24 Jul, 2010

callin

¢α??ιηg ?? FAKE ωση’? ?α?? ?συ REAL, ¢α??ιηg ?? DUMB ωση’? ?α?? ?συ SMART, ¢α??ιηg ?? WEAK ωση’? ?α?? ?συ STRONG, ¢α??ιηg ?? UGLY ωση’? ?α?? ?συ PRETTY, ¢α??ιηg ?? MEAN ωση’? ?α?? ?συ NICE, ¢α??ιηg ?? WEIRD ωση’? ?α?? ?συ COOL, ¢α??ιηg ?? NERDY ωση’? ?α?? ?συ POPULAR, ¢α??ιηg ?? GAY ωση’? ?α?? ?συ STRAIGHT, ?σ ω?? ?σ????…………………… ………? ?ν??? ιη?υ?? ?συ ?α?? ι? ση?? ?υ??ιηg YOU

24 Jul, 2010

ALWAYS Nd foreva

went to the doctor today, and.... tested positive for s**y allergic to haters My blood type is ballin - - - and the doctor said THIS IS WHY YOUR HOT

13 Jul, 2010

BrownFBgirlx3

im sorry i love you as a buddy u da best aint no boy gone get in da way of us u wus deefo me wen i needed you so im sorry

11 Jul, 2010

lol papis

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11 Jul, 2010

how could you

My new buddie on here broke my heart she was da best and had to screw it up i feel so sad rite now i dont kno wat to do dont wanna talk to anybody jus wanna cry the pain jus wont go away

08 Jul, 2010

FoOd

los im tan de rechupete tan c** me comen wil joden u en todas partes pero en da los gound ponen a mi gatito en la boca yo y hacen el trabajo yo im tan de rechupete de rechupete de rechupete tan c** me come

08 Jul, 2010

haha read it picture it do it

oye la gente si u quieren añadirme sigue adelante amo a nuevos amigos y para da los tipos c** y me consigo papás

08 Jul, 2010

BUDDIe

Xxchris b****xX is my new BuDdIe he isszzz So CkOoL

08 Jul, 2010

whos gonna take it

??????????????? [Ivy Vargas]

08 Jul, 2010

boys

Niggas always askin y gurls wont speak dey min and s*** or trust dem but was da point?if all you gon do is break our hearts den was da point of lovin dem r givin ourselfs to dem jus to be used and stuff that stuff hurt and you neva think about our feelins jus your owns until u realize wat you just lose i have experienced it and i pray and hope i dont have to experience it again

07 Jul, 2010

ME AN ME ONLY

I NEEDD A BOO SO MESSAGE ME IF U WANNA BE MINE

07 Jul, 2010

yumm answer please

WANT YOUR # NAME: Cell #: TEXT MESSAGING(YES OR NO): PIX MESSAGING(YES OR NO). FREAKY{YES OR NO}: I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE DiS & SEE HOW MANY #'S U GET

03 Jul, 2010

lol so cute who will i marry?

MARRY ME 4 A WEEK WHO EVER sends a message back saying "i do" is ur husband/wife its just 4 FUN! so dont trip! lets c how many ppl will marry me 4 fun!!! repost and see how many ppl want ot marry you

03 Jul, 2010

ANTIONO

Never doubt nobody or hurt nobody cause that might be the last time you see them and you cant go back because its to late their gone with all my love to you antiono forever i love you u wus my brother,nigga,fighter,beliver,and everythang else ill see you on da othe side till den will keep you always inside my heart thinkin bout the good times we had together and the stuff we did! LOVE YOU ALWAYS SHAY

25 Apr, 2010

BABY

Ohh wooaah [x3] You know you love me, I know you care Just shout whenever, and I'll be there You want my love, you want my heart And we will never ever ever be apart Are we an item? Girl quit playing We're just friends, what are you saying Say there's another and look right in my eyes My first love broke my heart for the first time And I was like... Baby, baby, baby oooh Like baby, baby, baby nooo Like baby, baby, baby oooh I thought you'd always be mine (mine) Baby, baby, baby oooh Like baby, baby, baby nooo Like baby, baby, baby oooh I thought you'd always be mine (mine) For you, I would have done whatever And I just can't believe we ain't together And I wanna play it cool, but I'm losin' you I'll buy you anything, I'll buy you any ring And I'm in pieces, baby fix me And just shake me til' you wake me from this bad dream I'm going down, down, down, down And I just can't believe my first love won't be around And I'm like Baby, baby, baby oooh Like baby, baby, baby nooo Like baby, baby, baby oooh I thought you'd always be mine (mine) Baby, baby, baby oooh Like baby, baby, baby nooo Like baby, baby, baby oooh I thought you'd always be mine (mine) [Ludacris:] Luda! When I was 13, I had my first love, There was nobody that compared to my baby and nobody came between us, or could ever come above She had me going crazy, oh I was star-struck, she woke me up daily, don’t need no Starbucks. She made my heart pound, I skip a beat when I see her in the street and at school on the playground but I really wanna see her on the weekend. She knows she got me dazing coz she was so amazing and now my heart is breaking but I just keep on saying... Baby, baby, baby oooh Like baby, baby, baby nooo Like baby, baby, baby oooh I thought you'd always be mine (mine) Baby, baby, baby oooh Like baby, baby, baby nooo Like baby, baby, baby oooh I thought you'd always be mine (mine) I'm gone (Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yea

25 Apr, 2010

justin bebir

Me plus you, I'ma tell you one time Me plus you, I'ma tell you one time Me plus you, I'ma tell you one time One time, one time When I met you girl my heart went knock knock Now them b***erflies in my stomach won't stop stop And even though it's a struggle love is all we got And we gon' keep keep climbing to the mountain top Your world is my world And my fight is your fight My breath is your breath And your heart And girl you're my one love, my one heart My one life for sure Let me tell you one time (Girl, I love, girl I love you) I'ma tell you one time (Girl, I love, girl I love you) And I'ma be your one guy You'll be my #1 girl Always making time for you I'ma tell you one time (Girl, I love, girl I love you) I'ma tell you one time (Girl, I love, girl I love you) You look so deep, you know that it humbles me You're by my side, them troubles them not trouble me Many have called but the chosen is you Whatever you want shawty I'll give it to you Your world is my world And my fight is your fight My breath is your breath And your heart And girl you're my one love, my one heart My one life for sure Let me tell you one time (Girl, I love, girl I love you) I'ma tell you one time (Girl, I love, girl I love you) And I'ma be your one guy You'll be my #1 girl Always making time for you I'ma tell you one time (Girl, I love, girl I love you) I'ma tell you one time (Girl, I love, girl I love you) Shawty right there She's got everything I need And I'ma tell her one time Give you everything you need down to my last dime She makes me happy I know where I'll be Right by your side 'Cause she is the one And girl you're my one love, my one heart My one life for sure Let me tell you one time (Girl, I love, girl I love you) I'ma tell you one time (Girl, I love, girl I love you) And I'ma be your one guy You'll be my #1 girl Always making time fo

25 Apr, 2010

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25 Apr, 2010

haha

10 THINGS TO DO WHEN U GET STUCK IN A ELEVATOR! 1.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up,then screams,"That's mine!" 2.Leave a box in the corner and when someone gets on,ask them if they can hear ticking. 3.When there's only one other person in the elevator,tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasnt you. 4.Ask,"Did you feel that?" 5.Call out "Group Hug",then enforce it. 6.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,"Shut up all of you,just shut up!" 7.Crack open your briefcase or purse and while peering inside,ask "Got enough air in there?" 8.Stare at another passenger for awhile,then announce in horror,"Your one of THEM!" 9.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on

21 Feb, 2010

Hmmmm

IF I LET U GRAB ONLY 1 PART OF MY BODY WAT WOULD U GRAB AND Y??? REPOST DIS 2 SEE HOW MANY PPL WANT 2 GRAB U IF U DNT REPOST IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS SUMTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN 2 U!

21 Feb, 2010

aNsWeR

Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Pen!s/Boob Size: 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have s** with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having s** with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have s** on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during s**? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to c**? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email? 26. Who would be in control? 27. Would you pull my hair? 28. Would you let me pull yours? 29. Would you whisper in my ear? 30. Would you talk dirty to me? 31. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 32. Would you say my name? 33. Would u give me head/eat me out? 34. Would you let me give you a hickie? 35. How many rounds would we go? 36. What would you wanna do afterwards? 37. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 38. Would you lick and bite me all over? 39. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 40. Would you want me to take my time? 41. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 42. Would you want fast or slow? 43. Would you be loud or quiet? 44. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 45. Would you do it today? 46. Would you do it tomorrow? 47. Would u wanna make me moan? 48. What position would u want me to have u in? 49.Would u **** me hard

21 Feb, 2010

LOL BOB theBILLY

BILLY,S STORY you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "SH!T" and billy said "Dad, whats *SH!T" And then his dad says "Well billy, SH!T is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "FUCC!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats FUCC?" "Well billy FUCC is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping SH!T off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen FUCCing the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever

21 Feb, 2010

I kNo rItE

Girl: Did I ever cross in your mind? Boy: No. Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really. Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No. Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No. Girl: Choose - Me or your life? Boy: My life. The girl runs away in shock and pain, and the boy runs after her, then he says... The reason you never cross in my mind is because you're always on my mind.. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you... The reason I choose my life is because YOU ARE MY LIFE... Thats sweet...if a guy said that to me i would luv them forever

21 Feb, 2010

My NeW mAn

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21 Sep, 2009

yyyyyyyyyea u betta not 4get either punk lol

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15 Aug, 2009

AnSwEr

HOT OR NOT? 0 = ewwwwwwwwwwww!? 1 = Definetly not attractive. 2 = Decent 3 = Cute 4 = Fine as hell! 5 = I'd do you. 6 = Pretty damn s**y! 7 = Lovable, I LOVE YOU!!! 8 = I wanna make you my man/girl. 9 = Just a friend. 10 = Maxiest person I know! 11 = ****in Handsome 12 = Ya, I've checked you out a few times. 13 = i wanna **** u 14.= Let's get married ANSWER IN MY INBOX

11 Aug, 2009

this is so true

A- You always want some action B- You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people. C- You definitely have a partier side in you. D- You're Super cool. E- You are popular with all types of people. F- Fantastic characteristics you brighten the room of everywhere you go. G- You always want some action H- You have very good personality and looks. I- Love is something you deeply believe in. J- Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things. L- You are always smiling and making others smile. M- Success comes easily to you. N- You can be very "fun"...in bed O- You love foreplay. P- You are very friendly and understanding. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- You are social. S- People think you are so s**y, especially your bf/gf T- You have an attitude, a big one. U- You usually r hella tight. V- You are not judgemental. W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let people tell you what to do. Y- You can be very "fun"...in bed Z- You have trouble trusting people. sry to the person i copied this from but it wus jus so funny

05 Aug, 2009

WAT THE F**K DOES I GOT HIT BY THIS MEAN

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04 Aug, 2009

sry

HEY sorry 4 not commin on alot its just lotta stuff im doin this weekend try 2 get on more often 2 my peeps luv yall(NOT GAY or NOTHING n AS a FRIEND) by

01 Aug, 2009

lol funny

ONLY MARK THE THINGS YOU HAVE NEVER DONE!!! ( ) I've Never Been Drunk ( ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Max (x) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Max ( ) I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car ( ) I've Never Gone Past "Second Base" at a movie theater (x ) I've Never Been In A Taxi ( ) I've Never Been In Love ( ) I've never dumped someone (x ) I've Never Been Dumped ( ) I've Never Shoplifted ( ) I've Never Been Fired ( ) I've Never Been In A Fist Fight(n won every time!) ( ) I've Never Snuck Out Of My Parent's House ( ) I've Never Been Tied Up ( ) I've Never Regretted Having Max With Someone ( ) I've Never Been Arrested ( ) I've Never had a one night stand ( ) I've Never Made Out With A Stranger (x) I've Never Stolen Something From My Job ( ) I've Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square (x ) I've Never Gone On A Blind Date ( ) I've Never Lied To A Friend ( ) I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher () I've Never Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans (x) I've Never Been To Europe ( ) I've Never Skipped School ( ) I've Never Slept With A Co-Worker (x) I've Never Been Married (x) I've Never Been Divorced (X) I've Never Posed Nude ( ) I've Never Thrown Up In A Bar ( ) I've Never Eaten Sushi ( X) I've Never Been Snowboarding

21 Jul, 2009

LOL

1. What's your name? sExY mA aLL tHe tImE 2. Whens your birthday? FEB5 3. Where were you born? in a hospital 4. Were you a planned child? ah YEA 5. Eye/ hair color? MY COLOR 6. Shoe size?9 7. Piercings?3 8. Tattoo's ? GETTIN 1 THIS MONTH 9. Wear any jewelry?ALL KINDS 10. How short are you ? 5;3 11. How many teeth are in your mouth? all 12. Chew your nails? aLL THE TIME 13. Hair style? GOT MY HAIR DIED RED 14. Do you wear glasses? nO 15. Have you ever broken a bone? yeA [ L I F E ] 1. Do you live with both parents? NO 2. Do you have any pets? yep 3. How many siblings do you have? 2 4. Anybody other then relatives live with you? no 5. Lots of friends? yeA 7. Does your family have more then one car? yea 8. Where are you located? n a FREAKIN HOUSE HO 9. Has anybody close to you died recently? yeA 10. Any mental illnesses? nO 11. Currently sick?nah [

21 Jul, 2009

E-L-M-O =ELMO

omg lol YALL NeEd 2 Go tO ElMo BeHiNd ThE ScEnCe OnYoUtUbE HE WILL HAVE U CRACKIN UP LOL

11 Jul, 2009

im green,short shorts,strawberry blonde

Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remember = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beastly What kind of pants are you wearing? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hott body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes

31 Mar, 2009

IM HOTT!!!!!!!

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31 Mar, 2009

answer

Grades F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP because u got to be f***fine!!!!!!!!

31 Mar, 2009

homeys

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14 Mar, 2009

ANSWER

Would you makeout with me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already have Would you sleep in the same bed as me? [ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] Hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay [ ] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No I look like.. [ ] A player [ ] a husband [ ] One time thing [ ] Next bf [ ] A friend [ ] A friend with benefits [ ] A possibility [ ] A loser If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather...? [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Friends [ ] Friends with benefits [ ] Marry me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the hottest), rate me... [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [ ] Friend [ ] Boyfriend [ ] Friend with benefits [ ] Hubby Are you going to repost this so I can answer for you? [ ] Yes [ ] No

10 Mar, 2009

BARNEY

I LUV U U LUV ME LETS GET TOGETHER N KILL BARNEY WIT A K-2 47 PUT IT 2 HIS HEAD BANG BANG BANG NOW BARNEYS DEAD HAHAHA I LUV THIS SONG

22 Feb, 2009

mememe

people cant seem to get the fact that its not all about u!!! BUT GET THIS STRIGHT IF UR MY FRIEND THEN ACT LIKE IT OK o keep it real lol

30 Nov, -0001

HATERS

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