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Member Since: 04/19/2009
Last Login: 09/07/2009
Profile Views: 2583
Age:
22
Gender:
Female
Location:
were eva the hell that is, Tajikistan
About Me:
WUZZZ UPPP??? yesippedodaday i have an about meippededodaday!!! U GOT A PROBLEM WIT THT??? I THOUGHT NOT!!! (yes,i have iceceam,no u cant have sum!!!) TEE-HEE!!!
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Sep 7 2009 8:25PM
Sceret Life of an American Teenager
SEASON FINALLY 2NITE!!! AHHHHH!!! YESIPPIEDEDODA!!!!!
Aug 29 2009 5:24PM
female comebacks
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together if you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. DAMES REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen..."
Aug 25 2009 10:44PM
YAH-TAHTAHTAHTAH!!
WANT YOUR #

I DNT CARE WHO U R!

NAME:

Cell #:

TEXT MESSAGING(YES OR NO):

PIX MESSAGING(YES OR NO).

FREAKY{YES OR NO}:


I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE DiS

& SEE HOW MANY #'S U GET
Aug 25 2009 10:42PM
LOL! emo cheerleader w/ a hott body:)
What color of shirt are you wearing?

Red = silly
Brown = cute
Green = gorgeous
Blue = sexy
white = Muscular
Aqua = freaky
Yellow = innocent
Purple = a little TOO happy
Black or dont remeber = EMO
Orange = funny
Gray = dumb
Pink = preppy
light pink = sweaty
Multicolored = tree hugging
Other = hott
none = sexy beastly

What kind of pants are you wearing?

short shorts =cheerleader
Skirt or Skort = llama
Corduroy = cagefighter
skinny jeans = pothead
Ripped Jeans = skater
Camo = hillbilly
jean short shorts = whore
jeans = prep
Cargo = clown
Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster
soccer shorts = runner
Shorts = bum
Pajama Pants = slut
Nothing = mother banger

What is your NATURAL hair color?

dark brown =with a broken heart
auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend
red = with a hot butt
black = with a nice smile
blonde = with a hott body
brown = with beautiful eyes
dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much
strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle
light brown = with amazing eyes
Aug 25 2009 10:36PM
GRRR...STAY AWAY FRM HIM!!!
sterling knight is mi hubby...
u BTTR stay away!!!
Aug 25 2009 10:34PM
I Is Bored
sum1 un-bore me
Aug 25 2009 10:30PM
I'm So Fat...
TELL MEH HOW NOT 2 GET FAAAAT!!!
Aug 25 2009 10:28PM
naughty qiuz!!!
1. Your Name:

2. Age:

3. ****/Boob Size:

4. Favorite position (s) ?

5. Do you think i'm hot?

6. Would you have sex with me?

7. lights on or off?

8. Would you have to be drunk?

9. Would you take a shower with me?

10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?

11. Would you leave after or stay the night?

12. Do you like cuddling afterwards?

13. Condom or skin?

14. Do you give Oral pleasures?

15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?

16. Have sex on the first date?

17. Would you kiss me during sex?

18. Do you think I would be good in bed?

19. Would u have a 3-some with me?

20. How many times would you like to cum?

21. Would you use me as a booty call?

22. Do you like fore play?

23. What is fore play to you?

24. Can we take pictures of the act?

25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email?

26. Who would be in control?

27. Would you pull my hair?

28. Would you let me pull yours?

29. Would you whisper in my ear?

30. Would you talk dirty to me?

31. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?

32. Would you say my name?

33. Would u give me head/eat me out?

34. Would you let me give you a hickie?

35. How many rounds would we go?

36. What would you wanna do afterwards?

37. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?

38. Would you lick and bite me all over?

39. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?

40. Would you want me to take my time?

41. How freaky are you, 1 - 10?

42. Would you want fast or slow?

43. Would you be loud or quiet?

44. Would you want me to be loud or quiet?

45. Would you do it today?

46. Would you do it tomorrow?

47. Would u wanna make me moan?

48. What position would u want me to have u in?

49.Would u **** me hard?!
Aug 24 2009 10:42PM
do it or die
i dare u

1 question
1 chance.
1 honest answer.
Thats all you get.
You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX)
Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is.
No catch.
But I dare you to repost this.
And see what people ask you
Aug 24 2009 10:39PM
Lahoffman
im takin a survay....
tell me...
! Is lauren pretty?
! How pretty?
! Could she b a model?

send ur replyzz 2 her,not me!
luv ya,lauren!

 

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~Promise?~
Aug 8 2009 5:12PM

SPONGEBOBS GOT PATRICK
POOHS HAS TIGGER
SCOOBY HAS SHAGGY
BUT I HAVE U
AND I HOPE U HAVE ME
SEND THIS TO ALL UR FRIENDS PLUS ME
ALIS(//_^)
Jul 21 2009 3:58PM

▌│█│║▌║││█║▌│║▌║© 2009
i own u!!!!!!!!!!
~Promise?~
Jul 13 2009 9:14AM

Awwhh!!! TY!!! lol U AWESOMER Than ROCKS CAN ROX!!!
ilyas!!!
~K..
lahoffman
Jun 23 2009 10:21PM

IN 22 MINUITES SOME ONE WILL SAY"IM SORRY BABE"OR"I LOVE YOU"OR"WANNA GO OUT?" SEND THIS TO 9 FREINDS OR YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK!
lahoffman
Jun 21 2009 4:55PM

Heyzz showin sum love bak ILY BABERZZ no homo
lahoffman
Jun 16 2009 8:48PM

THATZZ SO AWESUM EVERY1 ISH TELLIN MEH IMA FUNNI REASENTLY!!!IMA HAPPI I MAK PPL HAPPI!!!^.^
lil toga
Jun 9 2009 7:19PM

what up
NYM
May 25 2009 4:38PM

WHASSSSSSSSSS UPPPPPPPPPPPP
lahoffman
May 21 2009 7:17AM

yeahh meh 2^.^
Flaky
May 16 2009 7:20PM

hi
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