07 Sep, 2009

Sceret Life of an American Teenager

SEASON FINALLY 2NITE!!! AHHHHH!!! YESIPPIEDEDODA!!!!!

29 Aug, 2009

female comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together if you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. DAMES REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen..."

25 Aug, 2009

YAH-TAHTAHTAHTAH!!

WANT YOUR # I DNT CARE WHO U R! NAME: Cell #: TEXT MESSAGING(YES OR NO): PIX MESSAGING(YES OR NO). FREAKY{YES OR NO}: I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE DiS & SEE HOW MANY #'S U GET

25 Aug, 2009

LOL! emo cheerleader w/ a hott body:)

What color of shirt are you wearing? Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beastly What kind of pants are you wearing? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hott body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes

25 Aug, 2009

GRRR...STAY AWAY FRM HIM!!!

sterling knight is mi hubby... u BTTR stay away!!!

25 Aug, 2009

I Is Bored

sum1 un-bore me

25 Aug, 2009

I'm So Fat...

TELL MEH HOW NOT 2 GET FAAAAT!!!

25 Aug, 2009

naughty qiuz!!!

1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. ****/Boob Size: 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have s** with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having s** with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have s** on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during s**? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to c**? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email? 26. Who would be in control? 27. Would you pull my hair? 28. Would you let me pull yours? 29. Would you whisper in my ear? 30. Would you talk dirty to me? 31. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 32. Would you say my name? 33. Would u give me head/eat me out? 34. Would you let me give you a hickie? 35. How many rounds would we go? 36. What would you wanna do afterwards? 37. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 38. Would you lick and bite me all over? 39. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 40. Would you want me to take my time? 41. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 42. Would you want fast or slow? 43. Would you be loud or quiet? 44. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 45. Would you do it today? 46. Would you do it tomorrow? 47. Would u wanna make me moan? 48. What position would u want me to have u in? 49.Would u **** me hard?!

24 Aug, 2009

do it or die

i dare u 1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you

24 Aug, 2009

Lahoffman

im takin a survay.... tell me... ! Is lauren pretty? ! How pretty? ! Could she b a model? send ur replyzz 2 her,not me! luv ya,lauren!

24 Aug, 2009

please andrew...

What a boyfriend would do.... • Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her b***/boobs. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her • Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • TRUST HER WITH HER GUY FRIENDS • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's a** am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : •Call you. •Kiss you. •Love you. •Text you

24 Aug, 2009

Help!

I want to have a flat belly and no thighs by the end of summer. Help me by sending me your solutions to my inbox. PLEASE!!!

24 Aug, 2009

i'm In Love With A girl, Gavin DeGraw

So many people gonna say that they want you, To try to get you thinking they really care, But there's nothing like the warmth of the one who has put in the time and you know he's gonna be there, Back your border when she knows someone crossed it, Don't let nobody put you down, who your with Take the pain of protecting your name, from the crutch to the cane to the highwire I'm in love with a girl who knows me better, Fell for the women just when I met her, Took my sweet time when I was bitter, Someone understands,

24 Aug, 2009

.

And she knows how to treat a fella right, Give me that feeling every night, Wants to make love when I wanna fight, Now someone understand me, I'm in love with a girl(I'm in love with) I'm in love with a girl(I'm in love with) Out the many broken backdoors and windows, Through the valley of the love of the lost, Is a hole that is cut through the souls falling down from the thrones without leaving any windows, But you drown in a piece for the moment, The moment was over in time, Then its gone the hit and run the tactless one has a short life I'm in love with a girl who knows me better, Fell for the women just when I met her, Took my sweet time when I was bitter, Someone understands, And she knows how to treat a fella right, Give me that feeling every night, Wants to make love when I wanna fight, Now someone understand me, I'm in love with a girl(I'm in love with) I'm in love with a girl(I'm in love with) Gonna tell you what you do to think you practice what you preach, Now I know there's nothing we cant preach, 'cause the heart can't erase once it finds a place to be warm and welcome, To be held in shelter I'm in love with a girl who knows me better, Fell for the women just when I met her, Took my sweet time when I was bitter, Someone understands, And she knows how to treat a fella right, Give me that feeling every night, Wants to make love when I wanna fight, Now someone understand me, I'm in love with a girl(I'm in love with) I'm in love with a girl(I'm in love with) Who knows me better Wants to make love when I wanna fight Now someone understand me

24 Aug, 2009

I'm Back!!!!

I havent been on 4 a while, but I'm back, baby!!!! YES!!!

03 Aug, 2009

ImHappy

He is a F U C K E R!!!!!!! I HATE him!!!! He GRABBED my franddzz BOOBS!!!! Dont tlk 2 him or u will die.

03 Aug, 2009

LOL

THERE IS SOMEONE THINKIN OF U THIS VERY MOMENT UR READING THIS VERY MOMENT NOW IF U COPY PASTE THIS IF UR SINGLE U WILL FIND LUV IN THE NEXT 10 DAYS IF UR WITH SOMEONE AND U COPY THIS THIS WILL MEAN U WILL BE TOGETHER FOR THE NEXT 10 MONTHS AT THE LEASE IF U DO NOT COPY THIS UR LUV WILL BREAK UP WIT U FOR ANOTHER GIRL OR GUY. IF U READ THIS COPY IT ON 1 OF UR BLOGS SINCERLY, PHYCIC TJ EMO ELMO AND BOB

03 Aug, 2009

Fruck It

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31 Jul, 2009

Luv It!

Wall wall water fall girl you think you got it all, But you don't I do so boom with the attitude, Peach punch captin crunch I have somethin' you can't touch, Bing bang choo choo train wind me up I'll do my thang, Reeses peices 7 up mess with me I'll mess you up, Elbow elbow, Wrist wrist, Girl you just got dissed!

31 Jul, 2009

The Rest Of It

over town, from upscale hotels to intimate restaurants. Paris has a lot to offer. It's important to note the time when dining. A typical breakfast includes coffee and a bagel or fruit. The serious food in Paris isn't served until lunch, from about noon to two o'clock. Walk out of a museum at three, and you'll be hard pressed to find a full meal. Many restaurants close to prepare for the evening after two or two-thirty. They open again for dinner around five or six. In addition, food in Paris is not restricted to traditional French delights. Cuisine from all over the world can be found in Paris, including Asian, Indian, Middle Eastern, and other international tastes. Fast food chains are rising in popularity due to convenience and there family oriented style. Parisians take their meals seriously, and when dining in Paris it helps to show up in a relaxed frame of mind, and not be in too much of a hurry. Plan your meal times, don't rush, and dining in Paris and France will be a pleasant and tasty experience.

31 Jul, 2009

I SOOOOOOO Want to Go to Paris!

France is blessed with sunny weather, beautiful countryside, a nice selection of beaches, historic cities, ornate churches, picturesque chateaus, and some of the best food and wine in the world. The French take there meals seriously, although don't let that deter you from having a relaxed, impromptu meal. Show up to one of the many restaurants in France with a little enthusiasm and you'll be treated to a culinary tour de force. If culinary delights are you thing then a holiday in France is defiantly the way to go. From bustling markets with the freshest selection of goods, to intimate stores devoted to bread, cheese, and wine, the gastronomic perfection of food in France is spectacular. There are thousands of great restaurants in France. All of them seem to boast about one chef or another, which is good, but for most of us we want to get down to eating. Walk around the city, peruse the menu, and sit down for a meal. Parisians eat lunch at noon, and take their dinner late, around eight o'clock. Restaurants in France can be a pricey affair, but fortunately French law dictates that prices must include service. Rounding off the bill and leaving some change is good practice. Eating in France is an exciting and rich experience. Food in France has many different styles. There are staples, like bread, cheese, and coffee. Bread, especially the baguette, is very common, but there are dozens of different styles and sizes of bread. Each with their own name, own texture, and varied use. As it is with cheese. Hundreds of varieties are produced all over France, including delightful ones by small factories. Then of course there is wine, produced in the seven distinct wine regions of France. Food in France goes so far beyond the basics, where sometimes a simple meal can stretch on for hours, or maybe a dinner that last past midnight. Such is the passion of the French palate. As France is known for culinary delights, Paris is the capital. Choices for food in Paris are all

22 Jul, 2009

LOL

16 things to do in wal-mart 1. Get 24 boxes of open soda and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling g**s in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look". 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, a**ume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!

22 Jul, 2009

I have nothing special about me, but whatever

I have nothing special about me, but whatever. people say that everyone has at least one special thing about them... what's special about me? tell me in my inbox copy this and put it on your page

21 Jul, 2009

I am now a match macker!

So if you need a bf, or a gf, message me!

21 Jul, 2009

TEE HEE!

Jack n jill went up the hill 2 smoke some marijuana jack got high un-zipped his fly, n asked jill do u wanna jill sad yes, pulled up her dress, n then they had some fun but stupid jill 4got the pill, n now they hav a frukin son

21 Jul, 2009

You Are Halloween

You are a dramatic, wild, and even weird person. The dark side of life fascinates you, and you enjoy being a little terrified. You enjoy the hidden sides of life. You are interested in what lurks deep in people's hearts. You are playful and creative. What makes you celebrate: Anything bizarre, unusual, or freaky. At holiday get togethers, you do best as: The entertainer. You really like to get into the mood of the holidays. On a holiday, you're the one most likely to: Insist on a theme party of some sort.

21 Jul, 2009

I am a Preppy Slut with a Hot Body

You opened it ! You will have bad luck for four weeks ! But if you re-post this , You will get kissed by your crush on Friday ! Repost as I am what ever you come out to be. What color of shirt are you wearing? Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beastly What kind of pants are you wearing? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hott body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes

21 Jul, 2009

I'm Not Single Anymore

Rastar1. Yay 4 me. :D

19 Jul, 2009

I Mite Be Single...

Hes crying and I feel really bad.

19 Jul, 2009

Boo Hoo 4 Me

I broke up with my bf...So now im single...

19 Jul, 2009

Brass Monkey

(chorus) Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey Brass Monkey - junkie That funky Monkey Got this dance that's more than real Drink Brass Monkey - here's how you feel Put your left leg down - your right leg up Tilt your head back - let's finish the cup M.C.A. with the bottle - D. rocks the can Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan We're offered Moet - we don't mind Chivas Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us Adrock drinks three - Mike D. is D. Double R. foots the bill most definitely I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well I got a Castle in Brooklyn - that's where I dwell (repeat chorus) Cause I drink it anytime - and anyplace When it's time to get ill - I pour it on my face Monkey tastes Def when you pour it on ice Come on y'all it's time to get nice Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky Me and the crew - we're drinking Brass Monkey This girl walked by - she gave me the eye I reached in the locker - grabbed the Spanish Fly I put it with the Monkey - mixed it in the cup Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?" I offered her a sip - the girl she gave me lip It did begin the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip (repeat chorus) Step up to the bar - put the girl down She takes a big gulp and slaps it around Take a sip - you can do it - you get right to it We had a case in the place and we went right through it You got a dry Martini - thinking you're cool I'll take your place at the bar - I smack you off your stool I'll down a '40 dog" in a single gulp And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin' Def, def - girls, girls - all y'all jockin' The song and dance keeping you in a trance If you don't buy my record I got my advance I drink it - I think it - I see it - I be it I love Brass Monkey but I won't give D. it We got the bottle - you got the cup Come on everybody let's get ffffff (repeat chorus)

19 Jul, 2009

I Was Bored, Ok?

Oh yea Come on You get the limo out front Hottest styles, every shoe, every color Yea when your famous it can be kinda fun It's really you but no one ever discovers In some ways you're just like all your friends But on stage you're a star You get the best of both worlds Chillin' out, take it slow Then you rock out the show You get the best of both worlds Mix it all together and you know that It's the best of both worlds The best of both worlds You go the movie premiers (Is that Orlando Bloom?) Hear your songs on the radio Livin' two lives is a little weird But school's cool cuz nobody knows Yea you get to be a small town girl But big time when you play your guitar You get the best of both worlds Chillin' out take it slow Then you rock out the show You get the best of both worlds Mix it all together and you know that It's the best of both You know the best of both worlds Pictures and autographs You get your face in all the magazines The best part's that You get to be who ever you wanna be Yea best of both You get the best of both Come on, best of both Who would of thought that a girl like me Would double as a superstar? You get the best of both worlds Chillin' out, take it slow Then you rock out the show You get the best of both worlds Mix it all together and you know that It's the best You get the best of both worlds Without the shades and the hair You can go anywhere You get the best of both girls Mix it all together Oh yea It's so much better cuz you know You've got the best of both worlds

19 Jul, 2009

I Took a Quizzzzz!

You Are a Fun Girl! You are all about having fun - and you don't need to drink to have a good time Sure, you've thrown back more than a few every so often But getting totally stupid and wasted is not your style You're the life of the party, by keeping everyone laughing and smiling

19 Jul, 2009

I...Am...SOOOOO....Fukin...Bored...

S.O.S I'M BORED TALK TO ME!!!!

18 Jul, 2009

Post This!!!!

Post this if you are a blonde and you get teased about it: A guy walks up to this blonde chick. He tells her "Blondes are f***ers." Than gives her the finger. She gives him the double finger and punches his lights out. She then says, "Who's a f***er now?"

18 Jul, 2009

Your Birthday's Wisdom is Rebirth

You believe the beauty of life is that anyone can be reborn at anytime. The world is full of fresh starts, and you take one whenever it comes your way. You are constantly evolving and changing. And to you, that's a beautiful thing. You aren't the person you used to be... you're so much better now!

18 Jul, 2009

DO IT!!!

people say that everyone has at least one special thing about them... what's special about me? tell me in my inbox copy this and put it on your page

18 Jul, 2009

Yuperzz

?????? Put this on your page ??????? If you like to laugh alot!xD ???????

18 Jul, 2009

I Took a Quizzzzz!

You Are the Library You are very intellectual and well read. You tend to be absorbed in your own interests. You can seem a bit standoffish. To be honest, you're not that interested in other people. You are comforted by the things you own. You tend to be a pack rat. It's likely that you have many old possessions that you treasure. You rarely throw anything away.

18 Jul, 2009

LOLZZZZZZZ!!!

waterweirdo's Profile Edit Profile | Inbox (0 new messages) | My Blocks (0) | Sign Out Member Since: 04/19/2009 Last Login: 07/18/2009 Profile Views: 636 Age: 12 Gender: Female Location: R.S.M, United States About Me: I'm a girl, and everybody thinks I'm gourgous. (I guess I kinda am. I have blonde hair, hazle eyes, tan skin, and I'm tall.) I love to swim. Swimming is my life! And I have the most AMAZING buffel in the world. Allie/babycarrotz. I love ya too, Allz! E-mail: Website: waterweirdo's Blog Manage Blog (71) | Post New Blog Jul 18 2009 2:20PM Okeydokey Hi Im Mathew Forks And I Got Murdered By My Dad. Repost This In 5 Mins Or At 5:00 am I Will Drown You In The River My Dad Drownded Me in. If You Repost This, You Will Get The Love Of Your Life And Kiss Him/Her On The Nearest Thursday Edit | Remove Jul 18 2009 12:26PM The Clique I am reading the Qlique right now, cuz my mom FINALLY let me read it. Its GOOD. You people should try it. Edit | Remove Jul 17 2009 5:35PM YAY ♥_♥____♥_♥ Put this ♥___♥_♥__ ♥ heart _♥___♥___♥_ on your __♥ _____♥__ page if ___♥___ ♥___ you love ____♥_♥____ someone _____♥_____ very much Edit | Remove Jul 17 2009 5:27PM Grrrrrrrrrrrr My mom thinks that if you don't want to surf or skatebord, then you are a girly girl. So message me. Tell me if I am. Edit | Remove Jul 17 2009 4:51PM I Love Ya! A real I love you comes from the heart....is writtin out all the way (I love you) one of those silly (ily)'s don't mean a thing just a way of trying to get what out want so someone feels better. If you agree with me repost this as "I love you" and something good will happen to you tonight at midnight. if you don't it's your loss, no one will ever love you!! Edit | Remove Jul 16 2009 12:16PM Spongebob! I am watchin a MARATOIN!!!! Edit | Remove

18 Jul, 2009

Okeydokey

Hi Im Mathew Forks And I Got Murdered By My Dad. Repost This In 5 Mins Or At 5:00 am I Will Drown You In The River My Dad Drownded Me in. If You Repost This, You Will Get The Love Of Your Life And Kiss Him/Her On The Nearest Thursday

18 Jul, 2009

The Clique

I am reading the Qlique right now, cuz my mom FINALLY let me read it. Its GOOD. You people should try it.

17 Jul, 2009

YAY

♥_♥____♥_♥ Put this ♥___♥_♥__ ♥ heart _♥___♥___♥_ on your __♥ _____♥__ page if ___♥___ ♥___ you love ____♥_♥____ someone _____♥_____ very much

17 Jul, 2009

Grrrrrrrrrrrr

My mom thinks that if you don't want to surf or skatebord, then you are a girly girl. So message me. Tell me if I am.

17 Jul, 2009

I Love Ya!

A real I love you comes from the heart....is writtin out all the way (I love you) one of those silly (ily)'s don't mean a thing just a way of trying to get what out want so someone feels better. If you agree with me repost this as "I love you" and something good will happen to you tonight at midnight. if you don't it's your loss, no one will ever love you!!

16 Jul, 2009

Spongebob!

I am watchin a MARATOIN!!!!

16 Jul, 2009

Quiz!!!

Check the statements below that are true about you or that you agree with. You have cheated on a test. You have lied to get out of school. You have plagiarized part or all of a paper. You have received detention. You have been suspended from school. You have a tattoo. You have at least three tattoos. You have a homemade tattoo. You plan on getting more tattoos in the future. You have given someone a tattoo. You have something pierced. You have something on your face pierced besides your ears. You have a tongue ring. You have at least four piercings. You have pierced something for someone. You have been called a pervert. You have called yourself a pervert. You've told a dirty joke. You've looked for a celebrity's naked pictures online. You've had to clear out your browser history because of what was in there. You have cursed in front of someone else. You have used the f-word. You have used the c-word. You have cursed in front of your mother. You have taught a young child how to curse. You have played truth or dare. You have played "doctor". You have played spin the bottle. You have played strip poker. You have played naked Twister. You have had an alcoholic drink. You have been drunk. You have gotten someone else drunk. You have thrown up from drinking. You have blacked out from drinking. You have flashed someone. You have mooned someone. You have gone skinny dipping. You have streaked. You have been to a nude beach. You have slapped someone. You have punched someone. You have kicked someone. You've beaten someone up enough to make them bleed. You've beaten someone up enough to send them to the hospital. You have lied about yourself online. You have lied about your gender online. You have picked someone up online. You have met someone online for a booty call. You have harassed someone online. You have taken Mugs. You have had a "bad trip". You have tried marijuan

13 Jul, 2009

Ask Meh!!!!

1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you

13 Jul, 2009

*Crys*

MY MOTHER FLIPPED MY DADDY OFF!!!!!!

12 Jul, 2009

How Far Would You Go To Kiss Me

How far would you go to kiss me???? Tell me in my inbox, then copy and paste this!!!!!

12 Jul, 2009

ANSWER IN MY INBOXXXXXXX

1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. last name: 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have s** with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having s** with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have s** on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during s**? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to c**? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email? 26. Who would be in control? 27. Would you pull my hair? 28. Would you let me pull yours? 29. Would you whisper in my ear? 30. Would you talk dirty to me? 31. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 32. Would you say my name? 33. Would u give me head/eat me out? 34. Would you let me give you a hickie? 35. How many rounds would we go? 36. What would you wanna do afterwards? 37. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 38. Would you lick and bite me all over? 39. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 40. Would you want me to take my time? 41. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 42. Would you want fast or slow? 43. Would you be loud or quiet? 44. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 45. Would you do it today? 46. Would you do it tomorrow? 47. Would u wanna make me moan? 48. What position would u want me to have u in? 49.Would u **** me hard?!

12 Jul, 2009

AWWWWWW

A poem about Child Abuse My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I werent ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now Im starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "Im sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and dont pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be AOne heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do pIs pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

12 Jul, 2009

LOLZZZZZZZ!!!

So there is a blonde, and she thinks that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out to buy a g**. She buys one, and goes over to his house. Sure enough, a red head was in his arms. She was so over come with greif, that she points the g** to her head. "no honey dont do it!!!!!!!" "shut up ur next!"

12 Jul, 2009

YAY

Did u know?B4 u go to sleep there is 1 person thinking of u.They want to kiss u they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night. In a month they will ask u out or grab u and kiss u.Post this in the next 200seconds and u will have the best day of ur life this Saturday.You're #1 love will either kiss u, ask u out,call u,text u,or better

12 Jul, 2009

FRO YO!!!

I WANT SOME FRO YO!!!! (frozen yougert)

12 Jul, 2009

I Write Story...

If you want to read what I have, message me, and become my friend,OK???????

12 Jul, 2009

"My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!"

IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years

11 Jul, 2009

Do you love someone to do this?

Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back, you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soul mate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. Repost with t**le: Do you love someone to do this?

11 Jul, 2009

I'm Not Pretty Enough...

Girl: Um hi i need to tell you somthing Boy: what? Girl: I like you Boy No way your so dam ugly Girl: But....I thought that...... Boy: I'll never like you girl runs off crying Later... girls phone rings "Hi honey its mom ill be home soon love You bye" Girl grabs knife goes in the bathroom and cries. Mom: honey im Home! then the mom hears a scream and finds the girl bleeding to death in the bathroom and she tells her i love you and dies then her mom looked up and was horrified by seeing blood on the wall saying ASK HIM AM I PRETTY ENOUGH NOW

10 Jul, 2009

LOLZ

I SUCK BETTER THAN YOU!!!!!!!!

05 Jul, 2009

LOLZ

♥I♥A M♥ S O♥ F U C K I N♥ A M A Z I N G ♥I T S♥ N O T♥ E V E N♥ F U N N Y ! ! ! ! R E P O S T ♥ T H I S ♥ I F ♥ Y O U ♥ A R E ♥ TOO!

05 Jul, 2009

Sad

MONTH 1:MOMMY IM ONLY 4 INCHES LONG MONTH 2:MOMMY I LOVE YOUR VOICE ITS A SWEET LULLABY MONTH 3:MOMMY I JUST FOUND OUT IM A BOY!AREN'T YOU GLAD MONTH 4: MOMMY I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SUCK MY THUMB!I GET A LOT OF EXCERCISE!I CAN TUEN MY HEAD AND STRETCH MONTH 5:MOMMY WHY ARE YOU CRYING?IT MAKES ME CRY TOO!SEE I CRY EVEN THOUGHT YOU CAN'T SEE ME MONTH 6:MOMMY THAT DOCTOR LIED TO YOU;I AM REAL!i DON'T LIKE THAT DOCTOR AT ALL! MONTH 7: I HEAR THAT DOCTOR AGAIN!WHAT'S ABORTION?OW!MOMMY I FEEL A NEEDLE;IT'S BURNING,MOMMY!HELP ME! I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT! MOMMY IT'S OKAY NOW IM IN THE HANDS OF GOD NOW.HE EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT ABORTION IS. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?HOW COULD YOU KILL ME?DIDN'T YOU WANT ME MOMMY? IF YOU THINK ABORTION IS WRONG COPY N PASTE THIS!!: ;[[

05 Jul, 2009

How To Kiss At School

How to kiss at skool. Well first look down. BECAUSE U OPENED THIS U WILL GET KISSED ON FRIDAY BY A PERSON WHO THINKS. UR CUTE. UR PRETTY. or by someone that u like. AND TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!BREAK IT AND U WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS.FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!"REPOST SAYING "HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL

04 Jul, 2009

Fxck You

Type in Fxck You at youtube!

04 Jul, 2009

July 4!!!!

Yay! Fireworks!!! BOOM BOOM CRRRRRRRRACK!!!!

29 Jun, 2009

Good Girls Go Bad

I make them good girls go bad I make them good girls go Good girls go bad I know your type (Your type) You're daddy's little girl Just take a bite (One bite) Let me shake up your world 'Cause just one night couldn't be so wrong I'm gonna make you lose control She was so shy Till I drove her wild I make them good girls go bad I make them good girls go bad You were hanging in the corner With your five best friends You heard that I was trouble But you couldn't resist I make them good girls go bad I make them good girls go Good girls go bad I know your type (Your type) Boy, you're dangerous Yeah, you're that guy (That guy) I'd be stupid to trust But just one night couldn't be so wrong You make me wanna lose control She was so shy Till I drove her wild I make them good girls go bad I make them good girls go bad I was hanging in the corner With my five best friends I heard that you were trouble But I couldn't resist I make them good girls go bad I make them good girls go Good girls go bad Good girls go bad Good girls go bad Oh, she got away with the boys in the place Treat 'em like they don't stand a chance And he got away with the girls in the back Acting like they're too hot to dance Yeah, she got away with the boys in the place Treat 'em like they don't stand a chance And he got away with the girls in the back Acting like they're too hot to dance I make them good girls go bad (They don't stand a chance) I make them good girls go The good girls go bad, yeah Good girls go bad I was hanging in the corner With my five best friends I thought that you were trouble But I couldn't resist I make them good girls go bad I make them good girls go bad I make them good girls go Good girls go bad Good girls go bad Good girls go

28 Jun, 2009

BOB IS MY FRIEND!!!!

?/ /?This? Is BOB Copy And Paste Him So He / \ Can Take Over Mostfungames!!!

27 Jun, 2009

WOOT WOOT

????????????????© 2009 Young C Production

27 Jun, 2009

Awwwww

RIP micheal jackson we will miss you

24 Jun, 2009

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I saw my swim coach shirtless!!! I.Am.Gonna.Faint.

24 Jun, 2009

Yuperzz

98% of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. if u r one of the 2% that does, then copy and paste this in ur profile

24 Jun, 2009

AWESOMENESS

I KNOW HOW TO CUT/COPY/PASTE NOW! WHOOHOO :-)

22 Jun, 2009

NinjaGirl13(thats me!)

I'm a freaking hot ninja. Lol :D

22 Jun, 2009

Garrett Keller

He is SO hot!

22 Jun, 2009

Motto

My motto is: Life is short;eat dessert first.

22 Jun, 2009

Lolz

Bild a bear, where best friends are made. *picture me making the retared sign*

22 Jun, 2009

WTF

How do you make the heart thingy?

22 Jun, 2009

Twitter!

I got a Twitter! It's NinjaGirl13. So look me up!

22 Jun, 2009

LoveGame

Lol, my buffel dared me to sing LoveGame at the top of my lungs, and I did! Then this couple walked by, and looked at me funny! It was pretty awesome.

22 Jun, 2009

Holy Sh*t

HOLY SH*T I GOTZ OVER 400 VIEWS! OMG!

22 Jun, 2009

Chatroom!!!

I'm goin to the chatroom if anybody wants meh!!!

22 Jun, 2009

Lol

Lol, I'm gonna make a Twitter and "I'm sick" "With what?" "Sickness"

22 Jun, 2009

Paper Gangsta

Midnight rush with a pen in my hand Inkin Lincoln, sand-script with a fan Remembering me before it began Sometimes I feel so Def in the Jam Cuz the ones who loved me told me to stop Like homegirl can't catch sh*t if it drops A super woman chick, ya know that I am Some sh*t don't fly by me in a man Cuz I do not accept any less That someone just as real as fabulus Don't want no PAPER GANGSTA Won't sign away my life to Someone whos got the flavor But don't have no follow thorugh Won't sign no monkey papers I don't do funny busness Not interisted in fakers Don't want no PAPER GANGSTA Uh oh Don't want no PAPER GANGSTA Uh oh Got something reall shiny to start Want me to sign there on your Range Rover heart? I've heard it before Yea the dinners were nice Till your diamond words melted into some ice You should have been rapping to the beet of my song, Mr.California, PAPER GANGSTA and I'm looking for love, not an empty page, full of stuff that means nothin but "you've been played" Cuz I do not accecpt any less Then someone just as real as fabulus

22 Jun, 2009

Comon, People!

Lets get to 300 views!!! Comon, I HAVE to beat Alli...

21 Jun, 2009

If You Could Travle Anywere In the World...

If you could go ANYWERE in the world were would you go? I would go to Greece. So tell me in my inbox. And post this on your blog, posted If You Could Travle Anywere In the World...

21 Jun, 2009

SOOOOOOOOO Bored

I'm really bored...But on the brite side,ITS DADDYS DAY!!!! YAY FOR THE DADDYS OF THE WORLD!!!!

21 Jun, 2009

Post This!!!!

"I'm hungry" "For what?" "Food" Post this if you are hungry ALL THE TIME!!!!!

21 Jun, 2009

If You Were Alone...

IF YOU WERE ALONE WITH ME FOR 24 HOURS, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? (AND I AGREED TO ALL OF WHAT YOU WANT TO DO) SO TELL ME IN MY INBOX.

20 Jun, 2009

I'm Lookin For A Guy

I'm a fun, loving girl, with lots of friends. I smile a lot (so if you are emo, then I dont think I'm the right girl for you.;)) I can be goofy, and I LOVE FOOD. And don't take this the worng way. I'm not fat or any thing.(cough 93lbs cough) I just like my food. I'm really strong swimmer. I swim for El Toro, Set Swim. Most people are on varsity there! I also got invited to JOs in Astralia.(I don't know how to spell. And JOs are Juniur Olymipics.) I'm looking for a guy whos strong in math, between 12 and 13, is sweet, can surf, has blonde, brown, or red messy/curly hair. Oh, and you have to have brown, green, or blue eyes. Two other things you need to know abot me. I (1)Don't belive in God. And two, I'm a strict vevamatarian.(I might tell you the story later.) I DO belive that theres a greater power out there. Just not God. So thats all you need to know about me. Buhbye! (Oh! I totally forgot! I cuss a lot. Just so ya know.:))

20 Jun, 2009

Yay

I just went to a friends b-day par-tay. It was AWESOME. We played football, and got crazy with some music. AND WE HAD CAKE! CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!! My mom said that I can nevr have cake again...I don't know why... WOO! SPAZEM! HICCUP!

20 Jun, 2009

I Love Someone

I love someone, and I bet you can't guess who he is! His name is _________ and he is ___ ft tall. He has _____ eyes. He likes ______ music. His favorite food is _________. Copy and post this, (but with the person of your opp***ite s**) and he/she will kiss you, call you,text you,message you,e-mail you,or better.;)

18 Jun, 2009

Kiss Someone You Love

:*Copy and past this for that speacial one you love...AND I DID!!!!!!!!!!

18 Jun, 2009

BORED BORED

MESSAGE ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT THAT HYPER!!!!!! CUPCAKES! WOO! SPAZEM!:D

18 Jun, 2009

WOOT WOOT

I GOT OUT OF SCHOOL TODAY! Everyone was telling me I looked sooooooooo pretty.:D Rate my pic, and you tell me what you think!

18 Jun, 2009

LOL

Lol, I just watched Fired Up! Funny movie... You guyz should watch it too!!!!:D

16 Jun, 2009

Grrrrrrrrrrrr

Somebody right the boom boom pow song!:)Because I don't know all the words,:( and if I did, I'd be to lazy to!:)

16 Jun, 2009

HAYYYYY

HAYYYYYYYYY I LOVE SOME ONE, I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHO HE IS!!! AND NO, ALLI, ITS NOT AARON ANY MORE!

16 Jun, 2009

YAY

:)WOOT WOOT!!!!! I'M SO HYPER!!!!:) SO MESSAGE ME PLEASE!!!:)

16 Jun, 2009

WOOT WOOT

I GOTTA CHANGE MY AVATER BECAUSE MY BUFFEL IS AMAZING!!!!!LUV YA, ALLIE!!!<3

06 Jun, 2009

YESSSSSSSS

I got 92% on a quiz I didn't study for!!!!!!!!!!! OML!!!!!!

06 Jun, 2009

Fxk You, Mmylarsa!!

This is for you,azzhole!!! _( )_( ~ ~)_( )_

05 Jun, 2009

CONTATCS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got contatcs!!!! They are AWESOME!!!!! I CAN SEE AGAIN!!!!

15 May, 2009

I Know To Make The Bunny!!!

(\_/) ( oo) ( (`)(`) Post this on your profile if you are, or support bunnies.

11 May, 2009

What"s Up?

I am so bored. I also wanted to remind you people that I won't be on the net for some time. Freakish mother.

02 May, 2009

Baby Bunny!!!!

Omg, my mom found a baby bunny! Next Friday we will let it go .

30 Apr, 2009

I GOT GREECE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From my t**le, you can guess that I am very excited. I am also excited because my crush likes me!!!!!! I'M SO BEEPING HAPPY!!!!!!!!!

29 Apr, 2009

Wassup, Players?

What's happin, people? I just got a CRAZY hard project from my freakish S.S teacher. We have to write about Greece, Rome, or Egypt. (I want Greece!!!!!) Then, we have to list a bunch of crappy stuff that NO ONE wants to do. Not even kiss-- (sorry. was just gonna cuss there. send me your comments if you don't care if I do.) b*** Kennaddy. Sorry, gotta go! I need to eat my dinner. Late!

21 Apr, 2009

Hey People

Hey I'm Reed. You probaly don't care at all. (Just like evreybody else in my house.) My mom tells me how to dress!!! And I'm at the top of the freaking food chain, people!!! She seirosly stalks me. (She works at my school.) All right, enough about my life. I don't know what to write, so bye!!!

30 Nov, -0001

lol

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30 Nov, -0001

WHAT NOW, MMYLARSA???

.. . . . . .. ./´¯/) . . . . . . ../ . .// . . . . . ../. . /./.. . ./´¯`/'. .'/¯`. ./',/. ./. . /. ./¨/¯\ ('.(. .´. . ´. .¯´/'. .) .\. . . . .\ . . . . . . / . .\. .\. . . . . ._.·´ . . .\. . . . . . . ( . . . .\. . . . . . .\",2009-06-27 18:09:48.500 92633,102044,ABC,A - AVAILABLE: yepp B - BIRTHDAY: june. 18 C - CRUSHING ON: sumone D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: orang crush E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: hmm F - FAVORITE SONG: idk G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Gummy bears H - HOMETOWN: .... I - IN LOVE WITH: no body J - JUGGLE: nope K - KILLED SOMEONE: nah L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: 1 day M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: vanilla N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 1 O - ONE WISH: to find sumone