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| Username : | spiko.miko |
| First Name : | Mikii |
| Last Name : | Furgusson |
| Gender: | M |
| Country: | GB |
| Member Since : | 30 Oct, 2008 |
24 Aug, 2010
HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL
HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL. WELL FIRST LOOK DOWN.BECAUSE U OPENED THIS U WILL GET KISSED ON FRIDAY BY A PERSON THAT THINKS,UR CUTE,UR PRETTY,or by someone that you like.AND TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!BREAK IT AND YOU WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!"REPOST SAYING "HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL"
20 Aug, 2010
lmao do it :)
MARRY ME 4 A WEEK WHO EVER sends a message back saying "i do" is ur husband/wife its just 4 FUN! so dont trip! lets c how many ppl will marry me 4 fun!!! repost and see how many ppl want to marry you! Haha youd be surprised!
28 Jul, 2010
heyy
man i aint been on here for a while, if ur on my freinds or fans list message meh, i need someone to talk too.. byee x**x
13 Apr, 2010
would u hav sex with me??
Post this and just see how many massages saying they want to have s** with you, 1=NO 2=MAYBE 3=HELL YEAH! 4=GET THE CONDOMS 5=WHEN, WHERE, WHAT POSITIONS 6=MY PANTS ARE ALREADY OFF 7=IM IN BED WAITING *WINK WINK* 8=**** CONDOMS, COME HERE AND DO IT!...Trust me, the answers amaze you. It's good to know!! Reply to this
09 Apr, 2010
NO GIRLFRIEND
put NO GIRLFRIEND if boy NO BOYFRIEND if girl or TAKEN if ur taken and a miracle will happen tonite ps. dont ignore, youll regret it repost in 1 min!!!!
07 Mar, 2010
Turns ons And Turns offs
Is taller than you - off Is shorter than you - dnt mind Wears braces - dnt mind Has blue eyes - on Has green eyes - on Has hazel eyes - on Drinks alcohol - offffff Wears glasses - dnt mind Smokes - offfff Plays sports - on Compliments you - on Wears jewelry - yepp Smiles when you walk in the room - On Has brown hair - dnt care Has black hair - On Has blonde hair - On Has red hair - dnt care Can make you laugh at any given moment - On xD Loyal - On Laid back - On Plays guitar - On Plays drums - OFF thts my job!! Sings - On Doesn't eat meat - dnt care Does Mugs - OFF Is bi - ON man im weird has a tattoo - dnt mind Has a lip ring - On=P Has snake bites - ya wo??
04 Feb, 2010
....
i wrote your name in the sky and it blew away i wrote you name in the sand and the ocean washed it away i wrote your name on a piece of paper and someone threw it away i wrote your name in my heart and it stayed there forever repost this in ur blog if u really love someone
02 Feb, 2010
woohoo
B4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite s** thinking of u.They want to kiss u, They want to be with u they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night. in a month they will ask u out or grab u and kiss u.Post this in the next 200 seconds and you WILL have THE best day of your life THIS SATURDAY.You're number one love Will eitherkiss you,ask you out,or call you,or text you,or better
26 Jan, 2010
MY SUICIDE LETTER
Okay, because you opened this, this weekyou will have the BEST LUCK 1) your gonna get a girlfriend/ boyfriend 2) your gonna have the best 3 weeks starting tonight! 3) your gonna get 2 NEW FRIENDS 4) your gonna fall in love **If u dont repost this, you will have bad luck forever !BUT, you have to repost this bulletin with any of these names: 1) I GOT MY LIP PIERCED [[PICS]] 2) I LOVE HIM , SO WHAT ? 3) I LIKE SOMEONE<3 4) GOLD DIGGER 5) I NEED A TRUE BOYFRIEND 6) OMG WE KISSED ! Heres the pic 7) I NEED A GIRLFRIEND 8( I THINK I MIGHT BE GAY 9) I NEED A BOYFRIEND 10) MY SUICIDE LETTER 11) I DYED MY HAIR BLONDE[[PICS]] 12) IM GOING BACK TO JAMAICA MONDAY 13) I DYED MY HAIR PINK AND PURPLE HERE ARE PICS 14) WE GOT CAUGHT 15) I DYED MY HAIR BROWN HERE ARE THE PICTURES
18 Jan, 2010
lol
theres young siblings in the bath together. the girl points at her bros d*** and says whats that and he says my car. he points at her fanny and says whats that and she says my parking space. a few mins later their mom comes in and theres blood everywhere. she says whats happened here? and the girl says he wouldnt put his car in the parking space so i pulled his 2 back wheels off
16 Jan, 2010
A GURLZ 1ST TIME
•It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him- he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way, pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle, that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . What were you THINKING?! NAUGHTY!! . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . U BIG FREAKKK!!!!! I know what you were thinking! ! YOU MUST REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE "A GURLZ 1ST TIME" AND YOUR DEEPEST DESIRES WILL COME TRUE, BUT... IF YOU DONT----------- YOU WILL LOSE SOMEONE YOU LOVE DEEPLY•
08 Jan, 2010
wow
One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." If u post this on a bulletin in 5 minutes someone special will message or call you.!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! put this in your blog within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur love.!!!!!!!!!!
08 Jan, 2010
?IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?
IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS? Honestly... If u really like someone right now, and miss them at this moment, and can't get them out of ur head, and you think about them ALL the time, then re-post this t**led "?IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?" within one minute. And whoever u r missing,will surprise you... repost
06 Jan, 2010
LOL
Have you been injured? Had a car accident? Fell over on a wet floor at work or tripped on an uneven curb? .. if so...you're a clumsy idiot :D:D
06 Jan, 2010
GUYS
1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep they always think about the girl they truly care about 2) Guys are more emotional then you think if they loved you at one point it takes them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they aren't with you 3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile ( : 4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to 5) Giving a guy a hanging messa?ge like "You know what uh...never mind....." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking and he'll a**ume he did something wrong and he'll obsess over it 6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. you don'???t need to give advic?e 7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU LOVE THEM! 9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he really likes you 10) If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with you 11) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something 12)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day 13)No guy can handle all his problems on his own He's just too stubborn to admit it 14)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE! Just because ONE is RUDE doesn't mean he represents ALL of them 15) WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE 16) Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life -Everything said in this bulletin is true -Ladies, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your dreams -Guys, if you don't repost this in 1 hr then you will lose the girl of your life
06 Jan, 2010
Wats ur name mean???
M- Success comes easily to you. I- Love is something you deeply believe in. K- You like to try new things. E- You are popular with all types of people. A- You always want some action. B- You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people. C- You definitely have a partier side in you. D- You're Super cool. E- You are popular with all types of people. F- Fantasic chracteristics you brighten the room of everywhere you go. G- You always want some action H- You have very good personality and looks. I- Love is something you deeply believe in. J- Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things. L- You are always smiling and making others smile. M- Success comes easily to you. N- You can be very "fun"...in bed O- You love foreplay. P- You are very friendly and understanding. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- You are social. S- People think you are so s**y, especially your bf/gf T- You have an attitude, a big one. U- You usely r hella tight. V- You are not judgemental. W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let people tell you what to do. Y- You always make every experience Great. Z- You have trouble trusting people. Repost this with the t**le "Wats ur name mean???" in 3 minutes or something bad will happen to you at 1:00pm tomorrow MAKE EVERY EXPERIENCE GREAT
06 Jan, 2010
SHIT
life is s*** i dont kno why i botha livin, this is stupid bye guys!! Im gonna die!!
05 Jan, 2010
lol thts me
l..........l PUT THIS DOOR ON YOUR l..........l PAGE IF YOU HAVE EVER l.......Ol PUSHED A DOOR THAT l..........l SAID PULL l..........l
02 Jan, 2010
Werewolf
Im a black lycan!! Black Lycan You are a Black Lycan. You are powerful and violent, you don`t listen to others and you take what you want when you want it. You tend to try and do everything on your own and often turn against your fellow pack. You are on your own side and can hold your own.
01 Jan, 2010
2G1C
i just saw two girls one cup!! aawww man i think im gonna barf!!
31 Dec, 2009
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
IT'S NEARLY 00:30 HERE IN ENGLAND SO HAPPY NEW YEAR!! =] 2010 LOL!! =]
31 Dec, 2009
bored
fuk its borin, i kno ive only just woke up but fuk i would usually be doin some thin by now!! =[
28 Dec, 2009
=]
lol im happy today lol unfortunatly =[ ??
27 Dec, 2009
HA HA
95% of teens would cry if they saw Zac Efron at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this to your wall if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!":]
26 Dec, 2009
AARRRGGGHHH!!!!
OMG Vampires!! /\/\/\/\ ( O . O ) ____ - \/ \/ -
26 Dec, 2009
I know im late!!
MERRY AXEMAS AND A METAL NEW YEAR!!
23 Dec, 2009
Drums
I swear ive lost my edge, i need to get betta!! Im gonna down a 2ltr bottle of cream soda too see if tht helps ;P
22 Dec, 2009
lol
1. What is your name: MIKE 2. A four letter word: rape!!! 3. A girl's name: Mo-anne 4. A Boys name: Kyle 5. An occupation: DJ 7. Something you wear: A trilby 8. A food: Bacon 9. Something found in the bathroom: toothpaste 10. A place: Wolverhampton 11. A reason for being late: Being attacked by an aliggator XD 12. Something you shout: noooooo!! 13. A movie t**le: Pitch Black 14. Something you drink: Cream Soda 15. A musical group or singer: Obituary 16. An animal: A panda (like the one that ate my Ninja) 17. A street name: Lich Ave 18. A type of car: Skoda 19. The t**le of a song: You're not me 20. A school subject: math 21. A celebrity: Me!!
19 Dec, 2009
Do It
"yes" or "no" and answer me back. Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Stare at me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Have s** with me: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Ask me out: like me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of you: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: What would you do if you woke up next to me: Will you repost this so i can do the same for you:
19 Dec, 2009
LOVE
1) Kiss on the hand: I adore you. 2) Kiss on the cheak: I just wanna be friends. 3) Kiss on the lips: I love you. 4) Kiss on the neck: I want you. 5) Kiss on the ear: Im just playing. 6) Look in your eyes: Kiss me. 7) Plays with your hair: I can't live without you. Hands on your waist: I love you to much to let go.
18 Dec, 2009
You're Not Me!!
You think I've got it all? Everyone thinks I've got it made Well, how come my only friends Are the ones I pay? No one understands What I would do to change my life For just one day! Don't say if I were you Or tell me what to do How things would be If you were in my shoes 'Cause you're not me! You know what I need And it's not another serenade I get so tired of all the things you say! Gimme what I want, you own the world I'd gladly throw the sun away! Don't say if I were you Or tell me what to do How things would be If you were in my shoes 'Cause you're not me! Please take me as I am! This isn't what I planned! I guess I don't expect that you could understand 'Cause you're not me! I know you think you're being nice But spare me all your lame advice Talk to my hand and roll the dice Everybody's got their price For far too long, I've been denied I'll make up my moves So just step aside No one can say I never tried To do everything to get back my pride! Yeah, you will never be...! Why can't you see That you're not me?! Don't say if I were you Or tell me what to do How things would be If you were in my shoes 'Cause you're not me! Please help me if you can This isn't what I planned! Guess that I don't expect that You could understand 'Cause you're not me!
17 Dec, 2009
I shagged a hot girl because I have a big dick. XD
1 (Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I shagged 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I hugged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on: 01 - a gaybo 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - a bag of weed 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a s**y girl Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because I have a big d***
17 Dec, 2009
Would You....
would you rather..... { kiss or hug me? } would you rather.... { tell me you love me or change the subject? } would you rather.... { do me or date me } would you rather.... { watch a movie with me or text me? } message me your thoughts!
16 Dec, 2009
I Would Do This For My Girl!!
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug! Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe (in the paper the next day) : A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this and the love of your life will relize they feel the same DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life Guys Post This As "I would do this for my girl " Girls Post This As "Boys aren't j***s
13 Dec, 2009
lol
Last thing you said aloud? F*ck how old are you? 12 what did you do yesterday? played drums as usual are you good at guitar hero/ rock band? no it s***s Martial Status? ??? How did you get one of your scars? cant remember bout the one on my face but the rest (24) are from hospital Play any sports? Rugby Favorite song? Lordi - monsters keep me company Favorite Color/s? blue, red, black, pink!! Did you fart today? yeh Are you in a good mood? yeh Whos your best friend? Kyle Richards Do you smoke? H*ll No if so, What kind? What?
13 Dec, 2009
tell me
If You Woke Up Next To Me Wat Would You Do? 1) Go back to sleep 2) Scream and run 3) Cuss me out 4) Stop drinking so much. Damn! 5) Just tell me to leave 6) Climb on top of me and cuddle 7) F**k me 8 )Make me breakfast 9) Ask me my name 10) Call the cops 11) Other (Please specify )
13 Dec, 2009
billy's story lol XD
BILLY,S STORY you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ing the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
13 Dec, 2009
2009 couples
98% marry their 7-12th grade sweethearts & because you opened this.... You will get A good talk tomorrow by the person you love or like! & it will also be the best day of your life! Do not break this chain Repost this as "2009 couples" You' ve got 1 minute
13 Dec, 2009
awww
GIRL: nm you BOY: i got my G.E.D. GIRL: OMG!!! im so proud of you BOY: yeah thnx GIRL: i have something to tell you BOY: go ahead GIRL: well i love you i always had cared about you and your always in my heart BOY: i know i love you too but your too young your 14 and im 17 GIRL: but i love you and age shouldnt matter BOY: i know u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age GIRL: i just thought.....(crying she logs off) The next day the boy turned on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrist and wrote age shouldnt matter THEN the boy gets a call and she sais im leaving you for the one i love then the boy hangs himself and writes age doesnt matter IF you agree age shouldnt matter post this and A miricle will happen at 11:11
12 Dec, 2009
Blue Eyed PPL (like me)
Either s**y as hell or are adorable. Loves to make new friends. Their relationship tends to be very honest because if they aren't truly in love, then the relationship won't work. They fall easily for their best friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite. Enjoys being with their guy/girl. LOVES to party. Can make ANYONE laugh or cheer them up. Loves to please the one they care for or love. The BEST ones at s** . is NOT THE PERSON YOU WANT TO PISS OFF WILL KNOCK YOU OUT!! Amazing Kisser.
02 Dec, 2009
lol
If Hannah Montana said that suicide was cool more than 98% of our American population would suddenly die off if u are in the 2% that would be rolling on ur floor laughing post this message to ur blog
02 Dec, 2009
rate me!!
F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!
02 Dec, 2009
aawww
man i miss trinity!!
02 Dec, 2009
?IF YOU LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?
HONESTLY.....if you really like someone right now,and miss them at this moment,and cant get them out of your head,and you think about them ALL the time,then re-post this t**tled"?IF YOU LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?" within one minute, and who ever you are missing,will suprise you.....
28 Nov, 2009
HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL
HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL. WELL FIRST LOOK DOWN.BECAUSE U OPENED THIS U WILL GET KISSED ON FRIDAY BY A PERSON THAT THINKS,UR CUTE,UR PRETTY,or by someone that you like.AND TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!BREAK IT AND YOU WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!"REPOST SAYING "HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL
28 Nov, 2009
lol
ur moms so fat when she got on the scales it sed " to be continued" OR ur moms so poor a burgular broke into her house and left money 4 her!!
27 Nov, 2009
lol
If you were stuck in a room for 24 hours with me what would you do,message me what you would do,i might like the message i might hate it or i might even be disgusted.Message me what you would do with me and ill message you back
27 Nov, 2009
thats me
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26 Nov, 2009
kellmeganah
soz raquel but itz ova sorry!!
26 Nov, 2009
single
im single again come on girls
23 Nov, 2009
MJ
wwwaaaaaa i cant believe jacko died!!
23 Nov, 2009
ha ha
IF I LET U GRAB ONLY 1 PART OF MY BODY WAT WOULD U GRAB AND Y??? REPOST DIS 2 SEE HOW MANY PPL WANT 2 GRAB U IF U DNT REPOST IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS SUMTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN 2 U!!!!!!!!!!!
18 Nov, 2009
taken
soz im taken by kellmeganah
14 Nov, 2009
lol
95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5% that would shout 'Jump
14 Nov, 2009
aarrgghh
Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling;; Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies;; Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you. tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other;; Guys: When she tells you she loves you look deep into her eyes. give her a peck on the lips and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars;; Girls: When you're both laying under the stars put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush.... -Now copy and repost this; if By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you. If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life
14 Nov, 2009
AM I HOT OR NOT??
0 = ewwwwwwwwwwww!? 1 = Definetly not attractive. 2 = Decent 3 = Cute 4 = Fine as hell! 5 = I'd do you. 6 = Pretty damn s**y! 7 = Lovable, I LOVE YOU!!! 8 = I wanna make you my man/girl. 9 = Just a friend. 10 = Maxiest person I know! 11 = ****in Handsome 12 = Ya, I've checked you out a few times. 13 = i wanna **** u 14.= Let's get married
12 Nov, 2009
HA HA LOL!!
the one person i love the most is..... ME!!!!
12 Nov, 2009
PISSED
man i p***ed off today gotta go to skool!! LOL =D
11 Nov, 2009
lol
f u really love someone post this and watch and see in 5 minutes they will till u they love u too!!!!!!!
11 Nov, 2009
Guess ... who i kissed last night!
I MISS HER IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" ""I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years
11 Nov, 2009
wot do u want from me??
no cheating, you have to post this on ur blogs and see what people want from you!!! 1=A baby? 2=Another chance? 3=Love? 4=A Kiss? 5=Friendship? 6=Max partner? 7=Lap dance? 8=To chill? 9=To cuddle? 10=Marriage?
11 Nov, 2009
do it now!!
Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Pen!s/Boob Size: 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have s** with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having s** with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have s** on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during s**? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to c**? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email? 26. Who would be in control? 27. Would you pull my hair? 28. Would you let me pull yours? 29. Would you whisper in my ear? 30. Would you talk dirty to me? 31. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 32. Would you say my name? 33. Would u give me head/eat me out? 34. Would you let me give you a hickie? 35. How many rounds would we go? 36. What would you wanna do afterwards? 37. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 38. Would you lick and bite me all over? 39. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 40. Would you want me to take my time? 41. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 42. Would you want fast or slow? 43. Would you be loud or quiet? 44. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 45. Would you do it today? 46. Would you do it tomorrow? 47. Would u wanna make me moan? 48. What position would u want me to have u in? 49.Would u **** me hard
11 Nov, 2009
Do you love someone to do this? cuz i do
Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back, you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soul mate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. Repost with t**le: Do you love someone to do this? cuz i do
06 Sep, 2009
LOL
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
28 Aug, 2009
wot i do
What a boyfriend would do.... • Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her b***/boobs. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her • Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • TRUST HER WITH HER GUY FRIENDS • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's a** am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : •Call you. •Kiss you. •Love you. •Text you
28 Aug, 2009
which r u
F = Damn ur ugly D= your parents must be hated C- = Your just someone i dont wanna talk to, ok? C= your okay looking, but u need work C+ = your just average B- ur kinda cool and cute.. i guess B= Your cute. and a interesting person B+ = pretty damn attractive. i'd hit that A= DAMN YOUR ****!!!! A+ = Gorgeous, will u go out with me? A++ = SO HOTT! will u marry me A+++ = TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*&%! ME! AND DONT STOP
28 Aug, 2009
tips
Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling;; Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies;; Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you. tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other;; Guys: When she tells you she loves you look deep into her eyes. give her a peck on the lips and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars;; Girls: When you're both laying under the stars put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush.... -Now copy and repost this; if By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you. If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life
24 Aug, 2009
Love..
98% of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. if u r one of the 2% that does, then copy and paste this in ur profile..
15 Aug, 2009
age shouldn't matter
Girl: nm you Boy: i got my G.E.D. Girl: OMG!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU Boy: yeah thnx Girl: i have to tell you something Boy: go ahead Girl: well i love you. i always have i cared aboutyou and your always in my heart Boy: thats cool i love you too but your too young your 14 and i'm 17 Girl: but i love you, age shouldn't matter Boy: i know u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age Girl: i just thought......(crying she logs off) The next day the boy turns on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrists and wrote on the wall "Age never matters" The boy then recives a call from the girl he choseand she says "I'm leaving you for the one i love.'' That night the boy hangshimself and writes on the wall "She's right. Age doesn't matter. I love you and always will.'' iF YOU AGREE THAT AGE SHOULDN'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM THEN REPOST THIS AS "Age Shouldn't Matter" and.. A miracle will happen at 11:11
09 Aug, 2009
Question
WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED
24 Jul, 2009
aaaaawwwwwwww
Girl: Did I ever cross in your mind? Boy: No. Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really. Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No. Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No. Girl: Choose - Me or your life? Boy: My life. The girl runs away in shock and pain, and the boy runs after her, then he says... The reason you never cross in my mind is because you're always on my mind.. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.. and The reason I choose my life is because YOU ARE MY LIFE... If you would say the same thing (being a girl or boy), copy this and put it on your profile
24 Jul, 2009
Sexy
You opened it ! You will have bad luck for four weeks ! But if you re-post this , You will get kissed by your crush on Friday ! Repost as I am what ever you come out to be. What color of shirt are you wearing? Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beastly What kind of pants are you wearing? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hott body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes
23 Jul, 2009
hugs
???????Put this on your page ???????if you give free hugs! ???????
30 Nov, -0001
crap
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