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My names really katie n im 11 if u like me saf if u hate me get lost n my bdays 10th may
Username : | steven93 |
First Name : | steven |
Last Name : | ellis |
Gender: | M |
Country: | GB |
Member Since : | 06 Mar, 2009 |
29 Jul, 2009
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A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a cle ar voice. 'I know we've been married for twenty years, But I want a divorce.' The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. 'I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,' He says, 'because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are.' Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75. He pushes his luck. 'I want the house,' he says insistently. . Up to 80. 'I want the car, too,' he continues. 85 mph. 'And,' he says, 'I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!' The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, 'Isn't there anything you want?' The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. 'No, I've got everything I need,' she says. 'Oh, really,' he inquires, 'so what have you got?' Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph, The wife turns to him and smiles. 'The airbag.'
29 Jul, 2009
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What color of shirt are you wearing? Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beastly What kind of pants are you wearing? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hott body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes
05 Jun, 2009
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only 16 ppl can read in da wurld Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. OLNY RSEPOT IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUEBR AT TOP TGOHUH, ? "ONLY __ PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU" Go up a nmuber if you can raed it...lte's see how hgih we cna get
05 Jun, 2009
Love
♥_♥____♥_♥ Put this ♥___♥_♥__ ♥ heart _♥___♥___♥_ on your __♥ _____♥__ page if ___♥___ ♥___ you love ____♥_♥____ someone _____♥_____ very much!!!
05 Jun, 2009
Suff
YOUR REAL NAME: Katie 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.) Katizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal.) Baby blue horse 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on/or neighborhood if it's a number) Lorette, Hayward ave 5. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink) Pink Blackurant 6. GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets) Black Salem 7. YOUR HOOD NAME:.(first 3 letters of your first name and add -iqua) Katiqa
05 Jun, 2009
Racism
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism
05 Jun, 2009
Copy and Paste
?/ /?This? Is Joey Copy And Paste Him So He / \ Can Take Over MostFunGames
23 Mar, 2009
hi
i don't ave many m8es on dis yet so plz add me on ur friends list i like 2 talk alot n make new friends so plz add me
22 Mar, 2009
Rip
Rip jade goodie we r all thinkin of u n ur boys will be pround of u da pain is all over now :(
30 Nov, -0001
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