1993 C-crushing on: Nobody D-drink you last had- water E-easy person to talk to: Jake, Zach, others F-favorite song: idk G-gummy bear or gummy worms: gummy bear H-hometown: California I-in love with: Himm J-juggle: wtf K-kill someone: fer sure L-longest car ride: 2 days M-milkshake flavor: idk N-number of siblings: none O-one wish: If I tell you it wont come true,idiot P-person you last texted: Bryan R- reason to smile: dont feel like answering S-song you last heard: In between- Linkin Park T- time u woke up: 6:30 am U-underwear color: none yo business V-vegetable: wtff W-worst habit : uhh idk X-x ray you had to get: leg, arm Y-yoyos: haha yo yoo beotch Z-zodiac: taurus
16 Jun, 2010
xD
Just gonna stand there And watch me burn But that's alright Because I like The way it hurts Just gonna stand there And hear me cry But that's alright Because I love The way you lie
10 Jun, 2010
o.m.g :)
its like 6:30 in the morning im effin tired dudes! but i have to go to school early >.<
07 Jun, 2010
boringggg
F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND FUCCK ME AND DON'T STOP
07 Jun, 2010
shittt
i think my arm broke :D lol jk but my friends arm almost broke like today xD just now
03 Jun, 2010
yer jealous
i had like 3 effin cupcakes :D and i gave one to my frann ahhh fun times and then she laughed so she spit it out it was funny
02 Jun, 2010
lol
so me and my friends were in class and then Zach touched this girls b*** and my friend was like why you touching her lady parts xD Someones knocking on your lady door lol i was like Wtf between the whole conversation
01 Jun, 2010
UGH!
stupid effin texting somethings wrong with my phone i get texts but i cant send any WTFFFF
31 May, 2010
D:
awwww everyone left i had to leave because the stupid computer made all these noises and then i had to call the freakin company
31 May, 2010
my first kiss- 3OH!3
I said no more teachers And no more books I got a kiss under the bleachers Hoping that nobody looks Lips like liquorish Tongue like candy Excuse me miss but can I get you out your panties? In the back of the car On the way to the bar I got you on my list [I got you on my list] At the foot of the stairs With my fingers in your hair Baby, this is it She won’t ever get enough Once she gets a little touch If I had it my way, You know that I’d make her say Ooooooh Ooooooh She won’t ever get enough Once she gets a little touch If I had it my way, You know that I’d make her say Ooooooh Ooooooh Well my first kiss went a little like this I said no more sailors And no more soldiers With your name in a heart Tattooed up on the shoulders Your kiss is like whiskey It gets me drunk And I wake up in the morning with the taste of your tongue
30 May, 2010
http://www.formspring.me/KaleyBangedYou
ask me and i'll love u forever :) unless ur a perv then ill just give u a cookie
30 May, 2010
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: sephiroth Date: May 30 2010 4:39PM Subject: RE: im soooo bored!!!!!!!!!!! >>Dear Kaley, I want you. You have a nice a**. You make me h****. You should f*** me. Someday I will do you. You + me = babies. If I saw you now I'd f*** you. We could f*** under the stars. Love,some dude (P.S. jk.)
30 May, 2010
im soooo bored!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear Kaley, I _____ you. You have a nice _____. You make me _____. You should _____. Someday I will _____. You + me = _____. If I saw you now I'd _____. Remember that time when _____? I would build a _____ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _____. We could _____ under the stars. Love,_____ (P.S. _____.)
30 May, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/user/spricket24?blend=1&ob=4
alyssa go to 2:56 SOMEONES ON MY SIEDDD
30 May, 2010
Alyssa
You wish!!!!! ur smurfs have no dzcks at all just a blob because the drawers are nerds and they dont have any s**ual contact ever! so they didnt no how to draw it xD
30 May, 2010
lmfao
ur a smurf lovin loserr at least those elves have some diicks xD urs just have little blue thingys
30 May, 2010
Alyssa;;
My Elves are effin s**y as hell like a certain s**y guy ;) lol jk anywayss those friggen elves give u o*****s u no u want it ;) ALYSSA HOE BAG WHOREEEE xD u said say ur name
30 May, 2010
Alyssa::::
Your just jealous because ur smurfs dont help santa in the factory and your smurfs are retarted little ones who have a papa xD and have names xD UR JEALOUS CUZ SANTA DONT WANT TO RAPE U BIITCH!
30 May, 2010
Alyssa
Keebler Elves are better they have cookies and fudge and live in a gigantic tree :) and their nuts are way better than urs and have magical green outfits KEEBLER ELVES PWN!
30 May, 2010
:)
i got drunk yesterday i really cant rememer much from that night xD except that,That bxtch stabbed my heart xD JK JK ALYSSA SEE WHAT U DID WITH UR FFRIGGEN ELVES THEY bROKE MY HEART xD p.s.- this is a joke :) except the drunk part lmfao
30 May, 2010
lmfaoo blood on the dance floor-suck me
The girlies s*** my d*** like an ice cream stick! An ice cream stick!? An ICE CREAM STICK! Cuz The girlies rub my nuts on the ice cream truck an ice cream truck? THE ICE CREAM TRUCK! you and me an ice cream sandwich my sweet cream is to much to manage put your cherry right on top once you pop it can not top watching panties f***ing drop like an orange push up pop your an addict problematic i will be your brand new habit pine apple b***er scotch rub your chest and touch your crotch baby grab my waffle comb ill make you scream ill make you moan your a fiend drama queen tearing up the music scene im an addict problematic i will be your brand new habit
30 May, 2010
If Keebler elves were in a battle vs. Smurfs.Who would win?
Keebler elves bctch!!!!!!!!!! i absolutely hate those fxcking smurfs,all blue and sht :D
29 May, 2010
Uhhhh-Mazingggggggg, right?
I tried making wishes out of airplanes and they didnt come true they just ripped everything apart stupid mother fxckin cupcakes >.< D; i relly wanted them too
28 May, 2010
all i ever wanted- basshunter
All I ever wanted, Was to see you smiling. I know that I love you, Oh, Baby why don't you see? All I ever wanted, Was to see you smiling. All I ever wanted, Was to make you mine I know that I love you, Oh, Baby why don't you see, That all I ever wanted, Was you and me? All I ever wanted, Was to see you smiling. All I ever wanted, Was to make you mine. I know that I love you, Oh, baby why don't you see, That all I ever wanted, Was you and me? [drum 'n' bass] comfort please I'm so alone, here on my own, And I'm waiting for you to come. I want to be, a part of you, Think of all things we could do. And everyday, you're in my head, I want to have you in my bed. You are the one, you're in my eyes, All I ever want in my life. All I ever wanted, Was to see you smiling. All I ever wanted, Was to make you mine. I know that I love you, Oh, baby why don't you see, That all I ever wanted, Was you and me. (x 2 ) ((Are you ready?)) [ drum 'n' bass ] All I ever wanted, Was to see you smiling. All I ever wanted Was to make you mine, I know that I love you, Oh, baby why don't you see, That all I ever wanted Was you and me all I ever wanted.
28 May, 2010
hello kitty-blood on the dance floor lol
H-e-l-l-o Coming straight from tokyo K-i-t-t-y My s** will leave you satsfied
28 May, 2010
Scream for my ice cream
Dipping with my dipper. We be drinking up the liquor. Party like it's your birthday, Shake it like an earthquake. Melting like an ice cream cone. Going for her danger zone. Go and s*** my lollipop. Sugar sweet cherry topped. Fer sure fit, to legit, Hot spot, twirk it b****. Strip it down. Work it up. Baby let me feel your cups. O to the M to the G. Sticky messy, Taste my treat. Scream for my ice cream. Tell me all your dirty dreams. Scream for my ice cream. Well show me what's your fantasies
28 May, 2010
:)
Why Dont you just write a letter and send it to yourself:) ITS OKAY TO BE LONELY XD lmfao....wonderful words from Zachary WiIliams
28 May, 2010
♥
I could use a dream or a genie or a wish To go back to a place much simpler than this Can we pretend that airplanes In the night sky Are like shooting stars I could really use a wish right now
27 May, 2010
gosh
i hate those little fxcking chain letters my friends texted me like 20 of them already and half of them are the same shxt
26 May, 2010
lol
amy and zach are over my house for a project and we hada glitter fight xD thats pretty epic
25 May, 2010
lmfao
there i go s**ting all my mother fxckin h**s! go rape shxt and tear it up We can make u look like hobos xD
25 May, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqpPtafeCPo
Maxting!!!-blood on the dance floor lol this song is so s**ual xD
23 May, 2010
hellos
im back :) first i went to work and then i met up with my friends and started hanging out in the mall i got new skinny jeans and some t-shirts
18 May, 2010
gtg
tomorrow's my birthday ALYSSA DONT FORGET xD u people btter say happy fxckin birthday xD
17 May, 2010
:)
and there it is.... i was waiting for him to say it but i don't think he noticed my heart breaking :)
17 May, 2010
jealous much xD
i was with my friends Bryan and Jason i stayed afterschool and just skated and my teacher almost ran me over >.< no joke she actually accelerated more just to like fxckin kill me im sensing she dont like me xD
16 May, 2010
what the fxckety fxck fxck
theres an ice cream truck outside and its like 9:00 in the fxcking night
16 May, 2010
omfggg
these people on formspring with their anonymous shxt expect me to no who they are HOW THE FXCK AM I SUPPOSED TO NO!!?? i talk to 5 bajillion people every fxckin day its kind of hard to no who u r if ur anonymous
16 May, 2010
gosh
these stupid anonymous formspring people p*** me the fxck off if you hate me so much why don;t you go fxck yourselves and get the fxck off my fxcking formspring its common sense people if you dont have any go to rehab center for mental people
16 May, 2010
byeee
im gonna go skate with my buddies and GUESS WHAT! tomorrow sophmores and freshman have biology testing so everyone has to come to school at 10 :40 a f***ing m :D im so happy i get to sleep Bye dearies<3
16 May, 2010
prank calls :D
are really bad dont do them! lol my friends are weird there was this creeper on the other side of the phone see this is why i dont do these stpid calls xD
15 May, 2010
heyyy
i havent been on in here for like what 2 days or somehting 4 days till my birthday :D
10 May, 2010
OHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
oh^_^ oh wait hold on theres 2 people i hate well one not so much but theres one i fully hate
10 May, 2010
awww
someone likes me lol but i dont know his name by not knowing his name i kinda like him(: but like friendly-ish maybe more..but bxtch ur not gonna no if i do or not xD
10 May, 2010
wow
he rlly is a stalker i just got on formspring and i got message from him lol like 2 seconds
10 May, 2010
lol..formspring!
i just read messages from my stalker lol hes the nicest stalker i ever met lmfao wait i never met a stalker before xD except this first grader that thought i was his mom followed me once he was so cutexDD
09 May, 2010
mhm
gosh i want to know his name :) i hate that anonymous crap i wonder if hes cute,he sounds really cute x]
09 May, 2010
formspring stalker is..
very nice but a pain in the a** because he doesnt tell me his freakin name >.<
09 May, 2010
This girl has no vocal skills what so ever
I hacked Kaley 5.9.10 She has horrible singing skills and drives like a maniac xD In school she acts like mhmm whats a nice word to describe this like an,.,,,,.. r****,dipshxt,idiot?? all of these things lol anyway i love her she's really caring and funny especially in lunch with my other friends love you kaley -Camille-
09 May, 2010
lol
i miss my stalker on formspring it was kind of entertaining talking to him ^_^ but its driving me crazy idk who he is
09 May, 2010
http://www.formspring.me/KaleyBangedYou
well since that stalker is gone ask me something? :]
09 May, 2010
omg guess what lol
the ipad is f***ing huge its not small like on the tv its actually rlly rlly big
09 May, 2010
did i ever tell you?..
i hate surprises i really do they're the worst,i hate waiting to find out for stuff it annoys me
09 May, 2010
crap
the guy came back D: ahhhhhh!!!! what if he wants to rape me x] lol me and my weird statements
09 May, 2010
lol aww
i made that weird stalker guy on formspring stop harrasing my profile :D lol that guy was weird he kinda scared me anyway..just like my cousin :D
08 May, 2010
♥
So let's just pretend and make wishes out of airplanes.. Can we pretend that airplanes in the nightsky are like shooting stars i could really use a wish right now,wish right now wish right now<3 - airplanes- b.o.b. ft hayley williams and eminem
05 May, 2010
gosh..
i still fxcking hate him i try to be nice and then he just makes me more angry no need to talk to him anymore from now on (:
05 May, 2010
♥
can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? i could really use a wish right now a wish right now
05 May, 2010
yupp
gonna skate for a bit dont know if ima come back so if i dont come back cya tomorrow dearies!
04 May, 2010
:D
i made a new friend <33 his name is tommy,user is Danger. Tommy i love making new friends:D
04 May, 2010
lol
i make you say aah just like im your doctor all i prescribe is cranberry and vodka zoran likes that vodka xD
04 May, 2010
:O
the stupid formspring thingy isnt working i answered like 5 bajillion questions and none of them showed up except one and i delted one cuz i messed up so i had to write it again xD
03 May, 2010
omfg
why cant that girl keep her f***ing mouth shut NOBODY FUCKING CARES gosh i wish i could f***ing kick her a** :) lol too bad shes my best friend right? xD
02 May, 2010
ouch:(
i got a paper cut and went all the way to the store to get some bandaids cuz i ran out lol
02 May, 2010
lol chat is weird
[ xDisturbedWhorex ]: lmfao [ xDisturbedWhorex ]: From: Chelsea Amanda Date: May 2 2010 4:47PM Subject: RE: ;] my little h** i mean sister drank my milk. [ xDisturbedWhorex ]: lol dude ur weird [ Chelsea Amanda ]: well she did! [ xDisturbedWhorex ]: lol h**? [ Chelsea Amanda ]: I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT [ xDisturbedWhorex ]: lol lierrrrrrr [ [adam] ]: [ Chelsea Amanda ]: I DIDNT! [ xDisturbedWhorex ]: u made me smile ^_^ [ [adam] ]: Yo! [ ?Skyla33Sykes? ]: Get Off My Jockstrap Niggah! [ xDisturbedWhorex ]: is jess still dead? [ xDisturbedWhorex ]: JESS! [ Chelsea Amanda ]: i have nothing to drink now, :[ [ xDisturbedWhorex ]: ADAM! [ ?Skyla33Sykes? ]: Heyy ;DDD [ xDisturbedWhorex ]: drink pee xD [ Chelsea Amanda ]: EW! [ Chelsea Amanda ]: NO THANK YOU! [ ?Skyla33Sykes? ]: *Throws My Maxy Stick At Kaley* >_> [ [adam] ]: o.o [ xDisturbedWhorex ]: why do u keep poking me with f***ing sticks! [ Chelsea Amanda ]: I Wanna get hit with the s**y stick maybe ill get s**y! [ ?Skyla33Sykes? ]: Not Just A Stick. But THE Stick xD [ xDisturbedWhorex ]: lol is it throw sticks at kaley day [ Chelsea Amanda ]: :O! [ xDisturbedWhorex ]: THE STICK is f***ing s**y ;) [ Chelsea Amanda ]: Yes *throws stick as kaley* [ xDisturbedWhorex ]: -hits u with s**y stick- [ xDisturbedWhorex ]: STOPPPP!!! [ ?Skyla33Sykes? ]: Guess What Niggahs! x] [ Chelsea Amanda ]: OW! *dances* yay i got hit with the s**y stick! [ Chelsea Amanda ]: but im still not s**y, :[ [ xDisturbedWhorex ]: toilet water taste good? [ xDisturbedWhorex ]: lmfao [ Chelsea Amanda ]: kaleey! [ ?Skyla33Sykes? ]: Nawww;;I'm Listeningg To Bed Rock ;ooo [ xDisturbedWhorex ]: well u said guess,nvr said i was any good xD [ PM > xDisturbedWhorex ]: hi:) [ xDisturbedWhorex ]: brb i want some water [ Chelsea Amanda ]: "I can make your bed rock." "No you can't. I have a tempurpedic mattress" [ ?Skyla33Sykes? ]: My Penis .-. [ Chelsea Amanda ]: is HUGE! [ ?Skyla33Sykes? ]: Its Tight In Here
01 May, 2010
AlyRox
stfu!!!!!!! u ugly a** mother fxcker get a life ,ur not pretty or hot so do asll of us a favor and shut ur ugly a** up
01 May, 2010
talking about zach and bryan dancing in my living room
if they keep acting like a fxcking r****s they're gonna get beat up xD
01 May, 2010
OMMGGGGG
18 days till my birthday :D u better wish me a happy birthday when it comes xD or i'll fxck u up x)
26 Apr, 2010
omfgg LISTEN PEOPLE
KAley is NOT ON. on her account NOW is ZACH im her bestest frann ever so if ur gonna send a message to kaley shes not on!
26 Apr, 2010
what uppp biitches!!!!!
ZACH IS TAKING OVER....again lmfao Kaley is not gonna be on so she said i can go on! I LOVE KALEY!! , shes my bestest friend ever so remembver if i send u a message its zach not kaley:D
25 Apr, 2010
Hey!
if i send u a message its NOT Kaley so dont think that lol ;)what's up s**y people lmfao just kidding that woud be creepy if i said that
25 Apr, 2010
ZACH IS TAKING OVER MFG!!!!!!!!!!!!
what's up it's Zach yupp no lie xD,i'm the guy you been waiting for ur entire life Kaley and brian,Bryan went skating,i didn't go cause im s**y Can i get a what what What?.....what? oh thank you :D i will be taking over Kaley's account for like ...well when she comes back
25 Apr, 2010
this is bryan and brian and zach
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! i love kaley shes my bestest frann so nobody fxckin hurt her- zach kaley is effin s**y haha i'd bang her if she were a complete stranger- bryan lol i love u kaley<3 my best frann- bryan
25 Apr, 2010
GOSH!
i love how people dont mean anything they say DONT LIEEE!!! xD this has been a lovely day with Kaley xD..............and BRYAN! wats up fools- brian im with 2 bryan and brian love Kaley & Bryan<333
25 Apr, 2010
lol
i think they put lke laughing gas in the room or something cuz im really giggly and i havent done Mugs yet lmfao
25 Apr, 2010
ok ftw!
there is this insane noise coming out from my computer and it is VERY ANNOYING! its like the noise dogs can hear like the dog whistles THATS INSANNEEE its driving me crazy
25 Apr, 2010
there has to be a connection there ;)
murderers and craigslist WHO THE FxCK told u to go to somedudes house after someone put an ad on craigslist for a free tooth brush xD
25 Apr, 2010
lol all funny words
what a conundrum im gonna have a Kiniption and blow things to smithereens where people will be so persnickety about my venacular xD
25 Apr, 2010
random thinking by kaley :D
i wonder where Justin beiber hides his v***** in those skinny pants of his? is there a limit to these blogs? im pretty sure i did over the limit:D if iwas drunk would io make out with a dog? biathalon - is that a bi s**ual three some? conundrum,con - unnnn - drum let me con s*** ur un drum ;D
25 Apr, 2010
JEALOUSSS AGAIN! wow theres alot of things to be jealous about today
•Carley.Bear• is my new BESTIEEEEEEEEEE jealous?,YOU SHOULD BE! xD
25 Apr, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/user/spricket24#p/u/5/MmrMWYDKJEo
lmfao wait till the video uploads this is funny
25 Apr, 2010
about me :D u better love it whores
Im Kaley,im the magical person u always dreamt of meeting,hense the term DREAMT! i am ur worst friggen nightmare :) You either love me or love me xD there is no hate invlolved here unless i hate u,which is not always true.cuz im awesome like that. im 16 years young b-day is on may 19 so wish me a happy birthday =)im taken by an amazing guy named Keith. and no im not a w**** my user was made by some punks :D i love youuuuu lol i am owned by a wonderful guy named Xian :D i love him too lol,when ur reading this ur probably saying wtf u love everybody.I dont give my number out so don't fxcking ask.unless ik u and trust u then i might.Anywayysssss. people are usually the type to say oh look your emo or scene or whatever.DONT LABEL ME BEOTCHES! im just Kaley,pure awesomness with cupcakes and monster so yeah thats about itlove kaley :D!
24 Apr, 2010
xD
somebody leaked it and now some shxts about to go down xD maybe u shouldn't kiss and tell s*** *cough cough*
24 Apr, 2010
death for my birthday- say anything
Let me guide you through the story Of a boy and his curse. Tiny diamond in his stroller With his first step, chasing the hearse. Sipping at a cup that's halfway filled Looking forward to the day he pays that drinking bill. There's no peace, there's no quiet on this earth. He can finally nestle tightly in that womb beneath the dirt. Hurt no more, and when he turned 24 He wrote a note to nail to God's front door that said... I want death, death for my birthday. I want death, death in the worst way. I want death, death for my birthday Don't get me wrong cause I love life, but life has a boyfriend Bless my soul, I'm out to destroy them I want death, death for my birthday For my birthday .. For the high-paying job and the love of his life He rode a rollercoaster ride of lust On their wedding night. They made a baby in unmentionable ways He was ungrateful as a man could be On that blessed day. And underneath, he thought This is all a phase. Just a blip in the existence of the structure Vast and great.' Praying each night to his cross of a charm For the one thing he couldn't afford Just to buy the farm. I want death, death for my birthday. I want death, death in the worst way. I want death, death for my birthday Don't get me wrong cause I love life, but life has a boyfriend Bless my soul, I'm out to destroy them I want death, death for my birthday For my birthday .. Win or lose another friend again Or watch them start a war that's fought For ideals that are dead. I'll never have an argument again Because my dust will be your salt My blood will hydrate you all My heart will be your meal And I won't ride the cycle of the way It kills to think and feel no more No! I want death, death for my birthday. I want death, death in the worst way. I want death, death for my birthday Don't get me wrong cause I love life, but life has a boyfriend Bless my soul, I'm out to destroy them I want death, death for my birth
22 Apr, 2010
lol
you make me wanna say oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-my-gosh
22 Apr, 2010
this is a really bad idea to put me and you in a room alone together lol
1.movie 2.s** 3.fight 4.talk 5.party 6.cuddle 7.make out
19 Apr, 2010
WTFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!
i hate when people just try to break someone up i really do >.< like WTFFFFF
19 Apr, 2010
/..
so much drama here u ppl need to calm the f*** down and dont say u love someone when u dont thats just taking advantage of someone.anyways how is everybody?
19 Apr, 2010
cools
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19 Apr, 2010
i got bored
1: Crazy . 2: I'd marry you . 3: Talkative . 4: Sarcastic . 5: Loveable . 6: Clubhead . 7: Moody . 8: Dumb . 9: Spoiled . 10: Mouthy . 11: Random . 12: Hot . 13: Funny . 14: Fit . 15: Amazing . 16: Tough . 17: Cute . 18: BF/GF Type . 19: Player . 20: The Best. Send it to my inbox
18 Apr, 2010
lmfao i heard this on t.v and its sometime true
the good thing about fighting is you have great make up s** afterward
18 Apr, 2010
lol
i still look like a s*** can u believe it just at the end of today then i go back to being Kaley:D
18 Apr, 2010
Kiss Me Thru The Phone by Soulja Boy
i have that in my freakin head fxckin song >.< amy started singing it..i dont even like thsi song!!!
18 Apr, 2010
lol
so i got a question? do u wanna have a slumber party in my bas****t do i mae ur heart beat lik an 808 drum is my love ur drug xD
18 Apr, 2010
lol
i made a bet with my friends to look like a s*** yesterday and today.so far i look really s***ty xD i get 100 dollars now
12 Apr, 2010
.
everytime i talk to someone interesting i have to go xD lol i gtg cya tmorrow dearies i love you<3 even the stalkers xD
12 Apr, 2010
lmfao
me,amy and jake Amy- i want a dxck jake- my dxck is the size of god! me- nu uh my dxck is! jake-nu uh b**** go s*** my lollipop me- when and where ;) and then we said something esle but its an insider
11 Apr, 2010
i like this partt-ur love is my drug
Hey, so I got a question Do you wanna have a slumber party in my bas****t? Do I make your heart beat like an 808 drum
11 Apr, 2010
xD
what a shame the poor groomsbride is a w**** xD -i write sins not tragedies: panic at the disco
11 Apr, 2010
yupp
im gonna go eat pizza with my friend who thinks the pizza man is "delicious" lmao what a nerddddd
11 Apr, 2010
♥
i know alot more about you than you think call me....Obsessed <3 i prefer the term stalker ninja
11 Apr, 2010
amy hacking kaley..lmfa0
the pizza guy is s**y,but its the same one i only bought the pizza cuz of his s**iness lol -amy HIIIII KALEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11 Apr, 2010
:)
this is a fantasy world of only you and him♥ until someone screams your name and wakes you up. now thats real fxckin rude don't you think so!?:D
11 Apr, 2010
yayyyyyyyyyyyyy
Wont listen to any advice Mommas tellin me I should think twice But look into my own devices, im addicted its a crisis My friends think ive gone crazy My judgments gettin kinda hazy My steeze is gonna be affected if I keep it up like a love sick crack head
11 Apr, 2010
;)blah bkah blahhhh
Boy come on get your rocks stuff Come put a little love in my glove box I wanna dance with no pants on, holla Meet me in the back with the jack and the jukebox So cut to the chase kid 'Cause I know you don't care what my middle name is I'm g**na be naked And your wasted Think you'll be getting this Nah nah nah Not in the back of my Car-ar-ar If you keep talking that Blah blah blah blah blah
11 Apr, 2010
:D
guys need to get that stcik out of their a** and be a man! fer reallsssss lmfao[[ghetto much?]]
09 Apr, 2010
what i hate..
is u could erase messages,just not the ones u sent >.< rmy computer is being a r****ed fruit loop
08 Apr, 2010
BE JEALOUSSSS:D...AGAIN!!!!
Jenna is my smexy b**** and im her gangsterrr since im gangster ;)
08 Apr, 2010
ok seriously wth!
i was on vacation all friggen week except yesterday but i wasnt even on yesterday because if i was i would of put a blog,really you know how i am with blogs look at how many i friggen have! and my compter wasnt wroking! WTF! im so fxckin mad
08 Apr, 2010
guess whats!
imade a new bestieeee Jenna :D her account is Jenna.Marie be jealous much bxtch!!!!!!!!
06 Apr, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLo0ZCBlTas&feature=related
i dont even like this song that much but its in my freakin head!
03 Apr, 2010
lol
so my friends are sitting on the couch behind me and they start making out btw their both guys and my cousin comes in and is like why didnt i get invited to the love s** party i would of brung john's dog[[her friend]] [[insider]] it was hilarious and then they started making out again
03 Apr, 2010
♥your love is my drug♥
i have tht song in my head thanks to jake >.< now i cant get it out....anyway im tired
03 Apr, 2010
:D
???? ???? ?? ???? ????? ???? ?? ?? ???: ???? ???? ?? ?? ??????? ???? ?? ?? ???: ???? ?? ???? ???? ??? ?????? ?? ???? ?:
02 Apr, 2010
:)
im tired? how is everyone today^_^ yesterday was april fools day...i just noticed tht xD
01 Apr, 2010
guess what i found out!
he's the same as all the other j***s that lie:) congratulations....
01 Apr, 2010
wow
i had like 10 formsprign messageslol i just answered so if u want ask more questions i guess
01 Apr, 2010
hreyyyy
happy spring break guys! have funnn.i wont be here in like a week or so so buh byeshave funnn!
30 Mar, 2010
you no what i hate most
when some says they like u and they ask someone else out thats been happening to me alot lately >.<
30 Mar, 2010
lmfao
a teacehr fell down the stairs today she was like 24 but shes like one of the cool teachers so it wasnt tht funny...it should of been my math teacher:D she was like call 911 and everybody just stared at her ahh..good times
29 Mar, 2010
me and sherry conversation[[severe.sherry♥]]
me;whats up sherry: my p**** duhh me: my p**** is the size of god! sherry: Holy friggen' shxt. that's gotta be epic :) me: IKR! sherry:Yes :D! that is the waaay to be..
28 Mar, 2010
NEW BESTIEEEE
i got a newbstie and her name issss SHERRY!!! and shes pure awesomness with fries and a cupcake :D shes all mine so BACK OFF lol jk
25 Mar, 2010
i got a new BESTIEE!!!
NoraEatsBabies is meh bestie and nobody elses >.< xD so FxCK OFF HER! :D I love youz Noraaaaaa
25 Mar, 2010
mhmm random
love is such a strong word when u dont mean it *cough cough* sounds like some guy i know
25 Mar, 2010
<\3
I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away,,, i wrote your name on my hand, but accedentally washed it the next day,,, i wrote your name on a piece of paper but then threw it away,,, i wrote your name on my heart and forever it will stay... put this on your blog if you keep thinking about a person you love...
24 Mar, 2010
lmfao i swear to god i just heard this on my tv
this lady says shes being molested what do i tll her lmao
23 Mar, 2010
hey
ok i answered all my formspring questions so if u sent me a question look and i answered it :D
22 Mar, 2010
all mfg people guees whT!
Kaelin wanted to see me eat a cupcake s**ually xD shh!! he never said that but who doesnt right,im a s**y beast :D
16 Mar, 2010
brick by boring brick-Paramore
She lives in a fairy tale Somewhere too far for us to find Forgotten the taste and smell Of the world that she's left behind It's all about the exposure the lens I told her The angles were all wrong now She's ripping wings off of b***erflies keep your feet on the ground when your head's in the clouds Well go get your shovel And we'll dig a deep hole To bury the castle, bury the castle Well go get your shovel And we'll dig a deep hole To bury the castle; bury the castle Ba da ba ba da ba ba da So one day he found her crying Coiled up on the dirty ground Her prince finally came to save her And the rest you can figure out But it was a trick And the clock struck 12 Well make sure to build your house brick by boring brick or the wolves gonna blow it down keep your feet on the ground when your head's in the clouds Well go get your shovel And we'll dig a deep hole To bury the castle, bury the castle Well you built up a world of magic Because your real life is tragic Yeah you built up a world of magic If it's not real You can't hold it in your hand You can't feel it with your heart And I won't believe it But if it's true You can see it with your eyes Or even in the dark And that's where I want to be, yeah Go get your shovel We'll dig a deep hole To bury the castle, bury the castle Well go get your shovel and we'll dig a deep hole To bury the castle, bury the castle Guys x2: ba da ba ba da da ba da...... Hayley x2: ba da ba ba da ba ba da.....
14 Mar, 2010
my friends coversation
me: ok so i read a book and it was really interesting friend: :O u read a book! other friend: wat has the world come to when Kaley reads a book me: :O well thanks for the support guys friend: lol np other friend: ur very welcome kiddo and it went into a whole other conversatin about a horse song
14 Mar, 2010
to Scottie,Kylee,Emma,Jasmine(sammy),Jake, and others
??rιend??ιp ι? a ?rιdge ?e?ween yoυ & ?e. w?en yoυ are ?ad and lonely, cro?? ι?, ι'll waι? on ??e o??er ?ιde ?orever . ?υ? ι? yoυ are a?raιd,ι'llcro?? ι? ?or yoυ. Always....♥
07 Mar, 2010
so:)
we had some thingy at school right and i swear the mascot was on crack or something it was so funny :)
27 Feb, 2010
:)
i disabled my formspring account,i got bored on there so yeah not gonna be on here for a few days
21 Feb, 2010
D: sorry
i cant be on today again i got lots of things to do sorry!! D: i love you everyone<33 and stop hating Kylee ,you douchebags
17 Feb, 2010
Gang Banger
i joined a gang :D not real one wtf tryna get me killed D: i joined mfg gang with these random people xD BE JEALOUSSS!! no haterz :D
16 Feb, 2010
fxckssss
so i got my new phone ...again lol dont ask what happened to my other one so i have to get texting cuz i forgots to order it ima get it tomorrow
16 Feb, 2010
yea
i said i would be on but i cant i gtg im gonna babysit amy's little sister while she goes somewhere so sorry I love you<3
16 Feb, 2010
ok so swearing is.....
it doesnt mean like cursing its where like example- if somebody''s on the street walking and they think their the shxt you be like oh there swearing dont say the think their the s*** say 'oh there swearing' lol from the lovely Chris Crocker
15 Feb, 2010
ice cream-jeffree star
I'll give you Dairy Queen Pink dreams Tongue all on your ice cream Lips gleam Plates clean Preteen Submarine Drippin' down your ice cream cone Rhinestone... Hormones [chorus:] (X2) Enter my construction zone Make me moan Danger prone It doesn't feel right So keep going down It doesn't feel right Until you start to drown I wanna S your D // I wanna L your V Gonna guarantee // To set you free Sliddin' down the pole Swallow it whole Flood control Always on patrol Let's take a stroll Into your hole On cruise control Now pay the toll I want... Pants dropping, slow ****ing, floor mopping.. Right now. [chorus] (X2) Jeffree Star for dinner? I'll give you Jeffree Star for dinner (b****) It doesn't feel right So keep going down It doesn't feel right Until you start to drown Open up your thighs Show me the surprise Open up your thighs Show me the surprise
15 Feb, 2010
wow
11 messages when i come in ughh im lazy to read them im not gonna be on now i just came for soemthing
14 Feb, 2010
lmfao
yankee doodle went to town riding on his mother everytime he hit the bump he had another brother yankee doodle keep it up yankee doodle harder yankee doolde keep it up and now go screw ur father
14 Feb, 2010
Amanda's poemmm
roses are red violets are blue what the hell would i do without a best friend like you?
14 Feb, 2010
my poem is the best,no haters!
From: amanda.toxic Date: Feb 14 2010 1:54PM Subject: RE: fgdsg i hav eto say that was the best poem ever!!!
14 Feb, 2010
the best poem u would ever read in ur life
roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme .......others dont :D lol Love you -Kaley<3
14 Feb, 2010
http://www.formspring.me/KaleyBangedYou
ask em some questions or leave a comment whatever :)
14 Feb, 2010
BESTFRIENDDD
Woot woot xD were gonna have a party and were gonna go clubbing and uhh thats way too much excitement for me lets just stick with a party lol
14 Feb, 2010
i have a new bestieeee
Renesmee Ann Nektrun (: is the best mother fxckin best frann in the whole worldd but i love all my besties!
13 Feb, 2010
ok
Anon Profile online Add To Friends | Block User | Send Message Member Since: 08/09/2009 Last Login: 02/13/2010 Profile Views: 286 Age: ?? Gender: Female Location: United States About Me: This girl is ugly she f***in thinks we care if ppl r fake wtf get a life!no one asked so go back home and f*** urself its annoying we dont care their still out franns b**** you say kylee's ugly but ur faking her so she must be a mother fxckin princess
13 Feb, 2010
wow
you cant believe me,but i cant believe a word your saying mhmm never thought about lies that way
13 Feb, 2010
http://www.playlist.com/KaleyxBangedxYou
my playlist for anyone who needs it cuz i changed the link for the website to my formspring thingy
13 Feb, 2010
R.i.P corrine<3
x**emoheartx** (corrine)..i saw it was her birthday....Happy birthday deary<3 R. I. P
12 Feb, 2010
http://www.formspring.me/KaleyBangedYou
message me!!!! on there link is up above or in the website thingy on my profile :D -Love KALEYYYY!!
12 Feb, 2010
:) took this from someonne forgot their name
someone once asked me.."why do you run in the rain"? and i said "so no one knows im crying"<3
12 Feb, 2010
definition of my name from scottie
The girl you don't mess around with. Quiet around strangers, but really just waiting for the moment to strike. Crazy smart and tightly wound by day, anything goes by night. Known as a b**** by some, openly admits it. Willing to do whatever it takes to get what she wants, including step on the toes of innocent bystanders. Argues until the death on any subject, no matter how pointless it may seem. Seems to take things seriously, but is rather weary of letting on just how much she knows. Holds her liquor well, and once drunk, is up for anything. Literally, anything. Has been known to be caught by friends in compromising situations with the last partner you'd expect to find her with. Watch out for this one, she can back up her confidence. Don't try to fight her.
11 Feb, 2010
Goodnight
Dont let Elton John bite xD i going to sleep im pretty tired after today and its early so ima watch tv then go to sleep I love you Scottie<3 dont worry others i love you too..just not as much lol
11 Feb, 2010
:D
To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky. To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot. To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you. To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bi!tch instead. To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend. To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess. To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak. To every girl that won't get down on her knees and open her mouth just to get a boyfriend. To every girl that just wants to hold hands. To every girl that kisses him with meaning. To every girl who just wishes he cared more. To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold. To every girl who just wants him to call. To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him. [[Post this on your page; if your that kind of girl.]]
11 Feb, 2010
ok
getting mad cuz all u ppl hate valentin'es day ppl stfu already.why dont u ppl grow up.so u hate valentine's day thats great! too bad nobody cares its the same as every other day,ur gonna get through it anyway so stfu!
11 Feb, 2010
i wonder who's the Jack and Jill of the 21st century
Jack and Jill, went up the hill, to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and asked Jill do u wanna, Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but stupid Jill, forgot her pill, and now they have a son
11 Feb, 2010
oh gawd :D
From: DropDeeadKylee Date: Feb 11 2010 3:04PM Subject: RE: Bedrock :p Kaley imma make your bedrock..hard
11 Feb, 2010
http://www.playlist.com/KaleyxBangedxYou
new playlist,add me and comment pics there the old pics cuz i haven gotten a new camera
11 Feb, 2010
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
guys are such j***s,they think they can get in ur pants and then say they have a gf haha dont let guys fool you except tony cuz hes my bestest frann :D..hi tony!
11 Feb, 2010
see i told u shes faking my friend
From: Super.Sherryxx ? Date: Feb 11 2010 1:15PM Subject: RE: hi Haha! & yeah i can prove its me. haha i'll make a sign laterr. i would appreciate if you told her off & kicked her a**. lmao xD i definately will kick her a** :D yayyy kickass time lol im so weird
11 Feb, 2010
listen up hoes and pimps :D
dont add MayMassacre!? shes faking my good friend Super.Sherryxx ? like seriously whos dumb enough to fake someone who still is on here if ur gonna fake somebody fake someone that left this site year ago...BUT STILL faking is wrong so dont do it just be yourself and people will still love you :D -Love KALEY!
11 Feb, 2010
Boys aren't jerks....half the time ;D
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug! Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe (in the paper the next day) : A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this and the love of your life will relize they feel the same DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life Guys Post This As "I would do this for my girl " Girls Post This As "Boys aren't j***s"
11 Feb, 2010
cool:D
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11 Feb, 2010
quizzy thing
your name: Kaley Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Sure How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they love you? alot. Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person? sorta Are you crushing on someone? haha yes :) Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt? Yup. Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry? Yes Are you happier single or in a relationship? depends Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? like twice Have you ever had your heart broken? Yeah Have you ever broken someone's heart? yeah If you could go back in time and change things, would you? Yup Think any of your ex's feel the same? yupp Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend? no Have you dated people who were not good to you? yupp Have you dated someone older than you? yeah Younger? Yup Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? Depends Do you Believe in love at first sight? sure. Ever been given an engagement ring? maybe :) Do you want to get married? sure. Has anyone ever told you they wanted to marry you? lol yeah Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend? sadly yes Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds? it feels worse,like someone stabbed u Have any of your ex's told you they regret breaking up with you? more than i can count. Have u ever flirted with a friends crush? no,i dont think so Would you believe your ex if she/he said they love you? i hate this question Would you ever date your best male/female friend? depends Have any of your exs called you by a nickname after the break up? haha yeah,but were friends If your best friend of the opposite s** went out with someone you knew was wrong for them would you speak up? hate this question too
11 Feb, 2010
part 2 prank--Im serious about this im not posing either
me: yeah he'll wake up and then ur good to go him: and now u need to find a new bf me: btw do u no a good chinese food place[[lmfao]] him: chinese food??O_o me: yeah thats what i do when im sad,i eat where do u like to go,cuz u no i never been to a chinese food place before him: well how old are you me: IM NOT TELLING U,ok ur a creeper then i hung up..ahhh good times lmfao
11 Feb, 2010
prank calls:D
ok so this guy answers the phone him: hello me: hi is this the phsycic hotline him:no me: are you sure cuz i got some real issues and im paying for this him: you could tell me though me: ok so me and my fish,we always talk to each other and he blows his bubbles then yesterday he floated to the top and i talked to him and he wouldnt blow bubbles so i tapped his glass and hes not talking! and worse than that my boyfriend just broke up with me 2 days ago and i loved him so much!! him: well u can get a new boyfriend me: *fake cry* but i loved him him: where u live at me: im not gonna tell you him: you live in _____[[im not telling]] me: No.[[i lied xD]] him: u live in the u.s me: yeah O_o him: well first u need to feed ur fish and get a new bf me: but my fish died him:u need to feed him and then he'll wake up me: are u sure,so if i feed him food he will wake up him: yeah
11 Feb, 2010
bored..message me ????
bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored did i mention i'm bored??
11 Feb, 2010
:)
another snow day,well its actually sunny out but they called yesterday and said i dont have school haha
10 Feb, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/user/CWTEbnr#p/a/u/1/WTOcKFv4cu8
theres this dude on youtube hes like asian right and hes beynd cute :D
10 Feb, 2010
its weird..
how you say you don't believe me but im having a hard time believing you about everything
10 Feb, 2010
holy fxck
its snowing like hell i actually want to go t o school tomorrow cuz i hav something i need to do and i want to fxckin do it
10 Feb, 2010
message me beotches
Dear Kaley, I _____ you. You have a nice _____. You make me _____. You should _____. Someday I will _____. You + me = _____. If I saw you now I'd _____. Remember that time when _____? I would build a _____ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _____. We could _____ under the stars. Love,_____ (P.S. _____.)
10 Feb, 2010
this is my 20th bajillion time doing this on like both accounts :D
Head - Nose - Lips - Hair - Eyes -scott Heart - Smile -Scott Legs - Stomach -scott Ass - Vagina - Boobs - Whole Body-scott
10 Feb, 2010
-_-
you people have to stop messaging me saying im cute,pretty all that other stuff before i go to ur house with a shovle and MURDER YOU!!! and make it look like an accident :D
08 Feb, 2010
Losing It-nevershoutnever
All we ever did was move around. I was always the new kid. Never the cool kid. But all I ever wanted to do was to fall in love. Just to be in love. But my heart was racing. My mind was screaming, "you've got your whole life to do these things." But my legs were shaking. My hands were searching for her in the backseat of my car. I just lost it, and I can't believe that I knew that I was only sixteen, but I thought I loved her, and it'd last forever. But only if I knew that she wasn't true. How could she do this to me? But my heart was racing. My mind was screaming, "you've got your whole life to do these things." But my legs were shaking. My hands were searching for her in the backseat of my car. I just lost it, and I can't believe that.
07 Feb, 2010
hey
why dont u your gonna add me before u actually do it because if u havent noticed i have too many fans and i cant keep track so tell me
06 Feb, 2010
lmfao hes like wat 10 yrs old
From: ElTrentino Date: Feb 6 2010 9:35PM Subject: so .. so....ur kinda.... " CUTE " ...,, AAND ur singlee..........?
06 Feb, 2010
no title?
I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away,,, i wrote your name on my hand, but accedentally washed it the next day,,, i wrote your name on a piece of paper but then threw it away,,, i wrote your name on my heart and forever it will stay... put this on your blog if you keep thinking about a person you love... <3
06 Feb, 2010
i can make ur bed rock ;)
Ooh Baby, I Be Stuck To You, Like Glue Baby, Wanna Spend It All On You, Baby, My Room Is The G Spot, Call Me Mr. Flintstone, I Can Make Your Bed Rock
06 Feb, 2010
woahh
all of a sudden all the cute poeple make accounts :D and like half of them arent g** g**people are the shxt tho lol i love Blakey!!!
06 Feb, 2010
yo hoes
say happy birthday to my frann mirly :D this h**s got some serious mental issues lmfao jk jk
05 Feb, 2010
D: im gonna die without them<|3
ian : i thought he put that as like a regular blogi didnt know he was LEAVING! EMMA!!!- omfg i miss you aready i didnt know u were leaving at all because i didnt see ur blog,your the one who always tells me not to cry over a breakup or dont die follow your own advice :) it will all get better please dont leave me.......
05 Feb, 2010
ok soo
this bxtch a** dipshxt keeps messaging me hey wanna talk?? NO I DONT WANT TO FXCKIN TALK!! omfg would he just leave me the fck alone
03 Feb, 2010
yo
long story short computer=virus had 0 comp for like 5 days lost my email for other account so if i gave u my email before give it to me so i cans ign in other account
11 Dec, 2009
GUESS WHOS A SMARTGANGSTER CUPCAKE...
this girl right hurr named Kaley i put forgot password as the thingy and they sent me an email so now i no the pass for Kaley.Gangster :D yayy
11 Dec, 2009
:(
i wanna go on my Kaley.Gangster account but i changed the password to ????? id even know awwww that was a good account
09 Dec, 2009
shxt
u no the gangster account yeah i cant go back on thereO_o i forgot hat i changed the password to lol
06 Dec, 2009
Jasmine Waz Here<3
I Love This Girl! Shez Bad Ass Rocken Chick! I will Alwayz love thiz girl [[as a freind!]] ~Jasmine Marie~
06 Dec, 2009
FUCK
I CLICKED ALL DELETE BUTTON INSTED OF DELETE ok idk why they eve put that r****ed button there
06 Dec, 2009
ok soo
camille came to my house today and we played guitar hero and we were talking about how that gym teacher p***es her off :D it was so funny
06 Dec, 2009
oh and one last thing
i saw a dude fall down some stairs this morning :D and i wasnt trying to laugh but i did hehe ?
06 Dec, 2009
lmao
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05 Dec, 2009
scene girls<33-bc13
If your a Scene girl, go back it up put your booty in the air and shake ya but ohh yeah your in need of attention now drop that a** like your in detintion sit down girl just shut up and sit before i make you s*** my Oh my god you thought i'd say dxck but i wont say dxck until you touch my dxck so get on your knees girl s*** it b**** BC13 we run this s*** Girl cant you see me rockin skinnis with them nikes on your hair looks different your extensions make them twice as long but im still with it we can kick it maybe have some fun girl i dont care as long as you can make a brotha c** If your a Scene girl, go back it up put your booty in the air and shake ya but Skin tight jeans and that feathered hair coke bottle figgie and a perfect pair fat a** but with a PH not a ten but a definate eight Conerse checks in a colorful craze belts with studs and chains with grenades girl thats the bomb get crunk little girl baby s*** it mo' Girl cant you see me rockin skinnis with them nikes on your hair looks different your extensions make them twice as long but im still with it we can kick it maybe have some fun girl i dont care as long as you can make a brotha c** If your a Scene girl, go back it up put your booty in the air and shake ya but Girl move your boday leave stains on your sheets lets start a party these girls are so scene Girl move your boday leave stains on your sheets lets start a party these girls are so scene Girl cant you see me rockin skinnis with them nikes on your hair looks different your extensions make them twice as long but im still with it we can kick it maybe have some fun girl i dont care as long as you can make a brotha c** If your a Scene girl, go back it up put your booty in the air and shake ya but
05 Dec, 2009
wtf!!!!!!!fucking weirdo
From: HottieJake1233 Date: Dec 5 2009 10:56AM Subject: hey hey baby i missed ya
02 Dec, 2009
bxtchhh
1. [] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking: No 2. [] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking : Yes 3. [] You have ran into a glass/screen door.: Nah 4. [] You have fallen out of a moving vehicle. Nahh 5. [] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks: haha yea 6. [] You have ran into some thing: fxck yeahh 7. [] Tried to lick your elbow. omg yeah! 8. [] Forgot where u were : Yes 9. [] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same rhythm: OMG RLLY!!!i didnt notice that shxt 10. [ ] You just tried to sing them : no 11. [] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen: nope 12. [ ] You have choked on your own spit many times : wtf lol no 13. [ ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it. or sorta get it but not that much! : kinda 14. [ ] You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice : fxcker 15. [ ] You just looked at it: Yes 16. [ ]Your natural hair color is blond: Nope 17. [ ] People have called you slow A LOT! or more than 10 times: lol no 18. [] You have accidentally caught something on fire : haha no 19. [] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes : no 20. [] You sometimes drool for no reason : Nope 21. [] You've fallen asleep in a laundry basket : Nope 22. [] Sometimes you just stop thinking : everyday :] 23 [] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about: haha that happened today actually 24 []People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you : Sometimes 25 [] You are often told to use your 'inside voice' all the time mostly by your teacher :lol fxck yeah 26 [] You use your fingers to do simple math : Yea
02 Dec, 2009
cool
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01 Dec, 2009
wtf
somebody in my house is watching a f***ing movie thats so weird all i hear is moaning lmfao
01 Dec, 2009
from yesterday
i got mehs a new frann his name be Zion :D oh and was i mega r****ed yesterday or is it just me O_O
30 Nov, 2009
i remember a little about this
i know who kylee is,and max, and chels is :) oh and emma the rest is a big blur
30 Nov, 2009
ok so
i went to school today and i stayed at the nurse because it just got to confusing for me to walk around school not knowing where to go so i stayed there for the day
29 Nov, 2009
to the yeah blog thing i didnt finish
i kinda fell asleep so to finish i get to leave today but i still can't remember they said they want me to go to school to see if it looks familiar or whatever im not sure thats a good idea though
28 Nov, 2009
wow
my life is very weird im looking at these blogs trying to remember okay someone tell me whos TearzOfLove chels ,Keith,and Kylee
28 Nov, 2009
Kaley
hi,its amy kaley has amnesia..again im not sure what happened but her cousin said she was in the hospital this morning and can't remember anything.i thought people on here might make her remember some stuff so if your her friend message her or something and tell her stuff you'd talk about or whatever im just gonna let her on -amy-
27 Nov, 2009
yayyy
From: TearzOfLove Date: Nov 27 2009 6:00PM Subject: RE: :] -pokez you with a magical stick- o.o You have super powerz now :o :D!
27 Nov, 2009
Chels & Keith
Chels ur not ugly or fat ,ur beautiful and everyone should be jealous and Keith just grow up would yuh and dont start being an a** to everyone jsut cuz u think ur better when everyone knows ur not,ur just a phsyco b**** and ur so lucky to have jess so u better not hurt her.AND BITCH BE NICE TO KYLEE cuz i have the shovel in my f***in hand and i will murder yuh. wow i never thought i would be the one saying grow up ^_^ p.s-u have no say in what kylee & chels is or isnt.cuz they're one heck of a s**y bxtch :D
27 Nov, 2009
list of ppl that are meh franns
Kylee-first of all shes way s**y:D and shes totally awesome.i love her and shes my bestest friend effer. annnnd shes kinky Chels-i love you chels,ur so nice and Keith is jealous cuz people like u more :D.lol Max-Holy bimbo monkeys ur so sweet,omg u should totally be a giant skittle for halloween.and yer way cute. Emma-OMG ur so bangable and i love you.theres a time and a plaace for everything and yer my sidekick of the week :D. Lilly-ahhh lilly,ur gonna be bi one day xD jk.oh oh and since ic ouldnt log on playlist ur def. s***tier in that picture than kylee. Jess-oh jess,ur my bestiest frann,and im so gangster with yuh.and if keitht rys anything,i have a shovel and a plasic bag reserved for him 8) Love to all my buddies<3
27 Nov, 2009
wtf bxtch [[oh i got from max]]
From: Chels_Catastroph Date: Nov 27 2009 3:45PM Subject: RE: =] From: Keith™ Date: Nov 27 2009 3:41PM Subject: RE: =] No I don't want my girlfriend to be friends with a fat a** b**** that dosen't even like me And U don't know **** about me b****
25 Nov, 2009
:D
Your name: Kaley Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? probably ;D How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they love you? A lot. Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person? Not really Are you crushing on someone? Kinda. Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt? Yeah Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry? Yes. Are you happier single or in a relationship? depends. Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? Yes. Have you ever had your heart broken? Yeah. Have you ever broken someone's heart? Yeah. If you could go back in time and change things, would you? Yes... Think any of your ex's feel the same? probably Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend? No. Have you dated people who were not good to you? Yes. Have you dated someone older than you? Yes. Younger? Yes. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? depends Do you Believe in love at first sight? No. Ever been given an engagement ring? no Do you want to get married? Maybe. Has anyone ever told you they wanted to marry you? Yes. Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend? hahaYes. Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds? ... Have any of your ex's told you they regret breaking up with you? Yes. Have u ever flirted with a friends crush? lol yeahh. Would you believe your ex if she/he said they love you? No. Would you ever date your best male/female friend? i did that like once Have any of your exs called you by a nickname after the break up? no If your best friend of the opposite s** went out with someone you knew was wrong for them would you speak up? Yes
25 Nov, 2009
:(
it didnt start snowing yet! monkey ballz omg today was so funny ok so we had a half day right and since i siwtched my health class for next marking period i stayed in gym with camille and she just stepped out of gym and nobody saw her and she was by the window of the door for like 10 minutes and then i came out and the teacher came and was like come on get back in and she was like fxck no u fxckin bxtch :D and then i was like lol and the teacher is like what just happened and then she said u see what u did kaley u a**hole :D it was funn
24 Nov, 2009
THE GUMMY BEAR SONG!!! and guess what its real :D go on youtube
im a gummy bear yes ima gummy bear ima yummy,tummy,funny lucky gummy bear ima jelly bear cuz ima gummy bear ohh ima movin,groovin,jammin singing gummy bear oh ima gummy bear yes ima gummy bear
24 Nov, 2009
im so gangsterr
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Kaley 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.) : Kalizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal.): Red fish:D 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on/or neighborhood if it's a number): Emma 12 5. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink): Blue Monster 6. GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Shadow 7. YOUR HOOD NAME:....first 3 of your first name and add -aqua: KalAqua
24 Nov, 2009
holy fuckers!
really r u ppl too stupid to understand im not leaving me and max were just talking about shooting each other so STOP ASKING IF IM LEAVING!
23 Nov, 2009
let me shoot it already
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23 Nov, 2009
what would yuh do :D
Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Stare at me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Have s** with me: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Ask me out: like me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of you: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: What would you do if you woke up next to me:
23 Nov, 2009
talking to
sammy[[jasmine,w/e her name is xD]] keith,jess,james,zachie uhmm thats it i think
23 Nov, 2009
BE JEALOUS EVERYONE
From: Emobabe125 Date: Nov 23 2009 8:27PM Subject: RE: < / 3 Bestiez For life :D
23 Nov, 2009
ftw! woah there hun
From: DropDeeadKylee Date: Nov 23 2009 6:35PM Subject: RE: heyyy Phone vibrating on my v***** lmao
23 Nov, 2009
this is so Kylee or Camille[[XxCamillexX]]
_/) ( '_') (> )>O I was going to give you a Toy Ball... UU .....(\_/) .....('_' ) O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) I LIKE Balls!!! ...U...U (\_/) ( '_') (> )>O Then i said: sharing is good.... UU ......(\_/) ......('_' ) .O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) ITS MY BALL!!! . U....U .(\_/) (^-^) (> <) so I eated it! .U..U
23 Nov, 2009
yeahh survey
LAYER ONE -- Name: Kaley Emma Smith -- Height: Umm..i actually dont know -- Birthday: May 19 -- Birth place: california -- Eye Color: Brown -- Hair Color: i dye it alot,black LAST PERSON. 1. You hung out with? Friends 2. You were in a car with? Sarah 3. Went to the movies with? Friends 4. Person you went shopping with? Sarah,Amy 5. You talked on the phone? step mom 6. Made you laugh? Kate 7. Who you wanna be with? im already with someone 8. You babysat? neighbor WOULD YOU RATHER... 1. Pierce your nose or tongue? Nose 2. Die in a fire or get shot? Shot. ANSWER TRUTHFULLy... 1. Sun or moon? Moon 2. Winter or Fall? Fall 3. Left or Right?Left 4. Sunny or rainy? Rainy 6. Club or pub? club 7. Is there 1 or 2 people who you can always trust & rely on? Yes. 8. Do you want to get married? Yes. 9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl 10. What time is it? 5:55 11. Do you cook? sometimes 12. Current mood? Happy IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU... 1. Kissed someone? yupp 2. Sang? lol yeah. 3. Listened to music? Yes 4. Seen someone? yeahhh 5. Danced Crazy? yes! 6. Cried? not today FIRSTS. 1. Who was your first love? here:tony i guess 2. Who was your first roommate? my frann 3. What was your first real job? hot topic 4. When did you go to your first funeral and viewing? When my mom died 5. What was your first CD/Tape? Don't remember 6. Where was your first vacation? Florida. 7. Who was your first best friend? Amy 8. Who is your best friend(s)? So many. 9. Where was your first sleepover? Brittney's 10. Who's wedding were you in? a person:D
23 Nov, 2009
yeahh beotch
Last thing you said aloud?Bxtch Fxck off how old are you? 16 h**[[older than kylee tyvm:D what did you do yesterday? fall off ym skateboard and on my a** are you good at guitar hero/ rock band? helll yeah Martial Status?im not married..yet:D How did you get one of your scars? knife,skateboard Play any sportsidk i like alot Favorite Color/s? red Did you fart today? Wtf No Are you in a good mood? yeah Whos your best friend?a lot one i can remember[[Kylee,Scotty,Shayla,Emma]] Do you smoke? Sometimes if so, What kind? Weed h**e!
23 Nov, 2009
Kylee i beat it:D
xDisturbedw****x ,hotgir1722, XxKaleyxX ,RawrKaleyHoe ,SpencerFxckedMe, KaleyBlows etc....i only made ,like 2 spencer and sam made the other ones
22 Nov, 2009
wow dumbass girl
There was a Blind Girl Who Hated Herself because of being Blind. She Hated everyone Except her Boy friend.. One day the Girl said that if She can Only see the world she will marry her boyfriend. Then someone` donated eyes On her & she saw Every thing including her boyfriend , her boyfriend asked her, "now that u can see , will u Marry Me?", the girl was shocked when she saw her boyfriend is also Blind, & she refused to Marry him. Her bOyfriend walked away with Tears & said, "just take care Of my eyes dear".....
22 Nov, 2009
wtf i dont even no who the hell the dude is
From: ghetto supastar Date: Nov 22 2009 1:28PM Subject: ................. i love you
21 Nov, 2009
wow
lots of twilight screaming O_o ok so first people were with edward and now there with jacob just because he had his shirt off lol wow
19 Nov, 2009
get this strait in ur mind peoples!!
my name is KALEY!! not kayley or kayle or whatevevrrr ok cuz im sorta getting p***ed off by it already but im not that mad so carry on with ur life now lol
19 Nov, 2009
oh my squirrels guees wat!!
i made mehself a new buddy his name be tanner i have way too many buddiesO_O but thats not a bad thing:)
19 Nov, 2009
lmfao,betch ima hoe bag/rubber ducky/Kaleyyyyyy!
From: DropDeeadKylee Date: Nov 19 2009 8:33PM Subject: RE: yo Hi h**bag
19 Nov, 2009
this be for tony[[cz-It'sTony-cz ]]
TONY!!! i havent talked to u in forever so i thought blog would be better than some message SOO UHMMM HIII!! xD luv u buddy
18 Nov, 2009
SHXT
i clicked the all delete message thing and it erased all my messages-__- so id u sent me a message resend it. p.s-i wont be on today cuz i is going somewheres
16 Nov, 2009
DUDE COOKIE MONSTER WAS SO GHETTO PIMP AND THEY CHANGED HIM TO VEGGIE SHXT MONSTER
From: KennaHoboEater. Date: Nov 16 2009 8:38PM Subject: RE: hii Wtf.. ?! He was so effin pimp.. ! Then they go to sometin no little kid likes.. ! W.T.F.
16 Nov, 2009
ik what ur thinkingO_o
It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him- he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way, pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle, that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . What were you THINKING?! NAUGHTY!! . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . U BIG FREAKKK!!!!! I know what you were thinking! ! YOU MUST REPOST THIS
16 Nov, 2009
kylee
NO SERIOUSLY loll i sat down and something cracked and im like woah dude my b*** knuckle just broke xD lmfao
16 Nov, 2009
lmfao i just heard this on tv
look at my eyes son....I'LL SEE U IN HELL BXTCH lol talk about random shxt
16 Nov, 2009
lmfao a jello river
From: DropDeeadKylee Date: Nov 15 2009 11:37AM Subject: RE: kylee it has to be cherry jello though noo noo a river of jello shots..so then i can eat it and get all drunk :p
15 Nov, 2009
u better not or ill kick ur ass peoples:D
From: DropDeeadKylee Date: Nov 15 2009 11:30AM Subject: RE: kylee everyone is gonna hold that against me lol
15 Nov, 2009
chels sooo wants me :D lol and yeahhh BLOG TIME BETCH!
From: Chels_Catastroph Date: Nov 15 2009 11:27AM Subject: RE: =] If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya blog time?
15 Nov, 2009
BLOG TIMME/kylee is more sexier than a red effin platypus with a secret agent hat thing
From: DropDeeadKylee Date: Nov 15 2009 11:27AM Subject: RE: kylee i am like..the s**iest thing alive :p and it's rare that i even call myself pretty so you better agree
15 Nov, 2009
bxtch im a hooker xD
???????????????? s**y hooker inc™ I OWN YUH HOE p.s.so if any of u get this i own yuh!
15 Nov, 2009
BXTCH THIS IS CRAZY....i bet he only wanted her named xD
From: Chels_Catastroph Date: Nov 15 2009 11:20AM Subject: RE: =] Man: we better get you out of those wet clothes Women: what? Man: [licks his finger an wipes it on her dress] Man: those wet clothes
15 Nov, 2009
random shtuff
What did you have for breakfast this morning? i actually had 1 this morning:).and it wuz good Are you highly attracted to anyone right now? max^_^ Are you currently looking forward to anything? no Do your parents have facebook accounts? why would they O_o Ever receive a really long apology? lol duhh What were you doing at 7:45AM this morning? sleeping Do you put ketchup on top of your french fries or on the side? side Who was the last person you talked to in person? my friends What did you do today that was fun? tke a shower:D Last person you hugged other then your family what are you to them ? my friend When is the last time you cried ? like last monday i think If someone kissed you out of the blue what would you do ? same thing as kylee lol If someone used you what would you say to them? im not sure Have you ever hung out with someone just to hang out? pshhhh lol idk like i did that 10 times this month
14 Nov, 2009
Blogg timeeee
i gots meh a brand new buddy -dances- his name be X-Edward Echo-X so dont mess with him bxtch or ill kick ur a**!!
12 Nov, 2009
skye wrote this thingy
No cheating, you have to post this on ur blogs and see what people want from you!!! 1=A baby? 2=Another chance? 3=Love? 4=A Kiss? 5=Friendship? 6=Max partner? 7=Lap dance? 8=To chill? 9=To cuddle? 10=Marriage?
09 Nov, 2009
bored
Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see Life with a clearer view again.
09 Nov, 2009
wtf..I TOLD U THIS DUDES CRAZY..and u said he wasnt.u ppl should listen to me more.....wait BAD IDEA
Tyler 3456 Nov 9 2009 11:53AM Im bi s**ual so guys if u want ur di.ck s***ed or fu.cked message me
09 Nov, 2009
oooh he alphabet:D
A - AVAILABLE: Yes B - BIRTHDAY: may 19[[im finally older than kylee^_^]] C - CRUSHING ON: a pershon D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD:water E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: people F - FAVORITE SONG: not sure G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: GUHMMI BEARS!! H - HOMETOWN: california h**s I - IN LOVE WITH:a pershon J - JUGGLE: Nope K - KILLED SOMEONE: THEY'LL NEVER GET ME!!:) L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: 13 hours M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR:idk N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: zero O - ONE WISH: A TALKING COOKIE! P - PERSON YOU TEXTED LAST : no one R- REASON TO SMILE: spongebob S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: fireflies T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 7:30 U - UNDERWEAR COLOR: nunya buisness pervs V - VEGETABLE(S): corn? W - WORST HABIT: sarcasm X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD:like 15 Y - YOYOS: lol when i was 5 Z - ZODIAC SIGN: im to lazy to remember
08 Nov, 2009
i have like 8 accounts lmao
hotgir1722 RawrKaleyHoe xXKaleyBlowsXx xXKaleyXx SpencerFuckedMe xDisturbedWhorex xXKillerWhoreXx
08 Nov, 2009
bath time is so much fun! xD
DropDeeadKylee Nov 8 2009 2:05PM Rubber ducky your the one You make bath time so much fun :p
08 Nov, 2009
camille
lol i told u she was a fatass b**** that teacher is a r****ed bum with no life.no wonder she isnt married omg guess what the gym teacher is getting marriedO_o how the fxck is she getting married and miss.walker isnt? miss walker is so much better than that stupid hag
08 Nov, 2009
camille
dude i thought she was an awesome teacher and i did nothing at all in her class and i still passed she only teaches freshman and seniors ha im glad i dont have her anymore
08 Nov, 2009
great
u no what its like to have a whole week off from school and then have to wake up early and go back on monday it feels crappy
07 Nov, 2009
ok rlly,wth is up with the messages
From: #1lover Date: Nov 7 2009 9:35PM Subject: ;) hey cutie From: johnny13 Date: Nov 7 2009 9:23PM Subject: @feeling silly@ youz hot
06 Nov, 2009
lmfao look at the subject then u will get it
From: DropDeeadKylee Date: Nov 6 2009 6:48PM Subject: RE: i named it kylee^_^lol cuz it looks like something kylee would do i eat balls lmao i still can't get over how dirty that sounds i want to share the ball then i don't then i do then i don't so i eat it lmao sounds like a 3-some
06 Nov, 2009
lol to me it looks funny..wait its wasnt me..she talking about her grandma..STUPID OLD BXTCH!
From: DropDeeadKylee Date: Nov 6 2009 6:29PM Subject: RE: i named it kylee^_^ Stupid old bxtch
06 Nov, 2009
i named it kylee^_^lol cuz it looks like something kylee would do
(\_/) ( '_') (> )>O I was going to give you a Toy Ball... UU .....(\_/) .....('_' ) O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) I LIKE Balls!!! ...U...U (\_/) ( '_') (> )>O Then i said: sharing is good.... UU ......(\_/) ......('_' ) .O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) ITS MY BALL!!! . U....U .(\_/) (^-^) (> <) so I eated it! .U..U
03 Nov, 2009
ewww ftw
some dude keeps asking for naked pics DUDE THESE BLOGS ARE JOKESo_O fxckin weirdo
03 Nov, 2009
KYLEE AND JOHNNY
IM BETTER AT STRIPPING and i give awesomme uhmm idk but whatever i give is aweomse
03 Nov, 2009
confusedd
wtf ok people are saying ik them and im like who the hell are u dude i dont know s*** about u im so confused
03 Nov, 2009
johnny
well if u ask my darling budday lauren I FXCKED THOSE GUMMI BEARS LONG AND HARD BxTCHH LOL
03 Nov, 2009
Kylee
ikr! and yes i am a duck a s**y rubber one:D and dont i always have funny conversations with everyone i talk to like u,lilly,shaye lol
03 Nov, 2009
MONKEY BALLS IS A SCRODEM HAHA
From: skyesweet12 Date: Nov 3 2009 5:50PM Subject: RE: Um.. Yes ! Thats Scrodem xD
03 Nov, 2009
lmfao.i fxck her gummi bears^_^
From: ♥LauReN♥ Date: Nov 3 2009 3:57PM Subject: RE: __ KALEY DONT FUCK MY GUMMii BEARZZ
01 Nov, 2009
heyy
happy late halloween this is for emma -shoves skittles in ur mouth- TASTE THE FXCKIN RAINBOW BXTCH
30 Oct, 2009
LILLY
lol im juss playing with yuh yuh no i loves u buddie^_^ *cough lier/s***/blahhh cough cough* lol jk
30 Oct, 2009
LILLY
U ARE TOO and said i wanted to be one for halloween im the H.B.I.C HEAD BXTCH IN CHARGEE
30 Oct, 2009
lilly/lmao
OMG HOLD THEM SQUIRRELS what if im a hooker with the most s***tiest outfit everr!
30 Oct, 2009
omgg
i forgot to tell u about my friend danielle she dressed up like idk but she had stockings on and red freakiin contacts she looked super cute^_^
30 Oct, 2009
haha
ok so my friend camille(XxcamillexX) we were in gym and she wanted to play soccer so we did and we didnt at all tlk to the annoying gym teacher she hates so much and it was so funny cuz we lined up to cross the street and she didnt even go on the streer but next to the sidewalk barely on the street and gym lady was like go on the sidewalk and she was like no and she was like no and the lady was like get on the sidewalk and she saidYO FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE BITCH OMFG UR SO FXCKIN ANNOYING
29 Oct, 2009
this be sads
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, " God, why? Why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, " You deserve to die You worthless pest! " The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dieing She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house The quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lieing on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms
29 Oct, 2009
parts of the song
Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy Put my glasses on, Im out the door - I’m gonna hit this city Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack Cause when I leave for the night, I ain’t coming back I’m talking - pedicure on our toes, toes Trying on all our clothes, clothes Boys blowing up our phones, phones Drop-toping, playing our favorite cds Pulling up to the parties Trying to get a little bit tipsy Don’t stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, Imma fight Til we see the sunlight Tick tock, on the click But the party don’t stop Aint got a care in world, but got plenty of beer Aint got no money in my pocket, but I’m already here Now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger Im talking about - everybody getting crunk, crunk Boys trying to touch my junk, junk Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk Now, now - we goin til they kick us out, out Or the police shut us down, down Police shut us down, down Po-po shut us DOWNNN HOE
26 Oct, 2009
hmmmm
im so bored omg look at my t**le its not even a hyperish t**le its one of those crappy boring t**les. im gonna take a nap and later going to the movies
25 Oct, 2009
midnight romeo-push play
Meet me at my door By the end of the night You'll be screaming for more more more of me Tonight's a big night so let's make history My lips touch your lips My hands is on your hips What's it gonna take for you to give me my goodnight kiss Oh whoa My heart is beating fast but my hands are moving slow Oh whoa Feels so right you just can't say no Late night gonna hit the town Gonna take you out Gonna make you go Whoa whoa Midnight Romeo Show me yours and I'll show you mine Gonna make you sweat Gonna feel it head to toe You know I'm your midnight Romeo I'll be your Dr. Jekyll your Mr. Hyde The best of both worlds when you get inside my place place place with me You be the lock, I'll be the key Tonight's about to win Tell me baby are we more than friends Tonight your dinner's free What's in it for me "baby" Oh whoa My heart is beating fast but my hands are moving slow Oh whoa Feels so right you just can't say no Late night gonna hit the town Gonna take you out Gonna make you go Whoa whoa Midnight Romeo Show me yours and I'll show you mine Gonna make you sweat Gonna feel it head to toe You know, I'm your midnight Romeo Now it's time I'll turn the lights down low Show me yours and I'll show you mine Gonna make you sweat Gonna be your Romeo In my head it's time to lose control Whoa whoa I'm your midnight Romeo Late night gonna hit the town Gonna take you out Gonna make you go Whoa whoa Late night gonna hit the town Gonna take you out Gonna make you go Whoa whoa Midnight Romeo Show me yours and I'll show you mine Gonna make you sweat Gonna feel it head to toe You know I'm your midnight Romeo Late night gonna hit the town Gonna take you out Gonna make you go Whoa whoa Midnight Romeo Show me yours and I'll show you mine Gonna make you sweat Gonna feel it head to toe You know I'm your midnight Romeo
23 Oct, 2009
cools
name:Kaley middle name: Emma last name: Smith favorite color: red color of the shirt you are wearing: teal i guess color of your eye's: brown color of your hair right now: brown virgin? haha no smoke?: i did tattoos?: not yet random word:fxck ur v***** are you in love right now; yes what's his/her name:eli h**s! favorite food?: does cupcakes count do you wear nailpolish?: yesh favorite fruit?:uhmm apples i guess if you had one wish what would it be?: TO FLY! did you like this survey?:if i get a cupcake then suree
22 Oct, 2009
uhhhh
i had way to many messages and im too lazy to read them so i just deleted every message i had.xD
21 Oct, 2009
I Love You
98% of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. if u r one of the 2% that does, then copy and paste this in your profile
19 Oct, 2009
uhh answer i guess
What would you do if? 1. I was right next to you: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. I started taking pics of you: 5. I was hospitalized: 6. I was high: 7. I hugged u: 8. I asked you to leave: 9. I asked you out: What do you think about my? 10. Personality: 11. Eyes: 12. Hair: 13. Body: Would you? 14. Be my friend? 15. Keep a secret if i told you one? 16. Kiss me? 17. Go on a date with me? 18. Keep in touch? 19. Date me? 20. Have "it" with me? Have you ever? 21. Lied to make me feel better? 22. Wanted to kiss me? 23. Wanted to bite me? 24. Kept something important from me? 25. Wanted to cuddle with me? More. 26. Who are you? 27. Are we friends? 28. When and how did we meet? 29. Describe me in one word: 30. What was your first impression? 31. What reminds you of me? 32. If you could give me anything what would it be? 33. How well do you know me? 34. When's the last time you saw me? 35. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 36. Are you gonna post this so you can see what I say about you
18 Oct, 2009
meh about me is filled wit love
Shayla Was Here& Here.♥you. Kylee was f***ing this rubber ducky and shayla at the same time! Emma Waz Here^_^ lmao Kylee. Chelsea Was Right here in this spot. Jess was here -->RAWR
18 Oct, 2009
FXCK A CANADIAN! LILS HERE!
Lmao I love saying that ANYWHOOOO! This is Lils hacking this w**** :D I love her, like no one else would at all If anyone did anything to her, they would get mauled and raped by gummybears OH OH and by Lady Gaga OH OH and Miley Cyrus They shall all SUFFERRR! Kaley is funny, smart, pretty, and even though she tells me to go bi too, she'll try her hardest Yeah, go ahead you little trader..go help Kylee LMAO anywho this is getting long, and yet I gotta hack Emma now BYE BYE <3
18 Oct, 2009
...
JeszEk♥h here! :D Im hacking kaley^.^ I just wanted to say.. that Kaley is like one of my besties! I have known her for a long time XD Kaley...ur berry B-E-A-Utiful! :D and if anyone messes with u... ill kick their a**
18 Oct, 2009
Green is the color of grass.
Haha i felt like being stupid. this is chelsea ello b****es. i love kaley. shes awesome buh bye now love chelsea.
18 Oct, 2009
whats up whoress?
Yeah..ummm... HIIIIII lol. anywho luigi ehre hacking your average teenager Kaley tahts right homo's anywho kaley can be kind of apushover but she's nice sometimes..
18 Oct, 2009
[[♥]]
Emma here, hacking thiz w****z account :] Kaley iz fxcking ahmazing! shez one of my Best friendz. She iz totally bangable ;D like foshoo. Shez Gorgeous az hell & i love her to Death <3 Anyone mezzez with her i'll rip yur face off & eat it !! ^.^ Hehe, love you <3 ~EmMa ♥
18 Oct, 2009
Fuck a duck
Kylee Miranda♥ is Hacking this h** OMFG KALEY IS MY **** RUBBER DUCKY i love her! i'm only allowed to f*** her so back off she's pretty f***ing amazing in bed (; anyway this is an amazing girl f*** with her and you deal with me
18 Oct, 2009
Your such A fxcking whore ^-^
Wow, me & this chicka have a helluva past. She was one of my first good friends on here. Than like, we stopped talking. We kinda grew a part. but she's lucky i still love her [; She is my personal stripper ^-^ Keith is bangin' her on the floor, RIGHT NOW ^_^ lol, i love you s***. --♥Shayla.
17 Oct, 2009
for the pics on playlst...guess what
From: <33 Emo! <33 Date: Oct 17 2009 6:35PM Subject: RE: kk From: **Scene_Queen** Date: Oct 17 2009 6:27PM ill admit yes they r fake but we were done fighting...be on my side for once?Don't get all dramitic?
17 Oct, 2009
wtf
wtf is with all these questions people keep asking me From: daymi1 Date: Oct 17 2009 6:30PM Subject: hi u h**** From: spencertaler Date: Oct 17 2009 6:20PM Subject: re do u have a boyfrind