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| Username : | slipknot444 |
| First Name : | dakota |
| Last Name : | james |
| Gender: | M |
| Country: | US |
| Member Since : | 07 Jun, 2011 |
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bored
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10 Jun, 2014
bored
someone hit me up text: (540)724-1828 kik: dakotawood7up snapchat: dakotawood7up
04 Apr, 2014
kik
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08 Feb, 2014
hollywood undead le deux
I wanna tear it up Before we tear it down I wanna light it up Before we burn it down We gonna get f***ed up Drink 'til we all black out So f***ing start it up 'Cause u know it's goin' down Drink, got swag Yeah we keep it the same Mad dogged all up It the back of the rain Ain't no balled up Baby, got bills to pay Yeah I'm getting f***ed up As I'm changing lanes Oh my God I'm one of a kind I'm a smash it up It's about that time I'll be back to the party By the end of the night Cause my h** got needs And I needs mine 'Cause Funny Man Is just so damn s**ual That a** on my mind It's just so damn edible Feast your eyes girl I'm so delectable Dick like Hulk Yeah they call me incredible! U got your dress pulled up I see you all around I know u ain't no s*** But I know your so down Smash it up, smash it up That b**** is off the hook Smash it up, smash it up And once I get that look Smash it up, smash it up I'll hit it all night long Smash it up, smash it up And once I smash I'm gone Girl your so hot You could spark a match Me and funny wanna flip u Like an acrobat And u could go back home In a Cadillac Put my name in your phone It's the man in black You got a big ol' mouth And an a** to match You got my back in a scrap And I'm a fan of that We could go home And open up a can of that I'll put my prize in your box Like cracker jacks But wait that's Just me getting s*** faced Let me pull out my bluetooth And brief case And replace Everything that I said wrong But then it won't be A Hollywood Undead song U got your dress pulled up I see you all around I know u ain't no s*** But I know your so down Smash it up, smash it up That b**** is off the hook Smash it up, smash it up And once I get that look Smash it up, smash it up I'll hit it all night long Smash it up, smash it up And once I smash I'm gone I wanna t
08 Feb, 2014
hollywood undead el urgincia
[Funnyman] Six pack in hands Stage dive to the pit Hustle the ladies Got gorilla tacticts I'm creepin through the show When I'm scanning for h**s Girls got a bag of slippers Wanna do the no no Get back to the bus It's the end of the night Get back to the bus And get out of my life Cuz I got people to see Hoes as freaky as me I roll it to the after party with my boy Charles P Picked up a few friends Now I'm dippin with b****es Socked the b**** to my right I said click it or ticket Girl feeling my ride Now she's getting suspicious This a brand new Miata As I'm Hittin Them Switches I ride behind Charlie As he's poppin a wheelie I finally made it to the party Now he's coppin a feely See Da Kurlzz out front doing tricks on his Heely's Now I'm finna get down yelling somebody beer me So chug this beer with me Get drunk with Charlie Scene Sense this urgency Cause I ain't tryna get drunk alone So smoke this joint with me Get high off Funny's weed Sense this urgency Cause I ain't tryna get high alone [Charlie Scene] I roll up to the party in my Honda Funny followed me is his Madza Miata Damn what a balla Top down what a primadonna The spinners that he bought (straight outta someones home for 30 dollas) Money we have nadda Lets go inside i'll folla They didn't let us in So we hopped a wall but I dropped ya That's when I lost ya I didn't try ta call ya I ran into a crowd of Celebrities and Papa-- razzi and they shot a Pictures of me and Dennis Harper Now I needa doctor Yo little John-ya Crunk juice and Vodka Is turning me into a monster One more shot and imma gon-ah [Funnyman] But Charlie's hit on sonya Stick your d*** in the salsa I don't want no drama I'd rather have my anaconda Deep throated by Piranas So take these pills with me Got'em from J-D-O-G Sense this urgency Cause
24 Nov, 2013
hmm
need someone to talk to
12 Jun, 2013
so bored
somebody talk to me im so damn bored it aint even funny. and taylor beiber unblock me so we can talk...
01 Jun, 2013
Hadouken!- Levitate
Heart in my mouth, but my head in the clouds yeah I can feel it rising Bound to the Earth but, we could ascend yeah I’m realizing I feel both feet lift off the ground I can levitate With every chord that plays I close my eyes And levitate I can float The air is electric, it heightens the senses I can feel it charging I’ll never forget it, we're transcending And I know it's starting I feel both feet lift off the ground I can levitate With every chord that plays I close my eyes And levitate I levitate Heart in my mouth, but my head in the clouds yeah I can feel it rising Bound to the Earth but, we could ascend yeah I’m realizing I feel both feet lift off the ground I can levitate With every chord that plays I close my eyes And levitate I can float I can levitate I can levitate I feel both feet lift off the ground I can levitate With every chord that plays I close my eyes And levitate I can levitate
31 May, 2013
Hollywood Undead- Black Dahlia
I loved you, you made me, hate me. You gave me hate see? It saved me and these tears are deadly. You feel that? I rip back, every time you tried to steal that. You feel bad? You feel sad? Im sorry hell no f*** that! It was my heart, it was my life, it was my start, it was your knife. This strife it dies, this life and these lies. These lungs have sung this song for too long, and its true I hurt to remember I loved you [Chorus] I've lost it all fell today its all the same I'm sorry oh (I'm sorry) I'm sorry no (no) I've been abused, I feel so used, because of you i'm sorry oh (I'm sorry) I'm sorry no (no) I wish I could have quit you I wish I never missed you and told you that I loved you every time I f***ed you The future that we both drew and all the s*** we've been through Obsessed with the thought of you the pain just grew and grew! How could you do this too me Look at what I made for you it never was enough and the world is what I gave you I used to be love struck and now I'm just f***ed up Pull up my sleeves and see the pattern of my cuts! [Chorus] Seems like all we had is over now, you left to rest. And your tears are dried up now, you just lay without a sound. Seems like all we had is over now, you left to rest. And my fears are over now, I can leave with my head down. [Chorus]
18 May, 2013
message me
would you...? [] Push me into a wall and kiss me? [] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [] Slap Me? [] Slap me if i asked you to? [] Kiss Me? [] Let Me Kiss You? [] Watch A Movie With Me? [] Take Me Home For The Night? [] Take Me With You? [] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [] Let Me Make You Breakfast? [] Make me breakfast? [] Stick Up For Me if I Was Being Put Down? [] Instant Message Me? [] Greet Me In Public? [] Hang Out With Me? [] Bring Me Around Your Friends? [] Fall in love with me? [] Like me? [] Love me? [] Go out with me? Do You... [] Miss Me? [] Think I'm Cute? [] Think I'm Hot? [] Think I'm Ok? [] Think I'm Ugly? [] Want To Kiss Me? [] Want To Cuddle With Me? [] Want To Date Me? Am I... [] Smart? [] Funny? [] Cool? [] Loveable? [] Adorable? [] Great To Be With? [] Attractive? [] Mean? [] Ugly? [] Gorgeous? Have You Ever... [] Thought About Hooking Up With Me? [] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me ? [] Wished I Were There? [] Had A Crush On Me? [] Wanted My Number? [] Had A Dream About Me? [] Been Distracted By Me? Are You... [] Happy You Know Me? [] Thinking About Me? [] My Friend? [] In Love With Me? [] Wanting F*ck Me? [] Wanting Cuddle With Me
18 May, 2013
what
No cheating, you have to post this on youur blogs and see what people want from you ! 1=A baby 2 ; Another chance 3 ; Love 4 ; A Kiss 5 ; Friendship 6 ; Max partner 7 ; Lap dance 8 ; To chill 9 ; To cuddle 10 ; Marriage
23 Dec, 2012
lmfao
"Give it to me!!" she sreams. "I'm getting f.u.cking wet!!!" she yells ...... All while i sit here holding the umbrella .. Woah!!! What were you thinking it was?!?!?! -gasps- You perv, I know what you were thinking!!
23 Dec, 2012
answer to my inbox
Would you Date me? () Yes ? () No ? () Maybe :3 () You Deserve Better . Rate: () ? 1O% -.- () ?? 2O% ._. () ??? 30% () ???? 4O% :/ () ????? 5O% . . . () ??????6O% () ???????? 7O% () ????????? 8O% () ?????????? 9O% ♥ () ??????????? 100% <3333 Best Feature: () Lips () Eyes ;] () Hair c: () Personality () Everythingg ♥ () I Don't Know You Like That. If We Kissed By Accident: () Bite Your Lip () Continue Kissingg ♥ () Oops () Laugh About It xD () Stare At You While Wonderinqq If I Should Kiss You Again () We Would Never Be That Close :/ () Scream And Go Wash My Mouth Dx () I Don't Know You -__- If i Held your Hand, you Would : () Lock My Fingers Between Yours . ♥\ () Stand There Like Wtf Are You Doingg . o.O () Let You Hold . c: As Friends () Pull Away . () I Don't Know ._. If i Hug you , you Would () Pull You In Closer :] () Push Away :[ () I'd Be Shocked-ish O: () It's Alright, Just Let You Hugg Me () Hug Back ^-^ i Can Be your: () Boo (: () Flirting Buddy ;3 () Friend () Best Friend )) () Brother/Sister [[[: () You Tell Me ? ;o () I Don't Know Yet, () Wifey/Hubby ♥ ;D () Textingg Buddy -If i Kissed you you'd: () Kiss You Back , ♥ ! () Be Surprised.. o: () Slap You. D:< You would: () Marry Me on Fb ! ♥ () Inbox Me (: () Make This As Status
14 Dec, 2012
i got arrested
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years
08 Dec, 2012
young and wild and free lyrics
So what we get drunk? So what we smoke weed? We’re just having fun We don’t care who sees So what we go out? That’s how it's supposed to be Living young and wild and free [Verse 1: Wiz Khalifa] Uh, Uh huh So what I keep ‘em rolled up? Saggin’ my pants, not caring what I show Keep it real with my niggas Keep it player for these h**s And look clean don't it? Washed it the other day, watch how you lean on it Give me some 501 jeans on it Roll joints bigger than King Kong’s fingers And smoke them h**s down ’til they stingers You a class clown and if I skip for the day I’m with your b**** smokin’ grade A [Verse 1: Snoop Dogg] You know what? It’s like I’m 17 again Peach fuzz on my face Lookin’, on the case Tryna find a hella taste Oh my god, I’m on the chase, Chevy It's gettin’ kinda heavy, relevant, sellin’ it Dippin’ away, time keeps slippin’ away Zip in the safe, flippin’ for pay Tippin’ like I’m drippin’ in paint Up front, four blunts, like, “Khalifa put the weed in a J” [Hook] [Verse 2: Wiz Khalifa] And I don't even care Cause if me and my team in there There's gonna be some weed in the air Tell 'em Mac [Verse 2: Snoop Dogg] Blowin' everywhere we goin' and now you knowin' When I step right up, get my lighter so I can light up [Wiz Khalifa] That's how it should be done Soon as you thinkin' you're down Find how to turn things around Now things are lookin' up [Snoop Dogg] From the ground up, pound up, this Taylor Gang So turn my sound up and mount up and do my thang [Wiz Khalifa] Now I'm chillin', fresh outta class, feelin' Like I'm on my own and I could probably own a building Got my own car, no job, no children Had a science project, me and Mac killed it [Snoop Dogg] T-H-C, M-A-C, D-E-V, H-D-3, high as me This is us, we gon' fuss And we gon' fight and we gon' roll And live off life [Hook] [Bridge: Wiz Khalifa] Yeah, roll one, smoke one When you live like this you’re supposed to party R
08 Dec, 2012
pass it on
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22 Oct, 2012
coming in hot -hollywood undead
If you got jack in your cup, Go raise it up [x3] If you ain't got enough, Go fill it up [x3] [Chorus] I'm gonna chase this whiskey with Patrón, I wanna girl on my lap and a jägerbomb; I'm comin' in hot, you heard me And I'ma make it rain on the girl who serves me I drink a fifth of vodka till it's gone And if it feels so good then it can't be wrong I'm comin' in hot, you heard me And we be taking shots and if not you nerdy We only leave a pre-party to go party some more I'm already s*** faced before I walk in the door This girls rubbin on my leg, I never met he before And now she's making her way down to my gentleman sword Might be the Mugs talking or the shots of patron But these b****es look like models and there ready to bone I'll take 'em back to my parents' house, we'll be home alone Slapin chicks and have 'em yelling like Macaulay Culkin She's tearing it up Yeah she's dancing her a** off This girls like a Mac the way she's riding my laptop I'm trying to get my rocks off so don't try to cockblock I'll grab my sawed off and I'll blow your cock off You know we drink so much We getting drunk for weeks We drink so much goose, We turning into geese Me and my crew flap a V through VIP These b****es play my skin flute like they're Kenny G [Chorus] [Hook] If you got jack in your cup, go raise it up If you ain't got enough, go fill it up If you had too much, don't throw it up And if you ain't got s***, throw your hands up Yo, I rolled up drunk on my razor Fuck all the haters, packing a fat flask of Jager And I'm drinking acres, don't need a chaser Ordered a couple mind erasers Got the party favors save her for later I'm a team player take your shots like the Lakers Strike out the gators, yes I'm a gangster And I got more ice on my neck then a glacier Now it's time to blaze'er Who's got the papers? I heard three's an after party up at John Mayer's Hope it's a kegger, no but it's catered ‘bou
22 Oct, 2012
everywhere i go- hollywood undead
[Charlie Scene] Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show (b****) Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show [Verse 1 - Charlie Scene] Wake up Grab beer Grab rear Shave beard Put on some scene gear Gotta get drunk before my mom wakes up Break-up with my girlfriend so I can bang s***s I'm undead, unfed Been sleeping on bunk beds Since ten So if I don't booze it, I'm gonna lose it Everybody get to it, do it, get ruined [Chorus - Deuce:] Let's get this party started Let's keep them 40's poppin So just get buzzed and stay f***ed up We'll keep them panties droppin [x2] [Verse 2 - Charlie Scene] When I start drinking My d*** does all my thinking Hoes want to be scene with me And I like their big fake t**ties D-Cups with extra filling Take it out let me lick it quickly Calm down it's just a hickie I'll blame it on this whisky sipping gets me tipsy Drink fast and enjoy your buzz Take back streets to avoid the fuzz I wanna take you home but your friends won't let ya' I got a 40 in my Ford Fiesta Buy beer Or pay the rent My signing bonus was quickly spent So I'll beat my meat like I'm a f***in' butcher And I'll punk the p**** like I'm Ashton Kutcher! [Chorus x2] [Verse 3 - Charlie Scene] Let's get this party jumpin' Let's see some 40 chuggin' I wanna see your booty rubbing against my d*** when I start buzzin' Come on girls I wanna see you drinkin' I wanna see your brain start shrinkin' Make a move I saw you winkin' Drunken pussies what I'm thinkin' I don't give a f*** if you're drunk or not Turn it up loud feel the ambiance Grab 2 ho's and do some body shots I wanna party all night until they call the cops Fuck a wristband lets all do a keg stand I'm like Cheech with out the Chong Hittin up the beer bong When the cops show up Their gonna get the finger And i don't give a f*** Cuz I'm the designated drin
22 Oct, 2012
christmas in hollywood-hollywood undead
[Funnyman as Santa Claus] [Tha Producer and Charlie Scene] [Chorus:] It's Christmas in Hollywood Santa's back up in the hood So meet me under the mistletoe lets f*** It's Chanukah in Inglewood the dradles spinning in the hood so meet me by the manura lets get drunk [Charlie Scene and J-dog] J J J Just a little story about last Christmas About some bad kids who were full of wishes We gave some gifts and then we gave some lovin The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin Little Timmy stole from 7-11 So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin But there was still some bad kids who deserved some presents Zack got caught with a bottle of jack So we slipped down his chimney with an 18 pack He didn't leave cookies but we needed a snack So we took the beer back and I FUCKED HIM IN THE ASS!!! It's Charlie Scene got egg nog in my flask The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped Like oh my god is that saint nick Kids give me your list like its the 25th Been accused of being a bad kid But I get presents as is Cause MRS. Clause just myspace'd me I blew off a date on Christmas eve. So I don't give a f*** if your naughty or nice You might still get a Rolly (rolex) and a gang on ice So write your list and never have no fear Have a Hollywood Christmas and an Undead new year!!!! FUCK YEAH!!! [The Server and Da Kurlzz] bout to serve it up for for all you boys and girls. good kids, bad and even Da Kurlzz. we were chillin at home and deckin the halls. so I checked my phone and Santa had called. he said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve. he said that his jolly a** needed some help. he said Christmas aint a gang but a way of life. "if you guide my sleigh, I'll let you f*** my wife." so we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle, funnier than f*** you can ask Chris Kringle. so we all took flight but something was fishy. he asked for road head and started to ki
22 Oct, 2012
hollywood undead -bullet
[Chorus] My legs are dangling off the edge The bottom of the bottle is my only friend I think I slit my wrists again And I'm gone gone gone gone My legs are dangling off the edge A stomach full of pills didn't work again I put a bullet in my head And I'm gone gone gone gone Gone too far yeah I'm gone again It's gone on too long tell you how it ends I'm sitting on the edge with my two best friends One's a bottle of pills, and one's a bottle of gin I'm 20 storeys up yeah, up at the top I polish off this bottle now it's pushing me off Asphalt to me has never looked so soft I bet my momma found my letter now she's calling the cops I gotta take this opportunity before I miss it Cos now I hear the sirens and they're off in the distance Believe me when I tell you that I've been persistent Cos I'm more scarred more scarred than my wrist is I've been trying too long with too dull of a knife But tonight I made sure that I sharpened it twice I never bought a suit before in my life But when you go to meet god you know you wanna look nice So if I survive then I'll see you tomorrow, yeah I'll see you tomorrow [Chorus] My legs are dangling off the edge The bottom of the bottle is my only friend I think I slit my wrists again And I'm gone gone gone gone My legs are dangling off the edge A stomach full of pills didn't work again I put a bullet in my head And I'm gone gone gone gone We hit the sky, there goes the light No more sun why's it always night When you can't sleep well you can't dream When you can't dream well what's life mean We feel little pity but don't empathise The older getting older watch a young man die A mother and a son and someone you know Smile at each other and realise they don't You don't know what happened to that kid you raised Or what happened to the father, who swore he'd stay I didn't know cos you didn't say Now momma feels guilt yeah momma feels pain But you were yo
21 Oct, 2012
idk
What would you do if? 1. I was right next to you: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. I started smoking: 5. I was hospitalized: 6. I was drunk: 7. I hugged u: 8. I asked you to leave: 9. I asked you out: What do you think about my? 10. Personality: 11. Eyes: 12. Hair: 13. Body: Would you? 14. Be my friend? 15. Keep a secret if i told you one? 16. Kiss me? 17. Go on a date with me? 18. Keep in touch? 19. Date me? 20. Have s** with me? Have you ever? 21. Lied to make me feel better? 22. Wanted to kiss me? 23. Wanted to bite me? 24. Kept something important from me? 25. Wanted to cuddle with me? More. 26. Who are you? 27. Are we friends? 28. When and how did we meet? 29. Describe me in one word: 30. What was your first impression? 31. What reminds you of me? 32. If you could give me anything what would it be? 33. How well do you know me? 34. When's the last time you saw me? 35. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 36. Are you gonna post this so you can see what I say about you?
02 Aug, 2012
AC/DC - TNT
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi See me ride out of the sunset On your colour TV screen, Out for all that I can get If you know what I mean, Women to the left of me, And women to the right, Ain't got no g** Ain't got no knife Don't you start no fight Cause I'm T.N.T. I'm dynamite T.N.T. and I'll win the fight T.N.T. I'm a power load T.N.T. watch me explode I'm dirty, mean, and mighty unclean I'm a wanted man, Public enemy number one Understand, So lock up your daughter, Lock up your wife, Lock up your back door, And run for your life, The man is back in town Don't you mess me around Cause I'm T.N.T. I'm dynamite T.N.T. and I'll win the fight T.N.T. I'm a power load T.N.T. watch me explode T.N.T. oi, oi, oi T.N.T. oi, oi, oi T.N.T. oi, oi, oi T.N.T. oi, oi, oi T.N.T. I'm dynamite (oi, oi, oi) T.N.T. And I'll win the fight, (oi, oi, oi) T.N.T. I'm a power load (oi, oi, oi) T.N.T. Watch me explode
02 Aug, 2012
thumbs up
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31 Jul, 2012
when your pissed off
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27 Jul, 2012
insane wolf lyrics
hey i just bit you and now you crazy cause im infeccted and gave you rabbies
29 Jun, 2012
friends and homies
FRIENDS: Never ask for food HOMIES: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. HOMIES: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. HOMIES: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fu*ked up...but that sh*t was fun!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. HOMIES: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. HOMIES: Keep your sh*t so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. HOMIES: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. HOMIES: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. HOMIES: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are for a while. HOMIES: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. HOMIES: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "b*tch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!" FRIENDS: Will talk sh*t to the person who talks sh*t about you. HOMIES: Will knock them the sh*t out of them!!
29 Jun, 2012
"2011 coupkes"
"2011 couples" 98% marry their 7-12th grade sweethearts & because you opened this.... You will get A good talk tomorrow by the person you love or like! & it will also be the best day of your life! Do not break this chain Repost this as "2011 couples" You' ve got 1 minute
08 Jun, 2012
my life
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05 Jun, 2012
Do you love someone enough to do this?
Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back,you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soul mate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. Repost with t**le: Do you love someone enough to do this?
04 May, 2012
ROFL
1. F_ _K 2. PU_S_ 3. S_X 4. P_N_S 5. BOO_S 6. _ _NDOM Answers: 1. FORK 2. PULSE 3. SIX 4. PANTS 5. BOOKS 6. RANDOM
22 Apr, 2012
i would do this for my girl
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug! Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe (in the paper the next day) : A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this and the love of your life will relize they feel the same DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life Guys Post This As "I would do this for my girl " Girls Post This As "All Boys aren't j***s"
22 Apr, 2012
typing
typing your name-dakota typing your name with your eyes closed-dakoita typing your name with your elbows-dakora typing your name with your eyes closed-dakta slaming your face down on the keyboard-njhuy b
21 Apr, 2012
16 things
1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep they always think about the girl they truly care about 2) Guys are more emotional then you think if they loved you at one point it takes them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they arent with you 3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile ( : 4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to 5) Giving a guy a hanging messa?ge like "You know what uh...never mind....." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking and he'll a**ume he did something wrong and he'll obsess over it 6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. you don'???t need to give advic?e 7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU LOVE THEM! 9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he really likes you 10) If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with you 11) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something 12)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day 13)No guy can handle all his problems on his own He's just too stubborn to admit it 14)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE! Just because ONE is RUDE doesn't mean he represents ALL of them 15) WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE 16) Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life -Everything said in this bulletin is true -Ladies, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your dreams -Guys, if you don't repost this in 1 hr then you will lose the girl of your life POST AS : 16 things
04 Dec, 2011
BRIAN
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08 Feb, 2014
hollywood undead le deux
I wanna tear it up Before we tear it down I wanna light it up Before we burn it down We gonna get f***ed up Drink 'til we all black out So f***ing start it up 'Cause u know it's goin' down Drink, got swag Yeah we keep it the same Mad dogged all up It the back of the rain Ain't no balled up Baby, got bills to pay Yeah I'm getting f***ed up As I'm changing lanes Oh my God I'm one of a kind I'm a smash it up It's about that time I'll be back to the party By the end of the night Cause my h** got needs And I needs mine 'Cause Funny Man Is just so damn s**ual That a** on my mind It's just so damn edible Feast your eyes girl I'm so delectable Dick like Hulk Yeah they call me incredible! U got your dress pulled up I see you all around I know u ain't no s*** But I know your so down Smash it up, smash it up That b**** is off the hook Smash it up, smash it up And once I get that look Smash it up, smash it up I'll hit it all night long Smash it up, smash it up And once I smash I'm gone Girl your so hot You could spark a match Me and funny wanna flip u Like an acrobat And u could go back home In a Cadillac Put my name in your phone It's the man in black You got a big ol' mouth And an a** to match You got my back in a scrap And I'm a fan of that We could go home And open up a can of that I'll put my prize in your box Like cracker jacks But wait that's Just me getting s*** faced Let me pull out my bluetooth And brief case And replace Everything that I said wrong But then it won't be A Hollywood Undead song U got your dress pulled up I see you all around I know u ain't no s*** But I know your so down Smash it up, smash it up That b**** is off the hook Smash it up, smash it up And once I get that look Smash it up, smash it up I'll hit it all night long Smash it up, smash it up And once I smash I'm gone I wanna t
08 Feb, 2014
hollywood undead el urgincia
[Funnyman] Six pack in hands Stage dive to the pit Hustle the ladies Got gorilla tacticts I'm creepin through the show When I'm scanning for h**s Girls got a bag of slippers Wanna do the no no Get back to the bus It's the end of the night Get back to the bus And get out of my life Cuz I got people to see Hoes as freaky as me I roll it to the after party with my boy Charles P Picked up a few friends Now I'm dippin with b****es Socked the b**** to my right I said click it or ticket Girl feeling my ride Now she's getting suspicious This a brand new Miata As I'm Hittin Them Switches I ride behind Charlie As he's poppin a wheelie I finally made it to the party Now he's coppin a feely See Da Kurlzz out front doing tricks on his Heely's Now I'm finna get down yelling somebody beer me So chug this beer with me Get drunk with Charlie Scene Sense this urgency Cause I ain't tryna get drunk alone So smoke this joint with me Get high off Funny's weed Sense this urgency Cause I ain't tryna get high alone [Charlie Scene] I roll up to the party in my Honda Funny followed me is his Madza Miata Damn what a balla Top down what a primadonna The spinners that he bought (straight outta someones home for 30 dollas) Money we have nadda Lets go inside i'll folla They didn't let us in So we hopped a wall but I dropped ya That's when I lost ya I didn't try ta call ya I ran into a crowd of Celebrities and Papa-- razzi and they shot a Pictures of me and Dennis Harper Now I needa doctor Yo little John-ya Crunk juice and Vodka Is turning me into a monster One more shot and imma gon-ah [Funnyman] But Charlie's hit on sonya Stick your d*** in the salsa I don't want no drama I'd rather have my anaconda Deep throated by Piranas So take these pills with me Got'em from J-D-O-G Sense this urgency Cause
24 Nov, 2013
hmm
need someone to talk to
12 Jun, 2013
so bored
somebody talk to me im so damn bored it aint even funny. and taylor beiber unblock me so we can talk...
01 Jun, 2013
Hadouken!- Levitate
Heart in my mouth, but my head in the clouds yeah I can feel it rising Bound to the Earth but, we could ascend yeah I’m realizing I feel both feet lift off the ground I can levitate With every chord that plays I close my eyes And levitate I can float The air is electric, it heightens the senses I can feel it charging I’ll never forget it, we're transcending And I know it's starting I feel both feet lift off the ground I can levitate With every chord that plays I close my eyes And levitate I levitate Heart in my mouth, but my head in the clouds yeah I can feel it rising Bound to the Earth but, we could ascend yeah I’m realizing I feel both feet lift off the ground I can levitate With every chord that plays I close my eyes And levitate I can float I can levitate I can levitate I feel both feet lift off the ground I can levitate With every chord that plays I close my eyes And levitate I can levitate
31 May, 2013
Hollywood Undead- Black Dahlia
I loved you, you made me, hate me. You gave me hate see? It saved me and these tears are deadly. You feel that? I rip back, every time you tried to steal that. You feel bad? You feel sad? Im sorry hell no f*** that! It was my heart, it was my life, it was my start, it was your knife. This strife it dies, this life and these lies. These lungs have sung this song for too long, and its true I hurt to remember I loved you [Chorus] I've lost it all fell today its all the same I'm sorry oh (I'm sorry) I'm sorry no (no) I've been abused, I feel so used, because of you i'm sorry oh (I'm sorry) I'm sorry no (no) I wish I could have quit you I wish I never missed you and told you that I loved you every time I f***ed you The future that we both drew and all the s*** we've been through Obsessed with the thought of you the pain just grew and grew! How could you do this too me Look at what I made for you it never was enough and the world is what I gave you I used to be love struck and now I'm just f***ed up Pull up my sleeves and see the pattern of my cuts! [Chorus] Seems like all we had is over now, you left to rest. And your tears are dried up now, you just lay without a sound. Seems like all we had is over now, you left to rest. And my fears are over now, I can leave with my head down. [Chorus]
18 May, 2013
message me
would you...? [] Push me into a wall and kiss me? [] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [] Slap Me? [] Slap me if i asked you to? [] Kiss Me? [] Let Me Kiss You? [] Watch A Movie With Me? [] Take Me Home For The Night? [] Take Me With You? [] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [] Let Me Make You Breakfast? [] Make me breakfast? [] Stick Up For Me if I Was Being Put Down? [] Instant Message Me? [] Greet Me In Public? [] Hang Out With Me? [] Bring Me Around Your Friends? [] Fall in love with me? [] Like me? [] Love me? [] Go out with me? Do You... [] Miss Me? [] Think I'm Cute? [] Think I'm Hot? [] Think I'm Ok? [] Think I'm Ugly? [] Want To Kiss Me? [] Want To Cuddle With Me? [] Want To Date Me? Am I... [] Smart? [] Funny? [] Cool? [] Loveable? [] Adorable? [] Great To Be With? [] Attractive? [] Mean? [] Ugly? [] Gorgeous? Have You Ever... [] Thought About Hooking Up With Me? [] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me ? [] Wished I Were There? [] Had A Crush On Me? [] Wanted My Number? [] Had A Dream About Me? [] Been Distracted By Me? Are You... [] Happy You Know Me? [] Thinking About Me? [] My Friend? [] In Love With Me? [] Wanting F*ck Me? [] Wanting Cuddle With Me
18 May, 2013
what
No cheating, you have to post this on youur blogs and see what people want from you ! 1=A baby 2 ; Another chance 3 ; Love 4 ; A Kiss 5 ; Friendship 6 ; Max partner 7 ; Lap dance 8 ; To chill 9 ; To cuddle 10 ; Marriage
23 Dec, 2012
lmfao
"Give it to me!!" she sreams. "I'm getting f.u.cking wet!!!" she yells ...... All while i sit here holding the umbrella .. Woah!!! What were you thinking it was?!?!?! -gasps- You perv, I know what you were thinking!!
23 Dec, 2012
answer to my inbox
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14 Dec, 2012
i got arrested
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years
08 Dec, 2012
young and wild and free lyrics
So what we get drunk? So what we smoke weed? We’re just having fun We don’t care who sees So what we go out? That’s how it's supposed to be Living young and wild and free [Verse 1: Wiz Khalifa] Uh, Uh huh So what I keep ‘em rolled up? Saggin’ my pants, not caring what I show Keep it real with my niggas Keep it player for these h**s And look clean don't it? Washed it the other day, watch how you lean on it Give me some 501 jeans on it Roll joints bigger than King Kong’s fingers And smoke them h**s down ’til they stingers You a class clown and if I skip for the day I’m with your b**** smokin’ grade A [Verse 1: Snoop Dogg] You know what? It’s like I’m 17 again Peach fuzz on my face Lookin’, on the case Tryna find a hella taste Oh my god, I’m on the chase, Chevy It's gettin’ kinda heavy, relevant, sellin’ it Dippin’ away, time keeps slippin’ away Zip in the safe, flippin’ for pay Tippin’ like I’m drippin’ in paint Up front, four blunts, like, “Khalifa put the weed in a J” [Hook] [Verse 2: Wiz Khalifa] And I don't even care Cause if me and my team in there There's gonna be some weed in the air Tell 'em Mac [Verse 2: Snoop Dogg] Blowin' everywhere we goin' and now you knowin' When I step right up, get my lighter so I can light up [Wiz Khalifa] That's how it should be done Soon as you thinkin' you're down Find how to turn things around Now things are lookin' up [Snoop Dogg] From the ground up, pound up, this Taylor Gang So turn my sound up and mount up and do my thang [Wiz Khalifa] Now I'm chillin', fresh outta class, feelin' Like I'm on my own and I could probably own a building Got my own car, no job, no children Had a science project, me and Mac killed it [Snoop Dogg] T-H-C, M-A-C, D-E-V, H-D-3, high as me This is us, we gon' fuss And we gon' fight and we gon' roll And live off life [Hook] [Bridge: Wiz Khalifa] Yeah, roll one, smoke one When you live like this you’re supposed to party R
08 Dec, 2012
pass it on
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22 Oct, 2012
coming in hot -hollywood undead
If you got jack in your cup, Go raise it up [x3] If you ain't got enough, Go fill it up [x3] [Chorus] I'm gonna chase this whiskey with Patrón, I wanna girl on my lap and a jägerbomb; I'm comin' in hot, you heard me And I'ma make it rain on the girl who serves me I drink a fifth of vodka till it's gone And if it feels so good then it can't be wrong I'm comin' in hot, you heard me And we be taking shots and if not you nerdy We only leave a pre-party to go party some more I'm already s*** faced before I walk in the door This girls rubbin on my leg, I never met he before And now she's making her way down to my gentleman sword Might be the Mugs talking or the shots of patron But these b****es look like models and there ready to bone I'll take 'em back to my parents' house, we'll be home alone Slapin chicks and have 'em yelling like Macaulay Culkin She's tearing it up Yeah she's dancing her a** off This girls like a Mac the way she's riding my laptop I'm trying to get my rocks off so don't try to cockblock I'll grab my sawed off and I'll blow your cock off You know we drink so much We getting drunk for weeks We drink so much goose, We turning into geese Me and my crew flap a V through VIP These b****es play my skin flute like they're Kenny G [Chorus] [Hook] If you got jack in your cup, go raise it up If you ain't got enough, go fill it up If you had too much, don't throw it up And if you ain't got s***, throw your hands up Yo, I rolled up drunk on my razor Fuck all the haters, packing a fat flask of Jager And I'm drinking acres, don't need a chaser Ordered a couple mind erasers Got the party favors save her for later I'm a team player take your shots like the Lakers Strike out the gators, yes I'm a gangster And I got more ice on my neck then a glacier Now it's time to blaze'er Who's got the papers? I heard three's an after party up at John Mayer's Hope it's a kegger, no but it's catered ‘bou
22 Oct, 2012
everywhere i go- hollywood undead
[Charlie Scene] Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show (b****) Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show [Verse 1 - Charlie Scene] Wake up Grab beer Grab rear Shave beard Put on some scene gear Gotta get drunk before my mom wakes up Break-up with my girlfriend so I can bang s***s I'm undead, unfed Been sleeping on bunk beds Since ten So if I don't booze it, I'm gonna lose it Everybody get to it, do it, get ruined [Chorus - Deuce:] Let's get this party started Let's keep them 40's poppin So just get buzzed and stay f***ed up We'll keep them panties droppin [x2] [Verse 2 - Charlie Scene] When I start drinking My d*** does all my thinking Hoes want to be scene with me And I like their big fake t**ties D-Cups with extra filling Take it out let me lick it quickly Calm down it's just a hickie I'll blame it on this whisky sipping gets me tipsy Drink fast and enjoy your buzz Take back streets to avoid the fuzz I wanna take you home but your friends won't let ya' I got a 40 in my Ford Fiesta Buy beer Or pay the rent My signing bonus was quickly spent So I'll beat my meat like I'm a f***in' butcher And I'll punk the p**** like I'm Ashton Kutcher! [Chorus x2] [Verse 3 - Charlie Scene] Let's get this party jumpin' Let's see some 40 chuggin' I wanna see your booty rubbing against my d*** when I start buzzin' Come on girls I wanna see you drinkin' I wanna see your brain start shrinkin' Make a move I saw you winkin' Drunken pussies what I'm thinkin' I don't give a f*** if you're drunk or not Turn it up loud feel the ambiance Grab 2 ho's and do some body shots I wanna party all night until they call the cops Fuck a wristband lets all do a keg stand I'm like Cheech with out the Chong Hittin up the beer bong When the cops show up Their gonna get the finger And i don't give a f*** Cuz I'm the designated drin
22 Oct, 2012
christmas in hollywood-hollywood undead
[Funnyman as Santa Claus] [Tha Producer and Charlie Scene] [Chorus:] It's Christmas in Hollywood Santa's back up in the hood So meet me under the mistletoe lets f*** It's Chanukah in Inglewood the dradles spinning in the hood so meet me by the manura lets get drunk [Charlie Scene and J-dog] J J J Just a little story about last Christmas About some bad kids who were full of wishes We gave some gifts and then we gave some lovin The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin Little Timmy stole from 7-11 So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin But there was still some bad kids who deserved some presents Zack got caught with a bottle of jack So we slipped down his chimney with an 18 pack He didn't leave cookies but we needed a snack So we took the beer back and I FUCKED HIM IN THE ASS!!! It's Charlie Scene got egg nog in my flask The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped Like oh my god is that saint nick Kids give me your list like its the 25th Been accused of being a bad kid But I get presents as is Cause MRS. Clause just myspace'd me I blew off a date on Christmas eve. So I don't give a f*** if your naughty or nice You might still get a Rolly (rolex) and a gang on ice So write your list and never have no fear Have a Hollywood Christmas and an Undead new year!!!! FUCK YEAH!!! [The Server and Da Kurlzz] bout to serve it up for for all you boys and girls. good kids, bad and even Da Kurlzz. we were chillin at home and deckin the halls. so I checked my phone and Santa had called. he said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve. he said that his jolly a** needed some help. he said Christmas aint a gang but a way of life. "if you guide my sleigh, I'll let you f*** my wife." so we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle, funnier than f*** you can ask Chris Kringle. so we all took flight but something was fishy. he asked for road head and started to ki
22 Oct, 2012
hollywood undead -bullet
[Chorus] My legs are dangling off the edge The bottom of the bottle is my only friend I think I slit my wrists again And I'm gone gone gone gone My legs are dangling off the edge A stomach full of pills didn't work again I put a bullet in my head And I'm gone gone gone gone Gone too far yeah I'm gone again It's gone on too long tell you how it ends I'm sitting on the edge with my two best friends One's a bottle of pills, and one's a bottle of gin I'm 20 storeys up yeah, up at the top I polish off this bottle now it's pushing me off Asphalt to me has never looked so soft I bet my momma found my letter now she's calling the cops I gotta take this opportunity before I miss it Cos now I hear the sirens and they're off in the distance Believe me when I tell you that I've been persistent Cos I'm more scarred more scarred than my wrist is I've been trying too long with too dull of a knife But tonight I made sure that I sharpened it twice I never bought a suit before in my life But when you go to meet god you know you wanna look nice So if I survive then I'll see you tomorrow, yeah I'll see you tomorrow [Chorus] My legs are dangling off the edge The bottom of the bottle is my only friend I think I slit my wrists again And I'm gone gone gone gone My legs are dangling off the edge A stomach full of pills didn't work again I put a bullet in my head And I'm gone gone gone gone We hit the sky, there goes the light No more sun why's it always night When you can't sleep well you can't dream When you can't dream well what's life mean We feel little pity but don't empathise The older getting older watch a young man die A mother and a son and someone you know Smile at each other and realise they don't You don't know what happened to that kid you raised Or what happened to the father, who swore he'd stay I didn't know cos you didn't say Now momma feels guilt yeah momma feels pain But you were yo
21 Oct, 2012
idk
What would you do if? 1. I was right next to you: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. I started smoking: 5. I was hospitalized: 6. I was drunk: 7. I hugged u: 8. I asked you to leave: 9. I asked you out: What do you think about my? 10. Personality: 11. Eyes: 12. Hair: 13. Body: Would you? 14. Be my friend? 15. Keep a secret if i told you one? 16. Kiss me? 17. Go on a date with me? 18. Keep in touch? 19. Date me? 20. Have s** with me? Have you ever? 21. Lied to make me feel better? 22. Wanted to kiss me? 23. Wanted to bite me? 24. Kept something important from me? 25. Wanted to cuddle with me? More. 26. Who are you? 27. Are we friends? 28. When and how did we meet? 29. Describe me in one word: 30. What was your first impression? 31. What reminds you of me? 32. If you could give me anything what would it be? 33. How well do you know me? 34. When's the last time you saw me? 35. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 36. Are you gonna post this so you can see what I say about you?
02 Aug, 2012
AC/DC - TNT
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi See me ride out of the sunset On your colour TV screen, Out for all that I can get If you know what I mean, Women to the left of me, And women to the right, Ain't got no g** Ain't got no knife Don't you start no fight Cause I'm T.N.T. I'm dynamite T.N.T. and I'll win the fight T.N.T. I'm a power load T.N.T. watch me explode I'm dirty, mean, and mighty unclean I'm a wanted man, Public enemy number one Understand, So lock up your daughter, Lock up your wife, Lock up your back door, And run for your life, The man is back in town Don't you mess me around Cause I'm T.N.T. I'm dynamite T.N.T. and I'll win the fight T.N.T. I'm a power load T.N.T. watch me explode T.N.T. oi, oi, oi T.N.T. oi, oi, oi T.N.T. oi, oi, oi T.N.T. oi, oi, oi T.N.T. I'm dynamite (oi, oi, oi) T.N.T. And I'll win the fight, (oi, oi, oi) T.N.T. I'm a power load (oi, oi, oi) T.N.T. Watch me explode
02 Aug, 2012
thumbs up
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31 Jul, 2012
when your pissed off
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27 Jul, 2012
insane wolf lyrics
hey i just bit you and now you crazy cause im infeccted and gave you rabbies
29 Jun, 2012
friends and homies
FRIENDS: Never ask for food HOMIES: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. HOMIES: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. HOMIES: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fu*ked up...but that sh*t was fun!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. HOMIES: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. HOMIES: Keep your sh*t so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. HOMIES: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. HOMIES: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. HOMIES: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are for a while. HOMIES: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. HOMIES: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "b*tch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!" FRIENDS: Will talk sh*t to the person who talks sh*t about you. HOMIES: Will knock them the sh*t out of them!!
29 Jun, 2012
"2011 coupkes"
"2011 couples" 98% marry their 7-12th grade sweethearts & because you opened this.... You will get A good talk tomorrow by the person you love or like! & it will also be the best day of your life! Do not break this chain Repost this as "2011 couples" You' ve got 1 minute
08 Jun, 2012
my life
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05 Jun, 2012
Do you love someone enough to do this?
Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back,you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soul mate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. Repost with t**le: Do you love someone enough to do this?
04 May, 2012
ROFL
1. F_ _K 2. PU_S_ 3. S_X 4. P_N_S 5. BOO_S 6. _ _NDOM Answers: 1. FORK 2. PULSE 3. SIX 4. PANTS 5. BOOKS 6. RANDOM
22 Apr, 2012
i would do this for my girl
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug! Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe (in the paper the next day) : A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this and the love of your life will relize they feel the same DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life Guys Post This As "I would do this for my girl " Girls Post This As "All Boys aren't j***s"
22 Apr, 2012
typing
typing your name-dakota typing your name with your eyes closed-dakoita typing your name with your elbows-dakora typing your name with your eyes closed-dakta slaming your face down on the keyboard-njhuy b
21 Apr, 2012
16 things
1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep they always think about the girl they truly care about 2) Guys are more emotional then you think if they loved you at one point it takes them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they arent with you 3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile ( : 4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to 5) Giving a guy a hanging messa?ge like "You know what uh...never mind....." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking and he'll a**ume he did something wrong and he'll obsess over it 6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. you don'???t need to give advic?e 7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU LOVE THEM! 9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he really likes you 10) If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with you 11) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something 12)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day 13)No guy can handle all his problems on his own He's just too stubborn to admit it 14)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE! Just because ONE is RUDE doesn't mean he represents ALL of them 15) WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE 16) Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life -Everything said in this bulletin is true -Ladies, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your dreams -Guys, if you don't repost this in 1 hr then you will lose the girl of your life POST AS : 16 things
04 Dec, 2011
BRIAN
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05 Jan, 2015
bored
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08 Feb, 2014
hollywood undead le deux
I wanna tear it up Before we tear it down I wanna light it up Before we burn it down We gonna get f***ed up Drink 'til we all black out So f***ing start it up 'Cause u know it's goin' down Drink, got swag Yeah we keep it the same Mad dogged all up It the back of the rain Ain't no balled up Baby, got bills to pay Yeah I'm getting f***ed up As I'm changing lanes Oh my God I'm one of a kind I'm a smash it up It's about that time I'll be back to the party By the end of the night Cause my h** got needs And I needs mine 'Cause Funny Man Is just so damn s**ual That a** on my mind It's just so damn edible Feast your eyes girl I'm so delectable Dick like Hulk Yeah they call me incredible! U got your dress pulled up I see you all around I know u ain't no s*** But I know your so down Smash it up, smash it up That b**** is off the hook Smash it up, smash it up And once I get that look Smash it up, smash it up I'll hit it all night long Smash it up, smash it up And once I smash I'm gone Girl your so hot You could spark a match Me and funny wanna flip u Like an acrobat And u could go back home In a Cadillac Put my name in your phone It's the man in black You got a big ol' mouth And an a** to match You got my back in a scrap And I'm a fan of that We could go home And open up a can of that I'll put my prize in your box Like cracker jacks But wait that's Just me getting s*** faced Let me pull out my bluetooth And brief case And replace Everything that I said wrong But then it won't be A Hollywood Undead song U got your dress pulled up I see you all around I know u ain't no s*** But I know your so down Smash it up, smash it up That b**** is off the hook Smash it up, smash it up And once I get that look Smash it up, smash it up I'll hit it all night long Smash it up, smash it up And once I smash I'm gone I wanna t
08 Feb, 2014
hollywood undead el urgincia
[Funnyman] Six pack in hands Stage dive to the pit Hustle the ladies Got gorilla tacticts I'm creepin through the show When I'm scanning for h**s Girls got a bag of slippers Wanna do the no no Get back to the bus It's the end of the night Get back to the bus And get out of my life Cuz I got people to see Hoes as freaky as me I roll it to the after party with my boy Charles P Picked up a few friends Now I'm dippin with b****es Socked the b**** to my right I said click it or ticket Girl feeling my ride Now she's getting suspicious This a brand new Miata As I'm Hittin Them Switches I ride behind Charlie As he's poppin a wheelie I finally made it to the party Now he's coppin a feely See Da Kurlzz out front doing tricks on his Heely's Now I'm finna get down yelling somebody beer me So chug this beer with me Get drunk with Charlie Scene Sense this urgency Cause I ain't tryna get drunk alone So smoke this joint with me Get high off Funny's weed Sense this urgency Cause I ain't tryna get high alone [Charlie Scene] I roll up to the party in my Honda Funny followed me is his Madza Miata Damn what a balla Top down what a primadonna The spinners that he bought (straight outta someones home for 30 dollas) Money we have nadda Lets go inside i'll folla They didn't let us in So we hopped a wall but I dropped ya That's when I lost ya I didn't try ta call ya I ran into a crowd of Celebrities and Papa-- razzi and they shot a Pictures of me and Dennis Harper Now I needa doctor Yo little John-ya Crunk juice and Vodka Is turning me into a monster One more shot and imma gon-ah [Funnyman] But Charlie's hit on sonya Stick your d*** in the salsa I don't want no drama I'd rather have my anaconda Deep throated by Piranas So take these pills with me Got'em from J-D-O-G Sense this urgency Cause
24 Nov, 2013
hmm
need someone to talk to
12 Jun, 2013
so bored
somebody talk to me im so damn bored it aint even funny. and taylor beiber unblock me so we can talk...
01 Jun, 2013
Hadouken!- Levitate
Heart in my mouth, but my head in the clouds yeah I can feel it rising Bound to the Earth but, we could ascend yeah I’m realizing I feel both feet lift off the ground I can levitate With every chord that plays I close my eyes And levitate I can float The air is electric, it heightens the senses I can feel it charging I’ll never forget it, we're transcending And I know it's starting I feel both feet lift off the ground I can levitate With every chord that plays I close my eyes And levitate I levitate Heart in my mouth, but my head in the clouds yeah I can feel it rising Bound to the Earth but, we could ascend yeah I’m realizing I feel both feet lift off the ground I can levitate With every chord that plays I close my eyes And levitate I can float I can levitate I can levitate I feel both feet lift off the ground I can levitate With every chord that plays I close my eyes And levitate I can levitate
31 May, 2013
Hollywood Undead- Black Dahlia
I loved you, you made me, hate me. You gave me hate see? It saved me and these tears are deadly. You feel that? I rip back, every time you tried to steal that. You feel bad? You feel sad? Im sorry hell no f*** that! It was my heart, it was my life, it was my start, it was your knife. This strife it dies, this life and these lies. These lungs have sung this song for too long, and its true I hurt to remember I loved you [Chorus] I've lost it all fell today its all the same I'm sorry oh (I'm sorry) I'm sorry no (no) I've been abused, I feel so used, because of you i'm sorry oh (I'm sorry) I'm sorry no (no) I wish I could have quit you I wish I never missed you and told you that I loved you every time I f***ed you The future that we both drew and all the s*** we've been through Obsessed with the thought of you the pain just grew and grew! How could you do this too me Look at what I made for you it never was enough and the world is what I gave you I used to be love struck and now I'm just f***ed up Pull up my sleeves and see the pattern of my cuts! [Chorus] Seems like all we had is over now, you left to rest. And your tears are dried up now, you just lay without a sound. Seems like all we had is over now, you left to rest. And my fears are over now, I can leave with my head down. [Chorus]
18 May, 2013
message me
would you...? [] Push me into a wall and kiss me? [] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [] Slap Me? [] Slap me if i asked you to? [] Kiss Me? [] Let Me Kiss You? [] Watch A Movie With Me? [] Take Me Home For The Night? [] Take Me With You? [] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [] Let Me Make You Breakfast? [] Make me breakfast? [] Stick Up For Me if I Was Being Put Down? [] Instant Message Me? [] Greet Me In Public? [] Hang Out With Me? [] Bring Me Around Your Friends? [] Fall in love with me? [] Like me? [] Love me? [] Go out with me? Do You... [] Miss Me? [] Think I'm Cute? [] Think I'm Hot? [] Think I'm Ok? [] Think I'm Ugly? [] Want To Kiss Me? [] Want To Cuddle With Me? [] Want To Date Me? Am I... [] Smart? [] Funny? [] Cool? [] Loveable? [] Adorable? [] Great To Be With? [] Attractive? [] Mean? [] Ugly? [] Gorgeous? Have You Ever... [] Thought About Hooking Up With Me? [] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me ? [] Wished I Were There? [] Had A Crush On Me? [] Wanted My Number? [] Had A Dream About Me? [] Been Distracted By Me? Are You... [] Happy You Know Me? [] Thinking About Me? [] My Friend? [] In Love With Me? [] Wanting F*ck Me? [] Wanting Cuddle With Me
18 May, 2013
what
No cheating, you have to post this on youur blogs and see what people want from you ! 1=A baby 2 ; Another chance 3 ; Love 4 ; A Kiss 5 ; Friendship 6 ; Max partner 7 ; Lap dance 8 ; To chill 9 ; To cuddle 10 ; Marriage
23 Dec, 2012
lmfao
"Give it to me!!" she sreams. "I'm getting f.u.cking wet!!!" she yells ...... All while i sit here holding the umbrella .. Woah!!! What were you thinking it was?!?!?! -gasps- You perv, I know what you were thinking!!
23 Dec, 2012
answer to my inbox
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14 Dec, 2012
i got arrested
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years
08 Dec, 2012
young and wild and free lyrics
So what we get drunk? So what we smoke weed? We’re just having fun We don’t care who sees So what we go out? That’s how it's supposed to be Living young and wild and free [Verse 1: Wiz Khalifa] Uh, Uh huh So what I keep ‘em rolled up? Saggin’ my pants, not caring what I show Keep it real with my niggas Keep it player for these h**s And look clean don't it? Washed it the other day, watch how you lean on it Give me some 501 jeans on it Roll joints bigger than King Kong’s fingers And smoke them h**s down ’til they stingers You a class clown and if I skip for the day I’m with your b**** smokin’ grade A [Verse 1: Snoop Dogg] You know what? It’s like I’m 17 again Peach fuzz on my face Lookin’, on the case Tryna find a hella taste Oh my god, I’m on the chase, Chevy It's gettin’ kinda heavy, relevant, sellin’ it Dippin’ away, time keeps slippin’ away Zip in the safe, flippin’ for pay Tippin’ like I’m drippin’ in paint Up front, four blunts, like, “Khalifa put the weed in a J” [Hook] [Verse 2: Wiz Khalifa] And I don't even care Cause if me and my team in there There's gonna be some weed in the air Tell 'em Mac [Verse 2: Snoop Dogg] Blowin' everywhere we goin' and now you knowin' When I step right up, get my lighter so I can light up [Wiz Khalifa] That's how it should be done Soon as you thinkin' you're down Find how to turn things around Now things are lookin' up [Snoop Dogg] From the ground up, pound up, this Taylor Gang So turn my sound up and mount up and do my thang [Wiz Khalifa] Now I'm chillin', fresh outta class, feelin' Like I'm on my own and I could probably own a building Got my own car, no job, no children Had a science project, me and Mac killed it [Snoop Dogg] T-H-C, M-A-C, D-E-V, H-D-3, high as me This is us, we gon' fuss And we gon' fight and we gon' roll And live off life [Hook] [Bridge: Wiz Khalifa] Yeah, roll one, smoke one When you live like this you’re supposed to party R
08 Dec, 2012
pass it on
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22 Oct, 2012
coming in hot -hollywood undead
If you got jack in your cup, Go raise it up [x3] If you ain't got enough, Go fill it up [x3] [Chorus] I'm gonna chase this whiskey with Patrón, I wanna girl on my lap and a jägerbomb; I'm comin' in hot, you heard me And I'ma make it rain on the girl who serves me I drink a fifth of vodka till it's gone And if it feels so good then it can't be wrong I'm comin' in hot, you heard me And we be taking shots and if not you nerdy We only leave a pre-party to go party some more I'm already s*** faced before I walk in the door This girls rubbin on my leg, I never met he before And now she's making her way down to my gentleman sword Might be the Mugs talking or the shots of patron But these b****es look like models and there ready to bone I'll take 'em back to my parents' house, we'll be home alone Slapin chicks and have 'em yelling like Macaulay Culkin She's tearing it up Yeah she's dancing her a** off This girls like a Mac the way she's riding my laptop I'm trying to get my rocks off so don't try to cockblock I'll grab my sawed off and I'll blow your cock off You know we drink so much We getting drunk for weeks We drink so much goose, We turning into geese Me and my crew flap a V through VIP These b****es play my skin flute like they're Kenny G [Chorus] [Hook] If you got jack in your cup, go raise it up If you ain't got enough, go fill it up If you had too much, don't throw it up And if you ain't got s***, throw your hands up Yo, I rolled up drunk on my razor Fuck all the haters, packing a fat flask of Jager And I'm drinking acres, don't need a chaser Ordered a couple mind erasers Got the party favors save her for later I'm a team player take your shots like the Lakers Strike out the gators, yes I'm a gangster And I got more ice on my neck then a glacier Now it's time to blaze'er Who's got the papers? I heard three's an after party up at John Mayer's Hope it's a kegger, no but it's catered ‘bou
22 Oct, 2012
everywhere i go- hollywood undead
[Charlie Scene] Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show (b****) Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show [Verse 1 - Charlie Scene] Wake up Grab beer Grab rear Shave beard Put on some scene gear Gotta get drunk before my mom wakes up Break-up with my girlfriend so I can bang s***s I'm undead, unfed Been sleeping on bunk beds Since ten So if I don't booze it, I'm gonna lose it Everybody get to it, do it, get ruined [Chorus - Deuce:] Let's get this party started Let's keep them 40's poppin So just get buzzed and stay f***ed up We'll keep them panties droppin [x2] [Verse 2 - Charlie Scene] When I start drinking My d*** does all my thinking Hoes want to be scene with me And I like their big fake t**ties D-Cups with extra filling Take it out let me lick it quickly Calm down it's just a hickie I'll blame it on this whisky sipping gets me tipsy Drink fast and enjoy your buzz Take back streets to avoid the fuzz I wanna take you home but your friends won't let ya' I got a 40 in my Ford Fiesta Buy beer Or pay the rent My signing bonus was quickly spent So I'll beat my meat like I'm a f***in' butcher And I'll punk the p**** like I'm Ashton Kutcher! [Chorus x2] [Verse 3 - Charlie Scene] Let's get this party jumpin' Let's see some 40 chuggin' I wanna see your booty rubbing against my d*** when I start buzzin' Come on girls I wanna see you drinkin' I wanna see your brain start shrinkin' Make a move I saw you winkin' Drunken pussies what I'm thinkin' I don't give a f*** if you're drunk or not Turn it up loud feel the ambiance Grab 2 ho's and do some body shots I wanna party all night until they call the cops Fuck a wristband lets all do a keg stand I'm like Cheech with out the Chong Hittin up the beer bong When the cops show up Their gonna get the finger And i don't give a f*** Cuz I'm the designated drin
22 Oct, 2012
christmas in hollywood-hollywood undead
[Funnyman as Santa Claus] [Tha Producer and Charlie Scene] [Chorus:] It's Christmas in Hollywood Santa's back up in the hood So meet me under the mistletoe lets f*** It's Chanukah in Inglewood the dradles spinning in the hood so meet me by the manura lets get drunk [Charlie Scene and J-dog] J J J Just a little story about last Christmas About some bad kids who were full of wishes We gave some gifts and then we gave some lovin The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin Little Timmy stole from 7-11 So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin But there was still some bad kids who deserved some presents Zack got caught with a bottle of jack So we slipped down his chimney with an 18 pack He didn't leave cookies but we needed a snack So we took the beer back and I FUCKED HIM IN THE ASS!!! It's Charlie Scene got egg nog in my flask The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped Like oh my god is that saint nick Kids give me your list like its the 25th Been accused of being a bad kid But I get presents as is Cause MRS. Clause just myspace'd me I blew off a date on Christmas eve. So I don't give a f*** if your naughty or nice You might still get a Rolly (rolex) and a gang on ice So write your list and never have no fear Have a Hollywood Christmas and an Undead new year!!!! FUCK YEAH!!! [The Server and Da Kurlzz] bout to serve it up for for all you boys and girls. good kids, bad and even Da Kurlzz. we were chillin at home and deckin the halls. so I checked my phone and Santa had called. he said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve. he said that his jolly a** needed some help. he said Christmas aint a gang but a way of life. "if you guide my sleigh, I'll let you f*** my wife." so we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle, funnier than f*** you can ask Chris Kringle. so we all took flight but something was fishy. he asked for road head and started to ki
22 Oct, 2012
hollywood undead -bullet
[Chorus] My legs are dangling off the edge The bottom of the bottle is my only friend I think I slit my wrists again And I'm gone gone gone gone My legs are dangling off the edge A stomach full of pills didn't work again I put a bullet in my head And I'm gone gone gone gone Gone too far yeah I'm gone again It's gone on too long tell you how it ends I'm sitting on the edge with my two best friends One's a bottle of pills, and one's a bottle of gin I'm 20 storeys up yeah, up at the top I polish off this bottle now it's pushing me off Asphalt to me has never looked so soft I bet my momma found my letter now she's calling the cops I gotta take this opportunity before I miss it Cos now I hear the sirens and they're off in the distance Believe me when I tell you that I've been persistent Cos I'm more scarred more scarred than my wrist is I've been trying too long with too dull of a knife But tonight I made sure that I sharpened it twice I never bought a suit before in my life But when you go to meet god you know you wanna look nice So if I survive then I'll see you tomorrow, yeah I'll see you tomorrow [Chorus] My legs are dangling off the edge The bottom of the bottle is my only friend I think I slit my wrists again And I'm gone gone gone gone My legs are dangling off the edge A stomach full of pills didn't work again I put a bullet in my head And I'm gone gone gone gone We hit the sky, there goes the light No more sun why's it always night When you can't sleep well you can't dream When you can't dream well what's life mean We feel little pity but don't empathise The older getting older watch a young man die A mother and a son and someone you know Smile at each other and realise they don't You don't know what happened to that kid you raised Or what happened to the father, who swore he'd stay I didn't know cos you didn't say Now momma feels guilt yeah momma feels pain But you were yo
21 Oct, 2012
idk
What would you do if? 1. I was right next to you: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. I started smoking: 5. I was hospitalized: 6. I was drunk: 7. I hugged u: 8. I asked you to leave: 9. I asked you out: What do you think about my? 10. Personality: 11. Eyes: 12. Hair: 13. Body: Would you? 14. Be my friend? 15. Keep a secret if i told you one? 16. Kiss me? 17. Go on a date with me? 18. Keep in touch? 19. Date me? 20. Have s** with me? Have you ever? 21. Lied to make me feel better? 22. Wanted to kiss me? 23. Wanted to bite me? 24. Kept something important from me? 25. Wanted to cuddle with me? More. 26. Who are you? 27. Are we friends? 28. When and how did we meet? 29. Describe me in one word: 30. What was your first impression? 31. What reminds you of me? 32. If you could give me anything what would it be? 33. How well do you know me? 34. When's the last time you saw me? 35. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 36. Are you gonna post this so you can see what I say about you?
02 Aug, 2012
AC/DC - TNT
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi See me ride out of the sunset On your colour TV screen, Out for all that I can get If you know what I mean, Women to the left of me, And women to the right, Ain't got no g** Ain't got no knife Don't you start no fight Cause I'm T.N.T. I'm dynamite T.N.T. and I'll win the fight T.N.T. I'm a power load T.N.T. watch me explode I'm dirty, mean, and mighty unclean I'm a wanted man, Public enemy number one Understand, So lock up your daughter, Lock up your wife, Lock up your back door, And run for your life, The man is back in town Don't you mess me around Cause I'm T.N.T. I'm dynamite T.N.T. and I'll win the fight T.N.T. I'm a power load T.N.T. watch me explode T.N.T. oi, oi, oi T.N.T. oi, oi, oi T.N.T. oi, oi, oi T.N.T. oi, oi, oi T.N.T. I'm dynamite (oi, oi, oi) T.N.T. And I'll win the fight, (oi, oi, oi) T.N.T. I'm a power load (oi, oi, oi) T.N.T. Watch me explode
02 Aug, 2012
thumbs up
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31 Jul, 2012
when your pissed off
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27 Jul, 2012
insane wolf lyrics
hey i just bit you and now you crazy cause im infeccted and gave you rabbies
29 Jun, 2012
friends and homies
FRIENDS: Never ask for food HOMIES: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. HOMIES: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. HOMIES: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fu*ked up...but that sh*t was fun!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. HOMIES: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. HOMIES: Keep your sh*t so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. HOMIES: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. HOMIES: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. HOMIES: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are for a while. HOMIES: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. HOMIES: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "b*tch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!" FRIENDS: Will talk sh*t to the person who talks sh*t about you. HOMIES: Will knock them the sh*t out of them!!
29 Jun, 2012
"2011 coupkes"
"2011 couples" 98% marry their 7-12th grade sweethearts & because you opened this.... You will get A good talk tomorrow by the person you love or like! & it will also be the best day of your life! Do not break this chain Repost this as "2011 couples" You' ve got 1 minute
08 Jun, 2012
my life
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05 Jun, 2012
Do you love someone enough to do this?
Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back,you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soul mate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. Repost with t**le: Do you love someone enough to do this?
04 May, 2012
ROFL
1. F_ _K 2. PU_S_ 3. S_X 4. P_N_S 5. BOO_S 6. _ _NDOM Answers: 1. FORK 2. PULSE 3. SIX 4. PANTS 5. BOOKS 6. RANDOM
22 Apr, 2012
i would do this for my girl
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug! Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe (in the paper the next day) : A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this and the love of your life will relize they feel the same DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life Guys Post This As "I would do this for my girl " Girls Post This As "All Boys aren't j***s"
22 Apr, 2012
typing
typing your name-dakota typing your name with your eyes closed-dakoita typing your name with your elbows-dakora typing your name with your eyes closed-dakta slaming your face down on the keyboard-njhuy b
21 Apr, 2012
16 things
1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep they always think about the girl they truly care about 2) Guys are more emotional then you think if they loved you at one point it takes them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they arent with you 3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile ( : 4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to 5) Giving a guy a hanging messa?ge like "You know what uh...never mind....." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking and he'll a**ume he did something wrong and he'll obsess over it 6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. you don'???t need to give advic?e 7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU LOVE THEM! 9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he really likes you 10) If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with you 11) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something 12)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day 13)No guy can handle all his problems on his own He's just too stubborn to admit it 14)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE! Just because ONE is RUDE doesn't mean he represents ALL of them 15) WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE 16) Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life -Everything said in this bulletin is true -Ladies, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your dreams -Guys, if you don't repost this in 1 hr then you will lose the girl of your life POST AS : 16 things
04 Dec, 2011
BRIAN
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