08 Jul, 2009

wow

im surprised thats 6 famous ppl dead R.I.P. to the 6 celebs who died this month

26 Jun, 2009

ugh

ok wtf ppl y the fuk is it that nobody knows how ta take a goddam joke?!!!?? wtf?!!?

19 Jun, 2009

omg

im in a different state without my parents!!!! tell me this aint fin awesome!!!!!!!!

12 Jun, 2009

ya!!

im a sophomore now!!!!!!!! [email protected]#$ ya!!!!!

13 Apr, 2009

hey

im bored sumone talk 2 me!!!

06 Apr, 2009

im in a good mood for sum reason lol

idk y but im bored but in a good mood lol if ur bored 2 hit me up ppl

17 Mar, 2009

funny racism

ok a mexican boy is making food with his mom he takes the flour and slaps it on his face he goes 2 his mom and says "look mom im a little white boy" she smacks him across the face and says "go show ur father" he goes 2 his dad and says "look dad im a little white boy" he smacks him across the face and says "go show ur grandma" he goes 2 his grandma and says "look grandma im a little white boy" she smacks him across the face and says "go back 2 ur mom" he goes 2 his mom and she says "wat have u learned?" he says "well i've only been white 4 10 minutes and i already hate u mexicans"

17 Mar, 2009

i love her

hannah is the best grl i evr met. lov u hannah!

16 Mar, 2009

o ya

i love her 2 death. im glad she texted me :)

16 Mar, 2009

yay!!!!

i finally talked 2 hannahie :) im happy now lol

16 Mar, 2009

pissed

my parents took my phone and i miss talking 2 the grl i love im p***ed!!!!!!!!

10 Mar, 2009

funny racism

Nov 23 2008 2:19PM RACISM A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism

18 Feb, 2009

hell ya!!!! haha

Make A Wish, Make It Hurt, With My Hands, Up Your Skirt.

10 Feb, 2009

weird

Funny This is this cat - This is is cat - This is how cat - This is to cat - This is keep cat - This is a cat - This is r**** cat - This is busy cat - This is for cat - This is forty cat - This is seconds cat - Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top...

10 Feb, 2009

check this out

cheap mexican pregnancy test: insert burrito into v*****, wait 30 seconds and take out, if half eaten U HAVE A LIL BEANER ON THE WAY LOL keep this going if u laughed at dis

10 Feb, 2009

wats up

hey ppls im bored as hell so hit me up (no homo lol)

20 Oct, 2008

CHEK THIS OUT

wut do u kal 1000 white guys goin down a mountain? AVALANCHE wut do u kal 1000 blak guys goin down a mountain? MUDSLIDE wut do u kal 1000 mexicans goin down a mountain? JAILBREAK wut do u kal 1000 chinese people goin down a mountain? CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!! lol send this 2 all ur true homies

06 Oct, 2008

hey ppls

a zebra died and went 2 heaven and askd saint paul "am i white with blak stripes or blak with white stripes" and the saint paul said "idk go ask god" so the zebra says "god, am i white with blak stripes or blak with white stripes" and god says "u r wut u r" and the zebra went 2 saint paul and saint paul askd "wutd he say" the zebra said "idk, al he said wuz u r wut u r" and saint paul says "o u must b white with blak stripes cuz if u wer blak with white stripes he wud hav said u is wut u is" SEND THIS 2 AL OF UR FRENDS INCLUDING ME IF UR AWESUM LIK THAT

03 Oct, 2008

hey ppl

im bord as hel so tak 2 me especially if ur bord 2 so hala bak at ya boy!!!!!!!!

30 Jul, 2008

Respond 2 me

wus up people, if u readin this keegan then respond 2 me dammit, u 2 nathan

09 Jul, 2008

im sooooooo bord

thers nuthin 2 do but talk and play games, if ur bord 2, talk 2 me, but if not then F*** u

17 Jun, 2008

IM BOOOOOOOOOOOORED

im soooooooooo bored 2day, thers nuthin 2 do except talk 2 people. and thers barely anyone 2 talk 2, o ya, wus up peoples

04 Jun, 2008

wuts uuuuuuuuuuuuup peples

IM A **** DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE