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|First Name :||Stephanie|
|Last Name :||Baez|
|Member Since :||27 Jul, 2008|
04 Aug, 2008
BILLY,S STORY you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "SH!T" and billy said "Dad, whats *SH!T" And then his dad says "Well billy, SH!T is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "FUCC!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats FUCC?" "Well billy FUCC is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping SH!T off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen FUCCing the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you :) 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
02 Aug, 2008
Old School - Hedley
Don't believe everything happiness says Nothing feels better than hiding these days We bury our fears in the drinks, in these tears For the days we believed we could fly Call up your brothers and sisters and friends We'll go back to the place where the night never ends We'll remember the fires, the burning car tires Boy how in the hell did we get here? So why don't you meet me, down behind the old school We'll waste away the weekend, with perfect regard for how Cavalier we used to be, that beautiful insanity The apathy's surrounding me Don't close your eyes or we'll fade away Over and over and over again We sat down for a minute, grew up into men Now we're putting out fires and changing car tires Man how in hell did we get here? So why don't you meet me, down behind the old school We'll waste away the weekend, with perfect regard for how Cavalier we used to be, that beautiful insanity The apathy's surrounding me Don't close your eyes or we'll fade away this time And we'll never get back what we Gave away, when we still have that fire in our eyes Don't believe everything happiness says Nothings as real as our old reckless ways When we drink by the fires The burning car tires Bad girls and good liars The dreams we'd conspire The days we went crazy The nights wild and hazy Man how in the hell did we get here? So why don't you meet me, down behind the old school We'll waste away the weekend, with perfect regard for how Cavalier we used to be, that beautiful insanity The apathy's surrounding me Don't close your eyes or we'll fade away Why don't you meet me, down behind the old school We'll waste away the weekend, with perfect regard for how Cavalier we used to be, that beautiful insanity The apathy's surrounding me Don't close your eyes or we'll fade away
28 Jul, 2008
1. Whats your Name?2. Are we close? 3. What do you think of me? 4. Do you hav a crush on me? 5. Would u kiss me? 6. would u go with me? 7. Describe me in 3 words? 8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do? 9. What was ur first impression of me? 10. Do u still think the same bout me? 11.. What reminds u of me? 12. If you could give me anything what would it be? 13. How well do u know me? 14. What do u like best about me? 15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt? 16. Could you ever love me? 17. Give me a nickname and explain why? 18.R u gonna put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u? 19.Anything 2 say b4 u go? 20.Rate me 1-10
28 Jul, 2008
1. Wud u b in control? 2. Wud u pul my hair? 3. Wud u wisper in my ear? 4. Wud u talk dirtay 2 me? 5. Wud u kiss me wiv a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Wud u say my name? 7. Wud u go down on me? 8. Wud u let me give u a hickie? 9. How many rounds wud we go? 10. Wot wud you wanna do afterwards? 11. Wud u take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Wud u lick n bite me all over? 13. Wud u play or get straight to the point? 14. Wud u want me to take my tym? 15. Wud u fall asleep wen we were done? 16. Wud u want me 2 go fast or slow? 17. Where wud u wanna "do it" @? 18. Wud u b loud or quiet? 19. Wud u mind if i liked u? 20. Wud u do it 2day? 21. Wud u do it 2moro? 22. R u goin 2 re-post so I can answer them for u?
28 Jul, 2008
i'd die to have this guy
THIS IS THE PERFECT GUY Im the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning, and every single night to tell you sweet dreams. I'm the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears. I'm the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no make-up on, wearing your most torn up jeans and a plain tee-shirt. I'm the guy who won't pressure you to do things that you don't want to do. I'm the guy who kisses you on the forehead; it doesn't always have to be on the mouth. I'm the guy who doesn't kiss and tell. I'm the guy who actually listens to you when you talk. I'm the guy who's excited all day because I'm looking forward to our date that night. I'm the guy who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more. I'm the guy who can't help but smile when you walk into the room. I'm the guy who's perfectly content with staying in and watching movies and cuddling. I'm the guy who won't lie to you about where he's going or where he's been, or who he's been with. I'm the guy who gets b***erflies when he hears your name. I'm the guy who's not afraid to tell his friends he loves you. I'm the guy who doesnt mess with other girls when I have you; you're the only one that I need. I'm the guy who doesn't care about your imperfections, and loves you more for them; who wants a perfect girl? that's just boring. I'm the guy who will hold you while we watch the sun set. I'M THE GUY WHO REALLY WANTS TO MAKE YOU THE HAPPIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD. I AM THIS GUY.... one of many.... who always ends up losing her to the j***s who will treat her like crap and are so concerned about gettin' some. Girls: If you'd die to have this guy, repost as "i'd die to have this guy" Guys: If you'd do these things for a girl, repost as
28 Jul, 2008
I HATE RACISM
a white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism