03 Jan, 2010

~dudes only ~

How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT) [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 Would you rather.. [ ] Do me Or [ ] Date me Would you rather be on top or bottom? [ ] Top [ ] Bottom Do I have pretty eyes? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you be sad if I moved? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you come visit me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Am I.. [ ] Hott [ ] Slick [ ] Maxy [ ] Cute Would you rather.. [ ] Makeout [ ] Cuddle [ ] **** [ ] Kiss Do you want to go out with me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you give me your number? [ ] Yes [ ] No Are you going to re post this so I can answer for YOU? [ ] Yes [ ] No

03 Jan, 2010

hehe

10 THINGS TO DO WHEN U GET STUCK IN A ELEVATOR! 1.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up,then screams,"That's mine!" 2.Leave a box in the corner and when someone gets on,ask them if they can hear ticking. 3.When there's only one other person in the elevator,tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasnt you. 4.Ask,"Did you feel that?" 5.Call out "Group Hug",then enforce it. 6.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,"Shut up all of you,just shut up!" 7.Crack open your briefcase or purse and while peering inside,ask "Got enough air in there?" 8.Stare at another passenger for awhile,then announce in horror,"Your one of THEM!" 9.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

30 Nov, 2009

2009 couples

98% marry thier 7-12 grde sweethearts and because u opened this you will get a good talk tomarrow by the person you love or like and it will also be the best day of your life do not break this chain repost this a 2009 couples youve got 1 minute

28 Oct, 2009

ellozz

hey i can get back on so yay XD

28 Aug, 2009

IM FOR SALE

IM FOR SALE!!! Any bids? some1 bidded a trillion dollars ! who can beat his bet

28 Aug, 2009

elloz

high school is alsome

27 Aug, 2009

2) I LOVE HIM , SO WHAT ?

Okay, because you opened this, this weekyou will have the BEST LUCK 1) your gonna get a girlfriend/ boyfriend 2) your gonna have the best 3 weeks starting tonight! 3) your gonna get 2 NEW FRIENDS 4) your gonna fall in love **If u dont repost this, you will have bad luck forever !BUT, you have to repost this bulletin with any of these names: 1) I GOT MY LIP PIERCED [[PICS]] 2) I LOVE HIM , SO WHAT ? 3) I LIKE SOMEONE<3 4) GOLD DIGGER 5) I NEED A TRUE BOYFRIEND 6) OMG WE KISSED ! Heres the pic 7) I NEED A GIRLFRIEND I THINK I MIGHT BE GAY 9) I NEED A BOYFRIEND 10) MY SUICIDE LETTER 11) I DYED MY HAIR BLONDE[[PICS]] 12) IM GOING BACK TO JAMAICA MONDAY 13) I DYED MY HAIR PINK AND PURPLE HERE ARE PICS 14) WE GOT CAUGHT 15) I DYED MY HAIR BROWN HERE ARE THE PICTURES

22 Aug, 2009

Put on your page if taken and lovin it >333

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22 Aug, 2009

i LOV to do this

I Do It Everywhere . I Do It On The Porch . I Do It In The Car . Like I Said I Do It Everywhere . I Love Doing It In The Bed . I Visually It I Like It No I Love It. I Would Rather Do It In The Light . Do You No Wat It Is ...... A Book What Do You Think I Was Talkin About Preverts

19 Aug, 2009

Dear God.....

I know you're watching over me And I'm feeling truly blessed For no matter what I pray for You always know what's best! I have this circle of E-mail friends, Who mean a lot to me; Some days I 'send' and 'send,' At other times, I let them be. I am so blessed to have these friends, With whom I've grown so close; So this little poem I dictate to them, Because to me they are the 'Most'! When I see each name download, And view the message they've sent; I know they've thought of me that day, And 'well wishes' were their intent. So to you, my friends, I would like to say, Thank you for being a part; Of all my daily contacts, This comes right from my heart. God bless you all is my prayer today, I'm honoured to call you 'friend'; I pray God will keep you safe, Until we write again.

14 Aug, 2009

:(

HELP MEH PLZZZ RAPE RAPE :( my bros r trying to rape meh:(

14 Aug, 2009

ewww

my cat was just likcking its balls hehehehe sorry ima lil hyper :P

13 Aug, 2009

....

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE RACISM

08 Aug, 2009

:)

peak a BOO i c U :P hehehehehe

07 Aug, 2009

heyyy

IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR CONTACTS... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL.IF YOU DONT RE-COMMENT THIS YOU ARE A COWARD AND IS TO AFRAID TO SEE WHO ACTUALLY LIKES YOU.SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST. COPY THIS AND PASTE IT.... I WILL BE WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU!!

27 Jul, 2009

HEEEYYYYY

someone message me pplzzzzz im bored =^_^=

15 Jul, 2009

wat would u do

If you woke up and i was in ur bed wat would u do? 1) Go back to sleep 2) Scream and run 3) Cuss me out 4) Stop drinking so much. Damn! 5) Just tell me to leave 6) Climb on top of me and cuddle 7) F**k me Make me breakfast 9) Ask me my name 10) Call the cops 11) Other (Please specify )

15 Jul, 2009

cross

/_/ \/\ \_\** / /_/** \ If U Got Love 4 JESUS \_\/\**\ CHRIST Copy This & ~..\_\*/Put it on ur profile GLORY TO GOD!

15 Jul, 2009

16 things to do at wal- mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling g**s in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, a**ume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!

14 Jul, 2009

pick 1 dont be scared

F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!

14 Jul, 2009

7 year old explains sex

He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick......-a big eel ;had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off.The eel spit on her face a little bit and then, All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it

14 Jul, 2009

y do this

MONTH 1:MOMMY IM ONLY 4 INCHES LONG MONTH 2:MOMMY I LOVE YOUR VOICE ITS A SWEET LULLABY MONTH 3:MOMMY I JUST FOUND OUT IM A BOY!AREN'T YOU GLAD MONTH 4: MOMMY I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SUCK MY THUMB!I GET A LOT OF EXCERCISE!I CAN TUEN MY HEAD AND STRETCH MONTH 5:MOMMY WHY ARE YOU CRYING?IT MAKES ME CRY TOO!SEE I CRY EVEN THOUGHT YOU CAN'T SEE ME MONTH 6:MOMMY THAT DOCTOR LIED TO YOU;I AM REAL!i DON'T LIKE THAT DOCTOR AT ALL! MONTH 7: I HEAR THAT DOCTOR AGAIN!WHAT'S ABORTION?OW!MOMMY I FEEL A NEEDLE;IT'S BURNING,MOMMY!HELP ME! I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT! MOMMY IT'S OKAY NOW IM IN THE HANDS OF GOD NOW.HE EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT ABORTION IS. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?HOW COULD YOU KILL ME?DIDN'T YOU WANT ME MOMMY?IF YOU THINK ABORTION IS WRONG COPY N PASTE THIS!!:-(

13 Jul, 2009

honesty

1. Whats your Name? 2. Are we close? 3. What do you think of me? 4. Do you hav a crush on me? 5. Would u kiss me? 6. would u go with me? 7. Describe me in 3 words? 8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do? 9. What was ur first impression of me? 10. Do u still think the same bout me? 11.. What reminds u of me? 12. If you could give me anything what would it be? 13. How well do u know me? 14. What do u like best about me? 15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt? 16. Could you ever love me? 17. Give me a nickname and explain why? 18.R u gonna put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u? 19.are all thes q anoying you? 20.Rate me 1-10 plz answer honestly do it now

13 Jul, 2009

$$$$MONEY$$$$

Money does grow on trees I hate it when ppl say "Money dont grow on trees,Mariah!" But money do grow on trees.Because money is paper and paper comes from trees.Just think about it!

13 Jul, 2009

hey

to all u ppl who chat with sammy james hes not 16 hes 8 and the only reason i know that is bc hes my lil bro

13 Jul, 2009

hey

i do not hate a.s.s

12 Jul, 2009

my name means

k- you lik to try new things a- you always want some action l- you are always smiling and making others smile y- you always make every experience great n- you can be very "fun''... in bed A- You always want some action B- You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people. C- You definitely have a partier side in you. D- You're Super cool. E- You are popular with all types of people. F- Fantasic chracteristics you brighten the room of everywhere you go. G- You always want some action H- You have very good personality and looks. I- Love is something you deeply believe in. J- Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things. L- You are always smiling and making others smile. M- Success comes easily to you. N- You can be very "fun"...in bed O- You love foreplay. P- You are very friendly and understanding. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- You are social. S- People think you are so s**y, especially your bf/gf T- You have an attitude, a big one. U- You usely r hella tight. V- You are not judgemental. W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let people tell you what to do. Y- You always make every experience Great. Z- You have trouble trusting people.

09 Jul, 2009

peom

Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give him an hour Kissing Is A Habit ****ing Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Father Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Max is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And he'll fill you with cream Max is good Max is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid roses are nice violets are fine. he'll be the six if you'll be the nine. roses are red violets are blue condoms will rip now watch you get screwed

09 Jul, 2009

hot

??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ♥? Put this on your page if somebody told you that you were hot.

08 Jul, 2009

pick one put it in the commet box plz

1 - EWW U UGLY! 2 - You're Not The Best Looking 3 - No One I Would Date 4 - Ehh 5 - You're Alright 6 - You're Cute 7 - You're Beautiful 8 - Gorgeous 9 - Wow, You're HAWT! 10 - You're The Most Beautiful Thing I Have Ever Seen

08 Jul, 2009

hey

found a pic bro helped me put it on

08 Jul, 2009

wat happened 2 ur name

what happened to ur name i wrote your name in the sky but the wind blew it away i wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away i wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay

08 Jul, 2009

im sssaaaddd

im leaving on august 1

08 Jul, 2009

love

Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling;; Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies;; Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you. tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other;; Guys: When she tells you she loves you look deep into her eyes. give her a peck on the lips and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars;; Girls: When you're both laying under the stars put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush.... -Now copy and repost this; if By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you. If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life

08 Jul, 2009

i love music

???? ???? ?(o) [Ipod ? ???? Copy And Paste If You Love Music

08 Jul, 2009

free hugs

FREE HUGS ??????? Put this on your page ??????? if you give free hugs!! ???????

08 Jul, 2009

hey my fingers do random stuff

.. . . . . .. ./´¯/) . . . . . . ../ . .// . . . . . ../. . /./ . ./´¯`/'. .'/¯`. ./',/. ./. . /. ./¨/¯\ ('.(. .´. . ´. .¯´/'. .) .\. . . . .\ . . . . . . / . .\. .\. . . . . ._.·´ . . .\. . . . . . . ( . . . .\. . . . . . .\",2009-07-08 04:10:35.830 96711,102785,love is sweet,Love Is Sweet ♥ Put This On Ur Page If U Love SomeOne ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥,2009-07-08 04:13:08.553 96712,99034,i kissed paris hilton because im a f***ing scuba diver!!,Pick The Month You Were Born In: 1 (Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on: 01 - 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my ""boo"" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y beast"

08 Jul, 2009

im cute slut with beautiful eyes

What color of shirt are you wearing? Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beastly What kind of pants are you wearing? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hott body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes

08 Jul, 2009

jack and jill

hehehehehe jack and jill went up tha hill to smoke some marijuana jack got high and unzipped his fly and asked jill do u wanna jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun but stupid jill forgot tha pill nd now they have a son

08 Jul, 2009

i banged a snowman bc i love weed

Pick The Month You Were Born In: 1 (Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on: 01 - 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y beast

07 Jul, 2009

age doesn't matter

Girl: nm you Boy: i got my G.E.D. Girl: OMG!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU Boy: yeah thnx Girl: i have to tell you something Boy: go ahead Girl: well i love you. i always have i cared aboutyou and your always in my heart Boy: thats cool i love you too but your too young your 14 and i'm 17 Girl: but i love you, age shouldn't matter Boy: i know u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age Girl: i just thought......(crying she logs off) The next day the boy turns on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrists and wrote on the wall "Age never matters" The boy then recives a call from the girl he chose and she says "I'm leaving you for the one i love." That night the boy hangs himself and writes on the wall "She's right. Age doesn't matter. I love you and always will. iF YOU AGREE THAT AGE SHOULDN'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM THEN REPOST THIS AS "Age Shouldn't Matter" and.. A miracle will happen at 11:11

07 Jul, 2009

me

me me♥ ♥Gσt A Prσblεm...Sσlνε It! ♥Lσst?...Gεt Fσund! ♥Think I'm Trippin...Tiε M? Shσε! ♥Cαn't Stαnd Mε...Sit Dσωn! ♥Cαn't Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund! ×♥Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt ♥Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr! ♥Think Im Ugl?...Dσn't Lσσ? At Mε! ♥Dσn't Likε M? St?lε...Dσn't Lι?? Yσur?! ♥Dσn't Knσw Mε... Dσn't Judge Mε! ♥Think Yσu Knσw Mε...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα

07 Jul, 2009

lol

i love to laugh!! ?????? Put this on your page ??????? If you like to laugh alot!xD ???????

07 Jul, 2009

"i miss him"

IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years

04 Jul, 2009

i cost 3,620 a night

Natural Hair Color: [x] Brown - $100 [ ] Blondie - $50 [ ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other - $75 Eye Color: [x] Brown - $50 [ ] Green - $75 [ ] Blue - $150 [ ] Hazel - $100 [ ] Other - $15 Height: [ ] Over 7' - $200 [ ] 6'8 to 7' - $175 [ ] 6'0 to 6'7 - $150 [ ] 5'5 to 5'11 - $75 [ ] 5'4 to 5'10 - $85 [x] Under 5'4 - $95 Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [x] 0 to 18 - $100 Birth Order: [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [ ] First Born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [x] second born - $150 [ ] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [ ] third born - $550 [ ] fourth born - $300 [ ] fifth born - $400 [ ] sixth born - $215 Drink? [x] I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - Bankrupt $0 [ ] No - $600 Vision? [x] perfect vision $400 [ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200 [ ] No correction $100 [ ] Glasses $50 [ ] contacts $25 [ ] Surgical correction -$100 Shoe Size: [ ] 13+ - $300 [ ] 12-1/2 to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [x] 7 to 10 - $500 [ ] Under 7 - $450 Favorite Colors (TWO): [ ] Green - $750 [x] Red - $600 [ ] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow - $475 [ ] Brown - $300 [x] Purple - $225 [ ] White - $400 [ ] Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [ ] Blue - $300 [ ] Pink - $100 [ ] Other - $500 Total: Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes $0 [x] Nope-add $1000 [ ] some- $750 Final Total: 3,620

03 Jul, 2009

love

Girl: Did I ever cross in your mind? Boy: No. Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really. Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No. Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No. Girl: Choose - Me or your life? Boy: My life. The girl runs away in shock and pain, and the boy runs after her, then he says... The reason you never cross in my mind is because you're always on my mind.. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.. and The reason I choose my life is because YOU ARE MY LIFE... If you would say the same thing (being a girl or boy), copy this and put it on your profile

03 Jul, 2009

drugs

i said no to Mugs they just wont listen LOL=D

03 Jul, 2009

adicted chatting

chatting is like Mugs once u get started u cant get off

30 Nov, -0001

hey u

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