20 Aug, 2010

awwww

>>One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between the that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." If u post this on a bulletin in 5 minutes someone special will message or call you

15 Aug, 2010

ya

God repost this. Please don't ignore; you are beingtested. For it says in the Bible, "Deny me in front of everyone, I will deny you in front of my father." 97% won't post. Will you?

18 Jul, 2010

aahhh hah

Why do we sleep in church, But stay awake through a 3 hour movie? Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about gross things? Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace bulletin, Yet we repost the nasty ones? Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are expanding? Why is it so easy to purchase beer and Mugs? But so hard to donate 25 cents for a Charity? Why is it so easy to worship a Celebrity? But very difficult to engage with God? Why do people laugh at you for being religious, but praise you for thinking dirty and vain? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you’ll get laughed at? Repost this as “don’t read if your immature ….seriously” 80 % of you wont repost this. Jesus said: ‘If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father

15 Jul, 2010

bored

sum 1 tlk to me im freakin bored

13 Jul, 2010

i would do t his 4 my girl

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug! Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe (in the paper the next day) : A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this and the love of your life will relize they feel the same DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life Guys Post This As "I would do this for my girl " Girls Post This As "Boys aren't j***s

12 Jul, 2010

lol

If Hannah Montana said that suicide was cool more than 98% of our American population would suddenly die off If you are in the 2% that would be rolling on your floor laughing post this message to your blog.

11 Jul, 2010

grab my body

IF I LET U GRAB ONLY 1 PART OF MY BODY WAT WOULD U GRAB AND Y??? REPOST DIS 2 SEE HOW MANY PPL WANT 2 GRAB U IF U DON'T REPOST IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS SUMTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN 2 U!!!!!!!!!!!

03 Jul, 2010

hehhe

READ THIS! youll be glad you did! >>> this is like the cutest thing ever!! >>> Girl: What's wrong >>> >>> Boy: I like her so muc h... >>> >>> Girl: Talk to her! >>> >>> Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me. >>> >>> Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing. >>> >>& gt; Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.. >>> >>> Girl: Then tell her. >>> >>> Boy: She won't like >>> ... >>> >>> Girl: How do you know that? >>> >>> Boy: I can just tell. >>> >>> Girl: Well just tell her. >>> >>> Boy: What should I say? >>> >>> Girl: Tell her how much you like her! >>> >>> Boy: I tell her that daily. >>> >>> Girl: What do you mean? >>> >>> Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.. >>> >>> Girl: I know how you feel...... I have the same problem. >>> But he'll never like me.... >>> >>> Boy: Wait. Who do you like? >>> >>> Girl: Oh some boy. >>> >>& g t; Boy: Oh.... she won't like me either.. >>> >>> Girl: She does. >>> >>> Boy: How do you know...? >>> >>> Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you? >>> >>> Boy: You. >>> >>> Girl: You're wrong, I love you. >>> >>> Boy: I love you too. &g t;>> >>> Girl: So are you going to talk to her? >>> >>> Boy: I just did. >>> >>> ****AWWW**** >>> Because you opened this, you will get kissed on 0D >>> friday >>> by >>> the love >>> >>> of your life..... DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!! Your crush >>> >>> will >>> ask you out. Tomorrow will be the best day of your >>> life. >>> However, if >>> you >>> >>> don't send this to at least 10 people by at least >>> 12:00 >>> tonight, >>> >>> you will have bad luck in your love life for the >>> rest >>> of >>> your >>> life. Just repost, please copy and paste!! with the &g t;> ;> name 'Cute' >>> or 'Awwh even if i add it on my page n sent it to people bad things always happen lmfao this stuff still dont work AT ALL its all bull shiit about if this is true or not

01 Jul, 2010

What would you do if?

1. I was right next to you: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. I started taking pics of you: 5. I was hospitalized: 6. I was high: 7. I hugged u: 8. I asked you to leave: 9. I asked you out: What do you think about my? 10. Personality: 11. Eyes: 12. Hair: 13. Body: Would you? 14. Be my friend? 15. Keep a secret if i told you one? 16. Kiss me? 17. Go on a date with me? 18. Keep in touch? 19. Date me? 20. Have "it" with me? Have you ever? 21. Lied to make me feel better? 22. Wanted to kiss me? 23. Wanted to bite me? 24. Kept something important from me? 25. Wanted to cuddle with me? More. 26. Who are you? 27. Are we friends? 28. When and how did we meet? 29. Describe me in one word: 30. What was your first impression? 31. What reminds you of me? 32. If you could give me anything what would it be? 33. How well do you know me? 34. When's the last time you saw me? 35. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?

29 Jun, 2010

"I'M HORNY"

IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years

28 Jun, 2010

can i have yo #

I WANT YOUR # I DNT CARE WHO U R! NAME: Cell #: TEXT MESSAGING(YES OR NO): PIX MESSAGING(YES OR NO). FREAKY{YES OR NO}: I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE DiS & SEE HOW MANY #'S U get

26 Jun, 2010

sex joke!xD

ok a man and a woman were in their room having s** and the son walked in and the mother jumped of and put her clothes on and said to the boy "son you know how big daddys stomach is i was just helping him flatten it"the boy rubbed his eye and said "your just wasting your time every morning the mail lady comes in and gets on her knees and blows back up again" paste this in the next hour or you will be cheated on or someone will walk in on you having s**.......

26 Jun, 2010

find ur love

I’m more than just an option Hey, Hey, Hey refuse to be forgotten Hey, Hey, Hey I took a chance with my heart Hey, Hey, Hey And I feel it taking over I better find your lovin’ I better find your heart I better find your lovin’ I better find your heart I better find your lovin’ I better find your heart I bet if i give all my love then nothings gonna tear us apart I’m more than just a number Hey, Hey, Hey I doubt you’ll find another Hey, Hey, Hey so every single summer Hey, Hey, Hey I be the one that you remember and I better find your lovin I better find your heart I better find your lovin I better find your heart I better find your lovin I better find your heart I bet if i give all my love, then nothings gonna tear us apart it’s more than just a mission Hey, Hey, Hey you hear but you don’t listen Hey, Hey, Hey You better pay attention Hey, Hey, Hey and get what you been missing too many times I’ve been wrong I guess being right takes too long I’m done waiting, theres nothing left to do but give all I have to you and I better find your lovin I better find your heart I better find your lovin I bet if I give all my love, then nothings gonna tear us apart

26 Jun, 2010

favorite girl

I’ve always known you were the best The coolest girl I know, So prettier than All the rest the star of all the show. So many times I wish you could be the one for me I never knew you’d be like this girl, what you do To me. Your who I’m thinking of Girl you’re my runner up no matter what, your Always number one, My prized possesion, one and Only, adore you girl I want you. The one I can't Live without, that’s you, that’s you. You’re my precious little lady, the one that Make’s me crazy, Of all the girls I’ve ever Known , It’s you, it’s you. My favorite, my favorite, my favorite, my Favorite girl, my favorite girl, Your always goin out your way to impress These mr.wrongs, I never knew you’d Get like this I’ll take you as you are, You always said believe in love, it’s a dream That can’t be real, never thought of fairytales I’ll show you how it feels. Your who I’m Thinking of, girl you're my runner up, No matter what your always number one. My prized possesion one and only, adore ya Girl I want you, of all the girls I’ve ever Known it’s you, it's you, you’re my precious Little lady, the one that makes me crazy of all the girls I’ve ever known it’s you, it’s you. My favorite, my favorite, my favorite, my Favorite girl, my favorite girl. You take my breathe away, with every thing You say. I just wanna be with you my baby, My baby, ohhh. My miss don’t play no games, Treats you no other way, that you deserve, Cause you’re the girl of my dreams. My prize position one and only, adore you Girl I want you, the one I can’t live Without, that’s you, that’s you. You’re my precious little lady, the one that Makes me crazy of all the girls I’ve ever Known it’s you, it’s you, ohhhh I want you ohhh it’s you, it’s you. My favorite, my favorite, my favorite, my Favorite girl, my favorite girl. It’s you

26 Jun, 2010

never say never

You see I never thought that I could walk through fire I never thought that I could take a burn I never had the strength to take it higher Until I reached the point of no return And there's just no turnin back When your heart's under attack Gonna give everything I have It's my destiny I will never say never (I will fight) I will fight till forever (make it right) Whenever you knock me down I will not stay on the ground Pick it up, pick it up Pick it up, pick it up (up up up...) And never say never (ne-never say never x3) I never thought that I could feel this power I never thought that I could feel this free I'm strong enough to climb the highest tower And I'm fast enough to run across the sea Cuz there's just no turnin back When your heart's under attack Gonna give everything I have Cuz this is my destiny I will never say never (I will fight) I will fight till forever (make it right) Whenever you knock me down I will not stay on the ground Pick it up, pick it up Pick it up, pick it up (up up up...) And never say never Here we go Guess who J Smith and JB uh huh I got you lil' bro I can handle him Hold up, I, I can handle him Now he's bigger than me, taller than me And he's older than me, and stronger than me And his arms are little bit longer than me But it ain't on a JB song with me I be tryna chill They be tryna side with the thrill No pun intended was raised by the power of will Like Luke with the force if push comes to shove Like Kobe with the fourth, ice water with blood (Let's go!) I gotta be the best And yes we're the flyest Like David and Goliath I conquered the giant So now I got the world in my hand I was born from two stars So the moon's where I land Yeah I will never say never (I will fight) I will fight till forever (make it right) Whenever you knock me down I will not stay on the ground Pick it up, pick it up Pick it up, pick it up (up up up...) And never say never Never say n

26 Jun, 2010

99 moves

My first kiss went a little like this And twist And twist Well my first kiss went a little like this And twist And twist I said no more teachers And no more books I got a kiss under the bleachers Hoping that nobody looks Lips like liquorish Tongue like candy Excuse me miss but can I get you out your panties? In the back of the car On the way to the bar I got you on my list [I got you on my list] At the foot of the stairs With my fingers in your hair Baby, this is it She won’t ever get enough Once she gets a little touch If I had it my way, You know that I’d make her say Ooooooh Ooooooh She won’t ever get enough Once she gets a little touch If I had it my way, You know that I’d make her say Ooooooh Ooooooh Well my first kiss went a little like this I said no more sailors And no more soldiers With your name in a heart Tattooed up on the shoulders Your kiss is like whiskey It gets me drunk And I wake up in the morning with the taste of your tongue In the back of the car On the way to the bar I got you on my list [I got you on my list] At the foot of the stairs With my fingers in your hair Baby, this is it She won’t ever get enough Once she gets a little touch If I had it my way, You know that I’d make her say Ooooooh Ooooooh She won’t ever get enough Once she gets a little touch If I had it my way, You know that I’d make her say Ooooooh Ooooooh My first went a little like this And twist And twist [Ke$ha] Well My first kiss went a little like this And twist And twist She won’t ever get enough Once she gets a little touch If I had it my way You know that I’d make her say Ooooooh Ooooooh She won’t ever get enough Once she gets a little touch If I had it my way, You know that I’d make her say Oooooooh Oooooooh She won’t ever get enough Once she gets a little touch If I had it my way, You know that I’d make her say

26 Jun, 2010

30 moves

Lets b likes and Justdo it xD lol All those curves! And me with no brakes! Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again? Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong! I wish you were my homework so I could do you on the table all night long I wish you were a door so i could bang you Me and my friends get so bored hehehe 35) hey, lets be like nikes, just do it. 36) if u were a pokemon i’d choose you… 37) good thing I’m not flammable because your smokin hot 3 Hey see my friend over there? They want to know if you think i am cute. 39) Hey does this rag smell like chloroform to u 40) Do my shoes match my eyes? *person looks them up and down* stop checking me out!:b 41) Let’s play chess… You turn off the light and I’ll make the first move! 42) I wish you were a poster so i could nail you on the wall 43) baby do u have a licence?…cause ur driving me crazy 44) Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick! 45) Do you like pokemon cause i’d shure like to take a picacho. 46) Apart from being s**y, what do you do for a living? 47) (give girl sugar packet) I think you dropped your name tag! 4 Honey, I’m no Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock!! 49) Just call me milk, I’ll do your body good 50) Do u come with a fire extinguisher cause ur on fire 51) I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness 52) Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to a**ume the position 53) I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list 54) What does it feel like to be the most beautiful person online? 55) So here I am. What were your other two wishes? 56) This is me making the first move....your turn! 57) Most pictures may be worth a thousand words, but a picture of you needs only one! Wow! 5 If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice? 59)What's a s**y woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? 60)Baby, you must

26 Jun, 2010

lil wanye we steady mobbin

Uh, man s*** my clip Swallow my bullets And dontchu spit (ooohhh) I am the hip hop socialist Life is a gamble and I'm all about my poker chips Do you want a dose of this I will make the most of this

26 Jun, 2010

so bored

sum1 tlk to me

04 Aug, 2009

HAHA AWSOME

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04 Aug, 2009

Copy and paste this in a message then fill it out (:

Copy and paste this in a message then fill it out (: How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT) [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 Would you rather.. [ ] Do me Or [ ] Date me Would you rather be on top or bottom? [ ] Top [ ] Bottom Do I have pretty eyes? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you be sad if I moved? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you come visit me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Am I.. [ ] Hott [ ] Slick [ ] Maxy [ ] Cute Would you rather.. [ ] Makeout [ ] Cuddle [ ] **** [ ] Kiss Do you want to go out with me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you give me your number? [ ] Yes ( - - ) <-----leave ya numba [ ] No Are you going to repost this so I can answer for YOU? [ ] Yes {} no

03 Aug, 2009

HUMMMM.......

HUMMMM....... WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED!!!!

01 Aug, 2009

You just hit the lotto.

Ooww Ladies and gentlemen The moment you’ve all been waiting for .. In this corner : weighing 175 pounds, with a record of 17 rapes, 400 a**aults, and 4 murders, the undisputed, most diabolic villain in the world : Slim Shady! Chorus : Eminem So crack a bottle, let your body waddle Don’t act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto Uh-oh Uh-oh, b****3s hopping in my Tahoe Got one riding shotg** and no not one of them got gloves Now where’s the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers? I notice there’s so many of them and there’s really not that many of us. And ladies love us, my posse’s kicking up dust. It’s on till the break of dawn and we’re starting this party from dusk Ok … let’s go Eminem Back wit Andre, the giant, mister elephant tusk Picture us, you’ll just be another one bit the dust Just one of my mothers sons who got thrown under the bus Kiss my b***. Lick the fumunda cheese from under my nuts It disgusts me to see the game the way that it looks Its a must I redeem my name n haters get mushed. Bitch3s lust. Man they love me when I lay in the cut. Fist the cup. The lady gave her eighty some paper cut. Now picture us. Its ridiculous you curse at the thought Cuz when I spit the verse the sh-t gets worse then worcestershire sauce If I could fit the words as picture perfect, works every time Every verse, every line, as simple as nursery rhymes Its elementary. The elephants have entered the room. I venture to say we're the center of attention its true Not to mention back with a vengeance so here’s the signal Of the bat symbol. The platinum trio’s back on you h**s. Chorus : Eminem So crack a bottle, let your body waddle. Don’t act like a snobby model. You just hit the lotto. Uh-oh Uh-oh, b****es hopping in my Tahoe . Got one riding shotg** and no not one of them got gloves Now wheres the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers? I notice there’s so many of them and there’s really not that many of us. And ladies love us, my posse

01 Aug, 2009

Ooh, I'm good

Good Life lyrics Like we always do at this time I go for mine, I gots to shine Now throw your hands up in the sky I go for mine, I gots to shine Now throw your hands up in the sky I'ma get on this TV, mama I'ma, I'ma put s*** down Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, I'm good Welcome to the good life Where niggaz that sell D Won't even get pulled over in they new V The good life, let's go on a livin' spree Shit, they say the best things in life are free The good life, it feel like Atlanta It feel like L.A., it feel like Miami It feel like N.Y., summertime Chi, ahh Now throw your hands up in the sky So I roll through good Y'all pop the trunk, I pop the hood, Ferrari And she got the goods And she got that a**, I got to look, sorry Yo, it's got to be 'cause I'm seasoned Haters give me them salty looks, Lowry's 50 told me go 'head switch the style up And if they hate then let 'em hate And watch the money pile up, the good life Now I, I go for mine, I got to shine Now throw your hands up in the sky Now I, I go for mine, I got to shine Now throw your hands up in the sky I'ma get on this TV mama I'ma, I'ma put s*** down Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, I'm good Welcome to the good life Where we like the girls who ain't on TV 'Cause they got more a** than the models The good life, so keep it comin' with them bottles Till she feel boozed like she bombed at Apollo The good life, it feel like Houston It feel like Philly, it feel like D.C. It feel like VA or the Bay or Ye Ayy, this is the good life Welcome to the good life Homie, tell me what's good Why I only got a problem when you in the hood? Welcome to the good life Like I'm new in the hood, the only thin' I wish? I wish a nigga would Welcome to the good life He probably think he could, but, but I don't think he should Welcome to the good life 50 told me go 'head switch the style up And if they hate then let 'em hate And watch the money pile up,

26 Jul, 2009

Jun 23 2009 12:40PM

Jun 23 2009 12:40PM cross Jun 17 2009 8:47AM Holy Cross /_/ \/\ \_\** / /_/** \ If U Got Love 4 JESUS \_\/\**\ CHRIST Copy This & ~..\_\*/Put it on ur profile GLORY TO GOD!