23 Jan, 2011

Orbit! LOL

"Welcome to the Orbit Institute. Moments ago we gave this group of people the stylish new Orbit packs. Let's see what they think." "Cork my canteen", "Shut my mothers s***ling mouse trap", "That's one bad Mickey-Fickey" "Shut the front door" "What the French....toast." "Holy vinyl shirt" "Well b***er my biscuit." "Fabulous!"

23 Jan, 2011

LOL!

Wife says: You son of a biscuit eating bulldog Husband says: What the french toast Wife says: Did you think I would not find about your little doo doo head cootie queen Mistress says: Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker Wife says : Pickle you QomQuat Husband says: Your overreacting Wife says: No, Bill over reacting was when I put your convertible into a wood chipper Stinky Mc Stink face Mistress says : You Hoboken POST THIS IF YOU LIKE THIS COMMERCIAL!

30 Dec, 2010

ANSWER!

"yes" or "no" and answer me back. Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Stare at me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Have s** with me: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Ask me out: like me: Drink alcohol with me: Look if i was naked: Take care of u Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: What would you do if you woke up next to me: Will you repost this so i can do the same for you: AFTER YOU MAIL ME YOUR RESPONSE IN A MESSAGE, repost and see just how far someone would go with you ..repost as "HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO??....."

29 Dec, 2010

Thanks for the complement!

CALL ME A B*TCH WELL A B*TCH IS A DOG DOGS BARK, BARK IS ON TREES, TREES ARE PART OF NATURE, AND NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL, SO YEAH THANKS FOR THE COMPLEMENT!

23 Nov, 2010

Kiss Me!

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30 Oct, 2010

Damn srry for you!

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04 Oct, 2010

Yay!

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14 Sep, 2010

I pod

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22 Aug, 2010

Friends

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22 Aug, 2010

Get This?

Follow The Rules In This [1] I need to tell you a secret look at 5 [2] The answer is look at 11 [3] Dont get mad look at 15 [4] Calm down dont get mad look at 13 [5] First look at 2 [6] Dont be that angry look at 12 [7] I just wanted to say hi [8] What i wanted to tell you is......The answer is at 14 [9] Be Patient look at 4 [10] This is the last time im going to do this look at 7 [11] I hope your not mad when i say this look at 6 [12] Sorry look at 8 [13] Dont be getting a hype look at 10 [14] I dont know how to say this look at 3 [15] You must be really mad look at 9

22 Aug, 2010

Advice

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