19 May, 2014
Haven't been on in a while
HMU
21 Oct, 2009
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I WANT YOUR # I DNT CARE WHO U R! NAME: Cell #: TEXT MESSAGING(YES OR NO): PIX MESSAGING(YES OR NO). FREAKY{YES OR NO}: I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE DiS & SEE HOW MANY #'S U
25 Jul, 2009
this is funny
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "biitches" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a biitches and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a biitch is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "shiit" and billy said "Dad, whats shiit" And then his dad says "Well billy, shiit is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says fuuckk" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuuckk?" "Well billy fuuckk is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello biitches and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping shiiit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fuuckkng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush foreve
21 Jul, 2009
my b day
I smoked a mop because I love weed
18 Jul, 2009
ok just read it
Did u know?? did u know before u go 2 sleep there is q person thinking of u.They want 2 kiss u they r always thinking about u b4 they go 2 sleep at night in amonth they will ask u out or grab u and kiss u. Post this in the next 200 seconds and u will have the day of ur life this Saturday. Ur 31 love will either kiss u ask u out text u call u or better
18 Jul, 2009
emo
???????? Put this on your ???????? page if you are emo ???????? or support emos xx
17 Jul, 2009
goku
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15 Jul, 2009
ok if u want just take it
Would you make out with me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already have Would you sleep in the same bed as me? [ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] Hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay [ ] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No I look like.. [ ] A s**y guy [ ] a pimp [ ] One time thing [ ] Next bf [ ] A friend [ ] A friend with benefits [ ] A possibility [ ] A loser [ ] A hottie If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather...? [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Friends [ ] Friends with benefits [ ] Marry me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the hottest), rate me... [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [ ] Friend [ ] bf [ ] Friend with benefits [ ] Hubby Are you going to repost this so I can answer for you? [ ] Yes [ ] No
15 Jul, 2009
ask me
1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you
13 Jul, 2009
ipod
???? ???? ?(o) ?Ipod ? ???? post this if you love music !
13 Jul, 2009
Regret
If only you could turn back time To change the past Then maybe your life today would be different Maybe if you made the decision to not be someones friend Your life would be less complicated Then maybe you won't regret the rest of your life by:Rachael Riott
11 Jul, 2009
quiz
WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED
11 Jul, 2009
blog
Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back, you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soul mate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. Repost with t**le: Do you love someone to do this? cuz i do
