11 Jun, 2013
Your eyes.. <3
your eyes... your eyes... i love them so... they are so pretty like the blue blue sky everytime i see them i think im going to die they are beautiful <3
23 Jun, 2010
post this if u luv some1
♥_♥____♥_♥ Put this ♥___♥_♥__ ♥ heart _♥___♥___♥_ on your __♥ _____♥__ page if ___♥___ ♥___ you love ____♥_♥____ someone _____♥_____ very much
23 Jun, 2010
ahhhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhh omfg there was an earthqauke!! threw out canada and parts of the usa!!!!! post me a comment if you felt an earthquake!
15 May, 2010
my babe
i have the most s**i a** babe in the world and ill always love ya ill really always love ya babe <3
15 May, 2010
annoying but awsome
go to youtube and type in caramell danssen and got to english version its catchy but annoying at the same time
21 Apr, 2010
The best Newfie joke EVER!!!!
A large group of Taliban soldiers in Afghanistan are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: "One Newfie soldier is better than ten Taliban." The Taliban commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune whereupon a g** battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, followed by silence. The voice once again calls out: "One Newfie is better than one hundred Taliban." Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge g** fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The Newfie voice calls out again: "One Newfie is better than one thousand Taliban!" The enraged Taliban commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the dune. Rifle fire, machine g**s, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought. Then. . . . silence. Eventually one badly wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men.....it's a trap. There are TWO of them
26 Jan, 2010
XD
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
20 Jan, 2010
haiti
hey yall my brother went to haiti so he wont be back for 3 to 4 weeks holla
17 Jan, 2010
answer in my inbox
answer in my inbox If I was locked up in the closet with u for 24 hours what would u do to me? Message me cuz it's a secret. THen repost dis, u will be amazed at what thoses people say
15 Jan, 2010
I banged a homeless guy because the gummy bears raped me
1 (Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on: 01 - 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y beast
15 Jan, 2010
Only 13 POELPE CNA RDEA TIHS
Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. OLNY RSEPOT IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUEBR AT TOP TGOHUH, ? "ONLY __ PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU" Go up a nmuber if you can raed it...lte's see how hgih we cna get
14 Jan, 2010
comments
ok dont be afriend to comment down at the bottem im not gonna bite you lol! and if you right something i dont like ill just remove it ok?
14 Jan, 2010
family
my faimly members -18 year old sister ahsley (she is single and this is from her hot because she is changes age) 9 year old brother(uses this and changes my age) 11 year old brother (he says he is a hot guy because he is lol! he is single and changes age) 12 year old sister (single hto says she and of course she is! and she changes age) and the raseon we change the age so everyone knows who is on and was last on my mother of caorse dad 2 and me! put this on your blog with your faimly members
14 Jan, 2010
your name meanning
A- damn good kisser B- You fall in love quickly C- You're wild and crazy D- You have one of the best personalities ever E- You have a nice a**. F- People totally adore you G- You have a very good personality and looks. H- You never let people tell you what to do. I- Love is something you deeply believe in J- Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things L- You are cute M- Success comes easily to you. N- So Hott O- You are one of the best in bed. P- You are popular with all types of people. Q- You are a hypocrite. T- damn s**y S- You're loyal to those you love. T- damn s**y U- You are really chill. V- You are not judgemental W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let ppl tell u wat to do Y- One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for Z- You like it in the b*** very very hard... T- damn s**y R-fukin s**y I- Love is something you deeply believe in S- You're loyal to those you love T- damn s**y A- damn good kisser N- So Hott thats my name dont wear it out lol :) copy and pste the your name with this! ;) and these things are true!!! :)
08 Jan, 2010
OnLy OnE
1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you
08 Jan, 2010
my faviroute colour is pink
my reletive dide of cancer im sad really sad! if one of your reletives have been killed or have cancer post this on profile
05 Jan, 2010
AGE DOESENT MATTER AT ALL!
Matters Boy: whats up Girl: nm you Boy: i got my G.E.D. Girl: OMG!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU Boy: yeah thnx Girl: i have to tell you something Boy: go ahead Girl: well i love you. i always have i cared about you and your always in my heart Boy: thats cool i love you too but your too young your 14 and i'm 17 Girl: but i love you, age shouldn't matter Boy: i know u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age Girl: i just thought......(crying she logs off) The next day the boy turns on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrists and wrote on the wall "Age never matters" The boy then receives a call from the girl he chose and she says "I'm leaving you for the one i love. That night the boy hangs himself and writes on the wall "She's right. Age doesn't matter. I love you and always will. iF YOU AGREE THAT AGE SHOULDN'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM THEN RE POST THIS AS "Age Shouldn't Matter" and.. A miracle will happen at 11:11
04 Jan, 2010
just look at me!
??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ♥? REPOST THIS IF SOMEONE TOLD U UR HOT!!
02 Jan, 2010
RATE ME
F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!
