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im crazy,fun to hang wit,i like to have fun,and i like to party my fav shows r wonder pets,invaders zim,powerpuff girlz,the smurfs, more yes i do watch alot of baby showz i luv to sing and i can sing good i write all my own songs muzic is my life single
Username : | shmirinoff |
First Name : | dyno |
Gender: | F |
Country: | US |
Member Since : | 29 Jul, 2007 |
27 Apr, 2010
skate
This is for all the gurls who skateboard and had a boy come up to them and say" SKATEBOARDIN IS FOR GUYS" or " YOU CAN"T SKATE" well NEWS FLASH Gurls can SKATEBOARD too!! if you agree wif me post this on ur page!!! * GURLS RULE!! *? ? ?
27 Mar, 2010
??????
if u had one full hour in a room with me alone wut would u do and it cant be as simple as talk lolz inbox me or comment on wut u would do
10 Feb, 2010
haha it a joke
little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god is both girl and boy little boy: mummy is god black or white? mummy: why god is both black and white little boy: mummy is god g**or strait? mummy: why god is both g**and strait little boy: mummy is god Michael Jackson?
10 Feb, 2010
haha
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding. Officer: May i see your licence? Lady: what does it look like Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it. The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer. The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.
09 Feb, 2010
u choose
2 each person send it too mi inbox Chest - Head - Nose - Lips - Hair - Eyes - x**killer789 and mafster Heart - Smile -x**killer789 and mafster Legs - Stomach - Ass - Whole Body
17 Jan, 2010
DO ITTTTT FOOLS JKJKJK
1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question per person . (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy, dirty, or wrong it is. No catch
02 Jan, 2010
:O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O
someone message meeeeee plz while im still on i mean seriously
02 Jan, 2010
:O
pettin snakes hehe been playin with my cuzzins pet snake its soo kewl i luv snakes haha
02 Jan, 2010
:P
i dont have a computer so dont get mad if i dont message back anythime soon lolzz luv u allz well u no who u r hehe ttyl
02 Jan, 2010
read all
1. Name: violet 2. Birthday: june 26th 3. Birthplace: In A Hospital 4. Current Location: texas 5. Eye Color:Blue 6. Height: 5'5 7. Right or Left Handed: right 8. The Shoes You Wore Today: converse 9. Your most Overused Phrase: koolio 10. Thoughts First Waking Up: whyyyyy haha jk 11. Your Best Physical Feature: My eyez 12. Your Bedtime: Whenever I ****in feel like it 13. Your Most Missed Memory: idk 14. Your Fears: idk 15. Your Weakness: love and blah hehe 16. Perfect Pizza: cheezyy 17. Thoughts Before Going To Bed: I wonder what 2morrow is gonna b like 18. Your Cravings: Ice-cream and chocolet 19. Single/Taken?: single 20. Pepsi or Coke:coke 21. MacDonald or Burger King: Micky D's!!!! 22. Single or Group Dates: Single 23. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea 24. Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla 25. Cappuccino or Coffee: either 26. Do you Smoke: **** no 27. Do you Swear: yes 28. Do you Sing: yes 29. Do you Shower Daily: Yess 30. Have you Been in Love: Yeah 31. Going to College?: Hell yea 32. Going to get Married: Yup 33. Believe in yourself: I Guess 34. Get Motion Sickness: sometimez 35. Think you are Attractive: not really 36. Are you a Health Freak: some 37. Get along with your Parents: not realli sometimes 38. Like Thunderstorms: YESS no kiddin 39. Play an Instrumentrums and guitar 40. Drank Alcohol: Yes 41. Smoked: No 42. Been on Drugs: hell NO 43. Gone on a Date: Hell yea 44. Gone to a Mall: no duh 45. Eaten a box of Oreos: yup 46. Eaten Sushi: naw 47. Been on Stage: yea 48. Been Dumped: ya 49. Went Skinny Dipping : Haha nooo 50. Stolen Anything: nope 51. Ever been Drunk: tippsy
02 Jan, 2010
answer
Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Stare at me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Have s** with me: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Ask me out: like me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of you: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: What would you do if you woke up next to me
08 Nov, 2009
sorrys sorrys sorrys
ok heres da deal i dont have a computer it broke in the move so im workin on gettin one so sorry if im like never on luv yallz all peace
14 Oct, 2009
ugh idk wut to do anymore
sad but happy but more sad then happy idk wut to do bout dis big problem
13 Oct, 2009
hhhmmmm
u no no one has ever given me a nickname on here and ive givin thousands of ppls nicknames lolz
03 Oct, 2009
ive never talked to em be4
wut the hellz is dis s***z??? ugh some guys r noin but man w****s they should just leave dat to da girls damn From: fianroo Date: Oct 3 2009 4:52AM Subject: cyber s** wanna have cyber s**
03 Oct, 2009
haha
When you kiss mee..... *bite mi lip* *kiss rough* *pull mi hair a lil* *kiss playfull* *kiss mi neck* *hold me close* Hehehe
03 Oct, 2009
plz plz plz
dose anyone no wut happened wit da community page??????????? plz tell me if u no ill give u a 100 dollors
03 Oct, 2009
maybe
maybe its time to die the one i love dosnt love me back the one i like dosnt like me ppls say im pretty but i no im not idk its all skrewed up right now i no i sound emo but im not emos r kewl as hell but im not one
01 Oct, 2009
my life
i luv singing its my life so is dancing music writing poems,songs,storys,and scripts o and bein crazy and weird is to
01 Oct, 2009
rate
F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!
01 Oct, 2009
my song
Do you ever feel like breaking down? Do you ever feel out of place? Like somehow you just don't belong And no one understands you Do you ever wanna run away? Do you lock yourself in your room? With the radio on turned up so loud That no one hears you screaming No you don't know what it's like When nothing feels all right You don't know what it's like To be like me To be hurt To feel lost To be left out in the dark To be kicked when you're down To feel like you've been pushed around To be on the edge of breaking down And no one's there to save you No you don't know what it's like Welcome to my life Do you wanna be somebody else? Are you sick of feeling so left out? Are you desperate to find something more? Before your life is over Are you stuck inside a world you hate? Are you sick of everyone around? With their big fake smiles and stupid lies While deep inside you're bleeding No you don't know what it's like When nothing feels all right You don't know what it's like To be like me To be hurt To feel lost To be left out in the dark To be kicked when you're down To feel like you've been pushed around To be on the edge of breaking down And no one's there to save you No you don't know what it's like Welcome to my life No one ever lied straight to your face And no one ever stabbed you in the back You might think I'm happy but I'm not gonna be okay Everybody always gave you what you wanted You never had to work it was always there You don't know what it's like, what it's like To be hurt To feel lost To be left out in the dark To be kicked when you're down To feel like you've been pushed around To be on the edge of breaking down And no one's there to save you No you don't know what it's like (what it's like) To be hurt To feel lost To be left out in the dark To be kicked when you're down To feel like you've been pushed around To be on the edge of breaking down And no one's there to save you No yo
29 Sep, 2009
violet
V- You are not judgemental I- Love is something you deeply believe in O- You are one of the best in bed L- You are cute E- You have a nice a** T- damn s**y A- damn good kisser B- You fall in love quickly C- You're wild and crazy D- You have one of the best personalities ever E- You have a nice a**. F- People totally adore you G- You have a very good personality and looks. H- You never let people tell you what to do. I- Love is something you deeply believe in J- Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things L- You are cute M- Success comes easily to you. N- So Hott O- You are one of the best in bed. P- You are popular with all types of people. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- ****in Maxy S- You're loyal to those you love. T- damn s**y U- You are really chill. V- You are not judgemental W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let ppl tell u wat to do Y- One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for Z- You like it in the b*** very very hard...
29 Sep, 2009
ugh
ok talk to me if u wanna i doubt u will most of my friends dont even talk to me anymore lolz ok well o well message me ok
28 Sep, 2009
random questions
would u cared if i never came on here again??? and would u care if i died or had an accident??? and wut would u do???
28 Sep, 2009
hey hey read dis shitz
when i say dis i mean while im on ok if u r on my friends list and ur online now message me or i will start deleting and if ur a close friend i will send u a message after a day of this being on and ask if u saw it ect. but right now if ur on message me ok or ill die and delete u off my friends list
28 Sep, 2009
idk
the kind of guy i need is::: a guy who will b there and listen to my problems one to protect me one to fight 4 me when its needed one who will love me 4 me and no one else one who wont breake me or leave me cuz im not as pretty as them(other girls) one who can b mine and i can b his 4ever to bad ill never find "him"
28 Sep, 2009
idk
who on here would actually cared if i died and who wouldnt and why does god give me this life if nothing good is gonna come 4m it ive had good timez but none last long enough ive had good ppl in my life but most walk out
26 Sep, 2009
ya i no
in his arms i feel like the world is mine i feel like that is where i fit in best. i feel as if im supposed to be there. but when he puts his arm around my waist its just a joke a game to him. when he hugs me its only as a friend but i wish it was more. they say he isnt a good bf one who wouldnt talk to cuz he was to shy or scared to. but ill never get to no that feeling from him at least. im not in love but i might b falling for him even noing he wont catch me. but who cares. i no when i hit the ground i will shatter into a million peaces. but even in a million peaces he wont feel anything for me. all i no is when i hit the ground and turn into a million peaces i will have a million hearts that will shatter into a million peaces of there own. but i no when he flirts its just a game to make me smile or laugh. but it all means nothing more. i think while time passes the future becomes the present and the present becomes my past. so soon he will be my past to remember always and forever as nothing more than a friend by violet i no its g** just dont copy ok
26 Sep, 2009
:(
soooooooooooooo bored not even joking some1 message me plzzzzz i beg of u i maen it message me of the duckys will come 4 u
25 Sep, 2009
i think
i think i like him no wait i no i like him but i no he dont like me back s***s big timez even tho in his arms i feel so right and out of em i feel so wrong (for 2 ppl)
24 Sep, 2009
bored
since no one is messaging me im gonna get off i guess the own me is down below its another one lolz
24 Sep, 2009
i was told to make another
2 per ppls ok only Head - Lips - mafster Hair - Eyes - Heart - Smile - mafster Tummy - Boobs- Butt-
23 Sep, 2009
just ask
1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you
22 Sep, 2009
2 parts 4 one ppls only
Head - Lips - zack Hair - EJ625 Eyes - zack Heart - vampier ~ lover Smile - guitar hero and drew Tummy - drew Boobs- guitar hero Butt-$$*emo$$* a.k.a. elmo
22 Sep, 2009
see if ur middle name is on this list
Say this slowly. Jesus. I. love. you. and. I. need. you. Repost this within 5 minutes and t**le it: "SEE IF YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS ON THE LIST" A miracle will happen tonight. P.S.Please Do not ignore ...God works in mysterious ways
22 Sep, 2009
HEHE JUST WUT I LIKE
TURNS YOU ON = ON TURNS YOU OFF = OFF YOU DON'T CARE = DC IF A GUY Is shorter then you: OFF Taller then you: ON Wears a grill: OFF Dresses Gangsta: DC Dresses Preppy: OFF Dresses Skater: ON Dresses Athletic: DC Dresses Gothic: DC Has green eyes: ON Has brown eyes: ON Has hazel eyes: ON Has blue eyes: ONNNNNNN Smokes cigarettes: DC Smokes weed: DC Drinks alcohol: DC Plays sports: ON Can skate: ONNNNNNN Writes lyrics: ONNNNNN Smiles a lot: ONNNNNNN Has bad manners in front of you: DC (BE URSELF) Has blonde hair: ON Has brown hair: ON Has black hair: ON Has red hair: OFF Has spikey hair: DC Has no hair: OFF Has long hair: ONNNNN Has curly hair: OFF Has wavey-ish hair: DC Good dancer: ON Wears jewelry: DC Piercings: ONNNNN Muscles: DC Six pack: ONN Laid back: ONNNNN Plays guitar: ONNN Raps: DC Can draw: DC Has a lip ring: ONNNNN Has a tongue ring: ONNNNN Nipples pierced: OFF Hugs you: ONNNNNNNNN Hugs from behind: ONNNNNNNN Creative: ONNNNNNNNN Calls you just to hear your voice: ONNNNNNNN Goes to church: DC Cusses alot: ONN Is funny: ONNNNNN Kisses you out of no where: ONNNNNNNNNN
22 Sep, 2009
rate
1. hideous 2. ugly 3. decent 4. kinda cute 5. cute 6. really cute 7. kinda hott 8. hot 9. s**y 10. u wanna f*** me
21 Sep, 2009
:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
bored message me idc who u r really plz im just o so bored
21 Sep, 2009
pop quiz
1. Name something you use in the shower. - conditioner 2. Name a product for men? - axe 3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield? - bullet holes 4. Name something a man might buy before a date? - condoms 5. What is another word for blemish? - pimple 6. Something you cook in the microwave? - hot pocket 7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving? - bed set 8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman? - more mature *wink wink* 9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses it's owner? - s***s 10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for? - pregnancy test 11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? - idk hunting??? 12. Name a phrase with the word home in it? - home sweet home??? 13. Name a sport where players lose teeth? - football 14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day? - talk to em 15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying? - there eyes r puffy and red 16. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat? - any kind of bird .. ew 17. Name something someone would wear with a hole in it? - paints 18. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it? - figure it out .. ;D hehe
20 Sep, 2009
random things
ok ok ok ok ima ducky underwater ima ducky underwater hey hey hey ima a ducky no copy pplz
20 Sep, 2009
idk just a testie thingy
Any names your parents were thinking about that you would prefer? - idk What TV show have you seen every episode of? - umm spongebob maybe What movie can you quote every line to? - Idk What bands have you seen in concert? - ummmm leme tink What bands woul d you like to see in concert? - grren day,and um kill hannah,and uh i cant member da rest If you had the money to retire anywhere in the world, where would you go? - here Is there a piece of jewelry or something similar that if you lost, you would feel naked? - um idk One thing you would change about your best friend? - I like my friends the way they are How many times have you said “I love you” to someone of the opposite s** [romantically] and meant it? - um once or twice no more (same person) Which member of your family has the biggest influence on your life? - mom Which is your favorite comic book movie [The Hulk, Spiderman, Ironman, etc]? - batman How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike? - um young idk Who taught you? - idk mom i think Do you have ONE best friend, who stands out among all the others, that’s been there for you seemingly forever? - ya my cuz If so, who is it? -my cuzin If not, do you prefer having just a group of good friends, or would you like to have that one best friend? - ugh Do you prefer the sound of electric, acoustic, or steel guitar? - Steel guitar Out of all the states you’ve visited/lived in, which is your favorite? - texas If you were allowed one murder without punishment, would you do it? - mmmmm mike What’s the best Christmas present you ever received? - Umm idk Name one song you can play on an instrument – any instrument. - idk Who taught you to play that song? - idk
20 Sep, 2009
:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
everyone hates me idk why but like i message pplz and they dont message back idk if its cuz they hate me or if they just dont fell like talkin but everyone i no dats on isnt talkin to me so talk to me cuz im like really bored
20 Sep, 2009
its hard as hell to be me
? ? ?? ? ? ? it a hard knock life for us? ? ?? ? ? ? ? ? ?? ? ? ? it a hard knock life for us? ? ?? ? ? ? copy and past if you life is hard
20 Sep, 2009
hehe rawr
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17 Sep, 2009
"care"
its no big deal breake her heart let her down its all because u "care" about her... right
17 Sep, 2009
stay or go??????????
well i might leave i no i say this alot but i mean come on one person wants me to stay and the only reason i do is 4 him cuz i luv himzz (gummy bear) but he dont luv mezz back so i guess send me a message saying stay or go u have till da end of da week if no one says anything its becuz they just dont care u no wut i no most ppls dont care no more i may come on to check messages after i leave but i wont be on 4 more than 5 min but if yall ppls tell me to stay i will but its all in ur hands now my peeps and not so peeps
16 Sep, 2009
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16 Sep, 2009
hehe
Q: Been arrested? ya Q: Kissed someone you didnt like? nahh Q: You like someone? yupperzz Q: Held a snake? no :( Q: Been suspended from school? not yet Q: Sat on a roof top? uhh idk Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? lol , ya Q: Broken a bone?nahh Q: Shaved your head?nooooo Q: Played a prank on someone? uh ya Q: Had/have a gym membership? no Q: Made a girlfriend/boyfriend cry? idk Q: Shot a g**? yupperzzz
15 Sep, 2009
plz dont copy
im not emo im just writin random stuff half is true and half is not i will not tell u either so dont f***kin ask my pain dose not show most of the time it hides ppl dont no wut i really feel inside i hide my real feelings for most ppl like to be nosy and help my pain and hurt cannot be fixed u can try but it wont fix now its hard to explain but easy to explain at least in my head to myself ppl say i need help with my anger and personality about laughing over pain but i cannot help it unless i see the blood im fine i wont hurt u at least not to bad and i wont bite at least not to hard
12 Sep, 2009
ya i no
What would you do if? 1. I was right next to you: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. I started taking pics of you: 5. I was hospitalized: 6. I was high: 7. I hugged u: 8. I asked you to leave: 9. I asked you out: What do you think about my? 10. Personality: 11. Eyes: 12. Hair: 13. Body: Would you? 14. Be my friend? 15. Keep a secret if i told you one? 16. Kiss me? 17. Go on a date with me? 18. Keep in touch? 19. Date me? 20. Have "it" with me? Have you ever? 21. Lied to make me feel better? 22. Wanted to kiss me? 23. Wanted to bite me? 24. Kept something important from me? 25. Wanted to cuddle with me? More. 26. Who are you? 27. Are we friends? 28. When and how did we meet? 29. Describe me in one word: 30. What was your first impression? 31. What reminds you of me? 32. If you could give me anything what would it be? 33. How well do you know me? 34. When's the last time you saw me? 35. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 36. Are you gonna post this so you can see what I say about you
12 Sep, 2009
answer em
1. push me in to a wall and kiss me? 2. slap me? 3. come to my house to do nothing but chill? 4. slap me if i asked u to? 5.kiss me? 6. let me kiss u? 7. give me a hug ? 8. let me give u a hug? 9.watch a moive with me? 10.feel everywhere on me? 11. do it with me?
07 Sep, 2009
awwww
aww know u love ur gf when this happens 2 u 1=when u see them, ur heart just melts 2=if u have a bad day, then u see them it all gets better 3=when they get hurt, u wanna kick the crap out of the person who did it to her 4=when they say i love u 2 u u can't believe it 5=u can't believe she's yours 6=when she hugs u, u don't want her 2 let go 7=when she kisses u, life is perfect 8=when she's angry, u will be angry with her 9=when she cries, u'll do anything 2 help her 10=when she runs off, u follow copy and paste this if u truly luv sum1
07 Sep, 2009
sorry he dosnt care anymore (gummy bear)
sorry he dosnt care just wishing he was on (gummy bear) to bad hes not i dont think he even wants to talk to me anymore so since he dosnt ima leave the site i stayed 4 him and some others but it ok im sure no one will miss me im not that importanat to any of yall he said i was 2 him but i guess not im gonna give it this month but if he dosnt message me by the end of this month im gone 4 good
07 Sep, 2009
girl comebacks
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together if you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. DAMES REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen..."
07 Sep, 2009
she needs to die already
This is a true fact: if Miley Cyrus a.k.a Hannah Montana, got pregnant told every single couple to get pregnant, 80% of the American and Canadian (and every other country that knows Miley) population, would obey. Copy and Paste this if you are one of the 20% that would say "Fxck off betch!"
03 Sep, 2009
2009 couples
98% marry their 7-12th grade sweethearts & because you opened this.... You will get A good talk tomorrow by the person you love or like! & it will also be the best day of your life! Do not break this chain Repost this as "2009 couples" You' ve got 1 minute
03 Sep, 2009
puppyssssssssss
i got new puppys i got new puppys i got new puppys jk but no i really did both r bois one is named king leanightis and the other is x-it
01 Sep, 2009
sorry:(
sorry i havent been on in a while but school and my schedual and los of sleep r killin me i had an essay on the first weekend of school
25 Aug, 2009
finally
i finally figured out wut he is to me he is my everything ok well not everything but very close
25 Aug, 2009
evil
evil clowns r gonna trying to take over i just killed one he was named CHUCKY THE CLOWN lolz jkjk chuckys a doll
24 Aug, 2009
yaya
1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep they always think about the girl they truly care about 2) Guys are more emotional then you think if they loved you at one point it takes them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they arent with you 3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile ( : 4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to 5) Giving a guy a hanging messa?ge like "You know what uh...never mind....." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking and he'll a**ume he did something wrong and he'll obsess over it 6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. you don'???t need to give advic?e 7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU LOVE THEM! 9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he really likes you 10) If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with you 11) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something 12)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day 13)No guy can handle all his problems on his own He's just too stubborn to admit it 14)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE! Just because ONE is RUDE doesn't mean he represents ALL of them 15) WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE 16) Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life -Everything said in this bulletin is true -Ladies, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your dreams -Guys, if you don't repost this in 1 hr then you will lose the girl of your life
24 Aug, 2009
i might leave
hey yall im thinkin bout leaving agin u all have till 8-26-09 to get in ur answers im gonna tally it up and if more says leave then im gonna leave sorry gummy bear dat im puttin u through dis agin i really am any ways tell me if u want me to stay or go its ALL up to ALL my friends ill tell u the tallys when i get on the 26th i will get on b4 then tho so still mesage me and dont wait till last minute cuz i might get on be4 u ok well have fun voting
24 Aug, 2009
just answer it plz
if u were walking by my room and the door was open and i was half naked what would u do? message my inbox and tell me what u would do
22 Aug, 2009
haha
if ur the one u will tell meu love me u will give me a funny nickname u will talk to me every day u will never tell me u hate me u will promise me ur love and then youll never have to kiss me goodbye
22 Aug, 2009
hehe just answer it ok
Would you have s**? Post this and just see how many massages saying they want to have s** with you, 1=NO 2=MAYBE 3=HELL YEAH! 4=GET THE CONDOMS 5=WHEN, WHERE, WHAT POSITIONS 6=MY PANTS ARE ALREADY OFF 7=IM IN BED WAITING *WINK WINK* 8=**** CONDOMS, COME HERE AND DO IT!...Trust me, the answers amaze you. It's good to know!! Reply to this
22 Aug, 2009
yes or no???
"yes" or "no" and answer me back. Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Stare at me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Have s** with me: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Ask me out: like me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of you: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: What would you do if you woke up next to me: Will you repost this so i can do the same for you: AFTER YOU MAIL ME YOUR RESPONSE IN A MESSAGE, repost and see just how far someone would go with you ..repost as "HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO??.....
22 Aug, 2009
answer in inbox plz
ANSWER BACK Would you makeout with me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already have Would you sleep in the same bed as me? [ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] Hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay [ ] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No I look like.. [ ] A hooker [ ] a fine a** [ ] One time thing [ ] Next bf [ ] A friend [ ] A friend with benefits [ ] A possibility [ ] A loser If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather...? [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Friends [ ] Friends with benefits [ ] Marry me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the hottest), rate me... [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [ ] Friend [ ] girl/boyfriend [ ] Friend with benefits Are you going to repost this so I can answer for you? [ ] Yes [ ] No
22 Aug, 2009
emo
EMOS x] Not All of Us R Depressed x] we R Nice People x] we Dont Sit Around All Day Feeling Sorry For Ourselves x] we DONT Have Made Up Problems x] we Have Feelings x] Not All of us R Bi! x] we R The Hottestt People ALIVE! (hell yea emo boys r fine) x] we Do Smile (well hardly) x] we Do Laugh x]we all don't cut Copy and paste if you agree dammit im not relly emo i support em
21 Aug, 2009
hehe
FRIENDS: Never ask for food HOMIES: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. HOMIES: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. HOMIES: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fu*ked up...but that sh*t was fun!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. HOMIES: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. HOMIES: Keep your sh*t so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. HOMIES: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. HOMIES: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. HOMIES: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are for a while. HOMIES: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. HOMIES: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "b*tch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!" FRIENDS: Will talk sh*t to the person who talks sh*t about you. HOMIES: Will knock them the sh*t out of them!!
20 Aug, 2009
wish me luck
hey guess wut everyone i got an addition 4 singing and modeling its saturday and i cant wait wish me luck i might need it
20 Aug, 2009
hehe
SEVEN THINGS IN YOUR ROOM 1. Bed 2. T.V. 3. radio 4. Closet 5. Clothes 6. binders 7. Posters SEVEN RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS 1. Do you like anyone?: Yeah 2. Does someone like you?: Yeah 3. Last real crush?: brendon my ex 4. Been lead on?: dunno 5. Been cheated on?: no 6. Want a relationship?: kinda kinda not 7. Wanna get married?: Yeah SEVEN THINGS YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT 1. Heart 2. Brain 3. Lungs 4. Rest Of Organs 5. iPod 6. Computer 7. Music SEVEN OTHER THINGS ; DO YOU 1. Believe in God? Yes 2. Had a dream come true? Yes 3. Read the newspaper? Nope... 4. Pray? ya 5. Have a sister? 1 6. Had braces? no 7. Wish on stars? ya SEVEN HAVE YOU EVER 1. Fallen in love? Yeah 2. Kiss someone of the same s**? No 3. Swam in the dark? Ya 4. Been to a Bonfire? ya 5. Ran away from home? almost 7. Pulled an all nighter? all da time in summer SEVEN THINGS IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU 1. Cried? No 2. Had fun? ya 3. Been kissed? no 4. Felt stupid? Yeah 5.Felt stupid? Yeah Talked to an ex? No 6. Missed someone? Yeah 7. slip on something? No SEVEN FRIENDS QUESTIONS 1. Any annoying friends? Yeah 2. Have a s*** friend? YES 3. Have a good friend? Yeah 4. Known them your whole life? ya 5. A friend you can't stand? ya 6. Who comes to mind when i say stupid? Miley Cyrus/hanna montana da s***y w**** hehe 7. Stayed at your friends house for more than 2 days? ya
20 Aug, 2009
ya
One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between the that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." If u post this on a bulletin in 5 minutes someone special will message or call you. Put this in your blog within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur love
19 Aug, 2009
just u
every time i see ur picture i melt every time i see ur smile i smile when ur down i can help when im down u help when i get a message 4m u i get b***erflys when i read wut u write i laugh when i think bout u i smile when i remember that i can tell u anything i wanna talk to u more but then i member ur not mine and each day i look forward 2 talkin to u but each day it ends at some point and all that fades but at some point in the day it comes back if u think this is u im talkin bout then message me and ill tell u if it is or not
19 Aug, 2009
ya ya ya
just to bad i cant tell him ♥_♥____♥_♥ Put this ♥___♥_♥__ ♥ heart _♥___♥___♥_ on your __♥ _____♥__ page if ___♥___ ♥___ you love ____♥_♥____ someone _____♥_____ very much
17 Aug, 2009
u belong with me
she wears shirt skirts i wear t-shirts shes cheer captin and im on tha bleachers waitin 4 da day u wake up and realize u belong with me
17 Aug, 2009
bye byez 4 good maybe
hey ppls um im thinkin bout leaving for good now but idk yet it depends and well message me if u think i should stay or go it also depends on yall 2 idk but i have a lot of thinkin 2 do 2
17 Aug, 2009
haha preps suck
92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Finch decided that breathing wasnt cool!!put this in your profile if u would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background
17 Aug, 2009
haha i got da power
i got tha power dun dun dunn dunn i got tha power dun dun dunn dunn u aint and he aint got it i got it dun dun dunn dunn
17 Aug, 2009
idk bored and hyper idk if ill add more or not
why cant u b my poem writer be my vampier let me hold u tight while u climb a f***in tree
17 Aug, 2009
haha wut can i say dont make a gurl mad while shes driving lol
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a cle ar voice. 'I know we've been married for twenty years, But I want a divorce.' The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. 'I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,' He says, 'because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are.' Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75. He pushes his luck. 'I want the house,' he says insistently. . Up to 80. 'I want the car, too,' he continues. 85 mph. 'And,' he says, 'I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!' The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, 'Isn't there anything you want?' The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. 'No, I've got everything I need,' she says. 'Oh, really,' he inquires, 'so what have you got?' Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph, The wife turns to him and smiles. 'The airbag.
17 Aug, 2009
ya just answer em even if idk u
Answer in my inbox Would you makeout with me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already have Would you sleep in the same bed as me? [ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] Hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay [ ] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No I look like.. [ ] A player [ ] One time thing [ ] Next bf [ ] A friend [ ] A friend with benefits [ ] A possibility [ ] A loser [ ] A hottie If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather...? [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Friends [ ] Friends with benefits [ ] Marry me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the hottest), rate me... [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [ ] Friend [ ] Boyfriend [ ] Friend with benefits [ ] Hubby
17 Aug, 2009
i would never cheat and actually never have be4
Girl: i need to tell you somthing honey Boy: what might that be? Girl: well... Boy: tell me baby...please Girl: fine,,, i cheated on you Boy: what!? why babe?! Girl: idk i was being stupid im sorry Boy: i realy loved you and now you do this Girl: i said i was sorry Boy: im sorry but i need to leave you Girl: please no, i love you Boy: if you love me then why did you **** some other dude when you have me? Girl: sorry Boy: leaves the house and cry's in his car repost this as "i would never cheat" if you would never cheat on the one you love the most
17 Aug, 2009
i'd love a guy like this
Im the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning, and every single night to tell you sweet dreams. I'm the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears. I'm the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no make-up on, wearing your most torn up jeans and a plain tee-shirt. I'm the guy who won't pressure you to do things that you don't want to do. I'm the guy who kisses you on the forehead; it doesn't always have to be on the mouth. I'm the guy who doesn't kiss and tell. I'm the guy who actually listens to you when you talk. I'm the guy who's excited all day because I'm looking forward to our date that night. I'm the guy who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more. I'm the guy who can't help but smile when you walk into the room. I'm the guy who's perfectly content with staying in and watching movies and cuddling. I'm the guy who won't lie to you about where he's going or where he's been, or who he's been with. I'm the guy who gets b***erflies when he hears your name. I'm the guy who's not afraid to tell his friends he loves you. I'm the guy who doesnt mess with other girls when I have you; you're the only one that I need. I'm the guy who doesn't care about your imperfections, and loves you more for them; who wants a perfect girl? that's just boring. I'm the guy who will hold you while we watch the sun set. I'M THE GUY WHO REALLY WANTS TO MAKE YOU THE HAPPIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD. I AM THIS GUY.... one of many.... who always ends up losing her to the j***s who will treat her like crap and are so concerned about gettin' some. Girls: If you'd die to have this guy, repost as "i'd die to have this guy" Guys: If you'd do these things for a girl, repost as "I'd be this guy
17 Aug, 2009
message me
message me u fools lol jk but really message me damn it im soo god damn bored idc wut it is just message me
17 Aug, 2009
i wish he would
• Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her b***/boobs. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her • Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • TRUST HER WITH HER GUY FRIENDS • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's a** am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : •Call you. •Kiss you. •Love you. •Text you
14 Aug, 2009
4get and remember
4get his name 4get his face 4get his kiss his warm embrace 4get the luv dat u once new remember he has some one new 4get him when they played ur song remember when u cryed all night long 4gert how close u once were remember he has chosen her 4get how u memorized his walk 4get the way he used to talk 4get the things he used to say remember he has gone away 4get his laugh 4get his grin 4get the dimples on his chin 4get the way he held u tight remember hes with her tonight 4get the time dat went so fast 4get the love that went so fast 4get he said hed leave u never remeber hes gone 4ever
14 Aug, 2009
whats goin on
sick of crying, tiered of trying, ya im smiling but inside, im dieing plz dont copy this
14 Aug, 2009
a little about me
ok well im crazy and weird and proud of it my motto is::: talk s*** get hit i like to fight sometimes i act like a h** but rarely ever im a b**** at points and and angle at others i luv music i like to write and sing i like to party i like boys who:::::: r emo ride skateboards not show offs um wut else? hmmmm im a goof and i act like a complete idiot in public sometimes if u wanna no more message me untill then u will neva no peace out
14 Aug, 2009
message me
all yall ppls message me or i shall eat u all i mean all of u lolz jk but no really message me i am so f***in bored
13 Aug, 2009
night nights
ima go to bed didnt have much sleep yesterday so ya ill be on tomorrow night round 1 or 1:30 idk tho but most likely will ill miss yall lol jk but na i will well ttyl ppls message me if ur on even if im not ill still get back to u i promis
12 Aug, 2009
thinkin bout it
i may quit this thing 4 good i dont think anyone would miss me much less notice i disapeared but idk yet ima think bout it but i may be leaveing
12 Aug, 2009
funess
got alot of f***in pics took of me today cuz my sis wants to be a photagrapher so she got an idea and tested it on me then it turned into a giant thing lol it was fun tho i did feel like a model i guess dat could b a good or bad thing
10 Aug, 2009
lol haha
I WANT YOUR # I DNT CARE WHO U R! NAME: Cell #: TEXT MESSAGING(YES OR NO): PIX MESSAGING(YES OR NO). FREAKY{YES OR NO}: I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE DiS & SEE HOW MANY #'S U GET
10 Aug, 2009
my new acount
my new f***in acount is dyno-gurl look me up and add me ttyl and ill add u agin plz add me if ur on my friends list cuz i luv u wall (as friends) lol so add me my inbox wont work on here thats why i got a new acount ttyl
10 Aug, 2009
damn it
my f***in messages thingy isnt workin wtf s*** if u no how to fix it commet on my profile
09 Aug, 2009
hehe answer plz
WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED
09 Aug, 2009
ahhhhhh
ok bored message me if u wanna i promis to message back no matter wut u say im just so f***in bored
08 Aug, 2009
dosnt really happen
Girl: Did I ever cross in your mind? Boy: No. Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really. Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No. Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No. Girl: Choose - Me or your life? Boy: My life. The girl runs away in shock and pain, and the boy runs after her, then he says... The reason you never cross in my mind is because you're always on my mind.. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.. and The reason I choose my life is because YOU ARE MY LIFE... If you would say the same thing (being a girl or boy), copy this and put it on your profile
08 Aug, 2009
about me
What's Your Name? violet How Old Are You? 15 When's Your B-Day? i shall leave blank haha Where're U From? texas Got Any Siblings? yup 3 other kids Do U Live In A Small House? ya sorta What's Your Fav. Color? black, green, blue ,red Any Hobbies? I like hanging out with my friends Do U Have A Gf/Bf? kinda Are U In Love? i was 3 Wishes? I aint tellin Times When You're Happy? Friends and hangin out at da festival Ever Been To Jail? not yet :P Got Any Kids? No, thank god What's You're One Fantasy? idk guys Something U Hate? i aint namein em all Something U Like? my cuz (bestie) Someone U Hate? lezlie Someone U Like? my cuz (bestie) Favorite Animal? pokemon man and every other kind luv em all Favorite Song? holiday, lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes of, i aint namein da rest Shoe Size? 8 Favorite Food? Hot pockets 5 Ppl U Mostly Talk To ( On MFG)? um idk i no drew off da top my head U Mostly Think About...? idk guys Favorite Rapper/ Singer? Green Day, Panic! at the disco, eminem Favorite Candy? lollipop What Kind Of Car Do U Drive? Don't have my permit yet A Name U Like? samarie If U Could Tell THAT Person That U Loved Them, How Would U Say It?I'd probably just say it
08 Aug, 2009
cant wait
cant wait till halloween i no its 2 months away but me and my cuz r gonna be some s**y fairies woohoo and there gonna be a party cant wait
07 Aug, 2009
emo
EMO ???????? Put this on your ???????? page if you are emo ???????? or support emos xx
07 Aug, 2009
guys r a bitch
GIVE HER ONE OF YOUR T-SHIRTS TO SLEEP IN. LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES. KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS. TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE. TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL. L00K HER IN THE EYE WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER. LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR. MESS WITH HER HAIR. JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER. INCLUDE HER IN ALL THINGS Y0U D0. F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES. L00K AT HER LIKES SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL Y0U SEE. TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P. H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U ARE AROUND Y0UR FRIENDS. WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT Y0U TELL HER Y0U L0VE HER. LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN Y0UR ARMS. GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER. TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE Y0U BACK. STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK. WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER KISS HER F0REHEAD. GIVE HER THE W0RLD. WRITE HER LETTERS. LET HER WEAR Y0UR CL0THES. WHEN SHES SAD, HANG 0UT WITH HER. LET HER KN0W SHE'S IMP0RTANT. LET HER TAKE ALL THE PH0T0S 0F Y0U SHE WANTS. KISS HER IN THE RAIN. CALL HER EVERY NIGHT. AND WHEN Y0U FALL IN L0VE WITH HER, TELL HER. AND WHEN Y0U D0 TELL HER. L0VE HER LIKE Y0U NEVER L0VED BEF0RE. GUYS REP0ST: I'M NOT A ***** GIRLS REP0ST: GUY'S ARE TOO ***** TO BE LIKE THIS IF Y0U D0N'T REP0ST THIS IN 4 MINUTES Y0U WiLL L0SE "THE 0NE YOU LOVE
06 Aug, 2009
ya just read it
like: if u like blondes wit blue eyes,eminem (as a rapper,love music,have a since of humor like to talk and message back fast, and love ur haters 4 hatein u hate: preps,ppls who think there all dat,ppl who say they can fight and cant,school,homework then message me we may have alot incommon and we could talk cuz im bored only if u wannna ttyl if u message me hehe bye byes
06 Aug, 2009
bored bored bored bored
bored and still bored hit me up message me i mean so ya im still bored ima an oscar miner weener hehe lol jk chicken apple pie pizza fool
06 Aug, 2009
scary girl
Girl Scary Girl One foggy cold day you and your freind are at your house, no one is home but you, doors are locked. You and your friend are watching T.V. when you here glass break. You run to the door to see the window is broken and the door wide open. You shut the door to see a little girl outside your door standing. Your freind comes to see what happened, you look at your friend in back to the girl, she is gone. When you look back at your friend to see him dead on the floor, you see the little girl standing at your house again, you sprint to the police station with blood on your feet. You report to the police what had happened. A ambulence comes to bring you to the hospital, you sit on the bed as the ambulence heads to the hospital and see the little girl standing... watching... she walks to another house singing quitely, You are my sunshine.. my only sunshine... If you do not post this on your profile, this little girl will come to your house. If you post this on your profile name it Scary Girl
06 Aug, 2009
just answer it plz
what would u do? WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF 1. I died: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. You found out I was married: 5. I stole something: 6. I was hospitalized: 7. I refused to leave my home: 8. I got into a fight while you were there: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY 9. Personality: 10. Eyes: 11. Hair: 12. Family: WOULD YOU 13. Help me hide a body? 14. Keep a secret if I told you one? 15. Hold my hand? 16. Take a bullet for me? 18. Try to solve my problems? 19. Love me? 20. Date me? HAVE YOU EVER 21. Lied to make me feel better? 22. Wanted to kiss me? 23. Wanted to kill me? 24. Broke my heart? 25. Kept something important from me? 26. Thought I was unbearably annoying? AND MORE 27. Who are you? 28. Are we friends? 29. When and how did we meet? 30. Describe me in three words: 31. What was your first impression? 32. Do you still think that way about me now? 33. What reminds you of me? 34. If you could give me anything, what would it be? 35. How well do you know me? 36. When's the last time you saw me? 37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 38. Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you? send me ur awnsers to my inbox
06 Aug, 2009
ya right in wut world hardly any guys like this
He held her tight and kissed her lips In front of the picture show Stranger came and pulled a g** Grabbed her by the arm said if you do what I tell you to, there wont be any harm And johnny said take my money, take my wallet, take my credit cards Heres the watch that my grandpa gave me Heres the key to my car Mister give it a whirl But please dont take the girl
06 Aug, 2009
some stupid crap
mann f***in school is gonna s*** 4 me ima be da new kind and the dress code is f***in stupi as s*** ima probably be in iss for breakin all da rules dan f***in school some stupid s***zz
06 Aug, 2009
god
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you
06 Aug, 2009
just soo bored
black shirt=emo ripped pants=skater blonde hair=with a hot body What color of shirt are you wearing? Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beastly What kind of pants are you wearing? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hott body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes
06 Aug, 2009
message me
hey ppls message me if ur on i am so bored and do the survey if ur a guy and no me
05 Aug, 2009
idk i was bored just answer them in my imbox (im not a slut i dont sleep wit every guy)
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Pen!s/Boob Size: 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have s** with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having s** with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have s** on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during s**? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to c**? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email? 26. Who would be in control? 27. Would you pull my hair? 28. Would you let me pull yours? 29. Would you whisper in my ear? 30. Would you talk dirty to me? 31. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 32. Would you say my name? 33. Would u give me head/eat me out? 34. Would you let me give you a hickie? 35. How many rounds would we go? 36. What would you wanna do afterwards? 37. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 38. Would you lick and bite me all over? 39. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 40. Would you want me to take my time? 41. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 42. Would you want fast or slow? 43. Would you be loud or quiet? 44. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 45. Would you do it today? 46. Would you do it tomorrow? 47. Would u wanna make me moan? 48. What position would u want me to have u in? 49.Would u **** me hard?!
05 Aug, 2009
u belong with me
You're on the phone with your girlfriend, she's upset She's going off about something that you said 'Cause she doesn't get your humor like I do I'm in the room, it's a typical Tuesday night I'm listening to the kind of music she doesn't like And she'll never know your story like I do But she wears short skirts, I wear T-shirts She's Cheer Captain and I'm on the bleachers Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find That what you're looking for has been here the whole time If you could see that I'm the one who understands you Been here all along, so why can't you see? You, you belong with me, you belong with me Walking the streets with you and your worn-out jeans I can't help thinking this is how it ought to be Laughing on a park bench, thinking to myself Hey, isn't this easy? And you've got a smile that could light up this whole town I haven't seen it in a while since she brought you down You say you're fine, I know you better than that Hey, what ya doing with a girl like that? She wears high heels, I wear sneakers She's Cheer Captain and I'm on the bleachers Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find That what you're looking for has been here the whole time If you could see that I'm the one who understands you Been here all along, so why can't you see? You belong with me Standing by and waiting at your back door All this time how could you not know? Baby, you belong with me, you belong with me Oh, I remember you driving to my house in the middle of the night I'm the one who makes you laugh when you know you're 'bout to cry And I know your favorite songs and you tell me 'bout your dreams Think I know where you belong, think I know it's with me Can't you see that I'm the one who understands you? Been here all along, so why can't you see? You belong with me Standing by and waiting at your back door All this time, how could you not know? Baby, you belong with me, you belong with me You belong wi
05 Aug, 2009
ok 4 those that like me
guys only just add me as a friend and send me a message tellin me and ill add u so then i no who likes me thanx guys guys only hehe
05 Aug, 2009
idk somin i made up bored
ima drowned in my own blood my life is fallin apart i have no were to hide ima drowned ima let myself go down there is no reason to stay up off tha ground im gonna drowned in my own blood (let me no if u like it or not i was just really really bored)
05 Aug, 2009
idk
i should have known, i should have known, im not a princess this isnt a fairytale im not the one ur sweep off her feet
04 Aug, 2009
haha
When I Lick Myy Lips Slowlyy And Kiss You Passionatelyy. When I Bite Myy Lip And Whisper Your Namee. When I Drag Myy Finger Across Your Chest. When I Hold Your Hand And Wrapp My Fingers In Yours. When I Playy In Your Hair And Kiss You On Thee Neckk. When We Cuddlee And Playy In Thee Sheets. Don't Hidee It, You Know You Luv It~
04 Aug, 2009
shoot
ima go shoot some pool peace my homies ok i got a little longer cuz sone1 is useing da pool table
04 Aug, 2009
idk somin i made up bored
ima drowned in my own blood my life is fallin apart i have no were to hide ima drowned ima let myself go down there is no reason to stay up off tha ground im gonna drowned in my own blood (let me no if u like it or not i was just really really bored)
04 Aug, 2009
meeting the pharmacist
A girl invites her boyfriend over for dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner she wants to have s** with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but nervous because he's a virgin. He goes to the pharmacy to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist his situation and asks for advice. The pharmacist tells him everything there is to know about s**. At the register, the pharmacist asks how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack or a 10-pack. The boy says he feels lucky and insists on the 10-pack. That night, the boy shows up for dinner a little late. His girlfriend meets him at the door leads him straight to the dinner table where her parents are already seated. The boy sits down, quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still silent with his head down. Five minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 10 minutes, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boy, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.
04 Aug, 2009
wut to do
can u Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling;; Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies;; Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you. tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other;; Guys: When she tells you she loves you look deep into her eyes. give her a peck on the lips and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars;; Girls: When you're both laying under the stars put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush....
04 Aug, 2009
bored bored bored
i am soooooooooooooooooo bored message me now hehe jk message me if u wanna
01 Aug, 2009
hehe
1 question 1 chance 1 honest answer ask me any question (TO MY INBOX) thats all you get no matter how crazy,dirty,or wrong it is no catch but i dare you to repost this see what people ask you..
01 Aug, 2009
dont judge lol
god made everyone for a specific reason you shouldnt judge ppl for who they look, but for who they are inside, be kind to all and forget about the bad things ppl say ur good enough no matter wat they say A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism
01 Aug, 2009
me me me
well i went to the mall today got some new comverse and hand gloves (red and black) it was pretty fun went to blackfly,spencers,hottopic,etc. it was funicals lolzz
01 Aug, 2009
lalanadskhd
Girl: Um hi i need to tell you somthing Boy: what? Girl: I like you Boy No way your so dam ugly Girl: But....I thought that...... Boy: I'll never like you girl runs off crying Later... girls phone rings "Hi honey its mom ill be home soon love You bye" Girl grabs knife goes in the bathroom and cries. Mom: honey im Home! then the mom hears a scream and finds the girl bleeding to death in the bathroom and she tells her i love you and dies then her mom looked up and was horrified by seeing blood on the wall saying ASK HIM AM I PRETTY ENOUGH NOW Copy & paste this if you think looks shouldnt matter and all that should count is whats on the inside
31 Jul, 2009
me me me
Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Stare at me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Have a beer with me Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Ask me out: like me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of you: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me
31 Jul, 2009
wut ur name means
A- U ALWAYS WANT SOME ACTION B- YOUR ALWAYS CAUTIOUS WHEN IT COMES TO MEETING NEW PPL C- U DEFINETLY HAVE A PARTY SIDE D- YOUR SUPER EFFIN COOL E- YOU ARE POPULAR WITH ALL TYPES OF PPL. F- FANTASTIC CHARACTERISTICS, U BRIGHTEN THE ROOM EVRYWARE U GO G- U ALWAYS HAVE/GET SOME ACTION H- U HAVE A GREAT PERSONALITY +LOOKS I- LOVE IS SUMTHIN U DEEPLY BEE-LEEV IN. J- EVERYONE LOVES U K- U LIKE TO TRY NEW THINGS L- U R ALWAYS SMILING AND MAKING PPL SMILE M- SUCCESS COMES 2 U EASILY N- U CAN B VERY "FUN" IN BED O- U LOVE FORPLAY P- U R FRIENDLY AND UNDERSTANDING. Q- U R A HYPOCRYTE R- U R SOCIAL S- PPL THINK U R SO ****, ESPECIALLY UR BF/GF T- U HAV AN ATTITUDE, A BIG ONE U- U USUALLY R HELLA TIGHT V- U R NOT JUDGEMENTAL W- U R VERY BROAD MINDED X- U NEVR LET PPL TELL U WUT TO DO Y- U ALWAYS MAKE EVRY EXPERIANCE GREAT Z- U HAVE TROUBLE TUSTING PPL
31 Jul, 2009
haterz
You say green I say pink You say Paris Hilton I say Hailey Williams You say Michle Jackson I say eww..Oh sorry go on You say Pop I say Rock you say prep I say emo You say tigger I say pooh bear You say squidward I say what the hell is wrong with you? You say square I say circle You say love I say hate You say peace I say BRING IN WAR! Copy and Paste if You Agree
31 Jul, 2009
hehe
How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT) [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 Would you rather.. [ ] Do me Or [ ] Date me Would you rather be on top or bottom? [ ] Top [ ] Bottom Do I have pretty eyes? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you be sad if I moved? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you come visit me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Am I.. [ ] Hott [ ] Slick [ ] Maxy [ ] Cute Would you rather.. [ ] Makeout [ ] Cuddle [ ] **** [ ] Kiss Do you want to go out with me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you give me your number? [ ] Yes ( - - ) <-----leave ya numba [ ] No Are you going to repost this so I can answer for YOU? [ ] Yes [ ] No
31 Jul, 2009
ratezz mehzz
ratezz mehzz put in imbox kk F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!
30 Jul, 2009
greenday 21guns
Do you know what's worth fighting for, When it's not worth dying for? Does it take your breath away And you feel yourself suffocating? Does the pain weigh out the pride? And you look for a place to hide? Did someone break your heart inside? You're in ruins One, 21 g**s Lay down your arms Give up the fight One, 21 g**s Throw up your arms into the sky, You and I When you're at the end of the road And you lost all sense of control And your thoughts have taken their toll When your mind breaks the spirit of your soul Your faith walks on broken glass And the hangover doesn't pass Nothing's ever built to last You're in ruins One, 21 g**s Lay down your arms Give up the fight One, 21 g**s Throw up your arms into the sky, You and I Did you try to live on your own When you burned down the house and home? Did you stand too close to the fire? Like a liar looking for forgiveness from a stone When it's time to live and let die And you can't get another try Something inside this heart has died You're in ruins One, 21 g**s Lay down your arms Give up the fight One, 21 g**s Throw up your arms into the sky One, 21 g**s Lay down your arms Give up the fight One, 21 g**s Throw up your arms into the sky, You and I