26 May, 2014

HELLO WE DID IT

SHREKISLOVE IS NOW AT 2000 NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO LOOK AT HIS PROFILE ANYMORE

26 May, 2014

new goal

get ShrekIsLove to 2000 profile views here.. we.. goooooooo

26 May, 2014

ahem

self crowned king of the trees and the animals

23 May, 2014

bringing dis bak

ShrekIsLove Dec 8 2013 6:54PM hello darling friends Message Back | Add A Comment repost this if you think tripleddes is the antichrist

23 May, 2014

WILLSNOTICEDMEHAHADANABOBANA

casual update: london bridge fell down????/???? also: the white stripes aren't back together???//??????????

20 May, 2014

cough

this is it. this is the end. i am dying. of the common housecold pesky children. i will rid the filth that filled me with bacteria.

17 May, 2014

eqz me

where is my sister who took her i am demanding to know i might even pay the ransoms up to 13 patoates. not to be confused with potatoes which are vile vermins heloop

05 May, 2014

PSA

THE COWS ARE BEING FED CORN COWS EAT GRASS NOT CORN WAKE UP CORPORATE SOCIETY this has been a psa.

19 Apr, 2014

lloyd

lightening bolt

24 Mar, 2014

puns

puns puns puns puns tell me them all

09 Mar, 2014

ahem

so many handsome young men on this site ShrekIsLove is one of them

02 Mar, 2014

mystery

tripleddes i could destroy your life i could give out your social security credit card numbers address your password to mostfungames watch your back plebian from: ?

02 Mar, 2014

HAH. POINT PROVEN

Look at Unspiteful, keeping us safe. g o d b l e s s

02 Mar, 2014

151. nolifejfladk

HEY. so. I forgot your name, but one of you many peasants came to me asking for an MFGPD. Unfortunately, I lack ambition. So I am finally contacting you to redirect you to two fellows that are the real heroes of MFG and keep it safe from crime. Talk to Omnipotence or Unspiteful for your criminal problems. THIS GOES OUT TO I THINK CHRIS0Q75023

24 Feb, 2014

YO CAT OBVIOUS

and thanks for stopping by.

24 Feb, 2014

i hear someone thinks they're a songbird

yo brudda. i am da truest songybird SHES GOT STICKERS ON HER LOCKER AND THE BOYS NUMBER THERE IN MAGIC MARKER IM HUNGRY AND THE HUNGER WILL LINGER I EAT SIXTEEN SALTINE CRACKERS THEN I LICK MY FINGERS let it go, LET IT GOOOOO the cold never bothered me anyway DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMANNNNN I NEVER SEE YOU ANYMORE, COME OUT THE DOOR COME ON LET'S PLAYYYYYY yeah. bomb diggy

20 Feb, 2014

YO

WHERE SHREKISLOVE HAVING DA PARTY AT? I AINT INVITED, SO DONT TELL HER I ASKED.

19 Feb, 2014

hy

YO SECRET CODED MESSAGE; y smll. nlss y r dn. thn y d nt smll. r f y shwr dly.

19 Feb, 2014

HEY

ARCTIC MONKEYS ARE GOING ON A NORTH AMERICA TOUR ALSO, I HAVE RECENTLY DISCOVERED THAT ALL OF YOU ARE THE SCROOGES OF LIFE. OSO PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME ITS NOT HEALTHY FOR ME TO FEEL THIS WAY ALSO,

17 Feb, 2014

y0

shrekislove is da balm and like any other bomb it is not allowed on this plane

13 Feb, 2014

brb

crieing cuz he sed no

13 Feb, 2014

HERE IT GOES

SHREKISLOVE, WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE?

12 Feb, 2014

mousetrapsingymclass

HELLO FRIENDS I AM SUING THE ONE THEY CALL "WHEATON" YES OKAY THANK YOU

10 Feb, 2014

well.

i thought i had the thing they call friends but apparently, NONE OF THEM WANT TO SEND ME A MESSAGE FORGET YOU LIL LADIES.

07 Feb, 2014

aha

they say to me "you are like a mammoth, fat."

05 Feb, 2014

lol

u guys smell lol

03 Feb, 2014

'scuse

it has come to my attention that I am NOT one of the most viewed profiles? what is this?

02 Feb, 2014

HELP

what is the song that goes like this: bahh naaa naaa naa naa naa buhh nuuu nuuu nuu nuu nuu

02 Feb, 2014

well

it appears that there is a tie for presidency. they will just have to share the t**le and discuss with each other before making decisions. so everyone, please welcome your new presidents... CRAZYCHRIS AND UNSPITEFUL

01 Feb, 2014

on a serious note;

please drive carefully, everyone. car accidents are all too easy to get into.

01 Feb, 2014

ah

the votes are quite interesting this year

01 Feb, 2014

hello all

I'm afraid it's time. After four glorious years, our president, Roy247, is out of office. Obviously, this calls for a new president. As the head of the oval office, I will tally the votes that I receive for the new president.. So, MostFunGamers, please use the next few hours to elect a new president for MFG. I will be personally contacting all of you to get your votes. Please remember, you cannot vote for yourself. Thank you for your cooperation.

01 Feb, 2014

oh

family feud is ruining my life, okay? okay.

01 Feb, 2014

HEY

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT PUMPKIN FACE (shrekislove im owning up to my past grievances.)

31 Jan, 2014

hm

it appears my toes are ice blocks. oh no.

30 Jan, 2014

notice:

please drink the Kool Aid, my friends.

29 Jan, 2014

ah.

so this is what the high life feels like. got my apple juice, got my ice. oh yes.

28 Jan, 2014

yes

it was close, my friends, but I... AM VICTORIOUS

28 Jan, 2014

oh gee!

im about to verse ShrekIsLove in Speed pray for me, peasants

28 Jan, 2014

this poem are real good

My Buddy I have a buddy my buddy's a toad Hes kind of muddy Hes flat on the road but, he is my buddy My buddy to stay Til hes peeled up And sailed away -Jon Arbuckle

28 Jan, 2014

update:

Alt-J was tough. It has been done

28 Jan, 2014

update:

its time to tackle a tough song #pray4me

28 Jan, 2014

update:

THE OFFSPRING WAS A HIT

28 Jan, 2014

update:

IM SO SORRY AWOLnation got the best of me

28 Jan, 2014

update:

Weezer seemed to do the trick. I messed up Queens of the Stone Age, but it's okay. Back on the horse, right?

28 Jan, 2014

update:

ShrekIsLove seemed to be exhausted with my Rolling Stones performance. So far Imagine Dragons and The Fratellis seem to be the only "hits" with her.

28 Jan, 2014

update:

The Gorillaz seemed to have original success, but it ended with ShrekIsLove becoming irritated with the a cappella song.

28 Jan, 2014

update:

The Black Keys were a miserable disappointment.

28 Jan, 2014

update:

The Fratellis seemed to have a bit of success

28 Jan, 2014

update:

ShrekIsLove does not enjoy being serenaded by the Arctic Monkeys or Franz Ferdinand, but she does seem to respond favorably towards Imagine Dragons.

28 Jan, 2014

BZZT

WRONG ANSWER. Too bad! Let's take a look at what you missed. What is something that smells? Skunk Wet dog Socks Better luck next time!

28 Jan, 2014

BZZT

WRONG ANSWER what is something that smells? XX 1 2 3

28 Jan, 2014

BZZT

WRONG ANSWER what is something that smells? 1 2 3

28 Jan, 2014

TIMES UP

It's time to play... FAMILY FEUD We surveyed 1000 people and asked them the question: What is something that smells? 1 2 3 Shrekislove, your time starts now.

28 Jan, 2014

EXCUSE

GAMEPLAY STARTS IN 5 MINUTES PLEASE SEND IN YOUR SURVEY ANSWERS

28 Jan, 2014

ALRIGHT

PLEASE GIVE ME SOME TIME TO GET THE GAME SET UP ALSO, SIDENOTE PLS RESPOND TO MY QUESTIONS IN YOUR INBOX, PEOPLE

28 Jan, 2014

OOH GOOD IDEA

WHO WANTS TO PLAY FAMILY FEUD?

28 Jan, 2014

RESULTS R IN

From: ShrekIsLove Date: Jan 28 2014 10:12AM Subject: RE: SHREKISLOVEY >>Dear Dragonborn , I moonlight you. You have a nice poker chips. You make me doorknob. You should lettuce leaves. Someday I will chemistry. You + me = guitar string. If I saw you now I'd constitution. Remember that time when WWII? I would build a body parts just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be angelina jole. We could headphones under the stars. Love, onion (P.S. swimming pool.) pls fill out my friensd. buy freinsd i mean Srhek iz lov

28 Jan, 2014

SHREKISLOVEY

Dear Dragonborn , I _____ you. You have a nice _____. You make me _____. You should _____. Someday I will _____. You + me = _____. If I saw you now I'd _____. Remember that time when _____? I would build a _____ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _____. We could _____ under the stars. Love,_____ (P.S. _____.) pls fill out my friensd. buy freinsd i mean Srhek iz lov

28 Jan, 2014

this is no good

no good no good

27 Jan, 2014

sorry to interrupt

Bruce_Wayne wanted me to tell you, "Thank you for messing up." Got ur back, Bruce.

27 Jan, 2014

SHREKISLOVE PLS

THIS IS BEST IS IT IS IT WHAT YOU GET FROM ME OH LORD

27 Jan, 2014

http://www.incredibox.com/v3/

I AM ABOUT TO VOMIT WITH EXCITEMENT. THIS IS THE BEST SITE EVER MUCH THANKS, SHREKISLOVE

27 Jan, 2014

attention friends

please look at my website. please please] pls

27 Jan, 2014

HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE

WHERE IS WALDO??? HE IS MISSING. I AM OFFERING 20 BUCKAROOS FOR ANY INFORMATION REGARDING HIM

27 Jan, 2014

DISGUSTINg

THIS SITE IS A DISGRACE WHY SHOULD I MODIFY MY BLOG MAYBE YOU SHOULD MODIFY YOUR LIFE MOSTFUNGAMES. I WANT THE PEOPLE TO KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT ME SO WHY SHOULD THE TRUTH BE MODIFIED YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN THE MEDIA

27 Jan, 2014

shrekislove

o

27 Jan, 2014

shrekislove

It has been quite some time Do I have enuff potato to buy your love?

26 Jan, 2014

Ripped Pants - Spongebob Squarepants

(Speaking) I thought I had everybody by my side, But I went and blew it all sky high, And now she wont even spare a passing glance All just because I (rip) ripped my pants (Singing) When big larry came round just to put him down Spongebob turned into a clown And no girl ever wants to dance With a fool who went and (rip) ripped his pants I no I shouldn't mope around I shouldn't curse But the pain feels so much worse But windin up with no one is a lot less fun then a burn From the sun or sand in your buns! Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget Listen and you wont regret Be true to yourself don't miss your chance And you won't end up like the fool who ripped His pants

26 Jan, 2014

Nice Guys - NigaHiga

Nice guys finish last thats, Why I'll treat you like trash it's, Not what I really want to do. But you only date bad guys so, I'll give it my best try to, Treat you the way you want me to. {KevJumba} I never open the door, Or pull out a chair You can tell me how your day was but I don't really care. And if you ever get cold, You'll just have to hack it. 'Cause I'd be cold too if I gave you my jacket! Like woah! You ain't sittin' up front! Front is for the homies, You can sit in the trunk! I never answer my phone, Whenever you call it, And when the waiter brings the bill I never reach for my wallet! {ChesterSEE} Nice guys finish last thats, Why I'll treat you like trash, Its' not what I really want to do. But you only date bad guys, So I'll give it my best try to, Treat you the way you want me to. {NigaHiga} And Imma beat you, In every competition! Goin' out with the girls? [ From: http://www.elyrics.net ] You better get my permission! Wait no, I take that back you can't go. House is on tonight and that's my favorite show! "Do I look fat in this dress?" Hell yeah you do! Wait let me speak your language, Cows go mo! (Mooing) {ChesterSEE rest of song} Nice guys finish last thats, Why I'll treat you like trash it's, Not what I really want to do. But you only date bad guys so, I'll give it my best try to, Treat you the way you want me to! Verse3: But behind the scenes, She means the world to me! I wanna tell her thats she's beautiful, And show her that she's loved! Hold her hand when shes scared, Tell her how much I care, But that won't win her heart because, Chrorus Nice guys finish last thats, Why I'll treat you like trash it's, Not what I really want to do! You only date bad guys so, I'll give it my best try to, Treat you the way you want me to! (HOE!)

26 Jan, 2014

Jack Sparrow - The Lonely Island

Ungh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton YEAAAHH! The night starts now Together on the track, the boys are back The night starts now Night starts now baby roll with us, chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up. ROLLIN' UP Blow through the doors ain't no holdin' up YEAH Black card at the bar like I gives a f***. COME ON Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set, f*** the fellas looking jealous play the back and get wet YEAH YEAH Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock, you either get cut, get stuffed or get shot. THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW, PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS What? A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA, RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON THE OCEAN'S BREEZE. Yeah that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love KIERA KNIGHTLY Motherfucking ice-man, I'm the top g**ner Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner JACK SPARROW Watch it girl cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy", More like the "meet ya take you home and f*** you twice guy" YEAH YEAH! All dressed up with nowhere to run, And now I make you feel crazy with the NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART: FROM THE DAY HE WAS BORN, HE YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE Nooo OLD CAPTAIN JACK GIVING THEM WHAT FOR. HE'S THE PAUPER OF THE SURF (yeah uh huh) THE JESTER OF TORTUGA (oh God) BUT IS DAVY JONES' LOCKER WHAT LIES IN STORE? Yeah, we've seen the movie Put your hands in the air and say hell yeah, come on CAPTAIN JACK What? JOHNNY DEPP No From the front to the back say we count stacks come on DAVY JONES Nope GIANT SQUID Wrong Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to focus up ROGER THAT LET ME TRY IT WITH ANOTHER FILM Wait-- LIFE IS A BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND MY NAME IS FORREST GUMP (Not better) THOUGH I'M NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, I GIVE JENNY ALL OF MY LOVE (Come on!) OK THEN I'M A LEGAL AIDE, ERIN BROCKOVICH IS MY NAME (Nooo, God) THEN YOU CAN CALL ME SCARFACE, SNORTIN MOUNTAINS OF COCAINE (

26 Jan, 2014

Miranda Cosgrove - Icarly Theme Song

I know, you see Somehow the world will change for me And be so wonderful Live life, breathe air I know somehow we're gonna get there And feel so wonderful And it's all for real I'm telling you just how I feel So wake up the members of my nation It's your time to be There's no chance unless you take one And it's time to see The brighter side of every situation Somethings are meant to be So give your best and leave the rest to me Leave it all to me Leave it all to me Just leave it all to me

26 Jan, 2014

Flower - Moby

Bring Sally up and bring Sally down Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground Bring Sally up and bring Sally down Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground Bring Sally up and bring Sally down Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground Bring Sally up and bring Sally down Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground Bring Sally up and bring Sally down Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground Bring Sally up and bring Sally down Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground Bring Sally up and bring Sally down Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground Bring Sally up and bring Sally down Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground Old miss Lucy's dead and gone Left me here to weep and moan Bring Sally up and bring Sally down Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground Bring Sally up and bring Sally down Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground Bring Sally up and bring Sally down Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground Bring Sally up and bring Sally down Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground Bring Sally up and bring Sally down Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground Old miss Lucy's dead and gone Left me here to weep and moan Bring Sally up and bring Sally down Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground Bring Sally up and bring Sally down Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground Bring Sally up and bring Sally down Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground Bring Sally up and bring Sally down Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground Bring Sally up and bring Sally down Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground Old miss Lucy's dead and gone Left me here to weep and moan Bring Sally up and bring Sally down Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground Bring Sally up and bring Sally down Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground Bring Sally up and bring Sally down Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground Bring Sally up and bring Sally down Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground Bring Sally up and bring Sally down Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground Bring Sally up

26 Jan, 2014

Escape(The Pina Colada Song) Rupert Holmes

I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long. Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song. So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed. And in the personals column, there was this letter I read: "If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain. If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape." I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean. But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine. So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad. And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad. "Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne. I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape. At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape." So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place. I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face. It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you." And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew".. "That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne. If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape." "If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain. If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."

26 Jan, 2014

Oingo Boingo - Little Girls

I love little girls they make me feel so good I love little girls they make me feel so bad When they're around they make me feel Like I'm the only guy in town I love little girls they make me feel so good They don't care if I'm a one way mirror They're not frightened by my cold exterior They don't ask me questions They don't want to scold me They don't look for answers They just want to hold me Isn't this fun Isn't this what life's all about Isn't this a dream come true Isn't this a nightmare too (Repeat first verse) They don't care about my inclinations They're not frightened by my revelations Uh oh take a second take Uh oh it's a mistake Uh oh I'm in trouble Uh oh the little girl was just to little Too little, too little, too little Isn't this what life's all about Isn't this a dream come true Isn't this a nightmare too... And I don't care what people say And I don't care what people think And I don't care how we look walking down the street

26 Jan, 2014

the Genie - Friend Like Me (My personal fav)

Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves You got a brand of magic never fails You got some power in your corner now Some heavy ammunition in your camp You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how See all you gotta do is rub that lamp And I'll say Mister Aladdin, sir What will your pleasure be? Let me take your order Jot it down You ain't never had a friend like me No no no Life is your restaurant And I'm your maitre d' C'mon whisper what it is you want You ain't never had a friend like me Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service You're the boss The king, the shah Say what you wish It's yours! True dish How about a little more Baklava? Have some of column "A" Try all of column "B" I'm in the mood to help you dude You ain't never had a friend like me Can your friends do this? Do your friends do that? Do your friends pull this out their little hat? Can your friends go, poof? Well, looky here Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip And then make the s***er disappear? So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed I'm here to answer all your midday prayers You got me bona fide, certified You got a genie for your chare d'affaires I got a powerful urge to help you out So what-cha wish? I really wanna know You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three I'm on the job, you big nabob You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend You ain't never had a friend like me You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!

26 Jan, 2014

The Best Song - Jon Lajoie

This is the best song ever made in the world, This is the best song ever made in the world, Other song are good, even some are really good but they are not the best songs ever made in the world. It has a lot of good beats and a lot of good singing, And the music is so good even scientists dont know what it is. You could listen to it anywhere, on a bike or on a different bike. You can dance to it any time, in the morning or with your arms You can also dance to it in other times like at lunch What are you gonna have for lunch? I'm gonna have two soups. If you already havent noticed, soup is my favorite food. I also really like my watch but my favorite song is this song This is the best song ever made in the world. This is the best song ever made in the world. Other songs make people dance like Beyonce and Eminems. But they are not the best song ever made in the world. If you like listening to songs with your ears well this is the song for you. You can listen to it while you jog or while you are running away from cars. My friend who was a mailman even likes this song, I guess a lot of mail gets delivered there cause he stands on his corner a lot. If you like eating sandwiches you will probably like this song. 'Cause just like sandwiches this song is not made of glass. A glass sandwich? That would be gross, I'll just stick with soup. Did I mentioned soup is my favorite food? Oh yeah I did... This is the best song ever made in the world. This is the best song ever made in the world. Other song have different instruments like guitar or a girl. But they are not the best songs ever made in the world. If you like this song a lot say you like it a lot... I like it a lot. And if you thing this song's the best have a bowl of soup with me. Oh boy that is good soup. And if you think the song's the best in the world have a second bowl of soup with me. That is also good soup Hahahahahaha I tricked you I don't even like soup, but yo

26 Jan, 2014

IS THAT A CHALLENGE

GET READY FOR 10 DIFFERENT LYRICS TO SONGS YOU GUIZE HERE I GO

26 Jan, 2014

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1764rO4xjen

It has come to my attention that there is a menace in our presence Unspiteful has revealed her bullying ways Please go to link above for proof

26 Jan, 2014

haha. sucks to be tripleddes

ShrekIsLove Jan 26 2014 5:37PM pass it on tripleddes is a weenie

26 Jan, 2014

announcement

someone on this website is a bubble blowing baby who will be beaten senseless by every able bodied patron in the bar

26 Jan, 2014

ANNOUNCEMENT

I FIXED THE WIND DO NOT WORRY IT WILL ALL BE OKAY

26 Jan, 2014

CRAZYCHRIS

CRAZYCHRIS JUST PRODUCED WITCHCRAFT YOU INBOX SPAMMER GET THAT BLACK MAGIC AWAY FROM ME

26 Jan, 2014

980

OTHER SONGS ARE PRETTY GOOD EVEN SOME ARE REALLY GOOD BUT THEYRE NOT THE BEST SONG EVER MADE IN THE WORLD

26 Jan, 2014

ahem *clears throat*

THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVER MADE IN THE WORLD

26 Jan, 2014

AYYE SHREKISLOVE

WANNA DO A DUET?

26 Jan, 2014

you guys

CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE PREPOSITIONAL PHRASES? THEY MAKE OUR SENTENCES BETTER. THANK U PREPOSTIONAL PHRASES

26 Jan, 2014

la la la la la ulysses

i want a show of hands, how many people here have enjoyed the fine cuisine of Fiber One 90 calorie bars? come on now, dont be shy.

26 Jan, 2014

ATTENTION ALL

todays good civilian award goes to drumroll please DEATHRUNE Deathrune has not only shown extremely strong leadership techniques, but he has also brought to my attention that I, Dragonborn, made a mistake. He then corrected me. Nice work, Deathrune!

26 Jan, 2014

yo

ShrekIsLove Jan 26 2014 1:10PM yo tripleddes Jan 26 2014 1:09PM yo Message Back | Add A Comment ShrekIsLove Jan 26 2014 1:06PM yo tripleddes keeps playing a game with chicken noises and i dont know how to handle this excuse me i was playing innkeeper the chickens sounded the new day please shut up and stop spreading rumors about me the new day doesn't start every 5 minutes okay you need to watch your mouth before my fist goes down it comprende mijo excuse me, i dont know what world you live in but yes it does it starts every 93 seconds actually please shove your fist back into your arm i am not your son

26 Jan, 2014

YAYAYAY

WHOO HOO COUNT ME IN ON THE CHANTING PART BUT I NEED TO WORK ON MY SELFIE GAME, ITS GETTING A LITTLE FLABBY, SO ILL PASS ON THE CAKE

26 Jan, 2014

yo

ShrekIsLove Jan 26 2014 1:06PM yo tripleddes keeps playing a game with chicken noises and i dont know how to handle this excuse me i was playing innkeeper the chickens sounded the new day please shut up and stop spreading rumors about me

26 Jan, 2014

sllems anad

subliminal messages lol

25 Jan, 2014

um, excuse me?

Message from ShrekIsLove From: ShrekIsLove Date: Jan 25 2014 5:27PM Subject: RE: need advice!! sos!! :( What the did you just say about me, you little snot? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire a***nal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable existence off the face of the continent, you little bum. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you idiot. I will hit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, kiddo. perhaps the most terrifying thing in that entire paragraph of "threats" was the use of "gorilla" instead of "guerrilla"

25 Jan, 2014

ULTIMATE GUIDE TO PICKING UP CHICKS

1)get close to female's ear 2) seductively say: "HEY SUSIE DERKINS, IS THAT YOUR FACE, OR IS A 'POSSUM STUCK IN YOUR COLLAR?" this works 948059819% of the time

25 Jan, 2014

a beautiful haiku filled with beautiful things

john paul george ringo also lennon mccartney harrison and starr

25 Jan, 2014

hey lil ladies

remember that movie with the two tiger brothers and they were separated and wow my heart chambers still have not recovered from that movie

25 Jan, 2014

whoa hoa hoa hoa

hoa hoa hoa hoa hoa hoa hold up whatever happened to "gucci, gucci" "lousi, louis" "fendi, fendi" "prada."

25 Jan, 2014

holla

My Profile My Favs Inbox (1000000000000000000000000000) Community Sign Out lol u guize ill try to reply to all ur messages. but 1 can only d0 so mucch

24 Jan, 2014

preach it sister

Jan 21 2014 6:37PM um so just because i listen to rock ad other music instead of god's music doesn't mean i'm negative get it through ur head people can love their god and ot have to listen to god's music, pray every day, and go to church every sunday amen, y0

24 Jan, 2014

baby thief

ShrekIsLove Jan 24 2014 5:35PM xo Message Back | Add A Comment Cr1TiKaL is my baby

24 Jan, 2014

+++++++++++

excuse me, but where have all the cantaloupes gotten to?

24 Jan, 2014

MY SISTER

IS FUNNY AND IF YOU DONT THINK SO THEN YOU'RE WRONG

23 Jan, 2014

haha. haha. haha. haha. haha.

haha. haha. haha. haha. haha. haha. haha. haha. laughter is a foreign concept to most of you lil poops

23 Jan, 2014

please join in the fight for pizza

petition to get pizza in every restaurant, nay, every HOME in the world please sign your name

22 Jan, 2014

important.

RED HEADS MAKE MY HEART PITTER PAT ALL NON RED HEADS CAN GO AWAY.

22 Jan, 2014

um?

somebody's threatening shrekisonion? please stop. thats not funny.

22 Jan, 2014

STOP

S T O P STOP STOP STOP

22 Jan, 2014

SHREKISONION

SHREKISONION IS A BOOK SPOILER A STUPID UGLY BOOK SPOILER A ROTTEN BOOK SPOILER

22 Jan, 2014

pelvis the elvis

WELL since I didn't get any worthy applications, I've decided to just shave my head. ps: I have 67" of glorious head fur for sale contact me for details

22 Jan, 2014

Elvis the pelvis

I'm now accepting applications for a personal hair holder. feel free to send me your resumes. I DO CONTACT REFERENCES.

22 Jan, 2014

HEY MCFLY

u guys smell like maruchan instant lunch with shrimp. pls take a shower

21 Jan, 2014

hm

some people also call me the space cowboy what a coincidence, Steve.

21 Jan, 2014

ATTENTION

PLEASE ALL OF THOSE CURRENTLY PARTAKING OF THE BREAD OF THIS FINE WEBSITE THAT WE CALL MOSTFUNGAMES, PLEASE WELCOME OUR NEW MEMBER SAM SKULLBONE PLEASE MAKE HIM FEEL WELCOME

21 Jan, 2014

DANCE COUGH DANCE

SHREKISONION IS A PACIFIST I MEAN SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY ROOD EVEN YOUR USERNAME IS A DEFILEMENT OF THE FLESH

21 Jan, 2014

im blocking her too

i am blocking this "tripleddes" character. I find her personality not only to be vomit-inducing, but her username suggests to her bra size and that is plain vulgar and vile. you need to find Jesus and new clothes you walking fashion catastrophe. Please get your life together. shrekisonion, bless you for cleansing this fine site.

21 Jan, 2014

excuse.

anonymous says: you smell like rat poison mixed with homeless honestly? honestly? you're too chicken to come off anonymous and say it to my face? watch out guys, a nasty anon is commenting on my profile.

21 Jan, 2014

CRAZYCHRIS

shrekisonion has really bad asthma i think its really rude of you to ask her to run

21 Jan, 2014

MARA

IM BREAKING UP WIT U SHREKISONION HAS MY HART IM SO SORRY

21 Jan, 2014

LUV

O YEAH DAS OKEI DEN

21 Jan, 2014

YO SHREKISONION

U WANNA TUSSLE PUNK? I GONN PUT U IN DA H0SPITAL

21 Jan, 2014

YO MARA

IM A GURL BUT DAS OKEI RIGHT? SHREKISLOVE IMMA BE@T U UP. QUIT MESSIN WIT MUH GURL

21 Jan, 2014

YO

WH0 B MESSIN WIT MUH GURL MARA????? YUH NEED 2 KNOQ IT OFF

21 Jan, 2014

THE TRUTH COMES OUT

AS YOU CAN SEE MY DEAR MOSTFUNGAMERS NOBODY'S PICTURE IS SAFE 1,000 THANKS TO UNSPITEFUL FOR REVEALING THE TRUTH

21 Jan, 2014

is it too late to repost this?

Send a Message to hotty boy To: hotty boy Subject: snip snap frick frack Write Your Message: hotty boy more like haughty boy because wow are you full of yourself

21 Jan, 2014

spicing it up

jalapeno (ps theres a tilde on the n) (pps i think theres an accent on the i) (ppps i love u shrekislove)

21 Jan, 2014

GOOD CIVILIAN ALERT

TODAYS GOOD CIVILIAN AWARD GOES TO DRUMROLL PLEASE SHREKISLOVE NICE JOB

20 Jan, 2014

FUN FACT

JACK WHITE WAS BORN "JOHN GILLIS" IF YOU DONT THINK THATS A FUN FACT, THEN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU IF YOU DONT KNOW WHO JACK WHITE IS THEN IM SO SORRY FOR YOU

20 Jan, 2014

HELP

my snail died. RIP snail.

20 Jan, 2014

xdaisyxx

you couldnt just not join the conga you HAD to kill it too

20 Jan, 2014

CONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGAAAA

IM IN THE CONGA LINE HAHA GRAB MY SHOULDERS

20 Jan, 2014

SHREKISLOVE

SHREKISLOVE WATCH OUT SOMEBODY HACKED YOU AND CLAIMED TO BE ME YOU GUYS THERES A HACKER ON THE LOOSE

20 Jan, 2014

alright

which one of you punks stole my wallet? fess up.

20 Jan, 2014

bad chick

who are you talking about, friend ill yell at them

20 Jan, 2014

DID I DO IT RIGHT?

iF YOU'RE BRAVE..copy this and see how people rate you. . 1: Crazy. WHY THANK YOU 2: I'd marry you. I WOULD MARRY YOU ALSO 3: Talkative. WHAT IS ATIVE? WHAT LANGUAGE IS THAT 4: Sarcastic. NO I AM NOT. 5: lovable. I AM ABLE TO LOV YES. 6: Clubhead. NO I HAVE A NORMAL HEAD NOT A CLUB. I AM NOT A CAVEMAN 7: Moody LIKE JUDY RIGHT . 8: Dumb. DUMB? YOU MEAN DUM? 9: Spoiled. LIKE CHUNKY MILK 10: Mouthy. I HAVE A MOUTH YES 11: Random. LOL PENGUINS XD 12: Hot. NO MY TEMP IS 98.6 FAHRENHEIT THAT IS NORMAL 13: Funny. PLANKTONS VERSION 14: Fit. I CAN FIT IN DOORS 15: Amazing. I LIVE IN A MAZE NO 16: Can't live without you. YES 17: Maxy **** REXY

20 Jan, 2014

HAHAH

usteDES

20 Jan, 2014

hey shrekislove

you-all in spanish is ustedes. please try to be cultural

20 Jan, 2014

um, excuse me?

it appears at least two of you have ignored my new rule. grow up.

20 Jan, 2014

T0T@L $UPP0RT 2 EM0S EVERYWEAR

x] Not All of Us R Depressed x] we R Nice People x] we Dont Sit Around All Day Feeling Sorry For Ourselves x] we DONT Have Made Up Problems x] we Have Feelings x] we R The Hottestt People ALIVE! x] we Do Smile x] we Do Laugh x]we all don't cut Copy and paste if you agree gosh dang doodly darn it!!! I support all EMOs

20 Jan, 2014

update

i am the girl all the bad guys want you can all go home now

20 Jan, 2014

new rule

if you view my profile you MUST send me the message "twinkie" with the subject as "a gift for you"

20 Jan, 2014

this is my fav song

Our hero, our hero, claims a warriors heart. I tell you, I tell you, the dragonborn comes. With a voice wielding power of the ancient Nord art, Believe, believe, the Dragonborn comes. It's an end to the evil, of all Skyrim's foes. Beware, beware, the Dragonborn comes. For the darkness has passed, and the legend yet grows, You'll know, you'll know the Dragonborn's come. Dovahkiin, dovahkiin naal ok zin los vahriin wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal! ahrk fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal

20 Jan, 2014

***************MISSING*****************

please help me find your guys' SENSE OF HUMOR.

20 Jan, 2014

PLEASE

DO NOT IGNORE THE MESSAGE I SENT YOU I IGNORED IT AND I CAUGHT THE UGLY I WAS ONE OF THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE NOW LOOK AT ME. I ALWAYS THOUGHT IF I WAS AS UGLY AS THAT GUY, I DIDNT KNOW WHAT ID DO WHATS MY MOM GONNA SAY OH GOSH IF MY SISTER FINDS OUT

20 Jan, 2014

PICK ME PICK ME

YES SHREKISLOVE YES I WILL PICK ME PICK ME

20 Jan, 2014

ah

WHERE ARE ALL THE PUNS AT COME ON GUYS HOLLA BACK

19 Jan, 2014

jackwhite

I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 9 MY INITIALS ARE D. D. D. TRIPLE D. MY NAME IS DESIREE TRIPLE D DES ITS NOT SEXUAL. PLEASE STOP SENDING ME WINKY FACES.

19 Jan, 2014

if i post the lyrics of a local bard song, will i be hip?

Will Smith 4 president.

19 Jan, 2014

OH NO

I FORGOT THE PASSWORD TO MY EMAIL!!!!111!!!! DO ANY OF YOU REMEMBER IT??????/>?/??

18 Jan, 2014

ahem.

I think it is important to let all of you know the truth. the truth is, lindstrom smells b***. #TheHornetWay

18 Jan, 2014

hay guize!

add me as a friend. i am awsome!(warning: if u talk 2 me u won't b able 2 stop!MWAHAHAHA) if u r 12 or 13 then add me as a friend i don't care if u r a boy or a girl 10 year old dana was the best thing ever.

18 Jan, 2014

if u didnt love ShrekIsLove before, this should convince u

Message from ShrekIsLove From: ShrekIsLove Date: Jan 18 2014 8:55PM Subject: RE: breathing heavily. if its sheet metal why do you use it you should use good metal haha get it haha

18 Jan, 2014

this is a good one

What do penguins sing on their birthdays? FREEZE a jolly good fellow HHAHAHAHHA GET IT? BECAUSE FREEZE SOUNDS LIKE FOR HE'S?

18 Jan, 2014

AYE.

there's nothing like a good pint of mead. amiright fellas? Haha.

18 Jan, 2014

if youre not on board, im judging you

ShrekIsLove Jan 18 2014 8:49PM ATTENTION MOSTFUNGAMES COMMUNITY i've gotten to know and come to love many of you fine folks on this website. we've had memories i'll never forget it's time to rise together and take down Desiree, the antichrist i know this is a big favor to ask. but together, we can stop this menace NO 2010 POST IS SAFE WITH HER AROUND WE MUST BAND TOGETHER AND END THE MADNESS WHO'S WITH ME

18 Jan, 2014

oh man

Mar 29 2010 9:40PM My Brett BlogxD What A WEIRDO I Lurve Him Anyway <3 Shhh Don't Tell Him I Said That JAYKAY :] He Crushed My Earing He Wash Adorable today YOU UNEDUCATED SWINE DONT UNDERSTAND HOW COMEDIC THIS IS YOU ALL IGNORE ME I WILL LET ALDUIN BURN YOU ALL

18 Jan, 2014

okay..

I am a fake... im sorry I lied. I am not even a nord. #timetocomeout

16 Jan, 2014

college of winterhold finals. help

I am drowning in my tears and notes. Send lifeguard.

09 Dec, 2013

ugh

Yes, I am the real dragonborn. Please stop asking.

09 Dec, 2013

ShrekIsLove

Wrote a haiku 4 yhu U are very great I am also very great Pls accept my love K that is the haiku I think it worth at least 3 potato if not 4

08 Dec, 2013

lolololol im really interesting its a must read

1. I love... ShrekIsLove pls send your potato so i can have ShrekIsLove 2. Right now I want... ShrekIsLove 3. I feel like... frodo baggins embarking on a quest to hogwarts with my trusty lightsaber to win over ShrekIsLove 4. I hate it when... ShrekIsLove is 2 expensive 5. I fear... no have ShrekIsLove 6. I'm lonely without... my trusty encyclopedia. volume 12 pg 92 under giraffe lungs is my fav page 7. I need... 6 potato to buy ShrekIsLove 8. Today I... repented of my sins lord baby jesus hath forgiven me amen 9. Tomorrow I'm... is this a relevant question no nonononon 10. I just... seductively gazed at ShrekIsLove (sidenote: i was ignored) 11. I want to meet... ShrekIsLove 12. I'm hungry for... a patato. <-- oc from ShrekIsLove 13. I love it when... ShrekIsLove responds <444 14. I'm afraid of... Ellen Degeneres 15. I'm listening to... ShrekIsLove soundtrack of my hart 16. I'm wearing... strawberry shortcake pls represent 17. I wish I was in... Island of Man 18. I'm craving... my father's love 19. I want to get... the souls of my enemies 20. I can't... be the presdent srry pls stop asking 21. I can... be antichrist yes 22. I have... no life 23. I haven't... practiced cannibalism yet 24. I'm nervous to... ask out ShrekIsLove pls send potatoes 25. My Mom thinks I'm... cute. she says im a late bloomer and ill grow into my teeth someday 26. My Dad thinks I'm... my father has rheumatic heart his brain is in his kidney wow so rood 27. I think... im great 28. I'm happy when... ShrekIsLove dont ignore me 29. I'm sad when... ShrekIsLove ignore me 30. I like eating... potato 31. I hate eating... potato 32. I love watching... potato 33. I love listening to... ARTIC MONKEYS THE FRATELLIS WEEZER THE BEATLES JACK WHITE pls look all up 34. I like playing... barbies 35. I hate waking up to... my dog dying RIP CUSITH 36. I can see... im blind 37. I'm glad that... i've met ShrekIsLove (s)he's my hero 38. I'm disappointed that... ShrekIsLove ha

08 Dec, 2013

repost sorry

ShrekIsLove Dec 8 2013 6:54PM hello darling friends Message Back | Add A Comment repost this if you think tripleddes is the antichrist

08 Dec, 2013

hey guiz

if dis post gets 200 likes ill tell you who shrekislove is

08 Dec, 2013

halp

shrekislove cost 7 potato pls send potato and/or fathers credit card halp me buy shrekislove's affection