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May 6 2010 9:41PM
galactic empire state of mind. jay-z parody now on youtube
[DARTH VADER/JAY-Z]
Yeah
No longer Anakin
Formerly a Skywalker
Son's next rebel hero
But I'll be Sith forever
I'm the newest Dark lord And since my training years
I can choke from anywhere
Yeah my force is everywhere Used to run with Obi Wan We were both best buds foreva
But after three movies Now I've got a blood vendetta Grew up on Tatooine
No vegetation Catch me rolling through the cosmos in a moon-like station to Leia's home nation Death Star wrecks it Now princess knows, Vader ain't one to mess with
Flying through the trenches
Blasting rebel noobies
What happened to the fat one
Think he died of heart disease All that's left is this guy
Chasing him in my TIE I won't deny That his force is pretty damn high
Damn i just got wiped out
Falcon shot the back of me
Spinning into outerspace
But I'll be back definitely
[PRINCESS LEIA/ALICIA KEYS]
In Star Wars Empire is out to find Leia Death star plans in R2 Shoot the exhaust port Kenobi may now be see-through But the force is within Luke
Let's hear it for new hope, new hope, new hope
[Vader: You're welcome Obi Wan... I made you a ghost!]
[DARTH VADER/JAY-Z]
Catch me rockin boots and a cape like superman
Hell, I made wearing black more famous than that Jay-Z can
You should know I'd find you, hiding out at Echo
Now I got a Blizzard Force eliminate you quick yo
Welcome to the planet Hoth AT-ATs hit the spot Walking tanks are too legit
But they fall down a lot Check the front, check the back, cant find the Falcon yet
We need them all alive, so no disintegrations Boba Fett 8 million asteroids, where'd your little ship go?
Get me to Cloud City, I got Lando on my payroll
Me I gotta double check if carbonite's ok If freezin's safe for Han
Doing Luke the same way
New deal Lando
Ain't no pardon
Kid blew up my boys
Rest in peace Moff Tarkin
Turns out we are family
Embrace your dark fate
Dad and son together, yo No way the emperor's safe, cause...
[PRINCESS LEIA/ALICIA KEYS] In Star Wars
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Mar 16 2010 2:16AM
what the hell
how noone emails me. what the hell im going to ****in lose it
Mar 3 2010 7:52PM
im so sad
no one writes me anymore. i come everyday just to see who missed me. guess everyone has better things to do
Feb 6 2010 12:30AM
the truth
an apple a day causes medical staff and equipment cutbacks try a burger
Oct 19 2009 10:31PM
how sex starts
Sex Math
a smile leads to a laugh
a laugh leads to a high 5
a high 5 leads to a hug
a hug leads to a kiss
a kiss leads 2 makeout
a makeout leads 2 finger
a finger leads to a hand
a hand leads to a lick
a lick leads to a suck
a suck leads 2 a ****.
So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.
u add the bed
subtract the clothes
divide the legs
leave your solution
and pray you dont multiply
post this right after u read it.
something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow.
Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!
Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years.
If you post this in 15 mins, your safe.
Something good will happen tonight at 1:11a.m.
repost as : How sex starts :)
Oct 18 2009 1:03AM
GREEN CONDOM
YOU MUST PLAY!
or a horny clown will appear by your bed
with a knife and will rape you then peel off all your skin alive.
The only way to save your life,
is to pick the condom that
represents your love life.
Oh, by the way,
do not ignore this
because if you do,
He will come at the time of 1:00 A.M.
(Yes, that is in the morning) and Kill you and peel your skin alive!
PICK ONE:
CLEAR CONDOM: Just broke up with someone but still have feelings for them.
PINK CONDOM: single and just confused and don't know what to do
ORANGE CONDOM: Taken and happy with your relationship
BLUE CONDOM: Single and just living life
BLACK CONDOM: Taken & truly in love with the one your with
TEAL CONDOM: Taken and confused about what's going wrong with your relationship
YELLOW CONDOM: taken & In Love with someone else
TYE-DYE CONDOM: Just taken and confused about stuff
RED CONDOM: single, but Like someone who likes you back, but not going out
PURPLE CONDOM: Single and like someone, but don't know if they like you
BROKEN CONDOM: damn,the b**** is pregnant!!
GREEN CONDOM: your a under cover ninja turtle!
LAVENDER CONDOM: taken and waiting for that person to change
Sep 13 2009 1:26AM
guess who [crazy laughter]
im bak : /
Apr 17 2009 5:09PM
katt williams joke
if you a grown muthafuker
and you get killed
and you get killed by a tiger
and you get killed by a tiger in a zoo
and you get killed by a tiger in a zoo in san fransico
i think God's will has been done for your life
i laughed all day long
Apr 9 2009 10:32PM
danny is a tm
danny™
Apr 4 2009 11:47PM
email me the grade and ill post the grades in a new blog
F = damn youre ugly
D = your parents must be heated
C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay?
C = You're okay looking, but u need work...
C+ = You're just average
B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess
B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person.
B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that.
A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome.
A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!!
A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me
A++=SO HOTT will you marry me
A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP
YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!

 

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sport shot
Oct 18 2009 9:29PM

A+
Marisol_Emo
Apr 14 2009 6:23PM

Nmjc.
Yu?
☠~*€m0.ChǐCk*~☠
Apr 13 2009 5:19PM

aaww realy Danny!!?? <33 aww!!! ur thes best bffl!!!!! <33
sport shot
Apr 4 2009 11:55PM

A+++
160jet
Mar 28 2009 9:13AM

One foggy cold day you and your freind are at your house, no one is home but you, doors are locked. You and your friend are watching T.V. when you here glass break. You run to the door to see the window is broken and the door wide open. You shut the door to see a little girl outside your door standing. Your freind comes to see what happened, you look at your friend in back to the girl, she is gone. When you look back at your friend to see him dead on the floor, you see the little girl standing at your house again, you sprint to the police station with blood on your feet. You report to the police what had happened. A ambulence comes to bring you to the hospital, you sit on the bed as the ambulence heads to the hospital and see the little girl standing... watching... she walks to another house singing quitely, You are my sunshine.. my only sunshine... If you do not post this on your profile, this little girl will come to your house. If you post this on your profile name it Scary Girl
☠~*€m0.ChǐCk*~☠
Mar 26 2009 8:04PM

nnoo i aint ur the most awsomest buddy ive ever had!!!
☠~*€m0.ChǐCk*~☠
Mar 26 2009 7:58PM

no im not ur the awsomeest!!
clk619
Mar 26 2009 7:44PM

Wise=Wise
YAY
he's kool in my book, and in my book i mean your book
clk619
Mar 26 2009 7:42PM

TIGHT
☠~*€m0.ChǐCk*~☠
Mar 26 2009 7:32PM

yay!!! i no ur awsome!! im not awsome >B│
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