27 Feb, 2014

Bored af

Haven't been on in a while. someone should hmu

14 Aug, 2013

bored.

Sum1 should hmu lol i need to drop this curse called boredom

04 Aug, 2013

bored.

Someone should really talk to me lol I don't bite.. Unless you want me to ;)

24 Jun, 2013

Yup.

Someone should talk to me lol

21 Jun, 2013

-_-

You want him? Be with him b****!

19 Jun, 2013

goddam!

It's been a while and I'm bored af lol anyone wanna chat? If not guess I'll just play some cod

04 Apr, 2013

I am..

Bored as s***! Somebody talk to me dammit lol

06 Feb, 2013

bored..

Someone talk to me!!!

28 Jan, 2013

maan..!

I dont feel like sitting here all day doing NUTHIN!

01 Jan, 2013

New Years

Happy new years I want some new years a** ;)

27 Dec, 2012

yea bitch

fuck with my emotions and i'll f*** your best female friend ;)

22 Dec, 2011

My 12 Days of Christmas...

On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to mee, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complainin', 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, 5iiiiiiiiiive drama queeeeeens, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin', And a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!! Merry Christmas!!

11 Dec, 2011

I believe, do you?

Jesus: Santa. Santa: Yes? Jesus: I'm sad. Santa: Why are you sad? It's Christmas right? It's your birthday! Jesus: Yeah. That's the point. Santa: Why? Jesus: Because whenever its Christmas the kids only wait for you and not me! They only celebrate Christmas because of you! Why Santa, why not Jesus? -Dec. 25 is for Jesus not for Santa. Repost if You Believe in Jesus ! P.S He Knows You Looked ♥ -deny me in front your friends and I will deny you in front of my father

04 Dec, 2011

I just had to lol it's too hilarious XD

you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ing the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever

29 Sep, 2011

Star POWER!!!

I'm on star power, incredibly invincible Knockin' b****es out the way Watch on instant replay I'm on star power, incredibly invincible Knockin' b****es out the way Watch on instant replay Points rackin' up I'm on the winning team Your score adds up but you can't beat me Points rackin' up I'm on the winning team Your score adds up but you can't beat me STAAARR POWWEER!!!

29 Sep, 2011

Want my lollipop? ;)

Welcome to candyland, I'll split your a** in two, So take me by the hand, Lick it up Slide it down and satisfy my sweet tooth Welcome to Candyland, You'll want to f*** me twice, I'll be your gingerbread man, Fist time naughty and second time nice!

29 Sep, 2011

Haters xD

I am who I am so next time you call me an emo f**got just remember that I f***ed your gf... a**hole

24 Sep, 2011

....

Im bored!! Somebody talk to me...

05 Aug, 2011

I believe

If you carry a bible , the devil gets a headache. When you open it , he collapses. When he see`s you reading it he faints. When he see`s you living it , he flees. And just when your about to re-post this he will try & discourage you. I just defeated him. Copy & paste this if you believe in god.

04 Aug, 2011

Not a joke

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her one year old son. People call her a s***, no one knows she was raped at 13 . People call another guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be obese. People call an old man ugly . No one knows he had a serious injury fighting for our country in the war . Post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 99% of you won't

03 Aug, 2011

If you love god

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him in front of your friends, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you

03 Aug, 2011

I love to laugh

?????? Put this on your page ??????? If you like to laugh alot! ???????

29 Jul, 2011

Haha

No nelly its ok now Destiny's cool

29 Jul, 2011

Nelly

I got it nellypoo u may have seen the sweet side of me but u havent seen my evil side :p

29 Jul, 2011

nelly

u should care because she's threatening ur BEST bestie :P

29 Jul, 2011

:P

Hey she started it :P

29 Jul, 2011

:P

Dont threaten me because nelly would give the bestie trator a beat down :P

29 Jul, 2011

Destiny

Dont ignore my blogs I know u can see these because ur on my friends list :P

29 Jul, 2011

Haha

Thanks bestie But u wouldn't tell me to shut up because u love me :)

29 Jul, 2011

Haha

Dont tell me to shut up bestie trator :P Like I said u have Jonny and Nelly has me

29 Jul, 2011

Haha

Dont be mad Destiny lol U have Jonny and Nellypoo has me :P

29 Jul, 2011

Nellypoo :)

Aww nelly that was nice :) ur the best bestie anybody could ever have :) And Im surprised that u love me more than Destiny :O Sorry Destiny lol

27 Jul, 2011

What I would do

What a I would do.... • Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her b***/boobs. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her • Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • TRUST HER WITH HER GUY FRIENDS • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's a** am I kicking babe?"

26 Jul, 2011

Ignorance isn't allowed

So there's this ignorant guy on here called GOD_IS_FAKE He's a racist and he admits it on his page I already gave him a peice of my mind and blocked him Everyone who reads this blog you do the same

24 Jul, 2011

I got a job!! :O

GUYS I GOT A JOB!!! Well It's not an actual job but Im getting an allowance of $35-$40 (Maybe even $50) a week! All I gotta do is babysit my evil little bros and keep the house clean while my parents are at work. And because I'm getting an allowance that big every week I got my own bank account.

23 Jul, 2011

Hey people

Just got back from seeing Transformers Dark of The Moon

17 Jul, 2011

♥♥♥♥♥

(¯`v´¯) .`·.¸.·´ ¸.·´¸.·´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·´ .·´ ¸¸.·¨¯`·.♥ POST THIS IF U LOVE SOME ONE

15 Jul, 2011

I ♥ you

This rose is for the sweetest girl ever! . . . . .. . . . . . ♥♥♥. . ♥. . ♥♥♥♥♥ . . . . . . . . . . . . . ♥♥. . ♥♥. . . . .♥ . . . . . . . . . . . . ♥♥♥.♥. . ♥. . . . .♥ . . . . . . . . . . . .♥♥♥♥. . . .♥♥ . . . ♥♥♥♥♥♥ . . . . . . . . . . . ♥♥♥♥♥♥ . . . .♥♥.♥. . . . . ♥♥ . . . . . . . . . . .♥♥♥♥♥. . . . . ♥♥. . . . . . ♥.♥♥ . . . . . . . . . ..♥♥♥♥♥. . . . .♥. . . . . . ♥ . . . . . . . . . .♥♥♥♥♥♥. . . . .♥. . . . . ♥ . . . . . . . . . .♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ . . .♥. . . . .♥ . . . . . . . . . . .♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. . . . . ♥ . . . . . . . . . . . .♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ . ♥♥♥ . . ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. . . . . . . . .♥♥ . . .♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. . . . . . . . ♥ . . . ♥♥♥♥♥♥. . . . . . . . ♥ ♥ . . . .♥♥♥. . ♥. . . . . . .♥♥ . . . . . . . . .♥. . . . . ♥ . . . . . . .♥♥♥♥.♥. . . .♥ . . . . . .♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ .♥. .♥ . . . . .♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. . .♥. . . . . .♥♥♥♥♥. . . .♥ . . . . .♥♥. . . . . .♥ . . . . .♥. . . . . . ♥♥.♥ . . . . . . . . . . . ♥♥ . . . . . . . . . . .♥ . . . . . . . . . . .♥ . . . . . . . . . . .♥ . . . . . . . . . . ♥ . . . . . . . . . . ♥ . . . . . . . . . . ♥ . . . . . . . . . . ♥ I ♥ you Kailey :*

15 Jul, 2011

I would do this for my girl

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug! Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe (in the paper the next day) : A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this and the love of your life will relize they feel the same DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life Guys Post This As "I would do this for my girl " Girls Post This As "Boys aren't j***s

12 Jul, 2011

Girls are like phones

Girls are like phones: You're supposed to hold them, talk to them, and listen to them.

09 Jul, 2011

Janel19981

This girl has helped me turn my life around She's the most amazing girl I've ever met Sure she can be crazy at times (not in the bad way lol) But I can always see the better side of her I've been there for her just as she's been there for me Love you bestie you're the best

07 Jul, 2011

GIRLS ONLY

If you want boys to answer this then post "BOYS ONLY" If you want girls to answer this then post "GIRLS ONLY" What would you do if? 1. I was right next to you: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. I started smoking: 5. I was hospitalized: 6. I was drunk: 7. I hugged u: 8. I asked you to leave: 9. I asked you out: What do you think about my? 10. Personality: 11. Eyes: 12. Hair: 13. Body: Would you? 14. Be my friend? 15. Keep a secret if i told you one? 16. Kiss me? 17. Go on a date with me? 18. Keep in touch? 19. Date me? 20. Have s** with me? Have you ever? 21. Lied to make me feel better? 22. Wanted to kiss me? 23. Wanted to bite me? 24. Kept something important from me? 25. Wanted to cuddle with me? More. 26. Who are you? 27. Are we friends? 28. When and how did we meet? 29. Describe me in one word: 30. What was your first impression? 31. What reminds you of me? 32. If you could give me anything what would it be? 33. How well do you know me? 34. When's the last time you saw me? 35. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 36. Are you gonna post this so you can see what I say about you

04 Jul, 2011

This 4th of July

Where do I even start? Well when we first get there, there's nowhere to park because the police are blocking roads. We had to park somewhere else and walk a long distance to get there. Then we have no blanket or nothing to sit on so my legs got all itchy from sitting in the grass. So then later on I took my brothers to a porta potty and next thing you know, there's people running around everywhere because the police brung out the CANINES for some reason. Then I go back to my spot then theres people running because a police truck with someone out the sunroof of the truck and it looked like he was holding a M4 rifle. And when all that was happening I dropped my sun glasses and some ignorant woman came and stole them. My mom had to go get them because I told her what I was going to do if I had to go get them. So then after waiting almost 2 hours after we get there the fireworks start. My 4 year old brother was scared and started crying. So then on the way home, these dumb idiots are setting off illegal fireworks in the middle of the street. We litterally had to rush past the fireworks to get home. So yeah, my 4th of July.....was frikken AWESOME!! :D

15 Jun, 2011

Yeah....

Most of the things you see with your eyes is a lie. Try seeing with your heart and mind for once.

11 Jun, 2011

UGH >:(

I'M SO BORED! Somebody talk to me! Anybody! I don't care who!

07 Jun, 2011

It was only a matter of time...

Went to the doctor today for a yearly check-up and they said that I was depressed and said that I should go to a phycologist.....I knew I was but it was only a matter of time before anyone else knew.

07 Jun, 2011

2011 couples

2011 couples 98% marry their 7-12th grade sweethearts & because you opened this.... You will get A good talk tomorrow by the person you love or like! & it will also be the best day of your life! Do not break this chain Repost this as "2011 couples" You' ve got 1 minute

07 Jun, 2011

Parents get mad at you no matter what you do >.<

If there's nothing to do and you don't have a bike then what can you do besides playing video games all day? And when you do that they tell you to stop playing and go outside. Then they get mad when you say "There's nothing to do outside". You go back to playing the game and they get mad. What did we ever do to you?!? Atleast we're not in the way so you can be mad at us about that too! Parents get mad at us no matter what and I'm sick of it!

02 Jun, 2011

>.<

Message me guys Im sooo bored >.,....,<

02 Jun, 2011

Summer Vacation!! :D

SV IS ALMOST HERE!! MY LAST DAY IS ON THE 8TH!!

29 May, 2011

Send me messages!!

I wont be on for most of the day so send me messages!!! :D

24 May, 2011

Too much crap!!

They say all good things come to those who wait. What they don't say is how much crap you have to go through while your waiting!!

21 May, 2011

Strange...

It's like I was gone from the world for a long time and I'm back now everything's different like when the the world was new to me...

12 May, 2011

OMG!!

I SPRAINED MY FRIKKEN ARM!!!

10 May, 2011

YAYZZ!!

Heyy guys I got my glasses today!! :)

08 May, 2011

So tired >.<

I stayed up all night and that's why I'm so frikken tired! I didn't want to stay up all night though. I just couldn't get any sleep. I'm sitting here with a bottle of Gatorade to help me stay up. Oh and P.S. Don't drink Gatorade right after you brush your teeth!

07 May, 2011

>.<

Sooo BORED!! Message me guys

03 May, 2011

LOL

IF I LET U GRAB ONLY 1 PART OF MY BODY WAT WOULD U GRAB AND Y??? REPOST THIS 2 SEE HOW MANY PPL WANT 2 GRAB U

03 May, 2011

This is so true

That girl with the "baby bump" was raped by a stranger. That "fake girl" that wears to much makeup, she's hiding the scars from her daddy. That girl everyone calls "anorexic" doesn't have food on the table. That "r****" you make fun of, was abuse at 3 years old. Why do you judge the people who have done nothing to you? The Girl you just called fat? She has been starving herself & has lost over 30lbs. The Boy you just called stupid? He has a learning disability & studies over 4hrs a night. The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The Boy you just tripped? He is abused daily at home. There's a lot more to people than you think.All of us have a thousand wishes. To be thinner, to be bigger, have more money, have a cool car, a day off, a new phone, to date the person of your dreams. A cancer patient only has one wish, to beat cancer. I know that 97% of you won't post this as your status, but my friends will be the 3% that do.

03 May, 2011

LOL ?_?

?_?? ?_? ??_? ??_?? ?_? ??_? ??_?? Just so bored!! Talk to me or ur not my friend andmore! And yeah that means u!!

02 May, 2011

We're finally at peace

Ok here's what I have to say about Bin Laden's death. I'm glad that they finally found and killed him, because he deserved it. I mean yeah you might say "No one deserces to die" but this is Bin Laden we're talking about. And I also glad that the thousands of lives lost in 9/11 are finally avenged.

30 Apr, 2011

So bored

I so bored! Need somebody to talk to. All my friends aren't getting on alot lately.

28 Apr, 2011

NO SCHOOL!!

Power went out this morning so I didn't go to school. WOO!!!

27 Apr, 2011

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

LOL OMG IM TAKING THE MATH OAT FRIDAY {?_??}

26 Apr, 2011

I'm Ready!!!

Ready for the big test tomorrow? Oh yeah I am!!!!

25 Apr, 2011

NOOO!!

I GOTTA GO BACK TO SCHOOL TOMORROW!!!

23 Apr, 2011

Wow I get bored too fast

I'm sooo bored! I played my new guitar hero, played me actual guitar, colored easter eggs with my little bros and now I'm ored again.

23 Apr, 2011

I'm Back

YAY I'm Back!! Send me massages guys!!

20 Apr, 2011

YAY

YAY 500 Page Views XD

19 Apr, 2011

O.o

Thunder and lightning like crazy O.o Sitting here with my night vision goggles just in case so if u guys want to send me any messages now is the time before the power goes out O.o

13 Apr, 2011

blah blah blah

I'm so bored >.< I'm TOO bored!! Need somebody to talk to

12 Apr, 2011

WOO!!

SPRING BREAK STARTS THIS WEEK!! Only problem is that I'll have to start the OAA testing as soon as I get back.

09 Apr, 2011

Okay..

Well I wasn't gone for as long as I thought I'd be so I'm back!!

09 Apr, 2011

Leave me messages guys!!

Not gonna be on for most of the day so leave me lotsa messages and I'll be sure to send back. Bye guys!

07 Apr, 2011

YAY

I GET MY GLASSES IN 3 WEEKS!!!

04 Apr, 2011

OMG

OMG OMG OMG I THINKS IMMA HAVE TO WEAR GLASSES!!!

04 Apr, 2011

Dont let go

One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." If u post this on a bulletin in 5 minutes someone special will message or call you.!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! put this in your blog within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur love.!!!!!!!!!!

30 Mar, 2011

Okay...

I really don't know what to blog about lol. Send me messages guys!

21 Mar, 2011

Well...

I haven't posted a blog in a while. MFG is accually kinda boring since I have no one to talk to. Anyone wanna talk just send me a message.

14 Mar, 2011

Yeah..

Just got back from school and just wanting to say hi to all my friends =D

09 Mar, 2011

♥♥♥♥♥

(¯`v´¯) .`·.¸.·´ ¸.·´¸.·´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·´ .·´ ¸¸.·¨¯`·.♥ POST THIS IF U LOVE SOME ONE!

05 Mar, 2011

she was pushed

About six years ago Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school durning a fire drill.When she didn't submerge the police were called.They went down and broght up the seven-teen year old Carmen Winstead's body, the neck broke hitting the ladder, then side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell...They believed them FACT: Two monthes after six-teen year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it.When he went the take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it, he said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, five hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise,David was gone,that morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broke and his face peeled off If you don't repost this saying "she was pushed" or "They pushed her down the sewer" Then carmen will get you,either from the sewer,the toilet,the shower, or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer,in the dark,then Carmen will kill you.

05 Mar, 2011

I'm bored

I thought this site was most FUN games. If it's so fun then why am I bored??

05 Mar, 2011

The proudest day of my life

5/16/10 was the proudest day of my life. The day I ran my first marathon. It was called "We run this city". I got a medal and it was so awesome!! I hope they have one this year cause if they do then I'll be there.

18 Feb, 2011

Cookies!!!

(\_/) ( '_') (> )>O I was going to give you a cookie UU .....(\_/) .....('_' ) O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) I LIKE cookies!!! ...U...U (\_/) ( '_') (> )>O Then i said: sharing is good.... UU ......(\_/) ......('_' ) .O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) ITS MY cookie!!! . U....U .(\_/) (^-^) (> <) so I eated it!

05 Feb, 2011

Dont Reat If You're Immature....Seriously

Why do we sleep in church, But stay awake through a 3 hour movie? Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about gross things? Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace bulletin, Yet we repost the nasty ones? Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are expanding? Why is it so easy to purchase beer and Mugs? But so hard to donate 25 cents for a Charity? Why is it so easy to worship a Celebrity? But very difficult to engage with God? Why do people laugh at you for being religious, but praise you for thinking dirty and vain? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you’ll get laughed at? Repost this as “don’t read if your immature ….seriously” 80 % of you wont repost this. Jesus said: ‘If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father

16 Jan, 2011

I'm a rotten poop that is 1,998 years old >:O

!Month! January: Pretty Febuary: Stinky March: Rotton April: Fat May: Oozing June: Sweaty July: Sticky August: Lovely September: Boring October: Creepy November: Beautiful December: Freezing Day! 01- Pie 02- Garbage 03- Cookie 04- Rabbit 05- Toe-jam 06- Goo 07- Toe-nail 08- Slime 09- Farts 10- Poop 11- Oil 12- Raccoon 13- Chicken flesh 14- Diarrea 15- Vomit 16- Mud 17- Burrito 18- Frog 19- Bacon 20- Flower 21- Pizza 22- Thorn 23- Tuna 24- Ice 25- Salt 26- Rat 27- Guts 28- Tomatoe 29- Egg 30- Gravy 31- Dinosaur

05 Jan, 2011

16 FUNNY THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling g**s in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, a**ume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Where are my pants!!!"

05 Jan, 2011

BRIAN GRIFFIN COPY & PASTE

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04 Jan, 2011

LISTEN AND DO IT

2ND GRADE POOPS 1ST GRADE PEES KINDERGARDEN HATES YOU ECC KILLS OLDER PPL WITH BOMBS 3RD GRADE LAUPHS 4TH GRADE FARTS 5TH GRADE BURPS 6TH GRADE LOVES HOBOS 7TH GRADE LOVES UNDERWEAR ON THEIR HEAD COPY AND PASTE IF U THINK THIS IS WEIRD!