30 Sep, 2012

teenage post #6534

Scary movies don't scare me...5 missed calls from mom scares me O.o

30 Sep, 2012

teenager post #6618

I want to write "I miss you" on a rock and throw it at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you.

08 Sep, 2012

So true...

Dear "cool people", They didn't name a candy after you, did they? Sincerely, Nerds.

07 Sep, 2012

Teenager Post #4073

Cashier: Have a nice day :) Me: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!

12 Aug, 2012

This goes to several people

Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside.

12 Aug, 2012

Lol!!!!!!

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.

12 Aug, 2012

Teenager Post #2945

The awkward moment when you realize Dora the Explorer, who is 5, has more freedom than you.

06 Jul, 2012

people

Sometimes I feel like I hate people. They say the dumbest stuff, do the dumbest things, and are obviously hanging out with even dumber people. They lie, cheat, steal, and act fake. I'm tired of running into people who are like that. I try to act civilized and polite, but it's difficult when people are acting immature. I'm 15 years old, going into high school, and act way more responsible and mature than most older teens and adults do. Some people really need to face the music and grow up.

28 Jun, 2012

HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL

HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL. WELL FIRST LOOK DOWN.BECAUSE U OPENED THIS U WILL GET KISSED ON FRIDAY BY A PERSON THAT THINKS,UR CUTE,UR PRETTY,or by someone that you like.AND TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!BREAK IT AND YOU WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!"REPOST SAYING "HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL

27 Jun, 2012

Just a little bit about me...

1. Had Max? Yes 2. Bought Condoms? Nope 3. Gotten Pregnant? Nope 4. Failed A Class? Nope 5. Kissed A Boy? Yes 6. Kissed A Girl? yes 7. Used A Little Paper Bag For Lunch? Nope 8. Had A Job? Yes 9. Slipped On Ice? Yes 10. Missed The School Bus? Yes 11. Left The House Without My Wallet? no 12. Bullied Someone On The Internet? No 13. Maxted? Yes 14. Had Max In Public? Nope 15. Played On A Sports Team? no 16. Smoked Weed? Yes 17. Smoked Cigarettes? Yes 18. Smoked A Cigar? Nope 19. Drank Alcohol? Yes 20. Watched “The Breakfast Club”? Yes...best movie ever!!! 21. Been Overweight? Nope 22. Been Underweight? Nope 23. Had An Eating Disorder? yes 24. Been To A Wedding? Yes 25. Made Fun Of Someone For Being Fat? No 26. Been On The Computer For 5 Hours Straight? Yes 27. Watched TV For 5 Hours Straight? Yes 28. Been Late For Work? Nope 29. Been Late For School? Yes 30. Kissed In The Rain? Yes 31. Showered With Someone Else? No...I wish 32. Failed My Drivers Test? Nope 33. Ran A Mile In Less Than 10 Minutes? yes 34. Been Outside My Home Country? Yes 35. Been On A Road Trip Longer Than 5 Hours? Yes 36. Had Lice? No 37. Gotten My Heart Broken? Yes 38. Had A Credit Card? Nope 39. Been To A Professional Sports Game? yes 40. Broken A Bone? Nope 41. Been Unhappy About My Weight? Yes 42. Won A Trophy? Yes 43. Cut Myself? Yes 44. Had An STD? Nope 45. Got Engaged? Nope 46. Been On A Diet? Yes 47. Tried Out To Be On A TV Show? Nope 48. Rode In A Taxi? yes 49. Been To Prom? Nope 50. Played A Drinking Game? Yes 51. Stayed Up For 24 Hours Or More? Nope 52. Been To A Concert? Nope 53. Had A Three-Some? Nope 54. Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Max? Yes 55. Been In A Car Accident? no 56. Had Braces? Nope 57. Learned Another Language? yes 58. Killed An Animal? Nope 59. Been At A Yard Sale? Yes

08 Jun, 2012

2012 couples

98% marry their 7-12th grade sweethearts & because you opened this.... You will get A good talk tomorrow by the person you love or like! & it will also be the best day of your life! Do not break this chain Repost this as "2012 couples" You' ve got 1 minute

07 Jun, 2012

:( this is terrible :(

My name is jeniffer I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I werent ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now Im starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "Im sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is jeniffer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and dont pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be Alone heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected

08 May, 2012

hmmm...

1(X) Smoked A Cigarette 2(X ) Kissed A Member Of The Same s** 3(X) Are / Been In Love 4(X) Dumped someone 5( ) Been In A Fist Fight 6(X) Had A Crush On A Person Older Than You 7( ) Skipped Class 8(X) Seen Someone / Something Die 9( ) Had A Crush On One Of Your deviantart Friends 10(X) Been On A Plane 11( )Thrown Up From Drinking 12(X) Eaten Sushi 13( ) Been in a Mosh Pit 14(X) Been In An Abusive Relationship (Verbally Abusive) 15(X) Taken Pain Killers 16(X) Liked/loved Someone Who You Can't Have 17( ) Gone mudding 18( ) Killed A Snake 19( ) Stolen 20(X) Been cheated on 21(X) Been Misunderstood 22( ) Been Suspended From School 23( ) Had Detention 24( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident 25(X) Hated The Way You Look 26( X) Witnessed A Crime 27( ) Pole Danced 28(X) Felt Like You Were Dying 29(X) Cried Yourself To Sleep 30( ) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins 31(X) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't 32(X) Made Prank Phone Calls 33(X) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose 34(X) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube 35( ) Kicked A Fish 36(X) Worn The Opposite s** Clothes 37(X) Sat On A Roof Top 38(X) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs 39( ) Gone Streaking 40( ) Visited someone in Jail 41(X) Played Chicken 42(X) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger 43( ) Broken A Bone 44( ) Made A **** Video/got asked to make one 45(X) Laughed So Hard You Cried 46(X) Cried So Hard You Laughed 47(X) Mooned/Flashed Someone 48(X) Had Someone Moon/Flash You 49( ) Cheated On A Test 50( ) Gone Skinny Dipping 51( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House 52( ) Black-Mailed Someone 53(X) Been Black-Mailed 54(X) Been Used 55(X) Fell Going Up The Stairs 56( ) Licked A Cat 57(X) Bitten Someone 58(X) Licked Someone 59( ) Been shot at/or at g**point 60( ) Flattened someones tires

07 May, 2012

this is true....

That girl with the "baby bump" was raped by a stranger. That "fake girl" that wears to much makeup, she's hiding the scars from her daddy. That girl everyone calls "anorexic" doesn't have food on the table. That "r****" you make fun of, was abuse at 3 years old. Why do you judge the people who have done nothing to you? The Girl you just called fat? She has been starving herself & has lost over 30lbs. The Boy you just called stupid? He has a learning disability & studies over 4hrs a night. The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The Boy you just tripped? He is abused daily at home. There's a lot more to people than you think.All of us have a thousand wishes. To be thinner, to be bigger, have more money, have a cool car, a day off, a new phone, to date the person of your dreams. A cancer patient only has one wish, to beat cancer. I know that 97% of you won't post this as your status, but my friends will be the 3% that do.

07 May, 2012

plz

someone message me....I'm bored

07 May, 2012

Age Shouldn't Matter

Boy: whats up Girl: nm you Boy: i got my G.E.D. Girl: OMG!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU Boy: yeah thnx Girl: i have to tell you something Boy: go ahead Girl: well i love you. i always have i cared about you and your always in my heart Boy: thats cool i love you too but your too young your 14 and i'm 17 Girl: but i love you, age shouldn't matter Boy: i know u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age Girl: i just thought......(crying she logs off) The next day the boy turns on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrists and wrote on the wall "Age never matters" The boy then receives a call from the girl he chose and she says "I'm leaving you for the one i love. That night the boy hangs himself and writes on the wall "She's right. Age doesn't matter. I love you and always will. iF YOU AGREE THAT AGE SHOULDN'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM THEN RE POST THIS AS "Age Shouldn't Matter" and.. A miracle will happen at 11:11

12 Apr, 2012

lol

1. F_ _K 2. PU_S_ 3. S_X 4. P_N_S 5. BOO_S 6. _ _NDOM Answers: 1. FORK 2. PULSE 3. SIX 4. PANTS 5. BOOKS 6. RANDOM

10 Apr, 2012

Good morning!! ;)

good morning everyone!!!! anybody wanna message me? ;)

09 Apr, 2012

I slapped a cocain addict because I'm crazy like that!!!!!

1 (Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on: 01 - a taco 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y beast

29 Sep, 2011

lol!!!!

From: DevDog98 Date: Sep 29 2011 8:05PM Subject: RE: ??? (-_0) ninja eye....look at it...looooook aaaattttt iiitttt... I SAID LOOK AT IT!!

24 Sep, 2011

I am an...

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23 Sep, 2011

hmmmm...

3 questions 1 chance. 3 honest answers. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 3 questions. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you

03 Sep, 2011

Who?

MARRY ME 4 A WEEK WHO EVER sends a message back saying "i do" is ur husband/wife its just 4 FUN! so dont trip! lets c how many ppl will marry me 4 fun!!! repost and see how many ppl want to marry you! Haha youd be surprised

02 Sep, 2011

apples

don't eat apples: apples= health health= looks looks= partners partners= aids aids= death apples

15 Aug, 2011

IF YOU LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?

Honestly ... If u really like someone right now, and miss them at this moment, and cant get them out of ur head, and you think about them ALL the time, then repost this t**led "? IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?" within one minute. They will surprise u ...

15 Aug, 2011

:( awww that's sad

One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." If u post this on a bulletin in 5 minutes someone special will message or call you.!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! put this in your blog within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur love.!!!!!!!!!!

15 Aug, 2011

hahaha!!!!!

s** is like math. .u add the bed .subtract the clothes .divide the legs .leave your solution .and pray you dont multiply post this right after u read it

15 Aug, 2011

awwwww

Girl: Why doesnt he like me..? Boy: I'm sure he does... Girl: I try to be perfect Boy: He doesnt need perfect... Girl: I just want to tell him Boy: Yea I think you should Girl: Okay, I will..thanx for the help, I'll talk to you later Boy: ...okay...bye Girl: (goes home to call boy) Boy: walks home, dissapointed & broken Boy: (sees answering machine blinking ...pushes play...girl's voice comes on) Girl: I just wanted to tell you... I just thought you should know... (long pause) I love you Boy: (whispers) I love you too....

05 Aug, 2011

this isn't a joke

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her one year old son. People call her a s***, no one knows she was raped at 13 . People call another guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be obese. People call an old man ugly . No one knows he had a serious injury fighting for our country in the war . Post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 99% of you won't.

11 Jul, 2011

Fake friends, real friends

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents mom & dad FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin;Dang...... that was fun! FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: walk in without knocking like they live there FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out. FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

10 Jul, 2011

This is me

1. Name: skyler 2. Birthday: september 13th, 1997 3. Birthplace: 4. Current Location: West Virginia 5. Eye Color: hazel 6. Height: 5'5 7. Right or Left Handed: right 8. The Shoes You Wore Today: flip flops 9. Your most Overused Phrase: grrrrrrr 10. Thoughts First Waking Up: wow, what a dream!! ;) 11. Your Best Physical Feature: b***s 12. Your Bedtime: whenever 13. Your Most Missed Memory: none 14. Your Fears: being raped 15. Your Weakness: no idea 16. Perfect Pizza: pepperoni 17. Thoughts Before Going To bed: guys 18. Your Cravings: ice cream 19. Single/Taken?: taken 20. Pepsi or Coke: coke 21. MacDonald or Burger King: Mickey D's 22. Single or Group Dates: single dates, unless it's with my bestie. 23. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea 24. Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate 25. Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee 26. Do you Smoke: No 27. Do you Swear: not really 28. Do you Sing: I LOVE SINGING!!! 29. Do you Shower Daily: yes 30. Have you Been in Love: yes 31. Going to College?: yes 32. Going to get Married: yes 33. Believe in yourself: not really. I'm kinda negative 34. Get Motion Sickness: nope 35. Think you are Attractive: no. But I've heard i am 36. Are you a Health Freak: i can be 37. Get along with your Parents: sometimes 38. Like Thunderstorms: yes 39. Play an Instrument: no 40. Drank Alcohol: yes 41. Smoked: once 42. Been on Drugs: never 43. Gone on a Date: yea 44. Gone to a Mall: yeah 45. Eaten a box of Oreos: nope 46. Eaten Sushi: yes, and YUCK!!!!! 47. Been on Stage: ya 48. Been Dumped: nope 49. Went Skinny Dipping : no, I want to though 50. Stolen Anything: nope 51. Ever been Drunk:

05 Jul, 2011

what color am I? Message me the answer?

Single or not put this on ur profile and see what color people inbox you. Black: i want a relationship with u Blue: ur hott Purple: i'd tap that Pink: i want to kiss u Yellow: i love u Green: i miss u Red: i'd marry u Orange: i'm fallin for u White: ur sweet&cute Grey: i really like u Silver: i think about u all the time Brown: we need to talk mOre

05 Jul, 2011

what would u do? Message me the answer

Would you...? [] Push me into a wall and kiss me? [] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [] Slap Me? [] Slap me if i asked you to? [] Kiss Me? [] Let Me Kiss You? [] Watch A Movie With Me? [] Take Me Home For The Night? [] Take Me With You? [] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [] Let Me Make You Breakfast? [] Make me breakfast? [] Stick Up For Me if I Was Being Put Down? [] Instant Message Me? [] Greet Me In Public? [] Hang Out With Me? [] Bring Me Around Your Friends? [] Fall in love with me? [] Like me? [] Love me? [] Go out with me?

05 Jul, 2011

HI

?/ /?This? Is BOB Copy And Paste Him So He / \ Can Take Over MostFunGames!! hahahaha

01 Jul, 2011

Boys aren't jerks

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug! Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe (in the paper the next day) : A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this and the love of your life will relize they feel the same DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life Guys Post This As "I would do this for my girl " Girls Post This As "Boys aren't j***s

18 Jun, 2011

If ur brave...

IF YOU'RE BRAVE..copy this and see how people rate you. . 1: Crazy. 2: I'd marry you. 3: Talkative. 4: Sarcastic. 5: lovable. 6: Clubhead. 7: Moody. 8: Dumb. 9: Spoiled. 10: Mouthy. 11: Random. 12: Hot. 13: Funny.

15 May, 2011

abortion

MONTH 1:MOMMY IM ONLY 4 INCHES LONG MONTH 2:MOMMY I LOVE YOUR VOICE ITS A SWEET LULLABY MONTH 3:MOMMY I JUST FOUND OUT IM A BOY!AREN'T YOU GLAD MONTH 4: MOMMY I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SUCK MY THUMB!I GET A LOT OF EXCERCISE!I CAN TUEN MY HEAD AND STRETCH MONTH 5:MOMMY WHY ARE YOU CRYING?IT MAKES ME CRY TOO!SEE I CRY EVEN THOUGHT YOU CAN'T SEE ME MONTH 6:MOMMY THAT DOCTOR LIED TO YOU;I AM REAL!i DON'T LIKE THAT DOCTOR AT ALL! MONTH 7: I HEAR THAT DOCTOR AGAIN!WHAT'S ABORTION?OW!MOMMY I FEEL A NEEDLE;IT'S BURNING,MOMMY!HELP ME! I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT! MOMMY IT'S OKAY NOW IM IN THE HANDS OF GOD NOW.HE EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT ABORTION IS. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?HOW COULD YOU KILL ME?DIDN'T YOU WANT ME MOMMY? IF YOU THINK ABORTION IS WRONG COPY N PASTE THIS!!

27 Nov, 2009

this is wierd

p?o? ??? p???ds ??oo? s? s??? ?u??? no? ?? ??s?d pu? ?do?

15 Jun, 2009

i love you so much

Girl: Did I ever cross in your mind? Boy: No. Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really. Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No. Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No. Girl: Choose - Me or your life? Boy: My life. The girl runs away in shock and pain, and the boy runs after her, then he says... The reason you never cross in my mind is because you're always on my mind.. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.. and The reason I choose my life is because YOU ARE MY LIFE... If you would say the same thing (being a girl or boy), copy this and put it on your profile