01 Jul, 2009
DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE TO DO THIS? CUZ I DO
Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back, you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soul mate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. Repost with t**le: Do you love someone to do this? cuz i do
01 Jul, 2009
I WANNA DANCE WITH U ON THE TOILET WTF
Jan. - i WANNA FEEL YOU Feb. - i WANNA HAVE SEX WITH YOU Mar. - i WANNA **** YOU Apr.- i WANNA DANCE WiTH YOU May.- i WANT YOUR BODY Jun. - i WANNA KISS YOU Jul. - i WANNA BITE YOU Aug. - i WANNA liCK YOU Sep. - i WANNA lOVE YOU Oct. - i WANNA TOUCH YOU Nov. - i WANNA RUB YOU Dec. - i WANNA TAKE YOU TO SEX HEAVEN 1- iN THE STATiON WAGON 2- iN AN ElEVATOR 3- iN A BLIZZARD 4- IN A STREET. 5- ON THE STAiRS 6- ON THE COUNTER 7- ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL 8- iN A ClOSET 9- ON ViDEO CAMERA 10- iN THE BATH TUB 11- iN THE SHEETS 12- iN THE BASEMENT 13- iN THE BACK OF A CAR 14- WHilE WATCHiNG PORN 15- iN THE DOG'S CAGE 16- iN THE SHED 17- iN THE HOT TUB 18- ON THE ROOF 19- iN THE SWiMMiNG POOl 20- WiTH STRAWBERRiES 21- iN THE DRESSiNG ROOM 22- oN thE ToiLeT 23- AT A GAS STATiON 24- iN THE RAiN 25- iN THE ATTiC 26- iN THE lAUNDRY ROOM 27- ALL NiGHT LONG 28- AT MY GRANDPARENTS HOUSE 29- WiTH KiWi 30- AT THE POST OFFiCE 31- AT CHUCKiE CHEESE
23 Jun, 2009
I shot a cookie monster because i love weed
1 (Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on: 01 - 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y beast
