the_situation

20 Nov, 2010

where?

Where my niggas at? :)

20 Nov, 2010

Waca

Bricksquad!

25 Oct, 2010

yo

aye what i stand fo??

07 Sep, 2010

Tupac

since we all came from a women, got our name from a women, and our game from a women. I wonder why we take from women, why we rape our women, do we hate our women? I think its time we killed for our women

30 Aug, 2010

i wanna

i wanna be a billionaire so fucckin bad

30 Aug, 2010

KateIsTheShizz:)

^this chick is a crack head... so hit her up to get you some... her shizz is good xD...

29 Aug, 2010

ok so?

so if we were locked in a room and i had a boner and a g** which would you choose to be shot by? O.o

29 Aug, 2010

hey

Fucck you

27 Aug, 2010

haha

my last blog was #69 haha sixty nine

26 Aug, 2010

kate aka slut nugget

kate hates me cuz im black and shes whack

26 Aug, 2010

xD

niggas have small pee pees

25 Aug, 2010

so

two muffins were in the oven one says to the other damn its hot in here to that the other one replys holy sh!t a talking muffin xD im bored

25 Aug, 2010

slut nugget

hey you yea you. guess what youre a s*** nugget

25 Aug, 2010

Kate

kate you are a s*** nugget :P... s*** nugget is trade marked btw.... if you still it your balls shall be removed..

25 Aug, 2010

hmmmmmmmmm

im bored so you know what to do

24 Aug, 2010

me

im bored :(

24 Aug, 2010

fo show nigga

1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep they always think about the girl they truly care about 2) Guys are more emotional then you think if they loved you at one point it takes them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they arent with you 3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile ( : 4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to 5) Giving a guy a hanging messa?ge like "You know what uh...never mind....." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking and he'll a**ume he did something wrong and he'll obsess over it 6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. you don'???t need to give advic?e 7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU LOVE THEM! 9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he really likes you 10) If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with you 11) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something 12)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day 13)No guy can handle all his problems on his own He's just too stubborn to admit it 14)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE! Just because ONE is RUDE doesn't mean he represents ALL of them 15) WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE 16) Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life -Everything said in this bulletin is true -Ladies, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your dreams -Guys, if you don't repost this in 1 hr then you will lose the girl of your life

22 Aug, 2010

i hate

i hate ppl who say age doesnt matter if age didnt matter there wouldnt be laws about it (duh)

20 Aug, 2010

i cant

i cant rap anymore i just murdered the alphabet

20 Aug, 2010

shawty

shawty im only gonna tell you once you the illest

20 Aug, 2010

my besties- chris

yo this site is f.ucky if you dont think so youre lucky my girl(s) kate and angel get hurt and i wanna hurl it p***es me off to see this sh!t now i dont wanna cause a fight on this stupid site cuz we all no it would be 123 i knocked your light out tonight so sit right there and act like you dont care you act like a dyke and i dont like your sh!t i really wish you two would quit its not cool when you act like a fool damn you prooly drool like a f.uck tard i know if i go out tonight imma fight and kill someone so im just going to chilll in my room and eat another shroom im tired of this gloomy roomy :( for my girl(s)

17 Aug, 2010

Im a lesbian

IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!"

14 Aug, 2010

? IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?

Honestly ... If u really like someone right now, and miss them at this moment, and cant get them out of ur head, and you think about them ALL the time, then repost this t**led "? IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?" within one minute. They will surprise u

14 Aug, 2010

lmao

A p**** has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an a$$hole, his bestfriend is a pu$$y and his owner beats him!

13 Aug, 2010

so....

Would you make out with me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already have Would you sleep in the same bed as me? [ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] Hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay [ ] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No I look like.. [ ] A handsome guy [ ] a pimp [ ] One time thing [ ] Next bf [ ] A friend [ ] A friend with benefits [ ] A possibility [ ] A loser [ ] A hottie If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather...? [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Friends [ ] Friends with benefits [ ] Marry me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the hottest), rate me... [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [ ] Friend [ ] bf [ ] Friend with benefits [ ] Hubby

11 Aug, 2010

...

I turn around, find a g** on the ground, cock it put it to my brain and scream "die Chris" and pop it

10 Aug, 2010

pssssssssssssssssssssssssst

i have a secret... ok here it is... i have a huge cock

06 Aug, 2010

holy sh!t thats so me

C- you're wild and crazy h- You never let people tell you what to do r- Fxckin s**y i- Love is something you deeply believe in s- you're loyal to those you love A- damn good kisser B- You fall in love quickly C- You're wild and crazy D- You have one of the best personalities ever E- You have a nice a**. F- People totally adore you G- You have a very good personality and looks. H- You never let people tell you what to do. I- Love is something you deeply believe in J- Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things L- You are cute M-you enjoy crazy kinky s** N- So Hott O- You are one of the best in bed. P- You are popular with all types of people. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- fxckin Maxy S- You're loyal to those you love. T- damn s**y U- You are really chill. V- You are not judgemental W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let ppl tell u wat to do Y- One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for Z- You like it in the b*** very very hard...

04 Aug, 2010

dish- chris

i once f***ed a fat chick and then i got really sick i looked at er face and said i shoulda known it was dish when i smelled fish she tried to blow me and i was like h** you dont know me niw get off your knee im out as i left i heard shim shout baby c** back i want to snack on your c** it tastes just like gum i was like ewwwwwww f*** you and s/he said yes please ill even get on my knees for ya i was like what a w**** peace

03 Aug, 2010

spencers mom has got it going on

spencer the mother f.uckers mom is like a pez dispenser you flip the top and take what you want theres no need to be fake with her she doesnt give a f.uck as long as you have a d!ck go ahead and stick it in she'll let you know when youre in to deep but you just keep it up annd f.uck that pup now font slump you can hump that h** cuz when you f.uck her anything will go even a blow

02 Aug, 2010

kkk

the freaks come out at night XD

02 Aug, 2010

thats right

it makes me wanna just take you and just throw you on the bed and f*** you like i dont even know you

01 Aug, 2010

ewwwwwwwwwww

[ the_situation ]: ewwwwwwwwww i j**zed on that corner [ hotkatlyn ]: (licks corner) [ hotkatlyn ]: tee hee i licked your j**z

01 Aug, 2010

so

I've got the magic in me

31 Jul, 2010

ppl

there are some freaks on this site

30 Jul, 2010

me

im sad :((

29 Jul, 2010

I

i think im done with this site theres to much f.uckin drama

28 Jul, 2010

uhohuhoh

uhohuoh b****es jumpin in my tahoe

28 Jul, 2010

My name

Hi my name is.... I forgot my name

27 Jul, 2010

B!tches

in this corner weighing in at 175lbs. with a record of 17 rapes and 400 a**aults hes the undisputed most diabolical villian in the world slim shady

27 Jul, 2010

Have You

Have you ever loved someone so much you'd give an arm for? Nit the expression, no, literally give an arm for? When they know they're your heart And you know you were their armour And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm her

27 Jul, 2010

The Girls

The girls be like you rock can i s*** your c.ock

26 Jul, 2010

seximama- by chris

s**imama go f.uck a lama ur a** is as ugly as one b!tch you weigh a ton if you gonna f.uck with Ruslana you better take a g** if not then best of luck to you cuz ur a** gonna get stuck just so you know everybody knows ur a h** its no secret if you wanna treat ruslana like sh!t ur a** better quit get some f.uckin class b!tch im done with this one

26 Jul, 2010

Tattoo

love that tattoo.... what's that say? 'rot in pieces' aww that's great

24 Jul, 2010

omfg

im tired of ppl well 1 person the ppl who know me know who im talking about

24 Jul, 2010

weirdness

From: skatechick11 Date: Jul 24 2010 12:09AM Subject: RE: hi cool just like me! ..so cacn i s*** ur wewe response will you leave me the f.uck alone

23 Jul, 2010

WTF

From: skatechick Date: Jul 23 2010 11:45PM Subject: hi id really like to b in ur bed

22 Jul, 2010

um

wheres the rubbers whose got the rubbers

22 Jul, 2010

AMERICA- By Chris..... for all the haters

F.uckin america if youre not white you dont hhave a right but im going to fight for all my niggas who might be hearin this f.uck the kkk when they talk all i hear is cluck cluck cluckin cuz theyre a f.uckin chicken and america is full of this bull sh!t i dont want to be mean so ill try to keep this clean but i want you all to know i hate this world we live in and when the time comes me and my homies will commit a crime when you walk out the bar we'll do a drive bye in my car and remember f.uck america if youre not white ur out of luck

21 Jul, 2010

everybody

what would you do for a klondike bar

20 Jul, 2010

LIFE

lifes a garden.......... dig it

20 Jul, 2010

You pick

No cheating, you have to post this on ur blogs and see what people want from you!!! 1=A baby? 2=Another chance? 3=Love? 4=A Kiss? 5=Friendship? 6=Max partner? 7=Lap dance? 8=To chill? 9=To cuddle? 10=Marriage?

19 Jul, 2010

F.uck

F.uck the freeworld and all who inhabit it

16 Jul, 2010

yo

i make good girls go bad

15 Jul, 2010

yous

the way you move you make my pee pee go doing doing doing

14 Jul, 2010

me 3

im not afraid to go to jail tonight cuz nigga i really wanna fight if you wanna ttalk $hit you better f.uckin quit cuz ill kill ur a$$ with my glock at 6 o' clock

14 Jul, 2010

winning

winning is everything

13 Jul, 2010

me 2

i got a donkey schlong just so you know its really long

13 Jul, 2010

ME!!!!!!!

i got an 11 inch d!ck i f.uck 7 girls at one time they drink my c** like they drinking slurpees i dont give a f.uck if i give them all herpes

13 Jul, 2010

YOU

youre no fother muckin (bully)

13 Jul, 2010

teacher teacher -brabbit and situation

[B-Rabbit] im sh0t i need sum m0re p0t quick teacher teacher i need a precher im 0n the bleacher s0 teacher teacher c** quick i g0t a hick 0n my neck s0 s*** 0n **** its thick and lick my stick damn girl whats yur sign... [situati0n] maann yu must be 0ut yer mind...if you think you caann land a b**** like that you gotta better chance of ****in a cat at a glance its not that bad but you gotta know ill gut the h** [B-Rabbit] damn... br0

12 Jul, 2010

YOU

You dont want to f.uck with shady cuz shady will f.uckin kill you

11 Jul, 2010

HELP!!!

My Profile | My Favorites | Inbox (0) | Community | Tell a Friend

10 Jul, 2010

eminem

eminem is the dopest rapper ever

09 Jul, 2010

THEY

they say every man will grow up to marry someone like their mother which explains why ur such a mother f.uckin b!tch

09 Jul, 2010

GOD

if anybody wants to talk about religion message me

09 Jul, 2010

MINE

My chick bad my chick hood my chick does $h!t your chick wish she could

08 Jul, 2010

ppl

I'm not afraid to take a stand Everybody come take my hand We'll walk this road together, through the storm Whatever weather, cold or warm Just let you know that, you're not alone Holla if you feel that you've been down the same road

08 Jul, 2010

F.uck

F.uck LeBron u s*** balls

08 Jul, 2010

?IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?

Honestly... If u really like someone right now, and miss them at this moment, and can't get them out of ur head, and you think about them ALL the time, then re-post this t**led "?IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?" within one minute. And whoever u r missing,will surprise you... repost

07 Jul, 2010

Do you love someone to do this?

Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back, you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soul mate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. Repost with t**le: Do you love someone to do this?

07 Jul, 2010

I robbed Barney cuz im a sexy beast

wats the month you were born in? 1(Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged X 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on 01 - 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal X 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie X 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that X yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y beast

06 Jul, 2010

not afraid

im not afraid to pull my d*ck from the dirt and to stand up and say f.uck you to the whole world if you're not afraid message mee

05 Jul, 2010

iight

answer in my inbox WANT YOUR # NAME: Cell #: TEXT MESSAGING(YES OR NO): PIX MESSAGING(YES OR NO). FREAKY{YES OR NO}: I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE DiS & SEE HOW MANY #'S U GET

04 Jul, 2010

ok

1 question 1 chance 1 honest answer Thats all you get You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this And see what people ask you

04 Jul, 2010

hmm

IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les s**

04 Jul, 2010

Soy Milk

soy milk cant be milk because there is no soy t**tie

03 Jul, 2010

bored

im bored outta my f***in mind