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Username : | skeletonking |
First Name : | alex |
Last Name : | stasch |
Gender: | M |
Country: | US |
Member Since : | 21 Jun, 2009 |
13 Mar, 2010
RANDOM FACTS!!!!!!!!!!!
gonna watch saw 6 aaaaaaand my nuts itch and i gotta boner and and and i might watch p*** later on today so bye
10 Mar, 2010
ha
myfriend jake is supposed to make a profile on here but hes to big a p*ssy to make one
09 Mar, 2010
dominion of deceit 3 inches of blood
All beware the blackened tongue Its laden heavy with lies Bleeding on the cross for the world to see Traitor, liar, thief - all will be revealed Millions caught in rapture torn inside with fear Eat the flesh and drink the blood Slave of reality for one more of the flock You soul, it decomposes As poisoned words seep into you mind Cryptic signs holding evil thoughts at bay While your sins, your sins are washed away As fallen angles we will fight Against a kind that's dead and gone No second coming for the general of the weak Unholy wars wages upon the land Merciless wrath upon the non-believer The blood it soaks into the soil As you idols weep in shame The council of heathens Has gathered to bring An end to their own slavery Dominion of deceit will now surely fall Controlling our thoughts no more The sheep wander blindly in the night As the shepherd passes on the plate The golden-tongued orator Spreads only wicked lies I've seen the fire burning your temple Ashes and dust return to the Earth As we summon the night And flames lick at the gates Their dominion decays and it falls The kingdom and crusaders Their spell is weakened The council of heathens Has gathered to bring An end to their own slavery Dominion of deceit will now surely fall Controlling our thoughts no more Dominion of deceit Bones in the ground Controlling our thoughts no more
07 Mar, 2010
hahahahahahahaha
Well I'm upper upper class high society God's gift to ballroom notoriety And I always fill my ballroom The event is never small The social pages say I've got The biggest balls of all I've got big balls I've got big balls They're such big balls And they're dirty big balls And he's got big balls And she's got big balls (But we've got the biggest balls of them all) And my balls are always bouncing My ballroom always full And everybody c**s and c**s again If your name is on the guest list No one can take you higher Everybody says I've got Great balls of fire I've got big balls Oh I've got big balls And they're such big balls Dirty big balls And he's got big balls And she's got big balls (But we've got the biggest balls of them all) Some balls are held for charity And some for fancy dress But when they're held for pleasure They're the balls that I like best My balls are always bouncing To the left and to the right It's my belief that my big balls Should be held every night We've got big balls We've got big balls We've got big balls Dirty big balls He's got big balls She's got big balls (But we've got the biggest balls of them all) (We've got big balls) (We've got big balls) And I'm just itching to tell you about them Oh we had such wonderful fun Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish (But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
02 Mar, 2010
real :1 cartoon: 0
which type of p*** is better? real p***(damplips.com) or cartoon p***(wetp ussygames.com)
24 Feb, 2010
tap yo toes and clap ur hands
there were some kids at skool with condoms they were going to rape someone
24 Feb, 2010
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
i want candy but we have none
22 Feb, 2010
>= (
i coulda gotten terminator for 20 bucks but my dad wouldnt get me it at least i got turning point
20 Feb, 2010
yay
Oh oh oh oh oh I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad I got sunshine in a bag I'm useless but Not for long The future is coming on I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad I got sunshine, in a bag I'm useless,but not for long The future is coming on I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad I got sunshine, in a bag I'm useless, but not for long The future is coming on It's coming on It's coming on It's coming on Yeah... Ha Ha! Finally someone let me out of my cage Now, time for me is nothing cos I'm counting no age Now I couldn't be there Now you shouldn't be scared I'm good at repairs And I'm under each snare Intangible Bet you didn't think so I command you to Panoramic view Look I'll make it all manageable Pick and choose Sit and lose All you different crews Chicks and dudes Who you think is really kickin' tunes? Picture you gettin' down in a picture tube Like you lit the fuse You think it's fictional Mystical? Maybe Spiritual Hearable What appears in you is a clearer view cos you're too crazy Lifeless To know the definition for what life is Priceless For you because I put you on the hype s*** You like it? Gunsmokin' righteous with one token Psychic among those Possess you with one go The essence the basics Without it you make it Allow me to make this Childlike in nature Rhythm You have it or you don't that's a fallacy I'm in them Every sprouting tree Every child apiece Every cloud you see You see with your eyes I see destruction and demise Corruption in disguise From this f***in' enterprise Now I'm s***ing to your lies Through Russ, though not his muscles but the percussion he provides with me as a guide But y'all can see me now cos you don't see with your eye You perceive with your mind That's the inner So I'm gonna stick around with Russ and be a mentor Bust a few rhymes so mother f***ers Remember where the thought is I brought all this So you
19 Feb, 2010
heres the lyrics
Jingle Jingle Jingle You will hear my nutsack ring Any First Person Shooter I am the teabag king When you see me coming You better run and go Cuz when I shoot you down I'll teabag you like a ho HO HO You must believe that when you see me I won't pass you by I shoot you in your f***ing face and teabag your eyes Jingle Jingle Jingle You will smell my dingaling My nuts always tingle for I'm the Teabag King Jingle Jingle Jingle You will hear my nutsack ring any First Person Shooter I am the Teabag King If I see you camping Trust me For I will know I'll kill you with a quickness and make you smell my a**hole You must leave if you recieve Intel that I'm coming by ill blast you like a rocket noob Then give you a nutty surprise Jingle Jingle Jingle You will hear my ballsack sing Why do they look wrinkled cause I'm the teabag king Jingle Jingle Jingle You will hear my nutsack ring Any First Person Shooter I am the teabag king Theres no use to run away I'll chase you as I go and when you finally hit the dirt My balls play with your nose If your dead on the ground and I just happen to walk by I'll laugh in your face and with such grace I'll squat down til you cry Jingle Jingle Jingle Nothing else fills me with glee your face and my balls mingle For I'm the teabag king I'm the teabag king I'll put my nuts up on ur face Okay
16 Feb, 2010
wtf my computer is magical
i rubbed my eyes and there was a p***o site that i havent heard of on it AND I DIDNT EVEN TYPE ANYTHING im scared
15 Feb, 2010
yaaaaaaa
PPL REALLLY NEED TO STOP LYING ABOUT THEIR PICS. THEY SAY ITS THEM BUT IT'S NOT. Copy and paste this if you AGREE
12 Feb, 2010
...
after i came home from skool i slept most of the day away so i might not be able to go back to sleep
12 Feb, 2010
wtf!!!!
i ordered those LDDs on sunday then a couple days later my sister ordered guitar hero 3 for the ps3(which my sister didnt mean to as in she wanted it for the ps2) and something calledi think it was grumpy bears or somthing and she got guitar hero today and i still didnt even get MY stuff thats BULLSH*T!!!!!
11 Feb, 2010
oh ya i remember this
On a dark and rainy night, A young man spots a lonely girl on the side of the road. He pulls over to give her a ride, and offers his jacket because the night air is cold. He asks for the young woman's address, and drops her off at the house she resides. On his way home he remembers his jacket, that he gave to the poor freezing girl outside. The next day an elderly woman answers the man's knock, he explains to her about last night's ride. She says the young girl was her daughter, in an auto accident 10 years ago she died. The horrified man does not believe her, the old woman tells the man of her grave. He goes to find the stone with the girl's name, and hanging over the marker is the jacket he gave.
11 Feb, 2010
letters of evil
E - is for everything hateful inside. V - is for vengeance and unholy pride. I - is for infidels shall be eaten by ghouls. L - is for lustfully disposing of fools
11 Feb, 2010
lmao
last time i missed skool jake and clayton thought i died by: 1) my mom beating me 2} of herpies
10 Feb, 2010
its from living dead dolls
Jack and Jill went up the hill, To fetch a pail of slaughter. Jack fell down the well, that led to hell For Jill was satan's daughter
08 Feb, 2010
http://www.playallday.com/bloody-day.htm
wtf everytime i play ths game it takes me here!!!!!
08 Feb, 2010
http://livingdeaddolls.com/lddarchive/03_05.html
He'll hand out balloons, Then lop off your head. He's playful and witty, And also quite dead On the midway of Hell Schitzo died of laughter. Now he turns each show Into a bloody disaster. i f*cking want this one but they're sold out >= (
08 Feb, 2010
http://livingdeaddolls.com/lddarchive/15_01.html
Waiting in the shadows It doesn't need reason or rhyme Death waits for us all It is only a matter of time He who hath take lives without any remorse An end to it all is just par for the course "That is not dead, which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die."
08 Feb, 2010
mhmhmhm
we'e supposed to have 3 to 5 inches of snow so we might not have skool tomorrow even if we do im not goin also the f*cking skool gav us HOMEWORK FOR IF IT SNOWSS THAT'S F*CKING INSANE!!!! i'm not doin it im such a slacker >= D
07 Feb, 2010
it doesnt describe me at all!!!!
put this in ur page if ur name is marina and u got super cool friends and a super cool twin and if u were barely able to tune ur guitar yesterday and u eat pandas and think cows are cool and other stuff
07 Feb, 2010
finnally!!!
my mom ordered the LDD that i wanted im gonna get death, captian spaulding, and jason voorhees i cant wait till they get here = D an if i sstill have any money left i might get a clown ski mask so i can mug the kids at skool >= D
07 Feb, 2010
ha i get it
I'd tell you to GO TO HELL but I work there and I don't want to see you everyday!
06 Feb, 2010
...
jake looked up clayton moreland and there was a kid named clayton moreland who died and we're going to show it to (living) clayton and tell him hes actually dead
06 Feb, 2010
wwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwww
went to the mall and saw THE F*CKING MYSTERY MACHINE!!!!!! IT EXISTS!!!! in much cooler news I GOTS ME A NEW PAIR OF PAJAMAS (they're gir)
06 Feb, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bk8lTokFZ8&feature=related
awesome song by esham listen to all the songs
06 Feb, 2010
omg
i hope my mom ordered the LDD thatt i wanted and im at jakes house hes asleep and snoring LOUDLY!!!
03 Feb, 2010
teehee
I CANT SEE WAT IM TYPING CAUSE I ZOOMED OUT MY SCREEN CAUSE IM A F*CKING GENIUS!!!!!
02 Feb, 2010
ha me so phunny
i was running around skool saying i put a sock on my p**** and robbed a jewelry store it was hilarious which proves that i need a gf badly
01 Feb, 2010
i put a sock on my penis and robbed a jewelry store
almost got in a fight at skool...again...with the same person...cause hes a f*cking idiot
29 Jan, 2010
its 6:42
AND I SHOULD BE F*CKING SLEEPING!!!! OMG ITS TOO F*CKING BORING AT THIS TIME OF DAY!!!!!!!!!
28 Jan, 2010
bangbangboogerblat
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27 Jan, 2010
hahaha
jake found a g** on borderlands that will lag the game and freeze the ps3 its hilarious
24 Jan, 2010
finally
jake said that james (another friend) is coming back to skool(he got expelled long story)
20 Jan, 2010
brass monkey that funky monkey brass monkey junkie that funky monkey
ya im listening to that song
18 Jan, 2010
aw f*ck
i hit my knee im gonna go and wack off UH I MEAN go to sleep*looks aroud suspiciosly*
16 Jan, 2010
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/524485
f*ckin funny its wat happens when ppl get drunk
16 Jan, 2010
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/426712
HAHAHA IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY ITS METAL GEAR AWESOME
09 Jan, 2010
...
i didnt det to make a mfgprofile for jake because he was jackin off to p*** like fosters home for imaginary friends and teen t**ans and other random sh*t like that(that crap actually exists too!!!!!ikr!!! i never thought that would exist but its on that wetp*ssygames website i swear jake has mental problems)
08 Jan, 2010
yay!!!
no skool for me!!!!! and i get to go to jakes house and make him a mfg profile since im soooooooo charitable
07 Jan, 2010
andrew wk party party party ( awesome party song )
O Party Party Party I wanna have a Party I need to have a Party You better have a Party O Party Party Party You gotta Party harty I'm gonna have a Party Or else you won't be sorry O Party Party Party The Party's gettin' started I know a guy named Marty Marty likes to Party O Party Party Party Party's make me farty I gotta take antacid So I can keep on Partying Sweet sweet Party Party Party Party You gotta Party And I wanna Party Who's gonna make this Party started? Me! Me! Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me
04 Jan, 2010
sometimes i'd wish i was never born at all
so u think u can stop me and spit in my eye? so u think u can love me and leave me to die?
04 Jan, 2010
ha we watch porn
jake was talking about the p*** he was watching he said it was anime p***
03 Jan, 2010
cum cum cum
my friend just showed me a pic of some chick with c** on her face it was funny
03 Jan, 2010
yep
You made me a creature, but which one of us is the horror that scares little children? Is it me, or is it the man that made me, with evil in his mind to create the awful thing that lies waiting to kill you?)
02 Jan, 2010
ha ha ha ha by twiztid
Woke up on the bad side of bed again I can't escape this fate Everywhere I turn's another wall, And the medicine got me feeling like I'm stuck in a maze I can only find my way out by subtraction Murder is my reaction, Look in the bas****t and you can see what I mean, People all cut to pieces, soaking in gasoline. I've always knew that I was different from the start, Born with a black heart, Addicted to pitch dark, I still don't understand why I'm so in love with killing, So I just sit staring at the ceiling, Hoping that I'll get to take this jacket off But not with all this crazy talk, Maybe I'll pretend to find my sanity, and just embrace the fate the voices have handed me I'm laughin' like a lunatic, I'm laughin' like a lunatic. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, I'm laughin' like a lunatic, I'm laughin' like a lunatic! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,. .. Bloody bodies in the bathtub, For over two whole weeks, and it smells deadly, Pieces of their flesh fall from off of their bone, And float along on top of the water like confetti, People in the bas****t cry cuz they hungry, And they want to be fed, Now I'm looking for replacements, All of the others that I brought in are dying or either dead, Standing in the parking lot of a shopping mall, with a "Imma take one home" look in my eye. Moments later,I'm driving home and I got it in the trunk, Everything is gonna be alright. Why did I get so worked up to the point that I thought that I couldn't go through with it, When everytime I do it the thrill is even better then the first time that I ever I did it. I'm laughin like a lunatic, I'm laughin like a lunatic. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, I'm laughin like a lunatic, I'm laughin like a lunatic! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,. .. I'm laughin like a lunatic!... I'm laughin like a lunatic!
02 Jan, 2010
me and taylyn
weve been doin a ya always no never thing for i think 2 months now maybe longer
02 Jan, 2010
1000 blog !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAYAYAYAYAY made 1000 blogs im special also i just came back from the mall
01 Jan, 2010
f*ckin sh*tballs!!!
im trying to find a song i like its by pink floyd but i dont know its f*cking name!!!!1
01 Jan, 2010
and also
serenas r****ed friend hates me and she told serena i broke up with her when i didnt and now serena keeps getting mad at me and hating me for reasons unknown
23 Dec, 2009
YAY
i got to open my christmas presents early cause im going to illinois so YA BE JEALOUS B*TCHES
22 Dec, 2009
ugh
my gf hates me for a reason of which i do not know maybe she wants to break up and f*ck another guy
20 Dec, 2009
ya
i got "have yourself a meaty little christmas" by aqua teen hunger force and u dont so be jealous b*tches
19 Dec, 2009
sup dawgs
me and my friends r playing zombie apocalypse and they keep dieing but im the only good player
17 Dec, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6tD8Nsw7vc
funny song girls they love me by blaze ya dead homie
16 Dec, 2009
...
my grandma sent me a card but my mom doesnt want me to open it for some reason BUT I WANT TO OPEN IT!!!!!!!
15 Dec, 2009
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
ME AND SERENA R GOING OUT!!!!!!!!
15 Dec, 2009
ugh
i might give my profile on here to one of my friends since im starting to not get on it since im so lazy and this site makes me sad
10 Dec, 2009
ugh
apperently to a girl named paige my name is now morelan or something like that I HATE IT!!!!
10 Dec, 2009
christmas
im only asking my mom for one thing for christmas...cause its like 90 dollars and i highly doubt she'll get it but its worth a try
10 Dec, 2009
DAMMIT
im only gfettin on at the morning bcause my stupid b*tchy sister hogs the computer even though she has a f*ckin LAPTOP!!!
08 Dec, 2009
SASAFRASE!!!!
i couldntt go back to sleep because i kept waking up and going back to sleep waking up and going back to sleep waking up and going back to sleep waking up and going back to sleep waking up and going back to sleep waking up and going back to sleep waking up and going back to sleep waking up and going back to sleep waking up and going back to sleep waking up and going back to sleep waking up and going back to sleep waking up and going back to sleep waking up and going back to sleep waking up and going back to sleep waking up and going back to sleep waking up and going back to sleep waking up and going back to sleep waking up and going back to sleep waking up and going back to sleep waking up and going back to sleep waking up and going back to sleep waking up and going back to sleep waking up and going back to sleep waking up and going back to sleep waking up and going back to sleep waking up and going back to sleep waking up and going back to sleep waking up and going back to sleep waking up and going back to sleep waking up and going back to sleep waking up and going back to sleep waking up and going back to sleep
06 Dec, 2009
ha wat a loser!!! just like marina
my sister thinks she a cool gangster but she not she is...MY SISTER!!!!!(which makes her a wierdo) p.s. I WANT PIZZA!!!!
06 Dec, 2009
OH NO!!!!
my cat is following the trail of cheetos i left on the floor then he will tell the ppl that i stole their cheetos!!!!!! i must capture him before he does
05 Dec, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2fmttHouGM
f*cking awesome!!!!!!!!!(and a little funny too)
05 Dec, 2009
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h272/hoosierchick/shoppe%20stuff/loltrek/Shoppe%202/Pillow_Fights
pillows get revenge on kids lmao
05 Dec, 2009
i hope this really happens
Several Religious groups believe that once Hell reaches its maximum capacity, The banished souls of the dead will be forced to return to their rotten bodies here on Earth. They say these also empty souls actually crawl from their graves and join us again among the living. Many actually believe this has already beg** to happen.
03 Dec, 2009
haha i did this once
if u dont have homework and ur teacher asks y tell them that ur on strike
03 Dec, 2009
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
me and jake r going to get payback on clayton by tellin a girl named megan that he wants to f*ck her >= )we r devious
02 Dec, 2009
DO IT!!!!!!
put ur hand on somenes shoulder and then tell them 9 out of 10 rapes start with a hand on the shoulder
01 Dec, 2009
YAY IM INSANE!!!! =D
i talk to myself A LOT like that person who talks to the wall...A LOT
28 Nov, 2009
awwwww how cuuuuuute
From: marina me Date: Nov 28 2009 11:24PM Subject: RE: i was dared to do this wanna got out with me???
24 Nov, 2009
deadly sinners 3 inches of blood
Don’t walk the cold and ruthless streets, they drain the life from all they meet. the servants crying underground, smelling mortal blood like hounds. as you crawl the sewer pipes, deadly sinners set to strike. as you walk around the bend, you’ll be dead right there where you stand! CHORUS flash of iron, leather, spikes, and swords! mighty warriors with metal on their side! enemies of metal, your death is our reward! triumphant victory when you bring the steel to life deadly sinners VICTORY! deadly sinners WHEN YOU BRING! deadly sinners THE STEEL TO LIFE! [2X] CRUSHING THE LIGHT! STALKING THE NIGHT! DEADLY SINNERS ALWAYS WIN! kill the tyrants, endless conquest with no mercy, straight for his heart bloodlust will overtake, anger and violence without warning, lightning strikes in the dark strikes you in the dark LIGHTNING STRIKES THE DARK!!! RULING THE NIGHT! WINNING THE FIGHT! TAKING IT ALL! Deadly, deadly sinners, you at night! CHORUS flash of iron, leather, spikes, and swords! those mighty warriors with metal on their side! enemies of metal, your death is our reward! triumphant victory when you bring the steel to life! deadly sinners VICTORY! deadly sinners WHEN YOU BRING! deadly sinners THE STEEL TO LIFE! [2X] we are ruling the night, winning the fight taking it all right to the end winning the night, ruling the fight take on last step before you die! AAAAAAAAAAAAAhh ….. COMMON!! RULING THE NIGHT! WINNING THE FIGHT! TAKING IT TO THE END! YEEEAAAAAHHHH !!! OW!!!
24 Nov, 2009
haha
if someone walked away from my friend jake he would go "ya walk away walk away ill kick ur a**" and if they came back hed go" holy crap hes gonna beat me up"
23 Nov, 2009
tenacious d car chase city
Car chase city, That's the name, Of the game. It was all groovy, Now its totally lame! KG really f*cking, Blew a synapse! Now we're f*cking, Headed for a, Total collapse! Car chase city, Run away from the fuzz! Thought that we wasn't, But we totally was! Car chase city, Now we're off on the map! Car chase city, Now I'm takin' a crap! Now it's getting hairy, So we're changin' the key. Never underestimate, The power of D! KG f*ckin' put his foot on the gas! If I go to prison, hide the Pick up my a**! F*ck this sh*t! It's gone too far! Kage pull over let me out of the car! Car chase city, Now we're taking the lane! KG blew it, Now we're goin insane!
21 Nov, 2009
yep
I thought I'd never, see the sun I thought it never shine again Then the sun came, back round again Since you came in my life and then Like there was no clouds, stand on water Glory came to shine again
21 Nov, 2009
this was a few days ago
some guy was trying to dance like micheal jackson (HE EVEN HAD THE HAT!!!!!) and i told my friend clayton that the guy should put that on the computer cause it would be hilarious and clayton actually shouted it out to the guy luckily he was listening to his music
20 Nov, 2009
skool
skool is usually the thing that makes me sad mad manic depresive skitso murderous and suicidal never love hardly happyness or joy...or entertainment
20 Nov, 2009
sigh
im thinking about leaving this site hardly any of my friends r on and barely any of them talk to me but i dunno
20 Nov, 2009
teehee
some kids at my skool went to see twilight WITH THE SKOOL and my friend should still be there i thinkhe said he didnt even want to go cause he was the only 8th grader there
18 Nov, 2009
yaaaay
A man with no friends, only live for revenge Live his life off the henge, cut, through a thousand men Blade swing with the force of a cyclone Cut crystal and bone, pistol and chrome Stand in my path, you're a dead man I cut the whole world in half for the Number One headband Quest of a lonely soul, on a lonely road
17 Nov, 2009
i like bacon =P
x] Not All of Us R Depressed x] we R Nice People x] we Dont Sit Around All Day Feeling Sorry For Ourselves x] we DONT Have Made Up Problems x] we Have Feelings x] Not All of us R Bi! x] we R The Hottestt People ALIVE! x] we Do Smile (well hardly) x] we Do Laugh x]we all don't cut Copy and paste if you agree dammit
16 Nov, 2009
i stole all the evill bunnies and they r under my control
(\_/) ( '.' ) mwahahahaha >= ) (,(')(')
15 Nov, 2009
teehee i made this
frosty the snowman was a fairytale they say but there must have been some magic in that old d**** they found cause when they put it in his mouth he started to dance around
14 Nov, 2009
waaaaaa
no ones talking to me that means no one likes me anymore wa im gonna go BYE humph
14 Nov, 2009
good answers please
"yes" or "no" and answer me back. Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Stare at me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Have s** with me: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Ask me out: like me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of you: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: What would you do if you woke up next to me: Will you repost this so i can do the same for you: AFTER YOU MAIL ME YOUR RESPONSE IN A MESSAGE, repost and see just how far someone would go with you ..repost as "HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO
14 Nov, 2009
aw man
no ones talking to me wait a minute...GASP I LEFT MY PIE AT JAKES HOUSE IF HE EATS IT IM KICKING HIM IN THE NUTS!!!!!!!!!
14 Nov, 2009
dishwasher dead samurai i think thats wat its called
its f*ckin awesome hard too and we were playing it on EASY!!!!! if u think its because we s*** then download it on xbox live and see it
14 Nov, 2009
xD3ADxM3MORYSx (Or M3MORI3S)
thats jakes PS3 name thing if u talk to him tell him alex stasch told u to annoy him >= ) IM DEMONIC MWAHAHAHA
14 Nov, 2009
HE FOUND A DILDO IN HIS ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i spent the night at my friend jakes house and I STOLE HIS SODA >= ) MWAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
12 Nov, 2009
im bored
me and my friends keep telling random ppl that we rnt going to take our pants off
10 Nov, 2009
roflmao
a girl at my skool said she had a nightmare and some homeless chick kept hitting her in the head with spoons XD
10 Nov, 2009
an awesome show
afro samurai is awesome it has its own vdeo game!!!!my pic is kuma too hes gotta teddy bear helmet he always wears
10 Nov, 2009
DX GOD F*CKING DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I SMASHED MY F*CKING FINGERS IN THE DOOR AND IT F*CKING HURTS!!
09 Nov, 2009
i really did
i heard when asian women have o*****s a dragon comes out of her v***** and makes green tea
09 Nov, 2009
hahaha answer it
Your Name: 2. Age: 3. d!ck/Boob Size: 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have s** with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having s** with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have s** on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during s**? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to c**? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email? 26. Who would be in control? 27. Would you pull my hair? 28. Would you let me pull yours? 29. Would you whisper in my ear? 30. Would you talk dirty to me? 31. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 32. Would you say my name? 33. Would u give me head/eat me out? 34. Would you let me give you a hickie? 35. How many rounds would we go? 36. What would you wanna do afterwards? 37. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 38. Would you lick and bite me all over? 39. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 40. Would you want me to take my time? 41. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 42. Would you want fast or slow? 43. Would you be loud or quiet? 44. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 45. Would you do it today? 46. Would you do it tomorrow? 47. Would u wanna make me moan? 48. What position would u want me to have u in? 49.Would u **** me hard?
07 Nov, 2009
*rapes lover and my rapist*haha and yes i have a rapist and she knows who she isssssssssssssss
i g2g bye
07 Nov, 2009
sorry ppl ='(
my f*cking computer is f*cking up so im not going to be on i might pop in every now and then and maybe leave some comments(mostly for lover) but i wont be able to talk to ppl unless i get to a better computer or something
06 Nov, 2009
also
my friend jake did something(id rather not talk about it) made me almost puke so many times
06 Nov, 2009
wtf
a kid at my skool named micheal asked a girl if she would go out with me then she said yes and then she said she didnt know who i am so now i have a gf who doesnt know who i am
04 Nov, 2009
oh ya
my friend jamie might get on my profile sooooo yaaaaa but he has to ask cause i know where he lives
31 Oct, 2009
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
I GOT CANDAY YAY I WAS A KILLER CLOWN and i scared little kids
31 Oct, 2009
big schedule for tommorrow
im gonna go trick or treating eat a lot of candy and spazz out like nutty so im gonna go bye
30 Oct, 2009
http://htf.atom.com/index.php/playground/playthings/arcade/sugar-high/
lmao its f*cking weird!!!!
28 Oct, 2009
sunny day zug izland i love this song
Would you show me the door? I will slither out across the floor I'm ugly, my soul is ugly too I'm sorry but there's nothing I can do I'll stand far away! I wouldn't wanna dull your sunny day I'm sorry, I wreak of depression Your happiness is my only obsession Just you, all you Don't blame me I never can believe how stupid I can sound For you, only you It's obviously my fault why can't I? And figure out what's wrong with me Just you, all you I can never truly make you satisfied sometimes I just wish I wasn't me For you, only you Maybe I'd be better off alone all I do is embarass me I'm nasty, I'll try not to get me on you God forbid, what would we do? I'll stand far away I wouldn't wanna dull your sunny day My karma last night, was your dinner I will follow you cause your a winner You aura, it glows like toxic waste Spit and I would lick it just to taste your presence Just you, all you Don't blame me I never can believe how stupid I can sound For you, only you It's obviously my fault why can't I ? and figure out what's wrong with me Just you, all you I can never truly make you satisfied sometime I just wish I wasn't me For you, only you Maybe I'd be better off alone all I do is embarass me I'm staring at your picture Standing on the chair the rope is tied Once I'm dead my ghost will come and haunt you Cause it's you, that commited suicide It's you, that commited suicide Cause it's you, that committed suicide When IT'S YOU THAT COMITTED SUICIDE SAID IT'S YOU THAT COMITTED SUICIDE Just you, all you Don't blame me I never can believe how stupid I can sound For you, only you It's obviously my fault why can't I ? And figure out what's wrong with me Just you, all you I can never truly make you satisfied sometime I just wish I wasn't me For you, only you Maybe I'd be better off alone all I do is embarass me Just you, all you (x3)
27 Oct, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjzU8IKRZYk
im sad but i listen to this song a lot i love it
26 Oct, 2009
HOLY F*CKING ASS CRACKERS
I HAVE 31 MESSAGES oh wat most of them are from marina and mafster u b******s!!!!!
25 Oct, 2009
so many problems
i fall in a pond and smell like sh*t literally i had to take a shower and it felt uncomfortable i had to where my friends clothes aaaaand the menu thingy on here is orange
22 Oct, 2009
ombacon
i bet my overlord game im good at beating them i only played 2 but still im gonna beat the other one when i get it cause i got gamefly b*tch
22 Oct, 2009
yay
IM STILL ALIVE alsomy friend is comin over and my mom is p***ed off about it also IM EATIN HAM AND KATSUP !!! TOGETHER!!!!!!!!
21 Oct, 2009
poor kitty
theres a cat that always comes to my house but we cant keep it so its all cold and alone it might have an owner though
19 Oct, 2009
new addiction
overlord for the wii its awesome IM FIGHTING GINGERBREAD MEN!!!!!YAAAY DIIIIE COOOOKIES thats all i wanted to say sooooo bye also sorry i wasnt on
18 Oct, 2009
hahahahahahhHAHhahhaHAHHAhahahhaHAHahHAhahHAhah...ha
meand my dad were listening to mr sesame seed
17 Oct, 2009
sigh
i tried looking for something from my favorite movie(trick r treat) but i couldnt find it so ya also i g2g bye
17 Oct, 2009
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
im the stalker who stalks ppl (actually girls but u get the point)
17 Oct, 2009
weird feeling
when i was in 7h grade i always had the feeling that some 8th grader would rape me
15 Oct, 2009
hmmmm
i just noticed most of the horror movies ive seen had naked women it them...weird...also my cat just now killed a mouse
14 Oct, 2009
F*CKIT!!!!
im gonna watch trick r treat over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over cause i can
14 Oct, 2009
i have to remember all this
we the people of the united states in order to form a more perfect union establish justice insure domestic tranquility provide for the common defense promote the general welfare and secure the blessing of liberty and our posterity do ordain and establish the constitution for the united states of america
13 Oct, 2009
oh nooo i is doomed
i have to remember stuff from a book AND I HAS ALOT OF BIG WORDS I IS NO GOOD WITH BIG WORDS
13 Oct, 2009
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
im watching ALL the nightmare on elm street movies (i think) im watching the 4th one now
12 Oct, 2009
hahaha its emo gir with a spoon
im gonna go SO SAYS THE MAGICAL GENIE WHO RULES ALL FOOD AND ANIMALS AND MUSIC AND OTHER STUFF
12 Oct, 2009
OMG!!!
AMYS IN THE ATTIC SOMEONE LET HER OUT THE ATTI- oh wait shes dead...thats right i forgot
10 Oct, 2009
*punches ketchup in the face*
TAKE THAT B*TCH *walks off then slips on ketchup sauce/blood*SHIT!!!
10 Oct, 2009
she likes it when im horny uh i mean...im not horny y would u say such a thing
From: marina me Date: Oct 10 2009 10:23PM Subject: alex!!!! roflmfao see i should post that in a blog but i cant cuz i cant copy stuff with ipods
10 Oct, 2009
favorite part in amys in the attic
Maybe it's best they buy it, thinking did she really die I'm thinking if it's really true Then how come I am telling you And if I really meant to do it Should I be a victim too Should I walk the terror stairs And see if all my terror fairs
10 Oct, 2009
i just realized
some of the ppl who talked to me before either hardly talk to me or they dont message me at all
10 Oct, 2009
creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
From: marina me Date: Oct 10 2009 1:07AM Subject: alex!!!!!!!!!!! oh ya????? well ur really reallly funny i pooped my pants of laghing too much and almost killed myself by laughing even more by ur freaking a** funny jokes there happy??
09 Oct, 2009
ugh
im gonna go marinas startin to get boring(no offense marina) so bye miss u ppl that actually talk to me
09 Oct, 2009
yay
bo skool for me today cause we have a one day brake(it a sh*tty deal whoever agreed with that was an idiot)
08 Oct, 2009
sexy look
im goin to he festival tomorrow and im gonna look like a kick a** homeless person cause im gonna go in my skull pajamas that have more than 10 holes and an awesome skeleton hoody and stuff
08 Oct, 2009
STUPID AS HELL
I CAN NEVER BE NICE NOTHING I DO IS TAKEN AS A NICE GESTURE IM JUST WORTHLESS
08 Oct, 2009
UGH
NO ONE LIKES ME UR JUST LYING PPL SAY THEY DONT HATE ME BUT THEY DO I DONT EVEN KNOW Y I KEEP TRYING TO CHANGE MYSELF IT ALWAYS ENDS UP TO MORE PPL HATING ME
08 Oct, 2009
dee dee dee
IM NOT A F*CKING IDIOT I ALREADY KNOW IM UGLY STUPID B*TCH THATS Y NO ONE LIKES ME IN EVANSVILLE!!!!
08 Oct, 2009
f*ck u
ur hoody cant cover the face so wat now b*tch u need one cause ur so damn ugly and ur the liar cause no one agreed with u
08 Oct, 2009
no
ur just jealous that my hoody is cooler than urs and that i dont s*** like u and RETARDS DONT COUNT(ur r****ed if ur with marina cause nothing is actually proven completely) i win and im bored so im goin BYE
07 Oct, 2009
LIAR!!!!!!!!!!
marina is a liar facts r opinions and u wont get bad luck shes just r****ed
07 Oct, 2009
ugh
im bored lover left and.......im bored so im gonna go add me message me or other stuff bye
06 Oct, 2009
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/512407
im not goin to be paying attention to mfg cause il be waitin for a game so if u message me and i dont respond u gotta wait also if u liked the game madness interaction heres another game from madness
05 Oct, 2009
amazing story
some kid hit me in the d*ck at skool im gonna press s**ual harrasment charges on him
04 Oct, 2009
f*ckit
im goin bye message me or add me or...um other stuff i dunno about sooooooooo BYE BYE
04 Oct, 2009
RAPISTS!!!!!!
im bored message me pweeeeeeeeeeeeease ILL FUCKING KILL U IF U DONT!!!!!!!!spank u and have a horrible day
01 Oct, 2009
uhhhhhh
apparently i must have said something cause the ppl im talking to r acting weird maybe i should stop coming here
01 Oct, 2009
damn
i really want to play the game castle crashers but i cant cause i dont have xbox live
30 Sep, 2009
this was on eddsworld
We are the D, we are the D We are the D, we are the D We are the D, we are the D We are the D, we are the D We are the D, we are the D We are the D, we are the D We are the D, we are the D We are the D, we are the D, we are the D You guys are f*cking lame
27 Sep, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngKBdg66nRw&feature=channel
hahahahahaha i like this...beat
26 Sep, 2009
yay im amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i got silly putty and it glows in the dark!!!NOW WAT U DONT HAVE PUTTY AND I DO AND ITS EVEN BETTER CAUSEIT GLOWS!!!
25 Sep, 2009
holy pop tarts in a pencil sharpener!!!!!
i keep having to restart my computer cause of my dumbass internet connection
24 Sep, 2009
guess wat
my aun died this morning they dont know when the funeral or watever its is will be so u knowim goin to illinois in this week i think soooo SEE U PPL IF U R IN ILLINOIS!!!
24 Sep, 2009
hahahahahahahahaha ima meanie
i put my cat in the tub and he threw a fit and then i put him near the sink and kept saying that theres a monster in there and turning the sink on and off it was funny
24 Sep, 2009
oh f*ck
im goin to the dentist on wednsday next week to get my spacer(yes its like braces) removed i hope it wont hurt unlike when i had to get them put IN which hurt cause hey made me numb and when the numbness went away it hurt like HELL!!!! i cried a lot when it started hurting
24 Sep, 2009
oh nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im going to the dentist at 1:00!!!!!!!!!1
23 Sep, 2009
insane in the membrane cypress hill
Who you tryin' to get crazy with ese? Don't you know I'm loco? To the one on the flam Boy your temper just toss that ham In the fryin' pan Like spam Feel done when I come in slam Damn I feel like the son of sam Don't make me wreck s*** hectic Next to the chair got me goin' like General Electric EEEN! The lights are blinking I'm thinking It's all over when I go out drinking Oh, makin' my mind slow, That's why I don't f*** wit da big four-o Bro', I got ta maintain `Cause a nigga like me is goin' insane Insane in the membrane Insane in the brain! Insane in the membrane Insane in the brain! Insane in the membrane Plenty insane Got no brain! Insane in the membrane Insane in the brain! Do my s*** undercover Now it's time for the blubba Blabba To watch that belly get fatter Fat boy on a diet Don't try it I'll jack your a** like a looter in a riot My s***'s fat like a sumo slammin' that a** Leavin' your face in the grass You know I don't take a dulo Lightly Punks just jealous `cause they can't outwrite me So kick that style: wicked, wild Happy face nigga never seen me smile Rip that mainframe I'll explain A nigga like me is goin' insane Insane in the membrane Insane in the brain! Insane in the membrane Insane in the brain! Insane in the membrane Going insane Got no brain! Insane in the membrane Insane in the brain! Insane in the brain In the brain It's because I'm loco Insane in the brain In the brain It's because I'm loco Insane in the brain In the brain Insane It's because I'm loco Insane in the brain Like Louie Armstrong Played the trumpet I'll hit dat bong and break ya off something soon I got to get my props Cops Come and try to snatch my crops These pigs wanna blow my house down Head underground To the next town They get mad When they come to raid my pad And I'm out in the nine deuce Cad' Yes I'm the pirate pilot Of this ship if I get Wit' the ultraviolet dream Hide f
23 Sep, 2009
OMG
I HAVE TO GO TO THE DENTIST TOMORROW AND I DIDNT BRUSH MY TEETH(i mean i never do but still but i never had anything wrong with my teeth until they pulled out 5 teeth and one didnt even grow back so now i look like a moron!!!!)
18 Sep, 2009
http://www.ashleyellissuperstar.com/images/-_death___voodooz_series_2_by_pinkertonfx.jpg
and theres my other pic!
18 Sep, 2009
http://th00.deviantart.net/fs9/300W/i/2006/050/1/5/Famine_Voodooz_series_2_by_pinkertonFX.jpg
thats my pic right now
18 Sep, 2009
yaaaaaaaaay
my favorite song so far is imma kill u and also my pic is of a voodoo doll!!!!!
17 Sep, 2009
wait a minute
i think someones hacking my profile cause i get more views when im offline than when im online
16 Sep, 2009
hahaha
at skool some kid said he was going to kill me cause i stabbed him in the back with a pencil idlike to see him talk sh*t when i shove my pencil through his head
16 Sep, 2009
i like this
Hey phatty phat phat Phatty phat phat What you got for us Hey phatty phat phat Phatty phat phat What you got for us
15 Sep, 2009
aye wtf
ppl r stealing my damn pics wtf get ur own pics that i dont want and that i wont care about
15 Sep, 2009
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
im spposed to be asleep cause i have skool but im still up im evil ha
14 Sep, 2009
=l
my friend started getting upset cause he told me that we r gonna die in 2012 and how pointless it was to live and that we made all this just to have it taken away from us
14 Sep, 2009
hello everyone welcome to the rehab for fictional characters
im bored message meeeeeee!!!
14 Sep, 2009
wtf is this
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
13 Sep, 2009
i still love this which is y im repeating it
I'm the easter bunny hey I'm back Used to funny now I'm hooked on crack Heaps of heroine aint no joke Marshmallow peeps, covered in coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke Coooke Drugs for life that's my plan But now I have no attention sp?...
13 Sep, 2009
f*ckin AWESOMER!!!!
my sisters probably not gonna be home for the night so i might be on most of the night
13 Sep, 2009
also i just noticed...
i get more views when im not on but when im not its rare if i get even ONE!!!!!!!
13 Sep, 2009
AWESOME!!!!
i got a new lighter from my dad it has an awesome skull on it and i like stuff like that
12 Sep, 2009
im goin
message me ppl if u want to talk to someone funny and will rape u sooner or later jk (OR AM I!!!!)
12 Sep, 2009
lmao
I'm the easter bunny hey I'm back Used to funny now I'm hooked on crack Heaps of heroine aint no joke Marshmallow peeps, covered in coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke Coooke Drugs for life that's my plan But now I have no attention sp?...
12 Sep, 2009
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i had red koolaid hands i looked like a murderer>=) but my mom ruined my fun and made me wash it off>=(
12 Sep, 2009
well am i?!?!?!
I like soda, where’s the soda Am I the only f***ing person here that likes soda
12 Sep, 2009
yeah b*tch
I'm bo yo And I'm the greatest rappa eva And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not Think your better your not Don't need a sweater I'm hot I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g spot
11 Sep, 2009
ha!
Go to a Vagina orchard, count 1, 2, 3 Spin that plant around you got a third world country That's right, consider yourself warned I'm offensive and creative like handicapped p*** Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am? Your pushin em together like a t**ty Venn Diagram Look at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram? Right below your diaphram, a** looks like your hidin ham.
11 Sep, 2009
bah f*ckthissh*t
You are now cursed. You must send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at 12:00am, by Bloody Mary. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because Bloody Mary will come to you if you do not send this on. She will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your eyeballs out with a fork. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom cupboard or put you under your bed. What's your parents going to do when they find you dead? Won't be funny then, will it? Don't think this is a fake and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong. Want to hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been seriously hurt by this email? CASE ONE - Annalise [Surname Removed] : She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it. And now, Annalise dead. CASE TWO - Louise [Surname Removed]: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the morning her wrists had deep lacerations on each. Luckily there was no pain felt, though she is scarred for life. CASE THREE - Thomas [Surname Removed]: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and there she was, Bloody Mary standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with a knife in her hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life. Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Bloody Mary.Bloody Mary.' Bloody Mary... I KILLED YOUR SON' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE NOW CURSED We strongly advise you to send this email on. It is seriously NO JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE TONIGHT? If you send this email to... NO PEOPLE - You're going to die. 1-5 PEOPLE - You're going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of your life. 5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad lu
11 Sep, 2009
i wanna do this
i wanna grab a knife and start cutting weird stuff on my face go to skool and see wat ppl say =D
11 Sep, 2009
holy crap
i actually like someone at my skool i dunno y because where i live everyone hates me so y should i like anyone in evansville
10 Sep, 2009
this gives me an idea
my friend said that hes surprised i havent come to skool with a shotg** and started shooting ppl yet (because everyone hates me at my skool)
10 Sep, 2009
in case 11 man "forgot" that he said he'll give me a million dollars
From: 11man Date: Aug 29 2009 11:05PM Subject: RE: danmit ok if u change the pic i will give u 1 million
10 Sep, 2009
the possible rest
"Please mister clown sir you dont have to do. ." "zip it" "plea. please I got money" "Shut it f***er!" "Please! we can work this out" "Silence I said" Stick him next to this other fool, both left for dead Every time I walk by 'em, I punch 'em in the head Cut they f***ing d***s off and stick them in each others mouths Now what ya'll talkin about? (chorus #2 I'm probably going to burn for this Ain't no lesson to learn from this There's nothing I'ma earn But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun! I'm probably going to burn for this Ain't no lesson to learn from this There's nothing I'ma earn But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun! (verse #3) The house is getting funky bodies in the bas****t stink What the f*** am I thinkin'? I put my face-paint on and go down stairs And beat they a** some times, cuz it ease my mind Some of them are dead, and some of them are livin' But I'm going to hurt them every chance that I'm given I hit them with the nail g** or the stun g** They cant run so they mad fun I was sawin' the head off when I heard the doorbell I'm not expectin' any predators, but oh well I took my spot, "Come in, I'll be right there" But I left a head sittin' on a living room chair He seen it, ran, I had to give chase We cut across the lawn with my knife cuttin' for his face I threw it and stuck him in the back of the neck Still in my drawers, I dragged him home a bloody wreck "ahhh help, some body any body!" zip it "ahhh! please!" Shut it the f*** up "ahhh!" People are lookin! Silence! A bus full of high-school kids watched it happen And he kept screamin' like a pansy despite my slappin' Plus the neighbors seen it, so did the mail-man But they all never said anything bout it again (corus #3) I'm probably going to burn for this Ain't no lesson to learn from this There's nothing I'ma earn But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun! I'm probably going to burn for this Ain't no lesson to learn from this There's n
10 Sep, 2009
to catch a predator ICP
(Verse #1) I'm on the internet, posin' as a little girl I'm tryin' to lure evil into my world I tell them I'm curious, and I'm only 12 Mom and dad are gone for the day, and I'm by myself Buckets of throw up, are next to my computer Hopin' they'll show up, cuz what I'm about to do to 'em It would make the devil sick, I sharpen my blade I'm frontin' to this perv like I'm only in the 7th grade The doorbell rings I gotta get 'em inside In my best little girl voice I'm like, "Hi, come on in! I'm putting on my bikini!" And when the door shuts, that's when I let them see me "Hi there" I stab them in the neck first, cuz it hurts Hit 'em where the blood squirts Carve his whole face off, and make him eat it Chain him up by his foot in the bas****t bleeding (chorus #1) I'm probably going to burn for this Ain't no lesson to learn from this There's nothing I'ma earn for this But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun! I'm probably going to burn for this Ain't no lesson to learn from this There's nothing I'ma earn for this But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun! (verse #2) Soon enough Feds will be shutin' down my service Cuz people out there, don't think they deserve this Until its your kid some old man is finger f***in', t**ty s***in', then you'll want the knife stuck in I don't blame ya, that's why I catch them in advance While his d*** is still in his pants, they never get a chance I tell them I'm alone and I'm only 13 Lookin' for a good time, ya know what I mean? Bring me some Funions and a slurpy Promise not to hurt me, or give me herpes And within 20 minutes here comes a doctor Knockin on my door, pedophile b***-knocker "Come in have a seat!", And then I stroll in With the all purpose hunting blade straight up his throat chin I cut his hands off, he ain't touchin' nobody Chain him up by the foot in the bas****t, bloody "Please mister clown sir you dont have to do. ." "zip it" "plea. please I got money" "Shut it f***er!" "P
10 Sep, 2009
bang pow boom
im listening to the new icp cd bang pow boom and ur not so BE JEALOUS B*TCH!!!!!!!!!
09 Sep, 2009
slit ur wrist and say
i am a b*tch i am so weak i cannot take this life it aint my fault i killed myself in fact i took this life
09 Sep, 2009
wtf
i only have like 10 ppl that come on the rest never come back on do i make them not want to come back or something
09 Sep, 2009
rada rada rada
im bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored
09 Sep, 2009
good enough prozak
I'm sorry... woohoo I wasn't good enough... for you I said I'm sorry... woohoo I wasn't good enough... good enough I tried to find my way through life, but life did not find me. Pieces of a broken man, enslaved in chains and can't be free. Seems my whole life's been a lie All this pain, held deep inside It seems I fail, the more I try Like this is hell, I don't know why All my life I've been denied You can't count these tears I cried I just want to run and hide But giving up conflicts with pride I just want to touch the sky Get away, I'm so high Reach my dreams before I die Spread my wings so I can fly... They say a man is always measured by the things he has But is tempted by the things in life he'll never have I'm sorry... woohoo I wasn't good enough... for you I said I'm sorry... woohoo I wasn't good enough... good enough I'm sorry... woohoo I wasn't good enough... for you I said I'm sorry... woohoo I wasn't good enough... good enough They say one's eyes become the windows of the soul And they say the past will follow you wherever you may go Sometimes you gotta run away, forget the past and take control Or you'll never find peace of mind, or the perfect place to grow You see your whole world is a stage, and your whole life is a show Gotta find a way to bottle all that rage, deep inside where no one knows Friend or foe, I suppose the wind blows cold when you standin outside and you lookin in froes And your soul never felt so low as you watch the door close on the path you choose. They say a man is always measured by the things he has But is tempted by the things in life he'll never have I'm sorry... woohoo I wasn't good enough... for you I said I'm sorry... woohoo I wasn't good enough... good enough I'm sorry... woohoo I wasn't good enough... for you I said I'm sorry... woohoo I wasn't good enough... good enough I'm sorry... woohoo I'm sorry... for you I said I'm sorry... woohoo I'm sorry... for you I said
09 Sep, 2009
lmao
a boy at skool made a girl look at p*** in the middle of class it was hilarious!!!!!!
09 Sep, 2009
i just noticed...
i have 91 friends (i think this website is evil so ill never know exactly) so i need 9(or watever amount that will make 100) more friends
08 Sep, 2009
oh ya i forgot
im goin to illinois when my aunt dies and ill be there for 2 or 3 boring days
07 Sep, 2009
southwest voodoo icp
Voodoo, runnin' from my magic Brain insane, Shooga whooga bah Southwest voodoo's in the haugh! Wicked voodoo, joker killer Magic, dark magic [Violent J] Met this kid named Louie Lou He thought he could f*** with this voodoo So I turned his head into a lima bean And then flicked it off his shoulders [Shaggy 2 Dope] From Mookan House to Shangra La Egyptian Pharaoh, coompata Follow me, and join us as we pray To the seventeen moons of Coonga Del Ray [Violent J] Walked in the lunchroom chantin' spells With bamboo b****es and voodoo bells Got my own food, who wants some? I got possum nipples and raccoon tongue [Shaggy 2 Dope] A non-believer once started to laugh So I launched a fireball up his punk-ass Then everybody heard him squeal "This voodoo s***'s for real!" It just takes... [Chorus (1x)] A head from a newt, a wing from a bat A tongue from a snake, a tail from a rat A neck from a chicken, an eye from a crow And a little bitty itty bitty little drip of Faygo [2x] Brain insane, Shooga whooga bah Southwest voodoo's in the haugh! Wicked voodoo, joker killer Magic, dark magic [Shaggy 2 Dope] Crypt on Verner on a windy night You see voodoo scribblings in the moonlight Painted all on the city street It's the ancient craft of gang banging Hey! J! What's in the bag? [Violent J] A shrunken head, and shriveled scrotum sac Why? Ya think voodoo's fake? Come to the graveyard, I'll make the dead wake "Raise, raise, shooga-boom ba. Sleep no longer, raise, quick Raise, raise, shooga-boom ba, Leave us alone, you f***in' punk b****!" Well, f*** it, I ain't that good yet But one day you can bet I'm a freak We'll make the whole world dance with the dead And just like my homey said It only takes... [Chorus (1x)] Voodoo running from my magic [3x] I'll make a voodoo doll out of ya and flick your nuts [Chorus (1x)]
07 Sep, 2009
ugh
im bein bored bored bored under the sun WTF MY BRAINS GETTING COOKED ARGH SHUT UP STUPID CAT CANT U SEE MY BRAIN IS COOKING *dies* i am dead
06 Sep, 2009
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
its raining yay yay yay yay rain rain rain rain yay rain yay rain yay rain yay rain
05 Sep, 2009
also...
i might not be on tomorrow cause im gonna go to a friends birthday and he breaks his computer so ya
05 Sep, 2009
http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs12/i/2006/313/9/f/WERE_ZOMBIE_by_Hartman_by_sideshowmonkey.jpg
i duno im bored so im leaving hope u enjoy the pics b****es!!!!
05 Sep, 2009
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/user_images/pics/14/10549000/ngbbs4526c1653cb64.jpg
this is a good look for pikachu
05 Sep, 2009
http://projectr.ca/gallery2/d/210-2/1229193723613.png
i like this version of pikachu its not creepy in any way at all
31 Aug, 2009
MOTHER FUCK!!!!
NOW I FUCKING CANT LISTEN TO MY FUCKING MUSIC CAUSE MY MOM DIDNT TELL ME THE STUPID FUCKING PASSWORD TO RHAPSHITTY AND I DUNNO Y IT EVEN NEEDS A FUCKING PASSWORD!!!!
29 Aug, 2009
http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs49/f/2009/189/f/5/Ultimate_Ed_Edd_n_Eddy_colours_by_2WinGs2ZioN.jpg
search ed edd n eddy on google images the images r cool
29 Aug, 2009
Dixie Normus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!11man said he would give me 1 million dollars if i changed my pic
29 Aug, 2009
message me im
bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bo
29 Aug, 2009
cute without the e taking back sunday
Your lipstick, his collar.. don't bother Angel I know exactly what goes on When everything you'll get is everything that you've wanted, princess (well which would you prefer) My finger on the trigger, or (me face down, down across your floor) Me face down, down across your floor (me face down, down across your floor) Well just so long as this thing's loaded And will you tell all your friends you've got your g** to my head This all was only wishful thinking, this all was only wishful thinking And will you tell all your friends you've got your g** to my head This all was only wishful thinking, this all was only wishful thinking let's go... Don't bother trying to explain Angel I know exactly what goes on when you're on and How about I'm outside of your window (how about I'm outside of your window) Watching him keep the details covered You're such a s***er (you're such a s***er) for a sweet talker, yeah And will you tell all your friends you've got your g** to my head This all was only wishful thinking, this all was only wishful thinking (the only thing that I regret is that I, I never let you hold me back) And will you tell all your friends you've got your g** to my head This all was only wishful thinking, this all was only wishful thinking Hoping for the best just hoping nothing happens A thousand clever lines unread on clever napkins I will never ask if you don't ever tell me I know you well enough to know you'll never love me Hoping for the best just hoping nothing happens A thousand clever lines unread on clever napkins I will never ask if you don't ever tell me I know you well enough to know you'll never love me Hoping for the best just hoping nothing happens A thousand clever lines unread on clever napkins I will never ask if you don't ever tell me I know you well enough to know... Why can't I feel anything from anyone other than you? Why can't I feel anything from anyone other than you? And all of this was all y
29 Aug, 2009
sink into me
i (sorta) heard that song and i was thinking that sounds cool then i (sorta) saw the video and i was that looks cool sinking in tar i wanna try that when i commit suicide but i cant find any tar pits
29 Aug, 2009
YAAAAAYAAAYAAYAYAYAYYAAYAY AYA Y AY AY A YA AY AY
message me cause im bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored
28 Aug, 2009
kidnap he sandy claws korn
La, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight Throw away the key and then Turn off all the lights First, we're going to set some bait Inside a nasty trap and wait When he comes a-sniffing we will Snap the trap and close the gate Wait! I've got a better plan To catch this big red lobster man Let's pop him in a boiling pot And when he's done we'll b***er him up Kidnap the Sandy Claws Throw him in a box Bury him for ninety years Then see if he talks Then Mr. Oogie Boogie man Can take the whole thing over then He'll be so pleased, I do declare That he will cook him rare I say that we take a cannon Aim it at his door and then Knock three times and when he anwers Sandy Claws will be no more You're so stupid, think now If we blow him up into smithereens We may lose some pieces And the Jack will beat us black and green Kidnap the Sandy Claws Tie him in a bag Throw him in the ocean Then see if he is sad Because Mr. Oogie Boogie id the meanest guy around If I were on his Boogie list, I'd get out of town He'll be so pleased by our success That he'll reward us too, I bet Perhaps he'll make his special brew Of snake and spider stew Ummm! We're his little henchmen And we take our job with pride We do our best to please him And stay on his good side I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb I'm not the dumb one You're no fun Shut up! I've got something, listen now This one is real good, you'll see We'll send a present to his door Upon there'll be a note to read Now, in the box we'll wait and hide Until his curiousity Entices him to look inside And then we'll have him One, two, three Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick Lock him for ninety years, see what makes him tick Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see! Lock him in a cage and then throw away the k
28 Aug, 2009
golden age of grotesque marilyn manson
All our monkeys have monkeys we drive our deathcrush diamond Jaguar Limosines We're not fantastic m***********ers, but we play them on TV It's a dirty word Reich, say what you like It's a dirty word Reich, say what you like We're the low Art Gloominati, and we aim to depress The scabaret sacrilegends This is the Golden Age of Grotesque We're the low Art Gloominati, and we aim to depress The scabaret sacrilegends This is the Golden Age of Grotesque The devils are girls with Van Gogh's missing ear You say what you want but filth is all that they hear I've got the jigger to make all you bigger Ladies und gentlemen So drop your p***room mate, and make sure you're not late You tramps and lunatics Here's a trick that's gonna make you click We're the low Art Gloominati, and we aim to depress The scabaret sacrilegends This is the Golden Age of Grotesque We're the low Art Gloominati, and we aim to depress The scabaret sacrilegends This is the Golden Age of Grotesque It's a dirty word Reich, say what you like It's a dirty word Reich, say what you like So my Bon Mots, Hit-boy Tommy Irons, Rowdy rowdies, Honey-fingered Goodbye Dolls Hellzapoppin, open your third nostril Put on your black face, and your god is gone We're the low Art Gloominati, and we aim to depress The scabaret sacrilegends This is the Golden Age of Grotesque We're the low Art Gloominati, and we aim to depress The scabaret sacrilegends This is the Golden Age of Grotesque We sing la la, la la, la la lah We sing la la, la la, lah La la, la la, la la, lah We sing la la, la la, la la lah
28 Aug, 2009
fuck the world
[Violent J] Fuck. Fuck this s***. Fuck givin it to me. [Chorus:] If I only could I'd set the world on fire If I only could I'd set the world on fire If I only could I'd set the world on fire Sya f*** the world! (Fuck the world!) If I only could I'd set the world on fire Fuck em all! (Fuck em all!) [Violent J] Fuck you, f*** me, f*** us Fuck Tom, f*** Mary, f*** Gus Fuck Darius Fuck the west coast, and f*** everybody on the east Eat s*** and die, or f*** off at least Fuck pre-schoolers, f*** rulers Kings and Queens and gold jewelers Fuck wine coolers Fuck chickens, f*** ducks Everybody in your crew s***s, punk mother f***s Fuck critics, f*** your review Even if you like me, f*** you Fuck your mom, f*** your mom's momma Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Dali Llama Fuck the rain forest, f*** a Forrest Gump You probably like it in the rump Fuck a shoe pump, f*** the real deal and f*** all the fakes Fuck all fifty two states! Oooo, and f*** you [Chorus X 2] [Violent J] Fuck Oprah, f*** opera, f*** a soap opera Fuck a pop locker and a cock blocker Fuck your girlfriend, I probably did her already Fuck Kyle and his brother Tom Petty, Jump Steady My homie, f*** him, what are you gonna do? (Fuck that b****, f*** you!) Yeah well f*** you too Don't bother tryin to a***yze these rhymes In this song I say f*** ninety three times Fuck the president, f*** your welfare Fuck your government and f*** Fred Bear Fuck Nugent, like anybody gives a f*** You like to hunt a lot, so f***in what?! Fuck disco, Count of Monte Crisco Fuck Cisco, and Jack and Jerry Brisco And f*** everyone who went down with the Titanic, in a panic I'm like f*** you, AHHHHH!!!! [Chorus X 2] [Violent J] Fuck Celine Dion and f*** Dionne Warwick You both make me sick, s*** my d*** Fuck the Berlin Wall, both sides of it And f*** Lyle Lovett, whoever the f*** that is Fuck everybody in the hemisphere Fuck them across the world, and f*** them right here You know the guy
28 Aug, 2009
mind warp
Staring at the ceiling, the roof has a face It's telling me I don't belong with the human race He's asking me to join him, in eternal sleep I give him my soul, my body I can keep Reaching just above me , I see my pillow's there But yet I have no head, my head is on the chair I'm staying at my body, I look as if I'm weak So give me back my soul, my body you can keep Sitting on my lawn, it's just before dawn I listen to the screaming, another life is gone I'm playing with the children, children of the dead My mother says their evil, my daddy he gives a s*** Their eyeballs are bloody, their skin is ever pale Their asking me to follow, I shall, I shall They dress me as a clown, I'm screaming as a loon We dance upon the cemetery, underneath the moon Here I come there I go, I'm a night walker I'm staring at you sleeping through your window like a stalker I'm taping on the glass, I lick it with my tongue I notice that the house is vacant, I'm staring at no one I must of fell asleep, I woke up on the floor Underneath the carpet, underneath the boards I'm gaged with a dead rat, I lay for many weeks The rat comes back to life, and is chewing on my cheeks Mental Warp My brain is gone, my mind is gone say no more my time is gone [4x] Coming is my helper, tangling my brain Somethings very wrong I can't describe this pain I'm calling for my mother, I'm crawling up the stairs My mothers laughing at me, and she's been dead for years I'm falling down the stair case, tumble to the floor I land up in the attic, next to the cellar door I'm play with the pigons, they tell me many lies They tell me I'll have wings if I let them peck my eyes I hear a woman's voice calling from the dirt I plat my little seed, and slowly she will spurt And now she is a tree, I hear the heart pound I take her in my arems, and we make love to the sound The wind is my ebony blowing evil thoughts Carrying the demons soring with the hearts I put it in my body, the wind wi
28 Aug, 2009
mirror by twiztid
I ain't got no weed My Parents hate me These kids at school want to kick my a** I just got fired from my job (Now I ain't got no f***ing money, FUCK WAL-MART!), My girlfriend dumped me for my best friend (Fucking backstabbing c***!), Man, f*** both of them If I had a car, I would go over there right now, and bash their f***ing heads in Nobody wants to hang out with me cause I'm a Juggalo I guess I embarass everybody and that's my fault Well f*** all of you! Fuck you, f*** you, and FUCK YOU! I hate you mother f***ers! Can't even stand to look at myself in the mirror anymore...
28 Aug, 2009
twiztid intro i dunno y but i like listening to it
Gather round children as we come together To make up the undesirable, mortal worthlessness We are the down trodden, forgotten stains in the pavement The disfigured shadows cast by the moon on the hollowed cemetary grounds It is a shame that it had to come to this But in the course of battle There's never time too worse the casualties of war Only to take action If you stand not by my side I have no choice but to a**ume that you stand against me And woe is he who dons the t**le of my enemy For their suffering will be eternal in the depths of hell Which side are you on? There's a war being raised on the streets as well as in my mind We must rise up, overcome, and take back what's ours Ladies and Gentleman it gives me grave pleasure To bring to you old school Twiztid
26 Aug, 2009
um
i MIGHT not be here friday i dunno i wont be on cause i might be goin to my friends house =D
26 Aug, 2009
actually
i used to listen to eminem then i heard nothin but a b*tch thang by ICP then i stopped listening to him also ICP makes better music than eminem if u dont like ICP then u dont know good music f**s
25 Aug, 2009
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
im really really really really really bored message me or something f*ck
24 Aug, 2009
thats it
*shoots spongebob stewie marina and any other little kid show character there is*
24 Aug, 2009
now its time for cookie monster to die
*shoots cookie monster in the head* now elmo AND cookie monster r in hell cause i know they raped those little kids
24 Aug, 2009
ya bitch
fuck u mother f***er f*** u f*** die f*** u mother f***er f*** u f*** die f*** u mother f***er f*** u f*** die f*** u mother f***er f*** u f*** die f*** u mother f***er f*** u f*** die
21 Aug, 2009
cod5isbeast
wat did i do to u to u did i make u cry awww did the widdle baby sh*t his pants someone call 911 get the wambulance s*** it up u little b*tch
21 Aug, 2009
yay
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les
20 Aug, 2009
aaah hahahahahaha wat losers
92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Finch decided that breathing wasnt cool!!put this in your profile if u would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background
20 Aug, 2009
OMFG
its so f*cking annoying when some one just says hi and then u respond but they dont respond back
20 Aug, 2009
ugh
i f*ckin HATE my school they make us wear uniforms u even have to wear a belt and if u dont have one they send u to the office and make u wear g**as f*ck belts >=(
19 Aug, 2009
i read this on a website
ever been in love with someone so beautiful and pure u couldnt bear to show them ur own darkness?
16 Aug, 2009
b*tch
From: ArdentDream Date: Aug 16 2009 12:13AM Subject: RE: Mwhaha hehe. dont act all bad a**, nancy p****. i know you in real life and will always be able to find you and kick your a**.
15 Aug, 2009
=P
1. YOUR REAL NAME: alex 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.): aleizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal.): gold shark 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on/or neighborhood if it's a number): Lawrence 2nd ave 5. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink): black faygo 6. GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Booboo
15 Aug, 2009
dammit
my sister friend found me shes ArdentDream so dont add her cause shes not stayin on cause shes jealous that this site is better than myspace
15 Aug, 2009
wtf
now this site has vending machine champ?????wats next from adultswim games will this site take
15 Aug, 2009
hey
mass murder makes me happy dead bodies makes me happy until eternity ill always have juggalo family
12 Aug, 2009
i need ur phone # gimme
I WANT YOUR # I DNT CARE WHO U R! NAME: Cell #: TEXT MESSAGING(YES OR NO): PIX MESSAGING(YES OR NO). FREAKY{YES OR NO}: I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE DiS & SEE HOW MANY #'S U GET
09 Aug, 2009
ugh
im not changing my pic if u wanna have me as a friend but u dont like my pic try ignoring it
09 Aug, 2009
wow
its like theyre reading my mind cause twiztid made a song called i dont care its awesome
07 Aug, 2009
ya
A- U ALWAYS WANT SOME ACTION B- YOUR ALWAYS CAUTIOUS WHEN IT COMES TO MEETING NEW PPL C- U DEFINETLY HAVE A PARTY SIDE D- YOUR SUPER EFFIN COOL E- YOU ARE POPULAR WITH ALL TYPES OF PPL. F- FANTASTIC CHARACTERISTICS, U BRIGHTEN THE ROOM EVRYWARE U GO G- U ALWAYS HAVE/GET SOME ACTION H- U HAVE A GREAT PERSONALITY +LOOKS I- LOVE IS SUMTHIN U DEEPLY BEE-LEEV IN. J- EVERYONE LOVES U K- U LIKE TO TRY NEW THINGS L- U R ALWAYS SMILING AND MAKING PPL SMILE M- SUCCESS COMES 2 U EASILY N- U CAN B VERY "FUN" IN BED O- U LOVE FORPLAY P- U R FRIENDLY AND UNDERSTANDING. Q- U R A HYPOCRYTE R- U R SOCIAL S- PPL THINK U R SO ****, ESPECIALLY UR BF/GF T- U HAV AN ATTITUDE, A BIG ONE U- U USUALLY R HELLA TIGHT V- U R NOT JUDGEMENTAL W- U R VERY BROAD MINDED X- U NEVR LET PPL TELL U WUT TO DO Y- U ALWAYS MAKE EVRY EXPERIANCE GREAT Z- U HAVE TROUBLE TUSTING PPL A- U ALWAYS WANT SOME ACTION L- U R ALWAYS SMILING AND MAKING PPL SMILE E- YOU ARE POPULAR WITH ALL TYPES OF PPL. X- U NEVR LET PPL TELL U WUT TO DO
07 Aug, 2009
im bored
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF 1. I died: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. You found out I was married: 5. I stole something: 6. I was hospitalized: 7. I refused to leave my home: 8. I got into a fight while you were there: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY 9. Personality: 10. Eyes: 11. Hair: 12. Family: WOULD YOU 13. Help me hide a body? 14. Keep a secret if I told you one? 15. Hold my hand? 16. Take a bullet for me? 18. Try to solve my problems? 19. Love me? 20. Date me? HAVE YOU EVER 21. Lied to make me feel better? 22. Wanted to kiss me? 23. Wanted to kill me? 24. Broke my heart? 25. Kept something important from me? 26. Thought I was unbearably annoying? AND MORE 27. Who are you? 28. Are we friends? 29. When and how did we meet? 30. Describe me in three words: 31. What was your first impression? 32. Do you still think that way about me now? 33. What reminds you of me? 34. If you could give me anything, what would it be? 35. How well do you know me? 36. When's the last time you saw me? 37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 38. Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you? send me ur awnsers to my inbox
05 Aug, 2009
jump biznitch XD
95% of teens would cry if they say Miley Cyrus at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5% that would shout "JUMP B!TCH JUMP!!!!"
05 Aug, 2009
When I am king/queen of the world, I will
[ ]kill 80% of the people and use them to feed the rest of the population who will live in a utopian society of avarice and luxury. [ ]force everyone to read Douglas Adams and watch MST3K [ ]make ONLY tissues with lotion. it's not fair to have your face hurt so much. god damn. and stop letting crap bands making lots of money. [ ]I... am. [ ]I already am the Pope. [ ]Eliminate SUVs and force cities to have public transportation systems. [ ]order everyone to commit ritual suicide for the good of the planet. [ ]immediately hand the job over to someone who cares, on the condition that I am provided soda and movies for LIFE. [ ]Control all of the people and do the things I want. [ ]rule the world, cha! [ ]bah.... That would never happen. [ ]socialize air travel. Imagine anyone being able to get on a plane to anyplace. [ ]Make a super, ultimate llama farm corporation. [ ]Banish those I deem stupid to the poles, seperating them by gender so they cannot reproduce. Then reshape the world to my liking. [ ]...let my penguin minions chew on everyone real good, until they praise me as their lord and master. [ ]aquire control over all peeps. then i and my army of peeps shall DESTROY. stuff. [ ]Make MST Turkey Day marathons required by law. [ ]I dunno, I'm content with the internet, eating, and playing hockey [ ]Be overthrown immediately in a violent and bloody uprising.
05 Aug, 2009
People most often use this word to describe me
[ ]intimidating [ ]people don't describe me much [ ]fuck. um... they use "weird." sometimes... um... "weird." people who like me have used the word "playful." [ ]Amazing [ ]Tom [ ]Procrastinator [ ]"Pathetic" at least I THINK it is... [ ]genuine [ ]Strange [ ]silly [ ]confusing [ ]Can I pick two? 'Nice', and 'strange'. If it has to be one, i'll stick with 'nice'. [ ]Ambiguous [ ]emotional [ ]bum [ ]crazy. but cannibalistic is always implied. [ ]'that creepy guy who keeps laughing to himself' [ ]Weird [ ]Dead.
05 Aug, 2009
If you were in a gorcery store and a stranger complimented you on your choice of pants, your reacti
[ ]somewhat mockingly reply "thanks, i do what i can" [ ]i wouldn't believe them. [ ]"dude. I know, they rock. not only did I get them at the thrift store for just a f***ing dollar, BUT! they are BOY's pants. [ ]... [ ]Thank them and leave the store immediately, never to return. [ ]Wonder what a 'gorcery' was and why I wanted to buy one. [ ]regard them suspiciously, as my pants are so very obviously HORRIBLE. [ ]question their sanity and contemplate not wearing those pants in public again. [ ]Look at them strangely [ ]go into a long bitter diatribe about the fact that you have no legs and thus have no pants, then proceed to beat the living daylights out of said stranger with... I don't know, something. [ ]smile and happily tell the stranger that I purchased them for three dollars at my local goodwill/army surplus store. [ ]Thank him/her sheepishly, then create as much distance between myself and him/her as possible. Unless we were in produce, in which case i might just start throwing stuff. [ ]Look at them strangely and push my cart full o’ cookies a bit faster. [ ]Thank them and keep shopping. [ ]...give him/her the evil eye [ ]reply that they were men's pants, then name the store at which i bought them and the price i paid for them. [ ]Ignore them and continue my internal struggle to decide between 'MAD' Magazine and 'The Weekly World News.' [ ]look at them like they were insane, smile, and have ego bloat hideously [ ]Smile awkwardly and attempt to walk away nonchalantly, while accidentally tangling myself up in a fruit display and breaking my neck.
05 Aug, 2009
Have you ever perpetrated board rape?
[ ]i filmed one once, but never participated [ ]not yet... [ ]no............. yes. [ ]No. [ ]Me? Never. Victimized? ...don't bring it up. [ ]Uh, no. I have started discussions about the legal meaning of rape, however [ ]I'm celibate. I don't WANT to be, it just turns out that way. [ ]Yes. [ ]Boards aren't my type. [ ]no, but I fully endorse it. [ ]It was only technically rape the first time. [ ]Pass. I don't want to talk about it. [ ]Nope. I am not against it, though. [ ]No. [ ]No, but I've been a victim of it... sort of... [ ]only sausage making. O_o [ ]None that I'm aware of. [ ]I tried, stupid Klein dummies. [ ]I...DEAR GOD, MY HEAD IS ON FIRE!!!
05 Aug, 2009
If you had the magical ability to make it rain anythingit would rain-
[ ]p***ography [ ]money, as long as it didn't lose its value. [ ]skittles/ starburst /pez/sweethearts. I like me some candy. [ ]Death [ ]Snow or, possibly, men. [ ]I'd say money, but then money would be worthless. Diamonds are tempting, but that would make it dangerous to go out in the rain. I'll just go with water. [ ]DEATH [ ]Dr. Pepper [ ](no answer) [ ]CANDY! oh... if all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops, oh what a rain that would be! standing outside with my mouth open wide, AH-AH-A*is shot* [ ]beads! [ ]Anything? Some kind of liquid which burns cleanly and efficiently, is safe for all living things to swim in and/or consume, neutralizes nuclear waste, and tastes like chicken. [ ]Fiery snowflakes [ ]exploding peanuts. or maybe candy. [ ]cheetos [ ]JELLY SHARKS. [ ]Raspberry slushie syrup. (Cherry on weekends) [ ]Tiger's Blood slushies [ ]Medical a**istance
05 Aug, 2009
If you found $50 lying on the ground, you would --
[ ]take it, and kick the crap out of anyone who tried to stop me. [ ]put it in the "you deserve a PS3" fund [ ]look around... take it... walk off casually. possibly say, "OH. thank god I found it." [ ]Brag. [ ]Hoard it. [ ]Turn it in, just as a good little person should :D [ ]pocket it and hide it from the big, bad world. [ ]See if anyone nearby lost cash, and if not then stash it away in savings. [ ]Grin, and congratulate myself on my amazing find. [ ]*munches on $50 bill* hmm? [ ]jump around in circles like a happy bunny before adding it to my giant jar of unspent money that will never see the light of day. [ ]Pocket it without a trace of guilt. Later, spend it on alcohol. [ ]Ask the person next to me if it is theirs. I would then pocket it if it weren’t of their ownership. [ ]snatch it up and keep walking, but feel guilty later. [ ]...buy more RAM [ ]buy lots and lots of candy. and dolls. [ ]Spend much of the day trying to find the best way to purchase an even number of each slushie flavor with said monies. [ ]Spend it on Zim and Jhonen stuff [ ]Check for those pesky strings leading off into dark alleyways
05 Aug, 2009
What would you do for a klondike bar? XD
[ ]set a hobo on fire [ ]*eats the klondike bar* [ ]ehehe. many a thing. *wink wink nudge nudge cough cough.* [ ]Steal. [ ]Kill my family and loved ones, lose the respect of my nation and god, and pay the sales price. [ ]Go to the grocery (as opposed to 'gorcery') store and pay for one [ ]SHUT UP! [ ]Nothing, I don't like Ice Cream. [ ]Murder... [ ]not a whole lot, actually. [ ]absolutely nothing. nothing at all. [ ]I love those! Still, not much beyond paying for it. [ ]Run around a field of daisies naked. [ ]Brutally murder mass quantities of weasils. Or just Klein. [ ]Nothing really (can I have some cheetos?) [ ]tear off my right leg and throw it into traffic. [ ]Assasinate the president? [ ]Buy it [ ]Commit ritualistic suicide in the "Help Save IZ" forum
05 Aug, 2009
wats the point
wats the point in living no one would care if i died life would be better without me for other ppl
04 Aug, 2009
answer it pwease (O...O)
Post this and just see how many massages saying they want to have s** with you, 1=NO 2=MAYBE 3=HELL YEAH! 4=GET THE CONDOMS 5=WHEN, WHERE, WHAT POSITIONS 6=MY PANTS ARE ALREADY OFF 7=IM IN BED WAITING *WINK WINK*...Trust me, the answers amaze you. It's good to know!! Reply to this
03 Aug, 2009
ladies
Copy and paste this in a message then fill it out (: How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT) [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 Would you rather.. [ ] Do me Or [ ] Date me Would you rather be on top or bottom? [ ] Top [ ] Bottom Do I have pretty eyes? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you be sad if I moved? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you come visit me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Am I.. [ ] Hott [ ] Slick [ ] Maxy [ ] Cute Would you rather.. [ ] Makeout [ ] Cuddle [ ] **** [ ] Kiss Do you want to go out with me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you give me your number? [ ] Yes ( - - ) <-----leave ya numba [ ] No Are you going to repost this so I can answer for YOU? [ ] Yes [ ] No
03 Aug, 2009
EMO slut with beutiful eyes
What color of shirt are you wearing? Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beastly What kind of pants are you wearing? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hott body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes
03 Aug, 2009
my music and faygo
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03 Aug, 2009
twisted collection
now i listen to insane clown posse twiztid lonely island and marilyn manson
03 Aug, 2009
hahaha
im gonna wastemy mp3 plyer battery listening to twiztid so i can i add more songs im so stupid
02 Aug, 2009
guess wat
im laughing like a lunatic laughing like a lunatic ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
31 Jul, 2009
16 things
1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep they always think about the girl they truly care about 2) Guys are more emotional then you think if they loved you at one point it takes them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they arent with you 3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile ( : 4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to 5) Giving a guy a hanging messa?ge like "You know what uh...never mind....." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking and he'll a**ume he did something wrong and he'll obsess over it 6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. you don'???t need to give advic?e 7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU LOVE THEM! 9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he really likes you 10) If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with you 11) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something 12)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day 13)No guy can handle all his problems on his own He's just too stubborn to admit it 14)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE! Just because ONE is RUDE doesn't mean he represents ALL of them 15) WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE 16) Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life -Everything said in this bulletin is true -Ladies, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your dreams -Guys, if you don't repost this in 1 hr then you will lose the girl of your life POST AS : 16 things
31 Jul, 2009
bored message me
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31 Jul, 2009
esham
feels like im takin steps closer to my death today i might have just inhaled my last breathwat was i thinkin smokin with the cigarettes the only explanation is im tryin to kill myself
30 Jul, 2009
my 2 favorite threats
im gonna hit u in the head with a tire iron and eat wat falls out im gonna do a magic trick im gonna stick my arm down ur throat and pull a rabbit out of ur a**
30 Jul, 2009
i luv u baby
98% of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. if u r one of the 2% that does, then copy and paste this in your profile
29 Jul, 2009
my 2 favorite songs (for now)
b**** shut up (blaze ya dead homie) and out there(insane clown posse)
28 Jul, 2009
radaing
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