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08 Jun, 2010

Uh Oh

So Far Good Thingz Have Come Proud Of My Mom In Law[[Kristi]] I Found A Ice Crwm Cone Friendz Try Throwin Me In The Pool[[But Failed]]XD Gona Go Do Other Stuff In Awhile Fun Stuff That Is[[Jellin?]]

08 Jun, 2010

Grrr Updatez

I Feel Old But Not The Old Old Where You Are Wrinkli And Stuff Just The Young Old[[Making Sense?]] Ok Good Itz Fucking Hot Here[[Arizona]] Everything Is Melting And And Umm Yeah Summer Is Going Good And Fun And Exciting Oh And I Alreadi Miss Her=[ And My Other Friendz And Ima Be Back For A While So Dont Stalk Me Right Away=]

07 May, 2010

...

Now Ima Just Wasting My Fucking Time On Here Damn...Ehh Ima Leave And Maybe Just Maybe I Will Be Back Just Dont Get Your Hopes High Maybe In A Hour Or Two Ima Get Her Tonite >/ If I Can Find Her Or She Might Be Partying Without Me:T

07 May, 2010

Hello There You.

Ok So Im Back..For A While:T Ive Been Busy And Like Busy But Yeah..Where The Fuck Did Lauren Go?!! Anyone Seen Her?=[ Oh and Some New Playlist Pics Are Up And They are Kinda Random[[Like Always]] But Yeah Umm Dont Be Weird. Later!

02 Apr, 2010

=/

Im Such In A Down Mood Right Now And Im Not Saying This To Get Attention I Dont Want It At All I Dont Know What I Realli Want Right Now Actualli

28 Mar, 2010

Happi 8th Annniversari

Wow... Our Time Together Is Going By Fast It Realli Seemed To Me Like It Was Two Days Ago We Were Celebrating Our 7th Annversari I Truli Am So Lucki To Have An Amazing,Beautiful,Funny Girl You are All I Want, Care And Love For You Make Me Feel Just Loved And I Just Love Everything About You Your Silliness,Your Imaginative Mind, And How You Show The Way You Love Me I Would Never Ever Do Anithing To Let You Go I Cant Break A Heart Like Yours You Are One Intresting Girl...Who I Want To Spend The Rest Of My Life With So Happi 8th Anniversari Lauren Hoffman I Love You Love Your- Michael MacNummi [[MacIntosh]]

27 Mar, 2010

Ummm...

She Tries So Hard To Be With Me She Wants To Be With Me And I Want The Same I Can Tell But I Cant Be With Her Not Always...No I Want Her With People Who Are There For Her I Hardli Am...It Just Makes Me Feel So Fucking Bad And I Keep Thinking Im Just Ruining Her Life Cuz Of Me Then I Get In A Shitti Feeling Cuz Of That Maybe I Need A Break..Idk. Oh Well :T Latrz

19 Mar, 2010

Gummeh Bearz

Went To Prescott Today I Was On A Secret Mission..Shhhh But Yeah It Got Boring And Then I went To Golden Corral And It The Best Place Cuz It Has all Typez Of Dessertz And Loaded Up A Plate Of Gummeh Bearz And People Just Stared At Me...It Was Scarri And I Was Hyper All Day For No Damn Reason And Now Ima So Tired =[ And Now Ima Here.. =]

15 Mar, 2010

Im Thinking Im Thinking...

Hmmm I Cant Sleep=[ Ima Hungri,But Im Too Lazi To Get Something And And I Feel Dizzi So I Am Thinking About Getting A New Account On Here Of Course So Yeah...No Sleeping For Meh

13 Mar, 2010

Hello There...

What A Night Celebrated Ashtons Birthday Yesterday It Wuz A Lil Crazi Well Probabli Alot And It Was Weird Drinking With His Parents And Now I Hort Froim Being Shot With Paintballs I Have Red Polka Dots On Meh Now=[ And Its Kinda Hard Tryin Not To Poke Them But Yeah It Was Fun I Should Be On Later On Tonight So Yeah Wow All In That Night I Miss My Lauren So Much

11 Mar, 2010

Whoa

I Just Had A De Ja Vu o_o And Like I Am Thinkin About So Many Random Thingz And They Involve People And What Would It Be Like If I Met Them And My Spring Break Is Friday! What To Do What To Do?

09 Mar, 2010

=/

The Harder I Try To Get What I Want The Farther It Gets Away From Me Even If I Try To Make Things Better They Get Even Worse Why Want Me?

03 Mar, 2010

Its Them

I Have Stalkers Like I Knew That Before But Like I Think I Do Like Everytime I Go Someplace I Sometimes See People I Have Seen Before And Sometimes They Give Me a Stare And I Just Sometimes Wana Go Up To Them And Punch Them In The Face But I Cant =[

28 Feb, 2010

She Wont Stop

Lola[[Puppi]] Wont Stop Singin And Shes Drivin Meh Nutz I Gave Her A Kooki and She Wantz More And Probabli The Neighborhood Is Gona Come After Meh So I Needz To Hide Somewher Maybe I Shuld Give Them The Puppi

28 Feb, 2010

7th Anniversari

Wow Long Time Together At First We Bareli Knew Each Other We Talked For Three Days We Laughed At The Stupid Silli Things We Did And Said I Never Knew It Would Carry On Beyond That I Thought You Would Just Be One Of Those Other Girls Who I Would Just Become Best Friends With And Got To Know Well No Girl Has Ever Made Me Laugh So Hard And Make Me Smile SO Much I Never Realli Stayed Up So Long For Anyone Everytime You Left I Just Wanted To Talk To You Right Away I Wanted To Keep You With Me But I Know I Couldnt It Has Now Been 7 months That We Have Been Together and Those Past 7 Months Have Been The Best Months Of My Life I Love You Lauren Hoffman

25 Feb, 2010

Gone...

Yep Me Is Goin Now Dont Know Why I Came Had A Shitty Week..Especiali With People Dont Know Why Got To Deal With Somethings Here :T Ehh..Im Gone

21 Feb, 2010

Ummm Hello?

So I Am Exhausted From Today But I Am Not Tired Or Sleepy I Am Wide Awake =/ Does That Make Any Sense?

20 Feb, 2010

...

I Dont now How To Explain How I Am Feeling Right Now And Its Not A Good Feeling and I Am Not Sick Why Why Why? Me Is Gona Go Bye Bye Now I Hate Thinking All These Things

16 Feb, 2010

X]

Whoa Ima Dizzi Todai. Like Seriousli I Couldnt Walk Well And I Passed Out Several Times In My Classes Todai And NO I Havent Been Drinking! So Shut The F Up!

14 Feb, 2010

400th Bloggi

:O Its Valentines Day Ppl! Well Happi Or Is It Merri Valentines Day. Im Seeing SO Much Red Around. Well I Love You Lauren. So Yeah.

13 Feb, 2010

Dont DO IT!

Dont Pop Popcorn In A Pan! Its Realli Messi Messi!! But Fun!! And Now I Have To Cleans It Up!=/ But ill Just Let Lola[[Dog]] Do It For Me Hey! It Wasnt My Idea..Brandon Was Hungri And We Needed Food!=]

13 Feb, 2010

Screw It!

So Yeah Ive Changed My Mind. I Cant Leave Lauren Alone. That Would Have Been The Worst Thing Ever I Would Have Done. And I Was Thinkin About It On My Walk. But It Got Caught Short Cuz Coyotes Were Following Me And I Ran Home.., So Ima Back!

13 Feb, 2010

=/

Good Bye...For Awhile Ive Been Causing Too Much Pain For People Including Myself And My Lauren I Just Cant Talk To Anyone Right Now And I Still Have No Idea Why People Talk To Me Im Not Special Or Anything Im Going Now ...Dont Worry I Will Be Back I Still Will Always Love You Lauren.

09 Feb, 2010

I Dont Know What TO Say

So I Havent Been Sleeping Much Lateli The Past Four Days But I FInalli Did Todaii In Spanish Class The Whole Hour And A Half I Put My Head Down For Awhile And Asked David To WaKe Me Up If I Sleep So I Slept..=/ And When I Opened My Eyes Someone Was Right In Front Of Me Just Lookin At Me My Spanish Teacher It was And She Was Like "Michael...Did You Know That You Smile When You Sleep and You Sleep Like Baby.It Was Kinda Cute" And When She Left I Was Like To My Table...Be Careful You See That Lady Over There..STALKER[[But In A Whisperi Voice]] And I Was embarrassed Cuz She Said It Right In Front Of The Class. And Now Ima Never Gona Do That Again...

08 Feb, 2010

Ever

Have You Ever Loved Someone In Your Life So Much You Would Do Anything To Be With Just That One Person You Would Tell Her She Is Beautiful No Matter How Many Times She Says She Isnt You Would Tell Her That Without Her Your Life Would Have Never Been The Same Again I Know I Would...I Would Always.. But Then Karma Just Turns Back At Me And Everything Goes Wrong I Try Doing The Right Thing... But It Just Gets Worse What Am I To Do? I Really Do Trulli Love Her.

08 Feb, 2010

It Happened

I Tripped Over Lola Just Now And I Spilled All The Milk All Over Me And Her And The Puppi Is Licking Me. I Think She Did It On Purpose.

07 Feb, 2010

Little Kids Again

What A Long Fucking Day! Went To Super Bowl Party For Some Reason There Always Something Up With Me And Little Kids I Was In The BackYard And I Saw About 25 Little Tiny Kids Just Staring At Me But This Time They Were Ashton's Cousins. And This One Evil Little Xavier He Doesnt Like Me He Yelled Something And All Of A Sudden I See Basketballs,And Footballs Being Thrown At Me And Then 5 Seconds Later.*sighs* They Jump Me..All Of Them. And Stupid Ashton Didnt Help Me While I Was Being Plummeted And Now I Hurt Everywhere. And I Couldnt Believe Their Parents Encourage Them To Do It And Later After The Party The Parents Thanked Me For Playing With Them It Was Quite A Night For Me

06 Feb, 2010

Little Kids

So Today I Went To The YMCA. And Worked Out All Of A Sudden These Little Stalkers Just Start Staring At Me. And Like I Didnt Mind But It Was Ackward. And Finally One Came Up And Said Hi And I Said Hi..Then They All Ran Away. WEIRD Isnt It?

05 Feb, 2010

Night

I Believe It Is Time For Me To Go To Bed. Isnt It? I Think So. I Had A Wonderful Night With My Lauren Hoffman. I Fallen Deeply In Love With Her. It Is Really True Love. I Love You Lauren. Ok I Think I Want To Get Off Now. But I Cant. What The Hell! Damn!..Good Night!

04 Feb, 2010

What I Have Done

So Today I DId Alot of Things Tripped And Fell 27 Times Yelled 4 Times Danced 1 Time[[had to]] Shook 54 Hands[[I Think]] Thought About Things[[Mostly People]] Ate 5 Cupcakes And Muffins[[I was Hungry]] Went To The Doctor[[I Get To Live]] Worked Out[[Goofed Off Mostly]] And Umm I Miss My Lauren Most Of All.

31 Jan, 2010

*sighs*

I Have Been Looking ...*Takes A Deep Breath* Up And Down Left and Right In N Out Side To Side In The Closet On The Roof In The Clouds All Around...*and Breathes* And Still Couldn't Find What I Was Looking For.=/

31 Jan, 2010

Realli?

Is This Really Happening To Me? Have I Really Met The One Girl? The Girl Who Wants To Be With Me? The Girl Who I Would Be Holding In My Arms? The Girl Who I Would Look In the Eyes And Tell Her I Love Her? The One Girl I Would Want To Be With The Rest Of My LIfe? Is This For Real? Or Am I Still Dreaming?

30 Jan, 2010

BOO!

I Can OutBoo And OutRAWR Any Person Or Thing In This Planet! And You Know It!XD

30 Jan, 2010

Lucki Meh=/

So This Week Pretty Much Sucked.=/ Worked,Hanged Out,Did Stuff With Friends Which You Shouldnt Know About!>/ And Fuck...I Think Im Fucked.

28 Jan, 2010

6th month anniversari=]

Yes it is true. I do love Lauren Hoffman I love her with my whole heart and it is a veri special day for us. Itz our 6th month anniversari. I love you Lauren Hoffman ~love your Michael MacNummi

23 Jan, 2010

NUmmy?

Ive been eating blooberriz and they are kinda makin feel blooish and I need Lauren=[ oh well ill b latr on tonite late tho

23 Jan, 2010

Dont wake me up

To many problems To many people So many dreams I cant remember So many thoughts in my head Most of them dealing with bad things Keep thinking I am going to someday lose someone close to me I dont know who or what People caring and worrying to much Now just let me sleep

22 Jan, 2010

Au revoir

Ima goin to tha moviez wif random ppl tonite... or am i? o_O but yea ima goin shumwher and i dont kno wahtz gona happen sho if i dont come bak..it meanz ima dead..jk not funneh>/ but yea Au revoir mes amis =]

20 Jan, 2010

:o

I just remember shumthin that happen during new years! and now ill probabli remeber it for the rest of my life. hopefulli our wish will come tru.

20 Jan, 2010

XD

MeH and Dillon beated the box todai It wuz in Biology..it wuz so boring wif tha old dude substitute he wuldnt let us do s***.=[ and every1 wuz like dead X_X and of corse we were "disturbing the students learning" and got kicked out =D which i wuz relived of and gave the securiti a hug now we have detention.=[

18 Jan, 2010

to whom

I dont know if you think im the right person for you You seem like you do extremeli love me even though we are so far away I hate it that it had to be this way,meeting this way you have proved so much to me showing your love I never knew there would be someone like you in this world I never knew someone like you even existed You are my life, and I am more than glad to be with you I love you

17 Jan, 2010

DOnt Drink itz good for you

Brandon ish a dooche! He made meh run into this lil kid while snowboarding and I hort the both of us and i think the kid is in the hospital I feel bad now =[ and sad and ima horted a lil and now i want a margarita but mi mom[real one]]is drinkin them all.=[ sho FUCK! what now?!?!

14 Jan, 2010

:o

Dell tried killin meh todai.. well i have noh f***in clu but he tried killin bof of us We wuz in the car and goin like 75 milez down this long road and and he wuz goin left and rite and left and rite and left and rite and i wuz gettin dizzi..XP and he tried flipin the car on two wheelz but finalli he said it wuldnt work..sho he gave up and let meh drive I fank he wuz on drugz or shumthin..it wuz f***in scawwi..=[ but im alive and feelin jelloish.XD

13 Jan, 2010

YOu is JeLLiN

I have a new pet dinosaur..=O and his name ish Don... hez like my own lil mini me.. well he acts like me... and hez a kindergarten little person...

12 Jan, 2010

:)

I made some chicken noodle soup... and and it wuz goood...now i want my damn krakerz b****! me go bye bye now.Im gona sleep..dont wake me up!>/

12 Jan, 2010

=/

Why me? Did I want this? Never knew I could love someone so far away. I do too much for people. but not enough for myself.

12 Jan, 2010

Why?

Meh ish watchin the American Idoll.. and gosh ppl are sho f***in hilraiouz..XD a guy tried to sing lady gaga song!! i hav noh clu why ima watchin this..i hate it.>/

10 Jan, 2010

They wonz=O

Holi effin muthr of smosh!!! Cardinalz kiked shum packerz a**... And and i got margaritaz dumped all ovr meh.. and now i smell and taste sho gudd.. but u cant have ani of meh.XD

07 Jan, 2010

GOIN BOOM!!!

Yes ill bet u kristi.. wat to bet? noh they will win..

07 Jan, 2010

PSSHHH CANADADADADA!

Not all the hoster win it.. HAHAHA canada ish goin to kik a**..XD SOOOOO funneh kristi.. My muther ish a funny1. USA ish goin to win the motherfockin win it!!!

07 Jan, 2010

KRISTI!!!!!!

Nooo i think i said waht i wanted to say.. USA WIF CAPITALS!!! AND NO NO NO NO CANADA!!!!! Go antartica!!!too

01 Jan, 2010

Happi thanksgivin!!!!=D

Itz officialili New Yearz here!!! Sho Ima wishin and washin u all a happi New yearz and hope u random ppl and stalkerzz have a gudd one too. can u blive it here in arizona..it a new year!! on the othr side of the world. oh well b gudd... And I love you Lauren.

31 Dec, 2009

Moodish=/

Been feeling really bad lately Like I am not really needed here and that people can just live fine without me I am not really that important to ppl on here Im just one of those guys who ppl think is funny and will brighten your day Well i guess i can brighten your day but noone can brighten mine. I worry to much about ppl who i probabli will never meet in the future and I care to much the same.

30 Dec, 2009

hmmm

ppl ar startin to hate meh all of a sudden and i dont do anifang bad to them.like seriousli. well xcept for Nadia..Nadia has a reason to b hatin meh rite now.and I dont blame her but othr ar hatin meh. oh well.ima hav to deal wif it.=[

28 Dec, 2009

Me ish sho Happi:)

Sho if ur bordzz and wana read shumthin.herez shumthin TODaii December 28th ish Lauren Hoffman and myne 5 month anniverssari Im such a happi happi guy rite now I really Love Lauren She meanz everithin to me I love you Lauren

27 Dec, 2009

?

Is it puppi love we are still in? Is it True love we are in? Do you want to be with me? Do you think you belong with me? Do you want me to hold you in my arms? Ever thought there would be a day we would be together at last? Have I ever told you I truly love you from the bottom of my heart? Have I ever told you I want to be with you till death due us part? Have I ever told you were an amazing person?

27 Dec, 2009

=o

YuP i dont knowi waut ima doin animori Nadia ish tellin me stoopid stoopid s*** Lola keeps barking and tryin to bite my leg PPl keep callin me thoze stoopid a** namez And and and and some1 ate my cupcakes and I love Lauren mor than Nadia dozz and knoz but aparaentli Nadia cant get that into her lil head

26 Dec, 2009

=]

Todai wuz a gudd daii Lota thingz happen lota ppl were happi My Lauren<3 ish happi too I love You Lauren U btr find those flipppy floppizz XD

26 Dec, 2009

Little Nick

Lil nick[[my cuz]] tried ridin my onclez puppi LOLA[[not my Lola]] everitim he wuld get on her, lola would just flip ovr and lay on her bak and Nick wuld just sit on her tummi it wuz funni till Brindle[[othr puppi]] and Lola jumped Little Nick and then Nick and tha puppiez wuld start barkin and grrring at each othr XD it wuz hilariuz.

26 Dec, 2009

Onclez and ontz

Sho todai me went to my ontz house the odotlz were drinkin alcohol shtuff and mi oncle mike ish lik a cheff person and he makes the weirdest unusual dinnerz he put alchohol in chiken and shtuff and lik that wuz suppose to be for the odotlz but i accidentli ate shum and mi parentz startin yellin at me for eatin it then sum person pored sumthin in my drink and i drank it.but my oncle kurt latr told meh it wuznt waut i wauz thinknin i drank,it wuz strawberri bacardi.sho yheah i didnt feel gudd aftr that. but it wuz shoo gudd.

25 Dec, 2009

=D HaPPi 4th of July!!!

Holi elfzz!!!=O MeWWi X-MaS!!!! or ish it Feliz navidad or Joyeux Noel??? uhh s***! which one??

25 Dec, 2009

=/

Ima not doin enuff im not doin anithin rite at all i feel bad,leavin her without me im bareli ther for her wen she needz some1 I reali do want her,,but she mite not b thinkin the same ima go take a loongg walk buh byz

24 Dec, 2009

:o MeRRi X-MAS Eve!!

I dont know what im doing anymore I keep hearing people screaminig inside my head People need to stop calling me s**y,boo,and all thoz stoopid dumbass namez im none of thoze thingz to you i onli belong to one and one person onli and shez the one I love

23 Dec, 2009

Waut ish mi mood?

My mood ish kinda hard to describ Ima eatin ice cream and thiz kupkakez from my neighboor.which I did not steal this time=p and Ima watchin Lola tryin to jump in the pool but i keep tellin she cant swim.but she tinkz she a fish.[[weird puppi huh]] but yeh i dont kno

22 Dec, 2009

Hez a funneh one

So I wuz wif ashton & brandon & nick and we started to get bord and then ashton came up wif an idea that we shuld hav a snowball fite. i wuz wif waht? we LIve IN f***ing Arizona therz noh shnow here.. then of corse i bcame the smart one.and went inseide his house and got a bag of block ice. and gesss waht?!?! We had a icey ball fite.

16 Dec, 2009

Love outlasts death

Yeah.=( I finali had shum f***in time. but too f***in late. Havent been on a while. Hope noh1 missed meh. Well I know sum1 did.and I missed her too much too. Now I want to be wit her. and wow waut a week!!! Wen ish it gona b summar agin??

12 Dec, 2009

YUP HUH!!

sho gess waut!! MuFFiN [[juliana meh lil cuzin]] ish comin ovr tomrow. =] and oh and her new lil brothr ish comin also. I hav seen them in lik 4vr!!! but tha sad thing ish.I hav work tomorow. First thrz a parade then I gotz to go help mi budehz wif tha christmas treezz. sho I dont evn kno if ima b able to see MuFFiN and lil bby brothr. =[

10 Dec, 2009

Hav A GUDD DAMN niTE!!!:)

Well meh ish gona hit tha haystack.. well not gona hit it but yuh kno waut I mean.=) and try not to get to boredzzzz..go get into troble or shumfang.XD just kiddin dont..cuz then I ghet into troble..and if I do ima hunt yuh down..=P sho BuH BYEZZ!!!!

10 Dec, 2009

I just dont kno..=/

I realli dont know waht to do. ima so confused. I would rather Have a person be there for her and with her I do want to be with that person. I realli do care abot that person. She means everithing to me. But I just dont know. I would hate for her to be alone without me. Im bareli there for her. I try to be there for her and I think abot her everidaii. Itz gona be a while before im actualli there with her. The question I ask myself everidaii is...can she wait that long for me? I know she loves me and I love her too. But I would rather have sum1 to be with her. Itz not alwayz gona be me. therez othr ppl too in her life.important ppl that Love her and care abot her.it not just onli me. I just dont know waht to do. Itz just gona be up to her.

09 Dec, 2009

Ummm Helllooo???

Noh1 can just take or buy Lauren from me. She not for sale or anifang. and no1 can love her mor than I could.itz impossible. SHo Nadia YEW CAN SUCK IT!!!!XD

09 Dec, 2009

hmmm...

my mood rite now ish sad.:( I dont kno why. Shumthin ish up wif meh. Damn!! [[srri kaylee if I said DAMN!]] I love Lauren too much. I wana tell her I will nvr do anifang bad to hort ush. she meanz everithin to me. Meh ish gona go hav a popsicle in tha rain. ill shall be bak latr shumtime..sho Booohhh BYez!!!

07 Dec, 2009

Ooooo!!!:o

Meh ish finali off to bedz!!! I think I mite pass out on tha floor..but then Lola mite sit on meh. and that would not look purdi.XD It needz to f***in snow here DAMN IT!! [[and yes Kaylee wif a y I said DAMN IT i dont hav to go to time out]]HAHA Well BUH BYZ!! I love you Lauren.

07 Dec, 2009

AHHHH!!!!

Meh ish sho stoopid! I hate laptopz wen they go s***ty on yuh. it happened just to meh and I wuz talkin to Lauren.=( and now she gone and and and and and ima sad. DAMN LAPTOP!

07 Dec, 2009

Itz raining instead of snowing.=(

sho i wanted to snow here.but f*** itz Arizona!! No snow c**es here.well not where I live. sho it rainz instead and cold at tha same time.and Ima sho luki i kno how to make a fire. I started a fire[[in tha fireplace]]XD and now ima sittin rite in front of it and drinkin my hot coco and kupkakes. [[i kno I got tha kupkakes from meh buddi quentin]] and now im still alone until tonite. but Ima talkin to My Lauren and she just made meh shoo happi.=) I love her soo much.

06 Dec, 2009

Go cardinals!!!=D

meh ish gona watch tha cardinals game. they btr f***in win or ima b a lil p***ed off kid.XD and also redskins too btr win. well buh byz.=D

05 Dec, 2009

Boo!:o

shum1 turned off tha litez on meh. I wuz walkin and tha litez just go off and I run into lolaz tail and she barkz and tryz to bite meh and then I run agaisnt tha door.and I hort my face. and now.ima scare.Hu tha f*** torned of tha litezz. scarii thing ish no1 ish home besidez meh. D=

05 Dec, 2009

Whiskey

Whiskey jumped meh while i wuz sleepin. Stoopid fat g**cat!!. I have noh clue how it got into tha house and itz not even myne. Now i got scratches from it. DAMN Bitch!

05 Dec, 2009

:) or :(

Meh haz to gozzz .. got on too late to be wif her.=( ima see if i can sleep at all tonite. I love you Lauren and all mi famili. includin Kaylee wif a y. but mostli Lauren. Shoo Buh bYEZZ!!!

05 Dec, 2009

MEH

F u c k ish a bad word. dont use it. and No1 btr f***in hort my Lauren. Or ima f***in hort you.

03 Dec, 2009

PiGGi!!!

I wuz chasin a lil black Piggi todaii, and and i wuz sho stoopidz. it led meh to tha other black piggiz but this time they were shoo big..=o and i wuz lik s***.and one started chasin meh and I ran all tha way home and hid under my bed. I think itz still waitin fer meh outside.but i dont wana find out.

02 Dec, 2009

LUKI MEH!

Uh OHHH:o My mommi[[real 1]] she left meh a present.[she said that] I get to go and get my swine piggi flu shot. and i hav to drive my self ther to get it.=( i dont want a shot.ima perfectli fine.*coughs* oh s***.

02 Dec, 2009

Would you.

Have you ever loved someone so much, you would give anithing for her? When they know they're your heart And you know you were their armor And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm her and try to take her away from you Have you ever told them you couldnt live with out them. when they are gone you feel like your dying inside with out them and they would know that you will always be thinking about them.

02 Dec, 2009

ztoopid ztoopid

eh I gotz new pics. I think they all look weird. ur weird.:P

02 Dec, 2009

:o

Noh1 ish home. im all by myself for the next 5 dayz.=( well actualli ima not. i got lola [[puppi]]wif meh and Lauren to think abot. ehh..wat a fuked up week. Hu wantz to come ovr?XD yah rite!!!

28 Nov, 2009

I love LauReN 7-28-09

Ima sooo f***in happi ive been waitin for todaii and it finalli came.=D Gess waht todai is. todaii ish Laurenz and mynez. 4th month anniversari. She meanz everithin to meh and i want to be herz. I love You Lauren Hoffman.♥

27 Nov, 2009

Meh went

I went isce skatin wif my buddiez.. and tha worse happen.. we ened all up fallin and some how i got a cut on my arm from one of tha blades.. it stingz and burnz like hot sauce..i need a bandaid..=(

26 Nov, 2009

=o

I fank im seein turkeyz everiwher. and I mean everiwher. I wanna catch one. but they will probabli jump meh first.=(

26 Nov, 2009

itz been a while.

Huh. meh is missin Lauren.=( I miss her and love her. Oh and I want to be wif her. oh and i wana see tha puppi too. molli. and ehhh..just ehhh. if i dont c u tomrow. im probabli wif my famili gettin fat.XD I love you..Lauren

26 Nov, 2009

awshum sauce =D

Meh ish sho happi. mi cuzin are c**in ovr. we play takle football. funni thing ish they are all 10 and under. and im against them. I wonder hus gona get f***ed up this year.

22 Nov, 2009

National Jump Michael daY=D

I wuz jumped 2 timez todaii.. Firstt I went to ashtonz house and rite wen i entered his 3 lil chiwawaz jumped meh and started to lick and bite and scratch and i think one started humpin my leg.XD Second i went to my cuzinz bday parti [[turned 8]].and rite wen i entered tha door.Juliana and her lil gang[[frendz]] jumped meh and started hittin meh wif ballonzz and pilloz.tha parents just started laffin and didnt do nuffin. I had to fite them bak..XD jk it wuz a nitemare.I dont think ima gona sleep well animor.

22 Nov, 2009

:) It is what it is.

I love it when Lauren<3 tellz meh she want to stay up wif meh and usuali we do. Like probabli the longest wuz 7am.and that wuz on tha day we met 7-28-09. She realli is an amazing butiful funni girl. I realli have noh clu what i would be doin if i didnt meet her..she changed my life. and hopefulli i changed herz..Liike seriousli no person in this world should hort or do anithin bad to my Lauren. She doznt deserve to be treated that way. I love her with all my heart . And forevr as long as we are together i will.

20 Nov, 2009

:o She has 1

IMa shooo Jelloz of Lauren rite now. She has a shmexxi cup tat litez up and givz old ppl seizurez. I wana shmexxi cup like tat oh but wif penguinz on tha side. and it hash to be green.

18 Nov, 2009

i wuznt scared

sho i wuz walkin to meh class and of corse the security person comez by meh and sayzzz.. "im watchin you Michael"..[[in a scarii deep voice]] and ima like " shuld i be scared" and hes like" Yes verii,are u scared?" "naww uhhh popo" and hez like" yawww huhh u r scared" and meh ish like " popo u dont know meh im not scared" and then i walked away. Now i tink hez on my top 10 stalkerz list.=o wut a weird dude.

18 Nov, 2009

umigosh=o

fer shum weird reason.. i mite hav to go wif my twilight obsseesed frendzz..and go watch the new one come out. this weekend. I realli didnt want to cuz it wuldnt be fun just wif meh and my frendzz. I wanted to bring shum1 also that wuld absolutely LOVE to watch it.and ssrry not u guyzzz and girllz.z. Ima talkin abot Lauren. but yeah i dont kno wat to do.=(

18 Nov, 2009

Wut a fucked up week fer meh!

Had soooo much crap in my head. I culdnt think i culdnt act and i just culdnt do anithin.. Ppl gettin on my nervez ppl thinkin im on drugzz. wtf ish up wif ppl theze dayzz. Gosh! all i need ish thiz special shum1. I care about.

17 Nov, 2009

wtf ish up wif meh

Thiz is a happi face. :( this ish a sad face.:) *sighs* yeah..

16 Nov, 2009

=(

I miss lauren. I tink u all know that by now. But yeah.. Im gona go pass out shumplace..idk where tho. I love you Lauren and 4 ever i will.

16 Nov, 2009

PLANZZ OFF!!

Guyz tha plan ish off.. we not jumpin Kaylee wif a y no mor..=( shum bish told her..>/ and ima gona find out hu did..XD

15 Nov, 2009

Do YOU KNO??!

Do u kno hu i miss sho much rite now.. Like 4 real I realli do mish her=( I need her. Lauren . ish hu i want and mish so f***ing much. I love you Lauren.

15 Nov, 2009

Kaylee!!

Kaylee ish not givin meh my browniezzz... Ima gona hav to make a plan and we are all gona jump her.. but dont tell her..or else u wont see tomorow.

10 Nov, 2009

Hmmm.=)

Well..ima off to bed.itz so fukin late tho. Goodnite My Lauren♥. I love you so much. I had a good daii..ohhh well buh byz b****es.XD

10 Nov, 2009

:o

F U C K ish a bad word. S H I T ishnt a bad word

10 Nov, 2009

:)

I 4give u Lauren.......and um Muther. I love you to Lauren and Muther. u got one hour mum.

10 Nov, 2009

PSHH YAH

Just leave meh outa tha picture wuld ya.mum and Lauren *walkz away*

10 Nov, 2009

Tsk tsk :O

MUther muther mum... find shum1 or either find Laurenz Daddi..

09 Nov, 2009

I cant walk

I cant feel my legz=( they kinda tickle fer shum reason. Help mi get up. I need to finish my jelloh b4 sum1 else doz.

09 Nov, 2009

JELLOH=P

I wuz tryin to eat shum Jelloh todaii.. But tha Lola ate it instead.now she ish coffin it all out. Poor puppi.

09 Nov, 2009

Nitey nite =P

Well ima go hit the hay stack. That means go to sleep Bitch. I got a whole bunch of cahooty to do tomrow >/ Well..ummm BUHH BYZZZ!!

09 Nov, 2009

What ever You DO!

I love MY Lauren Hoffman so much. she really is an adorable girl. Try not to hurt her in any way. She doesn't deserve to be treated bad.

08 Nov, 2009

TITO

My family... Kristi [Sarah]- my mother in law Lauren<3-my butiful wifey Tatyana- my sister in law =o where are the guyz in this famili?!

08 Nov, 2009

UH

Ima sho confused hu am i talkin to. Lauren or that Nadia???

08 Nov, 2009

CARDNILAZ !!!

WOW the chicago bearzz are sukin a** rite now..=P Finalli Cardinalz are kikin shum a**. GO CARDINALZ BITCHEZ!!

08 Nov, 2009

=O

Mi tortlez mouth ish f***in porple.=P Doz any1 kno why it ish f***in porple?! Either he drank grape soda or ate a porple lollipop. Hez upside down rite now.I dont kno waht to do. He lookz comfortable tat way.XD

08 Nov, 2009

....

*sneezes* blesh u. thanks. WHOA hu said Tat!?

07 Nov, 2009

POOF!

I wuz drinkin soda pop. Grape it wuz grape. and then i saw tha tortlez upside down tryin to get up and fer shum stoopid reazon I laufed and I choked and now tha soda ish all over meh.=(

06 Nov, 2009

ATTENTION!!!!

I got to say sumthin.. I love Lauren Hoffman Plz dont ask me out. cereal..if yuh do ima throw kupkakes and rabbitzz at yuh..XD shoo BUH BYZZZ!!=)

05 Nov, 2009

shoo if shes ur daughter..

then im ur son??!?!:o XD

05 Nov, 2009

rite

Itz Kristi'z fault.. *pointz at her* XD jk

05 Nov, 2009

=(

IM sowwwiii too.. Lauren..i just made her cry.=(

05 Nov, 2009

UHH OHH

Lauren is cranki!!!=O JK

05 Nov, 2009

TOMATR :O

HeLLo ther ButifuL. noT YUh...I dont even KnO YuH!!!! Ima talKin To LauReN♥

04 Nov, 2009

DURR

tha tortlez are upside down.. they are tryin to get up..but cant.. WAHT SHULD I DO..they bite meh everitime i touch them!>/

03 Nov, 2009

PuPii..

I was eatin mi shmexxi lookin peach pie. I left and came back 5 mintuezz later..it wazz gone.=( tha pUppi ate it..>/

02 Nov, 2009

CookIE

I wana CooKIE!!!! and Shum tootise Rolz! and A KupKake!!!

02 Nov, 2009

HELLo YOU

Hi!!! Waht you doin.? Im not gona tell you waht im doin!!! f***in stalker..XD

02 Nov, 2009

Lauren Hoffman

Lauren ever since I have met you. I have always wanted to be with you. I love so f***ing much with all my heart. You are a beatiful girl and silli and funni.. You shuld realli understand tat abot you. People are not tryin to make you mad by sayin that you are butiful.. I Will always Love you

02 Nov, 2009

Ur a bitch!!!

So mani f***in dooches making fun of ppl... callin them h** and w****s.. Oh WELL..>/ I want a tootsie roll.. Any 1 have shum???

01 Nov, 2009

Shes is ..

Lauren ish beein scarri todaii.. yuh betar watch out for her.. but shh dont tell her tat i said tat..

01 Nov, 2009

YEAH IDK XD

I started to carve a pumpkin With my carving knife and scoop But the pumpkin got so scared He took a little poop It lookes so cute and funny Just like a candy treat so im sharing it with you now because youre so sweet.

29 Oct, 2009

EVILL!!

BagelZZZ are evil..or sho i been told.. so i cant eat them..so yuh cant giv me them.

28 Oct, 2009

Special day!!!

Its lauren's and mynez three month anniversari!!!<3 I love you sooo much LAUREN.. And forever I willl..♥Michael

26 Oct, 2009

Hi!

Lauren ish here! hacked Michael! wanted 2 say i love hym! now he ish probabli readin this thinkin ima ztoopid a** XD well yea I love you Michael! Always and forever! ♥<--Lauren Wuz Here! 10.26.09

25 Oct, 2009

CARDINALZZ

Ima watching tha cardinalzz game.. Beter fukin win..or ima have to kik shum1z a**...

25 Oct, 2009

too much

WHOA!!!! major headache...its not nice..not nice at all.. gona jump in tha pool..it soundz nice..

25 Oct, 2009

SHIT!!!!!

I was gone to long..and left her alone.. Ima f***in stoopid a**!!! ='(

25 Oct, 2009

BRAIN FREZ!!!

Ate tooo much icy creawm.. and meh head hurtzz even mor.. I need hot chocolate..any1 hav shum??

25 Oct, 2009

Find what you Love♥

~Find what you love~ ~Love what you find~ ~Keep what you seek~ ~Cause it aint cheap~

24 Oct, 2009

HAUNTED HOUSE

went to haunted house wif brandon and ashton todaii.. it was aawshumli scarii..

24 Oct, 2009

ehh =/

name: Michael middle name: R..yuh know tha rest. last name: macintosh favorite color: green color of the shirt you are wearing: GREEN color of your eye's: brown color of your hair right now: black virgin? yes smoke?: no tattoos? No random word: smosh or jelloh bearz are you in love right now? Yes what's his/her name: Lauren Amanda Hoffman<3 how long have you and him/her bin dating? almost three monthz.. do you eat cake?: yup favorite food?: cupkakes and gummeh bears on top do you wear nailpolish?: hahaha noH!! favorite fruit?: applezz! how tall are you?: 5' 7 if you had one wish what would it be?: To be with My lauren rite this instance how old are you?: 16 did you like this survey?: makes meh sound stoopidz

24 Oct, 2009

...

I feel like i am going to lose someone, somewhere, somehow, but i have no clue to who.

24 Oct, 2009

XD

s** is like math. .u add the bed .subtract the clothes .divide the legs .leave your solution .and pray you dont multiply post this right after u read it

24 Oct, 2009

UGHH!!!

my f***ing stomach feelz messed up rite now.. It hurtz wenever I cough or swallow or even lay down on it..=( and then I almost fell todaiii..just cuz i felt dizzii..and tha funni thing ish ..i got sent to tha office cuz they thought i was on drugzz bcuz of how i wallked...but i realli wasnt..XD

23 Oct, 2009

GOIN TO......

Im goin to varsity game... we gona winzz.. or ima have to kill shum1 one..XD *givs Lauren marshmellowz* Ill be bak at 10 at nite..shoo yea..LAtERZZ.. Love you Lauren

23 Oct, 2009

NIGHT!!!

Okai..ima go pass out sumwhere.. but its gona b hard fer meh cuz of meh stomach and bak.=( great day!!!good game...good nite and I love you Lauren.Always.and 4ever.

23 Oct, 2009

WOWI!

Soo came home..from game and we won [[be happy]] but now i feel lyke s*** so sore and beat up[[be sad]] but now im with Lauren..and my Lauren onli..NADIA and TyLER. shoo..yeah

22 Oct, 2009

AAHHH MI GaME

I have mi game tomorozz..last home game..last game.=( It waz a fun nite..cuz of Lauren<3 and NADIA..XD i hopez we winzz..ohh and itz mi buddii brandonz B-Day..

21 Oct, 2009

NADIA!!

NADIA UR jus jeloz..cuz ima her huBBii... and huu wuld even kno..mayb this huBBii.[[MEH]] ish different..XD LOL

21 Oct, 2009

I DID IT..

SOO..at practice todaii.. I hit meh coach.. not on purpose i was goin up for a catch..and lyke shum yelled watch out.. but it waz too late ..tha coach was on tha sideline and I landed rite on hymm..It was soo funni.. he was lyke wow Ima dumbass..

20 Oct, 2009

PRACTICE

So I gotz to PLAY IN THE MUD TODAY FOR PRACTICE.=D IT WAZ ACTULLI FUN BUT MESSI..XD WE ALL CAME OUT OF THE FIELD LIKE DIRTI BOYZ. i WAS THE meezziest cuz I f***in made a huge dog pile rite in the mudhole. But I stiinki now.=(

20 Oct, 2009

YESH!!! I FOUND IT TOO<3

Message from lahoffman From: lahoffman Date: Aug 25 2009 1:43AM Subject: RE: bum bum bummmm♥ u lauren i will i kno u did and i noticed that 1. You make me feel almost perfect. 2. And you make me feel better than I am. 3. You make me feel important. 4. And loved. 5. I can trust you with anything. 6. You see me for the real me not just my looks. 7. Your a good kind of different than most guys i meet. 8. You make my heart race. 9. I always sit there talking someone and just burst out laughing thinking of somthing you said the night befor 10. Your really smart and interesting. 11. You can make my day, everyday. 12. When ever i think of you I turn really red. 13. I always have a real smile because of you. 14. I can tell you anything in the world and you would always be interested. 15. I always have something to talk about with you. sorri it took so long

20 Oct, 2009

=O SOOOOOO SRry

Im so f***ing srry Lauren. If I left you.I didnt mean too. I didnt want to make you sad. I love you SO much Lauren. I would never have left you. Im srry.=(

19 Oct, 2009

OOOOOO

NOWZ I feel like havin shum whip cream..Xd and and and kupkake and and umm Lauren. Idk wat else I need?

19 Oct, 2009

SMOSH!!

wat the F!! Mi troat izz so dry i cant breathe.=( I talked to Lauren fer like 5 hourz..=O i had a great time..I hope she did too.

19 Oct, 2009

LAUREN♥

Lauren ish my lil baby gurl. im her huBBi♥ shes my wifey♥ we gotz married over tha fone.=) be Jealous.XD

18 Oct, 2009

CARDINALZZ BETAR!!

Cardinalz betar winzz. or ima have to kik their a**..XD yeah rite..ima like so tini comapred to them.. but they betar winzz.

18 Oct, 2009

WHY??

So i had to go getz meh flu shot todaii.ima not sick though..=) and when i got therezz guess hu waz gona give meh my shot.. MY AUNT VI!!! At first she gave meh bros and sis like she didnt stab them she put it in shloli.. Then it wazz my turn and like she was like..wat up Michael and I waz like HI!!. then she sayzzz.."OMIGOSH Michael LOOK!!" So I loked and I saw nuthin ..THEN OWWWW She stabbed mi rite in the arm..like she threw a dart.. she Laufed and said I waz gona live..I waz like I hope soo..=P

17 Oct, 2009

Uhh OHH!

i CANT BELIVE It!! i HAVE A hEADACHEZ... i NEED TO GO PASS OUT SUMWHERE.. i DONT TINK IMA MAKE IT.=( OHH WELL..goodd nite and I love you Lauren<3. hope you feelz betar.=)

17 Oct, 2009

HELLZZ YEAH!

VARSITY TEAM ISH 7-0.. THREE MOR GAMEZ AND WE HEAD TO STATE..hELLZ YEAH CANT WAIT.

17 Oct, 2009

=o

I waz walkin to tha bus. I hear sum1 yell Michael ur a badass. I was like waht tha chizz and i turn around and meh coach is like lookin at meh and just smilin.. I nevar fondz out hu said it..

16 Oct, 2009

pSHHH!

I cant feel my bak.. a helmet rammed into it on a play.. and now I need a massage.but Lauren not here=(

16 Oct, 2009

UGHHH!!

I got sum cookies from my frend.. and like i was suppose to share them with my other ffrendzz but i was like nAWW UHH tis are for meh.. then they jumped meh..and lost all mi cookies..=( it was after we lost the game..=(

15 Oct, 2009

I gotZZ

Soo i was wonderin why I my arms were hurting. and it was 3rd period that I notcied I had porple and red polka dots on them.. I was like where the f*** did they come from..XD

15 Oct, 2009

I cant

I cant find waht ima lookin fer! ohh wait..waht the f*** am I lookin for??

15 Oct, 2009

=) and =(

OKAII BITCHES!!!JK I have my last away game tomorow.=( Ima do my best to win it. I feel so sad though..cuz of my Lauren.. I miss her soo f***ing much..its not funni. Like I think about her too much and she is what makes me feel happy.=) I just wana be with her.

12 Oct, 2009

WTF

I almost got injured..But hu even carezz. I kno tat yuh dont..Cuz I dont kno U and I will never kno yuh..!!! Onli Myy Lauren will carezz.. BUT CEreal..

12 Oct, 2009

KEEP..

Just keep swimmin swimmin swimmin just keep swimmin swimmin and swimmin.. Ima bored bcuz ima tired...Doz that make sense?

12 Oct, 2009

ZZZzzz

So hus tired?? IMA NOT *yawns* waht are yuh talkin abot!? Ima not tired!

12 Oct, 2009

GESHH!

Guess waht I have tomorow!! GEss! I have f***in skewl...On christopher columbus day!! This suks >/

11 Oct, 2009

BRRR!!

The tortlez I own are soo vicisouzz.. they are like attackin each other and tryin to climb on one another.XD

11 Oct, 2009

So hapisad

I like spent soo much time on the fone with Lauren.. We..or i talkeed about so much random s***..and she was still sick=( She loved me and I loved her.. It been like 3 hourzz before the worst culd happen..=O mi fone went like no more calli bcuz of sum s***..I was soo p***ed off..and sadd at the same time I feel veri bad rite now..Stooopid fone!!!!

10 Oct, 2009

Fukin Coyotez!

I tried to slepp..until tha coyotes started doin their howlin dancin.. and all I hear izz..AHHHooo!!!Its so fukin annoyin..I wana move to antartica cuz like penguinz live there and they make no noise..they just dance.. oHH wait tats onli in Happy Feet..XD

10 Oct, 2009

OOooo AAaaa!

its so late here.I dont even know why ima still up. The moon is so shiny i wana touch it.. But I cant cuz it keeps on gettin away from me

09 Oct, 2009

WOW POW!!!

Gona forgot everythin that happen today.. and mi frend john ish movin awayzz to cali..=( he waz such a gudd player.. and like I came home and sum1 baked sum kupkakes and brownies.=) and i didnt kno whozz they werezz so I ate shum cuz i was so hungri from mi game.. then mi mum comes up to meh and sayzz *michael waht are yuh eatin??* and I say*ima eatin this brownies and kupkakes*then she sayzz *holi crap michael,,those are for meh work tomorow!!!XD So i waz like oopzzz and walked awayzz..

09 Oct, 2009

=( why meh??

The worst day evar!!!!!!!!!! I dont if I shuld still keep on goinzzz.. my game went from okaii too sukin a**.. i got abot 150 yards and two Tds..tats nuthin..i realli dont care. score was 41-44 we lost=( varsity coaches want meh to play varsiti but..bLahh I dont if I shuld. and then My lauren..I keep sayin shes pretti and siili and funni...but she nevar agreess..and ima nevar gona stop sayin tat..cuz I love her to much<3 and she iz all those thingzzz..she makes meh Lauf so much it makes me feel soo much betar.=)I hate not bein with her..it makes me sad and just ughhh!!!

07 Oct, 2009

BUBBA!

soo MUFFIN aka Juliana my lil cuzin..was ridin my puppi lOla.. and it waz goin fine till sum1s kitti kat decide to ruin their partii XD and Lola started chasin tha kiiti while Juliana was holdin on tight to her..XD eventuali tha chasin stopped and tha ridin began agin

07 Oct, 2009

WTF

I got sooo much crapp goinz onzz tormow..=O its gona be hell fer meh.. I got test quizzes and meh football game..OH MY!!!XD and like ima startin runingbak also..=o IMa wrck shyt tomrow..and Ima alway think Of MY LAUREN<3

06 Oct, 2009

vcioz tortlezz

soo.wow!! I NEVAR KNEw tortlez culd be soo vcioz.. like stevie and mercurii(tats their new namez)were like attackin each other.. and it looked like stevie was kikin sum mercury a**XD but i had to break up tha fite.I dont allowzz animal fitez in my house..

06 Oct, 2009

A B C

So..gess waht!!!!=O im starting on thursday game.. but like ima soo fukin sore and beat up rite now..=( and skittles sound reali gudd rite now..I have to taste tha rainbow=) oh and kupkakes too.

06 Oct, 2009

waht a day!!

So fukin busii.. had to go to this place called skewl..ughh.. but it was fun.=) well practice waz fun..got to kik sum a** XD then i tried to get home as soon as possible..but i had sum problems to deal with.. btw SMOSH!!!=D

05 Oct, 2009

turtlez in da house!!

i gotz sum tortles..mi frend gave them to meh.. i named them stevie and chubbi cheeks jr.=) they so fukin small..but fukin dangeros..XD

05 Oct, 2009

OMFG=D

i called my Lauren today.. she soundz so fukin cute..she a lil sik though..=( and her sis was a b**** to her.>=[ I hope she getz betar..I love YOU LAUREN..

04 Oct, 2009

you or me?

fukin fukers gota fuk things up all tha fukin time. tats alota fukz..

04 Oct, 2009

XD

IM VERI DANGEROS, DONT FALL IN LOVE WITH ME.=D

04 Oct, 2009

Sumthin is hurtin..

I feel so sore..i went paintballin with ashton..and we were just shootin at each otherz for fun.. well it wasnt fun for meh..I got shot everywherzzz..now i got red and porpl polka dotz on meh XD

03 Oct, 2009

Gona sleep now=[

wow!! what a fuked up day it waz... I was so readi for this weekk to end. Gona try to sleepp..idk if i culd though..Im missin Lauren..i hope shes okai..ima call her tomorw too makes shur..BUT SHHH dont tell her that..its a surprised..=D

03 Oct, 2009

MY VAMPIEN:(

my vampien ish gonezz right now.*SIGHS*I Love her so much... where culd she be???She culd be anywhere right now.. OH WELL.IMA go cauz sum troble..probabli catch a rabbit or or a allagator. or sumthin big dont stop meh..XD

02 Oct, 2009

CROCKa

Crocodiiles and allagators..bite v--v I jus remember that..I thought they were tryin to giv yuh a kiss but nohpe they bite..and it hurtzz too. so im warning you.XD

02 Oct, 2009

AAHHAA XD

Waht the doosch is rong wif youh.. i told yuh ima not ur bish..Im alreadi some1s bish...XD well sorta not reali..actualli noh im nobodis bish.=P

01 Oct, 2009

BAD boii :)

Holy fukin cupkakes. today waz a badz day fer meh..i kept causin troble. i wasnt listening.. and mi coaches were like p***ed at meh for not doin meh job.. but i payed it all at the end of the day.. i fellt betar jus bcuz of som1 i thought of<3. she knows hu she is.

29 Sep, 2009

SON.

Now that you are in high school,I expect great things from you son. (MY dad's famous last wordzz. to meh) XD

29 Sep, 2009

WHY ME?

what is so important about me, that makes you want to be with me? All I ever do is make you smile. PPLz just to tell you..I love this Girl named Lauren Hoffman<3 She stole my heart and she can have it as long as she wants it. She is the most amazing girl ever, thats if you have met her,which you should. But you dont have to.But just keep that in your little heads.:P

29 Sep, 2009

PuPPI

I hav a fukin lazii ashh Puppi.. I took her fer a walk..and i didnt expect much of her.. she culd of opened the door fer meh..BUt NOHH she just looks at meh and givs me the pupi eyes.. she a lazzii ASs..XD

29 Sep, 2009

MY LAUREN<3

She is the most amazing gurl evar.. if yuh f*** with her or hurt her in anyway..ima beat ur fukin a**. yuh hav no reason to hurt my gurl. Love you Lauren.

28 Sep, 2009

HAHA wtf:P

whoa the busiest week evar.. I miss lauren so much..its not even funni.. HEY!! BIsh i said its not funni..

25 Sep, 2009

OwWW

u bish!! ur weird.. go awayzz. Ima so hurt right now..mi arms mi legs mi body feels like hell. i need a cold bath...wana join meh??well hell fukin noh ur not.!!!

25 Sep, 2009

For Lauren

wow!!! there is so much to say about you.You are an angel to me.When I am sad.. I think of you and of all the thiingz we done together.You are silli,amazing,beautiful,smart and you can never stop sayin how much you Love me.No matter where I go I always think of you with me.I love everything about you..I cant even think of anything bad about you.You are just amazing and Im glad and lucki to be with you.I know your a silli troublemaker but ur my silli troublemaker.Im gona Love you always and forever Lauren Hoffman<3 Love your Michael Macintosh.

25 Sep, 2009

most emotinal hellish game evar

okai mis stori fer today ish a long one.. soo if yuh dont wana read..STOP HERE!! So mi game was against the trojans.we were losing teriibly the first quarter..20 to 0. mi coach hated that team bcuz they kiked hym off wen he played fer them..he was like sayin kik their fukin a**es..I want them drop dead.I fukin hate them..those were his actuall wordzz. soo we were p***ed off..we needed a miracle..soo coach put mi in...i scored a td..that got out team fired up..then it was 3rd quarter..i scored another td..then i took a break..the fukin referes were a**holes.i almost punched one in the face..no joke..then ot was 4th quarter 1 mintue left..it waz 20 to 13.we losing still. my buddy Trevor got an interception we were soo happi..but the sadd thing was in that play he dislocated his shoulder and his seasoin is ovar..god bless trevor.then 1.1 seconds left on the clok it was a tie.20 20.we did a field goal..and we made the goal but the other coach fer the trojans was a deuch and called a timeout the point didnt count..now there were1.2 secondz left..we kiked and and and it wash blocked..:(

24 Sep, 2009

buh byezz:(

yeah..soo umm its late.. i wasnt suppoe to stay up late..but hey!!! ima a rebel i did it anywayz fer som1.. gotz mi game tomrow..hopez we win..hopez i dont get injured..and umm thats all folkzzz.. Peash out and I love you Lauren..<3

24 Sep, 2009

soo weirdd:)

mi lipzz are red.. why are they reedzzz.. idk why dont ask meh.. Hey!!! i did not put lipstik on.. they jus supar red and chapped.. Damn Fukin Arizona..soo hottt we are all movin to antartica..well Wait!!! noh not yuh.. jus meh and Lauren..

24 Sep, 2009

*coughs*

Hi yuh.. sum1 jus made mi day today.. sum1 speciall..*coughs* (Lauren) <3

23 Sep, 2009

Movie nite

went to a movi nite..fer homecomin.. it suked.. waste of time..ther were lota fites though..it waz funii. came home and got drunk..jk i jus passed out..i got a game on thursday and its away.. Nite and later yall...

23 Sep, 2009

DiNoLov XD

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,__ ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,/ *_) . -♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥- . ,,,,, _,----,_/,,/ , RAWR Means . ,,,,/,,,,,,,,,,,,,,/ , I Love You . _/...(...|.(...|) , In Dinosaur . /__.-|_|--|_| . ♥♥Lauren♥♥

23 Sep, 2009

ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!XD

ur funni..:P did yuh know that.. busy week..its our homecoming.. soo mani fukin events .. btw Muffin Aka juliana..wen she arrived she attacked meh.. i was like wat tha cupikakes!!! then she laufed and gav mi a hug..ohh and a muffin.. I miss my gurl..*sighs* i jus want to be wif her..:( laterzzz yalll...:P

20 Sep, 2009

bby cuzin:)

mi lil bby cuzin ish comin tomorw.. so haappi:) i call her muffin.even though her name is juliana. the first words she knew was muffin nuffin..:P and hahha i taught her those words.she alwayz says them and mi aunt ish like why why those wordz..LOL

20 Sep, 2009

waitin....

before you go to sleep. before you go away. tell that special someone that you love them. tell them how important they are and all those neat things. i know i will to Lauren<3

20 Sep, 2009

XD

funniest werdiest thing happened to mi tonight... i waz takin a walk at 12:00 pm..it was fukin late.. but anywayz i waaz thinkin abot thingz.. i culdnt sleep.. so while i waz walkin i felt sumthin brush pass mi right leg.. i freaked out i had no light anywhere.. I thoght it wash a snake but it wasnt.. then sum light appead outa nowhere..and right next to my left leg waz a......... lil baby buni.i waz like holy sshyt..it was soo small i carried it bak home. i fed it shum food and water and i let it go in the front yard and now it mi neighbor.

20 Sep, 2009

Pshhh:o

whoa....so dizzi i waz in a parade today.fer mi skewl. it wwaz 2 hourz long..ughhh i threw CanDi at people...wellz i really didnt throw at them.i toshed them. i felt bad cuz tere wasz a lil kid gettin candi of the floor.while he waz gettin the candi i threw a llolipopz and it hit hym in tha head.OUCH... but i got luki cuz he didnt cry.phewww:P

19 Sep, 2009

LOCo intha coco

?= this smiley face is awshum.. ?= my paper mache of tha penguin cam out realli chubbi.. it wasnt suppose to..but like arent penguinz chubbi? i kinda felt betaar today..:)

19 Sep, 2009

sona ofa bish?=

Squierlz..are so cute but dangerous. one tried to trip me while i waz walkin.. dont wrry itz okai..i didnt break it or squished it..hahahh

18 Sep, 2009

ur a ....Bish

I get to make a paper mache of sumthin tomorow.. and i came up with a penguin..yeahumm no one ish that smart to even tink of a penguin.. I am and its name ish mr.pablo.. then i leanred theres another one named Mr.chubbi cheekzz. I tink.ima not shur theres rumors.. so thats waht ima do tomrow. well i had a ruff sad but okaii day.i tink i need to pass out agin. peash:)

18 Sep, 2009

Yeahumm Bish!!

you dont even know how I feel. its like nuthin is in your life right now. I have football.but Like theres somethin else I wana be with more than football. She knows I do. She knows who she is.(she made this smiley face ?= but 4gotz how she did it ..LOL) she knows she the person i need. Ive been not okaiii.. But like serioulsy I dont even think any1 even gives a f***. so Yeahummm Bish!!!

17 Sep, 2009

Penguinz takin ova.!

Yesh..ima bak now.. Just had mi football game..and wowy we won 50-0 I scored two tDs. idk how i did it but there was someone i was thinkin about that I loved.. (every1 say AWWWWW)jk yuh dont have too:p but ima call Lauren..but shhh dont tell her that.. Peash every1:)

14 Sep, 2009

Pshhh..

caridnalz lost.. they need to do betar.. I had guddz day. talked to laure.. missed her.. ima tired gona pass out..peash yall.:P

13 Sep, 2009

CardinalZ FaN

WatChing Cardinalz vs 49ers.. Hope they fukin win..woo hoo. I miss Lauren..I should get her a power supli Love you..Lauren

13 Sep, 2009

Helz of a day

Had to hang wif frendz.. Camez homezz...I ate sum pop tarts.. then I got jumped by penguinz.. dont lauf its not funni. then I got on to talk to Lauren..but no luck..gona try tomorw.. I missed her.. And tomorw ima go paintballin fer a while.. then hang out sum mor.. Did yuh know that mice cant swim?..and that cats hate water..? i found out today...hahah..Butz anywayzz..gona go pass out sumplace.. Peash every1 and gudd nightz I love you Lauren..

12 Sep, 2009

Idk if i am

Okay thats it im done fer tonight Ima go to sleep I stayed up and i feel like a zombie..mwhra! But anyway..ill be on tomorow and im gona be with lauren again..hopefully I love you lauren Hoffman Au revoir

12 Sep, 2009

meh bby

meh bby ish gone.:( i was too late. I got on late. Meh bby ish gone. My Lauren ish azleep.dreamin probabli about penguinz and cupikakes and mayb me and the others she loves... I need her now..

12 Sep, 2009

Moodz if you care

Happy but sad Pissed off but glad dead but alive Happy cuz its the weekend.Sad because I havent been on for Lauren Piised off becuase I havent been on.glad because she misses me. Dead vecause im sore and tired. Alive becuz ummm...idk. im alive

11 Sep, 2009

KABBBooMM!!

So today waz a ahsumm day,,, I got to dress in a coat and tie fer mi game.. I took skewl pics.. I waz told i waz a babe..pretty weird...I didnt agree.. I went to mi game scored a TD...we won..10-7 I was thinkin abot Lauren,,(which no1 can steal her from me) I came home like at 10 at night...I did mi work..and then I got on MFG.. I missed her so much...and ate sum poptarts.. yep thats mi day fer today..YAY!

08 Sep, 2009

Im a...

I was called a doll...by my friends today.. idk if she meant the real doll or like idk a person who is nice.. But yeah..Im not a doll..im a baby...jk..dont lauf its not funni.. am I laufing?.. nohh i am noT!!! Im just a dude..

08 Sep, 2009

Be AFRAiD..

Umm..I think there is something outside of the house.. I can hear cliick clicks..I think it might be a Alien or a Wolf or a Vampire.. or it could be a Vampienolf..idk..im going to check it out.. If i dont make it back..then umm idk..

08 Sep, 2009

U jealous

U jealous cuz i have a mexican penguinz and that you dont.. well you should be..they are funni and have kkool accents.. Lauren and I have one that we named Mr.Pablo.hes a troblemaker. But yeap be jelous.I have skewl tomorw then a long a** practice cuz we hav a game wednesay.. Gudd luck to mi and hope every1 has a godd week.:)

07 Sep, 2009

My Lauren HoffMan

Lauren...ever since I met you on 7/28/09 I have alwayz loved you. You are the most exciting thing to happen in my life. You are everything to me.You make me Laugh and you make my days happy. When I am in my downs you cheer me up. when I am always gone,you miss me. I always think of you where ever I am. and right now I am missing you...very much.

07 Sep, 2009

SOn

YEAH tonight...is gona be relaxin night.. the party is goin to hav to wait.. I am like soo dizzi,lonely,missed,and feelz weird *drops on the floor* Dont wake mi up.

07 Sep, 2009

U CRAWWZI

OKAI every1 listen up.. Tonight or is it today.. wellz any wayz ...tonight we gona have summ Tacos y una fiesta!!! To getz in you need to bring a live Mexicanz Penguinz. why that penguinz bcuz My Lauren luv them and so do I.

06 Sep, 2009

POOF!!!

I can dO mAgic... Now you see me.. *pOOf* NOw you dont. If You wana see me..whats the magic word? :P

06 Sep, 2009

waht if..

here are sum what ifs... i heard today now these were not my ideas..okay? what if bunnies controlled the world? what if penguinz controlled the world? What if catz married humanz? What if there were no gurlz on the planet? OHH NOOO!!! What if turtles were the fastest creatures on earth? What if bunnies were at war with penguinz? who would conquer? think about these what ifs.

06 Sep, 2009

here we goz agin...

fer the billion timeth..Im not ur bish.. ur my bish..if yuh doint wana b my bish..then.. umm go AWAYZZ. RAWR!!! so are you my bish?lol:P

06 Sep, 2009

dah truth..i tink

I wrestled a bear today.. yup yup.. i almost won.. But i waaz a beast..ROAR!! or is it RAWR!! i named it BOb..now we are frendz..:) Do you blive mi????

06 Sep, 2009

i bite..get away..

RAWRRRiii *cough* *cough* *cough* Damnit..i lost my rawr.. ur luki:P

06 Sep, 2009

ima not human..

Mi parentzz told mi i waz n0t human.. i was confuse when they said that... I thought i waz human... i need to kno waht i am.. psssttt do you kno waht i am? som1 helpz mi..lauren ishnt here..:( she is in the hospital...:( I miss her alotzzz...I love her alotzz...

06 Sep, 2009

DO YU!!!!!

do i KNOZ you? wait,,do yu knoz me.? Hmm i dont knoz if i kno you. but do you want to know me? Cuz therz lotz of thingz abot things you might want to kno abot me. sooo do I kno YU? :P ur weird....lol

05 Sep, 2009

SADZZZ:( but funz

WOW WEIRDEST BUtz most fun dayZ!!! Went to this thing callzz skewl.. I didnt learn anythingzz but i got to mezz with shaving creamm.. I gotzz in troble for throwing sum at mi teacher..but she said that it was her fault fer even letting mi touch it..lol then i went to get mi physical fer football ...ughhh.. came home hung out with frends..and the whole time i wazz thinkin abot Lauren..she izz sstillzz in the hospital..:( thatz the sad part i love her muchoo I miss her..

03 Sep, 2009

Help!

Sooo fukin exhausted... tough day I need help. I cant feel my feet.. game went bad.. i got a touchdown and yeah..:( I love my Lauren I need food I WaLkZ It out *Limps it OuT*

01 Sep, 2009

MI first game :P

I have Mi first football game tomorw.. its agaisnt this qween creek. Gona beat their a**es..yeah uh huh we are.. Well buh byezz and wish mi luk./. I walkZ it Outz... P.S I lOve Lauren

01 Sep, 2009

E.T FonE HOME

YEA he gonezzz.. ANd I cant believe it but mi Lauren ish in tha Hospitall. Ima soo sad:( I fukin Luv Her to death..:(

01 Sep, 2009

I WaLk It OuT...

Yes PPLZ i walk it out now!! I step left then right then left again then right .then right again..till im out and hopez i dont trip and fall on my face..soo dont try trippin or I will see you on the florr too.. Im gona miss Lauren.. I love you Lauren And yes i love mi other frends to but as frendz though LaTeRRZz

01 Sep, 2009

CLOSE..

close your eyes..and think of a happy place well Fine dont listen to me YUh bish.. do your on thing and ill do myne!!LOL

31 Aug, 2009

Live your Life

Live Your Life Don't Let someone live it for you. letting someone live it for you is like saying...fuck my life. Don't let some j*** tell you that you have no purpose here. You do have a purpose. You are here to love and beloved. You are also here to make the people with no one happy as well. If you do follow this...then you have made a difference... A very big difference...just think abot those who don't have a life and live all alone with no one to love. Live your Life

31 Aug, 2009

I GOT..

I got BITE!!! like a vampien bite meh..NOw like i have teeth prints on mi arm.. Am i gona be okai.. By the way..wats is up in here ppl.. how is you all doin?

31 Aug, 2009

yuh

eat me.. i dare yuh too eat mi.. fukk nvm ...im too gudd fer yuh...jk lol if need frendszz im here

31 Aug, 2009

dIng dong

hus there? damn it ive gon a lil bit loco.. hahahaa...

31 Aug, 2009

I..

I love yuh.. Noht yuh!!! YUh yeah YUH I luv yuh... hahahha

30 Aug, 2009

supar star!!

HAY!!!.YEAH YUH. IMA BE A supar star!!!:P yuh can be one too.. but yuh got to pass this hard exam i took.

30 Aug, 2009

Ran into...

whoa agin.. Im not stupid if i did this..but i ran into a wall. either i was a. high b. sleepy c. dumb d. or u pik but i think it was b. i need to watch were i am going.. HEYY dont lauf its not funni

30 Aug, 2009

this iz ur chance ..HoMIIEE

F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!

30 Aug, 2009

sumbody ScreAM!!!

heyy its too quite here.. it lik a ghost site.. wake up pplzz...

30 Aug, 2009

cereall..

if yur boredzz or want to talk..go ahead and talk to meh.. i dont bite.or do i???hmmm :P ur funni

30 Aug, 2009

SHE HeR

Gess what..Lauren Yes mY Lauren threw a pillow at m face..wit briks..jkjk but noh she hit mi with her pillow..and I went OWWW..cuz i waznt expectin it..then took a cupcake and and and shoved it up mi face.. What I shuld i do to her..Im alreadi chasing her..

29 Aug, 2009

Whoa YuH!!!

YeA WuH.. What are YUh Doin Here? CeReal...WhaT Are YuH dOin Here? DiD I saay yuh can Be her HeRe? Idk If I said iT? Im AskIn YuH. So Wats yUh DoIn?

29 Aug, 2009

WAT Tha *Hic*

HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC Gosh damn it!!! I got tha muthaefing *Hic* Hic Ups *hIc* some1 Scare meh...!!!!

28 Aug, 2009

RUFFF day

I had a ruff day!!! Im exhausted.. I cant feel mi feet. Im dead I wana sleep I wana be left alone with My Lauren Im SAd idk why im nevar sadd.(

28 Aug, 2009

HELLP URSELf!!

aGhhhh hELP MI!! i GOTS A hUGE cOBRA ON MI SHOULDER!!!! sOM1 GeT IT OFF now!!! i dONT WANA dIE noW..!!!! hahahah ur funnI:p

27 Aug, 2009

Cereall....??

AGIn I told yuh Ima not ur Bish.. What tha fuk do I have to do To show youh Ima not ur Bish.. Ur MY BISh lol JK JK:P

27 Aug, 2009

LYKe HU even GIveZ A Shyt?

w3ntz to look for this thing called a JoBZ.. and I waz LukI Cuz in TeN Minutes...I founD mI First Job. Sooo i told Meh mi MUM and fukin She DiDNt GivZ A Shyt!!! Fukin now i gots Work ..A Job ....Frends And Most IMportant in Mi LiFe My Lauren Whu I LOve MUch

27 Aug, 2009

YEZZ SIR

Put on your page if taken and lovin it >333 ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥

27 Aug, 2009

MHHMMM

MHHHM..yeah. I know what you want. ILL give it to you if you know what I want. :) :P

27 Aug, 2009

this is not normal

THIs is not a joke... but I was cleaning tha pool cuz i hadto. OKai and then while i was claning..som1 came from behind mi and trip mi..when i came up..i saw mi dog lookin down at mi..i got soo mad..and gess what fell in mi fone got wet and mi bros ipod got wet.. How fuked up is that.. dont lauf its not funni:P

27 Aug, 2009

:)

HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH UR fuuny:P TOO funny actually..

27 Aug, 2009

YAHH BITCH YAH!!!

Going to the Varsity Game.. Dont know when ima b Back.. But dont wrry ill be here..Dont miss mi too much..:P well Ill miss Lauren

27 Aug, 2009

what is LOVE?

LOVE...or wut A real I love you comes from the heart....is writtin out all the way (I love you) one of those silly (ily)'s don't mean a thing just a way of trying to get what out want so someone feels better. If you agree with me repost this as "I love you" and something good will happen to you tonight at midnight. if you don't it's your loss, no one will ever love you!!

27 Aug, 2009

whoa!!!

i feel dizzi.. *SPINS AROUND* stop tha room..PLZ ima throw up..Stop tha fucccin room..

26 Aug, 2009

HALo

LET ME SEE your Halo. Do you even have a halo? I DO. YOu want one.. By the way..Do you even kno what a HALO is?

26 Aug, 2009

MUSIC

what Would music be with out sound? wellLLLL any1 know?? lets goo pplz

26 Aug, 2009

UMMMZZZ>>

HI!! HOW IS YOU PPLZ DOIN? ima okai ? thnx fer asking..LOL ur weird.. Im here to be talked too

26 Aug, 2009

HAHAHAHAHHAH

Dont you just love lafing for anyhing.:P I had a guddy gudd day.. I was so sleepy i slept in english and fer sum reason mi teacher person gave me mints..How weird is that.? I rode the BUs for tha first time this school year..And let me tell you.. It suked balls..the bus dude was slow and old..but he was kool funni man..

26 Aug, 2009

u kno betar

yeah u shuld kno betar than that.. than to come into the bathroom while im takin a showerzz.. like seriously...im in tha shower..what possibly culd you want that badz.. OUT OUT..!! :P

26 Aug, 2009

be afraid

Be very afraid.. Bcuz i am very afraid also.. I saw wolves outside in mi backyard.. and im guessing they are campin out fer tonight.. Shuld i tell them to go awayz?? by tha way they seem very very very very hungri

26 Aug, 2009

nevar evar...

NEVAR EVER EVAR!! pop a bubble in your face.. it stings like a bee.. especailly if it gets in your eye.. HOW DO I KNO?..well it just hapen to me..

26 Aug, 2009

DAMN IT!!!

OMIGOSH!!! My throat is gettin worse.. I cant even swallow cuz it hurtz like a bish.. ahhhhhhh!!!!

26 Aug, 2009

[email protected]^!

DAMN!!!! yeah JUst damn! *POKES YOU* what now bish ..what you gona doo??!!

26 Aug, 2009

FOR YOU.

You are my life. with out you i am nothing. with out you i am lonely. i would do anything to be with you. Take a bullet for you Fall of a bridge for you Take Poison for you Anything I would do.. Just to be with you.

26 Aug, 2009

UGHHHH!!!

fer some reason mi throat hurtzz... im not syk but i think it was from mi game.. am i gona die..??

25 Aug, 2009

POW!!

HMMM....hi Im michael yeah Michael is my name. I am taken..srry gurls But I love her so much you cant do anything abot it. I been told i am a fun guy to be around with..I am not sure if thats right..but OKKAAYY! I have been here a while.. well thats all folks..LOL

25 Aug, 2009

uhh ohh agin

I cant believe it.. I cant feell mi leg.. I think its dead.. *wake up leg* hmmm

25 Aug, 2009

BAK

yahh step bak bish..Let mi get my icy crwm.. dont bother a big boy and his icy crwm..except Lauren..cuz she bites..:P soo dont fukin mess around!!!

25 Aug, 2009

DAMN

its gona be a exciting fun day tomorw. But also sadd.

24 Aug, 2009

FLY

i wana fly.. Far away from all the trobles.. away from all the hate,the racism,and the beatings. I wana fly with my lauren..to a place with no trobles. JUST ME AND YOU

24 Aug, 2009

PHEW:)

Son.i've told you before.. get out and do soemthin excting. dont just be a lazy a**..

24 Aug, 2009

why

i fell off my chair my dog was on tha side and i fell. it happened now i got school and then football practice then my scrimmage whoa..ima b busy..gona miss yuh Lauren.. PEACE OUT :P

24 Aug, 2009

hahahahahaha

every1 is fallin offf sumthin today.. funni i need to fall of sumthin too:P

24 Aug, 2009

tha name

tha name ish michael. tha age ish 16 and gettin yunger .. yeah no1 ever gets yunger.. but i dont wana b a child.. i wana grow up..

24 Aug, 2009

BEast

I am a beast when yu turn mi on.. RAWR!!!!

23 Aug, 2009

1+1=?

soo yuh wahts..up.. waht yuh doin. im doin gudd.just talkin stop.

23 Aug, 2009

P.S

i luv mi lauren.. hope she getz here quick.. missin her mucho..

23 Aug, 2009

gona hit it..

okai boiz and gurlz.. that it im done.. gona go catch up in sum sleep. havent slept since forever.. peace leave coments or watevar yuh want..

23 Aug, 2009

tha sun

hey hey hey!!! dont fall in luv wit meh. im in luv already.. yuh can be my frend though.. just ask.. and ill be there..

23 Aug, 2009

SHHHHH!

i can talk right now..im being watched.. dont tellz any1..:p or illl do sumthin bad..GRRRRRRRR

23 Aug, 2009

:(

i did not feelz gudd at all today.. like i culd not stand.. i came home from work at 12 and fell ashleep fer 6 hourz.. holy hell. and then i fellt dizzi. am I SIK?

22 Aug, 2009

BISH!!

IM tha Capitan on this boat..bish:P dont screw around..!!!

22 Aug, 2009

HI DIZZI

im soo dizzi..had skewl then ..practice then.. shower then party.. then football game. then work. then this.. holy gosh busy busy help mi!!:)

20 Aug, 2009

OKAI..

IMa calm down..and wait.. *sits down* I have been way outa hand..

20 Aug, 2009

soo happi:)

HEY HEY HEY YOU!!! Guess who is back.. LIke cereall..I been waiting for her.. I missed her.. soo any body kno..:P

20 Aug, 2009

yes..u luki

u luki if i am on.. bish:) i make them skittles drop .. and i kno yuh wnat skittles.. well i have a schedule to run..so hurry upp and masage meh ..damn it messgae me .. :)

19 Aug, 2009

What If

wat if my name was Ronny..instead of michael hu wuld lauf at meh.. seirously be honest.. :)

19 Aug, 2009

BOOOOMMM!!!!

AHHHH....today i just found out it was wednesday..lol ima dummi huh.. got home from practice it was fun..got to smash them lil fresh men.. nno offense ppl.. and came home mi bak hurts.. i need a mesage i mean massage.. I cant fukin tell the diferent from those two words..GEZZZZE

18 Aug, 2009

feelin

Feels like shyt.. dont kno why.. but i do.. sum1 cheer mi upp ill give yuh a kupkake or a muffin or icy crwm.. or watevar yuh want..okAY I tink i miss mi Lauren.. WEll i do miss HER SO much..

18 Aug, 2009

HAAAAIYYY

hey you.. yahh yuh ..ur reeading this arent yuh.. if yuh are... i kno ur bored.. i kno cuz ima sidekik..well idk how to spell it. unless u r lookin for a guy to talk to ... but waht i was gona say issss..... HI:)

18 Aug, 2009

this ish meh:P

Name: Michael Last Name: MacIntosh Max: YES....oh wait MALE Do you beileve in God: yes Do you think that life is worth living: yeaaa Have you ever had s** in real life: nopz disappointed lol jk How about over the computer: no Do you drink: I drink soda and tea...but a lil bit of alcohol Do you do Mugs: NahHH Do you smoke: NahHH Are you gonna have kids: ya How many: 2 or 3 Do you live in California: No If not, Where: FUKIN ARIZONA!!! What kind of laptop/computer do you use: TOSHIBA Are you emo: nopz.. shukld i? What did you think of this survey: hmmmmmmmmmmmm weird:P ur weird

18 Aug, 2009

HEY YUH!

I dont feelz gudd.. i think ima pass out.. well gudd nightz lil fellas and have bad dreams..lol Lauren..HI..I miss yuh and I luvs yuh WHOA!. *drops on the floor* *SNORES*.

18 Aug, 2009

it came

THA SUN CAME OUT TODAY>> i was surprise..i thought today wuld be my last day here. but idk y though.. thanks gosh:P any 1 up fer icy crwm..!!

18 Aug, 2009

helpp ur self

GRRR!! help mi .. some one set me loose im dangerous lol wtf am i talkin abot :P

18 Aug, 2009

okay

OKay soo gotzx bak from skewll..thinkin abot Lauren. i went to football practice..beat tha crap outa sum players..BEAST HAHAHcame home sore and achey.. took a hot wshoer ...it felt guddz. did this thing called homework.. gotz on here talked to mi lauren a lil..and now im writing this blog to tell waht i did today.. ANY QUESTIONS?

16 Aug, 2009

YAHH

breathe in AND BREATHOUT!!! PHEW BETTAR NOW

16 Aug, 2009

LAUREN

i mizz myh lauren.. i hopz she being treated gudd .. i needz her.. I luvs her :)

16 Aug, 2009

whoa why

why is the room spinning? some1 stop it now! i tink ima barf.. *BURPS* oh wait nvm lol night yall :)

16 Aug, 2009

:)

I'm very dangerous, dont fall in love with me.

16 Aug, 2009

:) do re mi

i met new ppl today and they are all awshumm.. they are jessica sammie karina LISA my lil sis Maddy and sum others

16 Aug, 2009

y doesnt it

it needs to snow here in Arizona.. snow com down here RIGHT NOW!!!! lol fuk i dont tink its evar gona com down evar.

16 Aug, 2009

ima try

ima try to b normall.for a while.. im hungri still. and wow..

16 Aug, 2009

tortles on the loose

i think the turtles are after me..dont know why.. but they trip me today.. i really havent done anytin to themm.that i know of.. PLZ dont thinkk of mi as a major freak.. ;p

15 Aug, 2009

if

if im not on..it means im on a job..its top secret soo cant tell yuh.. ima super spy.. im in danger 24/7 but dont wrry ill live..I tink.. soo peace every1 and leave shum stuff ;p

15 Aug, 2009

brain freeze

uhh ohh.brain freeze.. HELP MI!!! i ate too much icy crwm.. wish Lauren waz here ...

15 Aug, 2009

and breathe..

*breathes* whoa i said to mani blogs..ive gone loco;p cici or coco or winnie say i shuld cool it. shuld i listen to her? tell meh any1

15 Aug, 2009

this is my 113th blog

well yeapp thas exciting.. hey i feel like having a orange. or are they called cuties..? idk...but any1 have one.

15 Aug, 2009

pass out

okay ima done for today ill talk later.. leave a message peace ill miss yuh lauren. and luv u too

15 Aug, 2009

soo kool

i went to skewl today.. idk y i did. but i was told i had too. DAMM!! they told meh i had to learn.. so ima uhh duurrrr okay.. i tink i need to learn sumthings. but yae

15 Aug, 2009

yur a jerk

wait waht.??? ima so comfuse..waht tha hell is goin on around here. ima go eat my oreos.. any1 want 1..?? u gotta ask

15 Aug, 2009

i miss her

I miss her so much she is funny,amazing pretty and beautiful she creative likes havin fun.. is always there for me.makes me laugh i dont kno wat i wuld do wit out her. so if yuh this gurl..well gudd job *whispers* Its LAUREN..dont tell any1 if yuh do well thats bad luk for yu

15 Aug, 2009

this movie ish

I jus saw the movie we are marshall. soo fukin sadzz but guddz. and i tink i saw my dog cry while watchin.. it was weird..

15 Aug, 2009

ima luki

guys i just found out that im luck. soo rub meh for gudd luck.. it might come.. SHo RUBB!

14 Aug, 2009

IMA SO CONFUSE

wat is goin on .. ima dizzi.. ima pass out.. som1 needs to carry meh to my bed.. NOW!! Ill give yuh skittles..

14 Aug, 2009

wat i feel

i feelz ..happy but lonely. sore but excited. tired but awake.. wat else do yuh want to kno abot meh.

14 Aug, 2009

okk onli one chance

Soo ima stay up a lil longer.. idk kno y..but if ur bored like always.. ill be here.. now dont get to happy on meh..seriously..

14 Aug, 2009

my quote.. to meh

" I LOVE LIL MICHAEL" its from this movie soo funni :)

14 Aug, 2009

Fukin weird story

Soo this happen last night.. I was on the floor .. idk know y so dont fukin ask.. ok.. when all of a sudden a small snake slithered on to my leg..I was like HOLY SHIT!! soo loud that my dad came running into my room yelling at meh..cuz i woke hym upz But when he saw tha snake.. He yelled HOLY SHIT!! too. I laufed.. and i piked the snake and umm i think i put it outside im not shur.. but yeah weird story...

10 Aug, 2009

100th blog

YESH MUTHA FUCKERS!!! well its not tat big of a deal..but soo happi.I luv yuh Lauren have fun in florida

10 Aug, 2009

uhhh huuhh..

soo hott herez.. ima take meh shirt offz.. lik i tink i mmight melt...into fudge.. any1 like fudge.. i need.....:)

10 Aug, 2009

it is called a survey

What is your first name: Michael What is your middle name: Rodriguez What is your last name: MacIntosh Do you love someone: well f*** yeah i doo..wif all mi heart If so who: Lauren ,her name is Lauren How long have you been together: since 7/28\09 What time did you go to sleep last night: idk i passed out What color is your shirt: White Are you wearing Jeans?or Shorts? or other? Shortz What color are they: DARK BLU How much money do you have: i hav umm.this much $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Do you speak more than one language: Oui, si, yes, What color is your hair and eyes: Black and brown butiful eyes..y u jealous? Do you know your ABC's: umm wat are they?? Do you find these questions annoying: umm for my grade level a lil

10 Aug, 2009

lost mi memory

i hit mi head on tha table.. OWWW i was lookin for meh dogy..and OWWW!! i hit it.. i dont rember anythin.. thnx lola for lettin me get beat up.. YUH BISH!LOL

09 Aug, 2009

a dummy

YESH ! GETS A MONSTER and ahh LOOLIPOPCIKLE.. I luvs yuh lauren and thnx.:)

09 Aug, 2009

tats it 4

tas it 4 meh.. ima go pass out. and shyt..leave meh messages and i miss yuh lauren..

09 Aug, 2009

i cant

I cant speak english guys.. just to tell yuh.. and i try my hardest..too but wtf hu am i kiddin.

09 Aug, 2009

uhh ohh

I cant feelz mi right arm.. i tink its dead.. *wake up arm*

09 Aug, 2009

hehehe!!

ima gudd boy gone badd.. ohhh nooo..

09 Aug, 2009

SUPAR!!!;p

i gots anothar mutha efing Headache.. wats happening to meh..;0 any1 have any gumm..

09 Aug, 2009

OMG!!

i got kupkakes.. and ima lonely right now.. this shucks.. fo sho b****es!!!

09 Aug, 2009

its sooo HOT

so efing hott. i feelz like goin swimmin..with nemo but its so damn late its midnight..who cares..

09 Aug, 2009

Y

a dinosaur bite meh today.. it hurt like shyt... ima so madd ..

09 Aug, 2009

;p

gotz up at 8 in tha morning.. i gotz ready for practice.. ash i wash abot to go out tha door. tha most weirdest thing happeneded.. them javelinas were in my fountain.. they were dancing and shyt.. soo i chased themm..but damn it they chased mi.. thats my f***ed up story 4 today.

07 Aug, 2009

Au revoir..

well nigth peoples.. ima shleep and shleep till tha morning.. if my lauren gets on.. I luvs her.. Au revoir-thats means bye.. i learned it in french today LOL

07 Aug, 2009

Practice was .

fukin practice wa a killer.. well idk y ima still on soo leave me messages.. ill see if i can get bak to yuh.. and PEACE have fun at ur s***y skewls..HAHA naw jkjk

04 Aug, 2009

sooo imature

a bubble blew up in my face..!! a car hit mi.. a dog chased mi a hater hated mi

04 Aug, 2009

JUMPED BY TURTLES

I was walkin on tha beach today.. and talkin to mi frends..wen all of a sudden outa the sand this turtlees poped up and staretd to beat tha crap outta mi.. DAMN now i got bites and crap all over mi.. THOSE BISHEs!!

04 Aug, 2009

BTW

HI im michael im in danger 24/7 if yuh wana kno mi more..gudd luk.. ill be herez to talk to. well peace!! i miss my LAUREN.. I luv my Lauren!!

04 Aug, 2009

FAKERS ANDTHEM LIARS!!

i efing hate fakers..and liars damn it..!!!! jus fukin be hu the hell yu are..its not thats hard SHIT!

04 Aug, 2009

THA BEACH

IMa be chllin wif mi homies at his house.. yea i said house.. and we gona be doin shyt that ish funi shyt.. hit mi upp or watevar yuh want.. PEACE OUT BISHES!!!;p

04 Aug, 2009

dat did it 4 mi...

i ma b off to beds.. if yuh see or talked to lauren.. tell her i said hi and misses her and lu.. yuh kno wat fuk that ill tell her myself bishes.. I luvs LAUREN!!! ;p

04 Aug, 2009

3 days

SKEWL starts in 3 efing days.. this suks balls.. s*** s*** fuk fuk... but cant wait.lol

03 Aug, 2009

Football

I gotz 5 hours of football today startin at 6 Damn ima be sore leave sum messsgaes PEACE!!

03 Aug, 2009

THA pic

Whoa i luk yellowish.. mayb reddish idk but im soo faatt jk LOLZ.. I was bored soo ima leave it on for a whilez ;p

03 Aug, 2009

BUMMED!

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?: im soo fatt!! LOLZ 2. How much cash do you have on you?: $ 300..goin to tha mall 3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?: poor 4. Favorite planet?: planet xoxo 5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?: ashteon 6. What is your favorite song?: TI LIl wayne 3oh3!. 7. What shirt are you wearing?: not wearin one 8. Do you "label" yourself? : Yea HI IM MICHAEL. 9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?: Apex (white) 10. Bright or Dark Room?: Darkk 11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? iDkk. . .iCan care leSs. 13. What were you doing at midnight last night? stuffz yu shuldnt giv a fuk abot 14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?: meet mi at mi house 15. Where is your nearest 7-11?: well from AZ to texas 16. What's a word that you say a lot?: silli bish 17.Who told you he/she loved you last?: LAUREN 18. Last furry thing you touched?: mah dog!! 19. How many Mugs have you done in the last three days?: none i dont think 20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?: a babillion 21. Favorite age you have been so far?: sixteen 22. Your worst enemy?: Timmy 23. What is your current desktop picture?: meh in a swimsuit at apool partey 24. What was the last thing you said to someone?help mi 25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?: dha mOneyy. . then i can spend it to fly!! 26. Do you like someone?: love her actually 27. The last song you listened to?: frsh azimiz..

03 Aug, 2009

Life is like....

Life is like a box of chocolates... You never know what your going to get. -by this guy i knew Forrest Gump

02 Aug, 2009

WTF AM i still...

y tha fuk am i still on here!! every1 here ish like so boring.. unless they r doin somthin.. hit mi upp... :)

02 Aug, 2009

WARNING WARNING!!

Im michael im a dude.. i live in danger 24/7 im dangerous i am danger DANGER DANGER!!! kupkake any1?:)

02 Aug, 2009

BAH HUMBUG!!!!

wats that mean.. BAH HUMBAG!!! I lik soo busy right now..idk wat im doin on here.. its soo fukin slow today... I feelz likz a turtle..

02 Aug, 2009

:) dont read

WOW u read!! I was abot to go to bed!! but then somthin amzin is happened. i was sittin and wwatchin. and she came behind mi!! soo PEACE AND LUK!

02 Aug, 2009

STIL ON TOP OF THA WORLD!!

Why the F is non1 helpin mi get down!! Ima freaked out right now ill add yuh to mi frends jus help mi! Ill b waiting wif som popcorn and drinks. :)

02 Aug, 2009

IMA TOP OF THA WORLD!!

HELPP MII!!! I CANT GET DOWN!! SERIOUSLY HELP MI!! WAT THE F WAS I THINKIN!!

02 Aug, 2009

BUZZZ!!!!!

ima chillin wit tha beez. they gave me honey i give them shyt. am i nice or wat. and by the way..... ima be on here soo hit me up!!! or watevaer that means..LOL

02 Aug, 2009

HEY YOU!!!

YEAH YOU!!! HEY IM TALKIN TO YOU BISH!! I GOTZ TO TELL YOU SOMETHIN!!! VERY IMPORTANT!! LISTEN NOW OR 4EVER BE HATED! *HI*

02 Aug, 2009

ok guddd im on now!!

i was lik whoa... i gotz dizzi..and passt out.. i woke up next to this monkey. he gave meh a bananas and told me to shove it up my face..that bish!!!! soo i shoved it up his face.

01 Aug, 2009

Im off right now..

im off right now and shleeping.. plz hold all mesages until im bak. or plz leave them in my inbox after tha b****. BEEEEP!

01 Aug, 2009

THAT TOM!

TOM ALMOST BITE MEH TODAY!! I HAD TO GO TO THA BATHROOM. I 4GOT HE LIVED THERE. AND BAMMMMMM!!!! OUTTA NOWHERE HE JUMPED MEH. PHEWW I STILL GET TO LIVE.

01 Aug, 2009

WHOA!!

I jus had my 4th DE JA VU.. today idk wat that means though.. lol anybody kno? tell me tell me!!

01 Aug, 2009

OH MY!

TACO AND KUPKAKES AND ICY CRWM.... OH MY! is like sayin lions and tigers and bears ... oh my!! funni weird. but i said it anyway. gotz a problem.....gudd..

01 Aug, 2009

wat wuld.

wat wuld i hav done wit out her. nothing nothing at all. im gladd im wit her. i loves you lauren.

01 Aug, 2009

blah blah loh

i need to get mi head straight.. i got soo manii efing things happening next week.. i dont kno if ima make it.. im just be happy for now

01 Aug, 2009

TOM THA GHOST!

I met tom just today.(HELP MI!!) told meh he was once a vampire but he retired and died. he likes blood ..my blood onli..idk y but it has to be.. soo i told hym he can live in tha bathroom until..another michael claims hym and takes hym away from mi.. soo he's 4 $ale!! idk how much tyme i gotzz to live.:(

31 Jul, 2009

ima off right now......

im off right now and shleeping.. plz hold all mesages until im bak. or plz leave them in my inbox after tha b****. BEEEEP! That nevar gets old..lol

31 Jul, 2009

I knozz wat ur thinkin...

dont be silli i doo.fo shoo.. ohh wait .. wat are yuh thinkin abot..?

31 Jul, 2009

Honeyzzz beez!!

i ate sum honey from a bee hive... meh frend ashton brought sum ovar.. it was yummy and tooo sweeeeettt. tha beeezzz mus be fukin mad noww. i havz ther honneyz..hehehe..

31 Jul, 2009

WHOA BUSY BuSY DaY.

woke up...got mi skewl schdule.. went to work..thought abot my Lauren..I mised her too. after work..i went wif mi frends to hang out..we cauzsed a lil troble..hehehe..but thats wat we do. then came home ate sumthin idk wat..but i did.lolz and now im on talkin to my Lauren.. BUSY BUSY DAY!!!!

30 Jul, 2009

What she said abot meh ish jus......

Incredible Awssomeeee!!!! I luv her soo much.. (Lauren) Makes meh lauf ...pretty much at anything. and i miss her where eva i go..

30 Jul, 2009

JUST KEEP

JUST KEEP BLOGGIN BLOGGIN. AND SINGIN JUST KEEP BLOGGIN BLOGGIN AND SINGIN. Eventuallyy som1 will tell yuh to stop BLOGGIN AND SINGIN. EAT SUM KUPKAKES AND SHOVE IT UP THEIR FACES.:)

30 Jul, 2009

OHHH NOO ;P

I jus got bite by a Vampien..!!!! i was sittin down eatin a kupkake..while outa nowhere she jumped and bite meh!! I gave her my kupkake and told her i will give her sumthings.. watever she wanted.. and now i will.. :) RAWWr watch out for them VAMPIENS!

30 Jul, 2009

I waz told by this person..

Theres neva a person yuh luv more than u should. and there is always that one person you just cant leave alone.

29 Jul, 2009

Toattaly noggin DUDE!!

Ima go to mi frends house.. we gona ride sum bufalos..and then perhaps nopz nvm and then party.. But I will be on later for her.. so dont miss meh to much.. a damn coyote chased meh today.. but hes gone now... :)

29 Jul, 2009

Mater rhymes wif potater

whoa i did it agin... damn it!! i need to stop oversleepin.. but i cant cuz it way too funnn.hehe:) i watch Cars last night wif mi lil sister she fell asleep and i had to carry her to bed.... she was heavy like a hipppo..jk. no but i was nice though to carry her..

29 Jul, 2009

IM tha TRuth:)

98% of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. if u r one of the 2% that does, then copy and paste this in your profile

29 Jul, 2009

Im off right now...

im off right now and shleeping.. plz hold all mesages until im bak. or plz leave them in my inbox after tha b****. BEEEEP!

29 Jul, 2009

The sky is falling

The sky is fallin.. omy dear baby jesus... Wat are we goin to do??

29 Jul, 2009

why now?

im startin to have these bad feelins. idk why...but i think im doin something wrong. i feel lost..

29 Jul, 2009

Ice Cream NIGHT

IM havin a ice cream night at mi house.. any1 is invited.. theres abot a babillion types of icy crwms. u can have which evar one and as many as yuh want. but im warning yuh may have a brainfreeze and im noh doctor.:)

29 Jul, 2009

BRRRR...

ima cold ...i jus jumped in mi pool wat tha fuk was i thinkin..especially at night.. now im soakin wet.. mi dog try to jump wif mi..but she cant sswim.. soo ima talkin to mi lauren right now.. try no to get to much boreds..:)

28 Jul, 2009

hadd a wonderful night.

she was funn and funni kept mi upp.. made mi lauf.. ima gladd im wit her..u kno hu im talkin abbot. Lauren* winks

28 Jul, 2009

i did its done.

i did it its done .. i meant it.. it will be that way.

27 Jul, 2009

luv ish like a circle..

it never stops growing or ending.. it gets biigga and bigga. and evntually something happens.. what tha heck am i sayin..??

27 Jul, 2009

WHOA MI BLUD.

I tink mi blud stopped flowing to mi arm.. it feels vewy funni..wat should i do??

27 Jul, 2009

Feel OKAY.

i helped alot of pplz today.. idk y i did it but i did.. i feel okay now:) and by tha way.. lauren aka lahoffman.. she a neat gurll very funnni.. and creative..she makes mi days try not to make her sad in any way....PLZ!

26 Jul, 2009

MMMMMM.

TASTE THA RAINBOW!!:) FEEL THA RAINBOW Yumm

26 Jul, 2009

Random BLOG

its funni to c.. wenn pplz say in their blogs to hit them upp.. cuz to mi it means to hit them and let them go upz.. but idk thats jus mi..

26 Jul, 2009

TELLZ MI I WANA KNOO THA TRUT

whats special about me people say that everyone has at least one special thing about them... what's special about me? tell me in my inbox copy this and put it on your page

25 Jul, 2009

LUKI SON OF A BISH!!!

I GETS TO GO PAINTBALLIN>>THEN HIT THE MOVIES>> THEN GET DRUNK..JK.. AND IDK IF IMA COME BAK...HEHEHE:)

25 Jul, 2009

i was hot today..

idk y but i was hot today i think bcuz of outside.. but idk yet.. it need to rain here..:)

25 Jul, 2009

very funni..i think:)

M- Success comes easily to you. I- Love is something you deeply believe in. C- You definitely have a partier side in you. H- You have very good personality and looks. A- You always want some action E- You are popular with all types of people. L- You are always smiling and making others smile. A- You always want some action B- You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people. C- You definitely have a partier side in you. D- You're Super cool. E- You are popular with all types of people. F- Fantasic chracteristics you brighten the room of everywhere you go. G- You always want some action H- You have very good personality and looks. I- Love is something you deeply believe in. J- Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things. L- You are always smiling and making others smile. M- Success comes easily to you. N- You can be very "fun"...in bed O- You love foreplay. P- You are very friendly and understanding. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- You are social. S- People think you are so s**y, especially your bf/gf T- You have an attitude, a big one. U- You usely r hella tight. V- You are not judgemental. W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let people tell you what to do. Y- You always make every experience Great. Z- You have trouble trusting people. Repost this with the t**le "Wats ur name mean???" in 3 minutes or something bad will happen to you at 1:00pm tomorrow MAKE EVERY EXPERIENCE GREAT

24 Jul, 2009

I waz like

i waz like whoa and she was like whaa.. and i toold her i was drunk .. she laughed.. i barfed. that was sooo efing random...

24 Jul, 2009

Goin tooo....

Ima go to sleep now... dont try to wake mi upzz.or ill hose u done wit cold water.. its fun though.. soo leave messages and wateva u need too.:)

24 Jul, 2009

Fukin ppl!

y leave messgaes then i answe them and u neva answer bakk. try not to pish mi offz.X-D

24 Jul, 2009

Damn it!!:(

i got in a fight wish this monkey..today... i thoguht i wash gona win..but his big bro a gorilla came and beat the crap outa mi.. i was like "okay okay u win" but NOOOOOOO he jus kept goin on at mi... threw mi against a tree then a car... it lasted abot 20 mintues.. and finally at the end.. he offerd mi a banana.. i wash like fuk noo i wana kupkake wit summm m&ms.. and DAMN it he started all over again.. !!!

23 Jul, 2009

gotz a muthafukin headache

idk if ima live.. i gota have sumthin cold im go now..leave watevav u have too:) PEACE

23 Jul, 2009

I jus wana dance!

i waz watchin step up 2 the streets. any1 seen that. i liked the very ending.. sikest movie ive seen today:)

22 Jul, 2009

ish a new pic..

its new but gona leave it on for a lil while..

22 Jul, 2009

goin to antartica!!

i hav dish meetin wif dish penguin.. says he can help me wif mi problems.. idk if i should trust him.. heard they could rippp u offz:)

21 Jul, 2009

HAD TOO MUCH!!

havz a headache wight now.. should i eat more icy crim.??? i think ima pash out.

21 Jul, 2009

ice cream!!!

eatin a ice cream wight now.. yum.!! any1 want 1?? they r freeeeee!!

20 Jul, 2009

ish wash a.

ish wash a fun day today.. got to celebrate the bday.. hun gout wit my buddies. went to moviess.. and then go a headache and went dizzyish.. fun fun fun!!!!!

19 Jul, 2009

Birthday

IT my bday pplz... well for hu ever cares... gona do stuff but dont kno wat any ideas..!!!

18 Jul, 2009

Shit shit fuk fuk part 3

DAMN !!! i got soo many efing messges... i dont kno wat to doo...!!

18 Jul, 2009

What is goin on around here!!!

Im not on for one day..and all hell brakes loose. and my bday is in 1 day or is that sunday?? i better check. ima gona be on here for a while soo lets chill:)

16 Jul, 2009

IMA BORED

IMa bored right now.. waitin for this buddy of mine to be on..:) but any1 can message meh!!!

16 Jul, 2009

wat to say wat to say :)

people say that everyone has at least one special thing about them... what's special about me? tell me in my inbox copy this and put it on your page

13 Jul, 2009

its efing 12:30 in the morning

hu stays up that late....oh wait i doo hahaha..

13 Jul, 2009

Gummy worms...:)

i luv gummy worms. i survive on gummy worms.. hahaha hu else luvs gummy worms..

12 Jul, 2009

shit shit fuk fuk PART 2

soo im kinda talkin to pplz now but im running outa things to do .....SOoo :)