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black hair, brown eyes, funny, love destruction and gory games.plays baseball, plays drums, got my own drum set:Ludwig,blue
Username : | Reflex |
First Name : | Jair |
Last Name : | Brown |
Gender: | M |
Country: | US |
Member Since : | 29 Dec, 2009 |
05 Dec, 2011
IMPORTANT FOR ALL GIRLS TO READ
I don't know where this came from but I love it. I know a girl who broke up with a guy and she told him she wanted to "still be friends." He said, "No thanks." She wondered why he couldn't fall back to being just friends after they had a romantic relationship. I came up with the "McDonalds Analogy" to try and explain it in a simple way that would help all women understand this tough question. Imagine if you went to McDonalds a lot and ordered a Big Mac Combo meal. A Big Mac, Large Fries and a Coke. You really like this meal. One day, you pull up to the drivethrough and order the Big Mac Combo meal and the girl tells you, "I'm sorry - you can have the Big Mac and the Coke, but you can't get fries with that anymore." You think about this for a moment, and sure - the Big Mac is the centerpiece of the meal, but McDonalds has some really good fries and you like their fries with your meal. So you say, "I've been able to get fries with that before, why can't I have fries with my Big Mac combo anymore?" The girls says, "Well, I just think it is better if you only have the Big Mac and the Coke from here on out." At this point, a lot of guys are going to go to Wendy's or BK and see if they can get fries with their combo at that drivethrough window. But there are some guys who REALLY like McDonalds Big Macs and they might think, "If I keep coming here and ordering the Big Mac and Coke, maybe she'll change her mind and give me some fries with that later." So they will keep on getting the combo without the fries until the deal breaker happens: One day that guy is going to order the Big Mac and Coke and then he's going to pull up a little bit to pay, and someone else is going to pull up to the drivethrough speaker and order the "Big Mac Combo" and he is going to hear the girl say, "Would you like fries with that?" That's why guys don't like to be friends with a girl who breaks up with them.
28 Jul, 2011
Only 37 People can Read This?
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07 Jul, 2011
ON AND OFF-LINE
im sorry i havnt been talkn really, ive just mostly been playin games on here and stuff and ratin them. plus i found out how to download and play gta 3 on my pc for free so ive been pretty addicted to that. just telln u guys in case u were wonderin.
18 Feb, 2011
To All You fake Asss Punks
i dont care if u say my fav music is wack. i dont care if u say my shoes r old or my clothes r'nt matching. I'm living my life for me. not u. its time we all follow this way. i'm tired of seein guys saggin and i know they hate it but they do it 2 be cool. i hate how the "music" is cool these days when it has no solid beat or actuall meaningful words. its time we go old school and look fly 4 ourselves and blow off them haters. i hear how u yell that ur not fake. but i see how u check ur clothes and hair when ur in front of them. i know what ur really like. they dont. u think im stupid and deaf and blind. but i hear u. and ohhhhh, i see what u do when u think nobodys lookin. i'm at the bottom of the food chain. but if u take me out, u all fall apart.and i can just as easily spread really embarassing facts about u that spread like wildfire. dont underestimate me. im not the goody 2 shoes u think i am. no one is this is my life. not yours.
12 Feb, 2011
sry
i havnt ben on in a while or talked 2 u guys lately i know, i know. its just that 9th grade doesnt really give u a lot of free time.
06 Feb, 2011
#I SUPERBOWL COMMERCIAL!
FAST FIVE!(FAST AND FURIOUS) PACKERS R GONNA HAVE TIRE MARKS ON THEIR UGLY FACES BY THE END OF THE GAME! LOL!
06 Feb, 2011
#1 GAYEST SUPERBOWL COMMERCIAL
DORITO GUY LICKIN CHEESE OF GUYS FINGER AND PANTS! EWWWWW! GAYWAD!
01 Feb, 2011
ITS MY BIRTHDAY BCHES!
WENT OUT TO EAT TODAY HAVN PARTY ON SATURDAY! OH! HERE COME THE STRIPPERS!YEAAAAAAH! PEACE!
31 Jan, 2011
MY BIRTHDAY!
ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOMMORW TURNIN 14! OH YEAH! BRING IN THE STRIPPERS!OH YEAH!OHYEAH! UH HUH! UH HUH!:):):):):):):):):):):)
16 Jan, 2011
SCREW CMS!!!!!
makeup day got scheluded on MLK day. protest about not sending kids there. my mom lettn me stay home. plus attendance was sent 10 days in advance and we wont be doing any graded work. so whats the poin anyways?! SCREW CMS! SCREW CMS! SCREW CMS! SCREW CMS!
10 Jan, 2011
SNOOOOOWSTOOOOORM!
snow blizzrd closed school. yayyyy:)! to bad snow is too soft to do anything with it. awwwwww:(
07 Jan, 2011
WTF???? CONT...
jessica apoligized in gym today to me so were back to bein friends now. but if she pulls some s*** like that again, ima stab her in her damn back!!!! thanx 4 the support sammiebear
06 Jan, 2011
WTF????
okay i was in gym and we were bout to do a mile run. but my friend jessica said her back was hurtin. so i figured on the day were runnin a mile,"Wow what a coincidence!"lol. so i poked her on her back and she winced and said she wasnt kiddin. she was fine after that. but then later one of jessicas friends come up to me and say i made her back pain worse and she's bad mouthing me. saying i "HIT HER" in her back! When i tryed to talk to her she said for me to"leave her alone and that she's mad at me". but i saw her run a whole mile whithout grabbin her back, fallin down, or even limping!!!! so why she fakin like i broke her back or somethin?! she not the one to act like a drama queen but this is really getin on my nerves how she wont talk to me. what should i do?
01 Jan, 2011
HAPPY(VELATED)NEW YEAR!!!!!
U KNOW THE DEAL. HAPPY VELATED NEW YEAR!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
30 Dec, 2010
TRAAAAAPED! (BUT ESCAPED)
got trapped in holiday vacation cabin in pennsylvania! flight back got cancelled had to take a 12 HOUR TRAIN RIDE BACK HOME! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! but made it back and got some video games and money plus giftcards for cristmas. YIPEEEE!!!!
20 Dec, 2010
ME PIc
for the first time i have posted a picture of what i look like as my pic. i'm s**y aint i :):):):):)
05 Dec, 2010
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they have zipped me close. i am being shut up by them. they will not let me say anymore:1
25 Nov, 2010
HAPPY TURKEY SLAUGHTERING!
family ovr my house. they makin braided bread,sticky rolls and apple pie:)
29 Oct, 2010
blooooood
the blood,it tast so good. sweet and savory. like spiced apples. i can hear it pumping through ur veins. can u hear it? i can hear it flowing from ur heart, to ur veins, to ur artery. so warm and delicous. very hard to resist. i had a little taste last midnight. i drank all the blood from her before she culd even manage to scream. u all taste so much better with ur adrenaline pumping. like honey on candy apples. mmmmmmm. how sweet. i'll be looking forward to seeing u all on halloween. look out for the boy standing behind the street light.........
23 Oct, 2010
scream ur heart out
scream ur heart out, it might be ur last. say ur last prayer, it might be ur last. kiss ur last person,they might be ur last. for everything will end for you on haloween if u don't put this in ur blog.Mwa Ha!HA!HA!HAAAAAAA!
15 Oct, 2010
sucked baLLS
my school had a pep raly during my math clss which was alright with me. but their just pepping themselves up to lose during a homecoming game in front of hundreds of former high sckool students and former principals.if they lose, it will be very embarassing.......for them.......not for me,actually funny:)
21 Sep, 2010
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this random dude was blankin on me becus i said somethin about his comment on a game!talk about no life! itts been so long i don't even know what the fck he's talkin about!
05 Sep, 2010
RUBBER BAND GUN
i went 2 this fair and bought this rubber band g** thats the size of a real ak-47 and shoots jumbo rubber bands with a real trigger! i will NEVER get tired of it
28 Aug, 2010
ATTENTION!
I HAVE DECIDED TO COME-BACK 2 THIS WEBSITE! SO...I'M BACK! BY THE WAY, I'M IN 9TH GRADE
09 Apr, 2010
Be Smart
Your 15. he offers you a job. But he says he needs you to help him move some furniture at his house. You notice men looking just like him standing at both corners of the street. When u look at one of them, they put their backs to you. You start to go into his house, you look back and all the men cross over to the house at the same time... but slowly. You go in, you ask where the furniture is. The lights go out. You hear a giggle, then a snicker, then more snickers. Your arms are held and ur forced onto a bed. Across the street a man named Jonathan is going home. HE tried to find a job but couldn't find one. He hears screams from a building across the street. The lights are out but he hears a struggle. HE goes to investigate and listen at the window. HE hears a bang like someone was hit. The screaming stops. SOmeone starts talking. " WHo's going first?" A deeper voice starts to talk. " I'll go." HE hears movement, then a whimper. THen something like a zipper. THen a squishing sound and more movement. THen grunts and the whimperinmg gets louder and louder. The door opens next to Jonathan and he jumps. A man is standing there, he says " You need a job sir?" Jonathan says, "Yes, but - uh, what's going on in there?" THe man smiles, "Just a drinking game, so you need a job huh?" Jonathan nods and the man invites him in. He says, " I just need you to move some furniture for me real quick." Jonathan goes in and its pitch black. All of a sudden his arms are being held, then he gets laid on a bed.......You can imagine the rest.
08 Apr, 2010
I WANT A PUPPY MOMMY!
puppy is cute--young dog is teething on your new shoes--dog starts growling--old dog bites and barks 2 hours straight--elderly dog gets cranky and bites your hottest boyfreind/girlfriend you ever had--you cry 2 days straight after you put it down. Do you reeeaalllyyyyy want a puppy? think about it.
07 Apr, 2010
funny
eenie meenie minie mo. catch a tiger by the toe. ROOOARARR!......You just got pwned by a tiger.
07 Apr, 2010
REEEEAAAADDDDD!
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you
07 Apr, 2010
IF
if u had one chance to do something u always wanted to do, would u do it no matter what the cost. even goin to boot camp or juvy. or would u be smart and hold off.
13 Mar, 2010
H1N1
I'm sick as I don't know what and I'm watchin angels and demons. ANGELS! ANGELS! ANGELS!
10 Mar, 2010
Cat Fight
there were some girls fightin and one almost pulled the others shirt off. But teacher came and stopped it. I could almost hear the other boys thinkin DAMN!
07 Mar, 2010
The WiZ
sliiiiide some oiiiil to me, and I'l feel just fiiiine. Slide some oil, to me girl. And let me lubricate my miiind!
07 Mar, 2010
If u look up my first name
I own a t-shirt brand, shoe brands and a electronics company. Too bad u don't know my first name! HA-HA-ha-ha-haaaaa!
07 Mar, 2010
There's someone here
I keep hearing someone calling my name, but I'm home alone. Must be the Vodka I drank. Just kiddin! LOL!
06 Mar, 2010
crazy
la la la la,la la la la bom ba ba boom ba . WEEEEEEEOHHHHHHHHH WEEEEEEEEEEOHHHHHHH! HA hA LOL!
24 Jan, 2010
PRESENTING-MS.PROFFESSIONAL!
Get over here Bitch! Harder,harder! I-know you can do better than that! Ohhhhh yeaaaah. That's what I'm talkin about! Whoa you good girl,but not good enough. Now use those hands girl,you can't stick with one technique! Come on! Oh,oh-ho-ho! That's what I 'm talkin about! Harder,harder gotta make me crazy girl! That's it,that's it! Oh girl you make me proud. K,lets's switch positions,I wanna try. Umph,umph,umph! Yeahhhhhh,that's how you really do it! Umph,uh-umph-upmh-. I'm-gonna-try-it! Ahhhhhhhhhh!Umph! Now your gonna need to work on that left jab if you want to be the next female kickboxing champ! Now I'm gonna go rest,get Carl over here to put on the gloves and work with him. Keep poundin that dude. Don't let up on that power Make sure you move too! Nice practice. You were gettin h**** won't you? PERVERT!
23 Jan, 2010
what the f---
where the f***in f*** is my f***in WALLet! got f***in $140 in there. where the f***in f*** is my f***in wallet! I WANT MY FUCKIN WALLET
09 Jan, 2010
sooooooooooooooooooooooryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I haven't been on in a while science project
01 Jan, 2010
Dissapointed
just found out this site doesn't have the Heist 2 when it has the s***y version the first Heist
31 Dec, 2009
bye for now and a happy new year
i'll be gone for a party for tonigh,t feel free to still message me or add me as your friend!
30 Dec, 2009
back again, again
i'm back from my freakin sleepiness. I'm rockin a nike shirt and i rock it nice
30 Dec, 2009
sad and bored
she's to crazy for me and i can barely tell what's she sayin. So i did it and now i'm single again.
29 Dec, 2009
nEED SOME FRIENDS
TRYIN TO GO FOR 12 FRIENDS IN 2 DAYS SO FEEL FREE, DON'T CARE YOUR FREAKIN AGE OR IF YA COOL. jUST LOOKIN FOR A GOOD TIME
29 Dec, 2009
YOU-AIN'T-NOTHIN
If you got a s**y body but a selfish attitude, you just like all the other haters and your just like all the others you called uncool
29 Dec, 2009
DON'T BE A CRACKHEAD
if you do Mugs how long wil you live? Will you live to see flying cars? Or realistic virtual gaming. Your probally saying whatever. How bout personal virtual mates who do what ever you say. Plus you can actually feel them. Bet that got your attention. Remember all those hobos and crackheads you made fun of. Well your about to be that same person. Don't be a fool, don't even be cool. Play by the right rules, and you won't lose.
29 Dec, 2009
favorite game
If you have call of duty modern warfare reflex wii, tell me your name in the game, I'm PrivateBrown, if your conker, STAY OF MY FREAKIN PAGE!
29 Dec, 2009
Neewbie
I love Epic War 3 and are new to membership but not website, been on here since '08