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|First Name :||Lanise|
|Last Name :||L|
|Member Since :||02 Jun, 2008|
19 Jun, 2009
put this on your page if u think this is sad =( i got this in an email. its sad, put this on ur page if u think its sad I went to a party Mom, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom, so I had a sprite instead. I felt proud of myself Mom, The way you said I would, that I didn't drink and drive Mom, though some friends said I should. I made a healthy choice Mom, And your advice to me was right. The party finally ended Mom, and the kids drove out of sight. I got into my car Mom, Sure to get home in one piece. I never knew what was coming, Mom, something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement Mom, And I hear the policeman say, the kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems far away. My own blood's all around me Mom, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, this girl is going to die. I'm sure the guy had no idea Mom, While he was flying high. Because he chose to drink and drive Mom, now I will have to die. So why do people do it, Mom Knowing that it ruins lives? And now the pain is cutting me, like a hundred stabbing knives. Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave. And when I go to heaven, put ' Mommy's Girl' on my grave. Someone should have taught him Mom, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his parents had Mom, I'd still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, Mom I'm getting really scared These are my final moments Mom, and I'm so unprepared. I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, 'I love you, Mom!' So I love you and goodbye
15 Jun, 2009
yea age doesn't matter
yea age doesn't matter Girl: nm you Boy: i got my G.E.D. Girl: OMG!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU Boy: yeah thnx Girl: i have to tell you something Boy: go ahead Girl: well i love you. i always have i cared aboutyou and your always in my heart Boy: thats cool i love you too but your too young your 14 and i'm 17 Girl: but i love you, age shouldn't matter Boy: i know u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age Girl: i just thought......(crying she logs off) The next day the boy turns on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrists and wrote on the wall "Age never matters" The boy then recives a call from the girl he choseand she says "I'm leaving you for the one i love. That night the boy hangshimself and writes on the wall "She's right. Age doesn't matter. I love you and always will. iF YOU AGREE THAT AGE SHOULDN'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM THEN REPOST THIS AS "Age Shouldn't Matter" and.. A miracle will happen at 11:11
13 Jun, 2009
I ran shirtless with a tooth brush because I love to party Pick The Month You Were Born In: 1 (Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on: 01 - 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y beast
29 Apr, 2009
I CAN NOT BELIEVE IT!!!!
i found out 2day that my bestie joe like me but he won't go wit me cuz of my brother.then i thought about what if he wasn't my brother what about his bestie darreon who waz my ex (the one who wants 2 f*** me) wat about that i want 2 go wit joe he's so s**y and funny and HE REALLY,REALLY,REALLY GETS ME! he's like my orter half or somethin.He situlates my mind (which is good cuz i'm a brainiac) but i wonder about who will it effect. willl it effect his sis sydney ,his bestie my ex darreon,my brother kevin or our friendship. we have the da best friendship a boy and girl could have wit each other .comment bac plz
27 Apr, 2009
Did u know?B4 u go to sleep there is 1 person thinking of u.They want to kiss u they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night. In a month they will ask u out or grab u and kiss u.Post this in the next 200seconds and u will have the best day of ur life this Saturday.You're #1 love will either kiss u, ask u out,call u,text u,or better
24 Apr, 2009
A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a mexican man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "Madam, what is the matter?" the hostess asked."You obviously do not see it," she responded. "You placed me next to a mexican man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat.""Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the seats on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another seat is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one seat in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting." The hostess turned to the mexican man and said "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your luggage, a seat awaits you in first class." At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.If you are against racism, repost this!
24 Apr, 2009
my ex asked me if i wanted 2 f*** him. i thought he was playin so i said yes, but he was serious can u beleive it AND then he said i won't regret it .i need advice plzzzzzzzzzzzz
04 Apr, 2009
IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS? Honestly... If u really like someone right now, and miss them at this moment, and can't get them out of ur head, and you think about them ALL the time, then re-post this t**led "?IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?" within one minute. And whoever u r missing,will surprise you... repost
04 Apr, 2009
i think u should copy it trust me
THERE IS SOMEONE THINKIN OF U THIS VERY MOMENT UR READING THIS VERY MOMENT NOW IF U COPY PASTE THIS IF UR SINGLE U WILL FIND LUV IN THE NEXT 10 DAYS IF UR WITH SOMEONE AND U COPY THIS THIS WILL MEAN U WILL BE TOGETHER FOR THE NEXT 10 MONTHS AT THE LEASE IF U DO NOT COPY THIS UR LUV WILL BREAK UP WIT U FOR ANOTHER GIRL OR GUY. IF U READ THIS COPY IT ON 1 OF UR BLOGS
01 Apr, 2009
YOUR REAL NAME: Lanise 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.) Lanizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal.): Pink Dog 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on/or neighborhood if it's a number): Letusia Thorn 5. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink): Blue Martini 6. GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Princess 7. YOUR HOOD NAME:.(first 3 letters of your first name and add -iqua): Laniqua
31 Mar, 2009
????????*no heart beat* ? ? ?---^v^------ ?~repost this~ ? ?~if you would give~ ????????~your life for the love of your life~ ? ?
31 Mar, 2009
the bus was sooooooooo fun 2day i was messin wit him............again i love messin wit him it's so fun he likes it 2 i can tell he's alwayz blushin and hav the cutest dimple...can't wait 2 tomorrow
28 Mar, 2009
Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling;; Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies;; Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you. tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other;; Guys: When she tells you she loves you look deep into her eyes. give her a peck on the lips and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars;; Girls: When you're both laying under the stars put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush.... -Now copy and repost this; if By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you. If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life!!
27 Mar, 2009
broken heart. he broke it and shred it but it can be repaired cuz i fell in love with my male bestfriend .confused. yes. sad .yes. happy .yes. need hlp. yes i am falling in love wit my male bestfriend which is his best friend.
22 Mar, 2009
i cost $ 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,!!!!!!!!!!!!
Natural Hair Color: [* ] Brown - $100 [ *] Blondie - $50 [X] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other - $75 Eye Color: [X] Brown - $50 [ ] Green - $75 [ ] Blue - $150 [ ] Hazel - $500 [ ] Other - $15 Height: [ ] Over 7' - $200 [ ] 6'8 to 7' - $175 [ ] 6'0 to 6'7 - $150 [ ] 5'5 to 5'11 - $75 [ ] 5'4 to 5'10 - $85 [x] Under 5'4 - $95 Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [X] 0 to 18 - $100 Birth Order: [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [ ] First Born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [ ] second born - $650 [ ] Middle child - $100 [ *] Last Born - $100 [ *] third born - $550 [ ] fourth born - $300 [ *] fifth born - $400 [ ] sixth born - $215 Drink? [ ] I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [ ] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - Bankrupt $0 [x] No - $600 Vision? [ ] perfect vision $400 [ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200 [ ] No correction $100 [ *] Glasses $50 [ *] contacts $25 [ ] Surgical correction -$100 Shoe Size: [ ] 13+ - $300 [ ] 12-1/2 to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [x] 7 to 10 - $500 [ *] Under 7 - $450 Favorite Colors (TWO): [ ] Green - $750 [ ] Red - $600 [ ] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow - $475 [ ] Brown - $300 [X] Purple - $225 [ ] White - $400 [ ] Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [ ] Blue - $300 [ *] Pink - $100 [ ] Other - $500 Total: Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes $0 [*] Nope-add $1000 [ ] some- $750
14 Mar, 2009
4 the boys
Would you makeout with me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already have Would you sleep in the same bed as me? [ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] Hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay [ ] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No I look like.. [ ] A player [ ] a Wife [ ] One time thing [ ] Next GF [ ] A friend [ ] A friend with benefits [ ] A possibility [ ] A loser [ ] A hottie If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather...? [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Friends [ ] Friends with benefits [ ] Marry me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the hottest), rate me... [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [ ] Friend [ ] Girlfriend [ ] Friend with benefits [ ] Hubby Are you going to repost this so I can answer for you? [ ] Yes [ ] No
14 Mar, 2009
put this on ur page if ur in love
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13 Mar, 2009
F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE SHOWER AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!
07 Mar, 2009
Pink skinny jeans ?: single Blue skinny jeans ?: Gay Yellow skinny jeans : here is no pointto like the person you like Zebra skinny jeans ?: Just feeling rando?m & posti?ng this Black Skinny Jeans : taken and loving it Green skinny jeans: s?ingle and loving it Purple skinny jeans ?: taken and confused Orange skinny jeans : s?ingle and whatever happens happens White ?Skinny jeans : s?ingle and Crushing Gray skinny jeans ?: Single and like someone a lot, but don't know if they like you Red skinny jeans ?:You like someone and they like you back, but you aren't going out yet Teal skinny jeans : Your a ninja (Soooo Totally Mii!) Aqua skinny jeans : Single and like someone a lot , but they dont like you and you know that . Chartreuse skinny jeans: Just reposting so your mama won't die at 3:45am If you dont repos?t this your mama will die at 3:??45am
07 Mar, 2009
so hot i'm on fire
??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ♥? Put this on your page if somebody told you that you were hot.
03 Mar, 2009
HOW TO KISS AT SKOOL
HOW TO KISS AT SKOOL how to kiss at skool. Well first look down. BECAUSE U OPENED THIS U WILL GET KISSED ON FRIDAY BY A PERSON WHO THINKS. UR CUTE. UR PRETTY. or by someone that u like. AND TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!BREAK IT AND U WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS.FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!"REPOST SAYING "HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL
18 Feb, 2009
I say you: you=s***: I say at: I say life: hint: If your that dumb read the last words of each sentence!
07 Feb, 2009
nigga always tryin 2 break ur heart but you will neva undrestand tryin 2 get in our pants sayin u love us and all that other s*** it must have worked wit those others girls ,b****es,and h**s u messed wit but NEVER ME bit wit me 4 mii not cuz i gota fat booty and a nice rack gets ya facts right cuz u can't get into mii pants and u will neva unless u love me 4 me and nothin else u HEARTBREANKS, DREAMTAKERS
04 Feb, 2009
read this WHOLE THING MII LOVE LIFE
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" Baby Since The Day Youh Left Everything Seems So Much Harder I Cant Think Straight..I Cant Walk Outtah Muh House Knowing Dhat Im Missing Youh Every Single Second Of Dah Day... Wishing Youh Were By My Side Tu Hold Me Tight...Tu Wipe My Tears But Baby Your Alwayz Gonnah Be In My Heart<33 And I'll Alwayz Love Youh...<333 Lyke Dayum How Can I Move ON?? I Lyke Really Need Help I Styll Stuck On One Dude I Love Hym Soo Much But I Cant Let This Happen Anymore I Gottah Move On Before I Get Hurt Again Dnt Really Matter Im Used Tu The Pain So Yeah *sighs* Single Again Shy
01 Feb, 2009
15 ppl can read this
Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. OLNY RSEPOT IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUEBR AT TOP TGOHUH, ? "ONLY __ PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU" Go up a nmuber if you can raed it...lte's see how hgih we cna get
31 Jan, 2009
missin him dearly
When you break her heart - [ the pain never really goez away ] ♥When she mizzez you - [ she'z hurting inside ] ♥When she sayz itz over - [ she STILL wantz you to be herz ] ♥When she repostz thiz bulletin - [ she wantz you to read it ] ♥When she walkz away from you mad - [ Follow her ] ♥When she stare'z at your mouth - [ Kizz her ] ♥When she pushez you or hit'z you - [ Grab her and don’t let go ] ♥When she start'z cursing at you - [ Kizz her and tell her you love her ] ♥When she ignore'z you - [ Give her your attention ] ♥When she pullz away - [ Pull her back ] ♥When you see her at her worst - [ Tell her she'z beautiful ] ♥When you see her start crying - [ Just hold her and don’t say a word ] ♥When you see her walking - [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] ♥When she'z scared - [ Protect her ] ♥When she lay'z her head on your shoulder - [ Tilt her head up and kizz her ] ♥When she steal'z your favorite hoodie - [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night ] ♥When she tease'z you - [ Tease her back and make her laugh] ♥When she doesn’t answer for a long time - [ reassure her that everything iz okay ] ♥When she lookz at you with doubt - [ Back yourself up with the TRUTH ] ♥When she say'z that she like'z you - [ she really doez more than you could understand ] ♥When she grab'z at your handz - [ Hold her'z and play with her fingerz ] ♥When she bump'z into you - [ bump into her back and make her laugh ] ♥When she tellz you a secret - [ keep it safe and untold ] ♥When she lookz at you in your eyez - [ don’t look away until she doez ] ♥Stay on the phone with her even if she’z not saying anything. ♥DON'T let her have the last word. ♥DON'T call her Hot,, Gorgeouz or Beautiful are so much better. ♥Say you love her more than she could ever love you. ♥Argue that she iz the best girl ever. ♥When she'z mad hug her tight and don't let go. ♥Everynight before you go to sleep call her and tell her you love her
30 Jan, 2009
what shall i do
i need help i'm still in love wit my ex who broke my heart i can't let him go he is my love of my life plz help me