21 Dec, 2009

!♥BoYs ArEnT jErKs♥!

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug! Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe (in the paper the next day) : A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this and the love of your life will relize they feel the same DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life Guys Post This As "I would do this for my girl " Girls Post This As "Boys aren't j***s"

05 Dec, 2009

GIRLS ONLY

GIRLS N E GIRLS FUKK ME NOW PLZZ IM HORNY AS FUKK DO ME I GET SUM TRICKS 2 PUT ON U FUKK ME NOW FAST OR SLOW UP AND DOWN THAT HOW I ROLL IM SERIOUS WHO WANTS TO FUKK WRITE ME N MY N BOX I KNO IM A WHORE BUT PLZ

29 Nov, 2009

DO THIS TO ME

any girls wanna fukk me right now im lyk soo fukkin h**** hump me lick me and ill do it to u IM FUKKIN HORNY FUKK ME BABE NOW!

22 Nov, 2009

girls only

SEX!!! Im so ****ing h**** right now, who wants 2 **** me!!!!!

21 Nov, 2009

plz!!! girls only!!!!

Do any of you hot girls wanna send me some nude pics of your s**y bodies?

21 Nov, 2009

sex!!!

SEX!!! Im so ****ing h**** right now, who wants 2 **** me!!!!!

21 Nov, 2009

hey

hey everyone (chicks) i am freakin horney i need to get laid lets talk woman please

29 Oct, 2009

let u gab

IF I LET U GRAB ONLY 1 PART OF MY BODY WAT WOULD U GRAB AND Y??? REPOST DIS 2 SEE HOW MANY PPL WANT 2 GRAB U IF U DNT REPOST IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS SUMTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN 2 U!!!!!!!!!!!

29 Aug, 2009

"I GOT ARRESTED"

IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years

17 Aug, 2009

hey

wats the pass word to the living room

05 Aug, 2009

HEY

EVERY1 THANXXXXX FOR OVER 3150 VIEWS THANXXX GUYS AND GURLS KEEP LOOKIN AT MY PROFILE AND LEAVING COMMENTS BYE

04 Aug, 2009

HEY JUS SAYIN THANXX

THANXXXX TO ALL MY BESTIES 4 ADDIN MEH AND VIEWIN MUH PROFILE OVER 2500 THANXXXX BYE

04 Aug, 2009

cross

jesus's cross _/ \/\ \_\** / /_/** \ If U Got Love 4 JESUS \_\/\**\ CHRIST Copy This & ~..\_\*/Put it on ur profile

03 Aug, 2009

HEY

PPL THANXXX 4 ALL THE BIRTHDAY MESSAGES IT MEANS SO MUCH TO MEH THANXX LEAVE A COMMENT

29 Jul, 2009

hey

wat does this say /V!

29 Jul, 2009

hey

thanx 4 over 1000 views on da profile lolz add meh

29 Jul, 2009

hey

ppl comment mi profile

26 Jul, 2009

da perfect bf

When she walks away from you mad (Follow her) When she stare's at your mouth (Kiss her you idiot) When she pushes you or hit's you (Grab her and dont let go) When she start's cussing at you (Don't cuss back and make her feel worse, just deal with it for the time bein) When she's quiet (Ask her whats wrong, but not a billon times when she says nothing) When she ignore's you (Give her your attention) When she pull's away (Pull her back) When you see her at her worst (Tell her she's beautiful) When you see her start crying (Just hold her and dont say a word) When you see her walking (Sneak up and hug her waist from behind) When she's scared (Protect her) When she lay's her head on your shoulder (Tilt her head up and kiss her) When she steal's your favorite shirt (Let her keep it and sleep! with it for a night) When she tease's you (Tease her back and make her laugh) When she doesnt answer for a long time (Reassure her that everything is okay) When she look's at you with doubt (Back yourself up) When she say's that she like's you (She really does more than you could understand, completly true) When she grab's at your hands (Hold her's and play with her fingers) When she bump's into you (Bump into her back and make her laugh) When she tell's you a secret (Keep it safe and untold) When she looks at you in your eyes (Don't look away until she does) When she misses you (She's hurting inside) When you break her heart (The pain never really goes away) When she says its over (She still wants you to be hers)

23 Jul, 2009

HEY

How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT) [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 Would you rather.. [ ] Do me Or [ ] Date me Would you rather be on top or bottom? [ ] Top [ ] Bottom Do I have pretty eyes? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you be sad if I moved? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you come visit me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Am I.. [ ] Hott [ ] Slick [ ] Maxy [ ] Cute Would you rather.. [ ] Makeout [ ] Cuddle [ ] **** [ ] Kiss Do you want to go out with me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you give me your number? [ ] Yes [ ] No Are you going to repost this so I can answer for YOU? [ ] Yes [ ] No

23 Jul, 2009

hey write meh if u know wat this says

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21 Jul, 2009

hey

what does this say l-lE/l/5 l-l^vE l3^l3!5

21 Jul, 2009

hey

hey ppl of earth if u can read this tell meh /V!Cl< tell meh wat it says

21 Jul, 2009

hey

im bord write meh lmao

14 Jul, 2009

HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL

HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOLWELL FIRST LOOK DOWN.BECAUSE U OPENED THIS U WILL GET KISSED ON FRIDAY BY A PERSON THAT THINKS.UR CUTE.UR PRETTY.or by someone that you like.AND TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!BREAK IT AND YOU WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!"REPOXST SAYING "HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL

13 Jul, 2009

qUESTIOn TimE lOlZ

1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you!

13 Jul, 2009

hey

every1 go look at my profile and add meh as a friend plzz

13 Jul, 2009

hey

its meh im really bord soo message meh

13 Jul, 2009

FRIENDS

FRIENDS R 4 EVER HATERS R NEVER

13 Jul, 2009

I LUV U

IF U LUV MEH WRITE MEH

13 Jul, 2009

KISSES

KISSES MEAN UR N LUV LOLZ WRIE MEH N DA INBOX IF DIS IS TRUE

13 Jul, 2009

WULD U DIE 4 MEH

WRITE ME N MY INBOX IF U WULD DIE 4 ME

13 Jul, 2009

DO U LUV SUM1

Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back, you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soul mate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. Repost with t**le: Do you love someone to do this? cuz i do

13 Jul, 2009

WAT WOULD U DO

IF WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED...

27 Jun, 2009

HEY THIS IS ABOUT Chels_Catastroph

SHE NEED TO QUIT RUNNIN HA MOUTH

21 Jun, 2009

aww....how sad

Girl: Um hi i need to tell you somthing Boy: what? Girl: I like you Boy No way your so dam ugly Girl: But....I thought that...... Boy: I'll never like you girl runs off crying Later... girls phone rings "Hi honey its mom ill be home soon love You bye" Girl grabs knife goes in the bathroom and cries. Mom: honey im Home! then the mom hears a scream and finds the girl bleeding to death in the bathroom and she tells her i love you and dies then her mom looked up and was horrified by seeing blood on the wall saying ASK HIM AM I PRETTY ENOUGH NOW Copy & paste this if you think looks shouldnt matter and all that should count is whats on the inside

19 Jun, 2009

!M3!

1. YOUR REAL NAME: lArRiSSa 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.): lArizZLe 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal.): sILvEr ShARk 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on/or neighborhood if it's a number): pAigE gAvEN 5. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink): bLacK tEa 6. GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): bLaCk lUV

09 Jun, 2009

♥♥Luv♥♥

1.hello and goodbye-wannabe friends 2.heys and hugs- juss friends 3.hugs and kiss on da cheek-u wannabe more than friends 4.kiss on da lips-*yay* ur more than friends 5.constant conversations- that person rocks 6.constant thoughts of that person-that person must really b awesome 7.sleepin together-FARRRRRRRR from friends 8.thoughts of dying together- ur SOin luv or just desperate repost if u have these symptoms or in luv