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Heyaz!! Play Lacrosse. Love my best friends on the site.. Anthony,James,Justin,Ryan,Joel.. but Brittany is my BFFL so ha people.. and im not single sorry =(.. i love Joe hes my teddy bear/best friend/boyfriend.. i <3 him XD!!!!!
|First Name :||sam|
|Last Name :||burkhardt|
|Member Since :||25 Jun, 2008|
13 May, 2009
my friend matt rammed me into a door and i have brusies on my b***s now ow! and then he offers to massage them so what the hell is up with that?! O.o
12 May, 2009
Natural Hair Color: [x] Brown - $100 [ ] Blondie - $50 [ ] Black - $200 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other - $75 Eye Color: [ ] Brown - $50  Green - $75  Blue - $150 [ ] Hazel - $100 [ x] Other - $15 Height: [ ] Over 7' - $200 [ ] 6'8 to 7' - $175 [ ] 6'0 to 6'7 - $150  5'5 to 5'11 - $75 [x] 5'4 to 5'10 - $85 [ ] Under 5'4 - $95 Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [x] 0 to 18 - $100 Birth Order:  Twins or more than twins - $750 [ x] First Born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [ ] second born - $150 [ ] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100  third born - $550 [ ] fourth born - $300 [ ] fifth born - $400 [ ] sixth born - $215 Drink? [ ] I did like once - $400 [ x] Only Holidays - $250 [ ] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - Bankrupt $0 [ ] No - $600 Vision? [x] perfect vision $400 [ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200 [ ] No correction $100 [ ] Glasses $50 [x ] contacts $25 [ ] Surgical correction -$100 Shoe Size: [ ] 13+ - $300 [ ] 12-1/2 to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [x] 7 to 10 - $500 [ Under 7 - $450 Favorite Colors (TWO):  Green - $750  Red - $600 [ x] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow - $475 [ ] Brown - $300 [ ] Purple - $225 [ ] White - $400 [ ] Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [ x] Blue - $300 [ ] Pink - $100 [ ] Other - $500 Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes $0 [x] Nope-add $1000 [ ] some- $750
11 May, 2009
Y O U ] 1. What's your name? Sam 2. Whens your birthday ? April 27 3. Where were you born? Shady Grove 4. Were you a planned child? hell no 5. Eye/ hair color? Black eyes. Brown hair with apparntly blond black and red >.< 6. Shoe size? 6 7. Piercings? 2 bout to be 4 8. Tattoo's ? 0 9. Wear any jewelry? you bet. 10. How short are you ? 5ft 3in, 11. How many teeth are in your mouth? how many are there suppose to be? cuz i got all? 12. Chew your nails? nopee 13. Hair style? wavy or curly 14. Do you wear glasses? thank god no 15. Have you ever broken a bone? i play viloent sports. duh! [ L I F E ] 1. Do you live with both parents? yepp 2. Do you have any pets? yepp 3. How many siblings do you have? 1 4. Anybody other then relatives live with you? nopee 5. Lots of friends? yepp 7. Does your family have more then one car? yepp 8. Where are you located? Damascus, MD 9. Has anybody close to you died recently? my dog 10. Any mental illnesses? ask any of my friends and they will say yep 11. Currently sick? im cured.. gave my sickness to britt <3 ya hun! hope you get better! [ L O V E ] 1. Status: dating 3. Anyone you got in mind? yepp 4. Last person to say I Love You to you? does it count if it was my mama? 5. Why did your last relationship end? he was f***ing annoying! 7. Do you believe in love at first sight? nopee 8. Honestly , are you/were you ever in love? nopee 9. Describe love: where you and a person share equal qualities and can find something to talk bout everyday. Know everything bout there other part (person). can say i love you without any guilt or regret 10. What do you look for in a relationship? be respected and loved 11. Any one certain thing that would cause a break up? cheating 12. Plan on getting married? nopee 13. Whats your dream wedding? having my wedding out on the caribbean and all my closest friends are in there elegant gowns and my special someone *cough* chris =) *cough* is up there waiting for me in his tuxed
06 May, 2009
93% of gurlz wuld cry if they saw Miley Cyrus on top of the Sears Tower in Chicago gettin ready 2 jump. copy nd paste diz if ur part of da 7% who wuld say "JUMP B****!!"
06 May, 2009
95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5% that would shout 'Jump
29 Apr, 2009
MONTH 1:MOMMY IM ONLY 4 INCHES LONG MONTH 2:MOMMY I LOVE YOUR VOICE ITS A SWEET LULLABY MONTH 3:MOMMY I JUST FOUND OUT IM A BOY!AREN'T YOU GLAD MONTH 4: MOMMY I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SUCK MY THUMB!I GET A LOT OF EXCERCISE!I CAN TUEN MY HEAD AND STRETCH MONTH 5:MOMMY WHY ARE YOU CRYING?IT MAKES ME CRY TOO!SEE I CRY EVEN THOUGHT YOU CAN'T SEE ME MONTH 6:MOMMY THAT DOCTOR LIED TO YOU;I AM REAL!i DON'T LIKE THAT DOCTOR AT ALL! MONTH 7: I HEAR THAT DOCTOR AGAIN!WHAT'S ABORTION?OW!MOMMY I FEEL A NEEDLE;IT'S BURNING,MOMMY!HELP ME! I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT! MOMMY IT'S OKAY NOW IM IN THE HANDS OF GOD NOW.HE EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT ABORTION IS. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?HOW COULD YOU KILL ME?DIDN'T YOU WANT ME MOMMY?IF YOU THINK ABORTION IS WRONG COPY N PASTE THIS!!:-(
28 Apr, 2009
oh ya!! i forgot!! for my birthday i got to go to the FOB concert!! metro station was suppose to be there but they bailed and 50 cent played instead *yuck* so i got to see fall out boy, cobra starship, hey monday, all time low.........and 50 cent. =) it was a great concert and damn gabe (cobra) and pete (fall out boy) looked smokin!!!! =D
27 Apr, 2009
Name: sam Last Name: burkhardt Max: girl Do you beileve in God: yea Do you think that life is worth living: yea Have you ever had s** in real life: nah How about over the computer: u bet =) Do you drink: nah Do you do Mugs: nah Do you smoke: nah Are you gonna have kids: eventually How many: 3 Do you live in California: nah If not, Where: austrailia What kind of laptop/computer do you use: idk Are you emo: nah but i would be a f***ing hott emo What did you think of this survey: pointless copy and paste this! not the answers!
24 Apr, 2009
A - AVAILABLE: not for long ;) B - BIRTHDAY: 4/27 C - CRUSHING ON: chris *swoon* D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: ensure E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: matt and doug F - FAVORITE SONG: i dont care by fall out boy G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: gummy bears H - HOMETOWN: damascus I - IN LOVE WITH: chris *swoon again* J - JUGGLE: not in this world K - KILLED SOMEONE: videos game ya L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: florida M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: strawerry N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 1 O - ONE WISH: not sure P - PERSON YOU TEXTED LAST: doug R- REASON TO SMILE: just being me makes me smile =) S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: O Zone - Dragostea Din Tei (numa-numa) original T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 5:00 U - UNDERWEAR COLOR: lazer blue! V - VEGETABLE(S): carrots W - WORST HABIT: everything has to be 5.. i get a cookie it has to be 5 cookeis X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: nun ya cuz iv had none Y - YOYOS : ah-mazing Z - ZODIAC SIGN: taurus
21 Apr, 2009
love love love
♥_♥____♥_♥ Put this ♥___♥_♥__ ♥ heart _♥___♥___♥_ on your __♥ _____♥__ page if ___♥___ ♥___ you love ____♥_♥____ someone _____♥_____ very much
21 Apr, 2009
Your Name: Sam mountαin dew or lime: Mountain dew. fαvorite fruit: strawberry fαvorite seαson: summer. Hαve you: ever cried over α girl or boy: yes ever been αrrested: hmmm.. haha jk nope ever used α g**: nah ever finished α puzzle: yep ever got surgery: nope ever got beαten up: no.. beatn someone else up! ever hαted someone: yes ever mαde α huge mistαke: yes Pick one: blue or red?: blue spring or fαll?: spring Right now: Is your hαir up? nah Is your phone right beside you? yes Do you hαve α boyfriend? nah Do you miss someone? yep Do you wish you were somewhere else? yes Do you hαve plαns for tonight? yes Are you weαring chαpstick? yea Are you cold? no Are you tired? no Are you excited? pretty much Are you watching tv? No . Are you weαring pαjαmαs?no . Who's the lαst person you IMed? friend nikki who's the lαst person that called you? doug
05 Nov, 2008
ok... so my mom took my phone... and broke it i think... and my internet is gone for gud... so i'm not gonna be on for a loooooonnnnnggggg time... sorry everybody luv's u!!!!!!
31 Oct, 2008
happy halloween everybody!! i love halloween.. its my fav holiday.. i like it better then christmas and my bday too hehe.. i just think its amazing =)
23 Oct, 2008
I Don't Care by Apocalyptica
I try to make it through my life, in my way, there's you I try to make it through these lies, that's all I do Just don't deny it Just don't deny it and deal with it, yeah Just deal with it You try to break me, You wanna break me...bit by bit, That's just part of it If you were dead or still alive I don't care, I don't care And all the things you left behind I don't care, I don't care I try to make you see my side Always trying to stay in line But your eyes see right through That's all they do I'm getting tired of this s*** I've got no room when it's like this What you want of me just deal with it SO! If you were dead or still alive I don't care, I don't care And all the things you left behind I don't care, I don't care (nothing can care about, nothing can care about) (you won't be there for me, you won't be there for me) If you were dead or still alive I don't care, I don't care And all the things you left behind I don't care, I don't care
23 Oct, 2008
Lonely and SIck =(
its my best day ever... NOT!! im so sick and i couldnt even get outa bed.. i gotz my labtop right now =( so i couldnt go to school. ugh. and no one is online for me to talk to.. so ya... IM ALL LONELY!! AND SICK!!! IM SICK AND LONELY!! =(
23 Oct, 2008
i gotz 3000 views!!!
wowzers ((yup its a g**word but idc)).. i gotz 3000 views.. ha brittany i still got more then you XD!!!!
23 Oct, 2008
Ryan Didone past away on October 20, 2008 on Hawkins Creamery Rd. in a car crash.... he was a loving and dear friend to all of us and we will miss him very much.. Although i did not get the chance to know him he will be in all of our memories and prayers.. Everyone loved him and he was a great person.. We will all miss you ryan and we will see you in heaven some day right by Gods side =)
21 Oct, 2008
i have like 200 more views until i get 3000.. WOW o.o thats a big number.. help please
21 Oct, 2008
2 weeks =(
when i was playin lacrosse some girl checked me and broke my hand.. ouch.. and so i broke her face ^_^.. im grounded for 2 weeks so i wont be online for awhile =( but it was worth it lolz
19 Oct, 2008
my teddy bear left without sayin bye =( *crying*... no one talk to me please cuz i might start crying to you =`(
18 Oct, 2008
a boyfriend is somebody that loves you.somebody that takes care of you.somebody that never lets you get hurt.a boyfriend is somebody special that gives you flowers kiss's choclate rings and most of all a child.A boyfriend is always with you in bad ways and good ways.somebody that tells you"hi babe whats up" and a boyfriend is somebody that never gives up for the one he loves.a boyfriend might turn into a husband or even a dad.a boyfriend is like somebody that always there for you and in you side.a boyfriend might just not like you but you never know!so now you know a boyfriend could be lots of stuff and he is very speacial to you andhe will always be in your heart and in your blood and always on your side and always love you the way you love him in bad ways and good ways
15 Oct, 2008
afi is my teddy bear!!!!!!! i love him to death.. hes amazing and he alwayz knows how to make me laugh or smile every day.. he can make my worst day ever become my best day... hes a great best friend and i love him... <3 ya lots joe!!!!!!! ^_^... and he will always be my teddy bear no matter what.. even if he suddenly starts to hate me =)
14 Oct, 2008
r u serious???
i got 2000 views already... when i posted that last blog i had like 300 more to go... wow! lolz thanx ^_^
11 Oct, 2008
1) Kiss on the hand: I adore you. 2) Kiss on the cheak: I just wanna be friends. 3) Kiss on the lips: I love you. 4) Kiss on the neck: I want you. 5) Kiss on the ear: Im just playing. 6) Look in your eyes: Kiss me. 7) Plays with your hair: I can't live without you. 8) Hands on her waist: I love you to much to let go.
09 Oct, 2008
10 signs u love someone TEN:You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You feel very jealous when he/she is laughing n talking 2 some1 else of the opposite s** . EIGHT:When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her.SIX: They're all you think about most of the time.FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them.THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice that number seven was missing..ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.
09 Oct, 2008
im sad *tear down my cheek*
there is no one online and im lonely... why isnt anybody online???? *another tear*
06 Oct, 2008
Rate me....... 1.)cute 2.)crush 3.)hot 4.)s**y 5.)drop dead s**y 6.)want to be with me ........Go a head and rate me please!
02 Oct, 2008
Guys Are Too *****
GIVE HER ONE OF YOUR T-SHIRTS TO SLEEP IN. LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES. KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS. TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE. TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL. L00K HER IN THE EYE WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER. LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR. MESS WITH HER HAIR. JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER. INCLUDE HER IN ALL THINGS Y0U D0. F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES. L00K AT HER LIKES SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL Y0U SEE. TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P. H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U ARE AROUND Y0UR FRIENDS. WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT Y0U TELL HER Y0U L0VE HER. LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN Y0UR ARMS. GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER. TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE Y0U BACK. STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK. WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER. KISS HER F0REHEAD. GIVE HER THE W0RLD. WRITE HER LETTERS. LET HER WEAR Y0UR CL0THES. WHEN SHES SAD, HANG 0UT WITH HER. LET HER KN0W SHE'S IMP0RTANT. LET HER TAKE ALL THE PH0T0S 0F Y0U SHE WANTS. KISS HER IN THE RAIN. CALL HER EVERY NIGHT. AND WHEN Y0U FALL IN L0VE WITH HER, TELL HER. AND WHEN Y0U D0 TELL HER. L0VE HER LIKE Y0U NEVER L0VED BEF0RE. GUYS REP0ST: I'M NOT A ***** GIRLS REP0ST: GUY'S ARE TOO ***** TO BE LIKE THIS IF Y0U D0N'T REP0ST THIS IN 4 MINUTES Y0U WiLL L0SE "THE 0NE YOU LOVE
02 Oct, 2008
Anthony is such a great friend.. he was my first friend here and he made me feel very welcomed to this site and i knew we were gonna be such good friends... I talk to him all the time and he is always there for me when i just need someone to talk to and he is an amazing friend.. hes the perfect friend that would listen to for hours about your problems and the best part about that is hes a guy and that dosent happen very often.. lol.. I love ya Anthony and i know we will be best friends foreva!
01 Oct, 2008
Don't wanna be an American idiot. Don't want a nation that under the new media. And can you hear the sound of hysteria? The subliminal mind**** America. Welcome to a new kind of tension. All across the alien nation. Everything isn't meant to be okay. Television dreams of tomorrow. We're not the ones who're meant to follow. Convincing them to walk you. Well maybe I'm the ****head America. I'm not a part of a redneck agenda. Now everybody do the propaganda. And sing along in the age of paranoia. Welcome to a new kind of tension. All across the alien nation. Everything isn't meant to be okay. Television dreams of tomorrow. We're not the ones who're meant to follow. Convincing them to walk you. Don't wanna be an American idiot. Don't want a nation controlled by the media. Information nation of hysteria. It's going out to idiot America. Welcome to a new kind of tension. All across the alien nation. Everything isn't meant to be okay. Television dreams of tomorrow. We're not the ones who're meant to follow. Convincing them to walk you.
01 Oct, 2008
i failed (your grade)
a girl went to a party she ended up staying longer than planned,and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a relatively small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. nstantly a comforting feeling of quietness and ecurity wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past him and arrived home salfley he following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could of been her she beengan to weep thanking the lord for her sfatey and to help this young woman she decied tto go to the police station she felt liek she could reconze the man so she told them her stroy the police asked her if she would be wiling to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him she agreed and imeadtly pointed out the man when the man was told he had been identified he imadently borke down and conffsed the officer thanked diane for her bravery and asked if tehre was anything they could do for her she asked if they would ask him one question diane was courious why he had nto attacked her when the police ask him he anwserd because she wasnt alone there was to men on either side of her amazilng wheather you blieve it or not 99% of teenagers do not stand up for god repost this ask i failed (your grade) if you turly believe in god
01 Oct, 2008
I'D DIE TO HAVE THIS GUY!
THIS IS THE PERFECT GUY Im the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning, and every single night to tell you sweet dreams. I'm the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears. I'm the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no make-up on, wearing your most torn up jeans and a plain tee-shirt. I'm the guy who won't pressure you to do things that you don't want to do. I'm the guy who kisses you on the forehead; it doesn't always have to be on the mouth. I'm the guy who doesn't kiss and tell. I'm the guy who actually listens to you when you talk. I'm the guy who's excited all day because I'm looking forward to our date that night. I'm the guy who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more. I'm the guy who can't help but smile when you walk into the room. I'm the guy who's perfectly content with staying in and watching movies and cuddling. I'm the guy who won't lie to you about where he's going or where he's been, or who he's been with. I'm the guy who gets b***erflies when he hears your name. I'm the guy who's not afraid to tell his friends he loves you. I'm the guy who doesnt mess with other girls when I have you; you're the only one that I need. I'm the guy who doesn't care about your imperfections, and loves you more for them; who wants a perfect girl? that's just boring. I'm the guy who will hold you while we watch the sun set. I'M THE GUY WHO REALLY WANTS TO MAKE YOU THE HAPPIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD. I AM THIS GUY.... one of many.... who always ends up losing her to the j***s who will treat her like crap and are so concerned about gettin' some. Girls: If you'd die to have this guy, repost as "i'd die to have this guy" Guys: If you'd do these things for a girl, repost as "I'd be this guy
26 Jul, 2008
do u love someone enough to do this???
Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back, you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soulmate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. Repost with t**le: Do you love someone enough to do this???
30 Jun, 2008
leavin to go to florida and stoppin by at south carolina... lol... u know who i am talkin to
30 Jun, 2008
FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food. REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we ****ed up... but that **** was fun" FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry. REAl FRiENDS: cry with you FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAl FRiENDS: keep your **** so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you. REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile. REAl FRiENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste ****." FAKE FRiENDS: will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you. REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the **** out FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to all there real friends and hope toget it back!!
30 Jun, 2008
SPONGEBOB GOT PATRICK,TIGGER GOT POOH,DORA GOT BOOTS,AND I GOT A COOL ASS MUTHA F^CKN FRIEND LIKE YOU!!
28 Jun, 2008
1.Whats your name? 2.Are we close? 3.What do you think of me? 4.Do you have a crush on me? 5.Would you kiss me? 6.Would you go out with me? 7.Describe me in 3 words? 8.If you had me for 30 mins what would you do? 9.What was your first impression of me? 10.Do you still think the same about me? 11.What reminds me of you? 12. If you could give me anything what would it be? 13.How well do you know me?14.What you like best about me? 15.Every wanted to tell me something you couldn't? 16.Could you ever love me? 17.Give me a nickname and explain why you chose it? 18.Are you going to put this in your blog to see what I say about you? 19.Anything to say before you go? 20.Rate me 1-10.
25 Jun, 2008
B4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite s** thinking of u.They want to kiss u, They want to be with u they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night. in a month they will ask u out or? grab u and kiss u.Post this in the next 200 seconds and you WILL have THE best day of your life THIS SATURDAY.You're number one love Will eitherkiss you,ask you out,or call you,or text you,or better
25 Jun, 2008
There was A gurl that wanted to learn her a>b>c's so she asks her mom who is in dinning room and she say's "go ask yo dad" so she goes into the family room and say daddy can u teach me my A>B>C's and he say's no go ask yo brother and so she goes into her brothers room and say brother can u teach me my A>B>C's he says no go to the next door neigbors and she rings the door bell and a guy opens the door anfd she asks him can u teach me my A>B>C's he says sure come in. He tells Her to go up stairs so when she goes up stairs he tells her to take her shirt off she says "but my mommy said not to " he said do u want to learn yo A>B>C's she said Yes SO she did Then he said to take off her pants she says her mommy told me not to he says do u want to learn yo A>B>C's she yes so she did and he got on top of her and humped her from A to Z
25 Jun, 2008
A girl said to a boy she loved: "do you like me?" the boy said: "no", the girl asked: "do you think i'm pretty?", the boy said: "no", the girl asked: "will you cry if i leave?" the boy said: "no". then the girl left but the boy took her hand and said: " id don't like you, i love you. i don't think you're pretty, you're beautiful, i won't cry if you leave i will die." Send this to 15 ppl and then after press F6 and you're crush will appear on the screen.
25 Jun, 2008
One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between the that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." If u post this on a bulletin in 5 minutes someone special will message or call you.!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! 10 are sleeping 9 are playing 1 is reading this. put this on 4 video comments within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur love.!!!!!!!!!!
25 Jun, 2008
i hate racism
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism
25 Jun, 2008
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you :) 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
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