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08 Jul, 2012
Couch -earl sweatshirt OFWGKTA!!!
[Verse 1: Earl] Uh, was always smartmouthed and quick-witted But somethin' was always missin' like six digits Lucky seven probably poppa Little nigga so they picked on him, hassled him Things changed when I hassled back, so David hit the pavement with this grapple rap Snapple fact: you rather wack While I am poppin' like a snappin' crack So high you could see like Tallahass, the opposite of cataracts Matter fact I am Farmer John milkin' cattle tracks Action packed nipple squeezin', boy colder than sniffle season Simple genius, go hard and spit bits of s**** So when the street is split, don't act surprised, agree with it The Gang of Wolves that creeps in crypts As deep as Dawson's Creek and s*** I pray they got gills either that or grab some floaties I know I got skills, why you think I'm posted boastin' Braggin' tell these f**gots to stop naggin' Cause them Wolf Gang niggas threw them off the bandwagon like [Verse 2: Tyler] Uh, was always f***ed up as s*** with it But I didn't cross the line until the bridge hit it, troll I got you niggas nervous like virgins flirtin' with Uncle Mervin Fuckin' y'all with no lubricant, go grab the detergent I preach to demons at your church, now I'm the newest sermon Wearin' nothin' but they f***in' blast with the matchin' turban I drive through white suburbans in the black Suburban swervin' Hittin' curbs and blastin' Erick Sermon drunk off English Bourbon I'm stealin' purses rapin' nurses I'm a crooked surgeon And treat the beat like sanitized nazi pussies, I'm a German I'm squirtin' while I'm masturbatin' and regurgitatin' From eatin' Miley Cyrus salad p**** platter they were servin' My only purpose is to j*** it cause it has a curve So b****es hate to do me like it's convict community service This my Zombie Circus, you better get a f***in' ticket Odd Future Wolf Gang like they're filmin' Twilight in this b****
08 Jul, 2012
Couch -earl sweatshirt OFWGKTA!!! part 2
[Verse 3: Earl] I'm back on my sixty six sick s*** Flowin' like the blood out the competition's slit wrists She lick it up, Dracula, then spit it back, back at ya She mad as f***, stuck in the back of a black Acura Fed her acid now the duct tape quacks back at her Hello Heather yellow feathers now you ain't laughin', huh [Verse 4: Tyler] Bitch you're barely breathin' leavin' on the back of the boat While I fill you up with s**** from the Wolf Gang team and Flowin' like the creampie inside of your daughter Oughta eat the b**** with salt and wash it down with a gallon of water I grab the saw and sawed of her arm and auctioned it And dip her teeth in gold molds and flossed the s*** Fuckin' awesome spittin' box of trees, got you niggas Shakin' like it's Parkinsons from the c***oris of Kelly Clarkson's d*** Ironin' you niggas now it's time to starch the s*** Drown your b**** in a tub of c** and throw a shark in it Find a random abandoned garage and go to park in it Find Earl laying on the burg**dy carpet, pull my knife out, sharpen it Stab him, put a arch on it, pour unleaded gas on him Get the Zippo and spark the s*** Hop back in the van and then depart the b**** Killed him on his own track, the f**got shouldn't have started it
09 Oct, 2011
Beavis and Butthead is back
fuck yeah;D
08 Oct, 2011
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Im low down with a buzz like a high dworf
12 Mar, 2011
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fffffffffuuuccccckkkkk yooooouuuuuuuuu
06 Feb, 2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_162475&v=KH75PmAabIE&feature=iv
packers! GrEEn &YELLOW wooot!! we won!!
06 Feb, 2011
1
go packers!!!!!!!!! green bay all day h**s! xD
06 Feb, 2011
-.-
..ugh
05 Feb, 2011
10 months mofo♥
10 months! crazy (: crazy in love with her :D hahaha i love you shelb ;D yesh shelb not shelbi! o:
02 Jan, 2011
aww
9 months shelbi i love you so f***in much!<3
16 Dec, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FPnJ05iSmE&feature=feedu
xD
15 Dec, 2010
yeah sooo im down now ..
its the worst news u could ever get..my..my gf likes justin bieber.. i think i might die ... o.o
07 Nov, 2010
yooooo info for dez hoes (:
Name; Jason 3 .Gender: male 4 .Age? 15 5 .Screen Name?wtf 6 .Birthday: august 17 7 .Race? White.hispanic a little 9 .Job:bag boy lol 10 .Status? taken 16 .Smoker? na 17 .Drinker? na 18 .Virgin? yeah APPERANCE 22 .Hair Color? blackish brown 23 .Is it Dyed? nope 24 .Eye color? hazel 26 .Style? skater 28 .Freckles? nope 31 .Piercings?na 32 .Want More? na 33 .Tatoos? not yet 34 .Want More? not yet b****! xD LOVE LIFE 83 Are You Single? nope 84 If not, who is your bf/gf? shelbi 85 How Long Have You Been Together? 7 months<3 86 If You're Single, Do you Like It? im not singleee 87 Do You Have a Crush On Anyone Right Now? yes 88 First Kiss: when i was 7 89 Ever Kiss in the Rain? yep 90 In a Movie Theater? yep 91 Underwater? nope 92 First Love: idk 93 Have you ever Cheated on Anyone? nope 94 Been Cheated on? yep 95 Used Someone? naw 96 Been used? yeas 97 Lied to your bf/gf? nope 98 Ever Made out With Just a Friend? nope 99 Ever Had Max With Just a Friend? lol nice but no 101 Do you Flirt a Lot? naw 102 Longest Relationship? a year 103 Shortest?a day lol 104 Have you Ever Gotten a Poem? Yeah 105 Ever Get Flowers? hell no lol 106 Sweetest Thing You've Ever Gotten? kiss lol 107 Do you Like Valentine's Day or Sweetest Day?depends 108 Do you Believe in Love at First Sight? sure 110 Do you Fall in Love Fast?naw 111 Are you a Player? nope 112Would you ever Hook Up With Someone of the Same s**? hell to the no 113 Have You ever Kissed 2 People in One Day? yep 114 Kissed 2 People At One Time?lmfao no 115 Had Max with 2 in the same day ?wow xD ima virgin so u know the answer
13 Oct, 2010
raTHISHFERSHEZBLIKINZZZZZZ
new blog entry......ermmm I LOVE YOU shelbi (:!!!!!!!!!!!!
08 Sep, 2010
http://www.fmylife.com/
Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML
01 Jul, 2010
situations- Escape the fate
Situations are irrelevant now. She loves the way that I tease, I love the way that she breathes I touched her ooh, she touched my ahhh, it was the craziest thing. I love the girls who hate to love because they're just like me. A certain girl she took my hand and ran it up her thigh. She licked her lips and pulled my hair, I fall in love for a night She can't behave and I'm just a slave, don't worry I'll be gone when the morning comes. Darling what is going on? Honestly that never happened Lying is your favorite passion. Leave me, go where you belong Higher heels and lipstick napkins dying is your latest fashion. The frustration it's a regular thing I hate the ones who love to hate because they're just like me. A certain girl she took her hand and put it in my lap *It's way too... she said once you have me you'll always come back. She can't behave and I'm just a slave, don't worry I'll be gone when the morning comes. Darling what is going on? Honestly that never happened Lying is your favorite passion. Leave me, go where you belong Higher heels and lipstick napkins dying is your latest fashion. I know you love to resist and all it takes is a kiss and you just love to hate me. You know you love all the lies so don't act surprised that I just love to hate you. I kissed your lips you pulled my hair it was the craziest thing. I love the girls who love to hate. [Breathing] (Whoa) Darling what is going on? Honestly that never happened Lying is your favorite passion. Leave me, go where you belong Higher heels and lipstick napkins, dying is your latest fashion Darling (leave me) what is going on? Honestly that never happened Lying is your favorite passion Leave me (darling) go where you belong Higher heels and lipstick napkins, dying is your favorite passion
01 Jul, 2010
lol awesome
(????•?) (????•?) /?\ ♥/?\
27 Jun, 2010
boredness
O_O
25 Jun, 2010
Animal Lover
I'm an animal lover My dog knows Every single night I f*** her a**hole While the cat just stares (what the f*** you looking at) And video tapes it underneath the chair And my bird is f***ed Cause hes locked in the cage and he peaks at my nuts Snakes got weird p****s it's like putting your d*** in a bigger d*** that's juicy I gave a roofie to a monkey she gots bananas in the cuzzi Have you ever f***ed a falcon after you c** they fly to a mountain I'll be good to you I'm an animal lover an animal lover I'll be good to you I'm an animal lover and I never use rubbers I'll be good to you I'm an animal lover an animal lover I'll be good to you I'm an animal lover and I never use rubbers I'll be good I can't hang at the zoo Cause they caught me banging a kangaroo I got an ostrich with awkward t**s That s***s my cock in the office b**** (come here) Hey yo who that dude over there Butt nude with his tube in a polar bear That's me dirt nasty Sheep in the mirror d*** in the b***cheeks Gorillas in the mist no When I come to the congo grap your d****s The great outdoors Mother nature what a f***ing w**** I'll be good to you I'm an animal lover an animal lover I'll be good to you I'm an animal lover and I never use rubbers I'll be good to you I'm an animal lover an animal lover I'll be good to you I'm an animal lover and I never use rubbers I'll be good The best part about f***ing a horse Is after he rides you to the forest Penguin p**** cold as f*** And I hold the bill while I bone the duck Meet me at kincos by the copy machine With my d*** in a pink flamingo Candle light dinner with a goose Whisper in her ear "is your b***hole loose" She said "quack quack quack quack quack" I smacked her I'm an oakland cracker I fell in love with a fatass cow Now were getting married down south I'll be good to you I'm an animal lover an animal lover I'll be good to you I'm an animal lover and I never use rubbers I'll be good to y
25 Jun, 2010
Dirt nasty- Animal lover
I'll be good to you I'm an animal lover an animal lover I'll be good to you I'm an animal lover and I never use rubbers I'll be good to you I'm an animal lover an animal lover I'll be good to you I'm an animal lover and I never use rubbers I'll be good This song is dedicated to you scruffy I love you
25 Jun, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8WfPsrnspU&feature=related
south park P:
25 Jun, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QQXZrA1-Vg&NR=1
xD
25 Jun, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzdHkE4gsRU&feature=related
lmao billy mays on soth park R.I.P tho
24 Jun, 2010
blahhhh
cant sleep
23 Jun, 2010
Juggalos
I Pledge Allegiance To The Hatchet Of The Underground Juggalo Society And To The Ninjas For Witch It Stands, One Family Under Clowns, Full Of Freaks, With Faygo® And Neden For allll
14 Jun, 2010
This Love- maroon 5
I was so high I did not recognize The fire burning in her eyes The chaos that controlled my mind Whispered goodbye as she got on a plane Never to return again But always in my heart Oh! This love has taken its toll on me She said goodbye too many times before And her heart is breaking in front of me And I have no choice, cause I won't say goodbye anymore ooo! ooo! ooo! I tried my best to feed her appetite Keep her coming every night So hard to keep her satisfied Oh! Kept playing love like it was just a game Pretending to feel the same Then turn around and leave again Bada boo! This love has taken its toll on me She said goodbye too many times before And her heart is breaking in front of me And i have no choice, cause I won't say goodbye anymore Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! I'll fix these broken things Repair your broken wings And make sure everything's alright (it's alright, it's alright) My pressure on your hips Sinking my fingertips Into every inch of you Cause I know that's what you want me to do This love has taken its toll on me She said goodbye too many times before ohohohoh! Her heart is breaking in front of me And I have no choice, cause I won't say goodbye anymore This love has taken its toll on me She said goodbye too many times before And My heart is breaking in front of me And she said goodbye too many times before ohohohoh! This love has taken its toll on me She said goodbye too many times before (yeah) Her heart is breaking in front of me (yeah) But I have no choice, cause I won't say goodbye anymore (fade out)
14 Jun, 2010
B.o.B ft Bruno mars- nothing on you
Beautiful girls all over the world I could be chasing but my time would be wasted They got nothing on you baby Nothing on you baby They might say hi and I might say hey But you shouldn't worry about what they say Cos they got nothing on you baby Nothing on you baby Not not not nothing on you babe Not not nothing on you I know you feel where I'm coming from Regardless of the things in my past that I've done Most of really was for the hell of the fun On the carousel so around I spun (spun) With no directions just tryna get some (some) Tryna chase skirts, living in the summer sun (sun) This is how I lost more than I had ever won And honestly I ended up with none There's no much nonsense It's on my conscience I'm thinking baby I should get it out And I don't wanna sou nd redundant But I was wondering if there was something that you wanna know (That you wanna know) But never mind that we should let it go (we should let it go) Cos we don't wanna be a t.v episode (t.v episode) And all the bad thoughts just let them go (go, go, go) Beautiful girls all over the world I could be chasing but my time would be wasted They got nothing on you baby Nothing on you baby They might say hi and I might say hey But you shouldn't worry about what they say Cos they got nothing on you baby Nothing on you baby Not not not nothing on you babe Not not nothing on you Hands down there will never be another one I been around and I never seen another one Look at your style they ain't really got nothing on And you out and you ain't got nothing on Baby you the whole package plus you pay your taxes And you keep it real while them other stay plastic You're my wonder women call me mr. fantastic Stop... now think about it I've been to london, I've been to paris Even went out there to tokyo Back home down in georgia to new orleans But you always still to show (still to show) And just like that girl
14 Jun, 2010
B.o.B ft Bruno mars- nothing on you
you got me fro (got me fro) Like a nintendo 64 (64) If you never knew well now you know (know, know, know) Beautiful girls all over the world I could be chasing but my time would be wasted They got nothing on you baby Nothing on you baby They might say hi and I might say hey But you shouldn't worry about what they say Cos they got nothing on you baby Nothing on you baby Not not not nothing on you babe Not not nothing on you Everywhere I go I'm always hearing your name (name, name) And no matter where I'm at girl you make me wanna sing (sing) Weather a bus or a plane or a car or a train No other girls in my brain and you the one to blame Beautiful girls all over the world I could be chasing but my time would be wasted They got nothing on you baby Nothing on you baby They might say hi and I might say hey But you shouldn't worry about what they say Cos they got nothing on you baby Nothing on you baby Not not not nothing on you babe Not not nothing on you Yeah and that's just how we do it And I'ma let this ride B O B and bruno mars
12 Jun, 2010
eat it(micheal jackson beat it parody)
How come you're always such a fussy young man Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan So eat it, just eat it Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate So eat it Don't you tell me you're full Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Get yourself an egg and beat it Have some more chicken, have some more pie It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh Your table manners are some cryin' shame You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame So eat it, just eat it You better listen, better do what you're told You haven't even touched your tuna casserole You better chow down or it's gonna get cold So eat it I don't care if you're full Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Open up your mouth and feed it Have some more yogurt, have some more spam It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Don't you make me repeat it Have a banana, have a whole bunch It doesn't matter what you had for lunch Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it If it's gettin' cold, reheat it Have a big dinner, have a light snack If you don't like it, you can't send it back Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord) Have some more chicken, have some more pie It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Don't you make me repeat it (oh no) Have a banana, have a whole bunch It doesn't matter what you had for lunch Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
11 Jun, 2010
Of All The Gin Joints In All The World by fall out boy
[oh, oh, oh, oh, oh] x6 You only hold me up like this 'Cause you don't know who I really am Sometimes I just want to know what it's like to be you We're making out inside crashed cars We're sleeping through all our memories I used to waste my time dreaming of being alive (now I only waste it dreaming of you) Turn off the lights and turn off the shyness 'Cause all of our moves make up for the silence And oh, the way your makeup stains my pillowcase Like I'll never be the same You only hold me up like this 'Cause you don't know who I really am I used to waste my time on Waste my time on Waste my time dreaming of being alive (now I only waste it dreaming of you) Turn off the lights and turn off the shyness 'Cause all of our moves make up for the silence And oh, the way your makeup stains my pillowcase Like I'll never be the same [oh, oh, oh, oh, oh] x3 I've got headaches and bad luck but they couldn't touch you, no I've got headaches and bad luck but they couldn't touch you, no I'm not trying You only hold me up like this Turn off the lights and turn off the shyness 'Cause all of our moves make up for the silence And oh, the way your makeup stains Like I'll never be the same (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh) x6
30 May, 2010
In My Room
2:45 and the bell went off, Thank God, Many people think im odd But I talk with no one, And I walk alone,and I avoid sunlight with a chalky tone I get home and dont say hi, It aint no one there, I dont care I walk in and go right up the stairs To my room Get in bed and just wait for dark cause thats when the real show starts (tap tap) 'tap tap' on the glass go the piece of a**' So young and pretty its too bad she past But she comes to my room and we talk at night,she's demonic and bloody,but she holds me tight In my bedroom,with her im never alone,and I kiss her cold lips until morning comes Then she gone, I can still hear her voice loom. But she only exists in the dark of my room [chorus: x2] Love... (I cant ignore you) In my room (do anything for you) Love... (I do adore you) In My Room... You and I I try to smile alot,but im always frontin,but I do love a ghost and atleast thats something. She dont talk much, When she do it get cold, Usually we just lay there and we hold each other, we're lovers we dont need others, One of my mother's cats jumped up on the covers And it scared my baby guess she dont like pets so I twisted its f***in head off at the neck Look baby, It's bloody, it's gone, it's doomed, please come back to the room I do anything for thy, dont ignore me this is more than a sick love story W/o you id bring a shotg** to school and I will if you want me to for any reason I hate that u leave when the lights come on and if I had it my way the f***in sun would be gone! [chorus x2] Sometimes I kiss her and I start shakin,she slips me the tongue and it taste like bacon. Uh oh somethings wrong baby's upset She told me she was spotted by the neigbors kid She cant come back now cause they know our secret Unless I can make them keep it. If I do she may come to life now in their yard with a shotg** and knife Cut the screen Went in and found the kid Blew a bowl of spaghetti in the side of his head,the daddy wa
30 May, 2010
In My Room
the daddy was next runnin down the hall,I shredded his throat and he was Quick to fall,tossed the mossberg and gripped the knife,started stabin the s*** out of his wife, Went home a bloody mess with a job well done. Wash up and wait for my baby to come [chorus x2] I waited two or three days, four days, waited for the tap tap like always. I waited and hated this I created a bloody mess. I waited two or three months, four months, waited for the tap tap just for once. I waited and hated this I created a bloody mess. I waited two or three days, four days, waited for the tap tap like always. I waited and hated this I created a bloody mess. I waited two or three months, four months, waited for the tap tap just for once. I waited and hated this I created a bloody mess
30 May, 2010
jugglao
we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we must/each an every1 of us/ we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we must/each an every1 of us/ we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we must/each an every1 of us/ we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we must/each an every1 of us/ we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we must/each an every1 of us/ we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we must/each an every1 of us/ we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we muuuust/each an every1 of us/ we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we must/each an every1 of us/ we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we must/each an every1 of us/ we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we must/each an every1 of us/ we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we must/each an every1 of us/ we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we must/each an every1 of us/ we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we must/each an every1 of us/ we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we must/each an every1 of us/ we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we must/each an every1 of us/ we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we must/each an every1 of us/ we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we must/each an every1 of us/ we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we must/each an every1 of us/*fades off*
22 May, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE4zF36dPxE
the song lol
21 May, 2010
WTF collective xD
[MC Confusing] Other rappers are comprehensible - not me! First on the mic - MC Confusing! I took a p*** on my nutsack and called it Jack Black It's a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach Braff taking a nap I attack m***********ers wearing purple backpacks And I snack on towel racks and take a s*** on your track Yeah your whack, cause everybody understands what you say But when I get on the mic, I make milk outta clay And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste And I say karate pencil case and put it on tape [MC Insecure] Yo I'm MC Insecure - what's up? I really don't think that I'm good enough To be rhyming on this track cause my lyrics s*** All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck It took me seven months to write the first part of my verse And now I got nothing left so I'll pretend that I got hurt Ow! Aw, I think I sprained my ankle You guys go ahead and finish the song without me [MC Amnesia] Yo MC Amnesia up in this b**** Woke up five days ago lying in a ditch Didn't know who I was I couldn't remember s*** Apparently something happened that was traumatic I used to have more rhymes but I can't remember them Seriously I'm freaking out I can't remember anything! Whats my m***********ing name? (Seriously does anyone know what my name is?) [MC Public Urination] Yo I'm MC Public Urination - what - what! I take a f***ing p*** on a f***ing sidewalk Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my cock And empty my bladder while you m***********ers watch! You other MCs can't handle this s***! You’re just a little b**** afraid to pee in public You run into a toilet every time you have to p*** Yo f*** that s*** - I just whip out my d***! [MC Fatigue] Yo MC Fatigue - yeah that's me Every time I grab the mic I f***ing fall asleep
21 May, 2010
the rest of WTF collective xD
[Chorus-Chorus Guy] I'm the guy who sings the chorus (It breaks up the song) My part is kinda boring (I wish that I could go home) But they're paying me to sing the chorus (And I really need the cash) Cause I'm unemployed at the moment (Just moved back in with my dad) [Verse 2: MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is] Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is Walked up to my girl and I gave her a kiss She said “Let's go to your place, I'll s*** your d***.” I said “Hell yeah b****, that's so ironic!” [MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily] Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini You know he’s known for the Sopranos but he’s also in movies Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity Which I didn’t really like cause I don’t like Charlie Sheen Well I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda funny But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson Which is kinda weird, knowing what he did after that Wait, what was I saying? I think I got side-tracked. [MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3] Yo I'm MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3 I really like those movies but the 4th disappointed me Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci Why did they have to make a 4th? They had a perfect trilogy! [MC Lethal Weapon 4] MC Lethal Weapon 4 that's me I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3 Although I agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy The 4th was also good they added Chris Rock and Jet Li! [MC Shit My Pants Frequently] Yo I'm MC Shit My Pants Frequently It usually happens when I'm walking down the street Or when I'm hanging out with some fly-ass h**s There we go! Thank god I brought a change of clothes! [MC Final Verse] Yo I'm the MC with the final verse I'm supposed to sum up everything you heard But mutherfuckers I don't really have the time So f*** that and come back to the Chorus Guy [
10 May, 2010
lolz own meself bishes xD
Chest- shelbi Head - Nose - Lipz - shelbi Hair - Eyez - shelbi Heart - shelbi Smile -shebli Stomach- Legs- Whole Body- jason lol
27 Apr, 2010
LIKE A BOSS!
Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review. No problem. So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say? Absolutely, I'm the boss. Ok, so take us through a day in the life of, "The Boss". Well the first thing I do is-- Talk to corporate (like a boss) Approve memos (like a boss) Lead a workshop (like a boss) Remember birthdays (like a boss) Direct work-flow (like a boss) My own bathroom (like a boss) Micro-manage (like a boss) Promote synergy (like a boss) Hit on Deborah (like a boss) Get rejected (like a boss) Swallow sadness (like a boss) Send some faxes (like a boss) Call a s** line (like a boss) Cry deeply (like a boss) Demand a refund (like a boss) Eat a bagel (like a boss) Harassment Lawsuit (like a boss) No Promotion (like a boss) 5th of vodka (like a boss) Shit on Deborah's desk (like a boss) Buy a g** (like a boss) In my mouth (like a boss) Oh f*** man, I can't f***ing do it, s***! Pussy out (like a boss) Puke on Deborah's desk (like a boss) Jump out the window (like a boss) Suck a dude's d*** (like a boss) Score some coke (like a boss) Crash my car (like a boss) Suck my own d*** (like a boss) Eat some chicken strips (like a boss) Chop my balls off (like a boss) Black out in the sewer (like a boss) Meet a giant fish (like a boss) Fuck his brains out (like a boss) Turn into a jet (like a boss) Bomb the Russians (like a boss) Crash into the Sun (like a boss) Now I'm dead (like a boss) Uh huh. So that's an... average day for you then. No doubt. You chop your balls off and die. Hell yeah. And I think at one point there you said something about s***ing your own d***? Nope. Actually, I'm pretty sure you did. Nah, that ain't me. OK, well this has been eye-opening for me. I'm the boss. Ya, I know, I got that. You said it about 400 times. I'm the boss. Ya, ya, I got it. I'm the boss. No, I heard you, see you later! (l
26 Apr, 2010
loading my hard on
HARD ON.... ??????????????????] 99% Complete
21 Apr, 2010
blue waffle!digustin
http://www.bluewaffle.net/
11 Apr, 2010
ohmigawsh :0
omg i luhv this boy soo fxckingg much<3 an hes mine ;D yay lol hehe wow i dunno what to say but uhm he ish ahmazing, an the coolest person EVA so add him an shxt lol an yeah uhh bishes back off. mmkay? mmkay(: haha well yeah uhm buh bye luhvz yah(:
09 Apr, 2010
No it isnt- plus 44
Please understand, This isn't just goodbye, This is I can't stand you, This is where the road, crashed into the ocean It rises all around me, And now we're barely breathing, A thousand faces we'll choose to ignore Curse my enemies forever Let's slit our wrists and burn down something beautiful, This desperation leaves me overjoyed With fading lights that lead us past the lives that we destroy I listen to you cry, A cry for less attention, But both my hands are tied, And I'm pushed into the deep end, I listen to you talk but talk is cheap, And my mouth is filled with blood From trying not to speak, So search for an excuse, And someone to believe you, In foreign dressing rooms, I'm empty with the need to... Curse my enemies forever, Let's slit our wrists and burn down something beautiful This desperation leaves me overjoyed With fading lights that lead us past the lives that we destroy, Curse my enemies forever, Let's slit our wrists and burn down something beautiful This desperation is leaving me overjoyed With fading lights that lead us past the lives that we destroy, Please understand.... Lay rotting where I fall, I'm dead from bad intentions, Suffocated and embalmed, And now all our dreams are cashed in, You swore you wouldn't lose then lost your brain, You make a sound that feels like pain, So please understand, This isn't just goodbye, This is I can't stand you....
06 Apr, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VvKnHzhn8I&feature=related
lol
03 Apr, 2010
<3
u changed my life to hehe :{P
02 Apr, 2010
lmao
im just a s**y boy! (s**xxy booooyyy) im not yo boy toy (booooy tooooyy)
02 Apr, 2010
my freestyle lmao!
yo lemmie drop sumin rite quick im jason.i can tie my shoe laces i gets mad pussie even ur mom took me haha yo yo yo lmao
30 Mar, 2010
yup
????????*no heart beat* ? ? ?---^v^------ ?~repost this~ ? ?~if you would do this if u wanna be dead~
30 Mar, 2010
im a tree hugging pothead with a broken heart
What color of shirt are you wearing? Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beast What kind of pants are you wearing? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hott body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes
25 Feb, 2010
XD
we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we must/each an every1 of us/ we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we must/each an every1 of us/ we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we must/each an every1 of us/ we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we must/each an every1 of us/ we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we must/each an every1 of us/ we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we must/each an every1 of us/ we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we muuuust/each an every1 of us/ we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we must/each an every1 of us/ we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we must/each an every1 of us/ we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we must/each an every1 of us/ we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we must/each an every1 of us/ we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we must/each an every1 of us/ we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we must/each an every1 of us/ we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we must/each an every1 of us/ we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we must/each an every1 of us/ we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we must/each an every1 of us/ we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we must/each an every1 of us/ we will never die alone /juggalos will carry on/ swing our hatchets if we must/each an every1 of us/*fades off*
25 Feb, 2010
yupperz...
????? ??? ?? ???copy and paste ??????????? ? ???if you have been ????????? ? ?????? suspended more than 6 times ?????????? ???????
24 Feb, 2010
-yawns-
bored
20 Feb, 2010
......
I never thought I'd think about it but I feel like dying
12 Feb, 2010
i'm yours
"I'm Yours" Well you've done done me and you bet I felt it I tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted I fell right through the cracks and now I'm trying to get back Before the cool done run out I'll be giving it my bestest Nothing's going to stop me but divine intervention I reckon its again my turn to win some or learn some I won't hesitate no more, no more It cannot wait, I'm yours Well open up your mind and see like me Open up your plans and damn you're free Look into your heart and you'll find love love love Listen to the music of the moment people dance and sing, were just one big family It's our God-forsaken right to be loved love loved love love So I won't hesitate no more, no more It cannot wait I'm sure There's no need to complicate Our time is short This is our fate, I'm yours Do you want to, come on, scootch over closer dear And I will nibble your ear I've been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirror And bending over backwards just to try to see it clearer But my breath fogged up the glass And so I drew a new face and I laughed I guess what I'll be saying is there ain't no better reason To rid yourself of vanity and just go with the seasons It's what we aim to do Our name is our virtue I won't hesitate no more, no more It cannot wait I'm sure There's no need to complicate Our time is short This is our fate, I'm yours Well open up your mind and see like me Open up your plans and damn you're free Look into your heart and you'll find love, love, love so please don't please don't please don't. There's no need to complicate 'cause our time is short This oh this oh this is our fate I'm yours Oh I'm yours, you best belive, you best belive i'm yours,ohhhh......
26 Jan, 2010
In my room
“I love you...are you gonna let me in? Hello? Hello?” (Violent J) 2:45 and the bell went off, thank God Many people think I’m odd But I talk with no one and I walk alone And I avoid sunlight with a chalky tone I get home and I don’t say hi, it ain’t no one there I don’t care, I walk in and go right up the stairs To my room, get in bed, and just wait for dark Beause that’s when the real show starts Tap! Tap! on the glass go the piece of a** So young and pretty, it’s too bad she passed But she comes to my room and we talk at night She’s demonic and bloody but she holds me tight In my bedroom, with her, I’m never alone And I kiss her cold lips until the morning comes Then she’s gone, I can still hear her voice loom But she only exists in the dark of my room (Chorus 2x) Love I can’t ignore you In my room Do anything for you, Baby Love I do adore you In my room You and I (tap tap go the piece of a**) (Violent J) I try to smile a lot but I’m always frontin’ But I do love a ghost and at least that’s somethin’ She don’t talk much and when she do, it gets cold Usually we just lay there and hold each other We’re lovers, we don’t need others One of my mother’s cats jumped up on the covers And it scared my baby, guess she don’t like pets So I twisted it’s f***in’ head off at the neck Look baby, it’s bloody, it’s gone, it’s doomed Please! Come back to the room I’ll do anything for thee, don’t ignore me This is more than a sick love story Without you, I’d bring a shotg** to school And I will if you want me to, for any reason I hate that you leave when the lights come on And if I had it my way, the f***in’ sun would be gone (Chorus 2x) Love I can’t ignore you In my room Do anything for you, Baby Love I do adore you In my room You and I (tap tap go the piece of a**) (Violent J) Sometimes I kiss her, I start shakin’ She slips me the tongue and it tastes like bacon
19 Jan, 2010
all rite!!
1. YOUR REAL NAME:Jason 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.) : Jasizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal.): black monkey 4. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink): red goose 5. YOUR HOOD NAME: (first 3 of your name and add -qua):Jasqua
19 Jan, 2010
guess wut!
"My dik My dik cost a late night fee Your dik got the HIV My dik plays on the double feature screen Your dik went straight to DVD My dik - bigger than a bridge Your dik look like a little kid's My dik - large like the Chargers, the whole team Your shiits look like you fourteen My dik - locked in a cage, right Your dik suffer from stage fright My dik - so hot, it's stolen Your dik look like Gary Coleman My dik - pink and big Your dik stinks like shiit My dik got a Caesar do, Your dik needs a tweezer, dude My dik is like super size Your dik look like two fries My dik - more mass than the Earth Your dik - half staff, it needs work My dik - been there done that Your dik sits there with dunce cap My dik - V.I.P. Your shiits needs I.D. It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S. we got diks like Jesus It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S. we got diks like Jesus My dik need no introduction Your dik don't even function My dik served a whole lunch -in Your dik - it look like a munchkin My dik - size of a pumpkin Your dik look like Macaulay Culkin My dik - good good lovin' Your dik - good for nothin' My dik bench pressed 350 Your dik couldn't shoplift at Thrifty My dik - pretty damn skippy Your dik - hungry as a hippie My dik don't fit down the chimney Your dik is like a kid from the Philippines My dik is like an M16 Your dik - broken vending machine My dik parts the seas Your dik farts and queefs My dik - rumble in the jungle Your dik got touched by your uncle My dik goes to yoga Your dik - fruit roll -up My dik - grade -A beef Your dik - Mayday geek My dik - sick and dangerous Your dik - quick and painless My dik - 'nuff said. Your dik loves Fred It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the busin
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