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I'm British (English/Scottish) and into anime, video games, heavy metal, reading, etc. studying game design in at university in London. I guess that's about it really! Always happy to chat.
|Username :||skullkid 324|
|First Name :||James|
|Last Name :||Johnston|
|Member Since :||04 Jun, 2008|
31 Dec, 2014
You see a lot of profile "hacks" on this site from friends that love the profile owner so so much etc. I wonder how many of those are hacks and how many are people pretending they have friends?
26 Dec, 2011
Had I the heavens embroided cloth, Enwrought with golden and silver light, The blue and the dim and the dark cloths, Of night and light and the half light, I would spread the cloths under your feet: But I, being poor, have only dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softly, for you tread on my dreams.
22 Dec, 2011
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29 Jan, 2011
Judas Priest - Battle Hymn/One Shot at Glory
Let me hear the battle cry Calling on the wind Let me see the banners fly Before the storm begins Let me feel the spirits soar Destroy the enemy Striking at the evil core For all the world to see This day will last forever Deep in the hearts of men Courage and victory Remember, remember One Shot At Glory In the crossfire overhead Fate stands before me Words have all been said One Shot At Glory Driving hard and seeing red Destiny calls me One night of fire One Shot At Glory Fighting on with dignity In life and death we deal The power and the majesty Amidst the blood and steel I still hear the battle cry The call goes on and on I still see the banners fly The battle's always won
26 Dec, 2010
xD Some thing I saw on some chicks profile
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07 Feb, 2010
Search for the answers I knew all along I lost myself, we all fall down Never the wiser of what I've become Alone I stand a broken man All I have is one last chance I wont turn my back on you Take my hand drag me down If you fall then I will too And I can't save what's left of you Say something new I have nothing left I can't face the dark without you There's nothing left to lose The fighting never ends I can't face the dark without you Follow me under and pull me apart I understand there's nothing left Pain so familiar and close to the heart No more, no last I wont forget Come back down save your self I can't find my way to you And I can't bare and face the truth Say something new I have nothing left I can't face the dark without you There's nothing left to lose The fighting never ends I can't face the dark without you I wanted to forget I'm trying to forget Dont leave me here again I'm with you forever, the end Say something new I have nothing left I can't face the dark without you There's nothing left to lose The fighting never ends I can't face the dark without you Holding the hand that hold's me down I forgive, forget you, the end Holding the hand that hold's me down I forgive you, forget you, the end
04 Jan, 2010
I love you
Nah im not gonna get mad babe lol Sorry i got on here im just missing you like crazy and i feel bad for not coming on when i got up me and my mom got ina fight... ugh anyways get on baby!! I love you<333 Loves Your Sammy<333 xD
02 Jan, 2010
Haha Its me James ^_^ I just wanted to say hey baby and that I love you more then anything!! Hope youre sleeping well and ill talk to you when you wake up my love<333 Youre my life, and my everything<33 I love YOU James!! <33
15 Nov, 2009
I carry with me all the love that you give You brought me serenity - a reason to live Our life is a journey That we took from the start We made all these memories together I can remember The first time that we met The feelings you gave to me - I'll never forget I knew from that moment When our love first began We'd last till the end of time forever And though there were bad times We stood by each other And did what we had to get through You live in my heart - when you're far away I see you in dreams - where I hear you say I'm with you forever in true love By light of the day - and stars above Andwhen there were bad times We held on each other To face what we had to get through You live in my heart - when you're far away I see you in dreams - when i hear you say Look up to heaven - and I'll be there Still guiding my heart Still saying our prayer
29 Oct, 2009
Why do u love if u lose at the end.When u live u died at the end.Their is point to live and to love.Everyone thinks love is going to be on forever.The world is already changing girls in love with girls.Boys in love with boys. Cause of all this their will be no more kids.Then no more life.So we should just end this world.Insead of waiting till it ends.You may think your going to be ready but your never ready till it ends.
19 Oct, 2009
Slipknot - Diluted
I'm cold, I'm ugly I'm always confused by everything I can stare into a thousand eyes But every smile hides a bold-faced lie It itches, it seethes, it festers and breathes My heros are dead, they died in my head Thin out the herd, squeeze out the pain Something inside me has opened up again Thoughts of me exemplified All the little flaws I have denied Forget today, forget whatever happened Everyday I see a little more of overall deficiencies I'm nothing short of being one complete catastrophe What the hell - did I - do to deserve - all of this?(2x) I save all the bullets from ignorant minds Your insults get stuck in my teeth as they grind Way past good taste, on our way to bad omens I decrease, while my symptoms increase God what the f*** is wrong You act like you knew it all along Your timing s***s, your silence is a blessing All I ever wanted out of you was something you could never be Now take a real good look at What you've f***ing done to me What the hell - did I - do to deserve - all of this?(2) Gimme any reason why I'd need you, boy Gimme any reason why I'd need you Gimme any reason why I'd need you Gimme any reason not to f*** you up Gimme any reason why I'd need you, b**** Gimme any reason why I'd need you Gimme any reason why I'd need you Gimme any reason not to f*** you up I see you in me(8x) I keep my scars from prying eyes Incapable of ever knowing why Somebody breathe, I've got to have an answer Why am I so fascinated by bigger pictures, better things But I don't care what you think You'll never understand me What the hell - did I - do to deserve - all of this?(4x) f***
08 Sep, 2009
Slipknot - Wherein Lies Continues
THOU SHALT NOT Kill your Fathers - Destroy another Life Question everything we clung to for years Live Forever - Design a Better Death Confuse a liar with a savior from fear Create a Myth and Separate the Chosen Ones Adolescent Independence / Dominion I only wanna believe in f***in' anything But now my conscience is contradicting everything THE ENDING'S THE SAME / THE WORLD WILL NOT CHANGE THE ANSWER IS CLEAR… Tell your Mothers they have no Sons or Daughters Blame yourselves because your Children are Mine We are Orphans, but we are not Forgotten And we will find a way to save us this time We can run, but we are tired of running We're dropping seconds in a glass 'til we die We only wanna believe in f***in' everything But we're alive and we're not accepting anything THE ENDING'S THE SAME / THE WORLD WILL NOT CHANGE THE ANSWER IS CLEAR… ANNIHILATION I won't control or restrain things I do not understand Now I realize I'm STRONGER BETTER They gave to me now I give to you the means to burn the thoughts I had Now I realize I'm STRONGER BETTER MORE WE HAVE TO SAVE OURSELVES I will never become another piece Inside the Paralytic Construct I hate Live Forever? Well, I would rather die At least I'd know I wasn't theirs to create This is yours, but you had better choose Before they take away your right to decide I guess I'll never believe in f***in' anything But my solace is I CAN HANDLE EVERYTHING THE ENDING'S THE SAME / THE WORLD WILL NOT CHANGE THE ANSWER IS CLEAR… OBLITERATION I won't control or restrain things I do not understand Now I realize I'm STRONGER BETTER They gave to me now I give to you the means to burn the thoughts I had Now I realize I'm STRONGER BETTER I won't control or restrain things I do not understand Now I realize I'm STRONGER BETTER They gave to me now I give to you the means to burn the thoughts I had Now I realize I'm STRONGER BETTER MORE WE H
03 Sep, 2009
Green Day - See the Light
Well I crossed the river Fell into the sea Where the non-believers Go beyond belief Then I scratched the surface In the mouth of hell Running out of service In the blood I fell Well I, I just want to see the light And I, I don't want to lose my sight Well I, I just want to see the light And I need to know what's worth the fight I've been wasted Pills and alcohol And I've been chasing Down the pool halls Then I drank the water From a hurricane And I set a fire Just to see the flame Well I, I just want to see the light And I, I don't want to lose my sight Well I, I just want to see the light And I need to know what's worth the fight Well I crossed the desert Reaching higher ground Then I pound the pavement To take the liars down But it's gone forever But never too late Where the ever after Is in the hands of fate Well I, I just want to see the light And I, I don't want to lose my sight Well I, I just want to see the light And I need to know what's worth the fight
27 Jun, 2009
98% of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. if u r one of the 2% that does, then copy and paste this in ur profile. ~G.
16 Jun, 2009
This is the end Beautiful friend This is the end My only friend, the end Of our elaborate plans, the end Of everything that stands, the end No safety or surprise, the end Ill never look into your eyes...again Can you picture what will be So limitless and free Desperately in need...of some...strangers hand In a...desperate land Lost in a roman...wilderness of pain And all the children are insane All the children are insane Waiting for the summer rain, yeah Theres danger on the edge of town Ride the kings highway, baby Weird scenes inside the gold mine Ride the highway west, baby Ride the snake, ride the snake To the lake, the ancient lake, baby The snake is long, seven miles Ride the snake...hes old, and his skin is cold The west is the best The west is the best Get here, and well do the rest The blue bus is callin us The blue bus is callin us Driver, where you taken us The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on He took a face from the ancient gallery And he walked on down the hall He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he Paid a visit to his brother, and then he He walked on down the hall, and And he came to a door...and he looked inside Father, yes son, I want to kill you Mother...i want to...fuck you Cmon baby, take a chance with us Cmon baby, take a chance with us Cmon baby, take a chance with us And meet me at the back of the blue bus Doin a blue rock On a blue bus Doin a blue rock Cmon, yeah Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill This is the end Beautiful friend This is the end My only friend, the end It hurts to set you free But youll never follow me The end of laughter and soft lies The end of nights we tried to die This is the end
11 Jun, 2009
1. What is your name: James 2. A four letter word: Hate 3. A girl's name: Samantha 4. A Boys name: Bruce 5. An occupation: Soldier 7. Something you wear: Camo 8. A food: Pork 9. Something found in the bathroom: My blood. 10. A place: Leeds 11. A reason for being late: Got stabbed 12. Something you shout: Kill me. 13. A movie t**le: Chopper 14. Something you drink: Dr.Pepper 15. A musical group or singer: Slipknot 16. An animal: Jackal <3 17. A street name: Saunders Road 18. A type of car: Jaguar 19. The t**le of a song: The End 20. A school subject: I.T 21. A celebrity: Bruce Willis
06 Jun, 2009
Age never matters
Girl: nm you Boy: i got my G.E.D. Girl: OMG!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU Boy: yeah thnx Girl: i have to tell you something Boy: go ahead Girl: well i love you. i always have i cared aboutyou and your always in my heart Boy: thats cool i love you too but your too young your 14 and i'm 17 Girl: but i love you, age shouldn't matter Boy: i know u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age Girl: i just thought......(crying she logs off) The next day the boy turns on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrists and wrote on the wall "Age never matters" The boy then recives a call from the girl he choseand she says "I'm leaving you for the one i love.'' That night the boy hangshimself and writes on the wall "She's right. Age doesn't matter. I love you and always will.'' iF YOU AGREE THAT AGE SHOULDN'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM THEN REPOST THIS AS "Age Shouldn't Matter" and.. A miracle will happen at 11:11
30 May, 2009
What am I supposed to do now? Reveal to me this ugly thing I must've meddled by your head It's getting out of hand again Nobody sees it, but I can You thought of everything, I bet But did you think that I might die? I haven't really smiled, and I don't know how long you know Something's going to give again, somethings going to give again I try to fight, but did you listen? Even after you're gone, I'm never finished I can never be your God And I don't even think I want the job, anymore. Say something, anything to me. I did believe, but I have doubts So many reasons to hold on Conflicting interest isn't it I guess I'm better off in the end Coz you were always there to blame I havent' felt so bad, and I don't know how long you know I can't get away again, I can't get away again.. I try to fight, but did you listen? Even after you're gone, I'm never finished I can never be your God And I don't even think I want the job, anymore. [x2] What am I supposed to do now? How am I supposed to live now? All I ever did was try, but the story ends So I guess I'll have to die Where am I supposed to go now? Go ahead, and go away [x4] Go away. What am I supposed to do now? How am I supposed to live now? All I ever did was try, but the story ends So I guess I'll have to die What am I supposed to do now? How am I supposed to live now? What am I supposed to do Now? How am I supposed to live Now? How am I supposed to live?
28 May, 2009
Name: James Body: Lil overweight >.< Love: Almost no one. Sayings: Fuck face, jew, f***head, f***s***, cockfuck etc etc. Hair: Brown shoulder length lil curly >.< Eyes: Green sometimes blue sometimes grey. Size: 5'10" Shoes: Size 8 . Song: Tons .The End by The Doors or Til we Die by Slipknot Band: Slipknot Website: Playlist .. Movie: Apoloclypse Now, Die Hard, Sin City City: Leeds!!!
27 May, 2009
where are you? -- Home who are you with? -- Fuck off is there a song stuck in your head? --The End by The Doors are you in a good mood? -- Fuck no what are you craving? -- Violence do you have any plans? -- Fight are you waiting for anything? -- Fight who did you message last? -- Fucking Sammy =/ do you often get alot of nice comments? -- Yeah I guess are you scared of the dark? -- Love it what did you last buy? -- PIE ^_^ what did you last eat? -- PIE ¬¬ what did you last watch on tv? -- Apocolypse Now what time is it? -- 09:29AM are you tired? -- Never am are you listening to any music? -- Always which of your friends has the most style? -- What friends lol =/ what time did you wake up this morning? -- 5AM did you eat breakfast? -- No do looks mean alot to you? -- No do you like music? -- Aye what is your favorite food? -- Lamb do people say your wierd? -- Yeah but then they die do you like random questions? -- Yes are you really that bored? -- Yeah do people say your nice? -- LOL no. what was the last movie you watched? -- Apocolypse Now what was the last game you played? -- Ninety Nine Nights what are you thinking of? -- Killing myself what's your favorite dance song? -- Don't dance what color is your hair? -- Brown where do you usually go shopping? Don't shop are you going anywhere today? -- Your mums bedroom which of your friends makes you laugh? -- Hill what song are you curently listening to? -- Prison Song by System of a Down who was the last person you sent a txt to? -- if you had 3 wishes from a genie what would they be? -- A room full of my favorite g**s, an armor plated school bus with a big engine and a pie
20 May, 2009
Okay. Gonna say this once. I'm not a pedo and Crimson b***erfly (AKA Shyla) needs to stop believing everything she hears. The girl is from like a year ago and I haven't even talked to her in over 5 months 'cause we fell out and the mothers just now read the messages. I didn't "confess" that I was a pedo to the girl 'cause I'm not I'm 14 years old. If you don't believe me I've got friends who've seen me on webcam who can f***ing vouch for me ¬¬
19 May, 2009
pissed so answers could be wrong ¬¬
Y O U ] 1. What's your name ?James 2. Whens your birthday ? November 12th 3. Where were you born? Norwich =D 4. Were you a planned child? The f*** would I know? 5. Eye/ hair colour? brown hair, eyes can be green with red yellow crap or blue or grey 6. Shoe size? 7 7. Piercings? no 8. Tattoo's ? no 9. Wear any jewelry? no 10. How short are you ? 5ft 10 inches 11. How many teeth are in your mouth? The f*** would I know?! 12. Chew your nails? not anymore 13. Hair style? down with curls at the bootom idfk it's natural f*** off. 14. Do you wear glasses? No 15. Have you ever broken a bone? Yeah, fat b****** fell on me lol [ L I F E ] 1. Do you live with both parents? Yeah 2. Do you have any pets? Yes 3. How many siblings do you have? 2 unfortunatly 4. Anybody other then relatives live with you? No 5. Lots of friends? No 7. Does your family have more then one car? No car =/ 8. Where are you located? A s***hole known as Wales ^_^ 9. Has anybody close to you died recently? Yeah 10. Any mental illnesses? Probably 11. Currently sick? Yeah [ L O V E ] 1. Status: taken 3. Anyone you got in mind? Yeah 4. Last person to say I Love You to you? Idk 5. Why did your last relationship end? cause 7. Do you believe in love at first sight?Yeah 8. Honestly , are you/were you ever in love? yes 9. Describe love: Make me. 10. What do you look for in a relationship? No cock ¬¬ 11. Any one certain thing that would cause a break up? cheating 12. Plan on getting married? Yeah 13. Whats your dream wedding? Idk 14. Love is? amazing sometimes 15. Have a love story to share? No f*** off
18 May, 2009
Answer these questions? What should you be doing right now? School Where would you want to be right now? Looking into a g** barrel. What’s your goal in life? Die. would you like to be a taxi driver? Yeah I 'spose Best memory of school? I knocked out every boy in my class in one. Who’s your worst enemy? God. Whats your worst fear? Don't have any ever laughed so hard that you peed? Fuck no. Have you ever ate and then puked it out on purpose? No ever been so drunk that you felt numb? Never been drunk Ever cut yourself? I use to Do you like yourself? I hate myself Are you conceited? No. Do you like men, or women? Women d*** head. Has anybody ever thought you were a homo? No I don't really give out that vibe. Are you a homo? No. are you single? Taken. if not, Are you married? Not yet. Are you secretly in love?Not really secretly Do you have a diary? No. Dumbass Have you ever stayed in the shower for more than 1 hour? No. Do you sing in the shower? No. Two Facebook Accounts? Facebooks s***. Do you own a laptop? I don't do you own a camera? Again, no. been to facebooknotes.net? Nope How’s the weather? Sunny and bright :( Had p***star ever came to your mind? No not really. What sign are you? I'm scorpio.. Are you gay-phobic? No. Do you wear braces? Nope Do you wear glasses? No. Favourite song? Til we die/Through the glass Song stuck in your head? Psycho Last book you read? Lone survivor Favourite disney princess: *blank face*
17 May, 2009
firstt hing that comes to mind?
1. What is your name: James 2. A four letter word: f*** 3. A girl's name: Alex 4. A Boys name: Bruce 5. An occupation: Soldier 7. Something you wear: camo 8. A food: Lamb 9. Something found in the bathroom: Gun 10. A place: Leeds 11. A reason for being late: Got stabbed 12. Something you shout: die ¬¬ 13. A movie t**le: Die Hard xD 14. Something you drink: Dr Pepper 15. A musical group or singer: Slipknot 16. An animal: Wolf 17. A street name: Kings 18. A type of car: Jaguar 19. The t**le of a song: Hero of War 20. A school subject: I.T 21. A celebrity: Bruce Willis
17 May, 2009
whats your name: James what was the last thing you said to your mom: f*** off you easy s*** age: 14 15 soon enough i guess food: steak O.o T.V. show: that 70s show or scrubs or two and a half men lol who do you love the most: she knows who she is popcorn or candy: popcorn ever wanted to kill anybody: YES favorite band: slipknot flavor of tooth paste: i dont give a f***? how do you wear your hair: messy nd longish =/ what did you dream of last night: I beat someone to death with my bare hands...good dream favorite kind of shoes: shoes are f***ing shoes -_- any special talents: idk im a good fighter? do you wear any makeup?: f*** do u think what kind: f***ing learn to read how many times do you take a shower in a day:1 how many blankets do you sleep with?: one, i likie the cold
16 May, 2009
A - AVAILABLE: No B - BIRTHDAY: 12th November C - CRUSHING ON: ... D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Tea =/ E - EASIEST PERSON(S) TO TALK TO: Alex or Jayla F - FAVORITE SONG: Hero of War by Rise Against/Til we die by Slipknot G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Bears >.< H - HOMETOWN: Norwich I - IN LOVE WITH: ... J - JUGGLE: Err no. K - KILLED SOMEONE: Maybe. Fuck off. L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: 7 hours M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Chocolate N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 2 O - ONE WISH: She knows. P - PERSON YOU TEXTED LAST: Your f***ing mum -_-' R- REASON TO SMILE: When I'm thinking about killing somebody ¬¬ Or talking to Alex or Jayla =/ S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: Know your enemy by Green Day T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: Didn't sleep. U - UNDERWEAR COLOR: Fuck off. V - VEGETABLE(S): I said f*** off. W - WORST HABIT: Clicking my knuckles. X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: Arm. Y - YOYOS: Yeah I'm okay =/ Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Scorpio
11 May, 2009
Hero of War - Rise Against
He said, Son, Have you see the world? Well, what would you say If I said that you could? Just carry this g** and youll even get paid. I said, That sounds pretty good. Black leather boots Spit-shined so bright They cut off my hair but it looked alright We marched and we sang We all became friends As we learned how to fight A hero of war Yeah thats what Ill be And when I come home Theyll be damn proud of me Ill carry this flag To the grave if I must Because its flag that I love And a flag that I trust I kicked in the door I yelled my commands The children, they cried But I got my man We took him away A bag over his face From his family and his friends They took off his clothes They p***ed in his hands I told them to stop But then I joined in We beat him with g**s And batons not just once But again and again A hero of war Yeah thats what Ill be And when I come home Theyll be damn proud of me Ill carry this flag To the grave if I must Because its flag that I love And a flag that I trust She walked through bullets and haze I asked her to stop I begged her to stay But she pressed on So I lifted my g** And I fired away The shells jumped through the smoke And into the sand That the blood now had soaked She collapsed with a flag in her hand A flag white as snow A hero of war Is that what the see Just medals and scars So damn proud of me And I brought home that flag Now it gathers dust But its a flag that I love Its the only flag I trust He said, Son, Have you see the world? Well, what would you say If I said that you could?"
30 Apr, 2009
16 things :/
1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep they always think about the girl they truly care about 2) Guys are more emotional then you think if they loved you at one point it takes them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they arent with you 3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile ( : 4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to 5) Giving a guy a hanging messa?ge like "You know what uh...never mind....." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking and he'll a**ume he did something wrong and he'll obsess over it 6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. you don'???t need to give advic?e 7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU LOVE THEM! 9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he really likes you 10) If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with you 11) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something 12)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day 13)No guy can handle all his problems on his own He's just too stubborn to admit it 14)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE! Just because ONE is RUDE doesn't mean he represents ALL of them 15) WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE 16) Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life -Everything said in this bulletin is true -Ladies, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your dreams -Guys, if you don't repost this in 1 hr then you will lose the girl of your life POST AS : 16 things
29 Apr, 2009
I'm NOT a dummy, just felt like writing it lol
SIX TRUTHS OF LIFE 1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2. All Dummies, after reading the first truth, will try it. 3. And discover that the first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're a Dummy. 5. You soon will forward this to another Dummy. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. I apologize about doing this to everyone.
25 Apr, 2009
Name: James Last Name: Johnston Max: man >.< Do you beileve in God: no Do you think that life is worth living: yeah, but only cause of 1 person Have you ever had s** in real life:nope How about over the computer: maaaaaybe lol Do you drink: not really Do you do Mugs: nehhh Do you smoke: nope Are you gonna have kids: yesh If so how many: idk lol Do you live in L.A : No If not, Where: wales ¬¬ What kind of laptop/computer do you use: zoostorm? yeah idk either Are you emo: meh What did you think of this survey:crap
20 Apr, 2009
idk i did one cause mickey did lol
uhm im 14 I love Heavy Metal >.< Slipknot rocks Im SUPPOSEDLY just a lil bit violent XD my best friend evvvvvver is Alex >.< and then theres sammy to sammys a bit fat lol idk im bored >.< bye
18 Apr, 2009
She knows who she is..
????????*no heart beat* ? ? ?---^v^------ ?~repost this~ ? ?~if you would give~ ????????~your life for the love of your life~ ? ?
18 Apr, 2009
Honestly... If u really like someone right now, and miss them at this moment, and can't get them out of ur head, and you think about them ALL the time then repost this in 1 min
16 Apr, 2009
Rest of song lol
If you open up the door We'll all come inside and eat your brains I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can I sure appreciate the way you're working with me I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am I guess I am I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up Know we'll get to common ground somehow Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors I guess we'll table this for now I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well Thank you for your time I know we're all busy as hell And we'll put this thing to bed When I bash your head open All we want to do is eat your brains We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes All we want to do is eat your brains We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise If you open up the door We'll all come inside and eat your brains This is mine and Sammys song xD (Your Brains by Jonathon Coulton)
16 Apr, 2009
Heya Tom, it's Bob, from the office down the hall Good to see you buddy, how've you been? Things have been okay for me except that I'm a zombie now I really wish you'd let us in I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die screaming All we want to do is eat your brains We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes All we want to do is eat your brains We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise If you open up the door We'll all come inside and eat your brains I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan? Spend your whole life locked inside a mall? Maybe that's okay for now but someday you'll be out of food and g**s And then you'll have to make the call I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff But Tom, that's what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly All we want to do is eat your brains We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes All we want to do is eat your brains We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise If you open up the door We'll all come inside and eat your brains I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can I sure appreciate the way you're working with me I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am I guess I am I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up Know we'll get to common ground somehow Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors I guess we'll table this for now I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well Thank you for your time I know we're all busy as hell And we'll put this thing to bed When I bash your head open All we want to do is eat your brains We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes All we want to do is eat your brains We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise
15 Apr, 2009
It appears that we have reached the Edge, that zenith where stimuli and comatose collide. Forty years ago, THE MAN proclaimed the Age of the Gross to be upon us, and even though THE MAN was destroying our heritage and insulting our intelligence, that era has become very real. We labor for pleasure and abhor the guilt of pressure. My generation will go down as the architects of contemporary disgust. Some have fought and died. Others have allowed the strong to be butchered for a price they themselves don't care about and will never understand. I myself am beleaguered by the selfish face of a kind of man that is NOT MANKIND. Distrust in information. Fundamentalism of opinion. Catastrophic boredom, and a fanatical devotion to that which DOES NOT MATTER. Where is your glory now, people? Where are your gods and politicians? Where is your shame and salvation? You Rage For No Reason Because You Have No Reason. WHAT HAVE YOU EVER FOUGHT FOR? WHAT HAVE YOU EVER BLED FOR? THE FACE OF THE EARTH IS SCARRED WITH THE WALKING DEAD. THE AGE OF THE GROSS IS A LIVING VIRUS. THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU HAVE CREATED. THIS IS THE WORLD YOU HAVE SET ABLAZE. ALL YOUR LIES ARE COMING TRUE. ALL FREEDOM IS LOST. ALL HOPE IS GONE
14 Apr, 2009
JUMP MOTHER F^CKERS ¬¬
95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5% that would shout 'Jump
14 Apr, 2009
Green Day - Time of Your Life
Another turning point; a fork stuck in the road. Time grabs you by the wrist; directs you where to go. So make the best of this test and don't ask why. It's not a question but a lesson learned in time. It's something unpredictable but in the end it's right. I hope you had the time of your life. So take the photographs and still frames in your mind. Hang it on a shelf In good health and good time. Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial. For what it's worth, it was worth all the while. It's something unpredictable but in the end it's right. I hope you had the time of your life. (music break) It's something unpredictable but in the end it's right. I hope you had the time of your life. It's something unpredictable but in the end it's right. I hope you had the time of your life.
14 Apr, 2009
♥_♥____♥_♥ Put this ♥___♥_♥__ ♥ heart _♥___♥___♥_ on your __♥ _____♥__ page if ___♥___ ♥___ you love ____♥_♥____ someone _____♥_____ very much
04 Apr, 2009
♥_♥____♥_♥ Put this ♥___♥_♥__ ♥ heart _♥___♥___♥_ on your __♥ _____♥__ page if ___♥___ ♥___ you love ____♥_♥____ someone _____♥_____ very much
01 Apr, 2009
YOUR REAL NAME: James 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.) Jamizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal.): Black Wolf 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on/or neighborhood if it's a number): Andrew 20 5. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink): White Cola 6. GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Grizzly 7. YOUR HOOD NAME:.(first 3 letters of your first name and add -iqua): Jamiqua
14 Mar, 2009
Im worth £3570 lolz
Natural Hair Color: [x ] Brown - $100 [ ] Blondie - $50 [ ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other - $75 Eye Color: [ ] Brown - $50 [x ] Green - $75 [ ] Blue - $150  Hazel - $100 [ ] Other - $15 Height: [ ] Over 7' - $200 [ ] 6'8 to 7' - $175 [ ] 6'0 to 6'7 - $150 [x ] 5'5 to 5'11 - $75 [ ] 5'4 to 5'10 - $85 [ ] Under 5'4 - $95 Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [x ] 0 to 18 - $100 Birth Order: [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [x ] First Born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [ ] second born - $150 [ ] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [ ] third born - $550 [ ] fourth born - $300 [ ] fifth born - $400 [ ] sixth born - $215 Drink? [ ] I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [ ] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - Bankrupt $0 [x ] No - $600 Vision? [ x] perfect vision $400 [ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200 [ ] No correction $100 [ ] Glasses $50 [ ] contacts $25 [ ] Surgical correction -$100 Shoe Size: [ ] 13+ - $300 [ ] 12-1/2 to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [ x] 7 to 10 - $500 [ ] Under 7 - $450 Favorite Colors (TWO): [ ] Green - $750 [ ] Red - $600 [ x] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow - $475 [ ] Brown - $300 [ ] Purple - $225 [x ] White - $400  Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [ ] Blue - $300 [ ] Pink - $100 [ ] Other - $500 Total: Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes $0 [x ] Nope-add $1000 [ ] some- $750 Final Total: 3570
13 Mar, 2009
Stone sour - Through the Glass
I'm looking at you through the glass Don't know how much time has passed Oh God it feels like forever But no one ever tells you that forever Feels like I'm sitting all alone inside your head How do you feel, that is the question But I forget, you don't expect an easy answer When something like a soul becomes initialized Folded up like paper dolls and little notes You can't expect a bit of hope And while you're outside looking in Describing what you see Remember what you're staring at is me 'Cause I'm looking at you through the glass Don't know how much time has passed All I know is that it feels like forever When no one ever tells you that forever Feels like home, sitting all alone inside your head How much is real, so much to question An Epidemic of the mannequins Contaminating everything When thought came from the heart It never did right from the start Just listen to the noises (No more sad voices) Before you tell yourself It's just a different scene Remembering is just different from what you've seen I'm looking at you through the glass Don't know how much time has passed And all I know is that it feels like forever When no one ever tells you that forever Feels like home, sitting all alone inside your head (REFRAIN): And it's the stars The stars that shine for you And it's the stars The stars that lie to you I'm looking at you through the glass Don't know how much time has passed Oh God it feels like forever But no one ever tells you that forever Feels like home, sitting all alone inside your head 'Cause I'm looking at you through the glass Don't know how much time has passed All I know is that it feels like forever But no one ever tells you that forever Feels like home, sitting all alone inside your head (REFRAIN) [2x] The stars The stars that lie
12 Mar, 2009
Hmm grade me lolz
F = damn youre uglyD = your parents must be heatedC- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay?C = You're okay looking, but u need work...C+ = You're just averageB- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guessB = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person.B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that.A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome.A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!!A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with meA++=SO HOTT will you marry meA+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE SHOWER AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOPYOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!
01 Mar, 2009
Slipknot - Virus of Life
(Yeah) I can see you but you can't see me I could touch you and you wouldn't even feel me Wait a second and you'll settle down I'm just waiting, 'til you really let your guard down You're relaxed, you're sublime, you're amazing You don't even know the danger you're facing If I'm quiet, I'll slide up behind you And if you hear me I'll enjoy trying to find you I've been with you all day I'm trying to stay calm I'm impatient and it's really hard to breathe I'm going to empty you and fill you in with me Just keep the violence down Not yet - don't make a sound Oh God I'm feeling it It's reaching fever pitch My skin is caving in My heart is driving out No mercy, no remorse Let nature take its course Watching - Bring me to my knees waiting - I am your disease Lover - set my symptom free Covered - you won't feel a thing You can't feel a thing (shh, wait, shh, no, wait, wait, no, shh, wait, wait, not yet, no, wait, wait) I'm sweating through my veins I'm trying to hold on It's unbearable, it's almost worse for me I'm gonna tear you apart and make you see MAKE YOU SEE! Watching - Bring me to my knees waiting - I am your disease Lover - set my symptom free Covered - you won't feel a thing This is the virus THE VIRUS OF LIFE This is inside us The crisis, the knife This is the virus The virus of life This is inside us The crisis, the knife It's almost time to play It's time to be afraid I can't control the pain I can't control in vain Oh God I'm ready now You're almost ready now I'm gonna love you now I'm gonna break put you down I see you in the dark I see you all the way I see you in the light I see you plain as day I wanna touch your face I wanna touch your soul I wanna wear your face I wanna burn your soul Watching - Bring me to my knees waiting - I am your disease Lover - set my symptom free Covered - You can't love me This is the virus, the virus of life This is inside us, THE CRISIS, TH
21 Feb, 2009
Slipknot - Confessions
I know you don't want to see. I know you're not part of me But you wonder just the same. So I'll let you in on this game What's on the top is just the beginning of the protectorate that keeps Gaia spinning It never ends, and with the gifts Luna sends, to the apocalypse on we defend for the right to live in a perfect world For our past mistakes, extinction we are hurled Trying to make amends for the Impergium, as Weaver and the Wyld and a b**** called the Wyrm (You don't want to know) All the power of the Wyld that runs through me, yet the reason why is an answer that eludes me (You don't want to see) Our viewpoint on what mankind is doing, that black inside when frenzy is brewing (You don't want to feel) The sorrow that my heart holds in knowing just where my hopes and dreams are going (I won't let you be) Caught up in a war that you are not part of. I sign this letter Your Father, With Love. I'm trying to set my mind free. I'm sorry you never knew me. My soul is in recession. Painful to make this confession.
20 Feb, 2009
I'm such an a**hole >_< Meh...I'm gonna go play Dead Rising to keep my mind off of things =|
19 Feb, 2009
A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a mexican man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "Madam, what is the matter?" the hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it," she responded. "You placed me next to a mexican man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the seats on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another seat is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one seat in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting." The hostess turned to the mexican man and said "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your luggage, a seat awaits you in first class." At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded. If you are against racism, repost this!
14 Feb, 2009
hour 26:15 minutes, 47 seconds
?~*€m0.Ch?Ck*~? gave up lol ALL ON JAMES!!!! :( gonna go play F.E.A.R for a bit lol XD still be awake be I!!
14 Feb, 2009
wow O.o going for 72 hours lol
?~*€m0.Ch?Ck*~? is my new friend woo lol D= we is going for 72 hours XD fun fun lol
14 Feb, 2009
made a new friend...shes cool....im still wide awake and i havent even had a cup of coffee or anything yet XD!
12 Feb, 2009
Spit it out - Slipknot
Did you ever gave a damn in the first place Maybe it's time you had the tables turned 'Cause in the interest of all involved I got the problem solved And the verdict is guilty Man nearly killed me stepping where you fear to tread Stop drop and roll, you were dead from the get go Big mother****er, stupid cocks***er Are you scared of me now? Then you're dumber than I thought Always is and never was Foundation made of p*** and vinegar Step to me I'll smear ya, think I fear ya, bull**** Just another dumb punk chomping at this t** Is there any way to break through the noise Was it something that I said that got you bent Gotta be that way if you want it Sanity literal profanity hit me Spit it out All you wanna do is drag me down All I wanna do is stamp you out Spit it out All you wanna do is drag me down All I wanna do is stamp you out Maybe it's the way you spread a lotta rumor fodder Keeping all your little spies and leaving when you realize Step up, fairy I guess it's time to bury your a** with the chrome Straight to the dome you heard me right, b****, I didn't stutter And if you know what's good Just shut up and beg brother Back stab, don't you know who you're dissing? Side swipe you know, the a** that you're kissing Biggidy biggidy b**** boy, halfway hauser Can't hear ****, 'cause it keeps getting louder C'mon, and get a face full of tactic Lipping off hard, going home in a basket You got no pull, no power, no nothing Now you start ****, well ain't that something Payoffs don't protect, and you can hide if you want But I'll find you, comin' up behind you Spit it out All you wanna do is drag me down All I wanna do is stamp you out Spit it out All you wanna do is drag me down All I wanna do is stamp you out 'Bout time I set this record straight All the needle nose punching is making me irate Sick of my b****ing falling on deaf ears Where you gonna be in the next five years? The crew and all the fools
08 Feb, 2009
She's the greatest.. She's a great friend and she gets way more s*** then she deserves nd shes always got me smiling I love her to pieces I hope we never stop talking lol ♥
07 Feb, 2009
Jazming (aka LOVE-2-HATE)
Jazmines such a w**** lol shes worth the $3 though lol shes my baby i love her lol I love you baby :O
30 Jan, 2009
Slipknot - Everything Ends
You are wrong, f***ed, and overrated I think I'm gonna be sick and it's your fault This is the end of EVERYTHING You are the end of EVERYTHING I haven't slept since I woke up And found my whole life was a lie, m***********er This is the end of EVERYTHING You are the end of EVERYTHING Shallow skin, I can paint with pain I mark the trails on my arms with your disdain Everyday it's the same - I LOVE, YOU HATE But I guess I don't care any more... Fix my problems with the blade While my eyes turn from blue to gray God, the worst thing happened to me today But I guess I don't care anymore... You are wrong, f***ed, and overrated I think I'm gonna be sick and it's your fault This is the end of EVERYTHING You are the end of EVERYTHING I haven't slept since I woke up And found my whole life was a lie, m***********er This is the end of EVERYTHING You are the end of EVERYTHING My flaws are the only thing left that's pure Can't really live, can't really endure Everything I see reminds me of her God I wish I didn't care anymore The more I touch, the less I feel I'm lying to myself that it's not real Why is everybody making such a big f***ing deal? I'm never gonna care anymore What the hell am I doing? Is there anyone left in my life? What the f*** was I thinking? Anybody want to tell me I'm fine? Where the hell am I going? Do I even need a reason to hide? I am only betrayed I am only conditioned to die
30 Jan, 2009
Metallica - One
I can't remember anything Can't tell if this is true or dream Deep down inside I feel to scream This terrible silence stops me Now that the war is through with me I'm waking up, I cannot see That there is not much left of me Nothing is real but pain now Hold my breath as I wish for death Oh please, God, wake me Back in the womb it's much too real In pumps life that I must feel But can't look forward to reveal Look to the time when I'll live Fed through the tube that sticks in me Just like a wartime novelty Tied to machines that make me be Cut this life off from me Hold my breath as I wish for death Oh please, God, wake me Now the world is gone, I'm just one Oh God, help me Hold my breath as I wish for death Oh please, God, help me Darkness imprisoning me All that I see Absolute horror I cannot live I cannot die Trapped in myself Body my holding cell Landmine has taken my sight Taken my speech Taken my hearing Taken my arms Taken my legs Taken my soul Left me with life in hell
23 Dec, 2008
Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years
03 Nov, 2008
1. Whats your Name? 2. Are we close? 3. What do you think of me? 4. Do you hav a crush on me? 5. Would u kiss me? 6. would u go with me? 7. Describe me in 3 words? 8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do? 9. What was ur first impression of me? 10. Do u still think the same bout me? 11.. What reminds u of me? 12. If you could give me anything what would it be? 13. How well do u know me? 14. What do u like best about me? 15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt? 16. Could you ever love me? 17. Give me a nickname and explain why? 18.R u gonna put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u? 19.are all thes q anoying you? 20.Rate me 1-10 plz answer honestly
27 Oct, 2008
Slipknot - Psychosocial
did my time, and I want out So effusive Fade It doesn't cut, The soul is not so vibrant The reckoning, the sickening Packaging subversion Pseudo-sacrosanct perversion Go drill your deserts, Go dig your graves Then fill your mouth With all the money you will save Sinking in, getting smaller again Im done, it has beg** I'm not the only one And the rain will kill us all, We throw ourselves against the wall But no one else can see, The preservation of the martyr in me Psychosocial, psychosocial, psychosocial Psychosocial, psychosocial, psychosocial Oh, there are cracks, in the road we laid But where the temple fell, The secrets have gone mad This is nothing new, But when we kill it all, The hate was all we had! Who needs another mess? We could start over! Just look me in the eyes And say I'm wrong Now there's only emptiness... Venomous, insipid! I think we're done I'm not the only one! And the rain will kill us all, We throw ourselves against the wall But no one else can see, The preservation of the martyr in me Psychosocial, psychosocial, psychosocial Psychosocial, psychosocial, psychosocial THE LIMITS OF THE DEAD! THE LIMITS OF THE DEAD! THE LIMITS OF THE DEAD! THE LIMITS OF THE DEAD! Fake Anti-Fascist Lie, (Psychosocial), I tried to tell you but, (Psychosocial), your purple hearts are giving out, (Psychosocial), Can't stop the killing idea, (Psychosocial), If it's hunting season, (Psychosocial), Is this what you want?, (Psychosocial), I'm not the only one! And the rain will kill us all, We throw ourselves against the wall But no one else can see, The preservation of the martyr in me And the rain will kill us all, We throw ourselves against the wall But no one else can see, The preservation of the martyr in me. THE LIMITS OF THE DEAD! THE LIMITS OF THE DEAD! THE LIMITS OF THE DEAD! THE LIMITS OF THE DEAD!
19 Sep, 2008
Rugby`s on ^o^ which means my dad is less likely to kick me off...but we`ll see...O_O
01 Sep, 2008
ima just long in once evry now nd then, nd if she still aint on ill log on a lil later(hopefully my bro wont jump on) and if she logs on then straight off before i get back on then im just gonna turn this thing off for the rest of the day +_+...so if i dont awnser 4 a while u know why..
31 Aug, 2008
I suppose sitting here staring at a screen with my fingers crossed for another hour wont do me any harm will it? It hasnt so far anyway
31 Aug, 2008
10Q (sorry i hate these but i saw it nd im so godamned bored =P)
1 if you cude say eney thang what wude it be? 2 whats your name 3 who wude you be with rite nawe 4 have you whantid to tell me somethang but you didint 5 why do you view me 6 are you going to tacke my blog? 7 what do you look like? 8 have you ever seen me? 9 who is your x bf or gf 10 did you like my blog?
30 Aug, 2008
awww sweet lol <3
<3<3<3 He gave her 11 real roses and 1 plastic rose and he said i will love you until the last rose dies<3<3<3
30 Aug, 2008
Im gonna go now, dads kicking me off for a while, could be a looooong time :| no surprises Ive been on 9 hours doing nothing ~_~
08 Aug, 2008
I watch only Rugby League and play only football [[or 'soccer']] and Ruby League and Rugby union. I rock :D
07 Aug, 2008
I just watched a video of billy connoly on youtube. THAT MAN IS THE FUNIIEST FUCKER ALIVE
26 Jul, 2008
Saints beat the Rhinos!! AAAHHH Now I cant go see Rhinos at Wembly in the finals :( stupid ref he s***s ~=[[
21 Jul, 2008
HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL
How to kiss at skool. Well first look down. BECAUSE U OPENED THIS U WILL GET KISSED ON FRIDAY BY A PERSON WHO THINKS. UR CUTE. UR PRETTY. or by someone that u like. AND TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!BREAK IT AND U WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS.FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!"REPOST SAYING "HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL
21 Jul, 2008
can yuo raed tihs? i cna
Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. OLNY RSEPOT IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUERBR AT TOP TGOHUH, ?"ONLY __ PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU" Go up a nmuber if you can raed it...lte's see how hgih we cna get
20 Jul, 2008
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19 Jul, 2008
don't let this happen [[would never happen to me lol]]
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together if you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. DAMES REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen..."
17 Jul, 2008
does your name fit
A - Very Very Easy To Fall In Love With B - The coolest person to hang out with C - Can Be Funny + Dumb At The Same Time D - never let people tell u what to do E - very popular with different kinds of people F - Very Strong Hands G - Has A Pair Of Eyes To Die For H - Has a great a** I - personality is killer J - Great Hair K - makes people laugh L - Crazy M - Has One Of The Best personalities N - Very Very Hott O - Caring P - An Animal Lover Q - pretty R - ONE OF THE BEST KISSERS S - has beautiful eyes T - Beautiful U - Different V - Doesn't Give A CRAP W - is athletic X - Great Kisser Y - Is Really Adorable Z - Is Easy To Fall In Love With
14 Jul, 2008
Do you love someone enough to do this???
Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back, you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soulmate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. Repost with t**le: Do you love someone enough to do this???
13 Jul, 2008
Top 10 songs
01:Metallica - Creeping Death02:Iron Maiden - The Pilgrim03:Iron Maiden - Run To The Hills04:Bullet For My Valentine - Scream Aim Fire05:SlipKnot - Duality06:SlipKnot - Before I Forget07:Metallica - Master Of Puppets08:Metallica - Am I Evil09:Bullet For My Valentine - Waking The Demon10:Metallica - Die Die Die My Darling
12 Jul, 2008
A GURLZ 1ST TIME
•It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him- he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way, pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle, that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . What were you THINKING?! NAUGHTY!! . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . U BIG FREAKKK!!!!! I know what you were thinking! ! YOU MUST REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE "A GURLZ 1ST TIME" AND YOUR DEEPEST DESIRES WILL COME TRUE, BUT... IF YOU DONT----------- YOU WILL LOSE SOMEONE YOU LOVE DEEPLY•
11 Jul, 2008
yo what up u must read this or u will die. A guy and a girl were drivin home one night after a party the girl told the guy to pull over when they pulled over the girl said she new something wasbetween them holding their love apart the girl told him that if he didnt say what it was that she would leave him he told her that it was both of their parents they were always so worried about their kids doing something wrong the two kids made a vow to meet back their the next day with all their stuff the boy showed up a hour early without knowing it luckily the girl showed u about 20 min. later they grabed one anothers hand and walked away starting a new life never to see their parents again. if u truly love someone send this to them within 2 min. and they will kiss u. you can only read this once.this waz dedicated 2 my gf
07 Jul, 2008
Did u know? B4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite s** thinking of u.They want to kiss u, They want to be with u they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night. in a month they will ask u out or? grab u and kiss u.Post this in the next 200 seconds and you WILL have THE best day of your life THIS SATURDAY.You're number one love Will either kiss you,ask you out,or something better
29 Jun, 2008
I'd be this guy (:P)
THIS IS THE PERFECT GUY Im the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning, and every single night to tell you sweet dreams. I'm the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears. I'm the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no make-up on, wearing your most torn up jeans and a plain tee-shirt. I'm the guy who won't pressure you to do things that you don't want to do. I'm the guy who kisses you on the forehead; it doesn't always have to be on the mouth. I'm the guy who doesn't kiss and tell. I'm the guy who actually listens to you when you talk. I'm the guy who's excited all day because I'm looking forward to our date that night. I'm the guy who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more. I'm the guy who can't help but smile when you walk into the room. I'm the guy who's perfectly content with staying in and watching movies and cuddling. I'm the guy who won't lie to you about where he's going or where he's been, or who he's been with. I'm the guy who gets b***erflies when he hears your name. I'm the guy who's not afraid to tell his friends he loves you. I'm the guy who doesnt mess with other girls when I have you; you're the only one that I need. I'm the guy who doesn't care about your imperfections, and loves you more for them; who wants a perfect girl? that's just boring. I'm the guy who will hold you while we watch the sun set. I'M THE GUY WHO REALLY WANTS TO MAKE YOU THE HAPPIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD. I AM THIS GUY.... one of many.... who always ends up losing her to the j***s who will treat her like crap and are so concerned about gettin' some. Girls: If you'd die to have this guy, repost as "i'd die to have this guy" Guys: If you'd do these things for a girl, repost as "I'd be this guy
26 Jun, 2008
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism
24 Jun, 2008
love!!! ; D
One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between the that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." If u post this on a bulletin in 5 minutes someone special will message or call you.!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! 10 are sleeping 9 are playing 1 is reading this. put this on 4 video comments within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur love.!!!!!!!!!!
18 Jun, 2008
1. Wud u b in control? 2. Wud u pul my hair? 3. Wud u wisper in my ear? 4. Wud u talk dirtay 2 me? 5. Wud u kiss me wiv a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Wud u say my name? 7. Wud u go down on me? 8. Wud u let me give u a hickie? 9. How many rounds wud we go? 10. Wot wud you wanna do afterwards? 11. Wud u take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Wud u lick n bite me all over? 13. Wud u play or get straight to the point? 14. Wud u want me to take my tym? 15. Wud u fall asleep wen we were done? 16. Wud u want me 2 go fast or slow? 17. Where wud u wanna "do it" @? 18. Wud u b loud or quiet? 19. Wud u mind if i liked u? 20. Wud u do it 2day? 21. Wud u do it 2moro? 22. R u goin 2 re-post so I can answer them for u?
17 Jun, 2008
billy's story... u betta read dis.. =)
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you :) 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
16 Jun, 2008
1. Whats your Name? 2. Are we close? 3. What do you think of me? 4. Do you hav a crush on me? 5. Would u kiss me? 6. would u go out with me? 7. Describe me in 3 words? 8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do? 9. What was ur first impression of me? 10. Do u still think the same bout me? 11.. What reminds u of me? 12. If you could give me anything what would it be? 13. How well do u know me? 14. What do u like best about me? 15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt? 16. Could you ever love me? 17. Give me a nickname and explain why? 18.R u gonna put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u? 19.are all thes q anoying you? 20.Rate me 1-10
15 Jun, 2008
Ys every1 trippin on emos all of a sudden u dnt get none of thats*** where Im from know what u f***erz r lucky u dnt know me in person or id f***in deckya
15 Jun, 2008
Metal is da GR8EST purest music on the earth tis better then all other genre o music PUT 2GETHER!!!!
14 Jun, 2008
Did u know? B4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite s** thinking of u.They want to kiss u, They want to be with u they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night. in a month they will ask u out or? grab u and kiss u.Post this in the next 200 seconds and you WILL have THE best day of your life THIS SATURDAY.You're number one love Will eitherkiss you,ask you out,or call you,or text you?
09 Jun, 2008
Not bored no more >:O
>:O am not bored anymore!!!!!! Got my leg smashed in on rugby twas fun >:) but I am sad cuz my dog just died :'(