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| Username : | the answer |
| First Name : | Hysam |
| Last Name : | Helal |
| Gender: | M |
| Country: | CU |
| Member Since : | 21 Nov, 2009 |
21 Apr, 2010
beautiful-eminem
don't let them say you ain't beautiful they can all get f***ed just stay true to you
09 Apr, 2010
another quote i made up
dont hate the player, dont hate the game either, just learn how to play
09 Apr, 2010
quote that i made up
the strong take from the weak, but the SMART take from the strong
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans.
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so fat she sets off car alarms when she runs
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her
06 Apr, 2010
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Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code
06 Apr, 2010
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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "One at a time, please
06 Apr, 2010
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Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so fat when she has s**, she has to give directions
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "I'll Take It!"
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Russia claimed her for the new world
06 Apr, 2010
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Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so fat we're in her right now
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amus****t park, people try to ride HER
06 Apr, 2010
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Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction
06 Apr, 2010
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Yo momma so fat she's on both side of the family
06 Apr, 2010
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Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell!
06 Apr, 2010
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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station
06 Apr, 2010
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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her
06 Apr, 2010
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Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face
06 Apr, 2010
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Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone
06 Apr, 2010
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Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone
06 Apr, 2010
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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so ugly when she tried to take a bath the water jumped out
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.
06 Apr, 2010
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Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so dumb when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so dumb when asked on an application, "Max?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so dumb she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl.
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so dumb she asked you, "What is the number for 911?"
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so dumb when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not permitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so dumb you have to dig for her IQ
06 Apr, 2010
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Yo momma so dumb she sits on the TV, and watches the couch
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so dumb when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K."
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so dumb she bought a solar-powered flashlight
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so dumb that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so dumb she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so dumb she studied for a drug test
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma joke
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween
06 Apr, 2010
yo momma jokes
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"
06 Apr, 2010
war
war is not the answer its the question
01 Apr, 2010
joke
y is santa a pimp? cuz he says "ho ho ho marry christmas" lol
24 Jan, 2010
Posers
y is everybody copying me wth the jokes for blogs i was the first to do it So posers back off
18 Jan, 2010
THE answer
people ask me why your username is the answer then i ask them a question: would u rather be the question or the answer and they say THE ANSWER
26 Dec, 2009
yo mama jokes
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
26 Dec, 2009
yo mama jokes
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper
26 Dec, 2009
yo mama jokes
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook
26 Dec, 2009
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals
26 Dec, 2009
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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince
26 Dec, 2009
yo mama jokes
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class
26 Dec, 2009
yo mama jokes
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died
26 Dec, 2009
yo mama jokes
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
26 Dec, 2009
yo mama jokes
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out
26 Dec, 2009
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Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money
26 Dec, 2009
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Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
26 Dec, 2009
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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
26 Dec, 2009
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Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
26 Dec, 2009
yo mama jokes
yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car
26 Dec, 2009
yo mama jokes
yo mama so fat she has her own area code
26 Dec, 2009
yo mama jokes
yo mama so big shes on both sides of the family
26 Dec, 2009
yo mama jokes
yo mama so old that she sat next to Jesus in second grade
26 Dec, 2009
yo mama jokes
yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and made it a dollar
26 Dec, 2009
Yo Mama Jokes
yo mama so fat we r in her right now
26 Dec, 2009
Yo Mama Jokes
yo mama's so fat when i tried to go around her a ran out of gas
26 Dec, 2009
Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama's so stupid she asked me whats the number for 911
26 Dec, 2009
Yo Mama Jokes
yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it
22 Dec, 2009
Yo mama jokes
yo mama so fat people run around her for exercise
22 Dec, 2009
YO MAMA JOKES
yo mama is so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio LOL
22 Dec, 2009
think about it
would u rather be the best out of the worst or the worst out of the best? ANSWER THIS QUESTION AND SEND IT TO MY INBOX
22 Dec, 2009
Definition of surprise
when life knocks u out while u are not looking
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