Skateborder4life
Sara Elizebeth I love you more than anything in the world. She's mine so back off
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| Username : | Skateborder4life |
| First Name : | Andrew |
| Last Name : | Wissink |
| Gender: | M |
| Country: | US |
| Member Since : | 28 Sep, 2010 |
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Give it a go
Would you...? [] Push me into a wall and kiss me? [] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [] Slap Me? [] Slap me if i asked you to? [] Kiss Me? [] Let Me Kiss You? [] Watch A Movie With Me? [] Take Me Home For The Night? [] Take Me With You? [] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [] Let Me Make You Breakfast? [] Make me breakfast? [] Stick Up For Me if I Was Being Put Down? [] Instant Message Me? [] Greet Me In Public? [] Hang Out With Me? [] Bring Me Around Your Friends? [] Fall in love with me? [] Like me? [] Love me? [] Go out with me? Do You... [] Miss Me? [] Think I'm Cute? [] Think I'm Hot? [] Think I'm Ok? [] Think I'm Ugly? [] Want To Kiss Me? [] Want To Cuddle With Me? [] Want To Date Me? Am I... [] Smart? [] Funny? [] Cool? [] Loveable? [] Adorable? [] Great To Be With? [] Attractive? [] Mean? [] Ugly? [] Gorgeous? Have You Ever... [] Thought About Hooking Up With Me? [] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me and do me? [] Wished I Were There? [] Had A Crush On Me? [] Wanted My Number? [] Had A Dream About me? [] Been Distracted By Me? Are You... [] Happy You Know Me? [] Thinking About Me? [] My Friend? [] In Love With Me? [] happyer then hell that u have me? [] sick and tired of reading this because im 2!
30 Nov, 2013
Sara!
To my beautiful girlfriend it's been 4 years that we've been together, and I just wanted to say I love you with all my being!!
30 Nov, 2013
I'm back
I'm back mutha Fuckas
25 Aug, 2013
Hello
iF YOU'RE BRAVE..copy this and see how people rate you. . 1: Crazy. 2: I'd marry you. 3: Talkative. 4: Sarcastic. 5: lovable. 6: Clubhead. 7: Moody. 8: Dumb. 9: Spoiled. 10: Mouthy. 11: Random. 12: Hot. 13: Funny. 14: Fit. 15: Amazing. 16: Can't live without you. 17: Maxy
07 Aug, 2013
hmm
I am starting to hate seeing Inbox (0) when I log on. Kinda s***s
24 Jul, 2013
YouTube
Hoping to get another song of mine on YouTube need to do some editing but then I think it's done.
17 Jul, 2013
Alright alright alright
So, I started playing Minecraft a lot and I quite enjoy it so I may record every once in awhile
11 Jul, 2013
Birthday
Had a awesome bday, hung out with my bestfriend all day now to go shoot some bow and arrow
09 Jul, 2013
Been thinkin'
My birthday is in 2 days and just been sitting here. I'm gonna have to kick it in the a** I have responsibilities I should take care of...
29 Jun, 2013
Haha
Hahaha I'm being called a humanitarian.
26 Jun, 2013
Haha
Nice, all my friends are from 2012 and 2011, I even have one from 2010.
20 Jun, 2013
what would you do?
"yes" or "no" and answer me back. Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Stare at me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Have s** with me: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Ask me out: like me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of you: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: What would you do if you woke up next to me: Will you repost this so i can do the same for you: AFTER YOU MAIL ME YOUR
17 Jun, 2013
Well?
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I: 1. I died: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. You found out I was married: 5. I stole something: 6. I was hospitalized: 7. I refused to leave my home: 8. I got into a fight while you were there: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY 9. Personality: 10. Eyes: 11. Hair: 12. Family: WOULD YOU 13. Help me hide a body? 14. Keep a secret if I told you one? 15. Hold my hand? 16. Take a bullet for me? 18. Try to solve my problems? 19. Love me? 20. Date me? HAVE YOU EVER 21. Lied to make me feel better? 22. Wanted to kiss me? 23. Wanted to kill me? 24. Broke my heart? 25. Kept something important from me? 26. Thought I was unbearably annoying? AND MORE 27. Who are you? 28. Are we friends? 29. When and how did we meet? 30. Describe me in three words: 31. What was your first impression? 32. Do you still think that way about me now? 33. What reminds you of me? 34. If you could give me anything, what would it be? 35. How well do you know me? 36. When's the last time you saw me? 37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 38. Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you? send me ur awnsers to my inbox
17 Jun, 2013
What would you do?
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF 1. I died: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. You found out I was married: 5. I stole something: 6. I was hospitalized: 7. I refused to leave my home: 8. I got into a fight while you were there: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY 9. Personality: 10. Eyes: 11. Hair: 12. Family: WOULD YOU 13. Help me hide a body? 14. Keep a secret if I told you one? 15. Hold my hand? 16. Take a bullet for me? 18. Try to solve my problems? 19. Love me? 20. Date me? HAVE YOU EVER 21. Lied to make me feel better? 22. Wanted to kiss me? 23. Wanted to kill me? 24. Broke my heart? 25. Kept something important from me? 26. Thought I was unbearably annoying? AND MORE 27. Who are you? 28. Are we friends? 29. When and how did we meet? 30. Describe me in three words: 31. What was your first impression? 32. Do you still think that way about me now? 33. What reminds you of me? 34. If you could give me anything, what would it be? 35. How well do you know me? 36. When's the last time you saw me? 37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 38. Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you? send me ur awnsers to my inbox
16 Jun, 2013
Welp
The The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. ****/Boob Size: 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have s** with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having s** with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have s** on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during s**? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to c**? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email? 26. Who would be in control? 27. Would you pull my hair? 28. Would you let me pull yours? 29. Would you whisper in my ear? 30. Would you talk dirty to me? 31. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 32. Would you say my name? 33. Would u give me head/eat me out? 34. Would you let me give you a hickie? 35. How many rounds would we go? 36. What would you wanna do afterwards? 37. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 38. Would you lick and bite me all over? 39. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 40. Would you want me to take my time? 41. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 42. Would you want fast or slow? 43. Would you be loud or quiet? 44. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 45. Would you do it today? 46. Would you do it tomorrow? 47. Would u wanna make me moan? 48. What position would u want me to have u in? 49.Would u **** me hard?!
06 Jun, 2013
Sara May
I love you so much!
06 Jun, 2013
Sara May
I know that we can pull through this.
06 Jun, 2013
Um
Okay, I'm really confused here. Why does stuff like this always happen to me. I-i don't know anymore, I really don't
05 Jun, 2013
Inbox meh
The one thing you want from me. Doesn't matter how sick and twisted it is. Repost when finished.
05 Jun, 2013
Well Let's See Here
single or not put this as your status & see how many INBOXES you get [ green ] i want a relationship with you . [ blue ] i like you alot . [ orange ] i wanna kiss you . [ yellow ] i miss you... . [pink ] we should get to know each other . [ red ] your a cutieee .... [ purple ] i Love you . [ black ] i want you back
04 Jun, 2013
Everyfriend
I want everyone to sub to awBUFU on YouTube
04 Jun, 2013
Okay um...
Erm, a friend of mine showed me a really f.ucked up video. Never look up Death by Horse cock....it's bad
03 Jun, 2013
F.uck
I just put a f.ucking hole in my wall
03 Jun, 2013
Son of a biitch
God damm it! Son of a f.ucking biitch
03 Jun, 2013
Aight
Sub me on youtube my username is awBUFU. Sub me. I make random videos
03 Jun, 2013
Okay YouTube update
I got someone to make some vocal/theme song for the start of my videos. The link on my page is to my YouTube channel
02 Jun, 2013
Alright alright alright
Does anyone know any programs I could use for computer animation that are free?
01 Jun, 2013
Why
Why is no one talking to me? All I'm getting is the cold shoulder
31 May, 2013
Sara May
I love you! It's almost been three years now. Nothing can break us apart
30 May, 2013
Hmm
I've been on here for almost 3 years and only blocked 2 people
30 May, 2013
Haha
My mom is like if there ever happens to be a tornado you would die. And all I could say is I can't help that I'm a heavy sleeper
23 May, 2013
Chat
Who all remembers the Avatar Chat?
23 May, 2013
ERBoH?
Anyone else know the Epic Rap Battles of History?
23 May, 2013
No body will ask me nothin'
3 questions 1 chance. 3 honest answers. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 3 questions. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you
22 May, 2013
Bichboy1
STFU and learn how to f***ing spell no one gives a s*** so shut up
22 May, 2013
BichBoy1
Seriously? STFU no one cares about your stinky vagine so just stop befor you get your a** f.ucked up
22 May, 2013
Shat
I'm bored as f.uck
21 May, 2013
Sara May
I can only say one thing: I love you
21 May, 2013
Haha
My family is awesome! Everytime we somewhere where the internet has a password on it they immediately look at me and all I do is sigh and say fine I'll hack the internet for you
05 Jan, 2013
Hey
Any gamers out there? If so friend me up or message me
14 Nov, 2012
Hi
I'm back on! Finally! Message me!
30 Jul, 2012
Herro
ask 5 questions i will answer honestly promise
25 Jun, 2012
Newer-ish Battle Rap
We’re the Wright brothers and there can’t be no other. We don’t wanna cause trouble are you looking for your lover? Cause your princess is in our castle now. Yeah she’s gone We stayed up all night playing Donkey Kong. Before us people only used to fly in balloons. You think we’re scared of two idiots addicted to shrooms? You shoulda woulda coulda come to lose an extra life. So just dudda dudda dudda Back down in your pipe. Itsa me Mario and Luigi motha (b****) Why don’t you’s get back in your biplane and make out with each other? Look at these two their lives must have been horrible. Two dorky dudes Named Wilbur and Orville You spent all your time on one machine? Sheesh If you wanted to fly you shoulda just eaten this leaf. You should eat something anyway Look at you so skinny! You might fly like a hawk But you fight like a kitty. We don’t need to fight We’re the fathers of flight Representing North Carolina aiiiiight! We’ll be pressing all your buttons like we’re the controller Conquer every level of your 2D scroller You talk a lot of trash but let me tell you something We’re gonna beat you so fast It’s like we’re holding down the B button. We’re serving up an 8-bit fist Made to order. That’ll knock you off the back of your own stupid quarters. Like POW How you like me now? Spit flames out our mouths like our name was Bowser. You’ll get pummeled. You’ll wish you never stumbled out your little wind tunnel. We’ve been dropping ba-bombs since we started this song. Sorry Wright Brothers this time you chose wrong.
11 Jun, 2012
Darth Vader Versus Adolf Hitler Season 2
Hitler-Who Are you? Vader-Someone who loathes yoou b**** now stand up and ryme i only thawed you out to beat your a** a second time roar like chewbacca the voice of mufasa im on the leader of your limp d***ed lufafala i strike back hard against a nazi brain toss your a** in the air yahtzee ask indiana jones who the f*** i am i spit sick s*** so focused i break your concentartion camp im a certified sith lord you so s*** on deez.... Stormtrooper-uh deez ones sir? Vader-deez robot nuts im going to enjoy watching you die so let me do it with my own eyes. Hitler-you look stressed vader you appear to be in pain you need a vacation here take a trip on my train i mean you leading a army of white men disgraceful even your mic skills still arent fully operational lightsaber you need a life saver use some of your force to fix your f***ing resperator you got one whit b**** pregnant then gave into the hate now your six six and black but cant get a date you think your powerful with your finger neck pinches you couldnt even get your son into the family bussiness every thing you do is a epic fail now stand at attention and seige f***ing heil whats wrong ani cant take anymore not surprising coming from the emperors w**** yeah take that. vader-"laughing" Hitler-whats the matter? wheres the DJ? WHY are you laughing? Vader-"laughing" stephen hawking-because your standing over the Rancor pit WHO WON?!?!
16 Apr, 2012
I love you too
nom nom ^-^ ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,__ ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,/ ^_) . -♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥- . ,,,,, _,----,_/,,/ , RAWR Means . ,,,,/,,,,,,,,,,,,,,/ , I Love You . _/...(...|.(...|) , In Dinosaur . /__.-|_|--|_| ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,__ I love you baby♥♥♥♥
06 Apr, 2012
In love
I love you baby!!!!!!!!
28 Mar, 2012
HeY
I love you too!!!!!!!!!!!!
21 Feb, 2012
Homer Simpson
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01 Feb, 2012
.
Talk to me please I beg of you!
24 Jan, 2012
2012 COUPLES
98% marry their 7-12th grade sweethearts & because you opened this.... You will get A good talk tomorrow by the person you love or like! & it will also be the best day of your life! Do not break this chain Repost this as "2012 couples" You' ve got 1 minute
23 Jan, 2012
I'm sorry
I made a mistake, I am so very sorry I hope you will forgive me I know that we never be same again. Please I am asking you will you forgive me? Without you I don't know what I would do. Please I hope we can stay together.
22 Jan, 2012
Yo
BOB ?/ This is Bob, /?Copy and paste Bob so he can take over the world!!! / \ Mwahhahahaha!!
21 Jan, 2012
I LOL
?????? Put this on your page ??????? If you like to laugh alot!xD ???????
13 Jan, 2012
Bored
{ } Push me into a wall and kiss me? { } Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? { } Slap Me? { } Slap me if i asked you to? { } Kiss Me? { } Let Me Kiss You? { } Watch A Movie With Me? { } Take Me Out To Dinner? { } Take A Shower With Me? { } Take Me Home For The Night? { } Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? { } Take Me Anywhere With You? { } Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? { } Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me? { } Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you? { } Let Me Make You Breakfast? { } Make me breakfast? { } Tickle Me? { } Let Me Tickle You? { } Stick Up For Me If I Was Being Put Down? { } Instant Message Me? { } Greet Me In Public? { } Hang Out With Me? { } Hold my waist from behind while we are out? { } Bring Me Around Your Friends? { } Fall in love with me { } Like me { } Love me { } **** me { } would you date me ? { } anything to say before you go? ( this isnt a yes or no?)
13 Jan, 2012
hey
who wants my servitude????
13 Jan, 2012
I LOVE YOU BABY!!!!
Love (¯`v´¯) .`·.¸.·´ ¸.·´¸.·´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·´ .·´ ¸¸.·¨¯`·.♥ POST THIS IF U LOVE SOME ONE
10 Jan, 2012
Hi
From: ????????????????? Date: Jan 10 2012 10:31PM Subject: RE: hey lol neither do i a b c d l f g gummy bears r chasing me tht ones red thts ones blue tht one stole my goddamn shoes a b c d l f g gummy bbears r chasing me! Gummy bears are yummy
09 Jan, 2012
Chance
The person who's says the nicest thing to me in 10 minutes will have my servitude to them as well
09 Jan, 2012
YOU
Your caring beautiful generous and you know how to make me feel better and I hope you enjoy this blog cuz I was so unprepared for it and your gorgeous
07 Jan, 2012
????
Who the f*** is stalking me? Every time my numbers go up!
06 Jan, 2012
OMG
who the hell is stalking me every time i look at my views different numbers are there
04 Jan, 2012
Very true
That girl with the "baby bump" was raped by a stranger. That "fake girl" that wears to much makeup, she's hiding the scars from her daddy. That girl everyone calls "anorexic" doesn't have food on the table. That "r****" you make fun of, was abuse at 3 years old. Why do you judge the people who have done nothing to you? The Girl you just called fat? She has been starving herself & has lost over 30lbs. The Boy you just called stupid? He has a learning disability & studies over 4hrs a night. The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The Boy you just tripped? He is abused daily at home. There's a lot more to people than you think.All of us have a thousand wishes. To be thinner, to be bigger, have more money, have a cool car, a day off, a new phone, to date the person of your dreams. A cancer patient only has one wish, to beat cancer. I know that 97% of you won't post this as your status, but my friends will be the 3% that do.
04 Jan, 2012
Scary
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!! One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!” He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the t**le “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 25 ppl have broken this chain and died You have 5 minutes Sorry but I'm not taking any chances
03 Jan, 2012
Wazzup?
Talk to me please
01 Jan, 2012
Hey
I have this thing called a inbox and it is hungry will you please send messages to feed it?
31 Dec, 2011
Hey
Tell me one truth you have always wanted to tell me, it will stay between us, tell me in my inbox!
30 Dec, 2011
Bored
¥€ll0? £1m€§ Lol
22 Dec, 2011
Truth most of the time
Talk to: don't hurt me She is nice and doesn't bite.......hard lol So please talk to her
22 Dec, 2011
Yo
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21 Dec, 2011
HACK
last chance to hack to say hack to me and i will give u something...maybe a cookie
19 Dec, 2011
Hack
First person to say HACK to my inbox gets to have access to one of my accounts
18 Dec, 2011
Hacked
u have been hacked by the one u like mhmm byeee:)
18 Dec, 2011
chance to hack
first person to message me saying HACK and i will give u the info to one of my accounts on here and i will maybe let u keep that account
18 Dec, 2011
bored
message me people please? what if i said purty please?
16 Dec, 2011
....
Okay, because you opened this, this weekyou will have the BEST LUCK 1) your gonna get a girlfriend/ boyfriend 2) your gonna have the best 3 weeks starting tonight! 3) your gonna get 2 NEW FRIENDS 4) your gonna fall in love **If u dont repost this, you will have bad luck forever !
16 Dec, 2011
i am.......dead....to everyone
I am dead to everyone, everything........i am unloved by everyone,everything..........so hate me....i am just laying in the middle of the road
15 Dec, 2011
people stop the fighting
just stop fighting please
15 Dec, 2011
whatever`
u know chicas im sick and f***ing tired of all the bull-s*** girls do. they dont even trust us guys and we guys put all of our trust in the girls then they go and break the hearts of us.......
14 Dec, 2011
Yo mamma jokes
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars. Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl. Yo Mamma's so stupid she got locked in publix and starved to death. Yo Mamma's so stupid that she got run over by a parked car. Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost Yo Mamma's so stupid that when I told her we needed gas for the car, she farted at the gas tank! Yo Mamma's so stupid that when she goes to a movie theatre and saw under 18 not admitted, she went home and got 17 of her friends. Yo Mamma's so stupid she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate. Yo Mamma's so stupid she went to an antique store and said what's new Yo Mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money. Yo Mama's so stupid when i said drinks are on the house she went and fetched a ladder. Yo Mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slepped on the floor. Yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Crage is the door Yo momma is so fat last time she seen 90210 is on the scale Your mommas like a brick she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans. Your momma is so big when God said let there be light, he asked her to move. Your mom is so fat, when she walks out of the candy store with a red turtle neck on people start yellin "Kool Aid". Your mama so fat she uses the ocean as a bath tub Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball. Your mama so fat when she sat on the toilet she said A B C D E F G get your fat a** of of me. Yo Momma Soooooooo Fat...... A Car Crashed Into Her And She Said, "Who Threw That Rock?!"
14 Dec, 2011
Bored
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14 Dec, 2011
Wicked awesome
???/?/ ?.?? /?/???? * ?.????|???? .??????-???| .?????????? .?????????? * ?.???????? ????????????????? ????????????????? ????????????????? IF SOMEONE SAID THAT UR AWESOME PUT THIS ON UR BLOG ?????????????????
12 Dec, 2011
People
Talk to me!! Please? I'm f***ing bored!!!!!!!
12 Dec, 2011
don't read if immature
Why do we sleep in church, But stay awake through a 3 hour movie? Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about gross things? Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace bulletin, Yet we repost the nasty ones? Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are expanding? Why is it so easy to purchase beer and Mugs? But so hard to donate 25 cents for a Charity? Why is it so easy to worship a Celebrity? But very difficult to engage with God? Why do people laugh at you for being religious, but praise you for thinking dirty and vain? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you’ll get laughed at? Repost this as “don’t read if your immature ….seriously” 80 % of you wont repost this. Jesus said: ‘If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father
06 Dec, 2011
YES!!!!
YES I GOT 2000 PROFILE VEIWS IM AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
04 Dec, 2011
What the fuck?!?!
If u r over the age of 20 and have kids or not get the hell off this site it's for kids No offense meant to anyone!
04 Dec, 2011
Bored
Message me!!!!!!!
04 Dec, 2011
Blog waste space
I just wasted space losers
01 Dec, 2011
Asshole
Aperently I can't fight my own fights a**holes or at least thats what someone told just to let u know i had the strongest kid in class up agaiinst the wall being a coward
01 Dec, 2011
Holy shit
I'm in love and I'm loving her she has my heart forever
01 Dec, 2011
LOVING HER
my emotion: stuttering from loving her my face:hurting from smiling when talking to her Me: Im IN LOVE!!!!! shes kind beautiful smart caring and my perfect other half and she can have my heart forever and ever year:11 month:11
01 Dec, 2011
this is a fucking fake
sugarbaby538 Profile offline Add To Friends | Block User | Send Message Member Since: 09/27/2011 Last Login: 11/30/2011 Profile Views: 1667 Age: 19 Gender: Female Location: being awesome in the, United States About Me: i love to play soccar and i love to cheer im the captian of the cheerleading team E-mail: Website: she says shes 19 but she is only 11 and i just got a message from her dad......what a f***ing fake!!!!!!!!!!
30 Nov, 2011
hey
she loves me she loves me not she loves me she loves me not she loves me she loves me not..............oh
30 Nov, 2011
UFA
United Frieks of America
30 Nov, 2011
hey
man today was different my friend came up and kissed me in gym and im like what the hell was that for and she said i have a crsh on you and i want to f*** you i say sorry but i am taken
30 Nov, 2011
c'mon people
im fun to talk to so purty please to talk to me? i wont bite.............hard
28 Nov, 2011
Holy shit
Message me I'm bored and I could make you really happy do lets go!!!!
28 Nov, 2011
I love you baby
Hey u know who u are and I love u soooooo much
27 Nov, 2011
Fuck me
I should go get my friend and have him tie me too a tree and say ready? Aim! FIRE!!
26 Nov, 2011
Dude
Bored message me!
26 Nov, 2011
Club time
Guys join my club if you have a very beautiful lady and is dating her Ladies join if you if you have a very handsome guy and is dating him So join! Message me with the answer!
26 Nov, 2011
Hey beautiful girl
Could it be that I once saw you In a dream as old as time And could it be the arms holding you Were really mine the whole time? Could you have been my one and only The reason I woke each new day The one thing I always needed The one for whom I use to pray? Could it be that I had found you After looking my entire life Could it be that I had promised That one day I'd be your wife? Could it be that I still love you And once again I'll find That you're not just a memory Only to be viewed in my mind? Could it be, oh Lord I pray, Just one thing I ask of you If you're out there waiting You'll try to find me too?
26 Nov, 2011
Hey babe
How can you ache and crave for someone's touch When you have never felt it? I do this for yours, though, And the yearning grows more each day I have never wanted anything in my life As much as I want you When you whisper such sweet love In my ear when we talk You make me melt into a puddle Of complete helplessness You have become my every waking thought And my every dream at night I breathe in so hard Trying to catch my breath when we can't talk I close my eyes so tight Hoping when I open them you will be there But I know I have to wait Until the time is right It seems so far away That I think I am losing my mind I want to breathe in your scent And keep it with me all day long I want to taste your love for me By kissing your sweet lips I want to feel your body next to me So when you leave for awhile I can hold on I just want you to know That I really do love you When the day comes and we are together You will always know and feel this I will always hug, kiss and love you Every moment of the day and night ...You will never have another touch unfelt.
25 Nov, 2011
Damn
Great just great now I might have cancer
25 Nov, 2011
Brian Griffin
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25 Nov, 2011
Hey you¡
Though star-blazed skies my mind contained, The solitude of night my heart concealed, Love's emotions were so fully restrained, Thus did I hide behind a self-made shield. And then you entered into my life, Bewildering feelings, dazed and confused, But you continued deeper like a knife, Until my hardness was thus subdued. What I never thought possible for me, You've done and that I'll always treasure, My heart burns fervent with love for thee, Our souls delight in each beyond all measure. And as you now place your sweet lips on mine, I know for certain I'm enraptured with an angel divine.
24 Nov, 2011
Daily color
Tiedie
22 Nov, 2011
something special for my 60th blog and u know who u r
A Single rose of love A Single rose of devotion A Single wish upon my lips A Single thought of you A Single desire to be granted A Single moment of careless bliss A Single love never to be broken A Single rose for one last kiss.
22 Nov, 2011
Hey Its time for the daily color
black it is a grim day for us all
21 Nov, 2011
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21 Nov, 2011
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21 Nov, 2011
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Cachiga
21 Nov, 2011
Boredom
BOREDOM
21 Nov, 2011
C
Ding
21 Nov, 2011
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Boing
21 Nov, 2011
Just read it
Me: just get on the f***ing thing Jake:no u first Me:okay*walks onto the floor of the tree house* Jake:are u insane?!?! Me: *puts my fingers up and inch apart* Jake:little bit Me: *laughs and falls through the floor of the tree house* And I'm still sitting here laughing It was a very old tree house
21 Nov, 2011
Sup you?
Gazing into her eyes when we first met I knew then she was heaven sent. All I ever dreamed of, an angel from above. She had no idea from the start true love, I'd found in my heart. One of a kind, Love that LASTS a lifetime All I ever dreamed of, an angel from above. Still, her smile, my breath it takes away wanting, needing, to hold her, so much to say. All my prayers answered when into my life she came to me, she is everything. All I ever dreamed of, an angel from above. Like the moon, stars, morning sunrise so much beauty, so much grace. SHE'S even more through my eyes. All I ever dreamed of, an angel from above. Together, forever, I long to be can you see, YOU'RE very precious and sweet. The only one for me. All I ever dreamed of, an angel from above. Your gentle words, your tender touch, life meaning so much wrapped tightly in each others arms I wish to be. With you, I feel so free. A vow to you I made, forever, you'll have my love. All I ever dreamed of, an angel from above.
21 Nov, 2011
You
Eyes of passion, Blue and tender, A world of love awaits, A soulmate inside, Sensual touch, Sensual sight, Love is strong tonight, Love is uniting, Passion burns brightly, Bodies engage slightly, Eyes meet and flutter, Lips touch and quiver, Voices play together, Become one forever, Stare in her eyes, See the sky, For love burns brightly
21 Nov, 2011
U know who u are
As the sun rises in the East So the breaking dawn of my love begins As the sun sets in the West I am overwhelmed with a burning desire A desire locked down deep inside One that cannot be concealed anymore I long for one sweet kiss to quench my thirst I long for one tender touch that will last a lifetime At the end of it all you are my deepest desire! I love you not today nor tomorrow but forever!
21 Nov, 2011
U know who u are
It seems you were sent straight to me from above Your smile is bright enough to bring the day Your eyes so blue, I just have to say There couldn't be anything more perfect in one place Your beauty is much deeper than just your face They say love takes time but yet . . . . It feels as if we've already met It feels like we were meant to be Together forever . . . You and Me
21 Nov, 2011
Daily color
Red for all the love struck people..........even me!
21 Nov, 2011
u know who u are
I awake each day with a smile And greet it with a laugh; The world is a treasure to me Because of you. Every time I think of something sad, I replace the thought- with you! My mind is instantly changed And my heart is filled with gladness. Every breath I take is meant for you, I live this life surrounded in joy And I bathe in the promise of your love, My soul belongs to you. Each time I see something beautiful I want to take it and bring it to you; My life has so much meaning now All because of you.
20 Nov, 2011
Daily color
Yellow for happiness
19 Nov, 2011
Laters
See ya gotta go peeps
19 Nov, 2011
Daily color
Blue for the people who have the blues
19 Nov, 2011
Death
It is what I want right now to go to sleep and never wake up
18 Nov, 2011
Daily color
Purple for the gangters
17 Nov, 2011
daily color(new version)
?? black
15 Nov, 2011
idk
IF YOU'RE BRAVE..copy this and see how people rate you. . 1: Crazy. 2: I'd marry you. 3: Talkative. 4: Sarcastic. 5: lovable. 6: Clubhead. 7: Moody. 8: Dumb. 9: Spoiled. 10: Mouthy. 11: Random. 12: Hot. 13: Funny. 14: Fit. 15: Amazing. 16: Can't live without you. 17: Maxy
12 Nov, 2011
Fuck
Wekl I'm p***ed my sisters fiances mom put my sisters stuff on the porch
11 Nov, 2011
Thank You All Veterans; Dead or Alive!!!
Thank You All Veterans; Dead or Alive!!! Dear Santa, this year for Christmas I'd like ... No - wait - forget that!!! Get your sleigh and go to Afghanistan & Iraq, then, get all the soldiers and bring them home to their families, safe & sound. They deserve presents more than I do! Put this as your status for at least 24 hours to show respect to the soldiers that won't be coming home at Christmas.. so true
09 Nov, 2011
Oh shit
Well I guess I someone b!tch and I don't like drew dude keep ur b**** on a leash
09 Nov, 2011
Boredom Made me do this
God I am so sick today it f***ing s***s
08 Nov, 2011
idk
Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling;; Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies;; Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you. tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other;; Guys: When she tells you she loves you look deep into her eyes. give her a peck on the lips and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars;; Girls: When you're both laying under the stars put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush.... -Now copy and repost this; if By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you. If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life
07 Nov, 2011
oh shit
my sister grabbed my chains on my neck and choked me it was like holy s*** that hurt i was runing when she did it
04 Nov, 2011
Ds
[=[_]=] [+[_]::] put this on ur page if u have a ds!
03 Nov, 2011
Achmed
Ohhh dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back I got a nasty plans for Christmas in Iraq I got through check point a but through check point b that's when I was shot in the a** by the U.S. military
02 Nov, 2011
Johnny man
I know u like to s*** the d*** if ur grandma but leave others alone yr just a nerd with a perm draw up some friends u gangly freak show or I'll toss u over the mountain like the dreams of uncle rico
02 Nov, 2011
"I miss her"
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years
02 Nov, 2011
This is to amber(nutmeg123)
she is a f***ing hooker she dated me then blocked me because she knew i found out she was dating someone else so she can just f*** off
02 Nov, 2011
Holy shit
I got screwed I paid $238.86 for a 8gb iPod when I coulda got 32gb iPod. For $30 bucks
30 Oct, 2011
Oh shit
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh I got bald
30 Oct, 2011
Johnny
Shut up and stop fussing with ur p**** johnny Janel keep up the good work
30 Oct, 2011
Johnny
I am gonna say this once SHUT THE FUCK UP Why don't u go s*** ur grandmas d***
11 Oct, 2011
Zohan
Smell it, smell it, smell it, now take it!
10 Oct, 2011
zohan
if u dont stop squirming she will cut ur jugular and in 4 minutes all ur blood will be on the floor and i have seen this ive done this u dont want this
09 Oct, 2011
HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL
How to kiss at skool. Well first look down. BECAUSE U OPENED THIS U WILL GET KISSED ON FRIDAY BY A PERSON WHO THINKS. UR CUTE. UR PRETTY. or by someone that u like. AND TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!BREAK IT AND U WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS.FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!"REPOST SAYING "HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL
09 Oct, 2011
stupid fuckers
for all the men out there why would u lay a hand on a lady ur just a stupid person if u do i would never hurt my girl but just in case u didnt get it YOU ARE A STUPID MOTHER FUCKING ASS WHOLE WHO HITS FOR FUN WHEN IT IS BASICALLY ILLEGAL TO HIT A LADY AND IF U DONT LIKE IT COME AND FUCKING FIGHT ME! I FUCKING DARE YOU!
09 Oct, 2011
bored as hell
someone message me i am bored
06 Oct, 2011
Napoleon bonaparte
sacrebleu t'as une tete a fairer sauter Les plaques d'gouts =i am going to shove ur moon boots right up ur poop shoot
06 Oct, 2011
Adolf vs. vador
Hitler-I am adolf hilter commander of the Third Reich little known fact also dope on the mic u r Vader with ur little boots and cape and a helmet to cover up that burnt-ass face u have the force to move objects around i am a force truly evil even went back in time to turn ur whack in to prequel cuz look at chu ur not even a real person i preferred u in spaceballs the rick morranis version Vader- u cant rhyme against the dark side of the force so many dudes been with ur mom who even knows if im ur father ur just a p***ed of little p**** with a napoleon d*** u call that a mustache i call that a dirty sanchez on ur lip u b**** let me remind u who u are messing with everything that u did i the mother f***er who invented it i am the oringinal dark lord ur like the sorcerer's apprentice my storm troopers make urs look like some1 took a peace of s*** and cloned it Hitler-u stink vader ur style smells something sour u need to wash up dog here step in my shower ill turn all ur friends against u just my speeches breed haters whats ur lightsaber vs. a clan of all ur white neighbors Vader-s*** my robot ballz now take a step back and let me freeze urs off a little carbonyte bath for ur goose steppin a** ill call my home boy in Israel and c who got the last laugh
06 Oct, 2011
she was pushed
About six years ago Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school durning a fire drill.When she didn't submerge the police were called.They went down and broght up the seven-teen year old Carmen Winstead's body, the neck broke hitting the ladder, then side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell...They believed them FACT: Two monthes after six-teen year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it.When he went the take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it, he said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, five hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise,David was gone,that morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broke and his face peeled off If you don't repost this saying "she was pushed" or "They pushed her down the sewer" Then carmen will get you,either from the sewer,the toilet,the shower, or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer,in the dark,then Carmen will kill you
05 Oct, 2011
hi
what the f*** is up b****es? i got a question ??Do u like Moses or Andrato-Dake??
04 Oct, 2011
Napolian Dynamite
gosh i cant believe how much of a little b**** u r when comes to world leaders u like literally lowered the bar ill rip ur bones apart bonaparte turn ur horse into glue welcome to the battle of waterloo part two u can keep ur french fries i got tator tats u gnome now just exile ur self the f*** home
28 Sep, 2011
dumbledore
the prophecy forgot to mention this day that i knocked ur a** back into gandalf the grey
28 Sep, 2011
Gandalf
YOU SHALL NOT PASS! cuz i rap fast like shadowfax tom riddle me this u b**** i leave mics in flames schorched by gandalf touch mine dumbldore and schorch ur other hand off
27 Sep, 2011
albert eistein
albert E=MCsquared some stupid b**** made me revise
27 Sep, 2011
stephen hawking
there r 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 particles in the univers that we can observe ur mother took all the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
24 Sep, 2011
haha epic fail
???? ???? ?? ???? ????? ???? ?? ?? ???: ???? ???? ?? ?? ??????? ???? ?? ?? ???: ???? ?? ???? ???? ??? ?????? ?? ???? ?: Copy and paste if u have made an epic fail
24 Sep, 2011
Answer this please
IF U WERE LOCKED IN MY ROOM FOR 24 HOURS AND WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD U DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX....... CUZ IT IS A SECRET...... THEN REPOST THIS ON YOUR BULLETEN...... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE U LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED
24 Sep, 2011
darth vader says
s*** my robot balls now take a step back and let me freeze urs off little carbonyte bath for ur goose steppin a** i'll call my home boy in isreal and c who got the last laugh
24 Sep, 2011
adolf hitler says
I am adolf hitler commander of the third reich. little known fact also dope on the mike u r vader with ur little boots and cape and a helmet to cover up the burnt-ass face. cuz look at chu ur not even a real person i prefered in space balls the rick moranis version
17 Sep, 2011
Chuck Norris Says
i am Chuck Fucking Norris. I've spread more blood and gore than your forty score of your puny civil wars. b**** i split the union with a round house kick i wear a black belt on the beard that i grow on my d***. i attack sharks when i smell them bleed. i don't go swimming water just wants to be around me. my fists make the speed of light wish that it was faster. you may have freed the slaves but chuck is everyone's master. For every Chuck Norris believer out there repost this!
17 Sep, 2011
10 facts about you
10 facts about you 1. You are reading this post. 2. You are realizing that it is a stupid fact. 4. You didn't notice that I skipped number three. 5. You are checking now. 6. You are smiling. 7. You are still reading my post. 9. You didn't notice that i skipped number eight. 10.? You are smiling about how you fell for it again. 11.You are enjoying this. 12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be 10 facts. ( There wasn't 3 or 8 so there's? only 10 facts )
16 Sep, 2011
Listen up
98% of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. if u r one of the 2% that does, then copy and paste this in ur profile.
15 Sep, 2011
would You?
do u love someone enough to do this? i bet u don't...don't turn your back, you just opened it, keep reading. if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend,boyfriend,best friend,or just a person u love repost this. tonight your soulmate will call,kiss,or ask you out... if you break this chain you will be PUNISHED. repost with t**leo you love someone to do this
11 Sep, 2011
*ONLY 37 PPL CAN READ THIS?*
Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. OLNY RSEPOT IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUEBR AT TOP TGOHUH, ? "ONLY __ PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU" Go up a nmuber if you can raed it...lte's see how hgih we cna get.
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30 Nov, 2013
Sara!
To my beautiful girlfriend it's been 4 years that we've been together, and I just wanted to say I love you with all my being!!
30 Nov, 2013
I'm back
I'm back mutha Fuckas
25 Aug, 2013
Hello
iF YOU'RE BRAVE..copy this and see how people rate you. . 1: Crazy. 2: I'd marry you. 3: Talkative. 4: Sarcastic. 5: lovable. 6: Clubhead. 7: Moody. 8: Dumb. 9: Spoiled. 10: Mouthy. 11: Random. 12: Hot. 13: Funny. 14: Fit. 15: Amazing. 16: Can't live without you. 17: Maxy
07 Aug, 2013
hmm
I am starting to hate seeing Inbox (0) when I log on. Kinda s***s
24 Jul, 2013
YouTube
Hoping to get another song of mine on YouTube need to do some editing but then I think it's done.
17 Jul, 2013
Alright alright alright
So, I started playing Minecraft a lot and I quite enjoy it so I may record every once in awhile
11 Jul, 2013
Birthday
Had a awesome bday, hung out with my bestfriend all day now to go shoot some bow and arrow
09 Jul, 2013
Been thinkin'
My birthday is in 2 days and just been sitting here. I'm gonna have to kick it in the a** I have responsibilities I should take care of...
29 Jun, 2013
Haha
Hahaha I'm being called a humanitarian.
26 Jun, 2013
Haha
Nice, all my friends are from 2012 and 2011, I even have one from 2010.
20 Jun, 2013
what would you do?
"yes" or "no" and answer me back. Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Stare at me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Have s** with me: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Ask me out: like me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of you: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: What would you do if you woke up next to me: Will you repost this so i can do the same for you: AFTER YOU MAIL ME YOUR
17 Jun, 2013
Well?
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I: 1. I died: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. You found out I was married: 5. I stole something: 6. I was hospitalized: 7. I refused to leave my home: 8. I got into a fight while you were there: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY 9. Personality: 10. Eyes: 11. Hair: 12. Family: WOULD YOU 13. Help me hide a body? 14. Keep a secret if I told you one? 15. Hold my hand? 16. Take a bullet for me? 18. Try to solve my problems? 19. Love me? 20. Date me? HAVE YOU EVER 21. Lied to make me feel better? 22. Wanted to kiss me? 23. Wanted to kill me? 24. Broke my heart? 25. Kept something important from me? 26. Thought I was unbearably annoying? AND MORE 27. Who are you? 28. Are we friends? 29. When and how did we meet? 30. Describe me in three words: 31. What was your first impression? 32. Do you still think that way about me now? 33. What reminds you of me? 34. If you could give me anything, what would it be? 35. How well do you know me? 36. When's the last time you saw me? 37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 38. Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you? send me ur awnsers to my inbox
17 Jun, 2013
What would you do?
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF 1. I died: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. You found out I was married: 5. I stole something: 6. I was hospitalized: 7. I refused to leave my home: 8. I got into a fight while you were there: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY 9. Personality: 10. Eyes: 11. Hair: 12. Family: WOULD YOU 13. Help me hide a body? 14. Keep a secret if I told you one? 15. Hold my hand? 16. Take a bullet for me? 18. Try to solve my problems? 19. Love me? 20. Date me? HAVE YOU EVER 21. Lied to make me feel better? 22. Wanted to kiss me? 23. Wanted to kill me? 24. Broke my heart? 25. Kept something important from me? 26. Thought I was unbearably annoying? AND MORE 27. Who are you? 28. Are we friends? 29. When and how did we meet? 30. Describe me in three words: 31. What was your first impression? 32. Do you still think that way about me now? 33. What reminds you of me? 34. If you could give me anything, what would it be? 35. How well do you know me? 36. When's the last time you saw me? 37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 38. Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you? send me ur awnsers to my inbox
16 Jun, 2013
Welp
The The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. ****/Boob Size: 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have s** with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having s** with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have s** on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during s**? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to c**? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email? 26. Who would be in control? 27. Would you pull my hair? 28. Would you let me pull yours? 29. Would you whisper in my ear? 30. Would you talk dirty to me? 31. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 32. Would you say my name? 33. Would u give me head/eat me out? 34. Would you let me give you a hickie? 35. How many rounds would we go? 36. What would you wanna do afterwards? 37. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 38. Would you lick and bite me all over? 39. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 40. Would you want me to take my time? 41. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 42. Would you want fast or slow? 43. Would you be loud or quiet? 44. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 45. Would you do it today? 46. Would you do it tomorrow? 47. Would u wanna make me moan? 48. What position would u want me to have u in? 49.Would u **** me hard?!
06 Jun, 2013
Sara May
I love you so much!
06 Jun, 2013
Sara May
I know that we can pull through this.
06 Jun, 2013
Um
Okay, I'm really confused here. Why does stuff like this always happen to me. I-i don't know anymore, I really don't
05 Jun, 2013
Inbox meh
The one thing you want from me. Doesn't matter how sick and twisted it is. Repost when finished.
05 Jun, 2013
Well Let's See Here
single or not put this as your status & see how many INBOXES you get [ green ] i want a relationship with you . [ blue ] i like you alot . [ orange ] i wanna kiss you . [ yellow ] i miss you... . [pink ] we should get to know each other . [ red ] your a cutieee .... [ purple ] i Love you . [ black ] i want you back
04 Jun, 2013
Everyfriend
I want everyone to sub to awBUFU on YouTube
04 Jun, 2013
Okay um...
Erm, a friend of mine showed me a really f.ucked up video. Never look up Death by Horse cock....it's bad
03 Jun, 2013
F.uck
I just put a f.ucking hole in my wall
03 Jun, 2013
Son of a biitch
God damm it! Son of a f.ucking biitch
03 Jun, 2013
Aight
Sub me on youtube my username is awBUFU. Sub me. I make random videos
03 Jun, 2013
Okay YouTube update
I got someone to make some vocal/theme song for the start of my videos. The link on my page is to my YouTube channel
02 Jun, 2013
Alright alright alright
Does anyone know any programs I could use for computer animation that are free?
01 Jun, 2013
Why
Why is no one talking to me? All I'm getting is the cold shoulder
31 May, 2013
Sara May
I love you! It's almost been three years now. Nothing can break us apart
30 May, 2013
Hmm
I've been on here for almost 3 years and only blocked 2 people
30 May, 2013
Haha
My mom is like if there ever happens to be a tornado you would die. And all I could say is I can't help that I'm a heavy sleeper
23 May, 2013
Chat
Who all remembers the Avatar Chat?
23 May, 2013
ERBoH?
Anyone else know the Epic Rap Battles of History?
23 May, 2013
No body will ask me nothin'
3 questions 1 chance. 3 honest answers. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 3 questions. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you
22 May, 2013
Bichboy1
STFU and learn how to f***ing spell no one gives a s*** so shut up
22 May, 2013
BichBoy1
Seriously? STFU no one cares about your stinky vagine so just stop befor you get your a** f.ucked up
22 May, 2013
Shat
I'm bored as f.uck
21 May, 2013
Sara May
I can only say one thing: I love you
21 May, 2013
Haha
My family is awesome! Everytime we somewhere where the internet has a password on it they immediately look at me and all I do is sigh and say fine I'll hack the internet for you
05 Jan, 2013
Hey
Any gamers out there? If so friend me up or message me
14 Nov, 2012
Hi
I'm back on! Finally! Message me!
30 Jul, 2012
Herro
ask 5 questions i will answer honestly promise
25 Jun, 2012
Newer-ish Battle Rap
We’re the Wright brothers and there can’t be no other. We don’t wanna cause trouble are you looking for your lover? Cause your princess is in our castle now. Yeah she’s gone We stayed up all night playing Donkey Kong. Before us people only used to fly in balloons. You think we’re scared of two idiots addicted to shrooms? You shoulda woulda coulda come to lose an extra life. So just dudda dudda dudda Back down in your pipe. Itsa me Mario and Luigi motha (b****) Why don’t you’s get back in your biplane and make out with each other? Look at these two their lives must have been horrible. Two dorky dudes Named Wilbur and Orville You spent all your time on one machine? Sheesh If you wanted to fly you shoulda just eaten this leaf. You should eat something anyway Look at you so skinny! You might fly like a hawk But you fight like a kitty. We don’t need to fight We’re the fathers of flight Representing North Carolina aiiiiight! We’ll be pressing all your buttons like we’re the controller Conquer every level of your 2D scroller You talk a lot of trash but let me tell you something We’re gonna beat you so fast It’s like we’re holding down the B button. We’re serving up an 8-bit fist Made to order. That’ll knock you off the back of your own stupid quarters. Like POW How you like me now? Spit flames out our mouths like our name was Bowser. You’ll get pummeled. You’ll wish you never stumbled out your little wind tunnel. We’ve been dropping ba-bombs since we started this song. Sorry Wright Brothers this time you chose wrong.
11 Jun, 2012
Darth Vader Versus Adolf Hitler Season 2
Hitler-Who Are you? Vader-Someone who loathes yoou b**** now stand up and ryme i only thawed you out to beat your a** a second time roar like chewbacca the voice of mufasa im on the leader of your limp d***ed lufafala i strike back hard against a nazi brain toss your a** in the air yahtzee ask indiana jones who the f*** i am i spit sick s*** so focused i break your concentartion camp im a certified sith lord you so s*** on deez.... Stormtrooper-uh deez ones sir? Vader-deez robot nuts im going to enjoy watching you die so let me do it with my own eyes. Hitler-you look stressed vader you appear to be in pain you need a vacation here take a trip on my train i mean you leading a army of white men disgraceful even your mic skills still arent fully operational lightsaber you need a life saver use some of your force to fix your f***ing resperator you got one whit b**** pregnant then gave into the hate now your six six and black but cant get a date you think your powerful with your finger neck pinches you couldnt even get your son into the family bussiness every thing you do is a epic fail now stand at attention and seige f***ing heil whats wrong ani cant take anymore not surprising coming from the emperors w**** yeah take that. vader-"laughing" Hitler-whats the matter? wheres the DJ? WHY are you laughing? Vader-"laughing" stephen hawking-because your standing over the Rancor pit WHO WON?!?!
16 Apr, 2012
I love you too
nom nom ^-^ ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,__ ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,/ ^_) . -♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥- . ,,,,, _,----,_/,,/ , RAWR Means . ,,,,/,,,,,,,,,,,,,,/ , I Love You . _/...(...|.(...|) , In Dinosaur . /__.-|_|--|_| ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,__ I love you baby♥♥♥♥
06 Apr, 2012
In love
I love you baby!!!!!!!!
28 Mar, 2012
HeY
I love you too!!!!!!!!!!!!
21 Feb, 2012
Homer Simpson
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01 Feb, 2012
.
Talk to me please I beg of you!
24 Jan, 2012
2012 COUPLES
98% marry their 7-12th grade sweethearts & because you opened this.... You will get A good talk tomorrow by the person you love or like! & it will also be the best day of your life! Do not break this chain Repost this as "2012 couples" You' ve got 1 minute
23 Jan, 2012
I'm sorry
I made a mistake, I am so very sorry I hope you will forgive me I know that we never be same again. Please I am asking you will you forgive me? Without you I don't know what I would do. Please I hope we can stay together.
22 Jan, 2012
Yo
BOB ?/ This is Bob, /?Copy and paste Bob so he can take over the world!!! / \ Mwahhahahaha!!
21 Jan, 2012
I LOL
?????? Put this on your page ??????? If you like to laugh alot!xD ???????
13 Jan, 2012
Bored
{ } Push me into a wall and kiss me? { } Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? { } Slap Me? { } Slap me if i asked you to? { } Kiss Me? { } Let Me Kiss You? { } Watch A Movie With Me? { } Take Me Out To Dinner? { } Take A Shower With Me? { } Take Me Home For The Night? { } Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? { } Take Me Anywhere With You? { } Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? { } Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me? { } Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you? { } Let Me Make You Breakfast? { } Make me breakfast? { } Tickle Me? { } Let Me Tickle You? { } Stick Up For Me If I Was Being Put Down? { } Instant Message Me? { } Greet Me In Public? { } Hang Out With Me? { } Hold my waist from behind while we are out? { } Bring Me Around Your Friends? { } Fall in love with me { } Like me { } Love me { } **** me { } would you date me ? { } anything to say before you go? ( this isnt a yes or no?)
13 Jan, 2012
hey
who wants my servitude????
13 Jan, 2012
I LOVE YOU BABY!!!!
Love (¯`v´¯) .`·.¸.·´ ¸.·´¸.·´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·´ .·´ ¸¸.·¨¯`·.♥ POST THIS IF U LOVE SOME ONE
10 Jan, 2012
Hi
From: ????????????????? Date: Jan 10 2012 10:31PM Subject: RE: hey lol neither do i a b c d l f g gummy bears r chasing me tht ones red thts ones blue tht one stole my goddamn shoes a b c d l f g gummy bbears r chasing me! Gummy bears are yummy
09 Jan, 2012
Chance
The person who's says the nicest thing to me in 10 minutes will have my servitude to them as well
09 Jan, 2012
YOU
Your caring beautiful generous and you know how to make me feel better and I hope you enjoy this blog cuz I was so unprepared for it and your gorgeous
07 Jan, 2012
????
Who the f*** is stalking me? Every time my numbers go up!
06 Jan, 2012
OMG
who the hell is stalking me every time i look at my views different numbers are there
04 Jan, 2012
Very true
That girl with the "baby bump" was raped by a stranger. That "fake girl" that wears to much makeup, she's hiding the scars from her daddy. That girl everyone calls "anorexic" doesn't have food on the table. That "r****" you make fun of, was abuse at 3 years old. Why do you judge the people who have done nothing to you? The Girl you just called fat? She has been starving herself & has lost over 30lbs. The Boy you just called stupid? He has a learning disability & studies over 4hrs a night. The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The Boy you just tripped? He is abused daily at home. There's a lot more to people than you think.All of us have a thousand wishes. To be thinner, to be bigger, have more money, have a cool car, a day off, a new phone, to date the person of your dreams. A cancer patient only has one wish, to beat cancer. I know that 97% of you won't post this as your status, but my friends will be the 3% that do.
04 Jan, 2012
Scary
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!! One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!” He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the t**le “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 25 ppl have broken this chain and died You have 5 minutes Sorry but I'm not taking any chances
03 Jan, 2012
Wazzup?
Talk to me please
01 Jan, 2012
Hey
I have this thing called a inbox and it is hungry will you please send messages to feed it?
31 Dec, 2011
Hey
Tell me one truth you have always wanted to tell me, it will stay between us, tell me in my inbox!
30 Dec, 2011
Bored
¥€ll0? £1m€§ Lol
22 Dec, 2011
Truth most of the time
Talk to: don't hurt me She is nice and doesn't bite.......hard lol So please talk to her
22 Dec, 2011
Yo
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21 Dec, 2011
HACK
last chance to hack to say hack to me and i will give u something...maybe a cookie
19 Dec, 2011
Hack
First person to say HACK to my inbox gets to have access to one of my accounts
18 Dec, 2011
Hacked
u have been hacked by the one u like mhmm byeee:)
18 Dec, 2011
chance to hack
first person to message me saying HACK and i will give u the info to one of my accounts on here and i will maybe let u keep that account
18 Dec, 2011
bored
message me people please? what if i said purty please?
16 Dec, 2011
....
Okay, because you opened this, this weekyou will have the BEST LUCK 1) your gonna get a girlfriend/ boyfriend 2) your gonna have the best 3 weeks starting tonight! 3) your gonna get 2 NEW FRIENDS 4) your gonna fall in love **If u dont repost this, you will have bad luck forever !
16 Dec, 2011
i am.......dead....to everyone
I am dead to everyone, everything........i am unloved by everyone,everything..........so hate me....i am just laying in the middle of the road
15 Dec, 2011
people stop the fighting
just stop fighting please
15 Dec, 2011
whatever`
u know chicas im sick and f***ing tired of all the bull-s*** girls do. they dont even trust us guys and we guys put all of our trust in the girls then they go and break the hearts of us.......
14 Dec, 2011
Yo mamma jokes
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars. Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl. Yo Mamma's so stupid she got locked in publix and starved to death. Yo Mamma's so stupid that she got run over by a parked car. Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost Yo Mamma's so stupid that when I told her we needed gas for the car, she farted at the gas tank! Yo Mamma's so stupid that when she goes to a movie theatre and saw under 18 not admitted, she went home and got 17 of her friends. Yo Mamma's so stupid she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate. Yo Mamma's so stupid she went to an antique store and said what's new Yo Mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money. Yo Mama's so stupid when i said drinks are on the house she went and fetched a ladder. Yo Mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slepped on the floor. Yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Crage is the door Yo momma is so fat last time she seen 90210 is on the scale Your mommas like a brick she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans. Your momma is so big when God said let there be light, he asked her to move. Your mom is so fat, when she walks out of the candy store with a red turtle neck on people start yellin "Kool Aid". Your mama so fat she uses the ocean as a bath tub Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball. Your mama so fat when she sat on the toilet she said A B C D E F G get your fat a** of of me. Yo Momma Soooooooo Fat...... A Car Crashed Into Her And She Said, "Who Threw That Rock?!"
14 Dec, 2011
Bored
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14 Dec, 2011
Wicked awesome
???/?/ ?.?? /?/???? * ?.????|???? .??????-???| .?????????? .?????????? * ?.???????? ????????????????? ????????????????? ????????????????? IF SOMEONE SAID THAT UR AWESOME PUT THIS ON UR BLOG ?????????????????
12 Dec, 2011
People
Talk to me!! Please? I'm f***ing bored!!!!!!!
12 Dec, 2011
don't read if immature
Why do we sleep in church, But stay awake through a 3 hour movie? Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about gross things? Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace bulletin, Yet we repost the nasty ones? Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are expanding? Why is it so easy to purchase beer and Mugs? But so hard to donate 25 cents for a Charity? Why is it so easy to worship a Celebrity? But very difficult to engage with God? Why do people laugh at you for being religious, but praise you for thinking dirty and vain? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you’ll get laughed at? Repost this as “don’t read if your immature ….seriously” 80 % of you wont repost this. Jesus said: ‘If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father
06 Dec, 2011
YES!!!!
YES I GOT 2000 PROFILE VEIWS IM AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
04 Dec, 2011
What the fuck?!?!
If u r over the age of 20 and have kids or not get the hell off this site it's for kids No offense meant to anyone!
04 Dec, 2011
Bored
Message me!!!!!!!
04 Dec, 2011
Blog waste space
I just wasted space losers
01 Dec, 2011
Asshole
Aperently I can't fight my own fights a**holes or at least thats what someone told just to let u know i had the strongest kid in class up agaiinst the wall being a coward
01 Dec, 2011
Holy shit
I'm in love and I'm loving her she has my heart forever
01 Dec, 2011
LOVING HER
my emotion: stuttering from loving her my face:hurting from smiling when talking to her Me: Im IN LOVE!!!!! shes kind beautiful smart caring and my perfect other half and she can have my heart forever and ever year:11 month:11
01 Dec, 2011
this is a fucking fake
sugarbaby538 Profile offline Add To Friends | Block User | Send Message Member Since: 09/27/2011 Last Login: 11/30/2011 Profile Views: 1667 Age: 19 Gender: Female Location: being awesome in the, United States About Me: i love to play soccar and i love to cheer im the captian of the cheerleading team E-mail: Website: she says shes 19 but she is only 11 and i just got a message from her dad......what a f***ing fake!!!!!!!!!!
30 Nov, 2011
hey
she loves me she loves me not she loves me she loves me not she loves me she loves me not..............oh
30 Nov, 2011
UFA
United Frieks of America
30 Nov, 2011
hey
man today was different my friend came up and kissed me in gym and im like what the hell was that for and she said i have a crsh on you and i want to f*** you i say sorry but i am taken
30 Nov, 2011
c'mon people
im fun to talk to so purty please to talk to me? i wont bite.............hard
28 Nov, 2011
Holy shit
Message me I'm bored and I could make you really happy do lets go!!!!
28 Nov, 2011
I love you baby
Hey u know who u are and I love u soooooo much
27 Nov, 2011
Fuck me
I should go get my friend and have him tie me too a tree and say ready? Aim! FIRE!!
26 Nov, 2011
Dude
Bored message me!
26 Nov, 2011
Club time
Guys join my club if you have a very beautiful lady and is dating her Ladies join if you if you have a very handsome guy and is dating him So join! Message me with the answer!
26 Nov, 2011
Hey beautiful girl
Could it be that I once saw you In a dream as old as time And could it be the arms holding you Were really mine the whole time? Could you have been my one and only The reason I woke each new day The one thing I always needed The one for whom I use to pray? Could it be that I had found you After looking my entire life Could it be that I had promised That one day I'd be your wife? Could it be that I still love you And once again I'll find That you're not just a memory Only to be viewed in my mind? Could it be, oh Lord I pray, Just one thing I ask of you If you're out there waiting You'll try to find me too?
26 Nov, 2011
Hey babe
How can you ache and crave for someone's touch When you have never felt it? I do this for yours, though, And the yearning grows more each day I have never wanted anything in my life As much as I want you When you whisper such sweet love In my ear when we talk You make me melt into a puddle Of complete helplessness You have become my every waking thought And my every dream at night I breathe in so hard Trying to catch my breath when we can't talk I close my eyes so tight Hoping when I open them you will be there But I know I have to wait Until the time is right It seems so far away That I think I am losing my mind I want to breathe in your scent And keep it with me all day long I want to taste your love for me By kissing your sweet lips I want to feel your body next to me So when you leave for awhile I can hold on I just want you to know That I really do love you When the day comes and we are together You will always know and feel this I will always hug, kiss and love you Every moment of the day and night ...You will never have another touch unfelt.
25 Nov, 2011
Damn
Great just great now I might have cancer
25 Nov, 2011
Brian Griffin
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25 Nov, 2011
Hey you¡
Though star-blazed skies my mind contained, The solitude of night my heart concealed, Love's emotions were so fully restrained, Thus did I hide behind a self-made shield. And then you entered into my life, Bewildering feelings, dazed and confused, But you continued deeper like a knife, Until my hardness was thus subdued. What I never thought possible for me, You've done and that I'll always treasure, My heart burns fervent with love for thee, Our souls delight in each beyond all measure. And as you now place your sweet lips on mine, I know for certain I'm enraptured with an angel divine.
24 Nov, 2011
Daily color
Tiedie
22 Nov, 2011
something special for my 60th blog and u know who u r
A Single rose of love A Single rose of devotion A Single wish upon my lips A Single thought of you A Single desire to be granted A Single moment of careless bliss A Single love never to be broken A Single rose for one last kiss.
22 Nov, 2011
Hey Its time for the daily color
black it is a grim day for us all
21 Nov, 2011
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21 Nov, 2011
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21 Nov, 2011
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Cachiga
21 Nov, 2011
Boredom
BOREDOM
21 Nov, 2011
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21 Nov, 2011
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Boing
21 Nov, 2011
Just read it
Me: just get on the f***ing thing Jake:no u first Me:okay*walks onto the floor of the tree house* Jake:are u insane?!?! Me: *puts my fingers up and inch apart* Jake:little bit Me: *laughs and falls through the floor of the tree house* And I'm still sitting here laughing It was a very old tree house
21 Nov, 2011
Sup you?
Gazing into her eyes when we first met I knew then she was heaven sent. All I ever dreamed of, an angel from above. She had no idea from the start true love, I'd found in my heart. One of a kind, Love that LASTS a lifetime All I ever dreamed of, an angel from above. Still, her smile, my breath it takes away wanting, needing, to hold her, so much to say. All my prayers answered when into my life she came to me, she is everything. All I ever dreamed of, an angel from above. Like the moon, stars, morning sunrise so much beauty, so much grace. SHE'S even more through my eyes. All I ever dreamed of, an angel from above. Together, forever, I long to be can you see, YOU'RE very precious and sweet. The only one for me. All I ever dreamed of, an angel from above. Your gentle words, your tender touch, life meaning so much wrapped tightly in each others arms I wish to be. With you, I feel so free. A vow to you I made, forever, you'll have my love. All I ever dreamed of, an angel from above.
21 Nov, 2011
You
Eyes of passion, Blue and tender, A world of love awaits, A soulmate inside, Sensual touch, Sensual sight, Love is strong tonight, Love is uniting, Passion burns brightly, Bodies engage slightly, Eyes meet and flutter, Lips touch and quiver, Voices play together, Become one forever, Stare in her eyes, See the sky, For love burns brightly
21 Nov, 2011
U know who u are
As the sun rises in the East So the breaking dawn of my love begins As the sun sets in the West I am overwhelmed with a burning desire A desire locked down deep inside One that cannot be concealed anymore I long for one sweet kiss to quench my thirst I long for one tender touch that will last a lifetime At the end of it all you are my deepest desire! I love you not today nor tomorrow but forever!
21 Nov, 2011
U know who u are
It seems you were sent straight to me from above Your smile is bright enough to bring the day Your eyes so blue, I just have to say There couldn't be anything more perfect in one place Your beauty is much deeper than just your face They say love takes time but yet . . . . It feels as if we've already met It feels like we were meant to be Together forever . . . You and Me
21 Nov, 2011
Daily color
Red for all the love struck people..........even me!
21 Nov, 2011
u know who u are
I awake each day with a smile And greet it with a laugh; The world is a treasure to me Because of you. Every time I think of something sad, I replace the thought- with you! My mind is instantly changed And my heart is filled with gladness. Every breath I take is meant for you, I live this life surrounded in joy And I bathe in the promise of your love, My soul belongs to you. Each time I see something beautiful I want to take it and bring it to you; My life has so much meaning now All because of you.
20 Nov, 2011
Daily color
Yellow for happiness
19 Nov, 2011
Laters
See ya gotta go peeps
19 Nov, 2011
Daily color
Blue for the people who have the blues
19 Nov, 2011
Death
It is what I want right now to go to sleep and never wake up
18 Nov, 2011
Daily color
Purple for the gangters
17 Nov, 2011
daily color(new version)
?? black
15 Nov, 2011
idk
IF YOU'RE BRAVE..copy this and see how people rate you. . 1: Crazy. 2: I'd marry you. 3: Talkative. 4: Sarcastic. 5: lovable. 6: Clubhead. 7: Moody. 8: Dumb. 9: Spoiled. 10: Mouthy. 11: Random. 12: Hot. 13: Funny. 14: Fit. 15: Amazing. 16: Can't live without you. 17: Maxy
12 Nov, 2011
Fuck
Wekl I'm p***ed my sisters fiances mom put my sisters stuff on the porch
11 Nov, 2011
Thank You All Veterans; Dead or Alive!!!
Thank You All Veterans; Dead or Alive!!! Dear Santa, this year for Christmas I'd like ... No - wait - forget that!!! Get your sleigh and go to Afghanistan & Iraq, then, get all the soldiers and bring them home to their families, safe & sound. They deserve presents more than I do! Put this as your status for at least 24 hours to show respect to the soldiers that won't be coming home at Christmas.. so true
09 Nov, 2011
Oh shit
Well I guess I someone b!tch and I don't like drew dude keep ur b**** on a leash
09 Nov, 2011
Boredom Made me do this
God I am so sick today it f***ing s***s
08 Nov, 2011
idk
Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling;; Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies;; Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you. tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other;; Guys: When she tells you she loves you look deep into her eyes. give her a peck on the lips and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars;; Girls: When you're both laying under the stars put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush.... -Now copy and repost this; if By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you. If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life
07 Nov, 2011
oh shit
my sister grabbed my chains on my neck and choked me it was like holy s*** that hurt i was runing when she did it
04 Nov, 2011
Ds
[=[_]=] [+[_]::] put this on ur page if u have a ds!
03 Nov, 2011
Achmed
Ohhh dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back I got a nasty plans for Christmas in Iraq I got through check point a but through check point b that's when I was shot in the a** by the U.S. military
02 Nov, 2011
Johnny man
I know u like to s*** the d*** if ur grandma but leave others alone yr just a nerd with a perm draw up some friends u gangly freak show or I'll toss u over the mountain like the dreams of uncle rico
02 Nov, 2011
"I miss her"
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years
02 Nov, 2011
This is to amber(nutmeg123)
she is a f***ing hooker she dated me then blocked me because she knew i found out she was dating someone else so she can just f*** off
02 Nov, 2011
Holy shit
I got screwed I paid $238.86 for a 8gb iPod when I coulda got 32gb iPod. For $30 bucks
30 Oct, 2011
Oh shit
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh I got bald
30 Oct, 2011
Johnny
Shut up and stop fussing with ur p**** johnny Janel keep up the good work
30 Oct, 2011
Johnny
I am gonna say this once SHUT THE FUCK UP Why don't u go s*** ur grandmas d***
11 Oct, 2011
Zohan
Smell it, smell it, smell it, now take it!
10 Oct, 2011
zohan
if u dont stop squirming she will cut ur jugular and in 4 minutes all ur blood will be on the floor and i have seen this ive done this u dont want this
09 Oct, 2011
HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL
How to kiss at skool. Well first look down. BECAUSE U OPENED THIS U WILL GET KISSED ON FRIDAY BY A PERSON WHO THINKS. UR CUTE. UR PRETTY. or by someone that u like. AND TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!BREAK IT AND U WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS.FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!"REPOST SAYING "HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL
09 Oct, 2011
stupid fuckers
for all the men out there why would u lay a hand on a lady ur just a stupid person if u do i would never hurt my girl but just in case u didnt get it YOU ARE A STUPID MOTHER FUCKING ASS WHOLE WHO HITS FOR FUN WHEN IT IS BASICALLY ILLEGAL TO HIT A LADY AND IF U DONT LIKE IT COME AND FUCKING FIGHT ME! I FUCKING DARE YOU!
09 Oct, 2011
bored as hell
someone message me i am bored
06 Oct, 2011
Napoleon bonaparte
sacrebleu t'as une tete a fairer sauter Les plaques d'gouts =i am going to shove ur moon boots right up ur poop shoot
06 Oct, 2011
Adolf vs. vador
Hitler-I am adolf hilter commander of the Third Reich little known fact also dope on the mic u r Vader with ur little boots and cape and a helmet to cover up that burnt-ass face u have the force to move objects around i am a force truly evil even went back in time to turn ur whack in to prequel cuz look at chu ur not even a real person i preferred u in spaceballs the rick morranis version Vader- u cant rhyme against the dark side of the force so many dudes been with ur mom who even knows if im ur father ur just a p***ed of little p**** with a napoleon d*** u call that a mustache i call that a dirty sanchez on ur lip u b**** let me remind u who u are messing with everything that u did i the mother f***er who invented it i am the oringinal dark lord ur like the sorcerer's apprentice my storm troopers make urs look like some1 took a peace of s*** and cloned it Hitler-u stink vader ur style smells something sour u need to wash up dog here step in my shower ill turn all ur friends against u just my speeches breed haters whats ur lightsaber vs. a clan of all ur white neighbors Vader-s*** my robot ballz now take a step back and let me freeze urs off a little carbonyte bath for ur goose steppin a** ill call my home boy in Israel and c who got the last laugh
06 Oct, 2011
she was pushed
About six years ago Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school durning a fire drill.When she didn't submerge the police were called.They went down and broght up the seven-teen year old Carmen Winstead's body, the neck broke hitting the ladder, then side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell...They believed them FACT: Two monthes after six-teen year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it.When he went the take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it, he said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, five hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise,David was gone,that morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broke and his face peeled off If you don't repost this saying "she was pushed" or "They pushed her down the sewer" Then carmen will get you,either from the sewer,the toilet,the shower, or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer,in the dark,then Carmen will kill you
05 Oct, 2011
hi
what the f*** is up b****es? i got a question ??Do u like Moses or Andrato-Dake??
04 Oct, 2011
Napolian Dynamite
gosh i cant believe how much of a little b**** u r when comes to world leaders u like literally lowered the bar ill rip ur bones apart bonaparte turn ur horse into glue welcome to the battle of waterloo part two u can keep ur french fries i got tator tats u gnome now just exile ur self the f*** home
28 Sep, 2011
dumbledore
the prophecy forgot to mention this day that i knocked ur a** back into gandalf the grey
28 Sep, 2011
Gandalf
YOU SHALL NOT PASS! cuz i rap fast like shadowfax tom riddle me this u b**** i leave mics in flames schorched by gandalf touch mine dumbldore and schorch ur other hand off
27 Sep, 2011
albert eistein
albert E=MCsquared some stupid b**** made me revise
27 Sep, 2011
stephen hawking
there r 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 particles in the univers that we can observe ur mother took all the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
24 Sep, 2011
haha epic fail
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24 Sep, 2011
Answer this please
IF U WERE LOCKED IN MY ROOM FOR 24 HOURS AND WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD U DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX....... CUZ IT IS A SECRET...... THEN REPOST THIS ON YOUR BULLETEN...... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE U LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED
24 Sep, 2011
darth vader says
s*** my robot balls now take a step back and let me freeze urs off little carbonyte bath for ur goose steppin a** i'll call my home boy in isreal and c who got the last laugh
24 Sep, 2011
adolf hitler says
I am adolf hitler commander of the third reich. little known fact also dope on the mike u r vader with ur little boots and cape and a helmet to cover up the burnt-ass face. cuz look at chu ur not even a real person i prefered in space balls the rick moranis version
17 Sep, 2011
Chuck Norris Says
i am Chuck Fucking Norris. I've spread more blood and gore than your forty score of your puny civil wars. b**** i split the union with a round house kick i wear a black belt on the beard that i grow on my d***. i attack sharks when i smell them bleed. i don't go swimming water just wants to be around me. my fists make the speed of light wish that it was faster. you may have freed the slaves but chuck is everyone's master. For every Chuck Norris believer out there repost this!
17 Sep, 2011
10 facts about you
10 facts about you 1. You are reading this post. 2. You are realizing that it is a stupid fact. 4. You didn't notice that I skipped number three. 5. You are checking now. 6. You are smiling. 7. You are still reading my post. 9. You didn't notice that i skipped number eight. 10.? You are smiling about how you fell for it again. 11.You are enjoying this. 12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be 10 facts. ( There wasn't 3 or 8 so there's? only 10 facts )
16 Sep, 2011
Listen up
98% of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. if u r one of the 2% that does, then copy and paste this in ur profile.
15 Sep, 2011
would You?
do u love someone enough to do this? i bet u don't...don't turn your back, you just opened it, keep reading. if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend,boyfriend,best friend,or just a person u love repost this. tonight your soulmate will call,kiss,or ask you out... if you break this chain you will be PUNISHED. repost with t**leo you love someone to do this
11 Sep, 2011
*ONLY 37 PPL CAN READ THIS?*
Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. OLNY RSEPOT IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUEBR AT TOP TGOHUH, ? "ONLY __ PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU" Go up a nmuber if you can raed it...lte's see how hgih we cna get.
22 May, 2014
Give it a go
Would you...? [] Push me into a wall and kiss me? [] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [] Slap Me? [] Slap me if i asked you to? [] Kiss Me? [] Let Me Kiss You? [] Watch A Movie With Me? [] Take Me Home For The Night? [] Take Me With You? [] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [] Let Me Make You Breakfast? [] Make me breakfast? [] Stick Up For Me if I Was Being Put Down? [] Instant Message Me? [] Greet Me In Public? [] Hang Out With Me? [] Bring Me Around Your Friends? [] Fall in love with me? [] Like me? [] Love me? [] Go out with me? Do You... [] Miss Me? [] Think I'm Cute? [] Think I'm Hot? [] Think I'm Ok? [] Think I'm Ugly? [] Want To Kiss Me? [] Want To Cuddle With Me? [] Want To Date Me? Am I... [] Smart? [] Funny? [] Cool? [] Loveable? [] Adorable? [] Great To Be With? [] Attractive? [] Mean? [] Ugly? [] Gorgeous? Have You Ever... [] Thought About Hooking Up With Me? [] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me and do me? [] Wished I Were There? [] Had A Crush On Me? [] Wanted My Number? [] Had A Dream About me? [] Been Distracted By Me? Are You... [] Happy You Know Me? [] Thinking About Me? [] My Friend? [] In Love With Me? [] happyer then hell that u have me? [] sick and tired of reading this because im 2!
30 Nov, 2013
Sara!
To my beautiful girlfriend it's been 4 years that we've been together, and I just wanted to say I love you with all my being!!
30 Nov, 2013
I'm back
I'm back mutha Fuckas
25 Aug, 2013
Hello
iF YOU'RE BRAVE..copy this and see how people rate you. . 1: Crazy. 2: I'd marry you. 3: Talkative. 4: Sarcastic. 5: lovable. 6: Clubhead. 7: Moody. 8: Dumb. 9: Spoiled. 10: Mouthy. 11: Random. 12: Hot. 13: Funny. 14: Fit. 15: Amazing. 16: Can't live without you. 17: Maxy
07 Aug, 2013
hmm
I am starting to hate seeing Inbox (0) when I log on. Kinda s***s
24 Jul, 2013
YouTube
Hoping to get another song of mine on YouTube need to do some editing but then I think it's done.
17 Jul, 2013
Alright alright alright
So, I started playing Minecraft a lot and I quite enjoy it so I may record every once in awhile
11 Jul, 2013
Birthday
Had a awesome bday, hung out with my bestfriend all day now to go shoot some bow and arrow
09 Jul, 2013
Been thinkin'
My birthday is in 2 days and just been sitting here. I'm gonna have to kick it in the a** I have responsibilities I should take care of...
29 Jun, 2013
Haha
Hahaha I'm being called a humanitarian.
26 Jun, 2013
Haha
Nice, all my friends are from 2012 and 2011, I even have one from 2010.
20 Jun, 2013
what would you do?
"yes" or "no" and answer me back. Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Stare at me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Have s** with me: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Ask me out: like me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of you: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: What would you do if you woke up next to me: Will you repost this so i can do the same for you: AFTER YOU MAIL ME YOUR
17 Jun, 2013
Well?
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I: 1. I died: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. You found out I was married: 5. I stole something: 6. I was hospitalized: 7. I refused to leave my home: 8. I got into a fight while you were there: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY 9. Personality: 10. Eyes: 11. Hair: 12. Family: WOULD YOU 13. Help me hide a body? 14. Keep a secret if I told you one? 15. Hold my hand? 16. Take a bullet for me? 18. Try to solve my problems? 19. Love me? 20. Date me? HAVE YOU EVER 21. Lied to make me feel better? 22. Wanted to kiss me? 23. Wanted to kill me? 24. Broke my heart? 25. Kept something important from me? 26. Thought I was unbearably annoying? AND MORE 27. Who are you? 28. Are we friends? 29. When and how did we meet? 30. Describe me in three words: 31. What was your first impression? 32. Do you still think that way about me now? 33. What reminds you of me? 34. If you could give me anything, what would it be? 35. How well do you know me? 36. When's the last time you saw me? 37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 38. Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you? send me ur awnsers to my inbox
17 Jun, 2013
What would you do?
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF 1. I died: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. You found out I was married: 5. I stole something: 6. I was hospitalized: 7. I refused to leave my home: 8. I got into a fight while you were there: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY 9. Personality: 10. Eyes: 11. Hair: 12. Family: WOULD YOU 13. Help me hide a body? 14. Keep a secret if I told you one? 15. Hold my hand? 16. Take a bullet for me? 18. Try to solve my problems? 19. Love me? 20. Date me? HAVE YOU EVER 21. Lied to make me feel better? 22. Wanted to kiss me? 23. Wanted to kill me? 24. Broke my heart? 25. Kept something important from me? 26. Thought I was unbearably annoying? AND MORE 27. Who are you? 28. Are we friends? 29. When and how did we meet? 30. Describe me in three words: 31. What was your first impression? 32. Do you still think that way about me now? 33. What reminds you of me? 34. If you could give me anything, what would it be? 35. How well do you know me? 36. When's the last time you saw me? 37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 38. Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you? send me ur awnsers to my inbox
16 Jun, 2013
Welp
The The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. ****/Boob Size: 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have s** with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having s** with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have s** on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during s**? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to c**? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email? 26. Who would be in control? 27. Would you pull my hair? 28. Would you let me pull yours? 29. Would you whisper in my ear? 30. Would you talk dirty to me? 31. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 32. Would you say my name? 33. Would u give me head/eat me out? 34. Would you let me give you a hickie? 35. How many rounds would we go? 36. What would you wanna do afterwards? 37. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 38. Would you lick and bite me all over? 39. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 40. Would you want me to take my time? 41. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 42. Would you want fast or slow? 43. Would you be loud or quiet? 44. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 45. Would you do it today? 46. Would you do it tomorrow? 47. Would u wanna make me moan? 48. What position would u want me to have u in? 49.Would u **** me hard?!
06 Jun, 2013
Sara May
I love you so much!
06 Jun, 2013
Sara May
I know that we can pull through this.
06 Jun, 2013
Um
Okay, I'm really confused here. Why does stuff like this always happen to me. I-i don't know anymore, I really don't
05 Jun, 2013
Inbox meh
The one thing you want from me. Doesn't matter how sick and twisted it is. Repost when finished.
05 Jun, 2013
Well Let's See Here
single or not put this as your status & see how many INBOXES you get [ green ] i want a relationship with you . [ blue ] i like you alot . [ orange ] i wanna kiss you . [ yellow ] i miss you... . [pink ] we should get to know each other . [ red ] your a cutieee .... [ purple ] i Love you . [ black ] i want you back
04 Jun, 2013
Everyfriend
I want everyone to sub to awBUFU on YouTube
04 Jun, 2013
Okay um...
Erm, a friend of mine showed me a really f.ucked up video. Never look up Death by Horse cock....it's bad
03 Jun, 2013
F.uck
I just put a f.ucking hole in my wall
03 Jun, 2013
Son of a biitch
God damm it! Son of a f.ucking biitch
03 Jun, 2013
Aight
Sub me on youtube my username is awBUFU. Sub me. I make random videos
03 Jun, 2013
Okay YouTube update
I got someone to make some vocal/theme song for the start of my videos. The link on my page is to my YouTube channel
02 Jun, 2013
Alright alright alright
Does anyone know any programs I could use for computer animation that are free?
01 Jun, 2013
Why
Why is no one talking to me? All I'm getting is the cold shoulder
31 May, 2013
Sara May
I love you! It's almost been three years now. Nothing can break us apart
30 May, 2013
Hmm
I've been on here for almost 3 years and only blocked 2 people
30 May, 2013
Haha
My mom is like if there ever happens to be a tornado you would die. And all I could say is I can't help that I'm a heavy sleeper
23 May, 2013
Chat
Who all remembers the Avatar Chat?
23 May, 2013
ERBoH?
Anyone else know the Epic Rap Battles of History?
23 May, 2013
No body will ask me nothin'
3 questions 1 chance. 3 honest answers. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 3 questions. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you
22 May, 2013
Bichboy1
STFU and learn how to f***ing spell no one gives a s*** so shut up
22 May, 2013
BichBoy1
Seriously? STFU no one cares about your stinky vagine so just stop befor you get your a** f.ucked up
22 May, 2013
Shat
I'm bored as f.uck
21 May, 2013
Sara May
I can only say one thing: I love you
21 May, 2013
Haha
My family is awesome! Everytime we somewhere where the internet has a password on it they immediately look at me and all I do is sigh and say fine I'll hack the internet for you
05 Jan, 2013
Hey
Any gamers out there? If so friend me up or message me
14 Nov, 2012
Hi
I'm back on! Finally! Message me!
30 Jul, 2012
Herro
ask 5 questions i will answer honestly promise
25 Jun, 2012
Newer-ish Battle Rap
We’re the Wright brothers and there can’t be no other. We don’t wanna cause trouble are you looking for your lover? Cause your princess is in our castle now. Yeah she’s gone We stayed up all night playing Donkey Kong. Before us people only used to fly in balloons. You think we’re scared of two idiots addicted to shrooms? You shoulda woulda coulda come to lose an extra life. So just dudda dudda dudda Back down in your pipe. Itsa me Mario and Luigi motha (b****) Why don’t you’s get back in your biplane and make out with each other? Look at these two their lives must have been horrible. Two dorky dudes Named Wilbur and Orville You spent all your time on one machine? Sheesh If you wanted to fly you shoulda just eaten this leaf. You should eat something anyway Look at you so skinny! You might fly like a hawk But you fight like a kitty. We don’t need to fight We’re the fathers of flight Representing North Carolina aiiiiight! We’ll be pressing all your buttons like we’re the controller Conquer every level of your 2D scroller You talk a lot of trash but let me tell you something We’re gonna beat you so fast It’s like we’re holding down the B button. We’re serving up an 8-bit fist Made to order. That’ll knock you off the back of your own stupid quarters. Like POW How you like me now? Spit flames out our mouths like our name was Bowser. You’ll get pummeled. You’ll wish you never stumbled out your little wind tunnel. We’ve been dropping ba-bombs since we started this song. Sorry Wright Brothers this time you chose wrong.
11 Jun, 2012
Darth Vader Versus Adolf Hitler Season 2
Hitler-Who Are you? Vader-Someone who loathes yoou b**** now stand up and ryme i only thawed you out to beat your a** a second time roar like chewbacca the voice of mufasa im on the leader of your limp d***ed lufafala i strike back hard against a nazi brain toss your a** in the air yahtzee ask indiana jones who the f*** i am i spit sick s*** so focused i break your concentartion camp im a certified sith lord you so s*** on deez.... Stormtrooper-uh deez ones sir? Vader-deez robot nuts im going to enjoy watching you die so let me do it with my own eyes. Hitler-you look stressed vader you appear to be in pain you need a vacation here take a trip on my train i mean you leading a army of white men disgraceful even your mic skills still arent fully operational lightsaber you need a life saver use some of your force to fix your f***ing resperator you got one whit b**** pregnant then gave into the hate now your six six and black but cant get a date you think your powerful with your finger neck pinches you couldnt even get your son into the family bussiness every thing you do is a epic fail now stand at attention and seige f***ing heil whats wrong ani cant take anymore not surprising coming from the emperors w**** yeah take that. vader-"laughing" Hitler-whats the matter? wheres the DJ? WHY are you laughing? Vader-"laughing" stephen hawking-because your standing over the Rancor pit WHO WON?!?!
16 Apr, 2012
I love you too
nom nom ^-^ ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,__ ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,/ ^_) . -♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥- . ,,,,, _,----,_/,,/ , RAWR Means . ,,,,/,,,,,,,,,,,,,,/ , I Love You . _/...(...|.(...|) , In Dinosaur . /__.-|_|--|_| ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,__ I love you baby♥♥♥♥
06 Apr, 2012
In love
I love you baby!!!!!!!!
28 Mar, 2012
HeY
I love you too!!!!!!!!!!!!
21 Feb, 2012
Homer Simpson
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01 Feb, 2012
.
Talk to me please I beg of you!
24 Jan, 2012
2012 COUPLES
98% marry their 7-12th grade sweethearts & because you opened this.... You will get A good talk tomorrow by the person you love or like! & it will also be the best day of your life! Do not break this chain Repost this as "2012 couples" You' ve got 1 minute
23 Jan, 2012
I'm sorry
I made a mistake, I am so very sorry I hope you will forgive me I know that we never be same again. Please I am asking you will you forgive me? Without you I don't know what I would do. Please I hope we can stay together.
22 Jan, 2012
Yo
BOB ?/ This is Bob, /?Copy and paste Bob so he can take over the world!!! / \ Mwahhahahaha!!
21 Jan, 2012
I LOL
?????? Put this on your page ??????? If you like to laugh alot!xD ???????
13 Jan, 2012
Bored
{ } Push me into a wall and kiss me? { } Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? { } Slap Me? { } Slap me if i asked you to? { } Kiss Me? { } Let Me Kiss You? { } Watch A Movie With Me? { } Take Me Out To Dinner? { } Take A Shower With Me? { } Take Me Home For The Night? { } Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? { } Take Me Anywhere With You? { } Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? { } Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me? { } Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you? { } Let Me Make You Breakfast? { } Make me breakfast? { } Tickle Me? { } Let Me Tickle You? { } Stick Up For Me If I Was Being Put Down? { } Instant Message Me? { } Greet Me In Public? { } Hang Out With Me? { } Hold my waist from behind while we are out? { } Bring Me Around Your Friends? { } Fall in love with me { } Like me { } Love me { } **** me { } would you date me ? { } anything to say before you go? ( this isnt a yes or no?)
13 Jan, 2012
hey
who wants my servitude????
13 Jan, 2012
I LOVE YOU BABY!!!!
Love (¯`v´¯) .`·.¸.·´ ¸.·´¸.·´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·´ .·´ ¸¸.·¨¯`·.♥ POST THIS IF U LOVE SOME ONE
10 Jan, 2012
Hi
From: ????????????????? Date: Jan 10 2012 10:31PM Subject: RE: hey lol neither do i a b c d l f g gummy bears r chasing me tht ones red thts ones blue tht one stole my goddamn shoes a b c d l f g gummy bbears r chasing me! Gummy bears are yummy
09 Jan, 2012
Chance
The person who's says the nicest thing to me in 10 minutes will have my servitude to them as well
09 Jan, 2012
YOU
Your caring beautiful generous and you know how to make me feel better and I hope you enjoy this blog cuz I was so unprepared for it and your gorgeous
07 Jan, 2012
????
Who the f*** is stalking me? Every time my numbers go up!
06 Jan, 2012
OMG
who the hell is stalking me every time i look at my views different numbers are there
04 Jan, 2012
Very true
That girl with the "baby bump" was raped by a stranger. That "fake girl" that wears to much makeup, she's hiding the scars from her daddy. That girl everyone calls "anorexic" doesn't have food on the table. That "r****" you make fun of, was abuse at 3 years old. Why do you judge the people who have done nothing to you? The Girl you just called fat? She has been starving herself & has lost over 30lbs. The Boy you just called stupid? He has a learning disability & studies over 4hrs a night. The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The Boy you just tripped? He is abused daily at home. There's a lot more to people than you think.All of us have a thousand wishes. To be thinner, to be bigger, have more money, have a cool car, a day off, a new phone, to date the person of your dreams. A cancer patient only has one wish, to beat cancer. I know that 97% of you won't post this as your status, but my friends will be the 3% that do.
04 Jan, 2012
Scary
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!! One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!” He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the t**le “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 25 ppl have broken this chain and died You have 5 minutes Sorry but I'm not taking any chances
03 Jan, 2012
Wazzup?
Talk to me please
01 Jan, 2012
Hey
I have this thing called a inbox and it is hungry will you please send messages to feed it?
31 Dec, 2011
Hey
Tell me one truth you have always wanted to tell me, it will stay between us, tell me in my inbox!
30 Dec, 2011
Bored
¥€ll0? £1m€§ Lol
22 Dec, 2011
Truth most of the time
Talk to: don't hurt me She is nice and doesn't bite.......hard lol So please talk to her
22 Dec, 2011
Yo
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21 Dec, 2011
HACK
last chance to hack to say hack to me and i will give u something...maybe a cookie
19 Dec, 2011
Hack
First person to say HACK to my inbox gets to have access to one of my accounts
18 Dec, 2011
Hacked
u have been hacked by the one u like mhmm byeee:)
18 Dec, 2011
chance to hack
first person to message me saying HACK and i will give u the info to one of my accounts on here and i will maybe let u keep that account
18 Dec, 2011
bored
message me people please? what if i said purty please?
16 Dec, 2011
....
Okay, because you opened this, this weekyou will have the BEST LUCK 1) your gonna get a girlfriend/ boyfriend 2) your gonna have the best 3 weeks starting tonight! 3) your gonna get 2 NEW FRIENDS 4) your gonna fall in love **If u dont repost this, you will have bad luck forever !
16 Dec, 2011
i am.......dead....to everyone
I am dead to everyone, everything........i am unloved by everyone,everything..........so hate me....i am just laying in the middle of the road
15 Dec, 2011
people stop the fighting
just stop fighting please
15 Dec, 2011
whatever`
u know chicas im sick and f***ing tired of all the bull-s*** girls do. they dont even trust us guys and we guys put all of our trust in the girls then they go and break the hearts of us.......
14 Dec, 2011
Yo mamma jokes
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars. Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl. Yo Mamma's so stupid she got locked in publix and starved to death. Yo Mamma's so stupid that she got run over by a parked car. Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost Yo Mamma's so stupid that when I told her we needed gas for the car, she farted at the gas tank! Yo Mamma's so stupid that when she goes to a movie theatre and saw under 18 not admitted, she went home and got 17 of her friends. Yo Mamma's so stupid she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate. Yo Mamma's so stupid she went to an antique store and said what's new Yo Mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money. Yo Mama's so stupid when i said drinks are on the house she went and fetched a ladder. Yo Mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slepped on the floor. Yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Crage is the door Yo momma is so fat last time she seen 90210 is on the scale Your mommas like a brick she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans. Your momma is so big when God said let there be light, he asked her to move. Your mom is so fat, when she walks out of the candy store with a red turtle neck on people start yellin "Kool Aid". Your mama so fat she uses the ocean as a bath tub Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball. Your mama so fat when she sat on the toilet she said A B C D E F G get your fat a** of of me. Yo Momma Soooooooo Fat...... A Car Crashed Into Her And She Said, "Who Threw That Rock?!"
14 Dec, 2011
Bored
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14 Dec, 2011
Wicked awesome
???/?/ ?.?? /?/???? * ?.????|???? .??????-???| .?????????? .?????????? * ?.???????? ????????????????? ????????????????? ????????????????? IF SOMEONE SAID THAT UR AWESOME PUT THIS ON UR BLOG ?????????????????
12 Dec, 2011
People
Talk to me!! Please? I'm f***ing bored!!!!!!!
12 Dec, 2011
don't read if immature
Why do we sleep in church, But stay awake through a 3 hour movie? Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about gross things? Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace bulletin, Yet we repost the nasty ones? Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are expanding? Why is it so easy to purchase beer and Mugs? But so hard to donate 25 cents for a Charity? Why is it so easy to worship a Celebrity? But very difficult to engage with God? Why do people laugh at you for being religious, but praise you for thinking dirty and vain? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you’ll get laughed at? Repost this as “don’t read if your immature ….seriously” 80 % of you wont repost this. Jesus said: ‘If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father
06 Dec, 2011
YES!!!!
YES I GOT 2000 PROFILE VEIWS IM AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
04 Dec, 2011
What the fuck?!?!
If u r over the age of 20 and have kids or not get the hell off this site it's for kids No offense meant to anyone!
04 Dec, 2011
Bored
Message me!!!!!!!
04 Dec, 2011
Blog waste space
I just wasted space losers
01 Dec, 2011
Asshole
Aperently I can't fight my own fights a**holes or at least thats what someone told just to let u know i had the strongest kid in class up agaiinst the wall being a coward
01 Dec, 2011
Holy shit
I'm in love and I'm loving her she has my heart forever
01 Dec, 2011
LOVING HER
my emotion: stuttering from loving her my face:hurting from smiling when talking to her Me: Im IN LOVE!!!!! shes kind beautiful smart caring and my perfect other half and she can have my heart forever and ever year:11 month:11
01 Dec, 2011
this is a fucking fake
sugarbaby538 Profile offline Add To Friends | Block User | Send Message Member Since: 09/27/2011 Last Login: 11/30/2011 Profile Views: 1667 Age: 19 Gender: Female Location: being awesome in the, United States About Me: i love to play soccar and i love to cheer im the captian of the cheerleading team E-mail: Website: she says shes 19 but she is only 11 and i just got a message from her dad......what a f***ing fake!!!!!!!!!!
30 Nov, 2011
hey
she loves me she loves me not she loves me she loves me not she loves me she loves me not..............oh
30 Nov, 2011
UFA
United Frieks of America
30 Nov, 2011
hey
man today was different my friend came up and kissed me in gym and im like what the hell was that for and she said i have a crsh on you and i want to f*** you i say sorry but i am taken
30 Nov, 2011
c'mon people
im fun to talk to so purty please to talk to me? i wont bite.............hard
28 Nov, 2011
Holy shit
Message me I'm bored and I could make you really happy do lets go!!!!
28 Nov, 2011
I love you baby
Hey u know who u are and I love u soooooo much
27 Nov, 2011
Fuck me
I should go get my friend and have him tie me too a tree and say ready? Aim! FIRE!!
26 Nov, 2011
Dude
Bored message me!
26 Nov, 2011
Club time
Guys join my club if you have a very beautiful lady and is dating her Ladies join if you if you have a very handsome guy and is dating him So join! Message me with the answer!
26 Nov, 2011
Hey beautiful girl
Could it be that I once saw you In a dream as old as time And could it be the arms holding you Were really mine the whole time? Could you have been my one and only The reason I woke each new day The one thing I always needed The one for whom I use to pray? Could it be that I had found you After looking my entire life Could it be that I had promised That one day I'd be your wife? Could it be that I still love you And once again I'll find That you're not just a memory Only to be viewed in my mind? Could it be, oh Lord I pray, Just one thing I ask of you If you're out there waiting You'll try to find me too?
26 Nov, 2011
Hey babe
How can you ache and crave for someone's touch When you have never felt it? I do this for yours, though, And the yearning grows more each day I have never wanted anything in my life As much as I want you When you whisper such sweet love In my ear when we talk You make me melt into a puddle Of complete helplessness You have become my every waking thought And my every dream at night I breathe in so hard Trying to catch my breath when we can't talk I close my eyes so tight Hoping when I open them you will be there But I know I have to wait Until the time is right It seems so far away That I think I am losing my mind I want to breathe in your scent And keep it with me all day long I want to taste your love for me By kissing your sweet lips I want to feel your body next to me So when you leave for awhile I can hold on I just want you to know That I really do love you When the day comes and we are together You will always know and feel this I will always hug, kiss and love you Every moment of the day and night ...You will never have another touch unfelt.
25 Nov, 2011
Damn
Great just great now I might have cancer
25 Nov, 2011
Brian Griffin
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25 Nov, 2011
Hey you¡
Though star-blazed skies my mind contained, The solitude of night my heart concealed, Love's emotions were so fully restrained, Thus did I hide behind a self-made shield. And then you entered into my life, Bewildering feelings, dazed and confused, But you continued deeper like a knife, Until my hardness was thus subdued. What I never thought possible for me, You've done and that I'll always treasure, My heart burns fervent with love for thee, Our souls delight in each beyond all measure. And as you now place your sweet lips on mine, I know for certain I'm enraptured with an angel divine.
24 Nov, 2011
Daily color
Tiedie
22 Nov, 2011
something special for my 60th blog and u know who u r
A Single rose of love A Single rose of devotion A Single wish upon my lips A Single thought of you A Single desire to be granted A Single moment of careless bliss A Single love never to be broken A Single rose for one last kiss.
22 Nov, 2011
Hey Its time for the daily color
black it is a grim day for us all
21 Nov, 2011
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21 Nov, 2011
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21 Nov, 2011
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Cachiga
21 Nov, 2011
Boredom
BOREDOM
21 Nov, 2011
C
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21 Nov, 2011
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Boing
21 Nov, 2011
Just read it
Me: just get on the f***ing thing Jake:no u first Me:okay*walks onto the floor of the tree house* Jake:are u insane?!?! Me: *puts my fingers up and inch apart* Jake:little bit Me: *laughs and falls through the floor of the tree house* And I'm still sitting here laughing It was a very old tree house
21 Nov, 2011
Sup you?
Gazing into her eyes when we first met I knew then she was heaven sent. All I ever dreamed of, an angel from above. She had no idea from the start true love, I'd found in my heart. One of a kind, Love that LASTS a lifetime All I ever dreamed of, an angel from above. Still, her smile, my breath it takes away wanting, needing, to hold her, so much to say. All my prayers answered when into my life she came to me, she is everything. All I ever dreamed of, an angel from above. Like the moon, stars, morning sunrise so much beauty, so much grace. SHE'S even more through my eyes. All I ever dreamed of, an angel from above. Together, forever, I long to be can you see, YOU'RE very precious and sweet. The only one for me. All I ever dreamed of, an angel from above. Your gentle words, your tender touch, life meaning so much wrapped tightly in each others arms I wish to be. With you, I feel so free. A vow to you I made, forever, you'll have my love. All I ever dreamed of, an angel from above.
21 Nov, 2011
You
Eyes of passion, Blue and tender, A world of love awaits, A soulmate inside, Sensual touch, Sensual sight, Love is strong tonight, Love is uniting, Passion burns brightly, Bodies engage slightly, Eyes meet and flutter, Lips touch and quiver, Voices play together, Become one forever, Stare in her eyes, See the sky, For love burns brightly
21 Nov, 2011
U know who u are
As the sun rises in the East So the breaking dawn of my love begins As the sun sets in the West I am overwhelmed with a burning desire A desire locked down deep inside One that cannot be concealed anymore I long for one sweet kiss to quench my thirst I long for one tender touch that will last a lifetime At the end of it all you are my deepest desire! I love you not today nor tomorrow but forever!
21 Nov, 2011
U know who u are
It seems you were sent straight to me from above Your smile is bright enough to bring the day Your eyes so blue, I just have to say There couldn't be anything more perfect in one place Your beauty is much deeper than just your face They say love takes time but yet . . . . It feels as if we've already met It feels like we were meant to be Together forever . . . You and Me
21 Nov, 2011
Daily color
Red for all the love struck people..........even me!
21 Nov, 2011
u know who u are
I awake each day with a smile And greet it with a laugh; The world is a treasure to me Because of you. Every time I think of something sad, I replace the thought- with you! My mind is instantly changed And my heart is filled with gladness. Every breath I take is meant for you, I live this life surrounded in joy And I bathe in the promise of your love, My soul belongs to you. Each time I see something beautiful I want to take it and bring it to you; My life has so much meaning now All because of you.
20 Nov, 2011
Daily color
Yellow for happiness
19 Nov, 2011
Laters
See ya gotta go peeps
19 Nov, 2011
Daily color
Blue for the people who have the blues
19 Nov, 2011
Death
It is what I want right now to go to sleep and never wake up
18 Nov, 2011
Daily color
Purple for the gangters
17 Nov, 2011
daily color(new version)
?? black
15 Nov, 2011
idk
IF YOU'RE BRAVE..copy this and see how people rate you. . 1: Crazy. 2: I'd marry you. 3: Talkative. 4: Sarcastic. 5: lovable. 6: Clubhead. 7: Moody. 8: Dumb. 9: Spoiled. 10: Mouthy. 11: Random. 12: Hot. 13: Funny. 14: Fit. 15: Amazing. 16: Can't live without you. 17: Maxy
12 Nov, 2011
Fuck
Wekl I'm p***ed my sisters fiances mom put my sisters stuff on the porch
11 Nov, 2011
Thank You All Veterans; Dead or Alive!!!
Thank You All Veterans; Dead or Alive!!! Dear Santa, this year for Christmas I'd like ... No - wait - forget that!!! Get your sleigh and go to Afghanistan & Iraq, then, get all the soldiers and bring them home to their families, safe & sound. They deserve presents more than I do! Put this as your status for at least 24 hours to show respect to the soldiers that won't be coming home at Christmas.. so true
09 Nov, 2011
Oh shit
Well I guess I someone b!tch and I don't like drew dude keep ur b**** on a leash
09 Nov, 2011
Boredom Made me do this
God I am so sick today it f***ing s***s
08 Nov, 2011
idk
Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling;; Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies;; Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you. tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other;; Guys: When she tells you she loves you look deep into her eyes. give her a peck on the lips and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars;; Girls: When you're both laying under the stars put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush.... -Now copy and repost this; if By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you. If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life
07 Nov, 2011
oh shit
my sister grabbed my chains on my neck and choked me it was like holy s*** that hurt i was runing when she did it
04 Nov, 2011
Ds
[=[_]=] [+[_]::] put this on ur page if u have a ds!
03 Nov, 2011
Achmed
Ohhh dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back I got a nasty plans for Christmas in Iraq I got through check point a but through check point b that's when I was shot in the a** by the U.S. military
02 Nov, 2011
Johnny man
I know u like to s*** the d*** if ur grandma but leave others alone yr just a nerd with a perm draw up some friends u gangly freak show or I'll toss u over the mountain like the dreams of uncle rico
02 Nov, 2011
"I miss her"
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years
02 Nov, 2011
This is to amber(nutmeg123)
she is a f***ing hooker she dated me then blocked me because she knew i found out she was dating someone else so she can just f*** off
02 Nov, 2011
Holy shit
I got screwed I paid $238.86 for a 8gb iPod when I coulda got 32gb iPod. For $30 bucks
30 Oct, 2011
Oh shit
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh I got bald
30 Oct, 2011
Johnny
Shut up and stop fussing with ur p**** johnny Janel keep up the good work
30 Oct, 2011
Johnny
I am gonna say this once SHUT THE FUCK UP Why don't u go s*** ur grandmas d***
11 Oct, 2011
Zohan
Smell it, smell it, smell it, now take it!
10 Oct, 2011
zohan
if u dont stop squirming she will cut ur jugular and in 4 minutes all ur blood will be on the floor and i have seen this ive done this u dont want this
09 Oct, 2011
HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL
How to kiss at skool. Well first look down. BECAUSE U OPENED THIS U WILL GET KISSED ON FRIDAY BY A PERSON WHO THINKS. UR CUTE. UR PRETTY. or by someone that u like. AND TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!BREAK IT AND U WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS.FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!"REPOST SAYING "HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL
09 Oct, 2011
stupid fuckers
for all the men out there why would u lay a hand on a lady ur just a stupid person if u do i would never hurt my girl but just in case u didnt get it YOU ARE A STUPID MOTHER FUCKING ASS WHOLE WHO HITS FOR FUN WHEN IT IS BASICALLY ILLEGAL TO HIT A LADY AND IF U DONT LIKE IT COME AND FUCKING FIGHT ME! I FUCKING DARE YOU!
09 Oct, 2011
bored as hell
someone message me i am bored
06 Oct, 2011
Napoleon bonaparte
sacrebleu t'as une tete a fairer sauter Les plaques d'gouts =i am going to shove ur moon boots right up ur poop shoot
06 Oct, 2011
Adolf vs. vador
Hitler-I am adolf hilter commander of the Third Reich little known fact also dope on the mic u r Vader with ur little boots and cape and a helmet to cover up that burnt-ass face u have the force to move objects around i am a force truly evil even went back in time to turn ur whack in to prequel cuz look at chu ur not even a real person i preferred u in spaceballs the rick morranis version Vader- u cant rhyme against the dark side of the force so many dudes been with ur mom who even knows if im ur father ur just a p***ed of little p**** with a napoleon d*** u call that a mustache i call that a dirty sanchez on ur lip u b**** let me remind u who u are messing with everything that u did i the mother f***er who invented it i am the oringinal dark lord ur like the sorcerer's apprentice my storm troopers make urs look like some1 took a peace of s*** and cloned it Hitler-u stink vader ur style smells something sour u need to wash up dog here step in my shower ill turn all ur friends against u just my speeches breed haters whats ur lightsaber vs. a clan of all ur white neighbors Vader-s*** my robot ballz now take a step back and let me freeze urs off a little carbonyte bath for ur goose steppin a** ill call my home boy in Israel and c who got the last laugh
06 Oct, 2011
she was pushed
About six years ago Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school durning a fire drill.When she didn't submerge the police were called.They went down and broght up the seven-teen year old Carmen Winstead's body, the neck broke hitting the ladder, then side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell...They believed them FACT: Two monthes after six-teen year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it.When he went the take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it, he said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, five hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise,David was gone,that morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broke and his face peeled off If you don't repost this saying "she was pushed" or "They pushed her down the sewer" Then carmen will get you,either from the sewer,the toilet,the shower, or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer,in the dark,then Carmen will kill you
05 Oct, 2011
hi
what the f*** is up b****es? i got a question ??Do u like Moses or Andrato-Dake??
04 Oct, 2011
Napolian Dynamite
gosh i cant believe how much of a little b**** u r when comes to world leaders u like literally lowered the bar ill rip ur bones apart bonaparte turn ur horse into glue welcome to the battle of waterloo part two u can keep ur french fries i got tator tats u gnome now just exile ur self the f*** home
28 Sep, 2011
dumbledore
the prophecy forgot to mention this day that i knocked ur a** back into gandalf the grey
28 Sep, 2011
Gandalf
YOU SHALL NOT PASS! cuz i rap fast like shadowfax tom riddle me this u b**** i leave mics in flames schorched by gandalf touch mine dumbldore and schorch ur other hand off
27 Sep, 2011
albert eistein
albert E=MCsquared some stupid b**** made me revise
27 Sep, 2011
stephen hawking
there r 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 particles in the univers that we can observe ur mother took all the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
24 Sep, 2011
haha epic fail
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24 Sep, 2011
Answer this please
IF U WERE LOCKED IN MY ROOM FOR 24 HOURS AND WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD U DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX....... CUZ IT IS A SECRET...... THEN REPOST THIS ON YOUR BULLETEN...... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE U LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED
24 Sep, 2011
darth vader says
s*** my robot balls now take a step back and let me freeze urs off little carbonyte bath for ur goose steppin a** i'll call my home boy in isreal and c who got the last laugh
24 Sep, 2011
adolf hitler says
I am adolf hitler commander of the third reich. little known fact also dope on the mike u r vader with ur little boots and cape and a helmet to cover up the burnt-ass face. cuz look at chu ur not even a real person i prefered in space balls the rick moranis version
17 Sep, 2011
Chuck Norris Says
i am Chuck Fucking Norris. I've spread more blood and gore than your forty score of your puny civil wars. b**** i split the union with a round house kick i wear a black belt on the beard that i grow on my d***. i attack sharks when i smell them bleed. i don't go swimming water just wants to be around me. my fists make the speed of light wish that it was faster. you may have freed the slaves but chuck is everyone's master. For every Chuck Norris believer out there repost this!
17 Sep, 2011
10 facts about you
10 facts about you 1. You are reading this post. 2. You are realizing that it is a stupid fact. 4. You didn't notice that I skipped number three. 5. You are checking now. 6. You are smiling. 7. You are still reading my post. 9. You didn't notice that i skipped number eight. 10.? You are smiling about how you fell for it again. 11.You are enjoying this. 12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be 10 facts. ( There wasn't 3 or 8 so there's? only 10 facts )
16 Sep, 2011
Listen up
98% of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. if u r one of the 2% that does, then copy and paste this in ur profile.
15 Sep, 2011
would You?
do u love someone enough to do this? i bet u don't...don't turn your back, you just opened it, keep reading. if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend,boyfriend,best friend,or just a person u love repost this. tonight your soulmate will call,kiss,or ask you out... if you break this chain you will be PUNISHED. repost with t**leo you love someone to do this
11 Sep, 2011
*ONLY 37 PPL CAN READ THIS?*
Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. OLNY RSEPOT IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUEBR AT TOP TGOHUH, ? "ONLY __ PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU" Go up a nmuber if you can raed it...lte's see how hgih we cna get.
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