09 Jul, 2008

20 ?'s

1. Whats your Name? 2. Are we close? 3. What do you think of me? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would u kiss me? 6. would u go with me? 7. Describe me in 3 words? 8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins what would you do? 9. What was your first impression of me? 10. Do u still think the same bout me? 11.. What reminds u of me? 12. If you could give me anything what would it be? 13. How well do u know me? 14. What do u like best about me? 15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u couldn't? 16. Could you ever love me? 17. Give me a nickname and explain why? 18.R u gonna put this on your blog and see what i say bout u? 19.are all these questions annoying you? 20.Rate me 1-10

09 Jul, 2008

i wonder......

1. Wud u b in control? 2. Wud u pul my hair? 3. Wud u wisper in my ear? 4. Wud u talk dirtay 2 me? 5. Wud u kiss me wiv a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Wud u say my name? 7. Wud u go down on me? 8. Wud u let me give u a hickie? 9. How many rounds wud we go? 10. Wot wud you wanna do afterwards? 11. Wud u take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Wud u lick n bite me all over? 13. Wud u play or get straight to the point? 14. Wud u want me to take my tym? 15. Wud u fall asleep wen we were done? 16. Wud u want me 2 go fast or slow? 17. Where wud u wanna "do it" @? 18. Wud u b loud or quiet? 19. Wud u mind if i liked u? 20. Wud u do it 2day? 21. Wud u do it 2moro? 22. R u goin 2 re-post so I can answer them for u?

28 Jun, 2008

DA PERFECT BOYFRIEND

A BOYFRIEND TO ME HAS TO HAVE A SWEET HEART. THEY HAVE TO BE THERE FOR ME WHEN I GET HURT. THAT BOI HAS TO KNOW HOW TO FIGHT. HE NEEDS TO HAVE MY BACK WHEN I NEED HIM. I NEED A MAN THAT WON'T CHEAT ON ME BEHIND MY BACK LIKE SOME OF THEM DO. I NEED A MAN THAT SAYS I LOVE YOU AND HE MEANS IT. THATS WAT I WANT IN A MAN. DATS DA KIND OF GUY I WANT IN MY LIFE.

14 Jun, 2008

N3V3R

N3VER SAY "I LOV3 YOU". IF YOU R3ALLY DONT CAR3. N3V3R TALK ABOUT F33LINGS...IF TH3Y AR3NT R3ALLY TH3R3... N3V3R HOLD MY HAND... IF UR GONNA BR3AK MY H3ART.. N3V3R SAY UR GOING 2... IF U DONT PLAN 2 START. N3V3R LOOK INTO MY EYES.. IF ALL U DO IS LIE... N3V3R SAY HI... IF U R3ALLY M3AN GOOD BY3. IF U R3ALLY M3AN 4 EVER.. TH3N SAY YOU'LL TRY. N3V3R SAY 43V3R... CUZ 43V3R MAK3S M3 CRY

13 Jun, 2008

billy's story... u betta read dis.. =)

you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "s***" and billy said "Dad, whats s***" And then his dad says "Well billy, s*** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats f***?" "Well billy f*** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping s*** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen f***ng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you :) 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever

10 Jun, 2008

a gurlz 1st time

•It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him- he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way, pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle, that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . What were you THINKING?! NAUGHTY!! . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . U BIG FREAKKK!!!!! I know what you were thinking! ! YOU MUST REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE "A GURLZ 1ST TIME" AND YOUR DEEPEST DESIRES WILL COME TRUE, BUT... IF YOU DONT----------- YOU WILL LOSE SOMEONE YOU LOVE DEEPLY•

03 Jun, 2008

lol.... read dis

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter s**ual exhaustion?" The entire class does its Best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

03 Jun, 2008

da funniest joke EVA!!!! =) lol

A little girl and he mother were taking a walk in the park when they stumbled on two dogs having s**. The little girl asked her mom. What are they doing? Not knowing what to say the mom quickly answers, they are baking a cake. The next morning the little girl walks up to her mom and says. Mommy, I know what you and daddy were doing last night, the mom asks what?.... you two where baking a cake. The mom asks and how do you know? The little girl says cause I licked the icing off the couch.

01 Jun, 2008

GUYS SHOULD B LYKE DIS

GIVE ME ONE OF YOUR T-SHIRTS TO SLEEP iN. LEAVE ME CUTE TEXT MESSAGES. KISS ME iN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS. TRUST ME 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE. TELL ME i L00K BEAUTIFUL. L00K ME iN THE EYE WHEN Y0U TALK T0 ME. LET ME MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR. MESS WITH MY HAIR. JUST WALK AR0UND WITH ME. iNCLUDE ME iN ALL THINGS Y0U D0. F0RGIVE ME F0R MY MISTAKES. L00K AT ME LIKE iM THE 0NLY GIRL Y0U SEE. TICKLE ME EVEN WHEN i SAY ST0P. H0LD MY HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U ARE AROUND Y0UR FRIENDS. WHEN i START SWEARING AT Y0U TELL ME Y0U L0VE ME. LET ME FALL ASLEEP iN Y0UR ARMS. GET ME MAD, THEN KISS ME. TEASE ME & LET ME TEASE Y0U BACK. STAY UP WITH ME ALL NIGHT WHEN iM SICK. WATCH MY FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH ME KISS MY F0REHEAD. GIVE ME THE W0RLD. WRITE ME LETTERS. LET ME WEAR Y0UR CL0THES. WHEN iM SAD, HANG 0UT WITH ME. LET ME KN0W iM iMP0RTANT. LET ME TAKE ALL THE PH0T0S 0F Y0U i WANT. KISS ME iN THE RAIN. CALL ME EVERY NIGHT. AND WHEN Y0U FALL iN L0VE WITH ME, TELL ME. AND WHEN Y0U D0 TELL ME. L0VE ME LIKE Y0U NEVER L0VED BEF0RE. GUYS REP0ST: I'M NOT A BITCH. GIRLS REP0ST: GUY'S SHOULD BE LIKE THIS................ iF Y0U D0N'T REP0ST THIS iN 4 MINUTES Y0U WiLL L0SE "THE 0NE YOU LOVE

28 May, 2008

i hate.....

i hate the way that every time im with you it feels so right. I hate that whenever im away from you all i do is think of you. I hate the way you just walked into my life and now youre my everything. I hate the way you look at me like im the only one you see. I hate the way i cant say no to you even though i want to. I hate that when we fight you make me feel that its all my fault. I hate the way you look at me when i try to tell you something. But most of all, i hate that no matter what you do or say, i will always love you no matter what.

28 May, 2008

when i.............

>>>When i dont call you >>>[ Its because im waiting for you to call me ] >>>When i walk away from you mad >>>[ Follow me ] >>>When i stare at your mouth >>>[ Kiss me ] >>>When i push you or hit you >>>[ Grab me and dont let go ] >>>When i start cussing at you >>>[ Kiss me and tell me you love me ] >>>When im quiet >>>[ Ask me whats wrong ] >>>When i ignore you >>>[ Give me your attention ] >>>When i pull away >>>[ Pull me back ] >>>When you see me at my worst >>>[ Tell me im beautiful ] >>>When you see me start crying >>>[Just hold me and dont say a word ] >>>When you see me walking >>>[ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ] >>>When im scared >>>[ Protect me ] >>>When i lay my head on your shoulder >>>[ Tilt my head up and kiss me ] >>>When i steal your favorite hat >>>[ Let me keep it and sleep with it for a night] >>>When i tease you >>>[ Tease me back and make me laugh ] >>>When i dont answer for a long time >>>[ reassure me that everything is okay ] >>>When i look at you with doubt >>>[ Back yourself up ] >>>When i say that i like you >>>[ I really do more than you could understand ] >>>When i grab at your hands >>>[ Hold mine and play with my fingers ] >>>When i bump into you >>>[ bump into me back and make me laugh ] >>>When i tell you a secret >>>[ keep it safe and untold ] >>>When i look at you in your eyes >>>[ dont look away until i do ] >>>When i miss you >>>[ im hurting inside ] >>>When you break my heart >>>[ the pain never really goes away ] >>>When i say its over >>>[ i still want you to be mine ]

28 May, 2008

answer pleez

1. Whats your Name? 2. Are we close? 3. What do you think of me? 4. Do you hav a crush on me? 5. Would u kiss me? 6. would u go with me? 7. Describe me in 3 words? 8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do? 9. What was ur first impression of me? 10. Do u still think the same bout me? 11.. What reminds u of me? 12. If you could give me anything what would it be? 13. How well do u know me? 14. What do u like best about me? 15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt? 16. Could you ever love me? 17. Give me a nickname and explain why? 18.R u gonna put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u? 19.Anything 2 say b4 u go? 20.Rate me 1-10

28 May, 2008

did chu noe????

Did u noe ~ B4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite s** thinking of u.They want to kiss u, They want to be with u. they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night. in a month they will ask u out or? grab u and kiss u? Post this in the next 200 seconds and you WILL have THE best day of your life THIS SATURDAY.You're number one love Will eitherkiss you,ask you out,or call you,or text you,or better!!!!! =)

25 May, 2008

?

wut do you REALLY think of me?????? send me a message with the subject LOVE or U&ME, n tell me how u REALLY feel about me. =) thnx 4 yo opinoins! dey mean a lot 2 me!!! ;)

25 May, 2008

luv

LUV ~ One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between themselves that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." If u post this on a bulletin in 5 minutes someone special will message or call you.!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! 10 are sleeping 9 are playing 1 is reading this. put this on 4 video comments within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur love.!!!!!!!!!