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yo its chris umm. if you want to know sh*t bout meh just ask me or mah friends Jasmine, Lindsey and Natalie. Yo they ish GOODEEEERR DAN B*TCH!!! p.s. im a bum. hmu ^_^ add mah new profile: latino bum :]
Username : | snipesoldier |
First Name : | Christian |
Last Name : | Aguilar |
Gender: | M |
Country: | SV |
Member Since : | 11 Jun, 2009 |
07 Aug, 2011
Dear you.
OMGGGGG! your soo goofy ive talked to you for like ever haha and we always laugh and you are always there when i need to talk i'll miss talkin to you and u deff will have to message me when you make a new one :) stay cool good luck :) -nat
07 Aug, 2011
swagg :]
went to the mall wit mah homies after mah acting session today. bought a sh*t load of new clothes. wo0o0! gotta luv tax free weekend. i saved like 20$. well looks like im all set for the school year. even tho it dont start for bout another month haha :D
06 Aug, 2011
mah moods today
fml, nervous, bored, f*ckin happy! tired, sad, happy (again) and now bored (again). hmu ^_^
06 Aug, 2011
dear parents...
Jasmine was in dirty relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed Sleeping beauty and she married him. Cindrella snuck out at night to attend a party. You cant blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age..
06 Aug, 2011
umm wow
so who exactly ish Che Guevara? and tell meh why my dad thinks that he is a hero? :O
05 Aug, 2011
muahahaha
yo hago lo que me da las ganas, cuando me da las ganas. y ahorita tengo ganas pa dormir :]
05 Aug, 2011
Wo0o0o0o0!!!
haha now i ish all hyper cuz mah mom just gave a bottle of INCA COLA (lol its an awesome peruvian soda) and i chugged the whole bottle and mah mom was like O_o haha YAYS ^_^
05 Aug, 2011
thing i hate #15
that feeling i get wen i kno mah friend is in trouble or is hurtin but i cant do anythin to help them >-< im srry v_v
05 Aug, 2011
shark bait hoo haha!
omg i just watched Finding Nemo for the first time in mah life todays :D
05 Aug, 2011
randumn thought
2009=jonas brothers, 2010=justin beiber, 2011=rebecca black, 2012=end of the world
05 Aug, 2011
randumn thought
you aways hear girls say "s*** mah d*ck b*tch!" but u will NEVER hear a guy say "lick mah p*ssy f**got!" xD
05 Aug, 2011
randumn thought
A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water. The bartender says "I thought you only drank blood?" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm making tea."
05 Aug, 2011
i dont understand why ther ish racism
Your car is Japanese. Your Vodka is Russian. Your pizza is Italian.? Your kebabs are? Turkish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your movies? are American. Your? tea is Tamil. Your shirt is Indian.?? Your? oil? is Saudi Arabian. Your electronics are Chinese.? Your numbers Arabic, your letters Latin
04 Aug, 2011
BYE! ^_^
gots to go now ppls. BYE ^_^ p.s. Lindsey u totally just made mah nite ILY ^_^ :D
04 Aug, 2011
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If you carry a bible , the devil gets a headache. When you open it , he collapses. When he see`s you reading it he faints. When he see`s you living it , he flees. And just when your about to re-post this he will try & discourage you. I just defeated him. Copy & paste this if you believe in god.
04 Aug, 2011
randumn thought
to no one in particular I HATE YOU!.....in that cut off your head wit a tooth brush kinda way :P
04 Aug, 2011
randumn truth
FACEBOOK DANCE: 1}-LOG ON 2}-CHECK NOTIFICATIONS 3}-POKE EVERYONE BACK 4}-GO ON HOMEPAGE 5}-DO THE ''HAPPY BIRTHDAY'' RITUAL 6}-GO BACK TO HOMEPAGE 7}-CHANGE FROM ''TOP NEWS'' TO ''MOST RECENT'' 8}-HAVE A LITTLE SCROLL DOWN 9}-LIKE A COUPLE OF PAGES 10}-U R BORED ALREADY..!!!!!!
04 Aug, 2011
randumn thought
ok its official. i might as well come clean and accept the fact that im addicted.............to AriZonas!!! ^_^
04 Aug, 2011
ugh -__-
wow. on top of vacuuming the house mah parents now want me to make dinner for the family fml -__- haha im just gonna throw sum randumn sh*t in the oven and see wat comes out muahahahahah!
04 Aug, 2011
>_<
why did mah parents hav to get such a f*ckin house!?!?! now i gots to vacuum it. including the stair!!! god i hate those stairs!
04 Aug, 2011
Lindshey and Jashmine ^_^
i got bored so i decided to make you two a blog bout how much i love u two!!! i luv u two so freakin much!!!!! u girls is GOODDERRRRR DEN B*TCH! and u two make me feel so loved avry freakin day. Jasmine ur random, s**y and AWESOME and u are mah chula. :D Lindsey u r also AWESOME and ur sweet, and REALLY funny and you are mah mexican magician president! :D nobody mess wit these two! cuz if u do ima literaly KICK YO DUMBASS DOWN!! now i gots to go vacuum mah house. like a thug ^_^
04 Aug, 2011
randumn thought
i ish drinkin limonada! jelous? well u shuld be! cuz i make kick-ass lemoneade!
04 Aug, 2011
i wasnt born ther but still....
Nací en un lugar donde dicen: PUTA MADRE!! OE CAUSA!! Donde se come Ceviche, Pollo a la Brasa, Arroz con Pollo, etc. Donde hay hermosas Culturas y Paisajes. Donde se respira Alegría. Donde se saluda a los Amigos: QUE FUE BATERIA!! QUE TAL CAUSA!! Donde los hijos de tus Amigos son tus sobrinos, la gente es AMABLE y HUMILDE, nací en PERÙ!♥♥♥♥ .....Si eres realmente PERUANO pega esto en tu muro y grita arriba PERÚ CARAJO !!!!!
04 Aug, 2011
haha like a thug
lol im talkin to mah cuz alll the way in el salvador thru facebook. haha he ish awesome! he lives in a house made of clay and stone! and he has a hammock in his house like mah! i luv it!. lol i cant wait to go over ther! next year!
04 Aug, 2011
thing i hate #81 v_v
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her one year old son. People call her a s***, no one knows she was raped at 13 . People call another guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be obese. People call an old man ugly . No one knows he had a serious injury fighting for our country in the war . Post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 99% of you won't
04 Aug, 2011
thing i hate #15
im not talkin bout anyone in particular this is more like a general thought. but i hate wen ppl reply with short sh*t like "wow" or "lol" or "ok" like for reals i kno im not that exicting or i undestand if ur talkin to someone else at the same time but come on! for realz! >_<
04 Aug, 2011
friends only
Chris (meh) thinks.....(message me and il put a comment on your page bout sumthin) :P
04 Aug, 2011
es un secreto
Tu eres una barbie Muneca, princesa Y no de mattel Tu eres perfecta Tu cara tu cuerpo tus ojos tambien tu piel Te quiero completa Baila sensual aci Te quiero ver Juntitos solitos nos vamos complacer
04 Aug, 2011
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thinkin bout leavin dis site (for a while). idk y. i feel like i just need a break. i just feel like sh*t rite now. im not sure if il be gone for a week, 2, or even a month. im not even sure if il leave, i might just stay. idk =/ im srry if this upsets any of mah friends v_v
04 Aug, 2011
ugh
tengo sueno. pero no me puedo dormir!!! -__- f*ck dis. im gonna (try) go back to sleep.
03 Aug, 2011
^_^
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him in front of your friends, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you
03 Aug, 2011
na na nau
tu y yo podemos estar juntos viendo como sale el sol si la noche nos deja voy a regalarte mil estrellas no se porque me dices na na nau
03 Aug, 2011
ATTENTION....world xP
lindsey ish now the united states first ever female, mexican, magician president!
03 Aug, 2011
JASMINE and LINDSEY!
lol i wuz bored bored so i just wanted to say i luv u both. in blog form! so yeah you two always find a way to make mah day! ILY both! ^_^
03 Aug, 2011
randumn thought
y do ppl say they sleep like a baby? dont babies wake up evry 2-3 hours? :P
03 Aug, 2011
swagg ^_^
Kiss on the stomach-----"lets have s**" Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine" Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm h****" Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends" Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you" Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together" Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you" Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you" Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other" Slap on the Butt ---"That's mine" Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you" Holding on tight ---"Don't let go" Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don't leave me" Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me" Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go" Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completely Comfortable with you" *Advice* Dont ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love (or strong like). *Requirements* Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships
03 Aug, 2011
randumn contemplating....
i hav a sudden urge to go outside and jump around in mah trampoline even tho its rainin outside :P
03 Aug, 2011
randumn thought
i love just sittin in mah hammock lookin out the window and wacthin it rain outside.
03 Aug, 2011
Prrrrum
mami yo te visto tu llegas a la disco junto a el y no me resisto tu bailas y la disco se quiere romper mami yo te robo y no pase na tu nuvio es un bobo y no va hacer na
02 Aug, 2011
randumn thought
dont be racist. be like Mario. hes an italian plumber who was threatened by japanese ppl who speaks english and looks mexican. XD
02 Aug, 2011
lmao. i love dis movie. xD
"i know u dont smoke weed. i kno dis. but ima get you high today. cuz its friday u aint got no job, and u aint got sh*t to do"
02 Aug, 2011
....
sumtimes i feel like evryone i kno has sumthin against me. those are the times wen i just dont care...
01 Aug, 2011
dont mean to interupt
but its kinda funny seein team jonny vs. team janel. *gets popcorn and sits down* carry on ^_^
01 Aug, 2011
-__-
nobody goes into avatar chat anymore. i remember bein able to spend all day talkin to ppl in that joint. now evrytime i check. its empty. this site isnt wat it used to be...
01 Aug, 2011
ugh now im tired >_<
had to mow the lawn twice today. >_< now mah arms and legs feel like sh*t! >_<
01 Aug, 2011
fml -__-
i love how i just finished mowin the lawn but it already looks like the grass ish growin back. >_<
31 Jul, 2011
por amor a ciegas. pt. 4
Y ahora que no te tengo Pienso en todo el tiempo perdido Que perdi Contigo Pues por amarte a ciegas yo No escuche Y me lanze a si al vacio por amor Todos me dijeron Todaos me advertian Que hay flores que tienen espinas
31 Jul, 2011
i was way off...
turns out the movie alien vs. predator isnt bout an illegal immigrant fighting a child molester. XD
31 Jul, 2011
thing i hate #1.
wen i cant be ther to help my friends because of stupid sh*t goin on in my life v_v
28 Jul, 2011
ugh FML
i gots to go now ppls. srry i couldn't give mah friends individual gudbyes so i guess ill do this: to Jasmine, linsdey, natalie (and gabe i guess) ill miss u guys. lol ill be bak sunday! ILY BYE ^_^
28 Jul, 2011
Por Amor a Ciegas. pt.3
Yo le preg**te a mi padre Del amor y la inocencia De la fe y la paciencia Sabes lo que dijo? Hijo siempre es mejor Que ignorar el corazon Hazle caso a tu conciencia Yo le preg**te a mi madre De al amor te tenia Dijo que eran fantasias Que si yo no le creia Con el tiempo aprenderia Que ella tenia razon
28 Jul, 2011
Por Amor a Ciegas. pt.2
Yo le preg**ta a un senor Del amor y el me dijo Que ignorarlo era mejor Que yo era joven y el dinero Deberia ser mas importante Que mil amores Yo le preg**ta a un anciano En aun un lugar lejano del amor y las passiones Me dijo Hijo eso es un cristal de doble filo Y corta te guinda de un hilo
28 Jul, 2011
Por Amor a Ciegas. pt.1
Yo le preg**te a un pastor Del amor y el me dijo Que se lo entrega Dios Que no me sintiera solo Que estar solo era mejor Que vivir de una ilusion Yo le preg**te a una artista Del amor a primera vista Dijo que era un error Que eso era de un novelista Sonadores que la vida Ay que hacer mas realista
28 Jul, 2011
thing i hate #129
people who put themselves on mah fan list but dont even talk to me. smh -__-
28 Jul, 2011
mah dream
to one day lay in a hammock at the beach in El Salvador while eatin carne asada and drinkin an Arizona. ^_^
28 Jul, 2011
randumn thought
hmmm i hav a sudden urge to kick a certian persons a**. ah well, im sure it will pass.....eventually. but in the mean time i will continue to drop kick mah lil bro's toy dragon. ^_^
28 Jul, 2011
thing i hate #201
when im at a restaurant and the waitor points to mah empty plate and asks "can i take that for u sir?" no b**** im obviously gonna eat the plate for dessert. -__-
27 Jul, 2011
i need sum $$$
thinkin of sellin mah COD games. im growin out of them and i need the money
27 Jul, 2011
i ish evil!!!!
muahahahaha! i just drop kicked mah lil bros toy dragon!! :F muahahaha!!!!!!!
27 Jul, 2011
yay boredumn!
wen im bored. i randumnly start doin push-ups. so far i've done like 50. and now mah arms hurt >_< hmu.
27 Jul, 2011
meh.
i listen to songs that go along wit mah mood. rite now im listenin to. Dime qeu te paso V_V
27 Jul, 2011
bandoleros
oye a mi me importa poco lo que se diga la nigga william landron somos socios del avenida soy bandolero como el mister politiquero que se robo to el dinero y lo postularon de nuevo (como si na) si fuera calde o don omar nos daban conpsiracion la llave bota y yo no soy ejemplo mi respeto a tiempo si unico delito fue respeto a tiempo que tu quieros que ecribra guasimilla, mentira de que el D.E.A. me tiene la mira yo estoy claro, claro mis impuestos pagos critican si trabajo critican si soy vago (que va hacer) yo hago en primero pero me tratan de seg**da asi de na le encanta como el negro zumba (eso es verdad) yo soy tu cuco tengo el trabuco conocido mundialmente como el maluco
27 Jul, 2011
EPIC poem by mah homie ^_^
I see the world around me Hateful, demanding and always commanding As I look at the man in the mirror I have never figured How can a man become such a great figure? Is it his actions that defy him Or is it his heart and personality that shows him the path of right from wrong It shows what love truely means But I know one thing Life will always go on That's how it goes You can't stop either way it flows Either way you put Destiny is not always first Faith can help you pull through it Even when times are to hard for you Even when the clouds turn dark with gloom He loves you for you So trust in yourself too There is always someone out there Ready to help you shed light too I see the world around me Faithful and believing As I look at the man in the mirror I see my father way clearer Cause I know he is near To take away the fear
26 Jul, 2011
YESH!!!!!
mah dad just got home from work and he brought nachos O.O. dinner time!!!!!!! ^_^
26 Jul, 2011
mah joint
1. Name: Chris 2. Birthday: Sept 13 3. Birthplace: a hospital 4. Current Location: mah house 5. Eye Color: Brown 6. Height: 5'10 7. Right or Left Handed: left 8. The Shoes You Wore Today: Converse 9. Your most Overused Phrase: swagg, like a thug 10. Thoughts First Waking Up: im sleepy 11. Your Best Physical Feature: um evrything 12. Your Bedtime: wats a bed time? 13. Your Most Missed Memory: mah dog 14. Your Fears: heights 15. Your weakness: idk 16. Perfect pizza?: supreme stuffed crust? idk 17. Thoughts Before Going To bed: im sleepy -__- 18. Your Cravings: AriZona 19. Single/Taken?: single 20. Pepsi or Coke: AriZona! 21. MacDonald or Burger King: Mickie D's 22. Single or Group Dates: idc 23. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: AriZona! 24. Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate 25. Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee 26. Do you Smoke: No 27. Do you Swear: yesh 28. Do you Sing: kinda 29. Do you Shower Daily: yesh 30. Have you Been in Love: yesh. a lot 31. Going to College?: hope so 32. Going to get Married: ehhh idc 33. Believe in yourself: hmmmmm nope 34. Get Motion Sickness: used to 35. Think you are Attractive: not really 36. Are you a Health Freak: nope 37. Get along with your Parents: ehhh we dont hate each other ^_^ 38. Like Thunderstorms: sumetimes 39. Play an Instrument: not really 40. Drank Alcohol: yup 41. Smoked: nope 42. Been on Drugs: i dont think so 43. Gone on a Date: nope 44. Gone to a Mall: i shuld slap in da face for askin a stupid question like dat. hell yeah! 45. Eaten a box of Oreos: yesh 46. Eaten Sushi: ewww no 47. Been on Stage: yesh, a lot 48. Been Dumped: yesh 49. Went Skinny Dipping: nope 50. Stolen Anything: yesh 51. Ever been Drunk: yesh
25 Jul, 2011
fml -__-
ugh mah head hurts, im tired as hell, mah stomach feels like sh*t!. and i think im gettin sick or sumthin. and i gots to babysit mah lil bro and sis. ugh. i just want to go to sleep!!! FML -__-
25 Jul, 2011
randumn thought
so i changed mah password to incorrect. so my computer would tell meh when i forget. ^_^
23 Jul, 2011
swagg
C- im wild and crazy H- i NEVR let ppl tell me wat to do R- im F*ckin s**y I- love ish sumthin i truly believe in S- im loyal to those i love A-Damn good kisser B- You fall in love quickly C- You're wild and crazy D- You have one of the best personalities ever E- You have a nice a** F- People totally adore you G- You have a very good personality and looks. H- You never let people tell you what to do. I-Love is sumthing u trul belive in. J- Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things L- You are cute M- Success comes easily to you. N- So Hott O- You are one of the best in bed. P- You are popular with all types of people. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- fxckin Maxy S- You're loyal to those you love. T- damn s**y U- You are really chill. V- You are not judgemental W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let ppl tell u wat to do Y- One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for Z- You like it in the b*** very very hard...
23 Jul, 2011
blah
why is it that wen i hav to leave ppl start talkin to me? ugh fml ill be bak later BYE ^_^
23 Jul, 2011
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eventually we're all gonna hav to realize that the bad things that happen to us, arent always our fault
22 Jul, 2011
hell yeah
mah dads friends are comin over. which means a night of carne asada, beer, and arizonas! ^_^
22 Jul, 2011
like a thug
lol talkin tu mah homie/cuzin in el salvador thru fb. thas right. i got connections m***s! lol i just realized my spanish is a bit rusty. i need to work on it more xD
22 Jul, 2011
ugh fml
sumtimes wen im all alone in mah room. i just sit ther and start thinkin bout myself. 30 sec. later i feel like cryin. smh -__-
22 Jul, 2011
now i feel sad V_V
That girl with the "baby bump" was raped by a stranger. That "fake girl" that wears to much makeup, she's hiding the scars from her daddy. That girl everyone calls "anorexic" doesn't have food on the table. That "r****" you make fun of, was abuse at 3 years old. Why do you judge the people who have done nothing to you? The Girl you just called fat? She has been starving herself & has lost over 30lbs. The Boy you just called stupid? He has a learning disability & studies over 4hrs a night. The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The Boy you just tripped? He is abused daily at home. There's a lot more to people than you think.All of us have a thousand wishes. To be thinner, to be bigger, have more money, have a cool car, a day off, a new phone, to date the person of your dreams. A cancer patient only has one wish, to beat cancer. I know that 97% of you won't post this as your status, but my friends will be the 3% that do
22 Jul, 2011
ok its official
i am addicted to arizonas. evur since the night i got mah first one (and almost died in the procces) ive loved arizona iced tea. lol im so addicted hav a secret stash hidden sumwhere at mah friends house and he dont evenknow bout it lol. xD
22 Jul, 2011
successful (drake ft. trey songz)
yeah boi. listenin to mah song. dis song defines wat i want but will nevr achieve. oh well thats wat dreams are for right? lol. but like socrates says "all i know is that i know nothing" ^_^
21 Jul, 2011
true-ass words
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
21 Jul, 2011
Ven conmigo (daddy yankee ft. prince royce)
ay mami ven conmigo es muy temprano para regresar a la disco ay mami ven conmigo i gotta get that gotta get that quedate conmigo sigue no pare muevelo como tu lo hace
21 Jul, 2011
randumn thought
u kno ur a latino bum wen u bout to take a nap in ur hammock in the middle of the day (like me) ^_^ night night
21 Jul, 2011
BORED
its like 101 outside or sumthin. but i still wanna go outside. but im stuck babysittin -__- smh
21 Jul, 2011
mi corazon esta muerto
ay. mi corazon esta muerto se muera de pena y dolor ay. mi corazon esta muerto a mi me pago con traicion ay. mi corazon esta muerto se muera de pena y dolor ay. mi corazon esta muerto abusadora rompiste mi corazon tu decias que me amabas fue un victima de una traicon seductadora cai en la tentacion fue enganado por tus carisias me envoliste mi corazon abusadora rompiste mi corazon tu decias que me amabas fue un victima de una traicon seductadora
21 Jul, 2011
oye pendejos
haha jk in a good mood cuz i think this mornins gonna fun but ya. got sum new pics on that playlist joint. check dem out if you want
20 Jul, 2011
mah joint
Dess up on Halloween? not no more Like to travel? yup Like Someone? yesh Do they know? yesh Think you're attractive? NO Want to get married? maybe Are you a good student? ehhh kinda Are you currently happy? ehh kinda Have you ever cheated? nope Been cheated on? no Birthplace? dale city VA Christmas or Halloween? christmas (el salvador ^_^) Colored or black-and-white photo? depends Do long distance relationships work? sometimes Do you believe in love at first sight? not really Do you consider yourself the life of the party? sumtimes Do you make fun of people? only to mah homies Do you think dreams eventually come true? if you want dem to Favorite fictional character? snoopy! Go to the movies or rent? rent Have you ever moved? yup Have you ever stolen anything? yesh How's the weather right now? HUMID Last time you cut your hair? 3 weeks ago Last person you talked to on the phone? mah homie Last time you showered? last night Loud or soft music? LOUD Mcdonalds or Burger King? mickie d's Night or day? NIGHT Number of pillows? 1 Future job? proffesional bum? lol Current job? bum :] Current love? idk Current disappointment? idk Current annoyance? me Last thing you ate? food? lol idk wat its called Last thing you bought? an ARIZONA
20 Jul, 2011
jasmine ish right!
lindsey ish awesome!!!!! lol and shes a magician!!!!!!! p.s. thanks for the arizona. ILY ^_^
20 Jul, 2011
llamada de emergencia
ven y sana mi dolor tienes la cura de esta amor hago esta llamado para que tu vuelvas no ves que estoy sufriendo es muy dura esta prueba ay un hombre moribundo aqui dime quien lo puede revivir ay un hombre moribundo aqui dime que lo peude revivr tu tienes la repuesta la formula secreta para poner dentro de mi corazon. ^_^
20 Jul, 2011
^_^
lMARRY ME 4 A WEEK WHO EVER sends a message back saying "i do" is ur husband/wife its just 4 FUN! so dont trip! lets c how many ppl will marry me 4 fun!!! repost and see how many ppl want to marry you! Haha youd be surprised
20 Jul, 2011
randumn thought
wen i was 6 i would pray to God evry night for a new bike. but then i realized God doesn't work that way. so i stole a bike and prayed for God's forgiveness. ^_^
20 Jul, 2011
To my chula ^_^
ok i kno i said i was gonna write u a poem. but since i dont have as much creativity as u or the other people who be writin u poems, im just gonna list all the things i love bout u. ok ready ^_^ *unfolds piece of paper* here we go. you are shexy, not a dumbass, funny, the only person i know who i can talk to for almost 6 straight hours, latina, salvadorena, a thug, a pimp, a flrt. emo, caring, my lover, mah kitty, a bum, wen we talk i feel like time just stops and i want to talk to you forevur, and most of all u is goodeerrrrrrrrrr den a b*tch! (haha inside joke) ILY chula now and always ^_^ p.s. mah balls still hurt!!! (haha another inside joke)
20 Jul, 2011
wow im such a FAIL
my head hurts like sh*t! >_< ugh FML. cuz i just tripped over an ampty arizona can im my room. and the way i fell. my forehead hit the corner of my drawer. god im such a FAIL -__-
19 Jul, 2011
thing i hate #206
the fact that those mean-ass white kids wont give the bunny his cereal!! >_<
19 Jul, 2011
randumn thought
"YOU AIN'T SHIT WITHOUT ME! YOU HEAR ME? YOU'RE NOTHING!" - syrup to pancakes.
19 Jul, 2011
randumn theft
yesterday i saw a licence plate that said "I MISS NEW YORK". so i broke the window and stole their radio. ^_^
18 Jul, 2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8juDv3_jFlc
i actually kno this guy this is why i dont affiliate myself with bruce williams XD
18 Jul, 2011
sumthin my homie wrote
I have felt as the earth stood still We seen so many bullets and blood spilled As time passed by, he has paid for his crime He said one day we will all shine We take our respect and loyalty away Soon we must all bow down and pay As lust and greed grows deep in our heart It makes us move farther and farther apart I reach out to my brothers and sister's hand Neither one of them would make a stand Whenever they called my name, I was there Because I am one, who really cares The enemy of my enemy is not my friend Why should I care, he will just brake my hand Everyday, I hear people talking about changes When I see them, it will be a great day again As I walk down the street, I see the same color Shooting, gambling and robbing each other Look at us, we act like little kids We use to be brothers Why do u do the same s*** You don't control your actions Stop bringing so much pain Let me enunciate some words from Dr.Martin Luther King As intelligence plus character is the key to success Before I die, I told my mom I will do my best Forget the rest, this is my test Its time for me to do my thing So remember this brother I will make a change
18 Jul, 2011
lol. i slapped a cocaine addict cuz i love weed ^_^
wats the month you were born in? 1(Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on 01 - 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y beast
18 Jul, 2011
randumn question
why do ppl do this?: <3<><>? im mean i know <3 means i love u or a heart. but wats all the extra <<> after it?
17 Jul, 2011
randumn thought
FRIEND: dude that song is so old. ME: so is ur mom but u still listen to her. ^_^
17 Jul, 2011
this made my night ^_^
You shouldn't have unprotected phone s**...you might? get hearing aids.
17 Jul, 2011
randumn realization
bragging you had s** with a prostitute is like bragging you bought a bag of chips from the vending machine
17 Jul, 2011
true XD
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized
17 Jul, 2011
haha i just noticed
Year 2009 - Jonas Brothers Year 2010 - Justin Bieber Year 2011 - Rebecca Black Year 2012 -? End of the World
17 Jul, 2011
randumn thought
back in the day it used to be that if sumone p***ed, u off u beat tha sh*t out of them. now these days you just defriend them on facebook. ya that'l teach'em to f*ck wit me ^_^
17 Jul, 2011
thing i hate #103
when ppl say "He's real nice once you get to know him". They might as well say "He's a d***head, but you'll get used to it."
17 Jul, 2011
randumn thought
...condom says to the tampon, "You put me out of a job for 1 week a month!" The tampon replies, "When you don't do your job properly, I lose mine for 9 months!"
17 Jul, 2011
randumn thought
Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep, that's how you wash a cup.
17 Jul, 2011
randumn thought
si tu te vas, me voy. si tu te quedas, aqui estoy. para todo tu cuerpo puedo enamorarte hoy. ^_^
17 Jul, 2011
fml
mah head hurts my stomach hurts. and she'd probably choose the other guy over me. ahh well life keeps goin. its not the first time this has happened to me........
17 Jul, 2011
blah
so i really like her and she said she likes me too. but i told her that relationships on this site dont work. but im startin to reconsider........ugh my head hurts ill deal wit this in the mornin. crap! it is mornin! uhh ill deal with it....later...in the mornin >_<
17 Jul, 2011
its an addiction
wooooooo!! its 1:50 in tha mornin and ive already drank like 2 arizonas in tha past 5 min. ^_^
16 Jul, 2011
randumn thought
no s**ist but...i just realized that if u take all the vowels out of the word female u get FML. ^_^
16 Jul, 2011
randumn realization
Grammar is important! Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.
16 Jul, 2011
thing i hate #157
when a character in a scary movie enters a room and says "hello?". ya becuz the killer is obviously gonna say "yeah im in tha kitchen!"
16 Jul, 2011
randumn thought
why is there a show called "When animals attack"? it should be called "When stupid people touch dangerous animals" friends are like condoms; they protect you when things get hard glow in the dark condoms; now u see it, now u dont! i wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke
16 Jul, 2011
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life is short. but its not measured by the breaths we take. but rather by the moments that take our breath away. :]
16 Jul, 2011
dark david is rite
i luv jasmine too. id die for her too. cuz im her akward salvadoreno bum ^_^
15 Jul, 2011
BYE ^_^
helpin set up set up for my homie's birthday party...then im gonna party. ill come bak tomorrow! ^_^
15 Jul, 2011
randumn thought
aunque digan que soy. un bandolero donde voy. le doy gracias a Dios. por hoy estar donde estoy. y voy seguir con mi tumbao. con mis ojos colarados. con mi gato activado. ustedes me lo han dado. ^_^
15 Jul, 2011
ill kill u wit a SPORK ^_^
Army Rangers will kill you with a g**, Army delta will kill you with a ziptie. Navy SEAL's, will kill you with their minds, Navy sappers, will blow you up. Airforce will drop bombs on you. Green berets will kill you with a napkin. BUT Marines.... they'll kill you with whatevers handy ;) Semper Fi
14 Jul, 2011
randumn thought
i luv wen white ppl listen to reggeaton for tha 1st time an they be like * i hav no idea wat he sayin but like the beat....this is awesome!" xD
14 Jul, 2011
im an emo bum wit a nice smile ^_^
What color of shirt are you wearing? Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beast What kind of pants are you wearing?? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hot body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes
14 Jul, 2011
randumn thought
facebook is like jail.....u write on walls and get poked by random ppl o.o
14 Jul, 2011
randumn question
one of my best friends B-day is comin up. wat do get a dude who has an xbox, wii, pool table, money, pinball machines, a flat screen t.v. and a motorcycle? :P
14 Jul, 2011
randumn thought
my mom brought arizonas! its like she can read my mind and knos wen i want an arizona and just goes out and buys me one ^_^
13 Jul, 2011
thing i hate #71
wen white kids try saggin. ok mayb sum can pull it off but the others look like complete f**s. just let the latinos and african americans do it ok ty ^_^
13 Jul, 2011
thing i hate #3
whoevr be f*ckin up micheal and jasmine's relationship needs to bak tha f*ck off. you lost u white a** puta. get over it
13 Jul, 2011
randumn thought
es un secreto. que tu mirada y la mia. un presentimiento. como un angel que me decia....
13 Jul, 2011
randumn thought
si no le contesto se desespera. piensa que con otra estay haciendo lo que la hacia ella. :]
12 Jul, 2011
thing i hate #137
when white ppl try to speak spanish. cuz first of all you sound so white when you try. and second just cuz you cant speak proper english dont mean u got to f*ck up our language.
11 Jul, 2011
blah
stupid rain >_<. the cables out. now im just sittin here wit a slurpie, a bag of chips and nothin to do. like a thug
11 Jul, 2011
lol
*boy whispers to his mom during a wedding* boy: "Mommy?" mom: "What?" boy: "Why is the girl dressed in white?" mom: "Because this is the happiest day of her life." boy: "... so why is the boy dressed in black?"
11 Jul, 2011
thing i hate #10
when ppl be forming relationships on these sites. i mean seriously ya'll probably arent evr gonna meet. and it starts up a whole bunch of f*cked up drama and sh*t that you dont need. im not callin you ppl dumb or anythin. im just sayin that sh*t is f*cked up
11 Jul, 2011
thing i hate #105
weddings because all the old people come poke u and say " ur next!"...... so I started doing the same to them at funerals!
09 Jul, 2011
rate or be raped! lol jk
IF YOU'RE BRAVE..copy this and see how people rate you. . 1: Crazy. 2: I'd marry you. 3: Talkative. 4: Sarcastic. 5: lovable. 6: Clubhead. 7: Moody. 8: Dumb. 9: Spoiled. 10: Mouthy. 11: Random. 12: Hot. 13: Funny. 14: Fit. 15: Amazing. 16: Can't live without you. 17: Maxy
08 Jul, 2011
to smliey aka. jasmine
swagg. yeah thats right i said it! chris-2 jasmine-1 haha what! im winin liru liru ^_^
08 Jul, 2011
XD funny ass stuff
DashieXp:...um yo i dont mean to be disrespectful. im not that kind of person. but i've been starin at dem for a while ok. uh haha. And im sure you get this a lot...ok. but yo mah girl psh um...you got some nice a** elbows! i mean they got no ash or nothin! wat kind of lotion do you use!?
07 Jul, 2011
lol DashieXP ghetto gps
"man you actin like a straight up lil b*tch rite now son. man ill f*ck ill you up and make buy a f*ckin map!" XD
06 Jul, 2011
*bangs head on table*
u see this is how bored i am. i've been reduced to banging my head on tables. and ther is no table in this room! i literally had to go upstairs into my room and bang my head ther and then blog about it. now i have to go back upstairs and bang my head again cuz im still bored!
06 Jul, 2011
a qoute from my friend ricky
(in a southernish type accent) boggety boggety boggety boggety how u durin?
06 Jul, 2011
randumn thought
high and drunk are not the same thing: a drunk person would run a stop sign a high person would wait for it to turn green
06 Jul, 2011
randumn thought
i wonder if Double D meant the same thing it does today back when they made Ed,Edd, and Eddy?
05 Jul, 2011
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for the ppl sayin "im a screwup who cant do anything right" congratulations u just succeeded at lying
05 Jul, 2011
yeah im proud
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05 Jul, 2011
im so thug
that i can just say it and not have to give any sort of explanation or reason ^_^
05 Jul, 2011
thing i hate #81
when ppl think im mexican just cuz i said im latino. i mean wtf there r like 20 other countries i could be from
05 Jul, 2011
thing i hate #45
when ppl be like hmu. i mean wat do u want me to do? do you want me to call you? come over to your house? send you a message? like seriously wtf? so ya anyways hmu ^_^
05 Jul, 2011
thing i hate #189
when my friend or sumone care about is sad. cuz then i feel like i hav a responsibility to help them or cheer them up. i kno im not the funniest or most exciting guy in in tha world but i at least want to make you smile. even if its just for a second
04 Jul, 2011
thing i hate #367
when ppl be like "i want to/am goin to kill myself" cuz first of all many of them dont. and second off all you need to keep stuff like that to urself ok we kno u have problems, evryone does but you dont need to be putting that sh*t on blast like that.
04 Jul, 2011
warning
sumthin tells me im gonna hear the song fireworks by katy perry enough times that it will drive me to stab sumone with a spork ^_^
04 Jul, 2011
rate me or die (in my mind)
IF YOU'RE BRAVE..copy this and see how people rate you. . 1: Crazy. 2: I'd marry you. 3: Talkative. 4: Sarcastic. 5: lovable. 6: Clubhead. 7: Moody. 8: Dumb. 9: Spoiled. 10: Mouthy. 11: Random. 12: Hot. 13: Funny. 14. Maxy 15. I'll do you
04 Jul, 2011
FAIL
that awkward moment when yuo walk up/down the stairs and you trip over that imaginary last step u thought was ther 0_o
04 Jul, 2011
rawr
if rawr means "i love you" in dinosaur. then y do they go rawr befor they eat another dinosaur? i mean i would nevr eat someone i loved ^_^
03 Jul, 2011
shout out
a shout out to all those ppl suffering out there. to the victims of war, cancer, rape etc. to the ppl who fight thru all of this pain and to the ppl who try to stop it. and a curse on those who promote war and death. y? cuz i give a damn about ppl and thier problems and pray that i dont become one of them. i didn't copy and paste dis from anyone dis is from the heart of chris aguilar. so a shout to all those ppl y que dios les bindiga a todos ^_^
03 Jul, 2011
dear natalie!
i love you (as a friend) wif all my heart other internal organs! i've known pretty much evr since i joined dis site and i dont kno wat i'd do if you left and all you ppls out ther better not mess with her or ill do illegal things to u! (no homo) <3 chris ^_^
02 Jul, 2011
ugh stress
gettin ready for my friends quincenera then goin to the beach just a big long stressful weekend =/
16 Apr, 2011
dont read if ur immature
Why do we sleep in church, But stay awake through a 3 hour movie? Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about gross things? Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace bulletin, Yet we repost the nasty ones? Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are expanding? Why is it so easy to purchase beer and Mugs? But so hard to donate 25 cents for a Charity? Why is it so easy to worship a Celebrity? But very difficult to engage with God? Why do people laugh at you for being religious, but praise you for thinking dirty and vain? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you’ll get laughed at? Repost this as “don’t read if your immature ….seriously” 80 % of you wont repost this. Jesus said: ‘If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father.
13 Apr, 2011
FAIL
tell me how i got in a fight over skittles 2day at school and then tell me how my hand startd bleedin after da fight
10 Apr, 2011
CHERRY BLOSSUMS!!!!
ya i went da cherry blossom festival in DC yesterday, imagine my surprise wen there were no cherry blossoms. lol FAIL
27 Mar, 2011
really scared
its the ZOMBIE POSSUMS!!!!!!!!! they're EVRYWHERE they're comin for me!!!!!
25 Mar, 2011
quick question
¿que es lo que significa WATAGATAPITUSBERRY? wat does WATAGATAPITUSBERRY mean?
24 Jan, 2011
thats right
100% latino ????????????????© 2011 Latin Production Copy N Paste This On Your Page If You Are A Latino
25 Nov, 2010
FAIL
sprained my ankle on tuesday worst thing that could happen to me 2 days before thanksgiving but im already startin to feel better
22 Nov, 2010
wat now niggas!
goin to El Salvador for 3 weeks while y'all frezzin, ima be at the beach gettin drunk
26 Oct, 2010
latinos dominate!!!
me and my friends (latinos) played football in gym today against a bunch of wite guys and we pwnd them! latinos dominate soccer and football biches!
08 Oct, 2010
really???
i post a blog telling u guys to look at my profile or send me a message and u still dont do it!? u guys suk!
08 Oct, 2010
FAIL
i post up these blogs so more ppl will look at my profile its not that the're not true, cuz they r its just that thats the only reason i post them but apparently its not working!
08 Oct, 2010
they FAIL
its funny when at school i flirt with girls and they give me hugs but when other guys do the same thing to the same girls they FAIL!
07 Oct, 2010
wtf?
my profile says i've been a member since 2009 but i know i've been here for like 3 years
20 Sep, 2010
dont lie to me
F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE SHOWER AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!
18 Aug, 2010
leavin (maybe)
i might be leavin MFG idk y it just gets borin here sometimes and im never come here that often anyway stiil thinkin about it
07 Jul, 2010
No girlfriend
put NO GIRLFRIEND if boy NO BOYFRIEND if girl or TAKEN if ur taken and a miracle will happen tonite ps. dont ignore, youll regret it repost in 1 min!!!!
07 Jul, 2010
answer plz
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. ****/Boob Size: 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have s** with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having s** with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have s** on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during s**? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to c**? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email? 26. Who would be in control? 27. Would you pull my hair? 28. Would you let me pull yours? 29. Would you whisper in my ear? 30. Would you talk dirty to me? 31. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 32. Would you say my name? 33. Would u give me head/eat me out? 34. Would you let me give you a hickie? 35. How many rounds would we go? 36. What would you wanna do afterwards? 37. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 38. Would you lick and bite me all over? 39. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 40. Would you want me to take my time? 41. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 42. Would you want fast or slow? 43. Would you be loud or quiet? 44. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 45. Would you do it today? 46. Would you do it tomorrow? 47. Would u wanna make me moan? 48. What position would u want me to have u in? 49.Would u **** me hard?! Mar 16 2009 9:04AM lmaoo 13 = damn youre ugly 12 = your parents must be heated 11 = You're just someone I don't want to talk to
02 Jul, 2010
100% latino
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01 Jul, 2010
yes or no
Tell me, what would u do with me? Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Stare at me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Have s** with me: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Ask me out: like me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of you: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: let Give me give you a lap dance: Tell me you love me: What would you do if you woke up next to me: Will you repost this so i can do the same for you: answer if u wanna, in my inbox
01 Jul, 2010
answer if u wanna
Would you...? [] Push me into a wall and kiss me? [] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [] Slap Me? [] Slap me if i asked you to? [] Kiss Me? [] Let Me Kiss You? [] Watch A Movie With Me? [] Take Me Home For The Night? [] Take Me With You? [] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [] Let Me Make You Breakfast? [] Make me breakfast? [] Stick Up For Me if I Was Being Put Down? [] Instant Message Me? [] Greet Me In Public? [] Hang Out With Me? [] Bring Me Around Your Friends? [] Fall in love with me? [] Like me? [] Love me? [] Go out with me? Do You... [] Miss Me? [] Think I'm Cute? [] Think I'm Hot? [] Think I'm Ok? [] Think I'm Ugly? [] Want To Kiss Me? [] Want To Cuddle With Me? [] Want To Date Me? Am I... [] Smart? [] Funny? [] Cool? [] Loveable? [] Adorable? [] Great To Be With? [] Attractive? [] Mean? [] Ugly? [] Gorgeous? Have You Ever... [] Thought About Hooking Up With Me? [] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me ? [] Wished I Were There? [] Had A Crush On Me? [] Wanted My Number? [] Had A Dream About Me? [] Been Distracted By Me? Are You... [] Happy You Know Me? [] Thinking About Me? [] My Friend? [] In Love With Me? [] Wanting F*ck Me? [] Wanting Cuddle With Me?
21 Apr, 2010
more spring break!
i wish spring break was longer so i could go to more parties with my friends
18 Apr, 2010
dance
i went 2 an awesome dance last week and girls were grindin all over me and my friends
30 Nov, 2009
im bak
its been 2 or 3 months since i signed on and ill probably wont be bak for another couple of months but ill be here for another couple minutes.
10 Sep, 2009
this is wat i would do
• Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her b***/boobs. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her • Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • TRUST HER WITH HER GUY FRIENDS • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain.
07 Sep, 2009
im latino and im proud!!!!!!!
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02 Sep, 2009
........
its so dark outside i cant see!!!!!!!!! *bumps my head* ow! crap!!!! that hurt g2g now pplz BYE!!!!!!!!
01 Sep, 2009
im tired
*yawns* god im sooooo tired idk y i woke so early but i dont feel like sleepin rite now im so confused!!!
31 Aug, 2009
2009 couples
98% marry their 7-12th grade sweethearts & because you opened this.... You will get A good talk tomorrow by the person you love or like! & it will also be the best day of your life! Do not break this chain Repost this as "2009 couples" You' ve got 1 minute
19 Aug, 2009
wat i would do
What a boyfriend would do.... • Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her b***/boobs. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her • Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • TRUST HER WITH HER GUY FRIENDS • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's a** am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : •Call you. •Kiss you. •Love you. •Text you
17 Aug, 2009
yay
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you.
08 Aug, 2009
16 things 2 do in WalMart
1. Get 24 boxes of open soda and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling g**s in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look". 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, a**ume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!
05 Aug, 2009
more views
come on ppl i need more views!!!! ps. i still cant member wat i was goin 2 say b4
13 Jul, 2009
i got this from sean_pauls page
hey ppl if theres anyone out there struggling well i juss wanna tell you godbless and jesus loves you and if your life seems to be fustrating and hard call on the lord cuz he will give you all da strength you need and if you feel worthless and suicidal dont do it man jesus loves for you he died and the cross and if i could write to every kid out there hurting and feels like like no one cares i would say dat god could wipe away every tear your here for reason you not a mistake your a special creation dat god himself made.and to da victims of abuse ad to everygirl who was raped call on jesus you will be set free from your pain and have peace in jesus's name yu dont gotta live with this hurt every day you juss gotta call on god talk to him like he's your dad.and to every kid out there filled with hate and bitterness give up to jesus cuz you wont find peace until you forgive....and if you need to be prayed for come tell me cuz i will.godbless
22 Jun, 2009
dis is actualy true!
FRIENDS: Never ask for food HOMIES: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. HOMIES: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. HOMIES: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fu*ked up...but that sh*t was fun!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. HOMIES: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. HOMIES: Keep your sh*t so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. HOMIES: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. HOMIES: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. HOMIES: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are for a while. HOMIES: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. HOMIES: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "b*tch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!" FRIENDS: Will talk sh*t to the person who talks sh*t about you. HOMIES: Will knock them the sh*t out of them!!
21 Jun, 2009
T-Pain
idk why i like 2 keep changin my avatar into diferent T-Pain pics he is my favorite singer.
19 Jun, 2009
Racism
A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a mexican man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "Madam, what is the matter?" the hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it," she responded. "You placed me next to a mexican man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the seats on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another seat is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one seat in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting." The hostess turned to the mexican man and said "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your luggage, a seat awaits you in first class." At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded. If you are against racism, repost this!
17 Jun, 2009
Holy Cross
/_/ \/\ \_\** / /_/** \ If U Got Love 4 JESUS \_\/\**\ CHRIST Copy This & ~..\_\*/Put it on ur profile GLORY TO GOD!
15 Jun, 2009
take that bob!!
today was fun i actually beat up my imaginary horse bob lol. now i have to go beat up my other imaginary friend stevie LOL. (i hope he dosent use the shotg** this time)
15 Jun, 2009
dis makes me mad
you know what makes me mad. wen ppl put blogs dat say post this or u die. It is not true!!!!!!!!!!!! nobody should be able to tell when u die only God can decide !
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