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Username : | selnel |
First Name : | ethqhq4jqrnm |
Gender: | M |
Country: | ZM |
Member Since : | 07 Apr, 2009 |
27 Mar, 2010
please
ignor anymessages from me plz! bobert is hacking me and i cant stop him! just ignor them please :'(
27 Mar, 2010
idk why i do these stupid things :)
Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling;; Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies;; Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you. tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other;; Guys: When she tells you she loves you look deep into her eyes. give her a peck on the lips and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars;; Girls: When you're both laying under the stars put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush.... -Now copy and repost this; if By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you. If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life
22 Mar, 2010
brother!
AAHHH!!!!!!!!! :D my brother got parole! finaly hes back :D im crying im so happy!
21 Mar, 2010
this is a lie!
From: i_luv_dalton Date: Mar 21 2010 12:20PM Subject: RE: .. YEA .. you lie and you cheat and you're a f***ing SLUT. I don't care if you hate me, and tell people that I'm the b****, cuz' I know i'ma b****. You can't admit that you're a f***ing STUPID HO.
21 Mar, 2010
I_Love_dalton
i hope you know you ruined my life....your the reason im leaving....FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING WHORE
26 Feb, 2010
kiss :-*
WANT A KISS 1. say your name ten times. 2. say your mom's name five times. 3. say your crushes three times 4. paste this to four other groups. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. But if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 4 PPL IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY
06 Feb, 2010
-Hackeddd-
Hey it's Brandonn o: Im hacking Selnel! :P Im not sure what to say now....D; Im very dizzy xD She's an amazing girl with a rock hard personality. She has some problemos with self-esteem though.....>.> (I didnt say that o: ) Just dont worry about others and be yourself Selene ^^" BranBran peacin' out! : D -BranBran : D
29 Jan, 2010
i do
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS!! because in the bible it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you
12 Jan, 2010
sorry
hello everyone ur gona hate me but maggie thought it would b fun to pul that prank i was never hurt ......
09 Jan, 2010
i have cheated
if u have cheated on sombody that u truly luv and never ment to do what u did and u hope they no ur sorry then repost this as i have cheated
08 Jan, 2010
<3
-2-1-2-3-4 Give me more loving than I’ve ever had Make me feel better when I’m feeling sad Tell me I’m special even though I know I’m not Make me feel good when I hurt so bad Barely getting mad I’m so glad I found you I love being around you You make it easy Its as easy as 1-2-1-2-3-4 There’s only one thing To Do Three words For you (I love you) I love you There’s only one way to say Those three words That’s what I’ll do (I love you) I love you Give me more loving from the very start Piece me back together when I fall apart Tell me things you never even tell your closest friends Make me feel good when I hurt so bad You’re the best that I’ve had And I’m so glad I found you I love being around you You make it easy It’s easy as 1-2-1-2-3-4 There’s only one thing To Do Three words For you (I love you) I love you There’s only one way to say Those three words That’s what I’ll do (I love you) I love you (I love you) I love you You make it easy It’s easy as 1 2 1 2 3 4 There’s only one thing To Do Three words For you (I love you) I love you There’s only one way to say Those three words That’s what I’ll do (I love you) I love you (I love you) I love you 1-2-3-4 I love you (I love you) I love you
05 Jan, 2010
<3
I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away,,, i wrote your name on my hand, but accedentally washed it the next day,,, i wrote your name on a piece of paper but then threw it away,,, i wrote your name on my heart and forever it will stay... put this on your blog if you keep thinking about a person you love...
04 Jan, 2010
<3
Honestly ... If u really like someone right now, and miss them at this moment, and cant get them out of ur head, and you think about them ALL the time, then repost this t**led "? IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?" within one minute. They will surprise u ...
03 Jan, 2010
I DYED MY HAIR BLONDE[[PICS]]
Okay, because you opened this, this weekyou will have the BEST LUCK 1) your gonna get a girlfriend/ boyfriend 2) your gonna have the best 3 weeks starting tonight! 3) your gonna get 2 NEW FRIENDS 4) your gonna fall in love **If u dont repost this, you will have bad luck forever !BUT, you have to repost this bulletin with any of these names: 1) I GOT MY LIP PIERCED [[PICS]] 2) I LOVE HIM , SO WHAT ? 3) I LIKE SOMEONE<3 4) GOLD DIGGER 5) I NEED A TRUE BOYFRIEND 6) OMG WE KISSED ! Heres the pic 7) I NEED A GIRLFRIEND I THINK I MIGHT BE GAY 9) I NEED A BOYFRIEND 10) MY SUICIDE LETTER 11) I DYED MY HAIR BLONDE[[PICS]] 12) IM GOING BACK TO JAMAICA MONDAY 13) I DYED MY HAIR PINK AND PURPLE HERE ARE PICS 14) WE GOT CAUGHT 15) I DYED MY HAIR BROWN HERE ARE THE PICTURES
03 Jan, 2010
please wright to me
Dear Selene, I _____ you. You have a nice _____. You make me _____. You should _____. Someday I will _____. You + me = _____. If I saw you now I'd _____. Remember that time when _____? I would build a _____ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _____. We could _____ under the stars. Love,_____ (P.S. _____.)
02 Jan, 2010
inbox me :)
[] Push me into a wall and kiss me? [] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [] Slap Me? [] Slap me if i asked you to? [] Kiss Me? [] Let Me Kiss You? [] Watch A Movie With Me? [] Take Me Home For The Night? [] Take Me With You? [] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [] Let Me Make You Breakfast? [] Make me breakfast? [] Stick Up For Me if I Was Being Put Down? [] Instant Message Me? [] Greet Me In Public? [] Hang Out With Me? [] Bring Me Around Your Friends? [] Fall in love with me? [] Like me? [] Love me? [] Go out with me? Do You... [] Miss Me? [] Think I'm Cute? [] Think I'm Hot? [] Think I'm Ok? [] Think I'm Ugly? [] Want To Kiss Me? [] Want To Cuddle With Me? [] Want To Date Me? Am I... [] Smart? [] Funny? [] Cool? [] Loveable? [] Adorable? [] Great To Be With? [] Attractive? [] Mean? [] Ugly? [] Gorgeous? Have You Ever... [] Thought About Hooking Up With Me? [] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me ? [] Wished I Were There? [] Had A Crush On Me? [] Wanted My Number? [] Had A Dream About Me? [] Been Distracted By Me? Are You... [] Happy You Know Me? [] Thinking About Me? [] my friend? [] in love with me [] wanna f*ck me [] wanna cuddle with me
01 Jan, 2010
lol
95% of ppl think the world will end in 2012. They are trying to become as safe as possible. If u r the 5% who would be rolling on the floor laughing ur a** off repost this
01 Jan, 2010
<3
1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep they always think about the girl they truly care about 2) Guys are more emotional then you think if they loved you at one point it takes them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they aren't with you 3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile ( : 4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to 5) Giving a guy a hanging messa?ge like "You know what uh...never mind....." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking and he'll a**ume he did something wrong and he'll obsess over it 6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. you don'???t need to give advic?e 7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU LOVE THEM! 9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he really likes you 10) If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with you 11) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something 12)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day 13)No guy can handle all his problems on his own He's just too stubborn to admit it 14)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE! Just because ONE is RUDE doesn't mean he represents ALL of them 15) WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE 16) Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life -Everything said in this bulletin is true -Ladies, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your dreams -Guys, if you don't repost this in 1 hr then you will lose the girl of your life
31 Dec, 2009
hey
hope everyone has a great 2010 :) i love u all espicaly this one rele sepcial guy <3 well everyone happy 2010 chimo :)
31 Dec, 2009
SEE IF YOUR NAME IS ON THE LIST
Say this slowly.Jesus,i love,and i need you. Repost this within 5 minutes and t**le it : SEE IF YOUR NAME IS ON THE LIST A miracle will happen tonight.P.S. please don't ignore God works in mysterious ways
30 Dec, 2009
lol
l..........l PUT THIS DOOR ON YOUR l..........l PAGE IF YOU HAVE EVER l........O.l PUSHED A DOOR THAT l..........l SAID PULL l..........l
29 Dec, 2009
hey
okay im sure i speek for most ppl here WE DONT WANA SEE ANYONES BOOOBS!! OK SO U SLUTZ CAN JUST PUT THEM AWAY OK
29 Dec, 2009
plz
Grab her waist when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her b*** • Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When he says she's ok dont believe it talk with her • Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • TRUST HER WITH HER GIRL FRIENDS. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's a** am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : •Call you. •Kiss you. •Love you. •Text you
28 Dec, 2009
amen
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you
28 Dec, 2009
mhm
• Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her b***/boobs. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her • Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • TRUST HER WITH HER GUY FRIENDS • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's a** am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : •Call you. •Kiss you. •Love you. •Text you
28 Dec, 2009
hy
- You always want some action B- You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people. C- You definitely have a partier side in you. D- You're Super cool. E- You are popular with all types of people. F- Fantasic chracteristics you brighten the room of everywhere you go. G- You always want some action H- You have very good personality and looks. I- Love is something you deeply believe in. J- Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things. L- You are always smiling and making others smile. M- Success comes easily to you. N- You can be very "fun"...in bed O- You love foreplay. P- You are very friendly and understanding. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- You are social. S- People think you are so s**y, especially your bf/gf T- You have an attitude, a big one. U- You usely r hella tight. V- You are not judgemental. W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let people tell you what to do. Y- You always make every experience Great. Z- You have trouble trusting people. S- People think you are so s**y, especially your bf/gf E- You are popular with all types of people. L- You are always smiling and making others smile. E- You are popular with all types of people. N- You can be very "fun"...in bed E- You are popular with all types of people.
28 Dec, 2009
brown eyes
Either s**y as hell or are adorable. Loves to make new friends.Their relationships tends to be very honest because if they aren't truly in love Then the relationship won't work.They fall easily for their best friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite. Enjoy being with their guy/girl.Loves to party.Can please the one they care for or love.The best ones at s**.is NOT THE PERSON YOU WANT TO PISS OFF WILL KNOCK YOU OUT!!!Amazing kisser. Report this if you have brown eyes and you will find the one that you are looking for...........but i've already found u :)
28 Dec, 2009
love u....
Girl: Did I ever cross in your mind? Boy: No. Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really. Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No. Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No. Girl: Choose - Me or your life? Boy: My life. The girl runs away in shock and pain, and the boy runs after her, then he says... The reason you never cross in my mind is because you're always on my mind.. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.. and The reason I choose my life is because YOU ARE MY LIFE... post this if u luv sum 1
26 Dec, 2009
2009 couples
98% people marry their 7th-12th grade sweetheart and because u opened this u will get a good talk from the person u like or love it will also be the best day of ur life do not break this chain repost this as " 2009 couples " u got 1 minuet
25 Dec, 2009
scars
i tear my heart open.i sew myself shut.my weakness is dat i care too much.and my scars reminds me.dat da past is real .i tear my heart open just to feel.im drunk and im feelin down.and i just wann b alone.im p***ed kuz u came aroud.y dnt u just go home.
24 Dec, 2009
u were thinking you loved me
Message from XxThe_DeadxX From: XxThe_DeadxX Date: Dec 24 2009 12:59PM Subject: make me make me you w**** i can't believe i dated you once what was i thinking!!!!
24 Dec, 2009
please just stop
essage from XxThe_DeadxX From: XxThe_DeadxX Date: Dec 24 2009 12:54PM Subject: leave you w**** leave you female f**got i bet if i had to date either a litter box full of s*** or you id take the box
24 Dec, 2009
bye
Message from xXxAustinxXx From: xXxAustinxXx Date: Dec 24 2009 12:48PM Subject: just leave already ur so ugly i would get one dollor to kill u
24 Dec, 2009
bye
Message from xXxAustinxXx From: xXxAustinxXx Date: Dec 24 2009 12:46PM Subject: yes good! u should leave u ugly peace of trash
24 Dec, 2009
another reason to leave
Message from XxThe_DeadxX From: XxThe_DeadxX Date: Dec 24 2009 12:27PM Subject: w**** your a fat w****
13 Dec, 2009
fireflies by owl city
You would not believe your eyes If ten million fireflies Lit up the world as I fell asleep 'Cause they'd fill the open air And leave teardrops everywhere You'd think me rude But I would just stand and stare I'd like to make myself believe That planet Earth turns slowly It's hard to say that I'd rather stay Awake when I'm asleep 'Cause everything is never as it seems 'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs From ten thousand lightning bugs As they tried to teach me how to dance A fox trot above my head A sock hop beneath my bed A disco ball that's just hanging by a thread I'd like to make myself believe That planet earth turns slowly It's hard to say that I'd rather stay Awake when I'm asleep 'Cause everything is never as it seems When I fall asleep Leave my door open just a crack (Please take me away from here) 'Cause I feel like such an insomniac (Please take me away from here) Why do I tire of counting sheep (Please take me away from here) When I'm far too tired to fall asleep To ten million fireflies I'm weird 'cause I hate goodbyes I got misty eyes as they said farewell But I'll know where several are If my dreams get real bizarre 'Cause I saved a few and I keep them in a jar I'd like to make myself believe That planet Earth turns slowly It's hard to say that I'd rather stay Awake when I'm asleep 'Cause everything is never as it seems When I fall asleep I'd like to make myself believe That planet Earth turns slowly It's hard to say that I'd rather stay Awake when I'm asleep 'Cause everything is never as it seems When I fall asleep I'd like to make myself believe That planet earth turns slowly It's hard to say that I'd rather stay Awake when I'm asleep Because my dreams are bursting at the seems
12 Dec, 2009
<3
If i dont call you [Its because im waiting for you to call me] When i walk away from you mad [Follow me] When i stare at your mouth [Kiss me] When i push you or hit you [Grab me and dont let go] When i start cussing at you [Kiss me and tell me you love me] When im quiet [Ask me whats wrong] When i ignore you [Give me your attention] When i pull away [Pull me back] When you see me at my worst [Tell me im beautiful] When you see me start crying [Hold me and tell me everything will be alright] When you see me walking [Sneak up and hug my waist from behind] When im scared [Protect me] When i lay my head on your shoulder [Tilt my head up and kiss me] When i grab at your hands [Hold mine and play with my fingers] When i tease you [Tease me back and make me laugh] When i dont answer for a long time [reassure me that everything is okay] When i look at you with doubt [Back yourself up] When i say that i like you [I really do more than you could understand] When i bump into you [bump into me back and make me laugh] When i tell you a secret [keep it safe and untold] When i look at you in your eyes [dont look away until i do] When i miss you [im hurting inside] When you break my heart [the pain never really goes away] When i say its over [i still want you to be mine]
12 Dec, 2009
=(
*sighs* ur on but no talking and i got on just for u ... wondering if it was worthi t now
29 Nov, 2009
msn
people. Sorry to break the news, but l ks like all of those warnings were real The use of MSN and e-mail will cost money from Summer 2009 onwards. If Send this message to 18 different people from r list, r little MSN Icon will turn blue and that will make it free for . If don't believe Me, go on to (www.msn.com) and see it rself. Don't forward this message, But copy and paste read it and paste it every where
27 Nov, 2009
:)
????????????????? ????????????????? ????????? ??????? put this on your page is someone told you that they love you
24 Nov, 2009
dirty lil secrete_AAR
Let me know that I've done wrong, When I've known this all along, I go around a time or two, Just to waste my time with you. Tell me all that you've thrown away, Find out games you don't wanna play, You are the only one that needs to know-- I'll keep you my dirty little secret, (Dirty little secret) Don't tell anyone or you`ll be just another regret, (Just another regret, hope that you can keep it) My dirty little secret, Who has to know? When we live such fragile lives, It's the best way we survive, I go around a time or two, Just to waste my time with you, Tell me all that you've thrown away, find out games you don't wanna play, you are the only one that needs to know--- I'll keep you my dirty little secret, (Dirty little secret) Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret, (Just another regret, hope that you can keep it) My dirty little secret. Who has to know? The way she feels inside (inside!) Those thoughts I can't deny (can't deny!) These sleeping thoughts won't lie (won't lie!) And all I've tried to hide It's eating me apart Trace this life back! I'll keep you my dirty little secret, (Dirty little secret) Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret. (Just another regret) I'll keep you my dirty little secret, Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret, (Just another regret, hope that you can keep it) My dirty little secret, Dirty little secret, Dirty little secret. Who has to know?
22 Nov, 2009
love it
You would not believe your eyes If ten million fireflies Lit up the world as I fell asleep 'Cause they'd fill the open air And leave teardrops everywhere You'd think me rude But I would just stand and stare I'd like to make myself believe That planet Earth turns slowly It's hard to say that I'd rather stay Awake when I'm asleep 'Cause everything is never as it seems 'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs From ten thousand lightning bugs As they tried to teach me how to dance A fox trot above my head A sock hop beneath my bed A disco ball that's just hanging by a thread I'd like to make myself believe That planet earth turns slowly It's hard to say that I'd rather stay Awake when I'm asleep 'Cause everything is never as it seems When I fall asleep Leave my door open just a crack (Please take me away from here) 'Cause I feel like such an insomniac (Please take me away from here) Why do I tire of counting sheep (Please take me away from here) When I'm far too tired to fall asleep To ten million fireflies I'm weird 'cause I hate goodbyes I got misty eyes as they said farewell But I'll know where several are If my dreams get real bizarre 'Cause I saved a few and I keep them in a jar I'd like to make myself believe That planet Earth turns slowly It's hard to say that I'd rather stay Awake when I'm asleep 'Cause everything is never as it seems When I fall asleep I'd like to make myself believe That planet Earth turns slowly It's hard to say that I'd rather stay Awake when I'm asleep 'Cause everything is never as it seems When I fall asleep I'd like to make myself believe That planet earth turns slowly It's hard to say that I'd rather stay Awake when I'm asleep Because my dreams are bursting at the seems
16 Nov, 2009
_____________
I _____ you. You have a nice _____. You make me _____. You should _____. Someday I will _____. You + me = _____. If I saw you now I'd _____. Remember that time when _____? I would build a _____ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _____. We could _____ under the stars. Love,_____ (P.S. _____.)
15 Nov, 2009
coommmon
Kiss on the Lips= I love you Kiss on the ear= You are special Kiss on the nose= Laughter Kiss on the cheek= Friendship Kiss on the forehead= I comfort you Kiss on the neck= I want you Kiss on the shoulder= You are wonderful Kiss anywhere else= Be careful Play around with hair= Can't live without you Holding hands= Happiness Arms around waist= You are mine/ i need you A hug= I care Nibble on ear= Start warming up Smiling at each other= I like you Lifting up eyebrows/ wink= flirtation Looking around= hiding true feelings Tender kiss on the side of your lips= you're mine Wetting your lips= waiting for a kiss tear drop= I'm losing you Crying= I lost you NOW MESSAGE MA AND ILL TELL U WAT U ARE
13 Nov, 2009
=]
When you break her heart- [the pain never really goes away] when she misses you- [she's hurting inside] when she says its over- [she STILL wants you to be hers] when she reposts this bulletin- [she wants you to read it] when she walks away from you mad- [follow her] when she stares at our mouth- [KISS HER!!] when she pushes or hits you- [grab her and dont let go] when she starts cursing at you- [kiss her and tell her you love her] when she ignores you- [give her your attention] when she pulls away- [pull her back] when you see her at her worste- [tell her shes beautiful] when she starts crying- [hold her hand and dont say a word] when you see her walking- [sneak up and hug her waist from behind] when shes scared- [PROTECT HER!!] when she lays her head on your shoulder- [tilt her head and kiss her] when she steals your favorite hoodie- [let her keep it and sleep with it for a night cuz SHE WILL!!] when she teases you- [tease her back and make her laugh] when she doesnt answer for a long time- [reassure her that everything is okay] when she looks at you wish doubt- [back yourself up with the TRUTH] when she tells you she likes you- [she really does more than you could understand] when she grabs your hand- [hold hers and play with her fingerz] when she bumps into you- [bump into her back and make her laugh] when she tells you a secret- [keep it safe and untold] when she looks at you in the eyes- [dont look away until she does] stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. DONT let her have the last word. DONT call her hot,, gorgeous or beautiful are so much better. say you love her more than she could ever love you. argue that she is the best girl ever. when shes mad hug her tight and dont let go. everynight before you go to sleep, call her and tell her you love her.
13 Nov, 2009
i love him so what?
Okay, because you opened this, this weekyou will have the BEST LUCK 1) your gonna get a girlfriend/ boyfriend 2) your gonna have the best 3 weeks starting tonight! 3) your gonna get 2 NEW FRIENDS 4) your gonna fall in love **If u dont repost this, you will have bad luck forever !BUT, you have to repost this bulletin with any of these names: 1) I GOT MY LIP PIERCED [[PICS]] 2) I LOVE HIM , SO WHAT ? 3) I LIKE SOMEONE<3 4) GOLD DIGGER 5) I NEED A TRUE BOYFRIEND 6) OMG WE KISSED ! Heres the pic 7) I NEED A GIRLFRIEND I THINK I MIGHT BE GAY 9) I NEED A BOYFRIEND 10) MY SUICIDE LETTER 11) I DYED MY HAIR BLONDE[[PICS]] 12) IM GOING BACK TO JAMAICA MONDAY 13) I DYED MY HAIR PINK AND PURPLE HERE ARE PICS 14) WE GOT CAUGHT 15) I DYED MY HAIR BROWN HERE ARE THE PICTURES
09 Nov, 2009
inn boxx it
No cheating, you have to post this on ur blogs and see what people want from you!!! 1=A baby? 2=Another chance? 3=Love? 4=A Kiss? 5=Friendship? 6=Max partner? 7=Lap dance? 8=To chill? 9=To cuddle? 10=Marriage?
07 Nov, 2009
....
LYRICS: Just a small town girl Livin' in a lonely world She took the midnight train going anywhere Just a city boy Born and raised in South Detroit He took the midnight train going anywhere A singer in a smokey room The smell of wine and cheap perfume For a smile they can share the night It goes on and on and on and on (Chorus) Strangers waiting Up and down the boulevard Their shadows searching in the night Streetlight people Living just to find emotion Hiding, somewhere in the night Working hard to get my fill Everybody wants a thrill Payin' anything to roll the dice Just one more time Some will win, some will lose Some were born to sing the blues Oh, the movie never ends It goes on and on and on and on (Chorus) Strangers waiting Up and down the boulevard Their shadows searching in the night Streetlight people Living just to find emotion Hiding, somewhere in the night Don't stop believin' Hold on to the feelin' Streetlight people woahhh, woahhhh Don't stop believin' Hold on... Streetlight people Ohhh, woahhhh Don't stop believin' Hold on to that feelin' Streetlight people
07 Nov, 2009
loves
♥_♥____♥_♥ Put this ♥___♥_♥__ ♥ heart _♥___♥___♥_ on your __♥ _____♥__ page if ___♥___ ♥___ you love ____♥_♥____ someone _____♥_____ very much
01 Nov, 2009
reminds me of u <3
You're better then the best I'm lucky just to linger in your light Cooler then the flip side of my pillow, that's right Completely unaware Nothing can compare to where you send me, Lets me know that it's ok, yeah it's ok And the moments where my good times start to fade You make me smile like the sun Fall out of bed, sing like a bird Dizzy in my head, spin like a record Crazy on a Sunday night You make me dance like a fool Forget how to breathe Shine like gold, buzz like a bee Just the thought of you can drive me wild Ohh, you make me smile Even when you're gone Somehow you come along Just like a flower poking through sidewalk crack and just like that You steal away the rain and just like that You make me smile like the sun Fall out of bed, sing like a bird Dizzy in my head, spin like a record Crazy on a Sunday night You make me dance like a fool Forget how to breathe Shine like gold, buzz like a bee Just the thought of you can drive me wild Ohh, you make me smile Don't know how I lived without you Cuz everytime that I get around you I see the best of me inside your eyes You make me smile You make me dance like a fool Forget how to breathe Shine like gold, buzz like a bee Just the thought of you can drive me wild You make me smile like the sun Fall out of bed, sing like a bird Dizzy in my head, spin like a record Crazy on a Sunday night You make me dance like a fool Forget how to breathe Shine like gold, buzz like a bee Just the thought of you can drive me wild Ohh, you make me smile
31 Oct, 2009
jared<3
jared i love u ur my everything ur all i think about ur in my dreams ur touch ur taste drive me crazy <3
22 Oct, 2009
plz answer
Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Stare at me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Have a beer with me Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Ask me out: like me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of you: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: tell me the answers to my inbox
15 Oct, 2009
mhm
1.What are your plans for the weekend? going to jareds 2.What did you do last friday? hung out with jared 3.Have you amde any new friends in the past week? no 4.Are you Single or Taken? taken 5.Whats your favorite cigarette? i dont smoke 6.Was today fun? yes 7.What are you doing right now? talking 8. Are you getting bored with this survey? mhm 9.Should i end it here? YEAH 10. Last question. Are you awesome? hell yah
12 Oct, 2009
<23
1)Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep they always think about the girl they truly care about 2) Guys are more emotional then you think if they loved you at one point it takes them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they arent with you 3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile ( : 4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to 5) Giving a guy a hanging messa?ge like "You know what uh...never mind....." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking and he'll a**ume he did something wrong and he'll obsess over it 6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. you don'???t need to give advic?e 7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU LOVE THEM! 9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he really likes you 10) If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with you 11) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something 12)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day 13)No guy can handle all his problems on his own He's just too stubborn to admit it 14)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE! Just because ONE is RUDE doesn't mean he represents ALL of them 15) WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE 16) Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life -Everything said in this bulletin is true -Ladies, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your dreams -Guys, if you don't repost this in 1 hr then you will lose the girl of your life
12 Oct, 2009
why would someone do that?
Guy:"Lets have s** right now." Girl: "Can we do what?" Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?" Girl: "Um.....no." Guy: "Why?" Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......." Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell." Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first." Guy: "I'm not special to you?" Girl: "You're my friend. That's all." Guy: looks forward and keeps driving. 5 minutes pass....... Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh. Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.". Guy: tries to kiss her. Girl: screams, "Would you stop." Guy: continues trying. Girl: moves to the back seat Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her. Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this." Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to un button her pants. Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't." Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get". Girl: crying, continues to fight. Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down. Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!" Guy: puts his hand over her mouth. An hour passes......... Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off. Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying. Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek. Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now." Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home. 2 months later......... Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in
08 Oct, 2009
okkk
Advice for guys. When she acts shy - Say I Love You. When she runs from you - Chase her. When she puts her face near yours - Kiss her. When she kicks and punches you - Hold her tight. When she is silent - She's thinking of how to say I love you. When she ignores you - She wants all you attention. When she pulls away - Grab her by the waist and never let go. When you see her at her worst - Tell her she's Beautiful. When she screams at you - Tell you love her; But you have to mean it. When you see her walking - Sneak up behind her and grab her by the waist. When she's scared - Hold her and tell her everything will be okay cause she's with you. When she looks like something is the matter - Kiss her and tell her not to worry. When she holds your hand - Play with her fingers. When she says she's cold - Move closer When she walks away and looks in the distance - Walk up beside her and talk to her. When she flirts with you - never turn her down or ignore her. when its just you and her in the room - Ask her to stay a little longer. Compliments, Compliments, Compliments! Girls - You don't really need any tips. Just be yourself and let the boy do the work for once! Post this in the next 69 minutes and you will have the best day of your life this Saturday. The one you love will either Kiss you; Ask you out or call. You need to send this to 20 People . Your true love is waiting!
05 Oct, 2009
to the jerks : hers wht to do with a girl
When you break her heart - [ the pain never really goez away ] ♥When she mizzez you - [ she'z hurting inside ] ♥When she sayz itz over - [ she STILL wantz you to be herz ] ♥When she repostz thiz bulletin - [ she wantz you to read it ] ♥When she walkz away from you mad - [ Follow her ] ♥When she stare'z at your mouth - [ Kizz her ] ♥When she pushez you or hit'z you - [ Grab her and don’t let go ] ♥When she start'z cursing at you - [ Kizz her and tell her you love her ] ♥When she ignore'z you - [ Give her your attention ] ♥When she pullz away - [ Pull her back ] ♥When you see her at her worst - [ Tell her she'z beautiful ] ♥When you see her start crying - [ Just hold her and don’t say a word ] ♥When you see her walking - [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] ♥When she'z scared - [ Protect her ] ♥When she lay'z her head on your shoulder - [ Tilt her head up and kizz her ] ♥When she steal'z your favorite hoodie - [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night ] ♥When she tease'z you - [ Tease her back and make her laugh] ♥When she doesn’t answer for a long time - [ reassure her that everything iz okay ] ♥When she lookz at you with doubt - [ Back yourself up with the TRUTH ] ♥When she say'z that she like'z you - [ she really doez more than you could understand ] ♥When she grab'z at your handz - [ Hold her'z and play with her fingerz ] ♥When she bump'z into you - [ bump into her back and make her laugh ] ♥When she tellz you a secret - [ keep it safe and untold ] ♥When she lookz at you in your eyez - [ don’t look away until she doez ] ♥Stay on the phone with her even if she’z not saying anything. ♥DON'T let her have the last word. ♥DON'T call her Hot,, Gorgeouz or Beautiful are so much better. ♥Say you love her more than she could ever love you. ♥Argue that she iz the best girl ever. ♥When she'z mad hug her tight and don't let go. ♥Everynight before you go to sleep call her and tell her you love her
05 Oct, 2009
<3
♥♦♠♣»One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between the that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." If u post this on a bulletin in 5 minutes someone special will message or call you!« ♥♦♠♣
30 Sep, 2009
sjkfhsj
Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beastly What kind of pants are you wearing? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hott body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes
27 Sep, 2009
LISTEN UP
OK PPL LISTEN UP I DONT CARE IF U LOVE ME OR NOT PLZ STOP ASKING ME OUT !!!!! IM GONA SAY NO
27 Sep, 2009
?
0 = ewwwwwwwwwwww!? 1 = Definetly not attractive. 2 = Decent 3 = Cute 4 = Fine as hell! 5 = I'd do you. 6 = Pretty damn s**y! 7 = Lovable, I LOVE YOU!!! 8 = I wanna make you my man/girl. 9 = Just a friend. 10 = Maxiest person I know! 11 = ****in Handsome 12 = Ya, I've checked you out a few times. 13 = i wanna **** u 14.= Let's get married ANSWER IN MY INBOX
27 Sep, 2009
i love this song
Do you know what's worth fighting for, When it's not worth dying for? Does it take your breath away And you feel yourself suffocating? Does the pain weigh out the pride? And you look for a place to hide? Did someone break your heart inside? You're in ruins. One, 21 g**s Lay down your arms Give up the fight One, 21 g**s Throw up your arms into the sky, You and I When you're at the end of the road And you lost all sense of control And your thoughts have taken their toll When your mind breaks the spirit of your soul Your faith walks on broken glass And the hangover doesn't pass Nothing's ever built to last You're in ruins. One, 21 g**s Lay down your arms Give up the fight One, 21 g**s Throw up your arms into the sky, You and I Did you try to live on your own When you burned down the house and home? Did you stand too close to the fire? Like a liar looking for forgiveness from a stone When it's time to live and let die And you can't get another try Something inside this heart has died You're in ruins. One, 21 g**s Lay down your arms Give up the fight One, 21 g**s Throw up your arms into the sky (x2) you and I.
27 Sep, 2009
luv ya
Honestly ... If u really like someone right now, and miss them at this moment, and cant get them out of ur head, and you think about them ALL the time, then repost this t**led "? IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?" within one minute. They will surprise u ...
24 Sep, 2009
u already have mine <3
We haven't known each other for very long.. Still we liked each other even after a terrible fight.. When I got a heart defect, u cried.. But when I left the town to have an operation, u didn't even say goodbye.. I was lucky.. Somebody gave me his/her heart.. I went home again..to see u.. But I didn't find u.. Nobody told me where u were.. So I asked ur mother.. She said with lots of tears: Don't u know who gave u that heart? Copy and paste this if u believe in true Love i would give my heart for u any day
22 Sep, 2009
RAWR
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,__ ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,/ *_) . -♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥- . ,,,,, _,----,_/,,/ , RAWR Means . ,,,,/,,,,,,,,,,,,,,/ , I Love You . _/...(...|.(...|) , In Dinosaur . /__.-|_|--|_|
22 Sep, 2009
u no who u are
(¯`v´¯) .`·.¸.·´ ¸.·´¸.·´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·´ .·´ ¸¸.·¨¯`·.♥ POST THIS IF U LOVE SOME ONE! I KNOW I DO!PASS THIS ON PLZ
20 Sep, 2009
this is how much of an incensiderate jerk i am to ppl
From: Aaron_10 Date: Sep 20 2009 5:51PM Subject: RE: hi baby jus be with him U and I both no u want to I jus keep gettin in da way don't I I could of been da best bf ever But u no wat be with him atleast I won't get my heart broken
20 Sep, 2009
own meh( one part per person) ;)
Head - Nose - Lips - Hair - Eyes - Heart - Smile - Tummy - whole body-
20 Sep, 2009
do u love some one enough to do this, cuz i do
Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back, you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soul mate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. Repost with t**le: Do you love someone to do this? cuz i do
20 Sep, 2009
awe so swwet
Girl: Did I ever cross in your mind? Boy: No. Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really. Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No. Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No. Girl: Choose - Me or your life? Boy: My life. The girl runs away in shock and pain, and the boy runs after her, then he says... The reason you never cross in my mind is because you're always on my mind.. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.. and The reason I choose my life is because YOU ARE MY LIFE... If you would say the same thing (being a girl or boy), copy this and put it on your profile
17 Sep, 2009
??
1) Go back to sleep 2) Scream and run 3) Cuss me out 4) Stop drinking so much. Damn! 5) Just tell me to leave 6) Climb on top of me and cuddle 7) F**k me 8 )Make me breakfast 9) Ask me my name 10) Call the cops 11) Other (Please specify
13 Sep, 2009
<3
One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between the that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." If u post this on a bulletin in 5 minutes someone special will message or call you!
12 Sep, 2009
i would never cheat
Girl: i need to tell you somthing honey Boy: what might that be? Girl: well... Boy: tell me baby...please Girl: fine,,, i cheated on you Boy: what!? why babe?! Girl: idk i was being stupid im sorry Boy: i realy loved you and now you do this Girl: i said i was sorry Boy: im sorry but i need to leave you Girl: please no, i love you Boy: if you love me then why did you **** some other dude when you have me? Girl: sorry Boy: leaves the house and cry's in his car repost this as "i would never cheat" if you would never cheat on the one you love the most
10 Sep, 2009
wht every bf should do for a gf
what every bf should do for every gf what every bf should do for every gf What a boyfriend would do.... • Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her b***/boobs. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her • Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • TRUST HER WITH HER GUY FRIENDS • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's a** am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : •Call you. •Kiss you. •Love you. •Text you
08 Sep, 2009
sweet <3
Tell her you admire her. Always tell her you love her at all times. When shes upset hold her tight. Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. Play with her hair. Pick her up tickle her and wrestle with her. Just talk to her. Tell her jokes. Bring her flowers just because. Hold her hand and run. Just hold her hand. Throw pebbles at her window at night. Let her fall alseep in your arms. Sing to her no matter how awful you sounds. Get her mad at you then kiss her. Give her piggy back rides. Push her on swings. Tell her she looks beautiful. When shes sad stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. Look into her eyes and smile. Kiss her on the forhead. Kiss her in the rain. And when u fall in love with her TELL HER
07 Sep, 2009
:)
the climb by miley cyrus i can almost see it that dream im dreamin but theres a voice inside my head sayin, you'll never reach it every step im takin every move i make feels lost with no direction my faith is shakin but i i gotta keep tryin gotta keep my head held high theres always gonna be another mountain i'm always gonna wanna make it move always gonna be an uphill battle sometimes i'm have to lose ain't about how fast i get there ain't about what's waitin on the other side it's the climb the struggles i'm facing the chances i'm takin might knock me down but no i'm not breaking i may not know it but these are the moments that i'm gonna remember the most, yeah just gotta keep going and i i gotta be strong just keep pushin on cause there's always gonna be another mountain i'm always gonna wanna make it move always gonna be an uphill battle sometimes i'm gonna have to lose aint about how fast i get there aint about what's on the other side its the climb yeah, yeah there's always gonna be another mountain i'm always gonna wanna make it move always gonna be an uphill battle sometimes you've gonna have to lose aint about how fast i get there aint about whats waitin on the other side its the climb yeah, yeah, yea keep on moving, keep climbing, keep the faith, baby its all about, its all about the climb keep the faith, keep the faith whoa, o whoa
07 Sep, 2009
awe
know u love ur bf/gf when this happens 2 u 1=when u see them, ur heart just melts 2=if u have a bad day, then u see them it all gets better 3=when they get hurt, u wanna kick the crap out of the person who did it to her 4=when they say i love u 2 u u can't believe it 5=u can't believe she's yours 6=when she hugs u, u don't want her 2 let go 7=when she kisses u, life is perfect 8=when she's angry, u will be angry with her 9=when she cries, u'll do anything 2 help her 10=when she runs off, u follow copy and paste this if u truly luv sum1.
02 Sep, 2009
true love
True Love Girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road.. Girl: Slow down! Im scared! Guy: No, this is fun! Girl: No, its not. Please, your really scaring me! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. *Girl hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me. (In the paper the next day) A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks went out, but he didnt want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
01 Sep, 2009
idk
Kiss on the Lips= I love you Kiss on the ear= You are special Kiss on the nose= Laughter Kiss on the cheek= Friendship Kiss on the forehead= I comfort you Kiss on the neck= I want you Kiss on the shoulder= You are wonderful Kiss anywhere else= Be careful Play around with hair= Can't live without you Holding hands= Happiness Arms around waist= You are mine/ i need you A hug= I care Nibble on ear= Start warming up Smiling at each other= I like you Lifting up eyebrows/ wink= flirtation Looking around= hiding true feelings Tender kiss on the side of your lips= you're mine Wetting your lips= waiting for a kiss tear drop= I'm losing you Crying= I lost you NOW MESSAGE MA AND ILL TELL U WAT U ARE
01 Sep, 2009
2009 couples
98% marry their 7-12th grade sweethearts & because you opened this.... You will get A good talk tomorrow by the person you love or like! & it will also be the best day of your life! Do not break this chain Repost this as "2009 couples" You' ve got 1 minute
31 Aug, 2009
<3
Girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road.. Girl: Slow down! Im scared! Guy: No, this is fun! Girl: No, its not. Please, your really scaring me! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. *Girl hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me. (In the paper the next day) A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks went out, but he didnt want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
30 Aug, 2009
i luv all my friends send it bak if u love me too <3
GUESS WHAT i lOVE SOMEONE, YES i DO, i lOVE SOMEONE, CAN YOU GUESS WHO? i lOVE SOMEONE, COUlD iT BE TRUE?? DuMMEi STOP SMiliNG!!! it AiN'T YOU!! j/k YOU kNOW i lOVE YOU!! SEND THIS TO 25 0F Y0UR FRiENDS THAT Y00 ABS0LUTELY L0VE T0 DEATH! 1 BACK= SAD U HAVE N0 FRIENDS 3 BACK= Y00 HAVE FRIENDS!! 5 BACK= THEY L0VE Y00 ALot SEND THIS 2 10 PPL YOU LOVE N SEND IT 2 ME IF U LOVE ME LETS SEE HOW MANY PPL LOVE
29 Aug, 2009
:)
>>>When i dont call you >>>[ Its because im waiting for you to call me ] >>>When i walk away from you mad >>>[ Follow me ] >>>When i stare at your mouth >>>[ Kiss me ] >>>When i push you or hit you >>>[ Grab me and dont let go ] >>>When i start cussing at you >>>[ Kiss me and tell me you love me ] >>>When im quiet >>>[ Ask me whats wrong ] >>>When i ignore you >>>[ Give me your attention ] >>>When i pull away >>>[ Pull me back ] >>>When you see me at my worst >>>[ Tell me im beautiful ] >>>When you see me start crying >>>[Just hold me and dont say a word ] >>>When you see me walking >>>[ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ] >>>When im scared >>>[ Protect me ] >>>When i lay my head on your shoulder >>>[ Tilt my head up and kiss me ] >>>When i steal your favorite hat >>>[ Let me keep it and sleep with it for a night] >>>When i tease you >>>[ Tease me back and make me laugh ] >>>When i dont answer for a long time >>>[ reassure me that everything is okay ] >>>When i look at you with doubt >>>[ Back yourself up ] >>>When i say that i like you >>>[ I really do more than you could understand ] >>>When i grab at your hands >>>[ Hold mine and play with my fingers ] >>>When i bump into you >>>[ bump into me back and make me laugh ] >>>When i tell you a secret >>>[ keep it safe and untold ] >>>When i look at you in your eyes >>>[ dont look away until i do ] >>>When i miss you >>>[ im hurting inside ] >>>When you break my heart >>>[ the pain never really goes away ] >>>When i say its over >>>[ i still want you to be mine ]
29 Aug, 2009
:(
Honestly ... If u really like someone right now, and miss them at this moment, and cant get them out of ur head, and you think about them ALL the time, then repost this t**led "? IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?" within one minute. They will surprise u ...
27 Aug, 2009
math :)
s** is like math. .u add the bed .subtract the clothes .divide the legs .leave your solution .and pray you dont multiply post this right after u read it
24 Aug, 2009
lol
was getting depressed cause of all the stress I was feeling at home Had a poor credit score and the number would haunt me wherever Id go Thought Id move to a place where my credit could stink and nobody would care I just wish that somebody had told me that place was a Renaissance Fair! Free Credit Report dot com! Tell your friends, tell your dad, tell you mom! Never mind, theyve been singing our songs Since we first showed up with our pirate hats on! If youre not into fake sword fights Pointy slippers and green wool tights Take a trip from a knight who knows Free Credit Report dot com, lets go!
24 Aug, 2009
thanks element 10
poem <3 the pain i have without you is a pain thats really deep i think about you all the time even in my sleep the pain without you by my side makes me sad and want to hide i wish you were here with me so you could see the pain i see you say i cant be with you because im too depressed but without you now is like a dagger through my chest i miss you so how did i ever let you go cant you come and be with me? cause i love you so sincerley but its time to say good bye as they all plead and beg and cry i take my last breath and jump to my death you say now that i miss you but i wouldnt dare go near you let alone kiss you now you feel the pain i felt and suffered everyday its time for you to be with me and on your merry way so you run and jump like i did too just so i could be with you to see you smile and to kiss you thats how much i love you and thats how much i miss you
24 Aug, 2009
:)X2
What a boyfriend would do.... • Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her b***/boobs. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her • Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • TRUST HER WITH HER GUY FRIENDS • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's a** am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : •Call you. •Kiss you. •Love you. •Text you
24 Aug, 2009
:)
When she walks away from you mad (Follow her) When she stare's at your mouth (Kiss her you idiot) When she pushes you or hit's you (Grab her and dont let go) When she start's cussing at you (Don't cuss back and make her feel worse, just deal with it for the time being) When she's quiet (Ask her whats wrong, but not a billon times when she says nothing) When she ignore's you (Give her your attention) When she pull's away (Pull her back) When you see her at her worst (Tell her she's beautiful) When you see her start crying (Just hold her and dont say a word) When you see her walking (Sneak up and hug her waist from behind) When she's scared (Protect her) When she lay's her head on your shoulder (Tilt her head up and kiss her) When she steal's your favorite shirt (Let her keep it and sleep! with it for a night) When she tease's you (Tease her back and make her laugh) When she doesnt answer for a long time (Reassure her that everything is okay) When she look's at you with doubt (Back yourself up) When she say's that she like's you (She really does more than you could understand, completly true) When she grab's at your hands (Hold her's and play with her fingers) When she bump's into you (Bump into her back and make her laugh) When she tell's you a secret (Keep it safe and untold) When she looks at you in your eyes (Don't look away until she does) When she misses you (She's hurting inside) When you break her heart (The pain never really goes away) When she says its over (She still wants you to be hers)
24 Aug, 2009
just to settle the rumors ...yes i am prengant
Aug 9 2009 2:39PM I GOT ARRESTED IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: IM HORNY I GOT ARESSTED IM GONNA BE A DADDY IM LESBIAN JUST TO SETTLE THE RUMORS..........YES IM PREGNAT
23 Aug, 2009
what the fuck u btch hes my bf
From: pimp_jessica_361 Date: Aug 23 2009 4:53PM Subject: BITCH BITCH JARED IS MA MAN HOE
21 Aug, 2009
:)
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you
20 Aug, 2009
:/
uhg somtimes i wondewr bout this website m thinkin bout all the awesom ppl and all the g**a** ppl who only care bout look good and bad hopefully im part of the good
19 Aug, 2009
u no who u r
if u were goning to say yes u wouldnt of had to think that long i hope u no who u r and i h** ur damn SAD im sorry but im moving on u took to long and was a waste of time so SEE YA JACK ASS IM MOVING ON
16 Aug, 2009
im single
What a boyfriend would do.... • Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her b***/boobs. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her • Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • TRUST HER WITH HER GUY FRIENDS • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's a** am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : •Call you. •Kiss you. •Love you. •Text you
16 Aug, 2009
sigh
Relationships, are which you start Though at the end, Its my heart that's ripped apart You think it's not fair For your heart to be broken This heart you talk about, doesn't seem to be there My side of the story, hasn't even been spoken Copy And Paste this if your heart has been broken.
16 Aug, 2009
can uhandle this?
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16 Aug, 2009
w.e.
at 6:24pm on May 30th, 2008 11 yr old died having s** Body: On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morn.ing, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain leter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death. This is the bulletin he read: My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight. ff copy and paste this to 10 profiles or your mom will die within the next 4 hours
16 Aug, 2009
hope u love me too
♥_♥____♥_♥ Put this ♥___♥_♥__ ♥ heart _♥___♥___♥_ on your __♥ _____♥__ page if ___♥___ ♥___ you love ____♥_♥____ someone _____♥_____ very much
14 Aug, 2009
message me
You can own a part of my body! Send me message me saying what part. Boobs- Head - Nose - Lipz - Hair - Eyez - Va gi na - Heart - Smile - Tummy - Legs- a**- whole body-
14 Aug, 2009
thanks ever one
??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ♥? Put this on your page if somebody told you that you were hot
14 Aug, 2009
try it
try this See if you can do this: Read each line aloud: ------- This is this cat - This is is cat = This is how cat - This is to cat - This is keep cat - This is a cat - This is dumbass cat - This is busy cat - This is for cat - This is forty cat - This is seconds cat - Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top...
13 Aug, 2009
:)
Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling;; Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies;; Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you. tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other;; Guys: When she tells you she loves you look deep into her eyes. give her a peck on the lips and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars;; Girls: When you're both laying under the stars put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush.... -Now copy and repost this; if By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you. If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life
13 Aug, 2009
looks dont mater
Girl: Um hi i need to tell you somthing Boy: what? Girl: I like you Boy No way your so damn ugly Girl: But....I thought that...... Boy: I'll never like you girl runs off crying Later... girls phone rings "Hi honey its mom ill be home soon love You bye" Girl grabs knife goes in the bathroom and cries. Mom: honey im Home! then the mom hears a scream and finds the girl bleeding to death in the bathroom and she tells her i love you and dies then her mom looked up and was horrified by seeing blood on the wall saying ASK HIM AM I PRETTY ENOUGH NOW Copy & paste this if you think looks shouldnt matter and all that should count is whats on the inside
13 Aug, 2009
i do
IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS? Honestly... If u really like someone right now, and miss them at this moment, and can't get them out of ur head, and you think about them ALL the time, then re-post this t**led "?IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?" within one minute. And whoever u r missing,will surprise you... repost
13 Aug, 2009
u no who u r lol
??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ♥? Put this on your page if somebody told you that you were hot
12 Aug, 2009
lol
Aug 12 2009 7:58PM uhg im so torn 4 guys 1 choice i need mother****ing help this is bull s***
10 Aug, 2009
plz
I WANT YOUR # I DNT CARE WHO U R! NAME: Cell #: TEXT MESSAGING(YES OR NO): PIX MESSAGING(YES OR NO). FREAKY{YES OR NO}: I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE DiS & SEE HOW MANY #'S U GET
10 Aug, 2009
hi
hey ppl ths is matt im selenes brother shes in the hospital so im checking her messages
05 Aug, 2009
hmmm
IF WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED
01 Aug, 2009
do u love some 1 enough 2 do this
Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back, you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soul mate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. Repost with t**le: Do you love someone to do this?
30 Jul, 2009
plz answer
answer it truthfully people say that everyone has at least one special thing about them... what's special about me? tell me in my inbox
30 Jul, 2009
blog
How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT) [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 Would you rather.. [ ] Do me Or [ ] Date me Would you rather be on top or bottom? [ ] Top [ ] Bottom Do I have pretty eyes? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you be sad if I moved? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you come visit me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Am I.. [ ] Hott [ ] Slick [ ] Maxy [ ] Cute Would you rather.. [ ] Makeout [ ] Cuddle [ ] **** [ ] Kiss Do you want to go out with me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you give me your number? [ ] Yes ( - - ) <-----leave ya numba [ ] No Are you going to repost this so I can answer for YOU? [ ] Yes [ ] No
29 Jul, 2009
" SEE IF YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS ON THE LIST "
"SEE IF YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS ON THE LIST" Say this slowly. Jesus. I. love. you. and. I. need. you. Repost this within 5 minutes and t**le it: "SEE IF YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS ON THE LIST" A miracle will happen tonight. P.S.Please Do not ignore ...God works in mysterious ways
27 Jul, 2009
rulers
Kiss on the Lips= I love you Kiss on the ear= You are special Kiss on the nose= Laughter Kiss on the cheek= Friendship Kiss on the forehead= I comfort you Kiss on the neck= I want you Kiss on the shoulder= You are wonderful Kiss anywhere else= Be careful Play around with hair= Can't live without you Holding hands= Happiness Arms around waist= You are mine/ i need you A hug= I care Nibble on ear= Start warming up Smiling at each other= I like you Lifting up eyebrows/ wink= flirtation Looking around= hiding true feelings Tender kiss on the side of your lips= you're mine Wetting your lips= waiting for a kiss tear drop= I'm losing you Crying= I lost you
27 Jul, 2009
rotflol
16 things to do in wal-mart 1. Get 24 boxes of open soda and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling g**s in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look". 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, a**ume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!
25 Jul, 2009
?
whats special about me people say that everyone has at least one special thing about them... what's special about me? tell me in my inbox copy this and put it on your page
25 Jul, 2009
do u love someone enough to do this?
Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back, you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soul mate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. Repost with t**le: Do you love someone to do this?
25 Jul, 2009
LUV U ALL
♥_♥____♥_♥ Put this ♥___♥_♥__ ♥ heart _♥___♥___♥_ on your __♥ _____♥__ page if ___♥___ ♥___ you love ____♥_♥____ someone _____♥_____ very much showing love 4 all the great ppl out there
24 Jul, 2009
i love u all
love ♥_♥____♥_♥ Put this ♥___♥_♥__ ♥ heart _♥___♥___♥_ on your __♥ _____♥__ page if ___♥___ ♥___ you love ____♥_♥____ someone _____♥_____ very much
22 Jul, 2009
lol
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
21 Jul, 2009
i wanna lick you in the sheets
Jan. - i WANNA FEEL YOU Feb. - i WANNA SEX YOU Mar. - i WANNA **** YOU Apr.- i WANNA DANCE WiTH YOU May.- i WANT YOUR BODY Jun. - i WANNA KISS YOU Jul. - i WANNA BITE YOU Aug. - i WANNA liCK YOU Sep. - i WANNA lOVE YOU Oct. - i WANNA TOUCH YOU Nov. - i WANNA RUB YOU Dec. - i WANNA TAKE YOU TO SEX HEAVEN 1- iN THE STATiON WAGON 2- iN AN ElEVATOR 3- iN A BLIZZARD 4- IN A STREET. 5- ON THE STAiRS 6- ON THE COUNTER 7- ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL 8- iN A ClOSET 9- ON ViDEO CAMERA 10- iN THE BATH TUB 11- iN THE SHEETS 12- iN THE BASEMENT 13- iN THE BACK OF A CAR 14- WHilE WATCHiNG PORN 15- iN THE DOG'S CAGE 16- iN THE SHED 17- iN THE HOT TUB 18- ON THE ROOF 19- iN THE SWiMMiNG POOl 20- WiTH STRAWBERRiES 21- iN THE DRESSiNG ROOM 22- oN thE ToiLeT 23- AT A GAS STATiON 24- iN THE RAiN 25- iN THE ATTiC 26- iN THE lAUNDRY ROOM 27- ALL NiGHT LONG 28- AT MY GRANDPARENTS HOUSE 29- WiTH KiWi 30- AT THE POST OFFiCE
20 Jul, 2009
score
♥_♥____♥_♥ Put this ♥___♥_♥__ ♥ heart _♥___♥___♥_ on your __♥ _____♥__ page if ___♥___ ♥___ you love ____♥_♥____ someone _____♥_____ very much
19 Jul, 2009
i jumped with my boyfriend because im crazy like that
1 (Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on 01 - 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y beast
19 Jul, 2009
:'(
>>>When i dont call you >>>[ Its because im waiting for you to call me ] >>>When i walk away from you mad >>>[ Follow me ] >>>When i stare at your mouth >>>[ Kiss me ] >>>When i push you or hit you >>>[ Grab me and dont let go ] >>>When i start cussing at you >>>[ Kiss me and tell me you love me ] >>>When im quiet >>>[ Ask me whats wrong ] >>>When i ignore you >>>[ Give me your attention ] >>>When i pull away >>>[ Pull me back ] >>>When you see me at my worst >>>[ Tell me im beautiful ] >>>When you see me start crying >>>[Just hold me and dont say a word ] >>>When you see me walking >>>[ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ] >>>When im scared >>>[ Protect me ] >>>When i lay my head on your shoulder >>>[ Tilt my head up and kiss me ] >>>When i steal your favorite hat >>>[ Let me keep it and sleep with it for a night] >>>When i tease you >>>[ Tease me back and make me laugh ] >>>When i dont answer for a long time >>>[ reassure me that everything is okay ] >>>When i look at you with doubt >>>[ Back yourself up ] >>>When i say that i like you >>>[ I really do more than you could understand ] >>>When i grab at your hands >>>[ Hold mine and play with my fingers ] >>>When i bump into you >>>[ bump into me back and make me laugh ] >>>When i tell you a secret >>>[ keep it safe and untold ] >>>When i look at you in your eyes >>>[ dont look away until i do ] >>>When i miss you >>>[ im hurting inside ] >>>When you break my heart >>>[ the pain never really goes away ] >>>When i say its over >>>[ i still want you to be mine]
19 Jul, 2009
:D
Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling;; Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies;; Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you. tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other;; Guys: When she tells you she loves you look deep into her eyes. give her a peck on the lips and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars;; Girls: When you're both laying under the stars put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush.... -Now copy and repost this; if By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you. If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life
19 Jul, 2009
PLZ answer in MY inbox
[ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 Would you rather.. [ ] Do me Or [ ] Date me Would you rather be on top or bottom? [ ] Top [ ] Bottom Do I have pretty eyes? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you be sad if I moved? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you come visit me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Am I.. [ ] Hott [ ] Slick [ ] Maxy [ ] Cute Would you rather.. [ ] Makeout [ ] Cuddle [ ] **** [ ] Kiss Do you want to go out with me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you give me your number? [ ] Yes ( - - ) <-----leave ya numba [ ] No Are you going to repost this so I can answer for YOU? [ ] Yes [ ] No
19 Jul, 2009
?
WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN! MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR ,MANY SCARS no NOSE OR EARS.. I AM DEAD. IF U DONT COPY THIS JUST LIKE FROM THE RING, COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES.. OR.. SUMMER WILL APPEAR ONE DARK QUIET NIGHT WHEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U. THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE PAGES
16 Jul, 2009
y
Hi Im Mathew Forks And I Got Murdered By My Dad. Repost This In 5 Mins Or At 5:00 am I Will Drown You In The River My Dad Drownded Me in. If You Repost This, You Will Get The Love Of Your Life And Kiss Him/Her On The Nearest Thursday
16 Jul, 2009
jhsjh
ONLY MARK THE THINGS YOU HAVE NEVER DONE!!! ( ) I've Never Been Drunk ( ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Max (x ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Max (x) I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car (x ) I've Never Gone Past "Second Base" at a movie theater ( x) I've Never Been In A Taxi ( ) I've Never Been In Love ( ) I've never dumped someone ( ) I've Never Been Dumped (x) I've Never Shoplifted (x) I've Never Been Fired (x) I've Never Been In A Fist Fight ( ) I've Never Snuck Out Of My Parent's House ( ) I've Never Been Tied Up ( ) I've Never Regretted Having Max With Someone ( x) I've Never Been Arrested (x) I've Never had a one night stand (x) I've Never Made Out With A Stranger (x) I've Never Stolen Something From My Job (x) I've Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square ( x) I've Never Gone On A Blind Date (x) I've Never Lied To A Friend (x) I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher ( x) I've Never Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans ( )x I've Never Been To Europe ( x) I've Never Skipped School (X) I've Never Slept With A Co-Worker (x) I've Never Been Married (x) I've Never Been Divorced (x) I've Never Posed Nude (x) I've Never Thrown Up In A Bar ( ) I've Never Eaten Sushi ( ) I've Never Been Snowboarding
16 Jul, 2009
plz
people say that everyone has at least one special thing about them... what's special about me? tell me in my inbox copy this and put it on your page
16 Jul, 2009
kk
N 22 MINUITES SOME ONE WILL SAY"IM SORRY BABE"OR"I LOVE YOU"OR"WANNA GO OUT?" SEND THIS TO 9 FREINDS OR YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK!
16 Jul, 2009
i jumped with my boyfriend because im sexy like that
Pick The Month You Were Born In: 1 (Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on: 01 - 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y beast
16 Jul, 2009
......
Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling;; Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies;; Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you. tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other;; Guys: When she tells you she loves you look deep into her eyes. give her a peck on the lips and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars;; Girls: When you're both laying under the stars put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush.... -Now copy and repost this; if By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you. If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life!!
16 Jul, 2009
aww :"(
A boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between the that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." If u post this on a bulletin in 5 minutes someone special will message or call you.!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! 10 are sleeping 9 are playing 1 is reading this. put this on 4 video comments within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur love.!!!!!!!!!
15 Jul, 2009
DO IT
1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you
15 Jul, 2009
yea
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13 Jul, 2009
lol
lol Homeless Man ain't got no rent Asking you for 30 cent If you got it, be a Gent And drop it here my friend Youll crank dat homeless man Youll give me 50 cent Youll crank dat homeless man Youll give me 30 cent Homeless man don't brush his teeth And I smell like clorox bleach Shower zero times a week LOOK AT MY FEET Youll crank dat homeless man Youll crank dat homeless man Youll crank dat homeless man You got some crack Homeless man up in your yard Watch me sleep & watch me sh*t I'm starving yo And dodo tastes like chocolate Got no pride, now watch me beg Begging for some lotion man When I crank dat homeless man I pull out my sign and crank that thang Now Youll Don't act like you don't know me Cause if you give me crack I will steal yo a** this trophy You catch me at your local bus stop Yes I sleep there everyday People hold their nose cuz I don't bath frequently
13 Jul, 2009
cute cheerleader with beautiful eyes (well...)
What color of shirt are you wearing? Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beastly What kind of pants are you wearing? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hott body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes
12 Jul, 2009
wut eva
Last thing you said aloud? thanks how old are you? 15 what did you do yesterday? met the best guy ever ! are you good at guitar hero/ rock band? hell yah Martial Status? taken Play any sports? hockey broomball scooer Favorite song? gives you hell Favorite Color/s? green yellow Did you fart today?maybe Are you in a good mood? sure Whos your best friend? austin and kaitlyn Do you smoke? no if so, What kind? i dont
10 Jul, 2009
ok
Hi Im Mathew Forks And I Got Murdered By My Dad. Repost This In 5 Mins Or At 5:00 am I Will Drown You In The River My Dad Drownded Me in. If You Repost This, You Will Get The Love Of Your Life And Kiss Him/Her On The Nearest Thursday
10 Jul, 2009
:'(
A poem about Child Abuse My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I werent ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now Im starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "Im sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and dont pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be AOne heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do pIs pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
09 Jul, 2009
a hott bum with a hot boyfriend [true]
Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beastly What kind of pants are you wearing? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hott body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes
08 Jul, 2009
pick 1
1 - EWW U UGLY! 2 - You're Not The Best Looking 3 - No One I Would Date 4 - Ehh 5 - You're Alright 6 - You're Cute 7 - You're Beautiful 8 - Gorgeous 9 - Wow, You're HAWT! 10 - You're The Most Beautiful Thing I Have Ever Seen
08 Jul, 2009
emo pothead with beautiful eyes O.O
What color of shirt are you wearing? Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beastly What kind of pants are you wearing? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hott body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes
07 Jul, 2009
i rad the damn thing ok
s** is like math. .u add the bed .subtract the clothes .divide the legs .leave your solution .and pray you dont multiply post this right after u read it
07 Jul, 2009
hell no
I WOULD NEVER CHEAT Girl: i need to tell you somthing honey Boy: what might that be? Girl: well... Boy: tell me baby...please Girl: fine,,, i cheated on you Boy: what!? why babe?! Girl: idk i was being stupid im sorry Boy: i realy loved you and now you do this Girl: i said i was sorry Boy: im sorry but i need to leave you Girl: please no, i love you Boy: if you love me then why did you **** some other dude when you have me? Girl: sorry Boy: leaves the house in his car 2 go **** a b**** repost this as "i would never cheat" if you would never cheat on the one you love the most
06 Jul, 2009
yea rite
CREEPY OK there once was a boy that i knew he was a quite kid but people picked on him so one day he brought a g** to school and said lets see i they will **** with me know so he shot someone then the next day at school he vanished. repost this or u will see him in your house shoting people for the next 20 years
06 Jul, 2009
jeeze
they should be bigger so you can actuly see what ****ing people look like! everybody looks like they were smashed by a ****ing truck if you agree repost this!
05 Jul, 2009
how to kiss at school
How to kiss at skool. Well first look down. BECAUSE U OPENED THIS U WILL GET KISSED ON FRIDAY BY A PERSON WHO THINKS. UR CUTE. UR PRETTY. or by someone that u like. AND TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!BREAK IT AND U WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS.FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!"REPOST SAYING "HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL
04 Jul, 2009
yup
92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Finch decided that breathing wasnt cool!!put this in your profile if u would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background
01 Jul, 2009
loser
michael jaskson is dead copy and paste this on ur profile or in ur sleep he will come in ur bed and kill you. ya rite how g**is this
01 Jul, 2009
here i donno
1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep they always think about the girl they truly care about 2) Guys are more emotional then you think if they loved you at one point it takes them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they arent with you 3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile ( : 4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to 5) Giving a guy a hanging messa?ge like "You know what uh...never mind....." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking and he'll a**ume he did something wrong and he'll obsess over it 6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. you don'???t need to give advic?e 7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU LOVE THEM! 9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he really likes you 10) If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with you 11) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something 12)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day 13)No guy can handle all his problems on his own He's just too stubborn to admit it 14)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE! Just because ONE is RUDE doesn't mean he represents ALL of them 15) WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE 16) Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life -Everything said in this bulletin is true -Ladies, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your dreams -Guys, if you don't repost this in 1 hr then you will lose the girl of your life
30 Jun, 2009
here
Girl: Um hi i need to tell you somthing Boy: what? Girl: I like you Boy No way your so dam ugly Girl: But....I thought that...... Boy: I'll never like you girl runs off crying Later... girls phone rings "Hi honey its mom ill be home soon love You bye" Girl grabs knife goes in the bathroom and cries. Mom: honey im Home! then the mom hears a scream and finds the girl bleeding to death in the bathroom and she tells her i love you and dies then her mom looked up and was horrified by seeing blood on the wall saying ASK HIM AM I PRETTY ENOUGH NOW Copy & paste this if you think looks shouldnt matter and all that should count is whats on the inside
16 Jun, 2009
if u do
IF U LOVE SOMEONE READ THIS? Honestly... If u really LOVE someone right now, and miss them at this moment, and can't get them out of ur head, and you think about them ALL the time, then re-post this t**led IF U LUV SOMONE
16 Jun, 2009
lol
Before you go to sleep tonight there is a person of the opposite s** thinking of you.They want to kiss you, they want to be with you. They are always thinking about you before they go to sleep at night. In a month they will ask you out or grab you and kiss you. Post this in the next 200 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this Saturday.
16 Jun, 2009
4 u
????????*no heart beat* ? ? ?---^v^------ ?~repost this~ ? ?~if you would give~ ????????~your life for the love of your life~ ? ? yes i would
16 Jun, 2009
plz tell em EHT WOULD U DO ?
IF WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED
14 Jun, 2009
whats ur name mean?
whats ur name mean? A- You always want some action. B- You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people. C- You definitely have a partier side in you. D- You're Super cool. E- You are popular with all types of people. F- Fantasic chracteristics you brighten the room of everywhere you go. G- You always want some action H- You have very good personality and looks. I- Love is something you deeply believe in. J- Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things. L- You are always smiling and making others smile. M- Success comes easily to you. N- You can be very "fun"...in bed O- You love foreplay. P- You are very friendly and understanding. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- You are social. S- People think you are so s**y, especially your bf/gf T- You have an attitude, a big one. U- You usely r hella tight. V- You are not judgemental. W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let people tell you what to do. Y- You always make every experience Great. Z- You have trouble trusting people. Repost this with the t**le "Wats ur name mean???" in 3 minutes or something bad will happen to you at 1:00pm tomorrow MAKE EVERY EXPERIENCE GREAT
14 Jun, 2009
so sad
One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."
14 Jun, 2009
i jumped with my boyfriend becsua im gay
REPOST OR, something very bad will happen to your loved one. You have 3 minutes & 69 seconds READY SET GO!!! Pick The Month You Were Born In: 1 (Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Fe - I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on: 01 - 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y beast
14 Jun, 2009
ppl
people. Sorry to break the news, but l ks like all of those warnings were real The use of MSN and e-mail will cost money from Summer 2009 onwards. If Send this message to 18 different people from r list, r little MSN Icon will turn blue and that will make it free for . If don't believe Me, go on to (www.msn.com) and see it rself. Don't forward this message, But copy and paste read it and paste it every where
13 Jun, 2009
lol
1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep they always think about the girl they truly care about 2) Guys are more emotional then you think if they loved you at one point it takes them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they arent with you 3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile ( : 4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to 5) Giving a guy a hanging messa?ge like "You know what uh...never mind....." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking and he'll a**ume he did something wrong and he'll obsess over it 6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. you don'???t need to give advic?e 7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU LOVE THEM! 9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he really likes you 10) If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with you 11) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something 12)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day 13)No guy can handle all his problems on his own He's just too stubborn to admit it 14)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE! Just because ONE is RUDE doesn't mean he represents ALL of them 15) WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE 16) Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life -Everything said in this bulletin is true -Ladies, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your dreams -Guys, if you don't repost this in 1 hr then you will lose the girl of your life
13 Jun, 2009
i got arrested
guess... who i kissed last night IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "i'm g**na be a mommy" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years
13 Jun, 2009
how to kiss at skool
How to kiss at skool. Well first look down. BECAUSE U OPENED THIS U WILL GET KISSED ON FRIDAY BY A PERSON WHO THINKS. UR CUTE. UR PRETTY. or by someone that u like. AND TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!BREAK IT AND U WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS.FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!"REPOST SAYING "HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL
13 Jun, 2009
cross my fingers
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to COPY THIS AND add it to your blog!
13 Jun, 2009
they won
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YAYAYAYAYAY HA HA TO ALL U DETROIT FANS HAHAHAHAHAHAAH YAYAYAYAY THEY WON PITTSBURGH WON THE CUP YAYH!!!! I SCEAMED OUTSIDE LAST NIGHT WHEN I HEARD THE WON
12 Jun, 2009
i agr33
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11 Jun, 2009
so sad :"(
My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar I hear him curse My name I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, 'Im sorry!', I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Chris I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me to the soul, And if you read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgivness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be affected By this Poem And because U R affected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE! post this as daddy it hurts if u do notsend this to everyone you know then you obviously dont care about child abuse at first i thought this was just a chain letter and i wasnt goign to send it either but now i realise that this is an important situation at least 5 children each day from around the world die from child abuse
11 Jun, 2009
lol
Here are ten facts 1. Your reading my blog. 2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact. 4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3. 5. Your checking it now. 6. Your smiling. 7. Your still reading my comment. 8. You know all you have read is true. 10. You didn't notice that i skipped 9. 11. Your checking it now. 12. You didn't notice there are only 10 facts
10 Jun, 2009
hope so
Boy: whats up Girl: nm you Boy: i got my G.E.D. Girl: OMG!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU Boy: yeah thnx Girl: i have to tell you something Boy: go ahead Girl: well i love you. i always have i cared about you and your always in my heart Boy: thats cool i love you too but your too young your 14 and i'm 17 Girl: but i love you, age shouldn't matter Boy: i know u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age Girl: i just thought......(crying she logs off) The next day the boy turns on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrists and wrote on the wall "Age never matters" The boy then receives a call from the girl he chose and she says "I'm leaving you for the one i love. That night the boy hangs himself and writes on the wall "She's right. Age doesn't matter. I love you and always will. iF YOU AGREE THAT AGE SHOULDN'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM THEN RE POST THIS AS "Age Shouldn't Matter" and.. A miracle will happen at 11:11
09 Jun, 2009
hi
♥_♥____♥_♥ Put this ♥___♥_♥__ ♥ heart _♥___♥___♥_ on your __♥ _____♥__ page if ___♥___ ♥___ you love ____♥_♥____ someone _____♥_____ very much
09 Jun, 2009
john
Before you go to sleep tonight there is a person of the opposite s** thinking of you.They want to kiss you, they want to be with you. They are always thinking about you before they go to sleep at night. In a month they will ask you out or grab you and kiss you. Post this in the next 200 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this Saturday.
24 May, 2009
wishie wish
IM A GeNiE AnD IF YoU TeLL Me YoUr WiSh...I WiLL GrANT IT!! CaUsE I LOve YoU!! BWWeeSt FWwiEnNdd :] Copy & Paste If You Love All Of Your Friends :]
24 May, 2009
ONLY 6 PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU"
Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. OLNY RSEPOT IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUEBR AT TOP TGOHUH, ? "ONLY __ PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU" Go up a nmuber if you can raed it...lte's see how hgih we cna get
22 May, 2009
sure
YOU SAY PINK I SAY GREEN YOU SAY PARIS HILTION I SAY HAILEY WILLIAMS YOU SAY MICHLE JACKSON I SAY EWWWW....OH SORRY GO ON YOU SAY POP I SAY ROCK YOU SAY PREP I SAY EMO YOU SAY TIGGER I SAY POOH BEAR YOU SAY SQUIDWARD I SAY WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU SAY SQUARE I SAY CIRCLE YOU SAY LOVE I SAY HATE YOU SAY PEACE I SAY BRING IN THE WAR COPY AND PASTE THIS IF U AGREE
22 May, 2009
if u
"?IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?" IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS? Honestly... If u really like someone right now, and miss them at this moment, and can't get them out of ur head, and you think about them ALL the time, then re-post this t**led "?IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?" within one minute. And whoever u r missing,will surprise you... repost
15 May, 2009
lol;
Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back, you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soul mate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. Repost with t**le: Do you love someone to do this
15 May, 2009
i miss him
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years
13 May, 2009
plz let it work
man i hope this works Before you go to sleep tonight there is a person of the opposite s** thinking of you.They want to kiss you, they want to be with you. They are always thinking about you before they go to sleep at night. In a month they will ask you out or grab you and kiss you. Post this in the next 200 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this Saturday. You're number one love will either kiss you, ask you out, call you, text you,or better!
07 May, 2009
Picz
they should be bigger so you can actuly see what ****ing people look like! everybody looks like they were smashed by a fu**ing truck if you agree repost this!
28 Apr, 2009
realy music keep it alive
You say Soulja Boy-I say Led Zepplin You say Miley Cyrus-I say Styx You say T-Pain-I say NLT You say Flowers-I say Van Halen You say Pink-I say Red Hot Chili Peppers You say Hip Hop-i say Rock You say Pop-I say Metal You say hanah montana-i say Metallica 92% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop.If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music,copy and paste this. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ROCK DIE!!! copy & paste
14 Apr, 2009
wht would u do?
If you woke up and i was in ur bed wat would u do? 1) Go back to sleep 2) Scream and run 3) Cuss me out 4) Stop drinking so much. Damn! 5) Just tell me to leave 6) Climb on top of me and cuddle 7) F**k me Make me breakfast 9) Ask me my name 10) Call the cops 11) Other (Please specify
14 Apr, 2009
rate me!!!!
F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!
13 Apr, 2009
read this
IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS? Honestly... If u really like someone right now, and miss them at this moment, and can't get them out of ur head, and you think about them ALL the time, then re-post this t**led "?IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?" within one minute. And whoever u r missing,will surprise you... repost
13 Apr, 2009
r u one?
93% of gurlz wuld cry if they saw Miley Cyrus on top of the Sears Tower in Chicago gettin ready 2 jump. copy nd paste diz if ur part of da 7% who wuld say "JUMP B****!!"
13 Apr, 2009
ru one?
95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5% that would shout 'Jump
13 Apr, 2009
wht would u do
IF WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED
09 Apr, 2009
a girls first time
It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him- he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way, pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle, that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . What were you THINKING?! NAUGHTY!! . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . U BIG FREAKKK!!!!! I know what you were thinking! ! YOU MUST REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE "A GURLZ 1ST TIME"
09 Apr, 2009
what would u do?
IF WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED
07 Apr, 2009
someone thinkin bout u
THERE IS SOMEONE THINKIN OF U THIS VERY MOMENT UR READING THIS VERY MOMENT NOW IF U COPY PASTE THIS IF UR SINGLE U WILL FIND LUV IN THE NEXT 10 DAYS IF UR WITH SOMEONE AND U COPY THIS THIS WILL MEAN U WILL BE TOGETHER FOR THE NEXT 10 MONTHS AT THE LEASE IF U DO NOT COPY THIS UR LUV WILL BREAK UP WIT U FOR ANOTHER GIRL OR GUY. IF U READ THIS COPY IT ON 1 OF UR BLOGS
30 Nov, -0001
heres to all the ass holes out there
middle finger .. . . . . .. ./´¯/) . . . . . . ../ . .// . . . . . ../. . /./........ . . ./´¯`/'. .'/¯`. ./',/. ./. . /. ./¨/¯\ ('.(. .´. . ´. .¯´/'. .) .\. . . . .\ . . . . . . / . .\. .\. . . . . ._.·´ . . .\. . . . . . . ( . . . .\. . . . . . .\",2009-07-08 13:00:05.663 96826,91550,Back,Back from Breakfast and Drivers training
30 Nov, -0001
hehe
Dσnt Judgε Mε...Or αn?σnε εlsε! ♥Gσt A Prσblεm...Sσlνε It!. ♥Lσst?...Gεt Fσund! ♥Think I'm Trippin...Tiε M? Shσε! ♥Cαn't Stαnd Mε...Sit Dσωn! ♥Cαn't Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund! ♥Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt ♥Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr! ♥Think Im Ugl?...Dσn't Lσσ? At Mε! ♥Dσn't Likε M? St?lε...Dσn't Lι?? Yσur?! ♥Dσn't Knσw Mε... Dσn't Judge Mε! ♥Think Yσu Knσw Mε...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα ♥ ? ?α?? ?υ? ?σ? ??α??...... . . .. ......../´¯/) . . . . . . ../ . .// . . . . . ../. . /./........ . . ./´¯`/'. .'/¯`. Fuk All U Hataz!! ./',/. ./. . /. ./¨/¯\ ('.(. .´. . ´. .¯´/'. .) .\. . . . .\ . . . . . . / . .\. .\. . . . . ._.·´ . . .\. . . . . . . ( . . . .\. . . . . . .\",2009-07-20 16:33:21.620 103327,96560,SWAG,dis swag is made for my type......an ya kno who dat is!!!! my baby JOSH!,2009-07-20 16:36:15.820 103328,91550,Gotta Go,Gotta go back to Drivers Training
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