05 Nov, 2009
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
There once was a vampire named Mabel. whose mens†ruål cycle was stable one weekend in four she'd sit down on the floor and drink hurself under the table(;
16 Aug, 2009
Grr.
Rate me? F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!
07 Aug, 2009
.post n' re-post.
93% of gurlz would cry if they saw miley cyrus on top of sears ready 2 jump. =] copy nd past this if ur 1 of the 7% that would say...........JUMP b**** JUMP!!!!
03 Aug, 2009
outcast.
gah. i am sucha outcast. i feel so stupid. and also really depressed. bolgging is gay. yer mom is gay. my mom IS gay. ohhhh. -fuck the economy!-
31 Jul, 2009
imm ugly<3
yeah b****es...im ugly...i get it a lot okay i dont need a reminder every fuccin 5 minutes! leave me the hell alone xP
31 Jul, 2009
fuck everything
life is a b**** kinda like my druggie father or his rapist son my half brother i just found out my parents got divorced when i was one and my sister thinks im a s*** on facebook my aunt told me to cover up my body because i was showing too much skin the picture was of my head and shoulders only f*** life f*** everything
30 Jul, 2009
i need to find a guy...
who calls me beautiful instead of hot. who calls me back when i hang up on him. who will stay awake just to watch me sleep.. a guy who...... kisses me on the cheek.. who is constantly reminding me of how much he cares about me and how lucky he is to have me. -- wish me luck
30 Jul, 2009
fuck my life
i just got into a fight with my sisters boyfriend...hes like 23...almost ten years older than me...how pathetic...he called me a s*** and a b**** and told me to go make some new friends...i was about to tell him to f*** off when he said "btw this isnt brian"...it was my sister...FML (still my sister is 20 and "what a b****!")
29 Jul, 2009
headlines!
okay this is whats been going on... #1: i got my hair cut and it looks REALLY GOOD!...i will download a pic. asap #2: i got asked of by a f**...thats right micha...fag! #3: i stole a guys hat and i really hope his mom doesnt beat him for it :( i wont see him tell next week #4: me and nick broke up (probably shoulda said that before the whole micha=fag thing) #5: i <3 jasperr!
22 May, 2009
lame
On the news it said, The world was going to end. And that?s when it hit me, You were more than just a friend. I close my eyes, And see your beautiful face. Wishing that right now, I could feel your embrace. If the world is ending, There?s something I gotta do. And that?s hold you close, And whisper, ?I love you.? We go together, Like hand and glove fits, And I want you in my arms, When that asteroid hits. -- by: staple in my b*** XD
22 May, 2009
....
IF I TOUCH A BURNINGCANDLE, I CAN FEEL NO PAIN. IF YOU CUT ME WITH A KNIFE IT’S ALL THE SAME. AND I FEEL MY HEART IS ACHING, THOUGH IT DOESN’T BEAT, IT’S BREAKING. AND THE PAIN HERE THAT I FEEL, TRY AND TELL ME IT’S NOT REAL. AND I KNOW THAT I AM DEAD, YET IT SEEMS THAT I STILL HAVE SOME TEARS TO SHED.
21 May, 2009
IF YOU WERE A DOOR?...
i would be a bathroom door, because then i could only let one person in at a time and i could flush down all the s*** in my life
21 May, 2009
a peom by this one guy
POEM Some Opposites by Richard Wilbur What is the opposite of riot? It’s lots of people keeping quiet. The opposite of doughnut? Wait A minute while I meditate. This isn’t easy. Ah, I’ve found it! A cookie with a hole around it. What is the opposite of two? A lonely me, a lonely you. The opposite of a cloud could be A white reflection on the sea, Or a huge blueness in the air, Caused by a cloud's not being there. The opposite of opposite? That’s much too difficult. I quit.
16 Dec, 2008
Sam vs. Brian
okay so i went on my sisters BF brians phone and read ALL his texts HE CHEATED ON HER AND MAY HAVE GOTTEN A GIRL PREGNANT!!! and he beats my sister... IMMA KICK HIS ASS!!!!
16 Dec, 2008
Quotes<3
As far as I'm concerned, "whom" is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler. ~Calvin Trillin The time of a movie should be only as long as a person's bladder can hold ~Alfred Hitchcock "So, this is how liberty dies...with thunderous applause." ~Padme Amidala~ (Revenge of the Sith) " He who neather looks at the clock nor stays a sleep shall become the more prosperous of the three." By Caleb Caucutt please do not coment on it or ask who it is about if you know ... "The sweetest things in this world today have come to us through tears and pain." ~ J.R. Miller "The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up." ~ Paul Valery
