19 Apr, 2011

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA770wpLX-Q&feature=related

watch dat

13 Apr, 2011

....

Say this slowly. Jesus. I. love. you. and. I. need. you. Repost this within 5 minutes and t**le it: "SEE IF YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS ON THE LIST" A miracle will happen tonight. P.S.Please Do not ignore ...God works in mysterious ways .

01 Mar, 2011

did u know

did u know before u go 2 sleep there is q person thinking of u.They want 2 kiss u they r always thinking about u b4 they go 2 sleep at night in a month they will ask u out or grab u and kiss u. Post this in the next 200 seconds and u will have the day of ur life this Saturday. Ur 31 love will either kiss u ask u out text u call u or better

20 Feb, 2011

"I GOT ARRESTED"

IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years

18 Feb, 2011

girlz only

You + Me + A room alone?? 1.movie 2.s** 3.fight 4.talk 5.party 6.cuddle 7.make out

09 Feb, 2011

do you love jesus

/_/ \/\ \_\** / /_/** \ If U Got Love 4 JESUS \_\/\**\ CHRIST Copy This & ~..\_\*/Put it on ur profile

07 Feb, 2011

put in the inbox

GRAB ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF I LET U GRAB ONLY 1 PART OF MY BODY WAT WOULD U GRAB AND Y??? REPOST DIS 2 SEE HOW MANY PPL WANT 2 GRAB U IF U DON'T REPOST IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS SUMTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN 2 U!!!!!!!!!!!

07 Feb, 2011

LOL

This is this cat - This is is cat - This is how cat - This is to cat - This is keep cat - This is a cat - This is r**** cat - This is busy cat - This is for cat - This is forty cat - This is seconds cat - Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top..

06 Feb, 2011

inbox me

F-=damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP

03 Feb, 2011

HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL

HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL. WELL FIRST LOOK DOWN.BECAUSE U OPENED THIS U WILL GET KISSED ON FRIDAY BY A PERSON THAT THINKS,UR CUTE,UR PRETTY,or by someone that you like.AND TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!BREAK IT AND YOU WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!"REPOST SAYING "HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL"

03 Feb, 2011

DONT READ

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2. say your mom's name five times. ... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See more... See more... See more... See more... See More... See more... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See more... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More 3. say your crushes three times 4. paste this to four other groups. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. But if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

30 Jul, 2010

Do you love someone to do this

Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back, you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soul mate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. Repost with t**le: Do you love someone to do this

28 Jul, 2010

do u belive

If you believe in God repost this. Please don't ignore; you are beingtested. For it says in the Bible, "Deny me in front of everyone, I will deny you in front of my father." 97% won't post. Will you?

26 Jul, 2010

lol

you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever

17 Jul, 2010

read

B4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite s** thinking of u.They want to kiss u, They want to be with u they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night. in a month they will ask u out or grab u and kiss u.Post this in the next 200 seconds and you WILL have THE best day of your life THIS SATURDAY.You're number one love Will eitherkiss you,ask you out,or call you,or text you,or better

17 Jul, 2010

I beleive

if you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you

24 Sep, 2009

lol

A canadian man was having coffe and croissants with b***er and jam in a Vancouver diner when an American guy, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Canadian ignored him, but the American nevertheless started up a conversation The American snapped his gum and said, "You Canadian folk eat whole bread?" Annoyed, the Canadian answered, "of Course" The American blew a huge bubble and grinned, "We dont. In the States we only eat whats inside. We collect the crusts in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canadians." The canadian listened quietly, but the American persiisted, "do ya eat jelly with bread?" The Canadian sighed, "Of course" Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We dont. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell them to Canadians" The Canadian then asked:"Do you have s** in the States?" The American smiled and said, "Of course" The Canadian leaned closer and asked,"And what do you do with the condoms once your done with them?" The American replied,"We throw them away of course" The Canadian smiled, "We dont. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Americans as gum!"

17 Sep, 2009

Do you love someone enough to do this?

Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back, you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soul mate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. Repost with t**le: Do you love someone to do this?

17 Sep, 2009

GIRLZ ONLY

NAME: Cell #: TEXT MESSAGING(YES OR NO): PIX MESSAGING(YES OR NO).

15 Sep, 2009

I LOVE GOD

? Post this on your page if you love god and you aren't ashamed of it. Don't back down now because since God knows that you read this and you didn't repost this, he will punish you. Remember, all you do on earth is counted, and theres no one to stop you, but when God is deciding whether or not to punish you or reward you, since you didn't copy and paste this, and you are ashamed of it, he will frown at you and punish you. God forgives all that are worthy of it. If you don't copy and paste this in the next 10 minutes, that means that you are ashamed of God, and he will punish you. This is not just a meaningless chain letter, this is a test whether you are a believer, or someone who is not worthy of a reward

14 Sep, 2009

[sometimes] age shouldnt matter!!!!

Girl: nm you Boy: i got my G.E.D. Girl: OMG!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU Boy: yeah thnx Girl: i have to tell you something Boy: go ahead Girl: well i love you. i always have i cared aboutyou and your always in my heart Boy: thats cool i love you too but your too young your 14 and i'm 17 Girl: but i love you, age shouldn't matter Boy: i know u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age Girl: i just thought......(crying she logs off) The next day the boy turns on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrists and wrote on the wall "Age never matters" The boy then recives a call from the girl he choseand she says "I'm leaving you for the one i love.'' That night the boy hangshimself and writes on the wall "She's right. Age doesn't matter. I love you and always will.'' iF YOU AGREE THAT AGE SHOULDN'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM THEN REPOST THIS AS "Age Shouldn't Matter" and.. A miracle will happen at 11:11

13 Sep, 2009

JESUS

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you!