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Hi my name is Ashley you can call me Ashtray, they call me that because i break, spill and drop ashtrays a lot. i'm Half Jamaican, a quarter of Asian, a quarter of Irish. i have red hair that are pu into dread locks, and im 4'11 and have a green eye and a
Username : | StonerBITCH42096 |
First Name : | none |
Last Name : | ofyo |
Gender: | F |
Country: | JM |
Member Since : | 31 May, 2012 |
10 Jun, 2012
fuck your hood this is detroit
In Detroit When you hear g**shots, you shoot back then go get your pact and attack. In Detroit When someone says f*** your hood, you act like it's all good then when their backs are turned learn your logic and cock it and shoot it. In Detroit When someone disses your mom, you find their mom and drop a bomb. In Detroit When someone has a g** and you aint got a g** you dont run you bring a knife to a g** fight. In Detroit When you see a gang comin and you aint got your homies you break their necks and dip. In Detroit when theres a gang war you jump in and pickit pocket dead bodies. In Detroit When the poe poe are comin you dont dip you stand your ground and tell them pigs to go eat a box of cigs. In Detroit When someone hits your dog you unleash the pitbulls and watch the pack attack and watch the reaction.
10 Jun, 2012
lol i feel smart
i got an empty can of p-nuts and put my weed in there with 5 pennies, closed the lid and shook it for a minute opened it up and i seen that my weed was broken down all the way alls i had to do next was pick out the seeds n stems lol i made a grinder and didnt even know it xD
10 Jun, 2012
hey sorry ppl :P
sorry i havent been on that much ive been doing some jobs my dealer offered me. i had to go to ohio to pick up some Mugs with maddie. drove back from ohio back in detroit about to drop of the STUFF. waited at theyre house for 5 hours waiting for them to get home. they got back and they gave me 345 dollars and an 8th of kush. went to dee's house got him and drove back to my house. split a swisher sweet and rolled a kush blunt. we all got so stoned we passed out. i woke up with maddies a** on my face (didnt mind)
09 Jun, 2012
me at my friend's house part 2
-after he showed me his self cock s***- dakota: so do you know where to get some acid or mushrooms, man? me: umm yeah, i think i know a guy... um... smokey, remember smokey? dakota: yeah remember when!? f*** i forgot! *while hitting the blunt i cough up laughing* me: when he tripped out in class on XTC? dakota: nah me: you wernt there thats right you got kicked out of school for smoking a blunt in the bathroom dakota: thats not funny. me: oh hey get your clothes on so we can go get maddie from work. - dakota gets up tries to get his pants on and falls while trying to balance on one foot- me: *laughs my a** off* dakota: *throws the lit blunt at me* shut up thats not funny! -.- me:* tries to grab the blunt before it burns a hole in my pants* dont be doin' that s**** -.- dakota: shut the hell up and lets go. -we walk out of his house and we stop in front of where my was suppose to be car- dakota: "dude wheres my car" haha. ;D me: shut up d*** face! *grabs the blunt from dakota and looks down the street and sees that my car rolled down the street and got stopped by the speed bump* -.- dakota: forget to put it in park? ;D me: shut up -.- - we walk down the street and stops in front of my car- me: hey you cant smoke in my car. dakota: ok. -we get in the car with the blunt still in his hand lit- me: hey! dakota: *hit the blunt* what? me: what did i tell you? -.- dakota: i dont know what did you say? me: never mind! *snatches the blunt and mumbles under my breath* stupid pothead dakota: huh?! me: oh you heard that!? i thought you'd be off in your little world again! dakota: "shut up and drive" haha - we drive to my girlfriend's house (maddie)- -dakota lights another blunt than goes and knocks on maddie's door and asks her mom if she can come smoke some weed- -they come and get in the car-
09 Jun, 2012
me at my friend's house
-walks into dakota's house- Dakota's mom: oh hey ashley, dakota is in his room, just walk in. me: ok thank you. -walk in on dakota masturbating to a magazine- me: OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY! dakota: WHAT THE FUCK, DOES ANYONE KNOCK!? -I CLOSE HIS DOOR- me: im so sorry dakota dakota: b**** you owe me a naked picture! me: WHAT!? dakota: it's only fair! -dakota opens his door with his boxers with his d*** hanging out the hole- me: um, dakota - i point down at his boxers- dakota: OH MY GOD! -he puts his d*** back inside the boxer's hole- me: im so sorry! -he bends down and hugs me and i can feel his boner poking my stomach- dakota: its ok. -we go in his room and he lights up a blunt and hits it and passes it to me- dakota: so what did you think? me: about what? dakota: my d***. me: ive seen bigger. dakota: BIGGER?! theres a bigger d*** than THIS? -HE WHIPS IT OUT IN FRONT OF ME- me: OH MY GOD DAKOTA PUT THAT THING AWAY! -he stands up and tucks his thang away and goes behind me- me: so what magazine were you looking at? -i pick up his play boy and sees a picture of a girl licking her own p****- me: i wanna know how to do that. dakota: i can s*** my own d*** me: REALLY?! dakota: yeah, see, watch. -he sits on his bed and bends down and puts half his d*** in his mouth- me: thats amazing
08 Jun, 2012
READ ABOUT ME
Hi my name is Ashley you can call me Ashtray, they call me that because i break, spill and drop ashtrays a lot. i'm Half Jamaican, a quarter of Asian, a quarter of Irish. i have red hair that are pu into dread locks, and im 4'11 and have a green eye and a blue eye. i have a tongue piercing, a nose piercing its a fake diamond ^-^. i don't use purses o.o i think their stupid, r****ed. i hate pigs (cops). i listen to hip hop and rap, mostly classic rap like: Cypress hill, Tupac, Dre, Ice Cube, Notorious B.I.G, and Snoop Doggy Dogg.
06 Jun, 2012
QUESTION #1
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME AND HANG OUT WITH WHOEVER WHO WOULD IT BE? personally i would SMOKE out Al Capone, Einstein,Tupac(if he is alive forget it i would hang with him now if i could), Biggie Smalls, Jimmy Hendrix and Jesus Christ MESSAGE ME BACK AND TELL ME?
05 Jun, 2012
I JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK
a great man once said "only god can judge me" only a fan would know who said that :)
05 Jun, 2012
tupac dead my ass -.-
tupac isnt dead if you think that your too stupid to see the proof. look they just had a hologram concert but he looks to real to be a f***in hologram
05 Jun, 2012
DO IT >;D
Max Quizz.! Answer Truthfully.!(; 1-Lights on or off? 2-Under covers or ontop? 3-Clothes on or off? 4-condom or skin? 5-hotel? 6-your house? 7-would you eat me out? 8-do you like bjs? 9-would we do it ontop of a washing machine? 10-would you fu.ck me til i cant feel my legs? 11-would you finger me? 12-do you like big b***s? 13-small b***s? 14-who would be in control? 15-would you pull my hair? 16-would you talk to me dirty? 17-would you stay after? 18-would you leave after? 19-how many rounds would we go? 20-do you like it hard? 21-would you fu.ck me hard? 22-would you explode in me? 23-would you lick me from my belly button down? 24-how would you treat me? 25-do you like recieving oral pleasures? 26-do you like giving oral pleasures? 27-whats your definintion of fore play? 28-do you cuddle after? 29-would i be a one night stand? 30-would you do this all in real life?(;
04 Jun, 2012
trespassing
why me and this dude has beef: i said i didnt like his music than he went off on me lol who does that? its not a big deal that i dont like your music, why do you care so much about what i like? fereal not everyone is going to like hevey metal or jj demon its not like i said "nah your music is gay" no i simply said " sorry nope" which means i was trying to be polite as possible just to say nah man its not my kinda music
04 Jun, 2012
emos
why do emo guys look like girls? like why? lol fereal theyre anorexic its f***in gross i dont want to see your bones m***********er lol
04 Jun, 2012
313 thats my home town bay bay
Member Since: 05/31/2012 Last Login: 06/04/2012 Profile Views: 313
04 Jun, 2012
_-Trespassing-_
if your not a p**** than why'd you block me xD your a b*** hurt little b****, lol grow some balls!
04 Jun, 2012
my passin time
my passin time is p***ing off these little kids ^-^ they take things way too seriously
04 Jun, 2012
pitbulls are the best breed
i do not give a f*** what anyone sez pitbulls are the best breed i call it the psychotic breed
04 Jun, 2012
FRIDAY
look, i know you dont smoke, i know this, but im gonna get you high today, because its friday, you have no job, and you aint got s*** to do!
04 Jun, 2012
our nigga!
jai owns our vah-jai-jais so dont ask to cyber us or go out with one of us because we'll just turn it down then block you. jai is the most cutest, nicest person in the whole wide world, this nigga is perfect!! we love you jai :)
04 Jun, 2012
CHIN CHECK2
[MC Ren] We cause tragedy, erratically Systematically, in your house without a key How f***ed up that'd be That'll be near your anatomy, my form of flattery [Dr Dre] Assault and battery, cus we coming with that street mentality Straight west coast rider academy Concrete nigga, that's my reality
04 Jun, 2012
CHIN CHECK
[911 dispatch] 911, forty reporting [woman] hello 911, help me, help me [911 dispatch] what is your emergency [woman] there's someone in my house, there's someone in my house [911 dispatch] can you please run by your address for me [woman] 151 Shenedoah, Shenendoah [911 dispatch] ma'am where inside the house are you [woman] (oh my god) [911 dispatch] ma'am where inside the house are you [woman] in my room, their in my room [911 dispatch] ma'am calm down, deputies are on the way is the door locked [woman] (shriek) *fun SHOT* [911 dispatch] ma'am?
03 Jun, 2012
fight with my twin today -.-
me: hey can you hand me the roach clippers? Angela: no, get it yourself!! me: what the FUCK is your problem?! angela: go f*** yourself ashtray me: b**** you wanna go? angela: sure *stands up* me* stands up* angela whats wrong alls i did is ask for the f***in roach clips angela: well maybe you should get off your a** and get them yourself me: b**** alls i do is move i f***in make you food everyday angela: pot brownies dont count as food, ashtray! me: b**** if it wasnt for me you wouldnt even know what pot is angela: exaclty!!! maybe i want to be a good girl not a f***in r****ed stoner me: your not r****ed and neither am i. just because your b*** hurt because your boyfriend dumped you doesnt give you the right to take it out on me angela: *bursts out into tears and she hugs me* im sorry ashtray me: *i start to cry and hug her* its ok i love you sis
02 Jun, 2012
i hate drama
i was in the chatroom whith this one dumb b**** named lonely_girl and alls she was doing was making a sad face and acting like a little b****. this b**** needs to grow a pair and shut the f*** up alls she does is complain "oh my sister died from meth" well b**** maybe your sister shouldnt be so stupid . "oh my brother comitted suicide" look thats his problem not yours. walk it off my friend got killed in front of me you dont see me b****ing alike a little c***. im sorry to be so harsh but death is natural its gonna happen sooner or later iight so smoke a blunt and sit your a** down and shut the f*** up no one wants to hear your problems
02 Jun, 2012
DO IT DONT BE AFRAID :D
Make this your blog & see what color people inbox you ? green_ your my friend red_ i love you pink_ your so pretty blue_ i really like you ... orange_ be mine yellow_ go f*** yourself Repost if you're not scared
02 Jun, 2012
REAL G
DEATH: ice cube! DEATH: ice cube! ICE CUBE: thats don mega to you, you little cocks***a. DEATH: i am the angel of death and your name is on my list. ICECUBE: sheeyit. DEATH: come with me. ICECUBE: i ain't goin' nowhere Wit yo' a** and if you put your hands on me we gettin down right here
01 Jun, 2012
what a perv -.-
Message from ..........love<3 From: ..........love<3 Date: Jun 1 2012 10:07PM Subject: - Will u rub my crotch?
01 Jun, 2012
FUCK YOU TRICK
Message from azezial From: azezial Date: Jun 1 2012 4:23PM Subject: trade want to trade pics?
01 Jun, 2012
Chinese food. never agian
ugh i just ate some sweet and sour chicken now i feel like my stomach is gonna bleed out
31 May, 2012
description of me
im 4"11, i have red dread locks that reach my belly button, i way 109 pounds, i have green eyes and im cute :D
31 May, 2012
dreads
i just got my hair dreaded ^-^ my home girl dreaded my hair for 5 dollars which took for 2 hours it was worth it though :p
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