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|First Name :||Haylee|
|Last Name :||S.|
|Member Since :||11 Apr, 2009|
28 Mar, 2010
I've decided to change my life. No more drinking alcohal, no more being mean to my stepmom or my mom, im working at an animal shelter with my guy friend dylan (<3) I also volunteer at homeless shelters and serve food. and i might be going to haiti to help them with the red cross
28 Mar, 2010
Watching college chamiponship gymnastics. michigan, iowa, minnesota, penn state, missouri, illinois, and another one i think. iowa is averaging 9.3. second place, baby! lets make it to first! minnesota is on beams and iowa is on bars and floor right now.
22 Mar, 2010
You'll always be in my heart
RIP Josh Young You were cool, and a good friend. I'll miss yew buddy :(
28 Feb, 2010
been a long time since i've written a blog i've had an amazing day :) it was awesome for so many reasons. Full moon tonight :P watch out for them werewolves ;)
21 Feb, 2010
girly, it wud mean the world to me if we cud stop being mad at eachother :( i miss my bffae and i want her to talk to me again.. u no hu u r
20 Feb, 2010
bonjour. je m'apelle Kylee
i think i spelled that wrong. kylee here(: im at haylees house and we got drunk last night(: i guess i kept asking random people if they had boners. and oh mi gosh me and haylee are still getting married on May 17th and drew is gonna work at it as a male stripper so everyone should come. love ya(:
16 Feb, 2010
I AM HAYLEE
I'm not hot: I'm Haylee I'm not emo: im Haylee i'm not talented: im haylee im not special: I AM HAYLEE
14 Feb, 2010
Fishy crackers (aka Goldfish crackers) are for happy people. but if fishy crackers are for happy people, then wat are for sad people? mints. mints are for sad people
10 Feb, 2010
Yuckkkk I hate wednesdays because you no tht u have 2 more days of skewl tht week 2 more days of bad sleep 2 more days of boring lectures
06 Feb, 2010
kylee here. im laying on haylee's bed oh baby. i can make her bedrock all night. jealous? sooo we got drunk last night off vodka. she wasnt sharing and had wayyy more then me. so we were talking to Aaron for 4 hours on the phone and he was buzzed i think. we were all singing. it was pretty crazy. and omg we are getting married but someone is gonna steal me. i love this w**** to death<3
06 Feb, 2010
Drank a lot of vodka with kylee last night. Don't feel so good this morning. I was wasted nd talking to a dude that i don't remember wat his name is or what we even talked about.
05 Feb, 2010
You p***ed Kylee off! Thanks guys! Now i'm going to help her while you sit on your fat a**es uploading fake pictures and pretending to be her friend! FUCK YOU!
01 Feb, 2010
i love him..but he and i aren't sure if we want to date agaiin...we're gud buds. idk...
31 Jan, 2010
Went and got my belly button peirced and am getting my tatoo finished tommorrow. an ivy vine spiraling up my ankle
26 Jan, 2010
another snow day! home by myself......Kinda boring. But more interesting than skewl.
02 Jan, 2010
Just got over the stupid stomach flu thats been going around. So happy. Now my sister and cousin have it.
23 Nov, 2009
first of all i haven't been on like all month! second, New Moon was AWESOME! i think it was stupid that when he asks her to marry him and she gasps and then the movie is over
21 Oct, 2009
You know how those little candy bars say "fun sized" ? THEY'RE NOT FUN! THERE'S NOTHING FUN ABOUT A FRIGGEN 1/5 OF A CANDY BAR. x(
21 Oct, 2009
We had an early out today! there was 68 people gone because of that stupid flu going around. 4 of them have H1N1. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEEE!!!!!!!!
07 Oct, 2009
an essay is just like a womans skirt. long enought to cover the subject, but short enought to keep it interesting. lol
28 Sep, 2009
Hey everyone. The reason i haven't been on all weekend is because my mom is in the hospital. i have to stay somewhere until she gets better so, i might not log on everyday.....
26 Aug, 2009
You belong with me
You're on the phone with your girlfriend, She's upset She's going off about something that you said She doesnt get your humour like I do I'm in the room, its a typical Tuesday night I'm listening to the kind of music she doesnt like And she'll never know your story like I do But she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers Dreaming bout the day when you'll wake up and find That what you're lookin for has been here the whole time If you could see that I'm the one who understands you Been here all along so why can't you see? You belong with me You belong with me Walkin the streets with you in your worn out jeans I cant help thinking this is how it ought to be Laughing on the park bench thinkin to myself Hey isnt this easy? And you've got a smile that could light up this whole town I havent seen it in awhile, since she brought you down You say you find I know you better than that Hey, Whatcha doing with a girl like that? She wears high heels, I wear sneakers She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers Dreaming bout the day when you'll wake up and find That what you're looking for has been here the whole time If you could see that I'm the one who understands you Been here all along so why can't you see? You belong with me Standin by, waiting at your back door All this time how could you not know that? You belong with me You belong with me Oh I remember you driving to my house in the middle of the night I'm the one who makes you laugh when you know you're about to cry I know your favorite songs and you tell me about your dreams I think I know where you belong. I think I know it's with me. Can't you see that I'm the one who understand you? Been here all along so why can't you see? You belong with me Standing by or waiting at your back door All this time how could you not know that You belong with me You belong with me Have you ever thought just maybe You belong wi
13 Aug, 2009
here for the party- gretchen wilson
Well I'm an eight ball shooting double fisted drinking son of a g** I wear My jeans a little tight Just to watch the little boys come undone Im here for the beer and the ball busting band Gonna get a little crazy just because I can [Chorus] You know im here for the party And i aint leavin til they throw me out Gonna have a little fun gonna get me some You know im here, im here for the party I may not be a ten but the boys say i clean up good And if i gave em half a chance for some rowdy romance you know they would Ive been waiting all week just to have a good time So bring on them cowboys and their pick up lines [Repeat chorus] Dont want no purple hooter shooter just some jack on the rocks Dont mind me if i start that trashy talk [Repeat chorus twice]
11 Aug, 2009
How long do you spend in the shower? a few mins Whats your favorite dinosaur? t- rex Best momment in life? ..i have alot Whats your shoe size? 7 Ever been called gay? nope How many days till your birthday? its in march Are you wearing any diamonds? a tiny itty bitty one on my ring What is your current mood? tired What magazines do you subscribe to? seventeen, sports illustrated What do you think about dolphins? The animals are really cute! Look up. What do you see? a light bulb Is your room clean? Yea. i keep it pretty clean Current hate: spicy ramen noodles. Favorite Website: mostfungames, myyearbook, and yahoo email What color are your pillows? green and blue Have you ever rode the Subway? on a bike? or in a car? yes? Favorite day of the week? thursday..everything seens to go good on thursdays Do you have a job? yeap. waitress in a tiny diner in iowa and mcDonalds in wisconsin Name 2 television show's you like? survivor, made, and parental control What do you think of Panda Bears? Cute! How many kids do you want to have? 1 or 2 Are you still in school? yes senior year baby! What do you eat the most? chinese foods. Yum Have you ever done Mugs? no Whats in your wallet right now? 20 dollars and a cupon for a free slushie at kwik star Where do you shop most? gordmans, kohls, and somtimes hot topic How many numbers are in your cell phone? 56 exactly Who is your last text message from? Missy Does your best friend have a myspace? nope Who is your favorite person to be with? missy or kylee What are your favorite bands? paramore, linkin park, and disturbed How much money do you have right now? 500 in savings and 20 in my wallet How many states have you been to? wisconsin, iowa, califonia, i'm going to florida this weekend!!! minnesota What do you have on your bed room walls? posters of like a lot of people and pictures that i've drawn Do you wear any jewelry every day? necklaces everyday Do you/did you like school? not really Did you o
10 Aug, 2009
Misery business- Paramore
I'm in the business of misery Let's take it from the top She's got a body like an hourglass That's ticking like a clock It's a matter of time Before we all run out When I thought he was mine She caught him by the mouth I waited eight long months She finally set him free I told him I can't lie He was the only one for me Two weeks and we caught on fire She's got it out for me But I wear the biggest smile Whoa, I never meant to brag But I got him where I want him now Whoa, it was never my intention to brag To steal it all away from you now But God, does it feel so good 'Cause I got him where I want him now And if you could then you know you would 'Cause God, it just feels so It just feels so good Second chances they don't ever matter People never change Once a w****, you're nothing more I'm sorry, that'll never change And about forgiveness We're both supposed to have exchanged I'm sorry honey but I'm passing up Now look this way Well there's a million other girls Who do it just like you Looking as innocent as possible To get to who They want and what they like It's easy if you do it right Well I refuse, I refuse, I refuse Whoa, I never meant to brag But I got him where I want him now Whoa, it was never my intention to brag To steal it all away from you now But God, does it feel so good 'Cause I got him where I want him now And if you could then you know you would 'Cause God, it just feels so It just feels so good I watched his wildest dreams come true And not one of them involving you Just watch my wildest dreams come true Not one of them involving Whoa, I never meant to brag But I got him where I want him now Whoa, I never meant to brag But I got him where I want him now Whoa, it was never my intention to brag To steal it all away from you now But God, does it feel so good 'Cause I got him where I want him now And if you could then you know you would 'Cause God, it just feels so
10 Aug, 2009
Is it you- Cassie (very very good song)
I'm looking for a lover not a friend Somebody who can be there when I need someone to talk to I'm looking for someone who won't pretend Somebody not afraid to say The way they feel about you And I'm looking for someone who understands How I feel Someone who can keep it real And who knows the way The way I like to have it my way And I'm looking for someone who takes me there Wants to share Shows he cares Thinkin' you're the one that I've been waiting for [chorus: 2x] Is it you? Is it you? Maybe you're the one I've been waiting for Could you be the one for me? Could you be the one I need? I'm looking for someone to share my pain Someone who I can run to Who will stay with me when it rains Someone who I can cry with through the night Someone who I can trust whose heart is right And I'm looking for someone And I'm looking for someone who understands How I feel Someone who can keep it real And who knows the way The way I like to have it my way And I'm looking for someone who takes me there Wants to share Shows he cares Thinking you're the one that I've been waiting for [chorus 2x] Take for granted how much I care (how much I care) Appreciates that I'm there Someone who listens And someone I can call who isn't afraid of love to share [chorus 2x]
06 Aug, 2009
1.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up,then screams,"That's mine!" 2.Leave a box in the corner and when someone gets on,ask them if they can hear ticking. 3.When there's only one other person in the elevator,tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasnt you. 4.Ask,"Did you feel that?" 5.Call out "Group Hug",then enforce it. 6.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,"Shut up all of you,just shut up!" 7.Crack open your briefcase or purse and while peering inside,ask "Got enough air in there?" 8.Stare at another passenger for awhile,then announce in horror,"Your one of THEM!" 9.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
04 Aug, 2009
I cost $3,570 a night!!!
Natural Hair Color: [X] Brown - $100 [ ] Blondie - $50 [ ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other - $75 Eye Color: [ ] Brown - $50 [ ] Green - $75 [ ] Blue - $150 [x ] Hazel - $100 [ ] Other - $15 Height: [ ] Over 7' - $200 [ ] 6'8 to 7' - $175 [ ] 6'0 to 6'7 - $150 [x] 5'5 to 5'11 - $75  5'4 to 5'10 - $85  Under 5'4 - $95 age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [x] 0 to 18 - $100 Birth Order: [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [x ] First Born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [ ] second born - $150 [ ] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [ ] third born - $550 [ ] fourth born - $300 [ ] fifth born - $400 [ ] sixth born - $215 Drink? [ x] I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [ ] Sometimes - $215  YES - $200 [ ] only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - Bankrupt $0  No - $600 Vision? [x] perfect vision $400 [ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200 [ ] No correction $100 [ ] Glasses $50 [ ] contacts $25 [ ] Surgical correction -$100 Shoe Size: [ ] 13+ - $300 [ ] 12-1/2 to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [ x] 7 to 10 - $500 [ ] Under 7 - $450 Favorite Colors (TWO):  Green - $750  Red - $600 [ x] Black - $100 [x ] Yellow - $475 [ ] Brown - $300  Purple - $225 [ ] White - $400 [ ] Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [ ] Blue - $300 [ ] Pink - $100  Other - $500 Total: Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes $0 [x] Nope-add $1000 [ ] some- $750
04 Aug, 2009
I am quitting this site 1. No one ever messages me 2. I can't get into the chat room on my stupid a** computer 3. I just really want to. 4. It's getting boring 5. it's full of fake emos, fake pictures, and fake names. Just tell the truth people!!
31 Jul, 2009
When i went back to my mom's she surprised me with 3 abbey dawn hoodies and 4 abbey dawn shirts. i'm so happy :)
27 Jul, 2009
What was the last thing you ate? : bread If you were a crayon what color would you be? Blue Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? : Kylee Hugs or Kisses? : Hugz Chocolate or Vanilla? : vanilla The phone rings. What is your ring tone? : best days of your life Do you like Thunderstorms? : kinda Where's the weirdest place you have fallen Asleep? : In bed bath and beyond...the beds are comfy Do you get distracted easily? : Sometimes What's your last text message say?: thanks for helping out
27 Jul, 2009
Lol. I've already done like half of these already *hint* number #13
16 things to do in wal-mart 1. Get 24 boxes of open soda and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling g**s in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look". 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, a**ume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!
21 Jul, 2009
 Push me into a wall and kiss me?  Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill?  Slap Me?  Slap me if i asked you to?  Kiss Me?  Let Me Kiss You?  Watch A Movie With Me?  Take Me Home For The Night?  Take Me With You?  Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions?  Let Me Make You Breakfast?  Make me breakfast?  Stick Up For Me if I Was Being Put Down?  Instant Message Me?  Greet Me In Public?  Hang Out With Me?  Bring Me Around Your Friends?  Fall in love with me?  Like me?  Love me?  Go out with me? Do You...  Miss Me?  Think I'm Cute?  Think I'm Hot?  Think I'm Ok?  Think I'm Ugly?  Want To Kiss Me?  Want To Cuddle With Me?  Want To Date Me? Am I...  Smart?  Funny?  Cool?  Loveable?  Adorable?  Great To Be With?  Attractive?  Mean?  Ugly?  Gorgeous? Have You Ever...  Thought About Hooking Up With Me?  Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me ?  Wished I Were There?  Had A Crush On Me?  Wanted My Number?  Had A Dream About Me?  Been Distracted By Me? Are You...  Happy You Know Me?  Thinking About Me?  my friend?
20 Jul, 2009
How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT) [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 Would you rather.. [ ] Do me Or [ ] Date me Would you rather be on top or bottom? [ ] Top [ ] Bottom Do I have pretty eyes? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you be sad if I moved? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you come visit me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Am I.. [ ] Hott [ ] Slick [ ] Maxy [ ] Cute Would you rather.. [ ] Makeout [ ] Cuddle [ ] **** [ ] Kiss Do you want to go out with me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you give me your number? [ ] Yes ( - - ) <-----leave ya numba [ ] No Are you going to repost this so I can answer for YOU? [ ] Yes [ ] No
17 Jul, 2009
(x) I've Never Been Drunk ( ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Max (x) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Max (x) I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car (x ) I've Never Gone Past "Second Base" at a movie theater ( ) I've Never Been In A Taxi () I've Never Been In Love ( ) I've never dumped someone ( ) I've Never Been Dumped (x) I've Never Shoplifted () I've Never Been Fired () I've Never Been In A Fist Fight ( ) I've Never Snuck Out Of My Parent's House (x ) I've Never Been Tied Up () I've Never Regretted Having Max With Someone (x ) I've Never Been Arrested (x) I've Never had a one night stand (x) I've Never Made Out With A Stranger (x) I've Never Stolen Something From My Job (x) I've Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square ( x) I've Never Gone On A Blind Date () I've Never Lied To A Friend (x I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher (x ) I've Never Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans (x ) I've Never Been To Europe ( ) I've Never Skipped School (x) I've Never Slept With A Co-Worker () I've Never Been Married (x) I've Never Been Divorced (x) I've Never Posed Nude (x) I've Never Thrown Up In A Bar ( ) I've Never Eaten Sushi ( ) I've Never Been Snowboarding
16 Jul, 2009
i kissed cookie monster because i have amazing boobs
Pick The Month You Were Born In: 1 (Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on: 01 - 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y beast
09 Jul, 2009
gorgeous slut with with amazing eyes.
What color of shirt are you wearing? Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beastly What kind of pants are you wearing? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hott body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes
24 Jun, 2009
Do you smoke ? no Are u g**? No What color Is ur hair ? brunette Are u single ? no How many friends u have In real life ? 20-30 Do u have a Myspace ? no Do u have a car ? yes Whats a word u use ? lol Can u be funny ? Yes How many piercings u got ? Only my ear's How many times have u had s** ? None im a virgin Do u like kids ? Sometimes Do u eat alot ? Yes Do u do dumb**** ? Yea lot's of time's What games u play ?battle ship...lol Do u look girls ? ? Do u like cookies ? yes You have any close friends? yea kylee, chris, brent, katie,kirsten,candace,haley, summer, etc You're favorite band? paramore Second fav? linkin park or kid rock
24 Jun, 2009
red or green? green salmon or chicken? chicken high or low? high sharks or crocodiles? neither twilight or harry potter? twilight boy or girl? girl love or friends? depends phone or camera? camera computer or phone? computer spagetti or meatloaf? spagetti taken or single? single :) or XD? XD PART 2 What is you name? Haylee Why do you play on here? IDK What is the best part about being a girl/boy? Being a girl. You can get away with so much more with your girlfriends...like hooking elbows and hugging longer. Why did you take this quiz? bored Are you pretty? i guess so... If you could date a celbrity, who would it be? Idk....lol What did you think of this quiz? Idk....stupid
24 Jun, 2009
she was pushed
About six years ago Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school durning a fire drill.When she didn't submerge the police were called.They went down and broght up the seven-teen year old Carmen Winstead's body, the neck broke hitting the ladder, then side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell...They believed them FACT: Two monthes after six-teen year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it.When he went the take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it, he said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, five hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise,David was gone,that morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broke and his face peeled off If you don't repost this saying "she was pushed" or "They pushed her down the sewer" Then carmen will get you,either from the sewer,the toilet,the shower, or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer,in the dark,then Carmen will kill you.
23 Jun, 2009
i have a cut in my foot cuz i stepped on one of the those sharp thingies on the top of cans to keeps the stuff in and it's 3 inches long!
19 Jun, 2009
I wanna bite you in the bathtub
Jan. - i WANNA FEEL YOU Feb. - i WANNA HAVE SEX WITH YOU Mar. - i WANNA **** YOU Apr.- i WANNA DANCE WiTH YOU May.- i WANT YOUR BODY Jun. - i WANNA KISS YOU Jul. - i WANNA BITE YOU Aug. - i WANNA liCK YOU Sep. - i WANNA lOVE YOU Oct. - i WANNA TOUCH YOU Nov. - i WANNA RUB YOU Dec. - i WANNA TAKE YOU TO SEX HEAVEN 1- iN THE STATiON WAGON 2- iN AN ElEVATOR 3- iN A BLIZZARD 4- IN A STREET. 5- ON THE STAiRS 6- ON THE COUNTER 7- ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL 8- iN A ClOSET 9- ON ViDEO CAMERA 10- iN THE BATH TUB 11- iN THE SHEETS 12- iN THE BASEMENT 13- iN THE BACK OF A CAR 14- WHilE WATCHiNG PORN 15- iN THE DOG'S CAGE 16- iN THE SHED 17- iN THE HOT TUB 18- ON THE ROOF 19- iN THE SWiMMiNG POOl 20- WiTH STRAWBERRiES 21- iN THE DRESSiNG ROOM 22- oN thE ToiLeT 23- AT A GAS STATiON 24- iN THE RAiN 25- iN THE ATTiC 26- iN THE lAUNDRY ROOM 27- ALL NiGHT LONG 28- AT MY GRANDPARENTS HOUSE 29- WiTH KiWi 30- AT THE POST OFFiCE 31- AT CHUCKiE CHEESE
18 Jun, 2009
where are you? -- Home who are you with?-- no one is there a song stuck in your head? --boom boom pow are you in a good mood? -- sorta kinda what are you craving? -- tacos do you have any plans? -- for tomorrow are you waiting for anything? --no who did you message last? -- my cousin (confused.kylee) do you often get alot of nice comments? --IDK are you scared of the dark? -- nope what did you last buy? -- A CD what did you last eat? --Ramen noodles what did you last watch on tv? -- Godzilla final wars what time is it? -- 2:24 are you tired? -- Yes are you listening to any music? -- Nope which of your friends has the most style? -- Idk what time did you wake up this morning? -- 10:00 Am do looks mean alot to you? -- Not really do you like music? -- Yes what is your favorite food? -- Chinese do people say your wierd? -- Lol. Yes do you like random questions? --sometimes are you really that bored? -- yep do people say your nice? -- some what was the last movie you watched? -- godzilla final wars what was the last game you played? -- dont really play games just chat.... what are you thinking of? -- fishies what's your favorite dance song? -- cha cha slide what color is your hair? -- brown where do you usually go shopping? Mall are you going anywhere today? -- idk yet if you had 3 wishes from a genie what would they be? -- to be a millionair and for unlimited wishes XD
16 Jun, 2009
I wake up every evening, with a big smile on my face And it never feels out of place And your still probably working at a 9 to 5 pace I wonder how bad that tastes When you see my face Hope it gives you hell Hope it gives you hell When you walk my way Hope it gives you hell Hope it gives you hell Now wheres you picket fence love And wheres that shiny car, And did it ever get you far You've never seem so tense love I've never seen you fall so hard, Do you know where you are And truth be told I miss you And truth be told I'm lying When you see my face Hope it gives you hell Hope it gives you hell When you walk my way Hope it gives you hell Hope it gives you hell If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well Then he's a fool, your just as well, hope it gives you hell Hope it gives you hell Tomorrow you'll be thinking to yourself Where'd it all go wrong, the list goes on and on And truth be told I miss you And truth be told I'm lying When you see my face Hope it gives you hell Hope it gives you hell When you walk my way Hope it gives you hell Hope it gives you hell If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well Then he's a fool, your just as well, hope it gives you hell Now you'll never see, what you've done to me You can take back your memories they're no good to me And here's all your lies, You can look me in my eyes With that sad sad look that you wear so well When you see my face Hope it gives you hell Hope it gives you hell When you walk my way Hope it gives you hell Hope it gives you hell If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well Then he's a fool, your just as well, hope it gives you hell When you see my face Hope it gives you hell Hope it gives you hell When you walk my way Hope it gives you hell Hope it gives you hell When you hear this song and sing along oh you'll never tell Then you're the fool, I'm just as well Hope it gives you hell W
15 Jun, 2009
i hugged a bowl of cereal because i'm a ****ing scuba diver
1 (Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on 01 - 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y beast
15 Jun, 2009
H- You have very good personality and looks. A- You always want some action Y- You always make every experience Great L- You are always smiling and making others smile. E- You are popular with all types of people E- You are popular with all types of people A- You always want some action B- You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people. C- You definitely have a partier side in you. D- You're Super cool. E- You are popular with all types of people. F- Fantasic chracteristics you brighten the room of everywhere you go. G- You always want some action H- You have very good personality and looks. I- Love is something you deeply believe in. J- Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things. L- You are always smiling and making others smile. M- Success comes easily to you. N- You can be very "fun"...in bed O- You love foreplay. P- You are very friendly and understanding. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- You are social. S- People think you are so s**y, especially your bf/gf T- You have an attitude, a big one. U- You usely r hella tight. V- You are not judgemental. W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let people tell you what to do. Y- You always make every experience Great. Z- You have trouble trusting people.
15 Jun, 2009
Name: Haylee Last Name: Martin Max: Female In love: No Do you beileve in God: Sure Do you think that life is worth living: Yes Have you ever had s** in real life: No How about over the computer: No Do you drink: No Do you do Mugs: No Do you smoke: No Are you gonna have kids: Maybe one day How many: at least one Do you live in California: No... If not, Where: Iowa What kind of laptop/computer do you use: Dell Are you emo: No What did you think of this survey: Sucks
15 Jun, 2009
A very good and true song
"Me, Myself & I" All the ladies if you feel me, help me sing it out... I can't believe i believed Everything we had would last So young and naive for me to think She was from your past Silly of me to dream of One day having your kids Love is so blind It feels right when it's wrong I can't believe i fell for your schemes I'm smarter than that So young and naive to believe that with me You're a changed man Foolish of me to compete When you cheat with loose women It took me some time but now i moved on Cuz i realized i got Me myself and i That's all i got in the end That's what i found out And it ain't no need to cry I took a vow that from now on I'm gonna be my own best friend Me myself and i That's all i got in the end That's what i found out And it ain't no need to cry I took a vow that from now on I'm gonna be my own best friend So controlling , you said that you love me But you don't Your family told me one day I would see it on my own Next thing i know i'm dealing With your three kids in my home Love is so blind It feels right when it's wrong Now that it's over Stop calling me Come pick up your clothes Ain't no need to front like you're still with me All your homies know Even your very best friend Tried to warn me on the low It took me some time But now i am strong Because i realized i got Me myself and i That's all i got in the end That's what i found out And it ain't no need to cry I took a vow that from now on I'm gonna be my own best friend Me myself and i That's all i got in the end That's what i found out And it ain't no need to cry I took a vow that from now on I'm gonna be my own best friend Me myself and i I know that i will never disappoint myself I must have cried a thousand times All the ladies if you feel me Help me sing it now I can't regret all the times spent with you Ya, you hurt me But i learned a lot along the way After all the rain You'll see the sun come
15 Jun, 2009
I'm very sad. My i Pod is froze but i unfroze it and it's not working right. I am tired. My friend Kirsten is in Wisconsin and we were supposed to do something. My hamsters died and i can't go swimming!
12 Jun, 2009
Ihorpwafas! (my new resturant)
i- international h- house o- of r- reasonably p- priced w- water a-and f- fries a- and s- stuff Ihorpwafas!
12 Jun, 2009
Don't drink and drive
I went to a party Mom, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom, so I had a sprite instead. I felt proud of myself Mom, The way you said I would, that I didn't drink and drive Mom, though some friends said I should. I made a healthy choice Mom, And your advice to me was right. The party finally ended Mom, and the kids drove out of sight. I got into my car Mom, Sure to get home in one piece. I never knew what was coming, Mom, something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement Mom, And I hear the policeman say, the kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems far away. My own blood's all around me Mom, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, this girl is going to die. I'm sure the guy had no idea Mom, While he was flying high. Because he chose to drink and drive Mom, now I will have to die. So why do people do it, Mom Knowing that it ruins lives? And now the pain is cutting me, like a hundred stabbing knives. Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave. And when I go to heaven, put ' Mommy's Girl' on my grave. Someone should have taught him Mom, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his parents had Mom, I'd still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, Mom I'm getting really scared These are my final moments Mom, and I'm so unprepared. I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, 'I love you, Mom!' So I love you and goodbye.
11 Jun, 2009
♥Gσt A Prσblεm...Sσlνε It! ♥Lσst?...Gεt Fσund! ♥Think I'm Trippin...Tiε M? Shσε! ♥Cαn't Stαnd Mε...Sit Dσωn! ♥Cαn't Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund! ×♥Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt ♥Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr! ♥Think Im Ugl?...Dσn't Lσσ? At Mε! ♥Dσn't Likε M? St?lε...Dσn't Lι?? Yσur?! ♥Dσn't Knσw Mε... Dσn't Judge Mε! ♥Think Yσu Knσw Mε...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα
11 Jun, 2009
i have this balloon thingy and it blows up balloons with helium so i blew up a balloon and then i s***ed in the air and i sounded like a chipmunk. pretty kool.
09 Jun, 2009
Natural Hair Color: [X ] Brown - $100 [ ] Blondie - $50 [ ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other - $75 Eye Color: [ ] Brown - $50  Green - $75 [ ] Blue - $150 [x] Hazel - $100 [ ] Other - $15 Height: [ ] Over 7' - $200 [ ] 6'8 to 7' - $175 [ ] 6'0 to 6'7 - $150  5'5 to 5'11 - $75 [x ] 5'4 to 5'10 - $85  Under 5'4 - $95 Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [X ] 0 to 18 - $100 Birth Order:  Last born and second born - $2000 [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [ x] First Born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [ ] second born - $150 [ ] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100  third born - $550 [ ] fourth born - $300 [ ] fifth born - $400 [ ] sixth born - $215 Drink? [ ] I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [ ] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - Bankrupt $0 [ X] No - $600 Vision? [ X] perfect vision $400 [ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200 [ ] No correction $100 [ ] Glasses $50 [ ] contacts $25 [ ] Surgical correction -$100 Shoe Size: [ ] 13+ - $300 [ ] 12-1/2 to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [ X[[Depends]]] 7 to 10 - $500 [ ] Under 7 - $450 Favorite Colors (THREE): [ ] Green - $750 [ X] Red - $600 [ X] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow - $475 [ ] Brown - $300 [ ] Dark Purple - $225 [ ] White - $400  Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [X ] Blue - $300 [ ] Pink - $100 [ ] Other - $500 Total: Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes $0 [ x] Nope-add $1000  some- $750 Haha.
09 Jun, 2009
SEVEN THINGS IN YOUR ROOM .. 1. Clothes 2. shoes 3. make up 4. curtains 5. bed 6. Tv 7. Lamp SEVEN RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS .. 1. Do you like anyone?: yes 2. Does someone like you?: I hope so 3. Last real crush?: I'm dating my crush 4. Been lead on?: No 5. Been cheated on?: Yes 6. Want a relationship?: I'm in one 7. Wanna get married?: I am. lol. not really. SEVEN THINGS YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT .. 1. Chris 2. My mom 3. My Dad 4. My siblings 5. fMy horses 6. My dogs 7. My shoes SEVEN OTHER THINGS ; DO YOU .. 1. Believe in God? yeah 2. Had a dream come true? Yes 3. Read the newspaper? comics 4. Pray? only in church 5. Have a sister? yes 6. Had braces? No 7. Wish on stars? yeah SEVEN HAVE YOU EVERS .. 1. Fallen in love? Yes (you know who you are) 2. Kiss someone of the same s**? No! 3. Swam in the dark? Yes 4. Been to a Bonfire? Yes. i was just at one the other night. 5. Ran away from home? Almost did 7. Pulled an all nighter? everytime i hae a friend over SEVEN THINGS IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU .. 1. Cried? Yes 2. Had fun? Yes 3. Been kissed? By my mom 4. Felt stupid? yes 5. Talked to an ex? No 6. Missed someone? Yes 7. slip on something? Yes. SEVEN FRIENDS QUESTIONS ... 1. Any annoying friends? Alot 2. Have a s*** friend? Yes 3. Have a good friend? yes 4. Known them your whole life? One..but she doesn't talk to me anymore 5. A friend you can't stand? Yes 7. Stayed at your friends house for more than 2 days? Yes.
09 Jun, 2009
on's and off's
Turn Ons +&+ Turn Offs ;3 Is taller than you - on Is shorter than you - dont matter Wears braces - dont matter Has blue eyes - on Has green eyes - on Has hazel eyes - on Drinks alcohol - Off Wears glasses - dont matter Smokes - Off Plays sports - on Compliments you - On Shaves legs - dont matter Wears jewelry - Depends Has facial hair - dont matter Smiles when you walk in the room - On Has brown hair - on Has black hair - On Has blonde hair - on Has red hair - no.. Makeup -no Can make you laugh at any given moment - On! Loyal - On Laid back - On Plays guitar - On Plays drums - On Sings - on Doesn't eat meat - on Does Mugs - Off!! Is bi - off Has a tattoo - depends Has a lip ring - off Has snake bites -dont matter Long Hair - dont matter Medium hair - dont matter Short- dont meter
08 Jun, 2009
if u think im trippen tie my shoe, if u cant face me turn around, if u have somthin to say say it 2 my face, if u cant stand me sit down.
08 Jun, 2009
hey whats up? PLEASE READ THIS WHOLE POST IT'S SO TRUE!! 1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for u. 2. At least 15 people in this world love u in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate u is because they want to be just like you. 4. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about u before they go to sleep. 5. You mean the world to someone. 6. If not for you, someone may not be living. 7 .You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: You most likely turned your back on the world. 11. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it. 12. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. 13. Always tell someone how you feel about them: you will feel much better when they know. 14. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. Add this comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight your true love will love u. something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Whoever breaks this chain letter? Will be cursed with 10 Relationship problems for the Next ten years tag your it! This is so scary send this to 15 people in the next 143 min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters! It so scary because it works! NO SEND BACKS! If you have less than 15 friends its ok
05 Jun, 2009
You have to love You have to laugh You have to live You can't live without laughing You can't live without loving You can't love without laughing You can't love without living You can't laugh without loving You can't laugh without living But you can.... Live Laugh and Love Most of all You can't live without you
03 Jun, 2009
♥_♥____♥_♥ Put this ♥___♥_♥__ ♥ heart _♥___♥___♥_ on your __♥ _____♥__ page if ___♥___ ♥___ you love ____♥_♥____ someone _____♥_____ very much
02 Jun, 2009
1. gum: bubble tape 2. restaurant: hu hot 3. drink: raspberry ice tea 4. season: fall 5. type of weather: sunny, 65 degrees 6. type of emotion: happy 8. late-night activity: swimming. i heart swimming at night 9. sport: gymnastics 10. city: you don't need to no 11. store: Aeropostal When was the last time you- 12. cried: I got bucked off my horse 13. played a sport: 30 min ago 14. laughed: yea 15. hugged someone: a few hours ago 16. kissed someone: yeah 17. felt depressed: no 18. felt overworked: no 19. felt sick: couple weeks ago What was the last- 20. word you said: i laughed 21. thing you ate: taco 22. song you listened to: miracle by paramore 23. last thing you drank: milk 24. place you went to: bas****t 25. movie you saw: stand and deliver 26. movie you rented: mall cop 27. movie you went to: twilight Who was the last person you- 28. hugged: my friend 29. cried over: ..you don't need to know 30. instant messaged: chris and summer 31. danced with: jake 32. shared a secret with: summer 33. had a sleepover with: summer 34. kissed: on the lips 35. went to a movie with: jake 36. saw: my parents 37. were angry with: someone called me a btch 38. cant take your eyes off: a certain person Have you ever- 40. danced in the rain: i was running 41. kissed someone: hell yea 42. done Mugs: never 43. drank alcohol: never 44. partied 'til the sun came up: nope 45. had a movie marathon: idk 46. gone too far on a dare: hell ya 47. spun until you were immensely dizzy: yea My life- 48. school you go to: high school 49. name: ak; 50. gender: chick 51. birthday: 5/19/09 52. relationship status: taken 53. number of siblings: 2 54. State or province u live in: iowa
02 Jun, 2009
Kiss on the Lips= I love you Kiss on the ear= You are special Kiss on the nose= Laughter Kiss on the cheek= Friendship Kiss on the forehead= I comfort you Kiss on the shoulder= You are wonderful Kiss anywhere else= Be careful Play around with hair= Can't live without you Holding hands= Happiness Arms around waist= You are mine/ i need you A hug= I care Nibble on ear= Start warming up Smiling at each other= I like you Lifting up eyebrows/ wink= flirtation Looking around= hiding true feelings Tender kiss on the side of your lips= you're mine Wetting your lips= waiting for a kiss tear drop= I'm losing you Crying= I lost you
01 Jun, 2009
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? i'm tired 2. How much cash do you have on you?none 3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR? Floor 4. Favorite planet? Jupiter 5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone? mom 6. What is your favorite ring on your phone? the annoying ring that sounds like crazy frog it saying it 7. What shirt are you wearing? a Grey shirt that says "ARMY" on it 8. Do you "label" yourself? no 9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing? earth industries 10. Bright or Dark Room? depends on my mood 11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? idk them 13. What were you doing at midnight last night? sleeping and texting summer 14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say? "ok see ya at the game" 15. Where is your nearest 7-11? idk 16. What's a word that you say a lot? lol 17.Who told you he/she loved you last? Chris or my mom 18. Last furry thing you touched? My horse 19. How many Mugs have you done in the last three days? None ever and never will 20. How many rolls of film do you need developed? None 21. Favorite age you have been so far? 6. everything was so easy! 22. Your worst enemy? Anyone that gets on my bad side 23. What is your current desktop picture? my 2009 prom date and friends 24. What was the last thing you said to someone? bye 25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be? able to fly. that would help me with my gymnastics 26. Do you like someone? Yep ;) 27. The last song you listened to? Hey Stephen by Taylor Swift and Born for This by Paramore
01 Jun, 2009
my horse bucked me off and now i have a huge bruise right on my back, and both knees.
01 Jun, 2009
please answer: everyone i care about
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF 1. I died: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. You found out I was married: 5. I stole something: 6. I was hospitalized: 7. I refused to leave my home: 8. I got into a fight while you were there: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY 9. Personality: 10. Eyes: 11. Hair: 12. Family: WOULD YOU 13. Help me hide a body? 14. Keep a secret if I told you one? 15. Hold my hand? 16. Take a bullet for me? 18. Try to solve my problems? 19. Love me? 20. Date me? HAVE YOU EVER 21. Lied to make me feel better? 22. Wanted to kiss me? 23. Wanted to kill me? 24. Broke my heart? 25. Kept something important from me? 26. Thought I was unbearably annoying? AND MORE 27. Who are you? 28. Are we friends? 29. When and how did we meet? 30. Describe me in three words: 31. What was your first impression? 32. Do you still think that way about me now? 33. What reminds you of me? 34. If you could give me anything, what would it be? 35. How well do you know me? 36. When's the last time you saw me? 37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 38. Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you?
30 May, 2009
1) Go back to sleep 2) Scream and run 3) Cuss me out 4) Stop drinking so much. Damn! 5) Just tell me to leave 6) Climb on top of me and cuddle 7) F**k me 8 )Make me breakfast 9) Ask me my name 10) Call the cops 11) Other (Please specify
30 May, 2009
Is taller than you - on Is shorter than you - on Wears braces - Dont care! Has blue eyes - Doeznt matter 2 me Has green eyes - its ok Has hazel eyes - On Drinks alcohol - Off Wears glasses - Dont Care Smokes - Off Plays sports - On Compliments you - On Shaves his legs- Doeznt matter to me Wears jewelry - if he likes it its fine with me Has facial hair - kinda depends Smiles when you walk in the room - On Has brown hair - On Has black hair - On Has blonde hair - on Has red hair - On Makeup -Off Can make you laugh at any given moment - On Loyal - On Laid back - On Plays guitar - On Plays drums - On Sings - On He's buff - Depends He's skinny - don't care Abs - doesn't matter He can draw - On Doesn't eat meat - Doesnt matter Does Mugs - Off!!! Is bi - off Has a tattoo - depends Has a lip ring - off Has snake bites -off
30 May, 2009
i'm so tired. i have to go shopping later for a dress for a wedding. guess whos a bridesmaid? yup. me.
06 May, 2009
answer in a comment or in a message
Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Stare at me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Have a beer with me: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Ask me out: like me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked and advantage of me: Let me take advantage of you: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me:
05 May, 2009
Answer these!  Push me into a wall and kiss me?  Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill?  Slap Me?  Slap me if i asked you to?  Kiss Me?  Let Me Kiss You?  Watch A Movie With Me?  Take Me Home For The Night?  Take Me With You?  Re post This For Me To Answer Your Questions?  Let Me Make You Breakfast?  Make me breakfast?  Stick Up For Me if I Was Being Put Down?  Instant Message Me?  Greet Me In Public?  Hang Out With Me?  Bring Me Around Your Friends?  Fall in love with me?  Like me?  Love me?  Go out with me? Do You...  Miss Me?  Think I'm Cute?  Think I'm Hot?  Think I'm Ok?  Think I'm Ugly?  Want To Kiss Me?  Want To Cuddle With Me?  Want To Date Me? Am I...  Smart?  Funny?  Cool?  Lovable?  Adorable?  Great To Be With?  Attractive?  Mean?  Ugly?  Gorgeous? Have You Ever...  Thought About Hooking Up With Me?  Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me ?  Wished I Were There?  Had A Crush On Me?  Wanted My Number?  Had A Dream About Me?  Been Distracted By Me? Are You...  Happy You Know Me?  Thinking About Me?  my friend?
04 May, 2009
whats your name: Haylee what was the last thing you said to your mom: Whatever age: 16 food: anything chinese T.V. show: Fear factor who do you love the most: my family popcorn or candy: popcorn ever wanted to kill anybody: yes farovite band: Paramore flavor of tooth paste: bubble gum how do you wear your hair: hair spray; pony tails what did you dream of last night: i don't remember favorite kind of shoes: world indutries any special talents: anything you can't do do you wear any makeup?: yes what kind: avon, some sephora how many times do you take a shower in a day: twice how many blankets do you sleep with?: idk.... like 10
29 Apr, 2009
93% of gurlz wuld cry if they saw Miley Cyrus on top of the Sears Tower in Chicago gettin ready 2 jump. copy nd paste diz if ur part of da 7% who wuld say "JUMP B****!!"