14 Oct, 2014

Yooooooooo

I moved to a different profile. I'll get on here every now and then to direct you to my other profile.

09 Oct, 2014

Hi there, Jai Lopez. Class Clown.

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there are five birds on a fence and you shoot one, how many birds are left?" Johnny replies "None, cause the rest would fly away." "Well the answer is four but I like the way you're thinking"says the teacher. Johnny says, "I've got a question for you, if three women are sitting on a bench eating ice cream, one is licking her cone, the second was biting the cone, and the third one is s***ing the cone, which one is married?" "Well.. I guess the one that is s***ing the cone" replies the teacher nervously. Johnny says "No, the one wearing the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you are thinking!"

06 Oct, 2014

Hi, Jai Lopez, Class Clown

Yo mama so fat, i took a picture of her last christmas, and its still printing.

01 Oct, 2014

A Little About Me.

My favorite outdoor activities include, going back inside. Lol. Hi, Jai Lopez. Class clown.

29 Sep, 2014

hey

Anybody watch supernatural? I love that show.