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Member Since: 02/05/2009
Last Login: 03/12/2018
Profile Views: 6015
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Gender:
Male
Location:
in ur pants in, Canada
About Me:
nice and pissed cause i got hacked
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Jun 9 2011 6:36PM
Funny as hell
im so glad mcdonalds dont sell hotdogs.i dont think i can order a McWeiner with a straight face!Dont even get me started on getting it supersized
Dec 28 2010 9:21PM
naughty quiz
1. Your Name:

2. Age:

3. ****/Boob Size:

4. Favorite position (s) ?

5. Do you think i'm hot?

6. Would you have sex with me?

7. lights on or off?

8. Would you have to be drunk?

9. Would you take a shower with me?

10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?

11. Would you leave after or stay the night?

12. Do you like cuddling afterwards?

13. Condom or skin?

14. Do you give Oral pleasures?

15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?

16. Have sex on the first date?

17. Would you kiss me during sex?

18. Do you think I would be good in bed?

19. Would u have a 3-some with me?

20. How many times would you like to cum?

21. Would you use me as a booty call?

22. Do you like fore play?

23. What is fore play to you?

24. Can we take pictures of the act?

25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email?

26. Who would be in control?

27. Would you pull my hair?

28. Would you let me pull yours?

29. Would you whisper in my ear?

30. Would you talk dirty to me?

31. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?

32. Would you say my name?

33. Would u give me head/eat me out?

34. Would you let me give you a hickie?

35. How many rounds would we go?

36. What would you wanna do afterwards?

37. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?

38. Would you lick and bite me all over?

39. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?

40. Would you want me to take my time?

41. How freaky are you, 1 - 10?

42. Would you want fast or slow?

43. Would you be loud or quiet?

44. Would you want me to be loud or quiet?

45. Would you do it today?

46. Would you do it tomorrow?

47. Would u wanna make me moan?

48. What position would u want me to have u in?

49.Would u **** me hard?!

50.Would u make me horny??

51.Would u go out with me???

52.Would u give me a BJ??
Dec 11 2010 3:33PM
special
One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." If u post this on a bulletin in 5 minutes someone special will message or call you.!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! put this in your blog within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur love.!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 8 2010 10:36AM
HAHAHA
hiiiiiiiiiiiiii93% OF TEENNAGERS WOULD CRY IF THEY SAW THE JONAS BROTHERS STANDING ON THE EDGE OF A TOWER READY TO JUMP , 6% WOULD YELL "JUMP!" AND 1% WOULD PUSH THEM OFF COPY AND PASTE THIS IF U ARE THAT 1% .
Nov 4 2010 6:16AM
how far would u go??
yes" or "no" and answer me back.
Kiss me:
Hug me:
Date me:
Get tipsy with me:
Kill me:
Love me:
Hate me:
Hold me:
Lie to me:
Hurt me:
Sing with me:
Dance with me:
Grind with me:
Touch me:
Stare at me:
Cuddle with me:
Let me make a move on you:
Have sex with me:
Make a move on me:
Play with me:
Watch a movie with me:
Get me a B-day gift:
Let me borrow your car:
Let me see you naked:
Be there for me:
Buy me a drink:
Take a shower with me:
Bring me around your friends:
Give me a massage:
Take me to the club:
Ask me out:
like me:
Drink kool-aid with me:
Look if i was naked:
Take advantage of me:
Let me take advantage of you:
Hangout with me:
Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good:
Hold hands with me:
Do something incredibly sweet for me:
Give me a lap dance:
Tell me you love me:
would u let me **** u:
would u take nude pics and send them to my e-mail:
Jul 5 2010 10:02AM
GRAB ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IF I LET U GRAB ONLY 1 PART OF MY BODY

WAT WOULD U GRAB AND Y???

REPOST DIS 2 SEE HOW MANY PPL WANT 2 GRAB U

IF U DON'T REPOST IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS
SUMTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN 2 U!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 2 2009 6:54AM
I NEED A GIRLFRIEND
Okay, because you opened this, this weekyou will have the BEST LUCK

1) your gonna get a girlfriend/ boyfriend
2) your gonna have the best 3 weeks starting tonight!
3) your gonna get 2 NEW FRIENDS
4) your gonna fall in love

**If u dont repost this, you will have bad luck forever !BUT, you have to repost this bulletin with any of these names:

1) I GOT MY LIP PIERCED [[PICS]]
2) I LOVE HIM , SO WHAT ?
3) I LIKE SOMEONE<3
4) GOLD DIGGER
5) I NEED A TRUE BOYFRIEND
6) OMG WE KISSED ! Heres the pic
7) I NEED A GIRLFRIEND
I THINK I MIGHT BE GAY
9) I NEED A BOYFRIEND
10) MY SUICIDE LETTER
11) I DYED MY HAIR BLONDE[[PICS]]
12) IM GOING BACK TO JAMAICA MONDAY
13) I DYED MY HAIR PINK AND PURPLE HERE ARE PICS
14) WE GOT CAUGHT
15) I DYED MY HAIR BROWN HERE ARE THE PICTURES
Aug 26 2009 8:46AM
heyy
any of u girls when ur sad u can talk to me.
May 16 2009 10:36AM
ANSWER ME
Post this and just see how many massages saying they want to have sex with you, 1=NO 2=MAYBE 3=HELL YEAH! 4=GET THE CONDOMS 5=WHEN, WHERE, WHAT POSITIONS 6=MY PANTS ARE ALREADY OFF 7=IM IN BED WAITING *WINK WINK* 8=**** CONDOMS, COME HERE AND DO IT!...Trust me, the answers amaze you. It's good to know!! Reply to this
Mar 16 2009 1:09PM
NAUGHTY QUIZZ!!
All girls take this quiz


1. Your Name:

2. Age:

3. ****/Boob Size:

4. Favorite position (s) ?

5. Do you think i'm hot?

6. Would you have sex with me?

7. lights on or off?

8. Would you have to be drunk?

9. Would you take a shower with me?

10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?

11. Would you leave after or stay the night?

12. Do you like cuddling afterwards?

13. Condom or skin?

14. Do you give Oral pleasures?

15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?

16. Have sex on the first date?

17. Would you kiss me during sex?

18. Do you think I would be good in bed?

19. Would u have a 3-some with me?

20. How many times would you like to cum?

21. Would you use me as a booty call?

22. Do you like fore play?

23. What is fore play to you?

24. Can we take pictures of the act?

25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email?

26. Who would be in control?

27. Would you pull my hair?

28. Would you let me pull yours?

29. Would you whisper in my ear?

30. Would you talk dirty to me?

31. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?

32. Would you say my name?

33. Would u give me head/eat me out?

34. Would you let me give you a hickie?

35. How many rounds would we go?

36. What would you wanna do afterwards?

37. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?

38. Would you lick and bite me all over?

39. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?

40. Would you want me to take my time?

41. How freaky are you, 1 - 10?

42. Would you want fast or slow?

43. Would you be loud or quiet?

44. Would you want me to be loud or quiet?

45. Would you do it today?

46. Would you do it tomorrow?

47. Would u wanna make me moan?

48. What position would u want me to have u in?

49.Would u **** me hard?!

 

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tbtaylor
Dec 21 2010 7:54PM

With Love u know who it is...
R.E.S.P.E.C.T 4 dis love
♥hotbaby♥
Dec 13 2010 7:36PM

heyy babe.
i love your page!
showing some luv to it.
fabulousX
Feb 20 2010 4:00AM

hey sexy x
ubernss16
Dec 2 2009 9:40PM

i love u babe
bballgirl99
Oct 6 2009 10:44AM

hey whats up
jonasfan81496
Sep 1 2009 10:32AM

Heyy just showin sum love to ur page :p
klt95
Aug 26 2009 6:34PM

he is a bad boy
LovlieLadie
Mar 6 2009 7:00PM

sorry i had to eat
LovlieLadie
Mar 3 2009 6:08PM

*blushes*
hey thanks for the test back...
hope to talk to you soon......
ubernss16
Feb 27 2009 6:48PM

hey
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