13 Jan, 2011

` Trey Songz- Made To Be Together <3

Cold Winter Niqhts. By Myself. Blankets Just Won't Do. iNeed Your Help. `Cuz iDon't Wanna Miss Thaa Way Ya Body Feels No More. (No iDon't] It's Only Been 2 Days, Since You've Been Gone. But Those Few Moments, Feel So Lonq. No I'm Sittin` At Thaa Edqe Of Thaa Bed, With Mahh Hands On Mahh Head And Thaa Only Thinq I've Been Thinkinq While I've Been Alone Is That --` iCan't Let Youu Go! iWon't Let Youu Leave! One Thinq That iKnow Is Baby Youu Were Made For Me, Foshow` My Life Is In Your Hands, iLive Tahh Be Your Man. We're Made To Be Together! So Baby NOO! Don't GOO! Girl If Youu Don't Know I'll Give My Heart I'll Give Soul. For Suree` I'm Right Here On My Knees, If Youu Were To Leave, I'd Lose My Everythinq. #iLoveThisSong &`d #iLoveThisGuy!!!!! <3 ( ;

13 Jan, 2011

* School !

Well, I have been outta school this whole week ! Soooo now thaa county's tryinq to take our Winter Break ? AAAHHH idc as lonq as I qet Sprinq Break ! =] - 2O11 .

21 Dec, 2010

*RomansRevenqe=)

Ima badd bxtch Ima cxnt &&' I'll kich that hxe, PUNT! I freakin lovee that part of thee sonq! Anyways #Fwm.............! <3

24 Nov, 2010

Takis =)

HA!!!! I qots somee Takis And youu dont. So yess be very jealous about this situation Cuz me no sharinq! TeeHee. =]

23 Nov, 2010

Hmph!

Wow! iHavent Been On Here IN Ah Whilee! HHHMMM .. What's Been Happeninq ?

28 Aug, 2010

Proud.To.Be.A.Problem

????????????????© Problem Inc. Copy &' Paste This If You're Proud To Be A Problem Or Heard The Mixtape by Travis Porter.

22 Jul, 2010

Yeshh,.Lol

Put an "X" in all the situations that have happened to you! 1. [x] I have walked into a glass/screen door. 2. [x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen. 3. [x] I have choked on my own spit and thought I was gonna die. 4. [] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. 5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers. 6. [x] I have "accidentally" caught something on fire. 7. [x] I've told a cop to **** off and/or teacher 8. [x] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth. 9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird. 10. [] I've caught myself drooling 11. [] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion. 12. [] If someone says the word "duty", I can't help but laugh. 13. [x] I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times. 14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. 15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow... 16. [ ] I just tried to lick my elbow. 17. [x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me. 18. [x] People always tell me to use my "inside voice" 19. [x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking. 20. {X] I use my fingers to do simple math. 21. [x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle 22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less. 23. [x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. 24. [] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.{sometimesss} 25. [x] I've removed my pants when I was with friends. 26. [] I've ran around naked when I was with friends 27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

08 Jul, 2010

Danqq ♥

Danqq iHavent Been On Here In Ah Whilee ! iGhot Ah New Personalityy [&). Erthinqq . Lolx Bhudd Basically Im Knot As Annoyinqq As iUsedd Tu Bhee . So Uhmm Yeahh Hmu ! xD ♥

07 Jun, 2010

Fellinqx

iThink itx timee fuhh mhee tu qhett a condom && phukq dhe feelinqx ckuz apparently he dnt qivv a phukq baow mine bhudd shydd whu qivex a shydd ((knot mhee;;;]] :) so phukq hem && i hope he has a qreat life WITOUT MHEE.....

02 Jun, 2010

Uqhh Bored; ; ;

you have one chance and only once chance and i have to answer with no lies! you get to: ask me 4 dirty questions and i'll answer them if ur not scared put this on ur page and see what people ask you!! *-MzLexiiBaybhee.!

29 May, 2010

The Other Me's

Ohkayee so we were at school and my friend Mariesha qave us nicknames,.,, Mine is Jigga-Boo,.,, lolx And my ghetto, loud side's name is,.,,,,, Tyqeusia Shenteeka Johnson,.,, Lolx ohkayee buh byezz -&& Siqned.&.Noted, *-Mz. Lexii Baybhee.!

06 May, 2010

Lolx Im A Little Slow... xP

l..........l PUT THIS DOOR ON YOUR l..........l PAGE IF YOU HAVE EVER l.......Ol PUSHED A DOOR THAT l..........l SAID PULL l..........l

09 Apr, 2010

PRAY

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you

18 Dec, 2009

boys aren't jerks

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug! Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe (in the paper the next day) : A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this and the love of your life will relize they feel the same DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life Guys Post This As "I would do this for my girl " Girls Post This As "Boys aren't j***s"

02 Nov, 2009

SHARING IS GOOD

(\_/) ( '_') (> )>O I was going to give you a Toy Ball UU .....(\_/) .....('_' ) O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) I LIKE Balls!!! ...U...U (\_/) ( '_') (> )>O Then i said: sharing is good.... UU ......(\_/) ......('_' ) .O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) ITS MY BALL!!! . U....U .(\_/) (^-^) (> <) so I eated it! .U..U

31 Oct, 2009

HAHAHA ((N0 SKiittLEzz))

ii SWEAR Y00H CKAiiNtt FUKqq Wiitt MEH BUtt ii CKAN FUKqq Y0 qiiRL && MAKE H3R NUtt FUH MEH DHEN SLUtt FUH MEH DHEN KiiL FUH MEH DHEN SttEAL FUH MEH && UF C0URSE iitt'LL BE Y0 CASH DHEN ii'LL MURDER DHAtt BiiXCH && SEND HER B0DiiE BAKqq TUH Y0 ASzz && WE DNtt WNtt N0 PR0BLEMzz OHKAYE YHUR A q00N BUtt WHUttzz A q00N TUH A q0BLiiN YEA ii CAME 0N DHE BEAtt ii FXKqq AR0UN LEAVE A NYqqUH BRAiiNzz ON DHE STREET 000HHH P0P DHAtt PXSSiiE BRiiNqq HER TUH MAH BEDR00M && P0P DHAtt PXSSiiE UH HUH && WE BE STEADY M0BBiiN 0H KiiM0SABE Biiqq BALiiN iiSzz MAH H0BBiiE

24 Oct, 2009

MEHH!!!

name:Karina middle name: ........ last name: .......... favorite color: pink, blue, qreen color of the shirt you are wearing: white color of your eye's: brown color of your hair right now: brown, blak, red virgin? yooh tell mehh ((lolx)) smoke?: no tattoos?: not yet random word: suk mii let booty cheek ((lolx nastii)) are you in love right now; yepp!!! what's his/her name: josh harris favorite food?: ice kream!!! do you wear nailpolish?: yesh... favorite fruit?: watermelom if you had one wish what would it be?: to live mii lyfe 2dha fullest ((&+ happiest)) did you like this survey?:it wuda been betta if i hada qt paid$$$

11 Oct, 2009

how to kiss at school

HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL. WELL FIRST LOOK DOWN.BECAUSE U OPENED THIS U WILL GET KISSED ON FRIDAY BY A PERSON THAT THINKS,UR CUTE,UR PRETTY,or by someone that you like.AND TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!BREAK IT AND YOU WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!"REPOST SAYING "HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL

07 Aug, 2009

innocent gangster witha hot butt &+ with a nice smile &+ with beautiful eyez

Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beastly What kind of pants are you wearing? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hott body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes i have 3 natural hair colorz

06 Aug, 2009

GOD

_/ \/\ \_\** / /_/** \ If U Got Love 4 JESUS \_\/\**\ CHRIST Copy This & ~..\_\*/Put it on ur profile GLORY TO GOD!

05 Aug, 2009

I'm moving!!!

IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years

05 Aug, 2009

Age Shouldn't Matter

Girl: nm you Boy: i got my G.E.D. Girl: OMG!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU Boy: yeah thnx Girl: i have to tell you something Boy: go ahead Girl: well i love you. i always have i cared aboutyou and your always in my heart Boy: thats cool i love you too but your too young your 14 and i'm 17 Girl: but i love you, age shouldn't matter Boy: i know u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age Girl: i just thought......(crying she logs off) The next day the boy turns on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrists and wrote on the wall "Age never matters" The boy then recives a call from the girl he choseand she says "I'm leaving you for the one i love. That night the boy hangshimself and writes on the wall "She's right. Age doesn't matter. I love you and always will. iF YOU AGREE THAT AGE SHOULDN'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM THEN REPOST THIS AS "Age Shouldn't Matter" and.. A miracle will happen at 11:11

30 Jul, 2009

ABC iiSz 3ASY AS 123!!! ((LUBB Y00H MiCHAEL!!!))

A - AVAILABLE: nt rite nw B - BIRTHDAY: in january C - CRUSHING ON: trey songz (lolsz) D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD:koolaid E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO:mah bestie brianna F - FAVORITE SONG: she aint my girl by trey songz G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: worms H - HOMETOWN: atlanta (east point 2 be exact) I - IN LOVE WITH: dha famz...yooh alrediie noe nikqqaz!!!!!! ((lolsz)) J - JUGGLE:naw K - KILLED SOMEONE:fukq naw L - LONGEST CAR RIDE:6 hourz M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: chocolate N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 4 O - ONE WISH:2 be dha richest persin on earth P - PERSON YOU TEXTED LAST: deshawn R- REASON TO SMILE:cuz im laffn at sumthin or sumbodi S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: kill da dj-nicki minaj T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 1:53 p.m. U - UNDERWEAR COLOR: luk n see V - VEGETABLE(S): baked potato W - WORST HABIT:laffn && talkn 2 loud X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: idk chek mah medikal rekudz Y - YOYOS: na Z - ZODIAC SIGN: aqaurius

30 Jul, 2009

SEE IF YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS ON THE LIST

Say this slowly. Jesus. I. love. you. and. I. need. you. Repost this within 5 minutes and t**le it: "SEE IF YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS ON THE LIST" A miracle will happen tonight. P.S.Please Do not ignore ...God works in mysterious ways

24 Jul, 2009

luvvv

Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling;; Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies;; Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you. tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other;; Guys: When she tells you she loves you look deep into her eyes. give her a peck on the lips and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars;; Girls: When you're both laying under the stars put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush.... -Now copy and repost this; if By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you. If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life

24 Jul, 2009

SUMTHiiN

name: KARiNA middle name: LASHAWN last name: DAViS favorite color: LiGHT BLU3 color of the shirt you are wearing: BLUE color of your eye's: BROWN color of your hair right now: BLACK, BR0WN && R3D virgin? H3Lz 2 DHA NAW smoke?: H3Lz 2 DHA NAW tattoos?: N0P3 random word: S3Ri0USLY are you in love right now? N0P3 what's his/her name: N/A how long have you and him/her bin dating?N/A do you eat cake?: Y3A favorite food?: FRi3z do you wear nailpolish?: N0T R3ALii3 favorite fruit?: STRAWB3RRY how tall are you?: 5'4 if you had one wish what would it be?: *THiiNKiin* how old are you?: ASK M3H did you like this survey?: DNT KAR3

17 Jun, 2009

iiM W0RTH M0E DHAN Y00H CKAN SPEND

Natural Hair Color: [ ] Brown - $100 [ ] Blondie - $50 [ ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ X] Other - $75 Eye Color: [ X] Brown - $50 [] Green - $75 [ ] Blue - $150 [] Hazel - $100 [ ] Other - $15 Height: [ ] Over 7' - $200 [ ] 6'8 to 7' - $175 [ ] 6'0 to 6'7 - $150 [] 5'5 to 5'11 - $75 [ X] 5'4 to 5'10 - $85 [ ] Under 5'4 - $95 Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [X ] 0 to 18 - $100 Birth Order: [X] Last born and second born - $2000 [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [ ] First Born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [ ] second born - $150 [ ] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [ ] third born - $550 [ ] fourth born - $300 [ ] fifth born - $400 [ ] sixth born - $215 Drink? [ ] I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [ ] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - Bankrupt $0 [ X] No - $600 Vision? [ ] perfect vision $400 [X] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200 [ ] No correction $100 [ ] Glasses $50 [ ] contacts $25 [ ] Surgical correction -$100 Shoe Size: [ ] 13+ - $300 [ ] 12-1/2 to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [ X] 7 to 10 - $500 [ ] Under 7 - $450 Favorite Colors (THREE): [ ] Green - $750 [ X] Red - $600 [ ] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow - $475 [ ] Brown - $300 [ ] Dark Purple - $225 [ ] White - $400 [X] Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [ ] Blue - $300 [ X] Pink - $100 [ ] Other - $500 Total: Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes $0 [ X] Nope-add $1000 [] some- $750 $5660

17 Jun, 2009

i stabbed the trojan man because the gummy bears raped me

1 (Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on: 01 - 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y beast

27 Jul, 2008

i can read it can u?

Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. OLNY RSEPOT IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUEBR AT TOP TGOHUH, ? "ONLY __ PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU" Go up a nmuber if you can raed it...lte's see how hgih we cna get

16 Jul, 2008

hataz

hataz keep doin yo job for 2 reezinz : 1.u my biggest fan2. u r motovatin me 2 b a beta person

10 Jul, 2008

GOD

a girl went to a party she ended up staying longer than planned,and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a relatively small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. nstantly a comforting feeling of quietness and ecurity wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past him and arrived home salfley he following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could of been her she beengan to weep thanking the lord for her sfatey and to help this young woman she decied tto go to the police station she felt liek she could reconze the man so she told them her stroy the police asked her if she would be wiling to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him she agreed and imeadtly pointed out the man when the man was told he had been identified he imadently borke down and conffsed the officer thanked diane for her bravery and asked if tehre was anything they could do for her she asked if they would ask him one question diane was courious why he had nto attacked her when the police ask him he anwserd because she wasnt alone there was to men on either side of her amazilng wheather you blieve it or not 99% of teenagers do not stand up for god repost this ask i failed (your grade) if you turly believe in god

10 Jul, 2008

did u no

Did u know? B4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite s** thinking of u.They want to kiss u, They want to be with u they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night. in a month they will ask u out or? grab u and kiss u.Post this in the next 200 seconds and you WILL have THE best day of your life THIS SATURDAY.You're number one love Will eitherkiss you,ask you out,or call you,or text you,or better

09 Jul, 2008

fake or real frendz

FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food. REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we f***ed up... but that s*** was fun" FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry. REAl FRiENDS: cry with you FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAl FRiENDS: keep your **** so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you. REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile. REAl FRiENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste ****." FAKE FRiENDS: will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you. REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the **** out FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to all there real friends and hope toget it back!!

05 Jul, 2008

i hate racism

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE RACISM

03 Jul, 2008

BORD

IM SOOOOOOO BORED IT DONT MAKE SINCE N I WANNA TLK 2 SUM1 SO HIT ME UP!!!

03 Jul, 2008

billys story

BILLY,S STORY you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "SH!T" and billy said "Dad, whats *SH!T" And then his dad says "Well billy, SH!T is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "FUCK!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats FUCK?" "Well billy FUCK is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping SH!T off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen FUCKing the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you :) 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever

03 Jul, 2008

Y

HMMMM Y D0 B0YS ON HERE SAY DEY W0NT CHEAT 0N U BUT THEN D0 IT???? Y D0 U SAY IT IF U D0NT MEAN IT???

03 Jul, 2008

i miss u

The Days go by... It seems like years. Thinking of you, I hide my tears. For them, I must be strong. As time goes by It seems so long. Years from now, We will meet again. I will see you soon, Up in heaven. dis go out 2 my auntie mary. i luv u n miss u auntie n always will

03 Jul, 2008

da thruth

can sumone plz ansa da 20 kwestins thruthfully plz.k thnx

30 Jun, 2008

love poem

Ok so theres this boy who makes it hard to eat,breathe,or even sleep I can't explain this feeling it's stronger than anything I've ever felt before I don't think you realise just how easily you make me smile You mean everything to me When I go to sleep you're always there in my dreams I don't care what people say...to me you are perfect and nothing can change that I still get b***erflies everytime I talk to you after all this time I love you to much to even think about letting you go I can't really explain it...i'm so into you Trust me when i say "I Love You" because i will always mean it I love everything about you,you're special in every way I don't think u understand how much i really love you I never want to loose you because life without you is like a broken pencil it has no point From the moment i first saw you I knew we would be together Everything about you makes me smile My heart never lies...I'm in love with you

30 Jun, 2008

wut do u think

1. Whats your Name? 2. Are we close? 3. What do you think of me? 4. Do you hav a crush on me? 5. Would u kiss me? 6. would u go with me? 7. Describe me in 3 words? 8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do? 9. What was ur first impression of me? 10. Do u still think the same bout me? 11.. What reminds u of me? 12. If you could give me anything what would it be? 13. How well do u know me? 14. What do u like best about me? 15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt? 16. Could you ever love me? 17. Give me a nickname and explain why? 18.R u gonna put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u? 19.Anything 2 say b4 u go? 20.Rate me 1-10

24 Jun, 2008

TEYANA TAYLOR (PART 3)

ON DA COVER O DA MAGAZIN HERE WAVIN OUT DA LIMOZINE N IF U SPENDIN DWN IN DA P[OOL SO U CAN C ME N HERE ME EVRYDAY AL DAY I GRIN SO U CAN GO HEAD N GIV ME MY SHIN CUZ IMA PRODIGY U AINT GOTTA COMMEND ME

24 Jun, 2008

TEYANA TAYLOR (PART 2)

I BET U FIN ME IN WEBSTER UNDA DA WORD STAR N I SHIN LIK DA DU SIXES ON DA CAR CANT GET AWAY FRUM MY PICTURES EVRYWHERE U R WANNA C A LIVIN LEGEND U AINT GOTTA LOOK FAR UP CLOS N PERSONAL DNT ACT LIK U DNT NO IM ALL PRFOESIONAL SHEC DA REP CODES PUT IT IN UR SEARCH ENGINE TEYANA DA PRINCESS OF HARLEM BABY U CAN GOOGLE ME U ANIT GOTTA ASK NOBODY

24 Jun, 2008

TEAYNA TAYLOR (PART 1)

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23 Jun, 2008

BUST IT BAYBAY

SHE GOT ME SPEEDIN IN DA FAS LANE PEDAL 2 DA FLO MAN TRYNA GET BAC 2 HER LUV BES BALEVE SHE GOT DAT GUD THANG HE MY LITTLE HOOD THANG ASK AROUND DEY NO US DEY NO DATS MY BUST IY BAYBAY EVRYBODY NO DATS MY BUS IT BAYBAY EVRYBODY NO DAS MY----DIS FRUM PLIES FEAT. NE--YO DA SONG IZ CALLD BUST IT BAYBAY

18 Jun, 2008

all my frinds

2 all my frinds. i hope u hav a good lif n i luv as a frind nuttin more unless i tol yall

18 Jun, 2008

Anger

da way dat i get rid of my anger iz by threatenin my little sister den makin ha laf

17 Jun, 2008

love me or hate me

love me or hate me it dnt mata cuz ima do me anyway so wuteva u jus do u umma do me umma do me umma do me----from----shawty lo----umma do me

17 Jun, 2008

Hey my Niggaz

hey my niggaz. i jus wanted 2 tel u dat if u add me i will add u n show sum luv on yo page. ~L!lM!$zk3k3~