02 Jul, 2009

its true

were getting married at some point

09 May, 2009

THE DEVIL WENT TO JAMAICA

The devil went to Jamaica he was lookin' to sell some weed he was doin' fine they were standin' in line it was excellent weed indeed when he came across a young man who was likewise peddelin' pot and the devil slid down the beach to the kid and said "boy lemme tell you what" i guess you kinda figured I'm a reefer head of course and after all this time i guess that i'm a connoisseur of sorts now your stuff smells ok but this could tranquilize a horse i'll bet a million in cash against your stash coz i think mine's better than yours the boy said "my name's johnny and you ain't smoked nothin' yet" one hit of this grass will kick your a** you got yourself a bet johnny roll a ball of hash and make sure it's the bomb coz the devil's got the kind of stuff they smoked in vietnam you'll get a million smackaroo's in cash if you cash if you can cook, but if you can't devil'll get your dope the devil packed a bong with a little acapulco gold and resin flew from his fingertips as he fired up his bowl he filled that chamber all the way and he took a mighty hit as they passed it back and forth it gave'em both a coughin' fit when the bowl was finished johnny said "hey man that stuff was great" but fill your lungs with some of this and prepare to vegetate cannabis,apeeva,sweet mary jane the devil's in the back yard fryin' his brain zig zag filled with a diggity dang hold on tight it'll hit you like a tank the devil nodded off because he knew that he was stoned and he asked if he could buy an ounce of the stuff that johnny owned. johnny said "devil just come on back if you ever wanna catch a buzz" i done told you once you son of a b****, mine's the best there ever was then they fired up doobies one by one, ain't gonna stop 'til the bag's done green as a bullfrog, sticky as glue granted you'll get high, yes i do

08 May, 2009

PROUD TO BE A STONER

Yeah, Ya Know, Sometimes Its Kind Of Confusing To Me, All These People Sitting On Their High Horses, Looking Down On Us For Smoking A Plant Or Growing A Plant. Well I Belive In Natures Laws, And I Just Wanna Be Free. From The Mountain Tops, Where The Wind Blows To The Green Valleys Down Below. Where The Snow Melts And The Rivers Flow I Just Want To Live My Life. Where The Trees Grow, And The Air Is Clean. Where Nature's Free Do To Her Thing, Everything Is One If You Know What I Mean. I Just Want To Live My Life. Im Proud To Be A Stoner, Im Proud To Be A Stoner, Im Proud To Be A Stoner. Yes I Am, For The Rest Of My Days. From The Mountain Tops, Where The Wind Blows To The Green Valleys Down Below. Where The Snow Melts And The Rivers Flow I Just Want To Live My Life. Where The Trees Grow, And The Air Is Clean. Where Nature's Free Do To Her Thing, Everything Is One If You Know What I Mean. I Just Want To Live My Life. Im Proud To Be A Stoner, Im Proud To Be A Stoner, Im Proud To Be A Stoner. Yes I Am, For The Rest Of My Days. Its Those Lazy Days And The Hazy Days And The Days We Get Stoned For Just Days And Days. Its Amazing When We Get To Live This Way, Like Every Day Is A Holiday. At The Harvest Time, When The Work Is Done. And I Celebrate By Worshiping The Earth And The Sun We Always Give Thanks, For Life And The Gifts. The Higher You Climb, Its The Higher You Get. You Gotta Disconnect, From All The Pressure And Stress. The Traffic, The Smog And The Pains Of Rent. If Thats Real Livin, Its Not For Me, I Wanna Be Free, And Live In Peace, Come On. From The Mountain Tops, Where The Wind Blows To The Green Valleys Down Below. Where The Snow Melts And The Rivers Flow I Just Want To Live My Life. Where The Trees Grow, And The Air Is Clean. Where Nature's Free Do To Her Thing, Everything Is One If You Know What I Mean. I Just Want To Live My Life. Im Proud To Be A Stoner, Im Proud To Be A Stoner, Im Proud To Be A Stoner. Yes

08 May, 2009

4-2-0

Ya know I got 2 states of mind, stoned and asleep First I hit the sweetleaf, and then I have nice dreams When I get up, I wake and bake, take a p*** and shake My clock stopped at Four-twenty, what you want me to say I stay blazed all day, no matter where I’m creepin’ Hot boxin on your block, and at the spot on the weekends You’ll see smoke risin’, Just who could it be It’s my rhyme and crime partner, D. dash L. O. C. Yeah that be me born and raised in the suburbs. Faded off the bud smoke blowin it at you nerds thanks Johnny Richter for your nice little hand off I got some purple Kush Did you bring the sand box? Let’s bounce some bud so we can make a little keefe Spice up the leaf before we smoke the tree Everybody in the scene Know we blow the most dosha That way they label up the Kottonmouth solders. “we got all types”– At 4-2-0 yeah our clocks is always altered- “we talkin pounds” These anti-hero’s are just here to serve you proper “Roll that s*** up” So leave those blessings right up here upon the alter “pass it around” at 4-2-0 everybody’s burnin Ganja” You’ll catch me at the Smoke-Out smoked out, dropping drinks Havin a blast, not givin a f***, doin my thing Blowing rings through the crowd, being loud and obnoxious Now the shots I did with Pak got me feelin’ kind of nauseous But I played it cool and pulled a few snapps Big fat packed bowls, and had a chicken Caesar wrap Dippin through the whole place, no where else I’d rather be Then smokin’ weed with my peeps, now I pass it to D. 24.7 Everyday every minute everybody every stoner grab your bud keep composer beer drinkers, pill poppers, acid heads and freaks All the creatures in the street Heroin addicts and geeks Kottonmouth signed a one way contract to see the world and smoke the killa chromic it’s four two o and I blow endow. “we got all types”– At 4-2-0 yeah our clocks is always altered- “we talkin pounds” These anti-hero’s are just here to serve you proper “Roll

08 May, 2009

KING KLICK

Muthafucka's You know the Kottonmouth Kings done did this s*** You know the Kottonmouth Kings yo just dont stop You know the Kottonmouth Kings is 10 years deep You know the Kottonmouth Kings gives a f*** what you think Ya'll muther f***ers better back the f*** up, stop runnin your mouth talkin s*** bout the klick It's the motha f***in Kottonmouth Kings b****! Get with the King klick Now we done did this s*** And we still do this s*** Ya'll need to quit your lip Get with the King klick! Our klick be the sickest Your klick act like b****es Ya'll wanna get some riches Get with the King klick! Now everybody stackin' the dough Everybody with the papers that wants some mo' yea Everybody thats on the grind, yea serve anybody all day anytime uh Drive-up teller service right to my back gate That's the way I ran my game back at 1228 D, B, JR and A what can I say we used to run it nonstop Sellin' nitrous, acid, extacy, shrooms, pills and a whole lotta pot Makin' and spendin money Just laughin and actin' funny Throwin' parties and pullin' honeys...?? They call me X-Tra-X See im the realest yet Im like that old school vet, put your whole crew to the test Ill knock you out your socks, run your a** off the stage Im pushin major weight, makin plays like Willie Mays Over the shoulder i get colder as the pressure mounds Im gettin older so i like my green in large amounts Im self made never rode on no ones coat or d*** Im gettin paid when you run your mouth about that f***in' klick Now we done did this s*** And we still do this s*** Ya'll need to quit your lip Get with the King klick! Our klick be the sickest Your klick act like b****es Ya'll wanna get some riches Get with the King klick! See we got bags of herb That we'v been known to serve Ya'll wanna move some? Word! You know the King klick! So please dont speak to late Please do not hesiatate Yall want that family grave

02 May, 2009

MARY JANE

Im gonna smoke weed for the rest of my life you can find me postin on my porch Tokin my pipe-Im gonna smoke weed for the rest of my life see some people gave in but I aint Given up the fight Im gonna smoke weed for the rest of my life find me old postin on my porch Tokin on my pipe Im gonna smoke weed for the rest of my life see Im in love with mary jane im Gonna make her my wife Sometimes I wanna get high travel up away to the beautiful skies Float away and hope to never come down hope to see the day that I never come down But what goes up is always bound to fall Ill Im trying to say is that I live my life raw Im gonna smoke week the rest of my life and give all I got till the day that I die. Ya! Im gonna smoke weed for the rest of my life you can find me postin on my porch tokin my Pipe-Im gonna smoke weed for the rest of my life see some people gave in but I aint given up The fight Im gonna smoke weed for the rest of my life find me old postin on my porch tokin on My pipe Im gonna smoke weed for the rest of my life see Im in love with mary jane Im gonna Make her my wife When I look in the mirror I feel so low I see my eyes and I feel the glow I know I can make do lets bless the sole Show my love and let myself go wow Everybody knows that I spit these flows and I drink my beer smoke my weed But my heads in the clear Show your love respect the one your dreaming of. Im gonna smoke weed for the rest of my life you can find me postin on my porch tokin my Pipe-Im gonna smoke weed for the rest of my life see some people gave in but I aint given up The fight Im gonna smoke weed for the rest of my life find me old postin on my porch tokin on My pipe Im gonna smoke weed for the rest of my life see Im in love with mary jane Im gonna Make her my wife Let us plant trees that bear positive fruits that enlighten our minds to the deepest roots all The way to the core where the soul can stay true where I can walk free with a joint in my hand