09 Mar, 2018

2018

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30 Aug, 2009

HALLOWEEN 2 (2009)

FAMILY IS FOREVER

24 Dec, 2008

i'd rather part 10

this is the last 1 sad face. I'd rather listen to nsync while sodomizing myself with a retractable baton I'd rather chew tin foil and p*** on a parrot than play this game! I'd rather attempt a back flip triple jump on a stone platform surrounded by lava than play this game! I'd rather play pin the tail on the donkey using swords with a bunch of people who ae drunk off their a**. I'd rather shove the ColecoVision's power brick up my a**! I rather shove food up my a** then wait till s*** comes out of my mouth. "I'd rather watch 2 girls 1 cup in Imax!"

24 Dec, 2008

i'd rather part 9

I rather eat a footlong sub with crap on it and p*** sauce as a condiment while at the same time vomit snot into my pants. I rather have my a** grated into cheese and put on a pizza and be forced to eat it while watching Batman and Robin. I'd rather p*** on an electric fence. I'd rather cash in my Enron stock. I'd rather say Russell Crowe is a bad songwriter. I'd rather eat a bottle of antacid tablets then drink a gallon of water. I'd rather chew the fungal infected toenails off a Sasquatch and rinse out my mouth with my own p***! i'd rather I'd rather be sodimized by a circular saw be a***ly raped with a splintered broom stick. Id rather have my brain get s***ed by a brain bug than play this horrible game Id rather have my heart get ripped off and lift me to the lava Id rather cry like Rambo than play this horrible game I'd rather s*** out a donkey d*** with a straw! I'd rather rub an electic eel between my a** while pirahnas tear my balls off. I'd rather try to stop a bullet train by laying my balls on the tracks!

24 Dec, 2008

i'd rather part 8

I'd rather eat my liquid a** while i s*** in a woods full of f***ing EMO moron who's want to kill me and the rape me when i dead. I'd rather spoon myself. I rather play doctors with Edward Scissorhands I'd rather watch Batman and Robin, Catwoman, and The Super Mario Brothers Movie, all at the same time.(Now I think I've gone way over the line here) I'd rather drink ox p*** in a vomit cup through a s*** straw... I'd rather watch Street Fighter instead of playing this piece of f***ing pile of dog s*** I'd rather shove a pine tree up my a** then play this steaming pile of s*** I rather have a sumo wrestler rape me while being forced to drink s**** coming out of a monkey's a**. i rather rip off a gonorrea buffalo d*** with my mouth i rather drink methyl alcohol from the a** of reggie. I'd rather politely decline an invitation to a particularly desirable social gathering event by a notable individual who currently has for reasons covering the spectrum of general human endeavors ranging from the biolgical yet socially repressed drive for s**ual reproduction to the inclination of the psyche to respond to peer pressure that links a**ociation with persons fixed on a hierachically superior position in the current consensus supported status quo managed to successfully obtain purchase within my needs paradigm in such a manner that compels me to experience extreme frustration and possible gender confusion issues in the event that I were to evade any proximity based interaction opportunities such as described earlier in this statement.

24 Dec, 2008

i'd rather part 7

I'd rather shove my head you my own a**. I'd rather have a paper-cut on my d***. I'd rather queue for 7 hours for a piece of s*** I'd rather play Top 10 Worst Fighting Games until I beaten them all especially Shaq Fu which is very frustrating to play. I would rather eat Michal Jackson's Nose after it fell off into his a** than play this game. I'd rather sick my head in an elephants a** while having it take a s*** I'd rather be gang raped by whales while having a shark s*** my d*** I'd rather play E.T.(i think i may have gone too far with that one ) I'd rather hit myself in the nuts with a nine iron that play this piece of s***. I'd rather get cornholed by the makers Dr. Jekyl & Mr. Hide than play this... I'd rather play Grand Theft Auto 4 on ColecoVision. I´d rather play Hydlide with the power glove wearing a bugs bunny suit and listening bananaphone on my Cd player using the laserscope as earphones. I'd rather play Ping Pong with my own testicles than... I'd rather french kiss a poisonous viper and then lick its' a*** hole than... I'd rather spend 8 years waiting for the t**le screen to load for Metal Gear Solid on Commodore 64 than... "I'd rather put my d*** into a toaster and turn it on while having a pitchfork shoved up my a**!"

24 Dec, 2008

i'd rather part 6

I'd rather have my eyes gouged out and get skullfucked by a leper. I'd rather be shot by Adam 'Pacman' Jones in a stripclub..... i'd rather get kicked in the face by Angel Valodia Matos. He'd rather change John McCain's diapers I'd rather eat raw a** with barbecue sauce! I'd rather have a shark bite my head off! I'd rather watch educational programs! i'd rather listen to the jonas brothers!

24 Dec, 2008

i'd rather part 5

I'd rather eat dead monkey s*** and knife by balls off I'd rather be nailed to the f***ing cross by Roger Rabbit than play this horrendous piece of s***!" I'd rather run my balls against a cheese grater! I'd rather take a s*** out my mouth! (Sorry, that one is kind of sick...he he) Id rather dress up my balls in red and show them to a angry bull! I'd rather defuse a 5 second timed bomb! I'd rather stick my d*** in the game console then keep this piece of s*** in there I'd rather jam a guitar up my a** than listen to this a*** vomiting music!" "I'd rather shove my d*** in a running blender while sitting on a burning-hot stove!" "I'd rather read Youtube comments!" "I'd rather snort c******up my d*** while drinking diarrhea through a straw and watching Dr. Phil!" He'd rather lick the sweat off a gorilla's ball sack i'd rather have someone shoot s*it out of a shotg** at me He'd rather eat a used urinal cake and then floss with the stray p***s on it.

24 Dec, 2008

i'd rather part 4

id rather be a** raped by a elephant id rather drink 300 year old diarrhea id rather play chicken with a tank I rather put gasoline in my console and burn it up I rather flip out on marijuana I rather take crack and go crazy like in N.A.R.C I rather..... drive a car, go through the ocean and jump out of the car, so that i wouldn't survive. I rather drink toxic fluids early in the morning I'd rather swallow house bricks while sitting on nails I'd rather shove my head up a hippo's a*** while taking a dump on a crocodile I'd rather lock myself in an microwave while drowning in my own sick I'd rather pump gasoline up my a** while swallowing lighted matches I'd rather go swimming in a pool of p*** with lumps of s*** falling on me I'd rather wear s*** stained pants and a p*** stained shirt I'd rather shove a electric cord up my a** while sticking my d*** in a plug socket I'd rather play Crysis on a cell phone I'd rather eat my own testicles I'd rather p*** molton rock out my d*** while been flattend by a steamroller I'd rather play an LJN game in HD I'd rather carry a grand piano up a fire escape I'd rather rewrite the dictionary by p***ing in the snow I'd rather shove a boot up my a** while p***ing barbed wire out of my d*** I'd rather have a copy of Shaq-Fu shoved up my a** while E.T. chomps my d*** off! . "I rather take a plane to Walt Disney World and spend a night at Cinderella's Castle playing an NES game called "Adventures in the Magic Kingdom" for the NES. I rather take a lollipop and shove it on my throat while I was playing "Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey" for the PS2 I'd rather hand Ving Rhyms a steel pipe and then trash talk his mother. I'd rather watch every copy of Chrono Trigger burn then play this game! I'd rather have an x-box dropped on my testicles! I'd rather be sodomized by the atari 5200! I'd rather have acid covered dice forcibly inserted into my urethra.

23 Dec, 2008

i'd rather part 3

I'd rather drink my dads man cream. i'd rather dive in pool full of gasoline and light up a cigar! or somethin like that I'd rather try to s*** on the ceiling. I'd rather lock my self in a circular room and try to p*** in the corner. I'd rather nude skydive, COMPLETELY nude. Id rather drink water with chopsticks. I'd rather stick my d*** in a whales blowhole! I'd rather stick a spiked d**** in my ear! I'd rather get my balls crushed with a dictionary! I'd rather write a novel with hoves for hands

23 Dec, 2008

i'd rather part 2

Id rather cut my face with razor blades, and stick my head in a bath tub full of lemonade and salt. I'd rather crucify myself to a barbed wire cross, while a buffalo takes a diarrhea dump in my ear!" I'd rather cutt off my left leg and try to play DDR I'd rather drink lighter fliud and swollow a lit pack of matches Id rather jump off a tower with a bungie coard on my d***. I'd rather take a big s*** in a bag, and wait 2 years , then eat it and s*** in the bag again. I'd rather drink gallons of rolling rock and gasoline I'd rather eat a grenade and plutonium to blast myself I'd rather build a flux capaciter and find a plutonium that generates 1.21 gigawatts of electricity to go back to the past and prevent the game from being made I'd rather get raped by bad guys I'd rather shove a chainsaw at my a** and my d*** i'd rahter have somebody taser my crotch in my sleep. I'd rather do jumping jacks while standing on the edge of a giant razor blade. I'd rather put my d*** in a vice grip and let Lorena Bobbit turn it. I'd rather clean out my eyes with Lye. I'd rather put a funnel up my a** and dump fire ants into it. I'd rather lick a rhino's a*** while shoving Cheerios up my d***hole

09 Aug, 2008

joker

Oh well don't get me started. I watch the trailers every day. I'm overly obsessed with JOKER! Evereyone in my family says that! LOL. Joker was awesome! I love his laugh! LOL!

09 Aug, 2008

heath ledger

R.I.P Heath Ledger... Heath was an awesome joker :'(. So sad!

09 Aug, 2008

batman

I thought all of the batman movies were good... that all changed my mind when I saw the dark knight... When i heard of it I said ' oh it's just probaly like any other batman. Bad effects, no good villian.' Untell I saw the trailer! :). It surprised me! Heath Ledger and Christain Bale did an awesome job! I think anyone who was apart of that movie did awesome! I saw the movie when It first came out in theaters! It was sweet! awesome effects! Great actors! And so on... lol :). If you haven't seen the movie I recommend it! It's my favorite movie this year! also i've never been this obsessed with any movie before! R.I.P. HEath Ledger... :'(. GRR. HEATH LEDGER SHOULD STILL BE ALIVE! I say that alot. lol

29 Jun, 2008

Tara

Tara is my best friend

28 Jun, 2008

!!!!!!!!!!!!

u changed things forever there is no going back. see to them your just a freak.......... like me!

29 May, 2008

!!!!!!!

AMAZING WHEN STRANGERS BECOME FRIENDS,BUT ITS SAD WHEN FRIENDS BECOME STRANGERS...I NEVER WANT 2 LOSE U AS A FRIEND....SEND THIS 2 ALL UR FRiENDS...INCLUDING ME (IF U DON'T WANT 2 LOSE ME!) ???? I MET U AS A FRIEND I TOOK U AS FRIEND I HOPE WE MEET IN HEAVEN WHERE FRIENDSHIP NEVER ENDS SEND IT 2 UR FRIENDS IF U GET 5 BAK UR A OK FRIEND IF U GET 10 BAK UR A GREAT FRIEND IF U GET 15 BAK UR A AMSOME FRIEND IF U GET 20 BAK UR DA BEST IN DA WORLD

18 Apr, 2008

hey

hey hows it going?hope u guys like my profile ttyl