06 May, 2010

galactic empire state of mind. jay-z parody now on youtube

[DARTH VADER/JAY-Z] Yeah No longer Anakin Formerly a Skywalker Son's next rebel hero But I'll be Sith forever I'm the newest Dark lord And since my training years I can choke from anywhere Yeah my force is everywhere Used to run with Obi Wan We were both best buds foreva But after three movies Now I've got a blood vendetta Grew up on Tatooine No vegetation Catch me rolling through the cosmos in a moon-like station to Leia's home nation Death Star wrecks it Now princess knows, Vader ain't one to mess with Flying through the trenches Blasting rebel noobies What happened to the fat one Think he died of heart disease All that's left is this guy Chasing him in my TIE I won't deny That his force is pretty damn high Damn i just got wiped out Falcon shot the back of me Spinning into outerspace But I'll be back definitely [PRINCESS LEIA/ALICIA KEYS] In Star Wars Empire is out to find Leia Death star plans in R2 Shoot the exhaust port Kenobi may now be see-through But the force is within Luke Let's hear it for new hope, new hope, new hope [Vader: You're welcome Obi Wan... I made you a ghost!] [DARTH VADER/JAY-Z] Catch me rockin boots and a cape like superman Hell, I made wearing black more famous than that Jay-Z can You should know I'd find you, hiding out at Echo Now I got a Blizzard Force eliminate you quick yo Welcome to the planet Hoth AT-ATs hit the spot Walking tanks are too legit But they fall down a lot Check the front, check the back, cant find the Falcon yet We need them all alive, so no disintegrations Boba Fett 8 million asteroids, where'd your little ship go? Get me to Cloud City, I got Lando on my payroll Me I gotta double check if carbonite's ok If freezin's safe for Han Doing Luke the same way New deal Lando Ain't no pardon Kid blew up my boys Rest in peace Moff Tarkin Turns out we are family Embrace your dark fate Dad and son together, yo No way the emperor's safe, cause... [PRINCESS LEIA/ALICIA KEYS] In Star Wars N

16 Mar, 2010

what the hell

how noone emails me. what the hell im going to f***in lose it

03 Mar, 2010

im so sad

no one writes me anymore. i come everyday just to see who missed me. guess everyone has better things to do

06 Feb, 2010

the truth

an apple a day causes medical staff and equipment cutbacks try a burger

19 Oct, 2009

how sex starts

Max Math a smile leads to a laugh a laugh leads to a high 5 a high 5 leads to a hug a hug leads to a kiss a kiss leads 2 makeout a makeout leads 2 finger a finger leads to a hand a hand leads to a lick a lick leads to a s*** a s*** leads 2 a f***. So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz s** is like math. u add the bed subtract the clothes divide the legs leave your solution and pray you dont multiply post this right after u read it. something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this in 15 mins, your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 1:11a.m. repost as : How s** starts :)

18 Oct, 2009

GREEN CONDOM

YOU MUST PLAY! or a h**** clown will appear by your bed with a knife and will rape you then peel off all your skin alive. The only way to save your life, is to pick the condom that represents your love life. Oh, by the way, do not ignore this because if you do, He will come at the time of 1:00 A.M. (Yes, that is in the morning) and Kill you and peel your skin alive! PICK ONE: CLEAR CONDOM: Just broke up with someone but still have feelings for them. PINK CONDOM: single and just confused and don't know what to do ORANGE CONDOM: Taken and happy with your relationship BLUE CONDOM: Single and just living life BLACK CONDOM: Taken & truly in love with the one your with TEAL CONDOM: Taken and confused about what's going wrong with your relationship YELLOW CONDOM: taken & In Love with someone else TYE-DYE CONDOM: Just taken and confused about stuff RED CONDOM: single, but Like someone who likes you back, but not going out PURPLE CONDOM: Single and like someone, but don't know if they like you BROKEN CONDOM: damn,the b**** is pregnant!! GREEN CONDOM: your a under cover ninja turtle! LAVENDER CONDOM: taken and waiting for that person to change

13 Sep, 2009

guess who [crazy laughter]

im bak : /

17 Apr, 2009

katt williams joke

if you a grown muthafuker and you get killed and you get killed by a tiger and you get killed by a tiger in a zoo and you get killed by a tiger in a zoo in san fransico i think God's will has been done for your life i laughed all day long

09 Apr, 2009

danny is a tm

danny™

04 Apr, 2009

email me the grade and ill post the grades in a new blog

F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!

04 Apr, 2009

the real name

YOUR REAL NAME: danny 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.) danizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal.): black fox 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on/or neighborhood if it's a number): wisdom charleston 5. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink): purple sobe 6. GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): black tequila 7. YOUR HOOD NAME:.(first 3 letters of your first name and add -iqua): daniqua

29 Mar, 2009

i want to thank

i want to thank all my friends thank u i love u all i want to everyone who fuked up my life up. thanka and i want to thank everyone who was thier from the beggining thank you all i love you it was nice to be up here on display (crowd roars, g** cocks and brains fly all over the crowd) jk

29 Mar, 2009

hey i was just wanderin.....

if u love me would u : tell me how u feel if u love me would : u leave me? if u do would: u kiss me? if u do : would u wait 4 me or leave ? if u do would u : **** me? if i got you pregnet would you leave me? if udidn't love me : would we still be friends ? if i die : would u still be alive? if i kill my self : would u care? would u : break my heart ?

26 Mar, 2009

ipod

???? ???? ?(o) [Ipod ? ???? Copy And Paste If You Love Music

21 Mar, 2009

did u kno

Did u know?B4 u go to sleep there is 1 person thinking of u.They want to kiss u they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night. In a month they will ask u out or grab u and kiss u.Post this in the next 200seconds and u will have the best day of ur life this Saturday.You're #1 love will either kiss u, ask u out,call u,text u,or better

19 Mar, 2009

this is crazy

One foggy cold day you and your freind are at your house, no one is home but you, doors are locked. You and your friend are watching T.V. when you here glass break. You run to the door to see the window is broken and the door wide open. You shut the door to see a little girl outside your door standing. Your freind comes to see what happened, you look at your friend in back to the girl, she is gone. When you look back at your friend to see him dead on the floor, you see the little girl standing at your house again, you sprint to the police station with blood on your feet. You report to the police what had happened. A ambulence comes to bring you to the hospital, you sit on the bed as the ambulence heads to the hospital and see the little girl standing... watching... she walks to another house singing quitely, You are my sunshine.. my only sunshine... If you do not post this on your profile, this little girl will come to your house. If you post this on your profile name it Scary Girl.

14 Mar, 2009

dannys life

Plays: 20,322,819 Views: 16,216,413 Fans: 482,218 enjoyed and laughed at: 20,322,819

10 Mar, 2009

ima kool guy. so wat would you do to me

Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Stare at me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you na.ked : Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Ask me out: like me: Drink kool-aid with me: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of you: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Tell me you love me: repost this and watch how many responses you get. and who knos you might be surprised or even disgusted

05 Mar, 2009

emo love i respect and i am emo

???????? Put this on your ???????? page if you are emo ???????? or support emos

26 Feb, 2009

you miss her. come on, you kno you do

When you break her heart - [ the pain never really goez away ] ♥When she mizzez you - [ she'z hurting inside ] ♥When she sayz itz over - [ she STILL wantz you to be herz ] ♥When she repostz thiz bulletin - [ she wantz you to read it ] ♥When she walkz away from you mad - [ Follow her ] ♥When she stare'z at your mouth - [ Kizz her ] ♥When she pushez you or hit'z you - [ Grab her and don’t let go ] ♥When she start'z cursing at you - [ Kizz her and tell her you love her ] ♥When she ignore'z you - [ Give her your attention ] ♥When she pullz away - [ Pull her back ] ♥When you see her at her worst - [ Tell her she'z beautiful ] ♥When you see her start crying - [ Just hold her and don’t say a word ] ♥When you see her walking - [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] ♥When she'z scared - [ Protect her ] ♥When she lay'z her head on your shoulder - [ Tilt her head up and kizz her ] ♥When she steal'z your favorite hoodie - [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night ] ♥When she tease'z you - [ Tease her back and make her laugh] ♥When she doesn’t answer for a long time - [ reassure her that everything iz okay ] ♥When she lookz at you with doubt - [ Back yourself up with the TRUTH ] ♥When she say'z that she like'z you - [ she really doez more than you could understand ] ♥When she grab'z at your handz - [ Hold her'z and play with her fingerz ] ♥When she bump'z into you - [ bump into her back and make her laugh ] ♥When she tellz you a secret - [ keep it safe and untold ] ♥When she lookz at you in your eyez - [ don’t look away until she doez ] ♥Stay on the phone with her even if she’z not saying anything. ♥DON'T let her have the last word. ♥DON'T call her Hot,, Gorgeouz or Beautiful are so much better. ♥Say you love her more than she could ever love you. ♥Argue that she iz the best girl ever. ♥When she'z mad hug her tight and don't let go. ♥Everynight before you go to sleep call her and tell her you love her

23 Feb, 2009

ask me

before you add me to your friends ask me. im not gonna say no so dont worry

20 Feb, 2009

112 - only you

Oh I need to know where we stand Do we share this special thing called love I know I do, what about you I just can't get enough of the time I need you in my life Where do we go What do I do I can't live without your love Thinkin' of you, makes me feel Like I am the only one for you Girl I want to be with you No one else, only you Why can't we just make it happen Baby, I need you in my life Every time I'm with you Never want it to come to an end You always make me so happy You'll always have a place in my heart I need you in my life Where do we go What do I do Cause I can't live without your love Thinkin' of you, makes me feel Like I am the only one for you

15 Feb, 2009

myspace

i have been getting stuff like"i cant find you on myspace" well now the link is up check out my profile and click on my website

14 Feb, 2009

encore

WE CAME HERE TO SET THIS PARTY OFF RIGHT LETS BOUNCE TONIGHT AND IF THEY DONT LETS US IN THROUGH THE FRONT WELL GO THROUGH THE SIDE, CAUSE I DONT EVER WANT LEAVE THE GAME WITHOUT, AT LEAST SAYIN GOODBYE, SO ALL MY PEOPLE ON THE LEFT ALL MY PEOPLE RIGHT SCREAM ONE LAST TIME

14 Feb, 2009

love

One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between the that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." If u post this on a bulletin in 5 minutes someone special will message or call you.!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! put this in your blog within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur love.!!!!!!!!!!