so lost....
Ohai, I'm Devon.
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| Username : | so lost.... |
| First Name : | Devon |
| Last Name : | Collins |
| Gender: | M |
| Country: | DJ |
| Member Since : | 16 Jun, 2009 |
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31 Jan, 2014
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Smoking them swisher sweets. Still on 10
05 Dec, 2013
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Shouts out to myself for getting a record deal.
19 Sep, 2013
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I'm living the struggle right now. I bought 250 dollar cleats for soccer but now I'm like dying for GTA 5 and only have 35 bucks -.-
31 Aug, 2013
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She got me up all night. All I'm singing is love songs...
09 Aug, 2013
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Slow down, grab the wall. Wiggle like you tryna make yo a'ss fall off.
16 Jul, 2013
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Why does my phone like to eerily play Lil B music at late hours and when you go to turn it off it says nothing is playing? ._.
14 Jul, 2013
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Realized that all my friends on here are girls. Not sure if I'm feminine or the fact that most you dudes on here are hella weird.
10 Jul, 2013
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There are very few people on here that I f'uck with.
08 Jul, 2013
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Got me a car doe.
08 Jul, 2013
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Carnage liked my comment on Facebook and for some reason that gives me a sense of accomplishment.
06 Jul, 2013
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I just had a vivid dream about larping and that worries me..
20 Jun, 2013
Uh
So, went to Holiday World today. Pretty fun but now I'm in this hotel and it's hella sketchy. >.>
19 Jun, 2013
I need a life because
I have an addiction to Jeopardy and Family Feud
14 May, 2013
Twerk Team
I successfully made my a ss clap. Straight accomplishment. Lmao
27 Oct, 2012
With Your Friends Fest Day One
Oh my god, seriously f***king amazing. Crowd surfed during Skrillex's set. Holyyyyy s***tt
14 Aug, 2012
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Got 45 mosquito bites. What happens for soccer. -__-
14 Aug, 2012
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Well, darn.
05 Aug, 2012
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devon. hey. it's me. holly. the best person in the world. i dunno what to say. but you're super sweet, and adorable. and you're mine. soo h**s back the fuuck off. kthnxbai. o'wait. love yooou <3.
04 Aug, 2012
What Growing Up Does To You
I was just looking at all my old blogs and my use of grammar was horrid. I just wanna go back in time and smack myself for not knowing how to type.
29 Apr, 2012
Lmfao
This girl has a naked profile pic and I told her I wanted to dropkick some clothes and her and she said this. boy byeee i wish you could have me hahahaha Nigga ur blocked
22 Dec, 2011
lol
Lol
11 Oct, 2011
wow
kinda rude to just block someone mid conversation
03 Aug, 2011
inbox me!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't sleep and I'm super bored
19 Jul, 2011
like gaming?
go to FazeGamers.com :)
18 Jul, 2011
No cheating, you have to post this on ur blogs and see what people want from you!!!
1=A baby? 2=Another chance? 3=Love? 4=A Kiss? 5=Friendship? 6=Max partner? 7=Lap dance? 8=To chill? 9=To cuddle? 10=Marriage?
21 May, 2011
yep
I WANT YOUR # I DNT CARE WHO U R! NAME: Cell #: TEXT MESSAGING(YES OR NO): PIX MESSAGING(YES OR NO). FREAKY{YES OR NO}: I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE DiS & SEE HOW MANY #'S U GET
25 Apr, 2011
Go!!!!
If you like gaming of iDevice modding go to ModernPrestige.com or HighTechModding.com
20 Apr, 2011
AWWWHHH DEVON:3
*HACK ALERT* Its Mikailaa((: Talkin Bout Devon~ Dude Im So Glad I Replied To Your First Messagee Sometimes I Dont Reply To Peoples Messages Cuzz Im Scared Their Gonna Be All Doucheey But Noooopee(: Notchuu:) You Listened. Your Real Good At That Ya Know? Yurr Cutee, Understanding, "Chill" (aha!) And You Get Me. What Better Guy Is Out There? Not That Your Muy Guy JustSayin Any Girl At All Would Be Lucky To Havee Yuu! I Love Yaa<3 And Thanks Again For That First Message(:
17 Mar, 2011
Awwwwww Shit
Im back so HMU
27 Feb, 2011
Plz
Someone super-duper coolio message me
21 Feb, 2011
????
Anyone listen to UKF Dubstep
17 Jul, 2010
Devon! Devon! Devon!! >: o
Devon! >: o I love you. Mmmhmm ;o Chea. Like. A lot. You wouldn't believe it! It's crazy really! I've known you forever! ;oo Right?! And you're a cool kidd ;oo You're my brother, mmaky MMKAY! >: o I like your hair when it's not straight-en-ededed O_O <3 Sorry this is taking forever. My brother keeps walking into the room .___. He loves you too. <3 Cheaa ;oo Well I loveee you Devon! >: o -jessie
13 Jul, 2010
Touch Mah Tra La La (:
Jessica Here (: Omgg O>O ! Were do I start o.o... This kid <.,< WAIT! Teen (: There we go.. Is one of my besties (: He makes me laugh so much o.o Im surprised I havent had a heart attack yet.. I love talking to him (: , he makes me un bored... Cuz im always bored -.- Hes a rlly good friend ! I can talk to him about anything I trust him with all my stuff (: And hun im sorry about yesterday ): , I do feel bad.. I no I can always count on you for help or anything ;D! F.uck with him and I will tie you to my car and drive till your organs are on the ground (: . Then, I will get out and poke you with a stick .. Not nice I no .. Im not a nice person ;D. Well you amaze me so much (: But, I think I should get back to my account. Ttyl Sweet Heart♥ xoxo, JessicaHopeKelter♥
07 Jul, 2010
T-t-touchin on my :o
Oh dang lets bang(; Hello world(: Kylee is hacking ppl today O.o its Devons turn Devon is an interesting character he likes video games O.o and he used to ask me out like once a week O.o and he has justin beiber hair O.o other then that hes nice...and sweet when he wants to be(: love you(: Kylee Miranda
20 Jun, 2010
ask??
3 questions 1 chance. 3 honest answers. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 3 questions. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you
10 Jun, 2010
idk
D-you have one of the best personalities ever E-you have a nice a** V-you are not judgemental O-you are one of the best in bed N-soo hot A- damn good kisser B- You fall in love quickly C- You're wild and crazy D- You have one of the best personalities ever E- You have a nice a**. F- People totally adore you G- You have a very good personality and looks. H- You never let people tell you what to do. I- Love is something you deeply believe in J- Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things L- You are cute M- Success comes easily to you. N- So Hott O- You are one of the best in bed. P- You are popular with all types of people. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- fxckin Maxy S- You're loyal to those you love. T- damn s**y U- You are really chill. V- You are not judgemental W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let ppl tell u wat to do Y- One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for Z- You like it in the b*** very very hard...
10 Jun, 2010
=(
i was already not happy but then while were talking every1 gets off on me wow oh well
08 Jun, 2010
ANSWER
answer plz 0 = ewwwwwwwwwwww!? 1 = Definetly not attractive. 2 = Decent 3 = Cute 4 = Fine as hell! 5 = I'd do you. 6 = Pretty damn s**y! 7 = Lovable, I LOVE YOU!!! 8 = I wanna make you my man/girl. 9 = Just a friend. 10 = Maxiest person I know! 11 = ****in Handsome 12 = Ya, I've checked you out a few times. 13 = i wanna **** u 14.= Let's get married ANSER IN MY INBOX
07 Jun, 2010
New playlist
i made a new playlist with a new pic. Comment?
03 May, 2010
Yayz =]
I got a new buddy.Her name is Stormy Yayzzzzz=].
20 Apr, 2010
id do this
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug! Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe (in the paper the next day) : A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this and the love of your life will relize they feel the same DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life Guys Post This As "I would do this for my girl " Girls Post This As "Boys aren't j***s
26 Mar, 2010
Lauren
Lauren ILY ur like my bestest buddy in the world and ur pretty even tho u dont think so love ur guy wifey Devon
25 Mar, 2010
read
read plz B4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite s** thinking of u.They want to kiss u, They want to be with u they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night. in a month they will ask u out or grab u and kiss u.Post this in the next 200 seconds and you WILL have THE best day of your life THIS SATURDAY.You're number one love Will eitherkiss you,ask you out,or call you,or text you,or better
24 Mar, 2010
MW2
Im totally addicted to modern warfare 2 if anyone plays xbox live hit me up my gamertag is ToXiiCxPoiSon
26 Dec, 2009
OMG Homer Simpson
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16 Sep, 2009
Don't trust me -3OH!3
Black dress with the tights underneath, I got the breath of the last cigarette on my teeth, And shes an actress (actress), But she ain't got no need. Shes got money from her parents in a trust fund back east. T-t-t-tongues always pressed to your cheeks, While my tongue is on the inside of some other girls teeth, T-tell your boyfriend if he says hes got beef, That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fxcking scared of him. She wants to touch me (Woah), She wants to love me (Woah), She'll never leave me alone(Woah, woah, oh, oh), Don't trust a h**, Never trust a h**, Don't trust a h**, Don't trust me. X's on the back of your hands, Wash them in the bathroom to drink like the bands. And your setlist (setlist), You stole off the stage, Had red and purple lipstick all over the page. B-b-b-bruises cover your arms, Shaking in the fingers with the bottle in your palm. And the best is (best is), No one knows who you are, Just another girl alone at the bar. She wants to touch me (Woah), She wants to love me (Woah), She'll never leave me alone (Woah, woah, oh, oh), Don't trust a h**, Never trust a h**, Don't trust a h**, Don't trust me. Shush girl shut your lips, Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips. I said, Shush girl shut your lips, Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips. I said, Shush girl shut your lips, Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips. Woah, woah, woah... She wants to touch me (Woah), She wants to love me (Woah), She'll never leave me alone(Woah, woah, oh, oh), Don't trust a h**, Never trust a h**, Don't trust a h**, Don't trust me
16 Sep, 2009
OMG 8D
Message from lahoffman From: lahoffman Date: Sep 16 2009 7:17PM Subject: RE: hey UR A TEDDii BEARRii
16 Sep, 2009
LOL
Message from lahoffman From: lahoffman Date: Sep 16 2009 7:09PM Subject: RE: hey UR MY NEW WIFEY!
13 Sep, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c
WATCH THIS LIKE A BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
12 Sep, 2009
YEA!
Its my birthday!
03 Sep, 2009
yea
? Post this on your page if you love god and you aren't ashamed of it. Don't back down now because since God knows that you read this and you didn't repost this, he will punish you. Remember, all you do on earth is counted, and theres no one to stop you, but when God is deciding whether or not to punish you or reward you, since you didn't copy and paste this, and you are ashamed of it, he will frown at you and punish you. God forgives all that are worthy of it. If you don't copy and paste this in the next 10 minutes, that means that you are ashamed of God, and he will punish you. This is not just a meaningless chain letter, this is a test whether you are a believer, or someone who is not worthy of a reward
03 Sep, 2009
2009 couples
98% marry their 7-12th grade sweethearts & because you opened this.... You will get A good talk tomorrow by the person you love or like! & it will also be the best day of your life! Do not break this chain Repost this as "2009 couples" You' ve got 1 minute
30 Aug, 2009
i fxcking hate hannah montana
This is a true fact: if Miley Cyrus a.k.a Hannah Montana, got pregnant told every single couple to get pregnant, 80% of the American and Canadian (and every other country that knows Miley) population, would obey. Copy and Paste this if you are one of the 20% that would say "Fxck off betch!"
26 Aug, 2009
I LIKE SOMEONE <3
Okay, because you opened this, this weekyou will have the BEST LUCK 1) your gonna get a girlfriend/ boyfriend 2) your gonna have the best 3 weeks starting tonight! 3) your gonna get 2 NEW FRIENDS 4) your gonna fall in love **If u dont repost this, you will have bad luck forever !BUT, you have to repost this bulletin with any of these names: 1) I GOT MY LIP PIERCED [[PICS]] 2) I LOVE HIM , SO WHAT ? 3) I LIKE SOMEONE<3 4) GOLD DIGGER 5) I NEED A TRUE BOYFRIEND 6) OMG WE KISSED ! Heres the pic 7) I NEED A GIRLFRIEND I THINK I MIGHT BE GAY 9) I NEED A BOYFRIEND 10) MY SUICIDE LETTER 11) I DYED MY HAIR BLONDE[[PICS]] 12) IM GOING BACK TO JAMAICA MONDAY 13) I DYED MY HAIR PINK AND PURPLE HERE ARE PICS 14) WE GOT CAUGHT 15) I DYED MY HAIR BROWN HERE ARE THE PICTURES
25 Aug, 2009
if u like someone read this
IF YOU LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS? Honestly... If u really like someone right now, and miss them at this moment, and can't get them out of ur head, and you think about them ALL the time, then re-post this t**led "?IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?" within one minute. And whoever u r missing,will surprise you... repost
24 Aug, 2009
id do this
What a boyfriend would do.... • Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her b***/boobs. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her • Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • TRUST HER WITH HER GUY FRIENDS • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's a** am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : •Call you. •Kiss you. •Love you. •Text you
16 Aug, 2009
answer
What would you do if? 1. I was right next to you: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. I started smoking: 5. I was hospitalized: 6. I was drunk: 7. I hugged u: 8. I asked you to leave: 9. I asked you out: What do you think about my? 10. Personality: 11. Eyes: 12. Hair: 13. Body: Would you? 14. Be my friend? 15. Keep a secret if i told you one? 16. Kiss me? 17. Go on a date with me? 18. Keep in touch? 19. Date me? 20. Have s** with me? Have you ever? 21. Lied to make me feel better? 22. Wanted to kiss me? 23. Wanted to bite me? 24. Kept something important from me? 25. Wanted to cuddle with me? More. 26. Who are you? 27. Are we friends? 28. When and how did we meet? 29. Describe me in one word: 30. What was your first impression? 31. What reminds you of me? 32. If you could give me anything what would it be? 33. How well do you know me? 34. When's the last time you saw me? 35. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 36. Are you gonna post this so you can see what I say about you?
13 Aug, 2009
numbers
I WANT YOUR # I DNT CARE WHO U R! NAME: Cell #: TEXT MESSAGING(YES OR NO): PIX MESSAGING(YES OR NO). FREAKY{YES OR NO}: I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE DiS & SEE HOW MANY #'S U GET
09 Aug, 2009
if u like someone read this
IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS? Honestly... If u really like someone right now, and miss them at this moment, and can't get them out of ur head, and you think about them ALL the time, then re-post this t**led "?IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?" within one minute. And whoever u r missing,will surprise you... repost
07 Aug, 2009
weird
did u know before u go 2 sleep there is q person thinking of u.They want 2 kiss u they r always thinking about u b4 they go 2 sleep at night in amonth they will ask u out or grab u and kiss u. Post this in the next 200 seconds and u will have the day of ur life this Saturday. Ur 31 love will either kiss u ask u out text u call u or better
07 Aug, 2009
LOL
i own emmas head so i can always see her gorgeus smile
06 Aug, 2009
ugh
school starts tommorow
06 Aug, 2009
God
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you
03 Aug, 2009
=]
Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling;; Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies;; Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you. tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other;; Guys: When she tells you she loves you look deep into her eyes. give her a peck on the lips and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars;; Girls: When you're both laying under the stars put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush.... -Now copy and repost this; if By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you. If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life
03 Aug, 2009
emo
???????? Put this on your ???????? page if you are emo ???????? or support emos
02 Aug, 2009
ugh
im sad no one cares about me
02 Aug, 2009
whats my special thing
whats special about me people say that everyone has at least one special thing about them... what's special about me? tell me in my inbox copy this and put it on your page
30 Jul, 2009
see if your middle name is on the list
SEE IF YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS ON THE LIST" Say this slowly. Jesus. I. love. you. and. I. need. you. Repost this within 5 minutes and t**le it: "SEE IF YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS ON THE LIST" A miracle will happen tonight. P.S.Please Do not ignore ...God works in mysterious ways Say this slowly. Jesus. I. love. you. and. I. need. you. Repost this within 5 minutes and t**le it: "SEE IF YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS ON THE LIST" A miracle will happen tonight. P.S.Please Do not ignore ...God works in mysterious ways
29 Jul, 2009
i understand
If love was a libary book.. Many would just borrow and RETURN!!=[ Repost this if u understand!!
29 Jul, 2009
Jess
me and jess are besties and she named me fluffy
24 Jul, 2009
WTF
what is with people using the swastika (nazi symbol) as their profile pic
24 Jul, 2009
billys story
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
14 Jul, 2009
ugh
only 201 profile views ugh im so lonely
13 Jul, 2009
ask me anything
1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you
13 Jul, 2009
luigi
luigi u idiot
13 Jul, 2009
idk
Hi Im Mathew Forks And I Got Murdered By My Dad. Repost This In 5 Mins Or At 5:00 am I Will Drown You In The River My Dad Drownded Me in. If You Repost This, You Will Get The Love Of Your Life And Kiss Him/Her On The Nearest Thursday
13 Jul, 2009
do u love someone enough to do this?cuz i do
Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back, you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soul mate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. Repost with t**le: Do you love someone to do this? cuz i do
12 Jul, 2009
lol
yep im the cwacka kaley is talking about
11 Jul, 2009
i slapped a hottie because im sexy like that
1 (Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on: 01 - 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y beast
11 Jul, 2009
im a lesbian
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years
11 Jul, 2009
sad
My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I werent ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now Im starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "Im sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and dont pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do pIs pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
10 Jul, 2009
im bored
someone talk to me im so bored
09 Jul, 2009
im bored
did u know before u go 2 sleep there is a person thinking of u.They want 2 kiss u they r always thinking about u b4 they go 2 sleep at night in amonth they will ask u out or grab u and kiss u. Post this in the next 200 seconds and u will have the day of ur life this Saturday. Ur 31 love will either kiss u ask u out text u call u or better
08 Jul, 2009
age doesnt matter
READ THIS: true story Girl: nm you Boy: i got my G.E.D. Girl: OMG!!!IM SO PROUD OF YOU Boy: yeah thnx Girl: i have to tell you something Boy: go ahead Girl: well i love you. i always have i cared about you and your always in my heart Boy: thats cool i love you too but your too young your 14 and i'm 17 Girl: but i love you, age shouldn't matter Boy: i know u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age Girl: i just thought......(crying she logs off) The next day the boy turns on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrists and wrote on the wall "Age never matters" The boy then recives a call from the girl he chose and she says "I'm leaving you for the one i love.'' That night the boy hangs himself and writes on the wall "She's right. Age doesn't matter. I love you and always will.'' iF YOU AGREE THAT AGE SHOULDN'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM THEN REPOST THIS AS "Age Shouldn't Matter" and.. A miracle will happen at 11:11
08 Jul, 2009
sexy skater with beautiful eyes
What color of shirt are you wearing? Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beastly What kind of pants are you wearing? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hott body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes
06 Jul, 2009
im in the 2%
98% of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. if u r one of the 2% that does, then copy and paste this in ur profile
04 Jul, 2009
today sucks
great 4th of july there was a tornado so no fireworks man this is gay
04 Jul, 2009
4th of july
happy 4th of july dont almost hit ur friend with a bottle rocket like i almost did
04 Jul, 2009
i own...... again
????????????????Pimp Dancing Cupcake inc. dancing cupcake inc and luigis pimp company have merged!!!!
04 Jul, 2009
looks dont matter
Girl: Um hi i need to tell you somthing Boy: what? Girl: I like you Boy No way your so dam ugly Girl: But....I thought that...... Boy: I'll never like you girl runs off crying Later... girls phone rings "Hi honey its mom ill be home soon love You bye" Girl grabs knife goes in the bathroom and cries. Mom: honey im Home! then the mom hears a scream and finds the girl bleeding to death in the bathroom and she tells her i love you and dies then her mom looked up and was horrified by seeing blood on the wall saying ASK HIM AM I PRETTY ENOUGH NOW Copy & paste this if you think looks shouldnt matter and all that should count is whats on the inside
03 Jul, 2009
my brother
luigi is my brother
02 Jul, 2009
I own
???????????????? Dancing Cupcake inc.
29 Jun, 2009
ugh
someone talk to me
29 Jun, 2009
wow
love has blinded me for far 2 long
28 Jun, 2009
i'm confused
wow last post was wrong
18 Jun, 2009
ugh
why am i stupid enough to fall for the 1 person who never loved me and never will
18 Jun, 2009
wats ur name mean
D-your super cool E-you are popular with all types of people V-you aren't judgemental O-u love foreplay N-you can be very "fun"...in bed
Latest Blogs
31 Jan, 2014
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Smoking them swisher sweets. Still on 10
05 Dec, 2013
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Shouts out to myself for getting a record deal.
19 Sep, 2013
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I'm living the struggle right now. I bought 250 dollar cleats for soccer but now I'm like dying for GTA 5 and only have 35 bucks -.-
31 Aug, 2013
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She got me up all night. All I'm singing is love songs...
09 Aug, 2013
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Slow down, grab the wall. Wiggle like you tryna make yo a'ss fall off.
16 Jul, 2013
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Why does my phone like to eerily play Lil B music at late hours and when you go to turn it off it says nothing is playing? ._.
14 Jul, 2013
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Realized that all my friends on here are girls. Not sure if I'm feminine or the fact that most you dudes on here are hella weird.
10 Jul, 2013
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There are very few people on here that I f'uck with.
08 Jul, 2013
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Got me a car doe.
08 Jul, 2013
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Carnage liked my comment on Facebook and for some reason that gives me a sense of accomplishment.
06 Jul, 2013
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I just had a vivid dream about larping and that worries me..
20 Jun, 2013
Uh
So, went to Holiday World today. Pretty fun but now I'm in this hotel and it's hella sketchy. >.>
19 Jun, 2013
I need a life because
I have an addiction to Jeopardy and Family Feud
14 May, 2013
Twerk Team
I successfully made my a ss clap. Straight accomplishment. Lmao
27 Oct, 2012
With Your Friends Fest Day One
Oh my god, seriously f***king amazing. Crowd surfed during Skrillex's set. Holyyyyy s***tt
14 Aug, 2012
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Got 45 mosquito bites. What happens for soccer. -__-
14 Aug, 2012
.
Well, darn.
05 Aug, 2012
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devon. hey. it's me. holly. the best person in the world. i dunno what to say. but you're super sweet, and adorable. and you're mine. soo h**s back the fuuck off. kthnxbai. o'wait. love yooou <3.
04 Aug, 2012
What Growing Up Does To You
I was just looking at all my old blogs and my use of grammar was horrid. I just wanna go back in time and smack myself for not knowing how to type.
29 Apr, 2012
Lmfao
This girl has a naked profile pic and I told her I wanted to dropkick some clothes and her and she said this. boy byeee i wish you could have me hahahaha Nigga ur blocked
22 Dec, 2011
lol
Lol
11 Oct, 2011
wow
kinda rude to just block someone mid conversation
03 Aug, 2011
inbox me!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't sleep and I'm super bored
19 Jul, 2011
like gaming?
go to FazeGamers.com :)
18 Jul, 2011
No cheating, you have to post this on ur blogs and see what people want from you!!!
1=A baby? 2=Another chance? 3=Love? 4=A Kiss? 5=Friendship? 6=Max partner? 7=Lap dance? 8=To chill? 9=To cuddle? 10=Marriage?
21 May, 2011
yep
I WANT YOUR # I DNT CARE WHO U R! NAME: Cell #: TEXT MESSAGING(YES OR NO): PIX MESSAGING(YES OR NO). FREAKY{YES OR NO}: I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE DiS & SEE HOW MANY #'S U GET
25 Apr, 2011
Go!!!!
If you like gaming of iDevice modding go to ModernPrestige.com or HighTechModding.com
20 Apr, 2011
AWWWHHH DEVON:3
*HACK ALERT* Its Mikailaa((: Talkin Bout Devon~ Dude Im So Glad I Replied To Your First Messagee Sometimes I Dont Reply To Peoples Messages Cuzz Im Scared Their Gonna Be All Doucheey But Noooopee(: Notchuu:) You Listened. Your Real Good At That Ya Know? Yurr Cutee, Understanding, "Chill" (aha!) And You Get Me. What Better Guy Is Out There? Not That Your Muy Guy JustSayin Any Girl At All Would Be Lucky To Havee Yuu! I Love Yaa<3 And Thanks Again For That First Message(:
17 Mar, 2011
Awwwwww Shit
Im back so HMU
27 Feb, 2011
Plz
Someone super-duper coolio message me
21 Feb, 2011
????
Anyone listen to UKF Dubstep
17 Jul, 2010
Devon! Devon! Devon!! >: o
Devon! >: o I love you. Mmmhmm ;o Chea. Like. A lot. You wouldn't believe it! It's crazy really! I've known you forever! ;oo Right?! And you're a cool kidd ;oo You're my brother, mmaky MMKAY! >: o I like your hair when it's not straight-en-ededed O_O <3 Sorry this is taking forever. My brother keeps walking into the room .___. He loves you too. <3 Cheaa ;oo Well I loveee you Devon! >: o -jessie
13 Jul, 2010
Touch Mah Tra La La (:
Jessica Here (: Omgg O>O ! Were do I start o.o... This kid <.,< WAIT! Teen (: There we go.. Is one of my besties (: He makes me laugh so much o.o Im surprised I havent had a heart attack yet.. I love talking to him (: , he makes me un bored... Cuz im always bored -.- Hes a rlly good friend ! I can talk to him about anything I trust him with all my stuff (: And hun im sorry about yesterday ): , I do feel bad.. I no I can always count on you for help or anything ;D! F.uck with him and I will tie you to my car and drive till your organs are on the ground (: . Then, I will get out and poke you with a stick .. Not nice I no .. Im not a nice person ;D. Well you amaze me so much (: But, I think I should get back to my account. Ttyl Sweet Heart♥ xoxo, JessicaHopeKelter♥
07 Jul, 2010
T-t-touchin on my :o
Oh dang lets bang(; Hello world(: Kylee is hacking ppl today O.o its Devons turn Devon is an interesting character he likes video games O.o and he used to ask me out like once a week O.o and he has justin beiber hair O.o other then that hes nice...and sweet when he wants to be(: love you(: Kylee Miranda
20 Jun, 2010
ask??
3 questions 1 chance. 3 honest answers. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 3 questions. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you
10 Jun, 2010
idk
D-you have one of the best personalities ever E-you have a nice a** V-you are not judgemental O-you are one of the best in bed N-soo hot A- damn good kisser B- You fall in love quickly C- You're wild and crazy D- You have one of the best personalities ever E- You have a nice a**. F- People totally adore you G- You have a very good personality and looks. H- You never let people tell you what to do. I- Love is something you deeply believe in J- Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things L- You are cute M- Success comes easily to you. N- So Hott O- You are one of the best in bed. P- You are popular with all types of people. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- fxckin Maxy S- You're loyal to those you love. T- damn s**y U- You are really chill. V- You are not judgemental W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let ppl tell u wat to do Y- One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for Z- You like it in the b*** very very hard...
10 Jun, 2010
=(
i was already not happy but then while were talking every1 gets off on me wow oh well
08 Jun, 2010
ANSWER
answer plz 0 = ewwwwwwwwwwww!? 1 = Definetly not attractive. 2 = Decent 3 = Cute 4 = Fine as hell! 5 = I'd do you. 6 = Pretty damn s**y! 7 = Lovable, I LOVE YOU!!! 8 = I wanna make you my man/girl. 9 = Just a friend. 10 = Maxiest person I know! 11 = ****in Handsome 12 = Ya, I've checked you out a few times. 13 = i wanna **** u 14.= Let's get married ANSER IN MY INBOX
07 Jun, 2010
New playlist
i made a new playlist with a new pic. Comment?
03 May, 2010
Yayz =]
I got a new buddy.Her name is Stormy Yayzzzzz=].
20 Apr, 2010
id do this
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug! Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe (in the paper the next day) : A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this and the love of your life will relize they feel the same DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life Guys Post This As "I would do this for my girl " Girls Post This As "Boys aren't j***s
26 Mar, 2010
Lauren
Lauren ILY ur like my bestest buddy in the world and ur pretty even tho u dont think so love ur guy wifey Devon
25 Mar, 2010
read
read plz B4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite s** thinking of u.They want to kiss u, They want to be with u they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night. in a month they will ask u out or grab u and kiss u.Post this in the next 200 seconds and you WILL have THE best day of your life THIS SATURDAY.You're number one love Will eitherkiss you,ask you out,or call you,or text you,or better
24 Mar, 2010
MW2
Im totally addicted to modern warfare 2 if anyone plays xbox live hit me up my gamertag is ToXiiCxPoiSon
26 Dec, 2009
OMG Homer Simpson
?????? ??????? ??????? ???????? ?????????? ??????????? ???????????? ???????????? ???????????? ??????????? ???????????? ???????????? ???????????? ????????????? ?????????????? ???? ????????? ????? ???? ????????????? ?????????? ????????? ????? ?????? ??????? ???????
16 Sep, 2009
Don't trust me -3OH!3
Black dress with the tights underneath, I got the breath of the last cigarette on my teeth, And shes an actress (actress), But she ain't got no need. Shes got money from her parents in a trust fund back east. T-t-t-tongues always pressed to your cheeks, While my tongue is on the inside of some other girls teeth, T-tell your boyfriend if he says hes got beef, That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fxcking scared of him. She wants to touch me (Woah), She wants to love me (Woah), She'll never leave me alone(Woah, woah, oh, oh), Don't trust a h**, Never trust a h**, Don't trust a h**, Don't trust me. X's on the back of your hands, Wash them in the bathroom to drink like the bands. And your setlist (setlist), You stole off the stage, Had red and purple lipstick all over the page. B-b-b-bruises cover your arms, Shaking in the fingers with the bottle in your palm. And the best is (best is), No one knows who you are, Just another girl alone at the bar. She wants to touch me (Woah), She wants to love me (Woah), She'll never leave me alone (Woah, woah, oh, oh), Don't trust a h**, Never trust a h**, Don't trust a h**, Don't trust me. Shush girl shut your lips, Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips. I said, Shush girl shut your lips, Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips. I said, Shush girl shut your lips, Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips. Woah, woah, woah... She wants to touch me (Woah), She wants to love me (Woah), She'll never leave me alone(Woah, woah, oh, oh), Don't trust a h**, Never trust a h**, Don't trust a h**, Don't trust me
16 Sep, 2009
OMG 8D
Message from lahoffman From: lahoffman Date: Sep 16 2009 7:17PM Subject: RE: hey UR A TEDDii BEARRii
16 Sep, 2009
LOL
Message from lahoffman From: lahoffman Date: Sep 16 2009 7:09PM Subject: RE: hey UR MY NEW WIFEY!
13 Sep, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c
WATCH THIS LIKE A BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
12 Sep, 2009
YEA!
Its my birthday!
03 Sep, 2009
yea
? Post this on your page if you love god and you aren't ashamed of it. Don't back down now because since God knows that you read this and you didn't repost this, he will punish you. Remember, all you do on earth is counted, and theres no one to stop you, but when God is deciding whether or not to punish you or reward you, since you didn't copy and paste this, and you are ashamed of it, he will frown at you and punish you. God forgives all that are worthy of it. If you don't copy and paste this in the next 10 minutes, that means that you are ashamed of God, and he will punish you. This is not just a meaningless chain letter, this is a test whether you are a believer, or someone who is not worthy of a reward
03 Sep, 2009
2009 couples
98% marry their 7-12th grade sweethearts & because you opened this.... You will get A good talk tomorrow by the person you love or like! & it will also be the best day of your life! Do not break this chain Repost this as "2009 couples" You' ve got 1 minute
30 Aug, 2009
i fxcking hate hannah montana
This is a true fact: if Miley Cyrus a.k.a Hannah Montana, got pregnant told every single couple to get pregnant, 80% of the American and Canadian (and every other country that knows Miley) population, would obey. Copy and Paste this if you are one of the 20% that would say "Fxck off betch!"
26 Aug, 2009
I LIKE SOMEONE <3
Okay, because you opened this, this weekyou will have the BEST LUCK 1) your gonna get a girlfriend/ boyfriend 2) your gonna have the best 3 weeks starting tonight! 3) your gonna get 2 NEW FRIENDS 4) your gonna fall in love **If u dont repost this, you will have bad luck forever !BUT, you have to repost this bulletin with any of these names: 1) I GOT MY LIP PIERCED [[PICS]] 2) I LOVE HIM , SO WHAT ? 3) I LIKE SOMEONE<3 4) GOLD DIGGER 5) I NEED A TRUE BOYFRIEND 6) OMG WE KISSED ! Heres the pic 7) I NEED A GIRLFRIEND I THINK I MIGHT BE GAY 9) I NEED A BOYFRIEND 10) MY SUICIDE LETTER 11) I DYED MY HAIR BLONDE[[PICS]] 12) IM GOING BACK TO JAMAICA MONDAY 13) I DYED MY HAIR PINK AND PURPLE HERE ARE PICS 14) WE GOT CAUGHT 15) I DYED MY HAIR BROWN HERE ARE THE PICTURES
25 Aug, 2009
if u like someone read this
IF YOU LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS? Honestly... If u really like someone right now, and miss them at this moment, and can't get them out of ur head, and you think about them ALL the time, then re-post this t**led "?IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?" within one minute. And whoever u r missing,will surprise you... repost
24 Aug, 2009
id do this
What a boyfriend would do.... • Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her b***/boobs. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her • Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • TRUST HER WITH HER GUY FRIENDS • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's a** am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : •Call you. •Kiss you. •Love you. •Text you
16 Aug, 2009
answer
What would you do if? 1. I was right next to you: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. I started smoking: 5. I was hospitalized: 6. I was drunk: 7. I hugged u: 8. I asked you to leave: 9. I asked you out: What do you think about my? 10. Personality: 11. Eyes: 12. Hair: 13. Body: Would you? 14. Be my friend? 15. Keep a secret if i told you one? 16. Kiss me? 17. Go on a date with me? 18. Keep in touch? 19. Date me? 20. Have s** with me? Have you ever? 21. Lied to make me feel better? 22. Wanted to kiss me? 23. Wanted to bite me? 24. Kept something important from me? 25. Wanted to cuddle with me? More. 26. Who are you? 27. Are we friends? 28. When and how did we meet? 29. Describe me in one word: 30. What was your first impression? 31. What reminds you of me? 32. If you could give me anything what would it be? 33. How well do you know me? 34. When's the last time you saw me? 35. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 36. Are you gonna post this so you can see what I say about you?
13 Aug, 2009
numbers
I WANT YOUR # I DNT CARE WHO U R! NAME: Cell #: TEXT MESSAGING(YES OR NO): PIX MESSAGING(YES OR NO). FREAKY{YES OR NO}: I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE DiS & SEE HOW MANY #'S U GET
09 Aug, 2009
if u like someone read this
IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS? Honestly... If u really like someone right now, and miss them at this moment, and can't get them out of ur head, and you think about them ALL the time, then re-post this t**led "?IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?" within one minute. And whoever u r missing,will surprise you... repost
07 Aug, 2009
weird
did u know before u go 2 sleep there is q person thinking of u.They want 2 kiss u they r always thinking about u b4 they go 2 sleep at night in amonth they will ask u out or grab u and kiss u. Post this in the next 200 seconds and u will have the day of ur life this Saturday. Ur 31 love will either kiss u ask u out text u call u or better
07 Aug, 2009
LOL
i own emmas head so i can always see her gorgeus smile
06 Aug, 2009
ugh
school starts tommorow
06 Aug, 2009
God
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you
03 Aug, 2009
=]
Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling;; Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies;; Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you. tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other;; Guys: When she tells you she loves you look deep into her eyes. give her a peck on the lips and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars;; Girls: When you're both laying under the stars put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush.... -Now copy and repost this; if By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you. If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life
03 Aug, 2009
emo
???????? Put this on your ???????? page if you are emo ???????? or support emos
02 Aug, 2009
ugh
im sad no one cares about me
02 Aug, 2009
whats my special thing
whats special about me people say that everyone has at least one special thing about them... what's special about me? tell me in my inbox copy this and put it on your page
30 Jul, 2009
see if your middle name is on the list
SEE IF YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS ON THE LIST" Say this slowly. Jesus. I. love. you. and. I. need. you. Repost this within 5 minutes and t**le it: "SEE IF YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS ON THE LIST" A miracle will happen tonight. P.S.Please Do not ignore ...God works in mysterious ways Say this slowly. Jesus. I. love. you. and. I. need. you. Repost this within 5 minutes and t**le it: "SEE IF YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS ON THE LIST" A miracle will happen tonight. P.S.Please Do not ignore ...God works in mysterious ways
29 Jul, 2009
i understand
If love was a libary book.. Many would just borrow and RETURN!!=[ Repost this if u understand!!
29 Jul, 2009
Jess
me and jess are besties and she named me fluffy
24 Jul, 2009
WTF
what is with people using the swastika (nazi symbol) as their profile pic
24 Jul, 2009
billys story
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
14 Jul, 2009
ugh
only 201 profile views ugh im so lonely
13 Jul, 2009
ask me anything
1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you
13 Jul, 2009
luigi
luigi u idiot
13 Jul, 2009
idk
Hi Im Mathew Forks And I Got Murdered By My Dad. Repost This In 5 Mins Or At 5:00 am I Will Drown You In The River My Dad Drownded Me in. If You Repost This, You Will Get The Love Of Your Life And Kiss Him/Her On The Nearest Thursday
13 Jul, 2009
do u love someone enough to do this?cuz i do
Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back, you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soul mate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. Repost with t**le: Do you love someone to do this? cuz i do
12 Jul, 2009
lol
yep im the cwacka kaley is talking about
11 Jul, 2009
i slapped a hottie because im sexy like that
1 (Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on: 01 - 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y beast
11 Jul, 2009
im a lesbian
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years
11 Jul, 2009
sad
My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I werent ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now Im starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "Im sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and dont pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do pIs pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
10 Jul, 2009
im bored
someone talk to me im so bored
09 Jul, 2009
im bored
did u know before u go 2 sleep there is a person thinking of u.They want 2 kiss u they r always thinking about u b4 they go 2 sleep at night in amonth they will ask u out or grab u and kiss u. Post this in the next 200 seconds and u will have the day of ur life this Saturday. Ur 31 love will either kiss u ask u out text u call u or better
08 Jul, 2009
age doesnt matter
READ THIS: true story Girl: nm you Boy: i got my G.E.D. Girl: OMG!!!IM SO PROUD OF YOU Boy: yeah thnx Girl: i have to tell you something Boy: go ahead Girl: well i love you. i always have i cared about you and your always in my heart Boy: thats cool i love you too but your too young your 14 and i'm 17 Girl: but i love you, age shouldn't matter Boy: i know u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age Girl: i just thought......(crying she logs off) The next day the boy turns on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrists and wrote on the wall "Age never matters" The boy then recives a call from the girl he chose and she says "I'm leaving you for the one i love.'' That night the boy hangs himself and writes on the wall "She's right. Age doesn't matter. I love you and always will.'' iF YOU AGREE THAT AGE SHOULDN'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM THEN REPOST THIS AS "Age Shouldn't Matter" and.. A miracle will happen at 11:11
08 Jul, 2009
sexy skater with beautiful eyes
What color of shirt are you wearing? Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beastly What kind of pants are you wearing? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hott body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes
06 Jul, 2009
im in the 2%
98% of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. if u r one of the 2% that does, then copy and paste this in ur profile
04 Jul, 2009
today sucks
great 4th of july there was a tornado so no fireworks man this is gay
04 Jul, 2009
4th of july
happy 4th of july dont almost hit ur friend with a bottle rocket like i almost did
04 Jul, 2009
i own...... again
????????????????Pimp Dancing Cupcake inc. dancing cupcake inc and luigis pimp company have merged!!!!
04 Jul, 2009
looks dont matter
Girl: Um hi i need to tell you somthing Boy: what? Girl: I like you Boy No way your so dam ugly Girl: But....I thought that...... Boy: I'll never like you girl runs off crying Later... girls phone rings "Hi honey its mom ill be home soon love You bye" Girl grabs knife goes in the bathroom and cries. Mom: honey im Home! then the mom hears a scream and finds the girl bleeding to death in the bathroom and she tells her i love you and dies then her mom looked up and was horrified by seeing blood on the wall saying ASK HIM AM I PRETTY ENOUGH NOW Copy & paste this if you think looks shouldnt matter and all that should count is whats on the inside
03 Jul, 2009
my brother
luigi is my brother
02 Jul, 2009
I own
???????????????? Dancing Cupcake inc.
29 Jun, 2009
ugh
someone talk to me
29 Jun, 2009
wow
love has blinded me for far 2 long
28 Jun, 2009
i'm confused
wow last post was wrong
18 Jun, 2009
ugh
why am i stupid enough to fall for the 1 person who never loved me and never will
18 Jun, 2009
wats ur name mean
D-your super cool E-you are popular with all types of people V-you aren't judgemental O-u love foreplay N-you can be very "fun"...in bed
31 Jan, 2014
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Smoking them swisher sweets. Still on 10
05 Dec, 2013
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Shouts out to myself for getting a record deal.
19 Sep, 2013
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I'm living the struggle right now. I bought 250 dollar cleats for soccer but now I'm like dying for GTA 5 and only have 35 bucks -.-
31 Aug, 2013
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She got me up all night. All I'm singing is love songs...
09 Aug, 2013
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Slow down, grab the wall. Wiggle like you tryna make yo a'ss fall off.
16 Jul, 2013
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Why does my phone like to eerily play Lil B music at late hours and when you go to turn it off it says nothing is playing? ._.
14 Jul, 2013
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Realized that all my friends on here are girls. Not sure if I'm feminine or the fact that most you dudes on here are hella weird.
10 Jul, 2013
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There are very few people on here that I f'uck with.
08 Jul, 2013
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Got me a car doe.
08 Jul, 2013
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Carnage liked my comment on Facebook and for some reason that gives me a sense of accomplishment.
06 Jul, 2013
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I just had a vivid dream about larping and that worries me..
20 Jun, 2013
Uh
So, went to Holiday World today. Pretty fun but now I'm in this hotel and it's hella sketchy. >.>
19 Jun, 2013
I need a life because
I have an addiction to Jeopardy and Family Feud
14 May, 2013
Twerk Team
I successfully made my a ss clap. Straight accomplishment. Lmao
27 Oct, 2012
With Your Friends Fest Day One
Oh my god, seriously f***king amazing. Crowd surfed during Skrillex's set. Holyyyyy s***tt
14 Aug, 2012
-________________-
Got 45 mosquito bites. What happens for soccer. -__-
14 Aug, 2012
.
Well, darn.
05 Aug, 2012
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devon. hey. it's me. holly. the best person in the world. i dunno what to say. but you're super sweet, and adorable. and you're mine. soo h**s back the fuuck off. kthnxbai. o'wait. love yooou <3.
04 Aug, 2012
What Growing Up Does To You
I was just looking at all my old blogs and my use of grammar was horrid. I just wanna go back in time and smack myself for not knowing how to type.
29 Apr, 2012
Lmfao
This girl has a naked profile pic and I told her I wanted to dropkick some clothes and her and she said this. boy byeee i wish you could have me hahahaha Nigga ur blocked
22 Dec, 2011
lol
Lol
11 Oct, 2011
wow
kinda rude to just block someone mid conversation
03 Aug, 2011
inbox me!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't sleep and I'm super bored
19 Jul, 2011
like gaming?
go to FazeGamers.com :)
18 Jul, 2011
No cheating, you have to post this on ur blogs and see what people want from you!!!
1=A baby? 2=Another chance? 3=Love? 4=A Kiss? 5=Friendship? 6=Max partner? 7=Lap dance? 8=To chill? 9=To cuddle? 10=Marriage?
21 May, 2011
yep
I WANT YOUR # I DNT CARE WHO U R! NAME: Cell #: TEXT MESSAGING(YES OR NO): PIX MESSAGING(YES OR NO). FREAKY{YES OR NO}: I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE DiS & SEE HOW MANY #'S U GET
25 Apr, 2011
Go!!!!
If you like gaming of iDevice modding go to ModernPrestige.com or HighTechModding.com
20 Apr, 2011
AWWWHHH DEVON:3
*HACK ALERT* Its Mikailaa((: Talkin Bout Devon~ Dude Im So Glad I Replied To Your First Messagee Sometimes I Dont Reply To Peoples Messages Cuzz Im Scared Their Gonna Be All Doucheey But Noooopee(: Notchuu:) You Listened. Your Real Good At That Ya Know? Yurr Cutee, Understanding, "Chill" (aha!) And You Get Me. What Better Guy Is Out There? Not That Your Muy Guy JustSayin Any Girl At All Would Be Lucky To Havee Yuu! I Love Yaa<3 And Thanks Again For That First Message(:
17 Mar, 2011
Awwwwww Shit
Im back so HMU
27 Feb, 2011
Plz
Someone super-duper coolio message me
21 Feb, 2011
????
Anyone listen to UKF Dubstep
17 Jul, 2010
Devon! Devon! Devon!! >: o
Devon! >: o I love you. Mmmhmm ;o Chea. Like. A lot. You wouldn't believe it! It's crazy really! I've known you forever! ;oo Right?! And you're a cool kidd ;oo You're my brother, mmaky MMKAY! >: o I like your hair when it's not straight-en-ededed O_O <3 Sorry this is taking forever. My brother keeps walking into the room .___. He loves you too. <3 Cheaa ;oo Well I loveee you Devon! >: o -jessie
13 Jul, 2010
Touch Mah Tra La La (:
Jessica Here (: Omgg O>O ! Were do I start o.o... This kid <.,< WAIT! Teen (: There we go.. Is one of my besties (: He makes me laugh so much o.o Im surprised I havent had a heart attack yet.. I love talking to him (: , he makes me un bored... Cuz im always bored -.- Hes a rlly good friend ! I can talk to him about anything I trust him with all my stuff (: And hun im sorry about yesterday ): , I do feel bad.. I no I can always count on you for help or anything ;D! F.uck with him and I will tie you to my car and drive till your organs are on the ground (: . Then, I will get out and poke you with a stick .. Not nice I no .. Im not a nice person ;D. Well you amaze me so much (: But, I think I should get back to my account. Ttyl Sweet Heart♥ xoxo, JessicaHopeKelter♥
07 Jul, 2010
T-t-touchin on my :o
Oh dang lets bang(; Hello world(: Kylee is hacking ppl today O.o its Devons turn Devon is an interesting character he likes video games O.o and he used to ask me out like once a week O.o and he has justin beiber hair O.o other then that hes nice...and sweet when he wants to be(: love you(: Kylee Miranda
20 Jun, 2010
ask??
3 questions 1 chance. 3 honest answers. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 3 questions. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you
10 Jun, 2010
idk
D-you have one of the best personalities ever E-you have a nice a** V-you are not judgemental O-you are one of the best in bed N-soo hot A- damn good kisser B- You fall in love quickly C- You're wild and crazy D- You have one of the best personalities ever E- You have a nice a**. F- People totally adore you G- You have a very good personality and looks. H- You never let people tell you what to do. I- Love is something you deeply believe in J- Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things L- You are cute M- Success comes easily to you. N- So Hott O- You are one of the best in bed. P- You are popular with all types of people. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- fxckin Maxy S- You're loyal to those you love. T- damn s**y U- You are really chill. V- You are not judgemental W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let ppl tell u wat to do Y- One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for Z- You like it in the b*** very very hard...
10 Jun, 2010
=(
i was already not happy but then while were talking every1 gets off on me wow oh well
08 Jun, 2010
ANSWER
answer plz 0 = ewwwwwwwwwwww!? 1 = Definetly not attractive. 2 = Decent 3 = Cute 4 = Fine as hell! 5 = I'd do you. 6 = Pretty damn s**y! 7 = Lovable, I LOVE YOU!!! 8 = I wanna make you my man/girl. 9 = Just a friend. 10 = Maxiest person I know! 11 = ****in Handsome 12 = Ya, I've checked you out a few times. 13 = i wanna **** u 14.= Let's get married ANSER IN MY INBOX
07 Jun, 2010
New playlist
i made a new playlist with a new pic. Comment?
03 May, 2010
Yayz =]
I got a new buddy.Her name is Stormy Yayzzzzz=].
20 Apr, 2010
id do this
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug! Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe (in the paper the next day) : A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this and the love of your life will relize they feel the same DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life Guys Post This As "I would do this for my girl " Girls Post This As "Boys aren't j***s
26 Mar, 2010
Lauren
Lauren ILY ur like my bestest buddy in the world and ur pretty even tho u dont think so love ur guy wifey Devon
25 Mar, 2010
read
read plz B4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite s** thinking of u.They want to kiss u, They want to be with u they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night. in a month they will ask u out or grab u and kiss u.Post this in the next 200 seconds and you WILL have THE best day of your life THIS SATURDAY.You're number one love Will eitherkiss you,ask you out,or call you,or text you,or better
24 Mar, 2010
MW2
Im totally addicted to modern warfare 2 if anyone plays xbox live hit me up my gamertag is ToXiiCxPoiSon
26 Dec, 2009
OMG Homer Simpson
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16 Sep, 2009
Don't trust me -3OH!3
Black dress with the tights underneath, I got the breath of the last cigarette on my teeth, And shes an actress (actress), But she ain't got no need. Shes got money from her parents in a trust fund back east. T-t-t-tongues always pressed to your cheeks, While my tongue is on the inside of some other girls teeth, T-tell your boyfriend if he says hes got beef, That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fxcking scared of him. She wants to touch me (Woah), She wants to love me (Woah), She'll never leave me alone(Woah, woah, oh, oh), Don't trust a h**, Never trust a h**, Don't trust a h**, Don't trust me. X's on the back of your hands, Wash them in the bathroom to drink like the bands. And your setlist (setlist), You stole off the stage, Had red and purple lipstick all over the page. B-b-b-bruises cover your arms, Shaking in the fingers with the bottle in your palm. And the best is (best is), No one knows who you are, Just another girl alone at the bar. She wants to touch me (Woah), She wants to love me (Woah), She'll never leave me alone (Woah, woah, oh, oh), Don't trust a h**, Never trust a h**, Don't trust a h**, Don't trust me. Shush girl shut your lips, Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips. I said, Shush girl shut your lips, Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips. I said, Shush girl shut your lips, Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips. Woah, woah, woah... She wants to touch me (Woah), She wants to love me (Woah), She'll never leave me alone(Woah, woah, oh, oh), Don't trust a h**, Never trust a h**, Don't trust a h**, Don't trust me
16 Sep, 2009
OMG 8D
Message from lahoffman From: lahoffman Date: Sep 16 2009 7:17PM Subject: RE: hey UR A TEDDii BEARRii
16 Sep, 2009
LOL
Message from lahoffman From: lahoffman Date: Sep 16 2009 7:09PM Subject: RE: hey UR MY NEW WIFEY!
13 Sep, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c
WATCH THIS LIKE A BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
12 Sep, 2009
YEA!
Its my birthday!
03 Sep, 2009
yea
? Post this on your page if you love god and you aren't ashamed of it. Don't back down now because since God knows that you read this and you didn't repost this, he will punish you. Remember, all you do on earth is counted, and theres no one to stop you, but when God is deciding whether or not to punish you or reward you, since you didn't copy and paste this, and you are ashamed of it, he will frown at you and punish you. God forgives all that are worthy of it. If you don't copy and paste this in the next 10 minutes, that means that you are ashamed of God, and he will punish you. This is not just a meaningless chain letter, this is a test whether you are a believer, or someone who is not worthy of a reward
03 Sep, 2009
2009 couples
98% marry their 7-12th grade sweethearts & because you opened this.... You will get A good talk tomorrow by the person you love or like! & it will also be the best day of your life! Do not break this chain Repost this as "2009 couples" You' ve got 1 minute
30 Aug, 2009
i fxcking hate hannah montana
This is a true fact: if Miley Cyrus a.k.a Hannah Montana, got pregnant told every single couple to get pregnant, 80% of the American and Canadian (and every other country that knows Miley) population, would obey. Copy and Paste this if you are one of the 20% that would say "Fxck off betch!"
26 Aug, 2009
I LIKE SOMEONE <3
Okay, because you opened this, this weekyou will have the BEST LUCK 1) your gonna get a girlfriend/ boyfriend 2) your gonna have the best 3 weeks starting tonight! 3) your gonna get 2 NEW FRIENDS 4) your gonna fall in love **If u dont repost this, you will have bad luck forever !BUT, you have to repost this bulletin with any of these names: 1) I GOT MY LIP PIERCED [[PICS]] 2) I LOVE HIM , SO WHAT ? 3) I LIKE SOMEONE<3 4) GOLD DIGGER 5) I NEED A TRUE BOYFRIEND 6) OMG WE KISSED ! Heres the pic 7) I NEED A GIRLFRIEND I THINK I MIGHT BE GAY 9) I NEED A BOYFRIEND 10) MY SUICIDE LETTER 11) I DYED MY HAIR BLONDE[[PICS]] 12) IM GOING BACK TO JAMAICA MONDAY 13) I DYED MY HAIR PINK AND PURPLE HERE ARE PICS 14) WE GOT CAUGHT 15) I DYED MY HAIR BROWN HERE ARE THE PICTURES
25 Aug, 2009
if u like someone read this
IF YOU LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS? Honestly... If u really like someone right now, and miss them at this moment, and can't get them out of ur head, and you think about them ALL the time, then re-post this t**led "?IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?" within one minute. And whoever u r missing,will surprise you... repost
24 Aug, 2009
id do this
What a boyfriend would do.... • Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her b***/boobs. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her • Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • TRUST HER WITH HER GUY FRIENDS • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's a** am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : •Call you. •Kiss you. •Love you. •Text you
16 Aug, 2009
answer
What would you do if? 1. I was right next to you: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. I started smoking: 5. I was hospitalized: 6. I was drunk: 7. I hugged u: 8. I asked you to leave: 9. I asked you out: What do you think about my? 10. Personality: 11. Eyes: 12. Hair: 13. Body: Would you? 14. Be my friend? 15. Keep a secret if i told you one? 16. Kiss me? 17. Go on a date with me? 18. Keep in touch? 19. Date me? 20. Have s** with me? Have you ever? 21. Lied to make me feel better? 22. Wanted to kiss me? 23. Wanted to bite me? 24. Kept something important from me? 25. Wanted to cuddle with me? More. 26. Who are you? 27. Are we friends? 28. When and how did we meet? 29. Describe me in one word: 30. What was your first impression? 31. What reminds you of me? 32. If you could give me anything what would it be? 33. How well do you know me? 34. When's the last time you saw me? 35. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 36. Are you gonna post this so you can see what I say about you?
13 Aug, 2009
numbers
I WANT YOUR # I DNT CARE WHO U R! NAME: Cell #: TEXT MESSAGING(YES OR NO): PIX MESSAGING(YES OR NO). FREAKY{YES OR NO}: I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE DiS & SEE HOW MANY #'S U GET
09 Aug, 2009
if u like someone read this
IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS? Honestly... If u really like someone right now, and miss them at this moment, and can't get them out of ur head, and you think about them ALL the time, then re-post this t**led "?IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?" within one minute. And whoever u r missing,will surprise you... repost
07 Aug, 2009
weird
did u know before u go 2 sleep there is q person thinking of u.They want 2 kiss u they r always thinking about u b4 they go 2 sleep at night in amonth they will ask u out or grab u and kiss u. Post this in the next 200 seconds and u will have the day of ur life this Saturday. Ur 31 love will either kiss u ask u out text u call u or better
07 Aug, 2009
LOL
i own emmas head so i can always see her gorgeus smile
06 Aug, 2009
ugh
school starts tommorow
06 Aug, 2009
God
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you
03 Aug, 2009
=]
Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling;; Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies;; Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you. tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other;; Guys: When she tells you she loves you look deep into her eyes. give her a peck on the lips and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars;; Girls: When you're both laying under the stars put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush.... -Now copy and repost this; if By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you. If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life
03 Aug, 2009
emo
???????? Put this on your ???????? page if you are emo ???????? or support emos
02 Aug, 2009
ugh
im sad no one cares about me
02 Aug, 2009
whats my special thing
whats special about me people say that everyone has at least one special thing about them... what's special about me? tell me in my inbox copy this and put it on your page
30 Jul, 2009
see if your middle name is on the list
SEE IF YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS ON THE LIST" Say this slowly. Jesus. I. love. you. and. I. need. you. Repost this within 5 minutes and t**le it: "SEE IF YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS ON THE LIST" A miracle will happen tonight. P.S.Please Do not ignore ...God works in mysterious ways Say this slowly. Jesus. I. love. you. and. I. need. you. Repost this within 5 minutes and t**le it: "SEE IF YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS ON THE LIST" A miracle will happen tonight. P.S.Please Do not ignore ...God works in mysterious ways
29 Jul, 2009
i understand
If love was a libary book.. Many would just borrow and RETURN!!=[ Repost this if u understand!!
29 Jul, 2009
Jess
me and jess are besties and she named me fluffy
24 Jul, 2009
WTF
what is with people using the swastika (nazi symbol) as their profile pic
24 Jul, 2009
billys story
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
14 Jul, 2009
ugh
only 201 profile views ugh im so lonely
13 Jul, 2009
ask me anything
1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you
13 Jul, 2009
luigi
luigi u idiot
13 Jul, 2009
idk
Hi Im Mathew Forks And I Got Murdered By My Dad. Repost This In 5 Mins Or At 5:00 am I Will Drown You In The River My Dad Drownded Me in. If You Repost This, You Will Get The Love Of Your Life And Kiss Him/Her On The Nearest Thursday
13 Jul, 2009
do u love someone enough to do this?cuz i do
Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back, you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soul mate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. Repost with t**le: Do you love someone to do this? cuz i do
12 Jul, 2009
lol
yep im the cwacka kaley is talking about
11 Jul, 2009
i slapped a hottie because im sexy like that
1 (Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on: 01 - 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y beast
11 Jul, 2009
im a lesbian
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years
11 Jul, 2009
sad
My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I werent ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now Im starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "Im sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and dont pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do pIs pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
10 Jul, 2009
im bored
someone talk to me im so bored
09 Jul, 2009
im bored
did u know before u go 2 sleep there is a person thinking of u.They want 2 kiss u they r always thinking about u b4 they go 2 sleep at night in amonth they will ask u out or grab u and kiss u. Post this in the next 200 seconds and u will have the day of ur life this Saturday. Ur 31 love will either kiss u ask u out text u call u or better
08 Jul, 2009
age doesnt matter
READ THIS: true story Girl: nm you Boy: i got my G.E.D. Girl: OMG!!!IM SO PROUD OF YOU Boy: yeah thnx Girl: i have to tell you something Boy: go ahead Girl: well i love you. i always have i cared about you and your always in my heart Boy: thats cool i love you too but your too young your 14 and i'm 17 Girl: but i love you, age shouldn't matter Boy: i know u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age Girl: i just thought......(crying she logs off) The next day the boy turns on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrists and wrote on the wall "Age never matters" The boy then recives a call from the girl he chose and she says "I'm leaving you for the one i love.'' That night the boy hangs himself and writes on the wall "She's right. Age doesn't matter. I love you and always will.'' iF YOU AGREE THAT AGE SHOULDN'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM THEN REPOST THIS AS "Age Shouldn't Matter" and.. A miracle will happen at 11:11
08 Jul, 2009
sexy skater with beautiful eyes
What color of shirt are you wearing? Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beastly What kind of pants are you wearing? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hott body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes
06 Jul, 2009
im in the 2%
98% of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. if u r one of the 2% that does, then copy and paste this in ur profile
04 Jul, 2009
today sucks
great 4th of july there was a tornado so no fireworks man this is gay
04 Jul, 2009
4th of july
happy 4th of july dont almost hit ur friend with a bottle rocket like i almost did
04 Jul, 2009
i own...... again
????????????????Pimp Dancing Cupcake inc. dancing cupcake inc and luigis pimp company have merged!!!!
04 Jul, 2009
looks dont matter
Girl: Um hi i need to tell you somthing Boy: what? Girl: I like you Boy No way your so dam ugly Girl: But....I thought that...... Boy: I'll never like you girl runs off crying Later... girls phone rings "Hi honey its mom ill be home soon love You bye" Girl grabs knife goes in the bathroom and cries. Mom: honey im Home! then the mom hears a scream and finds the girl bleeding to death in the bathroom and she tells her i love you and dies then her mom looked up and was horrified by seeing blood on the wall saying ASK HIM AM I PRETTY ENOUGH NOW Copy & paste this if you think looks shouldnt matter and all that should count is whats on the inside
03 Jul, 2009
my brother
luigi is my brother
02 Jul, 2009
I own
???????????????? Dancing Cupcake inc.
29 Jun, 2009
ugh
someone talk to me
29 Jun, 2009
wow
love has blinded me for far 2 long
28 Jun, 2009
i'm confused
wow last post was wrong
18 Jun, 2009
ugh
why am i stupid enough to fall for the 1 person who never loved me and never will
18 Jun, 2009
wats ur name mean
D-your super cool E-you are popular with all types of people V-you aren't judgemental O-u love foreplay N-you can be very "fun"...in bed
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